Pop open a new one
Shut up, leaf.
Stahp gay, stripes.
Unable, my anti-gay gun got too much blood and lube on it, so it just slips everywhere.
That seems to be a common problem, you need warm water and a lot of towels.
I feel weird
I wish Ban would transition
He's really got the face, hips, and depression for it tbh
You look it too.
This but unironically.
I have two daughters in VRchat now
What a strange thing...
Imagine if Ban went on HRT and became a bigger slut
Legs can only spread so far.
I'd probably date him since he lives like 40 mins from me
You'd date most traps soooo
The amount of attention I just got is insane
Remember back when people used to joke that all Canadians are basically the same person anyway?
I was also talking about VRchat
LOL ATTENTION WHORE
It was boring as shit when I was in there.
I remember back when Rin would post Vocaroos of him singing to weeb music
Man I would jack it so fucking hard to those
His voice is top tier
He's like Liliypichu but with a dick
You didn't talk to anyone
Had a nice day?
ya, dat's the good stuff! ♥
Had a meeting that was poorly planned and poorly implimented, and made me miss all my scheduled appointments with customers. Half my customers cancelled and didn't see me because of the time. And I got bitched at because of the cancellations.
Also 2 more people have jumped ship since the new year, so I got promoted.
hey is time for me to sleep ^^
have a relaxing evening~
Congrats on the promotion.
Today was class day, and it was a bit unbelievable. We have a class called "Advanced Network Security" and had our first class today. It was about email & spam, and it was 1h of the guy describing what spam email is.
Not technically or anything, just, this is what spam email is, it can be advertising, or fraud attempts or whatever.
During the class a friend of mine checked and this is one of THREE HOURS on spam email. On a topic that any tech-able human being in the world basically gets.
We're Computer Science students, all studying Masters. None of us could really believe it.
But it wasn't as stressful as yours so I guess it's all good.
Aw, nini doodie! Have a cozy night!
Mo' money, mo' chances for my manager to crawl up my ass for managements mistakes.
Well then, I'm happy I don't have to pay someone to tell me what spam is.
The moment I did they just walked away.
I think it was the huge knockers, they pushed people away.
That's not how boobs work tho...
It was because you're a trap
I'm here for the diploma I get at the end of the year, learning is a nice side effect but I pay for the diploma, not for education. I can learn from home.
And yea but, yknow. It's more money.
I wouldn't know, it was my first time having them.
Couldn't look down.
All I wanted was some friendly conversation, and a pack of Newports, are traps undeserving of even that?
Stressful days are awful. But at least none of it was your fault.
One time we had a big, big client, think international car manufacturer, and I emailed them the wrong software, which they were presenting to the board of execs the next morning.
That was a fun morning.
unless you're a good trap
Sure made me feel good. At least I got home on time.
Outstanding. Get them the right info?
You'll do better.
The guy checking the app installed it and ran a test like 15min before the presentation, and we got a very very panicked call and I had to rush through rebuilding the app, testing and everything.
It came out ok but my boss wasn't happy.
Eh, no harm done in the end, then.
ey what up
VR trapping is lame, I don't have a voice changer, and being a tiny opai-loli isn't as fun as you made it out to be.
They need to be smaller apparently.
This is counter intuitive to everything I know.
Huh, never seen you use that pic.
Yeah. Lots of more stressful moments while handing in projects. Software developpers and deadlines don't go well together.
I have plenty of pics I've never posted.
I bet that's a headache, yeah. Best to drink.
Hi Birdy! ♥
No one seems to care if i'm a trap or not
I have under 200 sucy pics so i've gone through most of my folder by now.
Drinking is good. Watcha drinking by the by?
It be me.
Thought I'd come see how things are.
Hey sabs I got nice and cozy like you said.
Also I bought the best honey on earth before I got home and I just remembered your trip is honey? Is that coincidence I think yes.
For the lols.
Because you're a high pitched twink irl too, so it just carries over.
pack of Newports
Are you a 70 year old white lady or a nigger?
Next you'll move on to Pall Mall's.
Is this our Birdman or the pony BWA guy that's name was a bunch of numbers?
I thought the second one killed himself.
Let's see, scanning scanning, 10,743 pictures.
Just some garbage to get it off my bar. Southern Comfort.
Birdo, is it the raw honey with part of the hive in the jar?!
