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first

fifth.

You did it champ.

uwu

thanks dad

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nice scaling

thanks

vaginas are nice and warm and moist

perfect for hactching bugs and fungi

Why do I find this to be a beautiful statement?

mornyaaannn

i need to stop waking up and going back to sleep multiple times

More fumi pics, locked and loaded

More fumi pics, locked and loaded

Bae you need to be more responsible, nya

mornyaaannn

i need to stop waking up

/obligatory double-post bullying

Slam fire posting.

accidental spam??

Morn!

same

Man, I wish sinni and loco would stop awaking up, forever.

I wish Scoots would stop being such a fucking Jew and pay me the 40 gbp he owes me for Buckfast.

i have zero responsible ;-;

if you dont wake up we dont get to talk so im going to have to disagree

my NECK hurts

What an excellent idea

hey

hey

don't be sweet to me you fucko

no can do bubber
mmmmwah
im making cofe do you want some ?

I'd buy Hu a wolf tail buttplug tbh

You are the Unresponsible.

If you love Ioco it's best to never show him any affection or kindness so he knows you really care about him like I do.

i want a double shot single-pump caramel white mocha with cinnamon and white sprinkles, iced, large, extra hot, semi-skimmed milk

please

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Amazon delivered today. I now own 18 different kinds of coffee. That isn't enough. I need more.

gimme cawfee

gween tee

My mail also came today.
I did not recieve £40 from Scoots and my day was ruined.

It haunts me. I stay up at night, just thinking about it.
"Where's my £40? Why hasn't he given me my £40? Will I ever have my £40?"

One can only hope that such thoughts lead to an early grave for Yan.

Gochiusa is trash

hmmmmmm

i dont think i have EVERYTHING needed for this but ill do my best.

Thinking about the things I will buy with my beloved £40 is the only thing that spurs me on.

its like that muscle relaxer

icey hot
you know

im the big minus responsible

I look at my bank account, and see that it is £40 richer than it ought to be. And this makes me happy. Imagine, all the coffee related paraphernalia I could acquire for that!

omg I can't be dealing with this today just make me my coffee

Lazy lazy. how. do. you. achieve. this. lazy.

sup goobies~

my hangover is finally gone

okay okay sorry im going ;;

they call me
laziest piece of lazy in lazy town

They could say... That you are... Number One...

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*hugs* I was a mess lol

NO.
THEY COULD NOT SAY THAT.

hello ikt i didnt see u there

It is too late. I have already begun the process of propagandizing this narrative.

Glad you're feelin' better! What's your hangover remedy?

shush

LOOK
MY MAIL IS SOMEWHERE
WAITING FOR ME ON A VEHICLE

weed and dihydrogen monoxide.

and a snow day off

konbanwa

Did you tell me already what you've bought? Or should I ask... "What have you bought?"

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hi

i didnt buy anything

it's nezi's christmas gift to me

Turns out bad dragon dildos take a while to ship during the christmas season.

Yup, yup. That'll do it. It's been a while since I had a hangover, but the only thing I can remember being worse is waking up still drunk.

Well, then I should rephrase, What did Nezi get you? Or is it a surprise.

They still haven't arrived, have they?

hello madeleine
I hope you are faring better

i picked out a body pillow cover hehehehe

will post when it gets here

That's kinda cool cause it's not waking up hungover. Then it slowly goes away into a hangover while you're awake haha

Yeah, I broke my phone last night so now I gotta get my upgrade :/

Much^^ Thank you.

What's up witchu?

I have a very good idea as to whomst it is. But I will await confirmation.

i promise you its not anyone you would think of sadly

anyone that I REALLY wanted was way too lewd.

green bean finally got that horse dildo huh

Wow, well. I am keen to see who it is.
Well, why live?

Will the upgrade have a discount? :-/
I updated last spring 'cause my old phone started smoking when I plugged it in. But then I realized it was the charger that was the problem. I'm happy with my new phone, though. :D

cute sfw pillows only.

