From just watching two episodes of Poputepipikku, I can already tell with utmost certainty that this anime is the best...

From just watching two episodes of Poputepipikku, I can already tell with utmost certainty that this anime is the best, most interesting and most beautiful thing that has existed, or ever will exist.

If you have not watched Poputepipikku, then you have not yet truly lived, and so I truly pity the arrogant people who will not watch this anime just for the sake of being wannabe hipsters, because there could be no other reason for a person to say they don't like it, since it would take an inhumanly slow person to not understand the gift that god himself has sent us - Poputepipikku.

Although one must be a gifted genius to truly understand the deep meaning behind its story, I still think that this anime can be enjoyed by everyone.

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I'm here to bully Hu

Freezing my fucking ass off in my office because for some reason the AC still kicks on when it's already sub-60 Temps in the morning

Oh, we work in the same office. Neat.

I fucked my phone now hopefully this extra hour past my supposed bed time will unfuck it.

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Cute

nah dawg

joy

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Live from Detroit...

its especially comfy for bed posting :3

craziness.

Lazy.

What the heck is the context of that? Did she go on a date with Aziz Ansari?

nothing wrong with being lazy when you're already being useless, and if you're here that's what you're doing~

Shitposting is a bold refusal to be used in any non-sexual way

nuh. I actually leveled up +1 in small technology. Ikt would be proud of me. I'm go to bed now.

Why is it so slow

Bring more dogfuckers

i dont know what that means but rip gaben

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Memri
Memery

Takagi's forehead seems to get bigger in every episode

Wot


It's the spoopy twist

Eventually her forehead will explode into a thousand screaming insects

Her ego has manifested as a physical organ.

too many uploads at once. took a while to find out this wasn't upping.

or maybe cliff huxtable

But she only teases him because she wants his dick.

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Hwaf bwabba Jella puddin'.


She wants his attention and maybe a kiss.

How old is she again?


How's it going Sabs

Idk, I'm not currently watching that

I might tho; I just became aware of its existence last night

It's goin' sleepy 'cause I stayed up all night. But I have no other complaints. How are you, Mr. Soto dear?

God bless coffee. Makes me feel like I go from suicidal depression to god mode.

I really like coffee is what I'm trying to say

How do you take it?

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hungry i am hunnnnggry
tummy empty

where is the food

Interesting. What is it about the cream you enjoy? (Sorry to be nosy.)


Wanna split a honey bun with me?

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i take strong coffee with lots of cream and no sugar as well

Anything but black coffee is homosexual

i only drink really good coffee black

Coffee is too bitter.

Makes it taste sweet and it cools it down so I don't have to wait 10 years to drink it

What about black, but with hints of praline?

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must be fresh.

Same, I tend to make it really strong as well

Ah, right. I'm not firing on cylinders today, but thanks for answering. If I'm in a hurry to drink it, I'll put a little milk in mine, but most days I like to savor the bitter warmth.

hurry up fedex man

i think you might just be too sweet for this place

Yes pls.

i just made some coffee now

good morning btw

also black coffee best coffee

always the best. it's just like the beans are meant.

Gween tea

*halves with you*

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don't have too much coffee fellas it's bad for you

yeeeeeea thats the good stuff

art fags are a true blessing

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I'm super used to it at this point


Sometimes you have to swallow bitter things, and after swallowing them enough times, you become addicted to them


First time I've ever heard/seen this word T B H

I was just a shitposting anyway :3

I like Starbucks pumpkin spice/peppermint/etc. drinks every now and then


Dildo?

yummyyyy


hi eggo

bitch like that's going to stop me

i was used to black coffee for a while as well, and i still prefer it in coffee that is actually good, for mid tier coffee i only use cream, for trash tier coffee ill sweeten it a bit too

there are coffee tiers for sure

CAWFEE

stay safe

go tell someone not to smoke cigarettes instead you tea drinker

Idk, I use pretty basic coffee most of the time, I think

Part of why black coffee is great is u can drink like four cups of it and only gain four calories

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Is that really called for?