It's your birdman
Don't judge me. Also Pall Mall's packaging is cool af.
Funny you mention her...
Well fuck, I knew that guy. That's one way to find out I guess.
Can't say I've ever had that. I mostly stick to yurop drinks anyway, most bourbons I've had have not impressed me.
Isn't it just the best thing ever?
not smoking salem's and having public freakouts over jerky
Yeah! I'm jealous! ♥
Numbers one is in Alice chat now.
Holy shit you're alive?
have you watched any of the other offlinetv content ? everyone in that group works together really well youtu.be
All I remember is the Goku jacket tbh.
The gayest cigarettes.
Someone said he ended up in a crazy farm like five years ago then killed himself, two years or so ago.
So he didn't kill himself?
I don't know why I feel a sense of disappointment.
So that's why they call 'em fags.
I'd be mildly surprised if SoCo wasn't sold there, but hey.
There are like, 3 people that I would be indifferent if not totes ok with them dying here.
You're called a fag for the pack of dicks you smoke a day.
Ace combat looks like one of those things that's more fun to look at memes of than to actually play.
That's incredibly rude...
I don't blame you. I'm having a hard time not taking spoonfuls. I also got the kind that's like butter or paste.
I watched a tv show about honey and remembered how much I love it.
Omg I can't believe you still have that pic.cringe.
I don't have that anymore I got a new one in Japan.
Also hi colbs
Well that makes me feel good because I'm drawing a blank on you
From Ace Combat 4 to Ace Combat 6 I've bought them day one, at full retail, and played the shit out of. One of my favorite Game franchises.
Then they made an Ace Combat set in the real world and it sucked huge dick so they stopped making them for 8 fucking years but hopefully 7 will be good. Fuck I hope it's good.
Only Lily and Pokimane, tbdesu.
I save everything :)
How have you been? Also that's Tsuchi
Bird, I'mma have to start callin' you Pooh!
You know which game I'm REALLY looking forward to this year? Earth Defense Force 5. EDF 4.1 is one of my favorite games ever, just because of its raw awesomeness. Can't wait to be killing giant bugs again.
Nice. Giant bugs indeed suck.
At the risk of sounding completely edgy, I would be "okay" and/or indifferent to just about anyone here doing the same. Not for some malicious reason but just because it honestly wouldn't change a thing.
It's completely accurate.
You and Ban have constant gay-offs to see who's the biggest fag.
Giant insects are scum.
I need to actually sit down and watch It's Always Sunny. I've seen a bit of it but I adored it.
i have been just amazing
i met an aussi guy who looked a lot like you
we called him moses idk why
Also that's Tsuchi
oh we never really talked much so that makes sense.
how are you?
phoneposting was hard so i switched to computer.
i'm gunna go make some toast with honey so ill brb.
But he wins every time.
Eh, I don't watch much tv. I've heard a few good things about Sunny though.
It really seems like a show made for me.
I also agree with that picture non-ironically.
I just rather spent the time drinking or with videogames.
Yeah, it's hard to argue against.
What have you been playing?
Hat in Time was the most recent. Pretty damn good for what I thought was going to be okay at best.
It's on my wishlist. I have grown to have an unmanageable backlog, including during winter sales where I spent ~$200. So now I'm forbidden from buying games until I've finished all Dark Souls & Nier.
Pff, I've 1,000 games.
I'll never escape.
But how many have you played?
Good luck finding every last fish and enemy for the data entries to 100% it.
I'm actually not the guy who 100% games, unless I'm really madly in love with them. I have serious plans to go back through Witcher 3 for example but that's my GOAT. Otherwise... Eh, I'll do a bunch of side quests but I'm not obsessed with 100%.
Good to hear. Whatchu been up to with your life?
I'm doing okay, working is never amazing but hey it pays the bills
My 2 SSDs and my 2 HDDs show up in BIOS but I cant boot into Windows
My OS is on one of the SSDs but one of them just gives me a black screen when I boot on it and the other one says "repairing windows" with the windows logo and then eventually goes to a black screen
Hmm any ideas?
But you need it to get the "best" ending!
Wow, you have 5x more games than I do, and you've played less than I have.
I also learned on there that my account is 10.6 years old. I haven't found someone with an account that old in my friends yet, so that's my claim to fame.
Well I do want *that*!