I think I have my free upgrade yeah. Kept that in my back pocket ;3

That sounds scary x_x was it an android?

lol i found the bill from last night. goddam it

This is a Christian bed, there will be no lewdity. Only comfy snugness in the eye's of the Lord.

exactly

i wanna hug a cutie while i feed her soup not do weird creepy things >.>

Nice! Hopefully they don't try to upsell you on accessories. They laid that on thick when I upgraded.
Mhm. It's the only problem I've ever had like that. I'm glad I noticed it before I turned off the light and went to sleep!

i want to go home and read more Helck and maybe smonk

What if it is too warm? What if it is too warm and when you feed it it burns their insides liike acid? And said entrails seep out?

extra foam pls

As long as it is insulating foam. Maybe that will finally kill you off. Fucking fenian cunt.

so be it

I suppose they knew what they were signing up for.

you think if you got enough jizz in a jar you'd be able to steam it like milk and make a latte

biggest foam ever comin your way

my cover is here

I'm doing ok, I was planning on playing some call of duty black ops later for old time's sake but it appears my fax machine with a keyboard is ill-equipped

In the land of lawsuits, I should have expected such a robust legal precautionary tendencies.

good. now pour it on me and hurt me, please. It's what I need today.

what up gaymers

are.... are you sure ? ......

Whomst

Please kill yourself

Bring it up to like 94C and pour it on my body.

ok

ok

ok

ok

ok

hej me

OKAY

that'll burn youu up way way too much loco. i can't do that.

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just hurt me a little

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i'll get something less hot. i dont wanna send you to the emergency room.

hey

If you boil piss does that take away the fact that it's piss when you throw it at someone while it's still boiling?

hot wax

i have a bunch of leftover candles from christmas eve candlelight service !! perfect time to use them

Anyways hey Ioco can I pour some boiling piss on your back?

thats nnot dutch :c

Which is probably why it corrected it to Swedish :3

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Just dl'd a bunch of Takagi hentai

Feelsgoodman

西片がまんできるかなあ？

lol nice Rin impersonation

Nice faggot impersonation

You know when you feel horrible about yourself, and feel like a fucking idiot who deserves pain, but you have to act like a confident normal and assertive human being? I do that a lot. And it helps to then come to someone I trust who is willing to call me a dirty useless slut and pour candle wax on me to address those feelings and help me balance myself. So, please don't judge me if I ask you to pour candle wax on me or handcuff me to the bedposts. It just helps me stay mentally well.

OH GOD SOTO JUST GOT MURDERED

gotteem

You know when you feel horrible about yourself, and feel like a fucking idiot who deserves pain, but you have to act like a confident normal and assertive human being? I do that a lot. And it helps to then come to someone I trust who is willing to call me a dirty useless slut and pour candle wax on me to address those feelings and help me balance myself. So, please don't judge me if I ask you to pour candle wax on me or handcuff me to the bedposts. It just helps me stay mentally well.

Ohohoho

holy fuck

美味しい？

nya?

whatever i can do to help that isnt too outside of my comfort zone, i can do for you

bb...

BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Do you ever ask traps at AX if your chinko tastes oishii when they blow you?

5 hours of sleep shall suffice.

what a banger

i'm doing OK now because wearing my cat hoodie and tights is embarrassing enough for me today

But in the future I may need you to choke me, okay.

you should take pics and send them

Well, it is no ponyboy, that is for sure.

Ioco why did they rip off pee wee's playhouse and make it into a horror story

You've already seen the tights.

but i haven't seen the hoodie :3 and i havent seen both in one pic ! or updated tights picccc !!!

Nah, not really
That's kinda a dumb thing to say, you'll kill the mood

I don't really talk much during sex, well to be honest there isn't much to talk about when youre fucking lol

I think the only things Ive said while sex is "I'm gonna cum"
I've also said "You're so fucking cute" while like kissing on some dickgirls neck but that's about it
I just grunt or like moan during sex

Really? REALLY???

I'm starting to agree with you that Ioco should neck himself tbh

S-soto..

It would be the most utilitarian thing to do, teebeeHonest

Not tonight. I look like crap from working all day.

You told me you did an itadakimasu once like an autist though.

Sup Elms

Lol'd

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thispls

that's fine bub
sometime in the future.

:3

ITAAAAAAAADAKIIIIIMAASSSSUUUUUUU

You're not supposed to say that

That shit's embarrassingly autistic

omw

ew

Finally.

Which is why it isn't hard to believe you'd do that.

I'm sleepy :(

LMAO sorry fam

i did just eat

Disgusting.

Are Soto and Maddie finally going to have a sexual encounter?

If only

then there would be no more thirst

Same
I wanna die.

Yeah, I ate out some weeb chick once while we were both shitfaced and I totally said Itadakimasu

It's like one of those things you're embarrassed to admit you did but then again I did get laid so like I guesssss it ain't too bad

Why ya gotta put me on blast like that?
A-At least I ain't a virgin like you

Ikr? lol

Well she doesnt have a gf anymore so it might happen

I hope so.

Or like, even more.