^o^

I don't drink tea ;-;
smoking is very bad also, I found that out myself
thanks dad

I love how Sharo's just all "Kill me."

oh for sure, when i want to drink a whole pot of coffee i just drink it black, usually i only want like a single cup though

the question is.....
do you want some cowfee or some gween tee

gpu

I had an orange crush pop-tart for breakfast.

Was this your experience with semens?

yea i think thats pretty self explanatory, you better brush your teeth well

KEK. gotta get it right or things won't go well.

MUH

I have a new fancy toothbrush coming in today.

what does too much mean

im not sure how much that puts my mind at ease about your habits of using it regularly, but make sure you do!

an amount high enough it becomes a health concern
it's optimal to not have any at all but I can understand why most people wouldn't do that, I think that if you have over 1-2 a day, that's probably too much, but I'm not a doctor

I woke up.. again.

sup with y'all?

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too much of anything is bad.

Erio pls still be here

good morning

Elma I have a threesome this weekend and I'm kinda scared

hi

I might just take my pills then go back to bed. Convince me to do otherwise pls

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Poputepipikku. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Chen’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Poputepipikku truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Chen’s existential catchphrase “Honk Honk,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as
Aoki Jun's and Umeki Aoi's genius wits unfold themselves on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

idk why people always want to talk about threesomes with me as if they're super enjoyable things. Also who the fuck pencils in a threesome?

if you did that, what point would there be in waking up?

I ask myself that everyday.

maybe there's no purpose to it per se, but you should probably do something if you've woken up
probably best not to get too accustomed to pills in case they stop working

I haven't had sex in fucking 2 years.

This will be my like 10th threesome, I'm just scared because I'm afraid that I might be too overweight even though they told me they're okay with it.

They're my girl pills dumbdumb.


Who even are you?

Get in shape then fatass? idk how I'm supposed to help you with your weight insecurities.

My name field is a text fish if you look closely enough

I'm not overly interested in decrypting hieroglyphs rn

How about pictographs? ♥

my bad, I guess I just presumed they were sleeping pills of a sort
in any case waking up then going right to sleep never is that great

I'll decrypt ur pictograph, cutie.


Nah, I only take what's prescribed to me and an occasional ibuprofen.

アイド・ライク・ソメ・モレ・グリーンティー。

If by decrypt your pictograph you mean snuggle my face hard, then I accept!

Snuggles sound so good rn.

:(

can't feel lonely if you haven't had a cuddle in 5 years

lol plebs

I'm chilly and sleepy and a little grouchy about it, so I would snuggle you into a gooey pulp right now.

lads how can I keep myself entertained for an estimated 5 hours

Didn't you have that gf that stole your dildo or w/e? There must've been cuddles involved there at some point..

Sabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbs. Don't put false hope into my noggin.

You can't feel lonely if you're so consistently lonely that you've become desensitized to it.

lol right?

play with yourself

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Aw, sorry, Maddie. I'm just off in the clouds today. Forgive me!

*cuddles*

that will only keep me busy for a few minutes my friend

lol i love how everything is a pissing contest here


I mean if I'm being honest I'm still looking forward to our hypothetical shopping excursion.

you should lrn2edge tho

thanks fren

I am on 12 hour nofap, I can't stop now

Read a book then

Yeah but I love starting the pissing contests here.

Play an immersive videogame. Or sleep.


Imagine all the shoes we'll try on! (for some reason, that seems like it would be the most fun part)

gross

if you get it out of your system you can get back to being productive sooner. $0.02

I was hoping I could spend the time talking to my animus buddies

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does soto read

And the most expensive^^

Moogs. How long do they stay itchy as fuck? Not the whole no touch month right????

アイド・ライク・ソメ・モレ・エコー。

i dont remember mine itching

it's probably fine

Can't feel lonely if you're surrounded by loving family and friends.

Elma did they hurt :)c

Maybe they sparked up a growth spurt via more blood circulation then ;3

awwe yiss


The 2nd one hurt more than the first but they've been prolly a couple of the easiest ones I've gotten.

We'll click heels like boss bitches across that bridge when we come to it.