I don't doubt it. It's hard to find a game that draws me in, unfortunately.
wow im responding late my b
but xell is objectively
BEST offlinetv girl
he's got a small stream too so you can actually chat with him
and he's a big ol weeb
How far in are you anyway?
I see what you mean, yes. I tend to go by recommendation of people I know. In general if someone tells me a game is their favorite of X year, it's probably worth at least checking out.
Yeah I';ve heard good things about 300 pound sexy robot sim
I started watching Lily 'cos she's a huge fake weeab and it's funny watching her try to stay in character sometimes.
And then I started watching Poki when I started to unironically enjoy Lily and wanted to believe their relationship was less decent than they let on.
I'm back I got honey on toast and a pizza my roommate didn't want.
Thanks I did it's delicious
Well I lived in Japan for a year building houses and old folks homes then I went to England for a month and met my waifu and I'm gunna visit her again in like 30 days so I'm hype as fuck for that. But right now I'm just working as a form carpenter until I can fuck off to another adventure.
What job are you doing that pays the bills?
Listen. I have stuff to do.
So have I. I've seen a little gameplay and it looked fun enough. One game I do recommend is Witcher 3.
Lily's a fake weeb?
poki as in asmr poki?
she's a huge fake weeab
How is it even possible to be a fake weeb?
Her weeabisms are hugely mainstream.
Sounds pretty dope. Also that toast looks like you came on it
I work in car insurance. Like I said, pays the bills
What a fucking faker. Makes me sick. I like my children's cartoon OBSCURE and THOUGHT-PROVOKING.
seee you gotta watch xell's content
bc actual weeb and a cutie to boot
I have all three. People have recommended I skip the first one.
i did cum on it
jk its just a type of honey regular people dont eat
also idk man car insurance sounds pretty legit, you get to be inside all day and stuff and be warm and comfy.
Stuff is lame.
I recommend so as well. You could even skip 2. Whatever you do though, play with a controller.
Stuff gives me money, which can be exchanged for goods and services like cute boys.
The kind produced by Japanese hornets?
And yeah, I guess it is. And it pays well so there's that
where to buy cute boys?
oh man no those were too scary i dont wanna remember.
yea man it sounds like a sick gig. is there something else you have your eye on tho?
the question that will define a generation.
I like the part when the honey bees form a ball around them and roast them to death
It's nice, except that you have to listen to people bitch all day which... yeah that gets to you. I don't really have my eye on anything, I'm not really the best at knowing what I want to do
It is now 3am. Time for bed.
I'll be nothing but bad.
Having computer problems :(
Too far. Might be import restrictions.
You might enjoy this little story
I'll be nothing but bad.
More like "I'll be nothing but sad."
the bees are designed to survive the heat from their vibrations but unfortunately not all survive.
yea that would get really tiring now that i think about it but you kind of get that in any profession if you think about it, there always gunna be bitches who bitch.
i think a you would make a good folk singer, you should explore that route.
hi nez i know i saw, id help you if i was more smarter but i'm already having enough trouble with learning how to post here.
i think you just gotta buy a new one.
In a master's? Ouch...
You're right, I do enjoy seeing people in pain tbh. Night night
yea that would get really tiring now that i think about it but you kind of get that in any profession if you think about it, there always gunna be bitches who bitch.
my god i type like i'm in 5th grade.
They die for the good of the hive
And yeah, but it's kinda my job to have to deal with them bitching. I can't sing for shit
Youre not the originam Birdman are you? Like the one I have on steam
I didnt think Birdman was Canada
yea bruv its me. i got sabs to give me a link because i was thinking about you guys and all the fun times on tinychat and stuff4
god save the queen
are you like a claims guy or something?
He's in like Alberta or something.
40 mins out of Vancouver bc
who are you tho
eva? how is things
They are thiiings and oki enough I assume, how about your things?
that answer leaves a lot to be desired but i ts okay. my things are going very good so hopefully i can like e-transfer you some of my luck and we'll get your things being better things. what things are we talking about again?
We shall fight them in the hives...
Yep, I'm a claims guy
You seem to do a lot of traveling
How have you been my friend
Not sure! Hopefully your days haven't been bad doe.
oh fuck yea that must be really shit. do you deal with them in person or on the phone?
yea i haven't traveled too much but i figure if we can get to a different part of the earth why not try it. its like being a kid and exploring.