Probably even more.

playing with a six person team with mic is so goood ahhhhhhhhhhh

Echo if I were to take you out for some drinks at some random bar downtown and I was treating you out what would you order?

2 LPR's honestly ;3

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LPR is a condition that occurs in a person who has gastroesophageal reflux disease. Acid made in the stomach travels up the esophagus

Howdy.

suh

jfc that sounds strong af

I want you conscious after the bar tho lmao

Charging my headphones so I can get back in call with my Final Fantasy 15 team.

Oh, then just rum and cokes. I was still on my first idea lol

dad makes the best weed

A glass of water.

Maybe some orange juice if I was feeling spicy.

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And the best *seed*.

moms gonna freak

woah. thats a bit. crazy.

maybe take it down a notch ?

no

the stock market is doing really well

Rum probably.

YOUR GIFT CAME IN IDK IF YOU SAW

Be a shame when it crashes and you have to hang yourself

Yeah, you're right.

Maybe just almond milk then.

I imagine you to be the unpredictable kind of drunk that can go from giggling at the slightest thing and having a wonderful time to full on emotional breakdown and causing a scene at the bar

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and then two people left and we got rolled im done

you know it's funny you say that because I checked it and saw that about 0.2 seconds before I tabbed back to this page and saw this post

ok

Back to FF.

there you go
thats much better

i need to try more milkies to be honest

Giggly maybe, but it's honestly just more of the same.

I don't consume alcohol in public anyway.

DADDY'S MILKIES

that's why i don't have all my money in the stock market lul

but you have to play the long term game and not sell when it crashes

crashes will happen, you have to stay strong and not freak out

consuming alcohol EVER to be honest family

its super comfy
really soft

ty again

also godspeed with yours ;-;

On the rocks?

Sounds nice but plain
Then again being plain is nice in it's own way
I thought Slavs loved beer

Why not?
That's kinda weird lol

Get fucked Nezi.

Gimme an old fashioned. Hold the zest.

yay I'm glad you like it :3

see

alcohol hurts

I feel like you would enjoy a bellini.

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I don't like acting like an ass in public?

tfw daddy's 5 billion dollar trust fund account is now worth 18 quadrillion because the stock market went up a few points

no

what are you studying

Nvm, I found it.

Thanks anyway tho.

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How To Be a Thot: 101

business administration/gen ed, i don't know

how do i stop being an idiot

Whatever. Enjoy your night, nerds.

coolio

Not everyone turns into an asshole when they drink ya know

You sounds like a boring slav

pee in a toilet

nini scootsy

why are you so obsessed with pee it's kinda creepy desu

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It's a mammal thing I guess.

I said an ass.
A buffoon, an idiot, a moron, a clown.

My great grandfather would get too drunk sometimes and make everyone in the bar leave x.x

Has anyone ever been thrown out of a bar?
I kinda was. More like politely asked to leave and carried out by friends, but still. Mixed feelings of shame and amusement when I look back at it.

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alcohol ? more like

basketball , is what id rather play instead of drinking and i dont like basketball that much

My boyfriend punched a guy and that guy headbutted him back and knocked him down then left. Obviously my bf deserved it so I didn't do anything.

Isn't it the same shit?

LMAO that's so funny yet adorable

Did you get too drunk?

I've never gotten kicked out of a bar myself but my friend Manny has SEVERAL TIMES and I had to leave with him, I'm always apologizing on his behalf
He always gets really loud and aggressive when he's drunk, so they're always cutting him off and kicking him out

So are you cut or uncut?

Noone's forcing you to drink alcohol, if you're happy with pee, stick with pee.

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i left a bar once

Oh fuck off.

Woah. Any idea what started it?

I got the drunkest I've ever been. I was barely 21 at the time. I wasn't even going to drink that night! But I took a couple of shots at my friend's insistence. I don't remember much after that (I was such a light-weight, literally and figuratively). I'm told I was being loud, finishing other people's drinks (like, at other tables), and being ridiculously flirty. I'm glad friend were there to look after me. The owner eventually said my friends needed to take me home before I got in trouble. They took that as a hint that he might call the cops.

I'm not proud of that night, but it's at least a story to tell.

It was more of a small rock venue where I was drunk and people were doing a mosh pit thing but I didn't really want to fall over so I was standing in the back.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

shouldnt have gone to one in the first place hehehe

LMAO

Yeah, that stuff scares me. I almost got dragged into a mosh pit and had to crawl away on a filthy floor.