Yeah


Thats alot of time man

okay one gweeeeen tea

COMIN RIIIIIIIGHT UP !!

its been snowing for 3 days now im ready to die

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like what

Ooble are you that girl poster with the messy ass desk?

piercing always hurt more than tattoos for me, I don't understand.

it's ok, there are literally infite subjects we could talk about
I'll probably go to sleep though desu

To quote the great bard of our time...
These is red bottoms, these is blooody shoes.

I'll keep you posted on the tattoo comparison. I think I'm gonna start them up for real in a couple weeks or so.

But yeah idk I'm like into the pain shit tho so maybe that helps with piercings *shrugs*


YAS!

pls no cardeeeeee b pls;;

ye I am too but my pain tolerance is so low that like ripping band aids off is a trip

:( Being stabbed is something you gotta work up to.

Cardi B is love

ye
everything of mine is a mess including myself
why whats up

cardi b is maybe my least favorite rap artist in a l o o o o n g time

bhad babie is more tolerable

I don't particularly enjoy bandaids either actually haha

Just being cut and poked and burned.


Then listen to Bhad Babie

Tell me about your first sexual experience, that is if you've ever had one


Just wanted to tell you that you're adorable

cardi b has a nice ass

I thought that was the only Cardi B song I knew, but I guess she does a bit in Motorsport.

Also, I'm so incredibly white. I get sunburn standing next a Japanese flag.

o thanks

I have not had one

impressive.

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no im listening to antwon now

Oh hey 8ch finally fixed my flag.


u ded?

Does Guero still pound you down every night?


Must be nice being 19

I miss those days man


I sure hope VNs count as literature

none at 19?

i'm sure if we accept the rest as literature we can also accept vns

fucking chads

Surprised Soto doesn't have this game.

yea
i actually just got back from NY, i was there for almost 3 weeks staying at his house

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o gee i dont bash on ur life choices y u gotta bash on mine GREEN BEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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this tbh (to be honest)

Sexual experiences are the worst.

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Why have a sexual experience when you can have asexual experiences?

*shrugs*

hehehehehehe

Ya'll motherfuckers are faggots

show penis

butt stuff tho

Ikr?
I tried to have a sexual experience once.
It was awful.

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only half as gay as you for posting a picture with more than 25 colors in it that make me want to cut my testicles off

idek what's going on anymore

Nerds

Man, you guys are weird

u dont have to be gay to like penises

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says the big fucking weirdo weeb

whats better
poll time

behind the knee or shaved armpit

personally
if theyre standing, back of knee
if theyre sitting/laying, shaved armpit ez

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What's so weird about

why dont you just kill yourself bd not even your friends want you around anymore apparently

I do. I just got my teeth cleaned last thursday, my dentist said my teeth look great, but I should swap to one of those fancy sonicare brushes so I'm doing that.
I have a friend remind me to brush every night.

I have no memory of being weird, and I choose now to live my life as a Brussels sprout.

So whats better?

Thai food or Indian food?

The one with the most noodles.

thai
im too white for indian food

both stink and also taste bad

i prefer thai food but only by default cause i havent tried indian

I AM THE STRONGEST

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTSY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is that bait.

Fight me! Literally! Fight. Me. FUCKING DO IT. I am the STRONGEST.


What up

Someone say Indian food because it looks like someone said indian food.

You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!

i'll fight you !! i'm tuff :3

Do you happen to know who the artist who did this is

square up

I float like an Arab and sting like when you pee!


COME AT ME YOU TOO!
Lets make this a 2 vs 1 handicap tornado match... That is WHAT is UP

I couldn't say.

Hey, don't be salty! I'm motivating you! I'm your Micky!

Aight thanks qt

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Don't you usually have a yank flag?


I have seen this clip from somewhere else this week. Is that bird real? Is this a photoshop? Is this even real life?