I've been okay. i found out like 10 days ago my grandpa has cancer so im worried about that but so far they have said good things but its still scary.
no honestly they've been so great i'm worried that i'm due for like a tragedy. i mean i guess i might get one soon but i really hope not.
also are you still kami-sama?
I'm sure you'll be fine.
And you mean on steam? If you mean there, it's The Booper now or Dysnomia.
Aww, good luck. Hopefully they are fine. Cancer treatment has come a long way
no i mean irl
its okay nevermind.
are the threads normally this dead?
yea its not lukemia or anything so its treatable and stuff but he still has to do chemo and i hate the thought of seeing him lose his hair and turn into a skeleton. its an upsetting thought. im gunna see if he wants to smoke some dank blunts tho to combat the nausea when he does it tho.
On the phone thank god
And yeah threads kinda went dead
It's dead a good bit of the time, it seems.
oh that sucks i miss 2012 threads tbh
do you guys have anything to with the waifu threads on 4chan /b/?
i meant to add you into the reply.
do you know your reaction pic is holding 2 used condoms?
Thoroughly, also I technically haven't been here for nearly twoish years.
So dunno about the waifu threads and here.
oh okay i was just checking
also where were you?
who r u
fuck i dont like the way Holla Forums works
Squash. I doubt you remember me.
That is Squash.
I stopped by here now and then but mostly I was busy with life stuff. I guess now Squash is going to go Sherlock on finding out who I am also supposed to be next.
I can't wait~
Wasn't it established you were Spoilers?
Like you straight up said it yourself unless "Eba" and "Eva" are two different people.
Plus all Canadians are the same person.
i do remember u
who was the furposter that had everyone fooled they were a girl and they always posted as scar from lyin king
oh do you still do that thing where you go away and then a new person comes along to the threads but its totally not you ?
knows whats up
He's like one of the only other furries that still come here.
right. what happened to Eisen?
he was a good boy
That happened beyond the time I've been gone. Unless there's a second Spoilers.
In which case, have fun with that one. I wouldn't know shit past April/Mayish two years ago~
Only once, after my mother passed. To avoid this places autistic obsession with that.
PC is kill
Also comes by now and then.
He's doing his thing.
oh thats rough i didnt know, super sorry to hear that.
are you living on your own then?
tell him i said hi next time you see him if you dont mind
I can do that. He's usually here once a week or 2 weeks.
Well, 'was' now I am not. I was still here afterwards up until the point that changed.
Now they are busy with exams so I'm spending some more time here to cure boredom at times~
that was very confusing but ill have to find out some other time cuz im leaving
okay buy guyz
Some of the waifu thread people came here but... yeah
They yell a lot.
I handed my pistol over to the cops :<
If we made tree cities it would generate enough oxygen for larger brains.
Nah its just moogs on tablet
Hows Tabletmoogs doing, then?
Post in the thread ༼∩ • ヮ • ༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ
im reading about mesopotamia and shit.
Was mesopotamia a fun place to be?
it was alright
so far anyway
thats a nice booty
Of course I'd lick that moron's asshole
people who dont eat booty
Don't worry I'm not an aphobe
I don't want to be put on THE LIST
Grim only licks trap butt
The Fate trap has a cute ass so there's that? I guess~
Idk which Fate loli has a penis
hideyoshi is my gf
Love that song
I second the bird
Great minds think alike.
good music is ubiquitous
I will call animal control on you!
I'm Sleepy : (
had a good roll with my brther earlier, got in some slick sneaky submissions i havent pulled off before like the anaconda choke and peruvian necktie
hwo are you today?
those sound dirty, tongues sticking out of necks are weird.
I have been eh. had a lot of anxiety lately, which is unusual.
hopefully that doesnt last too long for you : / anxiety sucks
and I heard today that my JSC thing may fall through, which is a shame.
Johnson Space Center.
I was supposed to spend the fall there, but there have been musings that the money may not be there
What do you mean by the money isnt there? I dont understand
Why does El-P from run the jewels look like Tp
Any graduate work comes from grant money. The person who was supposed to provide said grant money went silent.