Lets relive that moment one of these days

I was breaking up a mosh circle because of reasons and got elbowed in the nose. :

tfw im usually the one starting pits

I dunno if that' such a good idea.

Oh noooooooo

That was a good sleep tbh

I want to hear Sabs be super loud and flirty

I want her to finish my drink when Im not looking then she slaps my back super hard and tells me cheer up

I also want to hold her hair up while she puking her brains out then wipe her mouth with a napkin

I might even go for a kiss too even if she just puked but if she wasnt conscious would that be considered rape?

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Wish when are you going to FC Mic Drop

brb gensokyo

Why would you want to tbh desu

I dunno, when I play it? :^)

Because I'm a masochist or something, I'm sure.

Play it.

give

Btw, I think I got sick.

someone tuck me in bed and make me rest and feed me soup and stuff.

I wonder whos more passable

Wish or Rin

i mean rin does titty streaming on youtube so you can just look and tell for yourself

I kinda wanna answer that but I don't think I should.

at first i thought that said fuck me in bed

Well why don't you ask Wish

You'd kiss me instead of rolling me so I don't choke on my puke?

I'm not Wish so she wouldn't care enough to take care of me.

to be honest the only thing stopping me from going out in public as a girl more often is my voice

like OBVIOUSLy i dont really pass that well at all but like
i dont want people to hear my ugly boy voice

Ask Soto then.

Vacaroo me something.

I haven't seen someone puke while lying down in ages

I only ever see people puke while standing nowadays

:(

bad feel

Oh, same.

I'm playing FFXIV though.

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Ask cut or uncut then

I promise to leave marks and let you call me Wish.

voice therapy. learn to sing while you're at it.

Echo are you insecure about your foreskin or something?

youve heard my voice im like 90% sure

yeah not good

the most i can do voice therapy wise is look at youtube vids at night
i should practice more though.

XD

Do you see a lot of people puke?

yeah me too. it's just hard with family in the house.

i need to move out so I can practice singing.

wat

my voice is something im way too conscious about too

it kind of prohibits me from practicing improving it a lot too because i hear myself and i want to vomit

like
i like singing in my car when its loud bc i usually cant pick out all of my voice but if i have to turn it down a little and sing its like stop STOP

Wait, is yourself not the person who you like most anymore?

your bf

I ran out of ideas.

being terrible at something is a necessary precursor to being good at it. Talent is believing in your ability to improve.

oh im aware
its just that
i hate hearing my voice even if im by myself
its just
grating and bad and i dont like it and ubasduasgbi

Same.

Oh, right.

Duh

If you had friends with you to support and encourage you, would that make you feel more confident about going out?

My voice can get catty sometimes.

well. I used to be like that before I started recording myself and listening back to it. Now I like my voice.

so. maybe that would help.

Play games with me.

time to become a mute and learn sign language or something

no thats got nothing to do with it
i go out every now and then in girl clothes and usually by myself
all my friends know about

all of this
and theyre very supportive but i dunno

i just want to sound like a not me

listening to myself recorded is 1000x worse than hearing it in real time for me

I'm playing ffxiv though

Well, I hope you can find a way to be comfy and confident. No one should be cooped up.

Play games with me later.

thank you dear.

I think it's time for this demon fox to fade. Goodbye.

Have a great night!

But why

nini stinker

For fun.
That's usually why people do it.

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He's busy.

Hi

Oh, same.

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hi wishy what's up

Playing FF, you?

Holla Forums drinking game
state facts that people disagree with and see how many people call you an sjw, cuck, or a parrot

Yan is a cool and likable poster

sjw cuck

canada has free health care

you should get that checked out

Parrot!

But it's true, Yan is likable as hek!

waiting for this stupid day to be over

Wish is male.

brb my baby sneezed, going to the hospital

:^(

Why is it stupid?

Well, yes.

wat

you don't have a baby

won't stop getting worse

Drink?

Well I won't if I don't get them to a hospital.

What happened?

just long and annoying
lots of people keep pissing me off

where did headache come from
im just chillin today not even doing anything loud

dehydrated?

Unfortunate.

Hopefully it gets better.

not that
i been drinkin water all day

Probably from the hormones.

WHAT HORMONES ? I DONT TAKE GIRL PILLS (yet)

You don't need to take estrogen to have hormonal problems.

youre not wrong

i just dont think thats it

Also stop being cute, I want to be mean to you and call you a dork.

You make it too difficult.

i should replay mgsv again
i really loved it and i haven't played it with this new set up yet

What did I even do?

I'm not sure. What 'did' you do~?

Huh?

New

i've never played mgs