LETS FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thai has Indian beat on that one lol
There's a really good dish thats like a beef stir fry with noodles, sorta like yakisoba then you'd dip that shit in Green Curry omg dude, shit was heaven

It's spicy as fuck though lol


Indian isn't too spicy though


Indian Goat Curry is god tier

But if you're gonna try it for the first time Chicken Tikka Massala is always good to start off with or Tandoori Chicken


Color me triggered

I do, because Holla Forums had fucked up my flag for some reason. Had to restart the router today and that fixed it apparently.

ill beat u


i'm very white and very soft

wow sure sounds like you're upset you have such queer tastes, not that I can blame you, I'd be upset if i was you too

I have a confession. I've never tried Indian food. ;__;

same

What a pampered life you lead

smh

Im dissapointed in you Sab

The only thing you will ever beat are EGGS.


Oh, I thought you were doing the whole "fight" thing heh.

HEY

how is the day??????????????

stop eating indian food

Nah, Goat Curry sounds good. I like goat.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sounds like you're an irl soyboy

We're so uncultured!


Me too. ;---;
I must remedy this soon. Any recommended dishes for beginners?


I'm in your corner! Ra ra!
But I may take a nap in said corner, 'cause I'm still sleepies.

i dont understand what you guys are waiting for, good curry is pretty awesome, but i guess most weebs think that's a japanese thing too

Man I love videogames

ky


that a spoopoy boid but......... IM STRONKEST

yea, it depends on the game, sometimes there's just like one part of the world that murder stomps every other region in the game, and for some reason you live on a continent of scrubs where it's hard to get good practice in the game

this was a big problem for competitive melee players until net play got sorted

Hey, wait. I HAVE had Indian food. I toured a Hindu temple back in 2009 and stayed for lunch. But I only had this simple rice dish that wasn't very spicy.


I honestly don't know. I've had just about every other kind of food, but I've just never gone to an Indian restaurant. I know we have a few. I guess my craving for Mexican just gets the best of me when it's time to eat out.

ra ra rararararararararara
sounds loke a plan
paint eyes on eyelids
theyll never know

what does ky mean

KILL YOURSELF

You should just try to make something you learn at from the restaurant at home, it's always better to do home cooking anyways! More work but worth it, and learning how to cook from a large range of cultures makes you a better cook faster! I recommend trying something simple like curry so you can immediately learn how to make it.

kill yourself is so 2009 scoots come on

I love ripping off restaurant food. So satisfying to make it cheaper, better, and healthier at home.

MAN ALL THESE cool stories mark

see exactly, this guy gets what i mean, and it's great because you already have a guideline set down to meet

some interesting caps work there

Aussies are usually competent at games, they just don't develop much of a top-level scene because we have around about enough high level players for one team, and they have nobody to play against. It's more just a general lack of players and me being vaguely above average that kept me on top of the rest.

:|

That's a good idea!


Clever girl. :3


You're my favorite customer.

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I did not hit her... I did NAAAAAAAAAAAHT... Oh, hey sabby.

finally learned "sense" by tom odell on piano

great song to play

They have a bunch of different curries, they're all pretty good
Chicken Tikka Massala and Tandoori Chicken
They serve you Naan which is p much flatbread
They also got like sauces or whatever the Yogurt Raita and Mint Sauce are nice

I go to some place called Punjabs Pallace its AYCE for 10 bucks
It's so great eating so much curry for 10 bucks

You mean back when I was young? lmao

I wanna learn the boogie-woogie on the piano. looks fun

Go back to complaining about your dad trying to be a decent dad, it's less boring than the blogging.

i just like my meatloaf and cuttlets and carrots


no i win

i should learn piiiiano

SAID EVA

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EVA HAVING THE BALLS TO LITERALLY POST THAT IS HILARIOUS


NO, I SAID IT FIRST. SO I WIN.

i could teach you if you want, it's really easy

that would take a long time to learn the timing

youtube.com/watch?v=x5pd8QAw28I

HAVING. THE. PHYSICAL. LITERAL. BALLS. BOLLOCKS. CAJONES. MARBLES. STONES. TO POST THAT. WITH THEIR HISTORY. YAS SLAY. NICE. KEEP TRUCKING YOU ABSOLUTE MAD CUNT.

*BLOG POSTING INTENSIFIES!*

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what does eba want to talk about?