You'd expect them to be a little more proffessional
But some pretty unprofessional people tend to get into higher positions somehow
I think I have an idea how
so yeah, anxiety
tfw cant sleep cuz you had a 5h nap during the day
its going to fuck me
Anime is shit tbqh
whats good you baka ass mofos
upset im still up attempting to go to bed in 15 minutes
watch ur mouth stinker
My VRfame is becoming real
I have 2 daughters now
fuck off we're full tbh
my brother's been learning a shit ton of 10pJiujitsu and sweeps and stuff and it's pretty cool cause he's taking the initiative and seeking out the knowledge on his own without me having to get bug him about it. the past few timesI've gone with him he's surprised me and earned some taps. It's cool having something to bond with him over cause we havent kicked it too much since we were younger and growing up together
what are you up to today?
show me their beautiful faces
just passing time with osrs
what is osrs?
old school runescape my dood
Wixy is the only one I have a picture of
oh its one of the earliest generic lolis
The man with the world's strongest punch
This video was taken down right after I jerked off. Is there going to be shovel dogs happening? :<
Spectre, are you here?
they knew you wanted to listen, so they took it down
hi it's me spectre
We're sorry; you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check the number and try your call again.
But I listen to that monster cat track a lot and that isn't taken down.
But that's not part of the conspiracy.
tell my boss that I'm going on vacation and haven't arranged covers for my shifts
he gets mad, I get rude
spend a weekend snowboarding, get "written up" for all three shifts I bailed on
go in to work early, sign some papers that say "I acknowledge that I fucked up"
go about my job
Lol how am I employed
So long as it isn't humans I guess.
when my dad goes on about how
"Im proud of u son" babababa
i feel bad because im like
ur proud of who u think i am and ive been hiding a lot sorry dad
Did you watch Darling in the FranXX?
Just guilt trip him into believing his failures as a father are why you're a complete triple faggot
'I'm proud of u son'
It sounds like you may not be much longer
It's on my list of things to watch, I've not seen it yet, but it looks very good.
I've been variously threatened but not with being fired so probably not unless I fuck up real bad too soon
Spec is a robotfag
won't watch touch things like gundam because the robots are too weeaboo
will watch franxx
no promotions, at least.
but jobs are good
G Gundam Only Gungdam
im not really that sorry to be honest
i just dont like that so much of my life has been lying to my parents
I never said I wouldn't watch Gundam, I simply said I don't like man walker human bots because aesthetics.
I won't watch Gundam because it's difficult as shit to get into, because it's such a huge fucking franchise now it feels like a daunting impossible task to get into.
MAN-BOTS A SHIT.
It's fucking amazing.
It's the bastard child of TTGL and Kill la Kill in the worst/best way possible.
not embracing chaos
Oh trust me, the shitposting and snippets of it I've seen look amazing, and I want to, it'll just be a little bit before I get around to it. Besides, it only has like one ep out right now, right?
Pff the GM already hated me I haven't even gotten a raise
Lying is a valuable life skill
G Gundam is great but it's not really gundam.
I mean most of it is disconnected, and it's only the old shit that's good in it really. Just watch 0079/Zeta I believe in you.
It actually makes its manbots not look fucking awful though, UNLIKE A CERTAIN FRANCHISE
G Gundam Best Only Gundam
THAT CERTAIN FRANCHISE SHOULD JUST DO AWAY WITH ITS MANBOTS ALL TOGETHER-
...except the Roughneck. Roughneck is my Stompy-Robot waifu.
What are you up to tonight Squode
what do you do for a hobby?
yes it should
except including the roughneck, piggu go home
I'm playing a shitty jrpg
I play vidya, build models of robots from old anime, and hit on cute boys on the internet for hobbies
tfw when the PIG unironically made one of the best robots out there
tfw the Sun Spider will probably go over the same way
tfw just like with MW4 the OC doughnut steel mechs will be the most popular mechs 5 - 10 years from now and canonized
Pop Team Epic is true Shitposting.
I wish I had the PopTeamEpic Australia webm.
well frankly that just sounds awful
For what purpose
MW4 didn't have any OC doughnut steel mechs though. Unless you count it's redesigns, which have been pretty much completely ignored outside of it. Which is a shame because the MW4 Vulture is unironically the best mech in all of battletech and possibly my favourite mecha from anything.
You're pure shitposting.
Not enough cute girls to hit on over the internet, but I'll do that too when the opportunity arises.
get bullied nerd
Uziel and MadCat Mk.II are two that I can think of off the top of my head.