Cheeeep cheep cheep cheep cheeeeep


Ugh, back when I was young. Kill me.

now thats fine shitposting

de wey

It is the easy way to do things.

I didnt realise eva and lloyd were the same person. except for race

I DID NAHT HIT U
UR TEARIN ME APART LEEEEEESA

Don't worry Sabs Im old too

yea im not shit talking you for, it even comes down to what area of a state you are in sometimes, depends on how the game works and how easily it can be played online, you can't really be on the top without playing with them though you are right as rain on that

huh?

Is that a meme or something? I'll take blogging over memes any day.

Wow, such blasphemy!

Buuut seriously if you started vrchat. Get ready for this meme to be spammed. lol

I wish David Lynch had directed The Disaster Artists and let Tommy and Greg play themselves. Imagine a weird mix of Inland Empire, Mulholland Drive, and Twin Peaks.

I mean...imagine Tommy Wisseau and David Lynch on a set together. Jesus.


Let's fuck stuff up at the nursing home. Kink up the oxygen tubes of people who don't let us win at dominoes.

Elma, why do you have to be an absolute shitlord?

I am still waiting for organizational issues to clear up so that Tommy can go on the H3 podcast, he was scheduled to but conflicts of schedules prevented him doing a slot last week/the week before.
Shit will be a riot.

Man I have the day off but I wanna go home nooooooooow

4 hours til I'm free.

I already uninstalled it

if you have the day off, where are you stuck?

Because it makes me feel superior.

Fug, meant to say I have the day off TOMORROW

Check it out guys Im a photographer

LITERALLY THE WORST OPINION

should have zoomed out a little more or pulled back a tiny bit, gotten the whole flower in the middle, besides that though its a pretty good attempt

Will Greg be on too? He and Tommy together are this weird dynamite.

Also, I was so angry at that Green Goblin fuckhead not letting Tommy speak at the Golden Globes.


#9001 in your tripcode, #1 in our hearts. ^o^

I'm aware. I wasn't complaining or anything, especially since I wasn't exaggerating with that guy's skill.

I doubt it lol If that's the case then people don't know how to express that very nicely.

I was pretty baked when I took these

Probably the best idea without vr. It kinda seems odd at base.

Please elaborate, I dont think I know/saw said incident.

oh no, i understand entirely, people tell me you don't have to aim in overwatch and anyone can be good, and suddenly i run into a mcree constantly headshottting me from mid range and widows ending me consecutively

Quake is still way better though not comparing the two

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sounds about right

just seemed like there weren't a whole lot of people to mingle with. controls were wonky (prolly cause base-model) and memes

not my cup of tea.

To each their own, bae.

The thing about overwatch is that you don't *need* aim, because you can just not play the aim-reliant characters. You won't be quite as good but it's not the end of the world. If you wanted to be high tier I guess you'd still need to but oh well.

Game was dusk, not actually quake, but the skills transfer over so Quake pros are still fucking terrifying.

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don't call me that

You have now cemented what I will call you.

thats sexy, i like the idea of those skills worked up over so many years of playing getting some application with modern old style games, and Dusk is a perfect example

i hope you learned a lot

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pervert

IM NOT A PERVERT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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who's the gayest person here right now

mE ! :3

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pee ano man

he said gayest not biggest piss fetishist

Liliana sent me DMs of a perverted nature. #GreenBeanGate

george doesn't immediately claim it anymore so it gets confusing sometimes

IM NOT A PEE FETISHIST

ALSO


WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

piss

You were d-denying being a pervert... So I had to meme... Nothing personnel kid.

BECAUSE IM NOT

ugh this protein shake is not settling well with food

In one fashion, or another, we are all perverts. To deny that is to deny our basal instincts. To deny those is folly and will lead only to personal hardships in the long run. Do not deny it, bae. You know what I say to be true. Embrace it. Make it your armour.

im not a pervert

Tears, it will all end in tears.

...

it will not

...

We will see.

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[ironic links]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

S T O P


IM NOT
A
PEE

FETISIHITHSIHTUASIOHTYUIKASGBRTEILASGHETIUAHSET

thanks

stop peeing on things then, pissboy

I'll gladly pee on you if that'll calm you down

Do not bully Liliana

but what if you got stung by a jellyfish?

I ONLY PEE IN THE TOILET !!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Worst fetish

what if you're in the shower with your partner?

Then you pee in their mouth clearly

I mean, to be fair, at least he's not a siscon.

Lol you fucking faggot

oh i pee in the shower too

water conservation

the only thing worse than puss and scat fetishists are diaperfags


NO

That's a sign of being a pee fetishist you know

...

- Green Bean 2019

but diaperfags are a subset

I exclusively pee in my own butthole

But I'm -not- a pee fetishist

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My god this phone is made for babies. It even tries to auto filter words like crap.

There is nothing wrong with being siscon.

look

if someone else were to give me money to pee on them and do nothing else
they just sit there
and then i leave ?

i guess that would be okay
i need money

Except that incest is more illegal than watersports :^)

No ew.


Why not?


I'll pee on u

lili trying their best to work peeing on people casually into conversation

I can't believe greanbean is taking money to be peed on

"I'm not a pee fetishist I'm just a whore"

Well, I mean.

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its so they can pay people to let him pee on them later, he's running a double blind strategy

don't kinkshame...

LOOK

IM NOT GETTING ANY SEXUAL GAIN FROM IT

THEY MIGHT BE ? I DONT CARE WHAT THEY GET FROM IT

I OBTAIN MONEY FROM PERFORMING AN EASY BODILY FUNCTION

OKAY

THATS IT


I AM


N O T A P EEE EEEE FETISHIST

why did sucy move to the UK all of a sudden

it just makes sense

stop talking about pee you pee fetishist

No, you're getting monetary gain. They're getting sexual gain. That is called prostitution.


I move very fast.

pls be london

Wanna fug

*mashes buttons on my keyboard at random to look busy*

I appreciate the kind offer, but I must reject, as I need to retain my virginity

okay but i dont know that theyre getting that gain

its just a trade of money and also i might pee

Good luck with ur new profession

You have my blessing

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if you order less stuff you won't have to wait for it as much

nezi really wants more buttplugs

HAI ERIO

'round here if a package is out for delivery and isn't flagged for safe-drop, they take it back to post and you have to go pick it up.

Might as well go the full mile by now

Heck off then.
I'm not in london :^)


Right.

I said why not how

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speaking of packages

the body pillow cover said
"in transit to your town as of 12:32 PM"

it said this at 10:30 am

??????????


thanks ewio


full mile ?


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

How many times have you drank pee?

I was never in the US. 8ch was fucking up reading my IP.


Is there a single action you won't greentext, scoots hun.

I have never done this

Well if you're drinking pee you might as well suck em off too, some extra money in it too probably

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IM NOT DRINKING PEE ????????

Love is blind desu

Can I drink your pee?

For a few bucks you are.

lili is drinking peoples pee for 50 dollars because they really need the money guys

Getting peed on, same difference

Hi ^^

How u


Peeing on people sounds like a nice easy job

U have it made

You can always start doing other things with the customers too if you want to make it more fun


How many times have you?

Terrible lewd poster.


You're blind.

秘密

I'm bored and hungry and a little sad. Days off suck kinda sometimes.

Whatcha up to?

EW


NO


N O

IM NOT DRINKING PEE IM DOING THEE PEEEEEEING


IM PEEING NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND


PEE ONLY

scootaloo
bad

17track.net says it correctly

on it's way from samford, ct to FL

ITSA JOEK!!!!!

That's because I'm not a lewd poster, silly

Aw, that sucks, make food! fixed two of those at once

I donno if that makes it worse or better, but I feel like no one pay to be peed on

:c

There is none. I'm debating ordering a pizza.

Fixes*

...

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oh gee, should do that then, pizza's always good

weird tracking


sure it is


a lot of people pay to be peed on


can i share the piza

i am a hungry

NICE

I wasn't sure you actually had at all


Is something specific bothering you?

Not much, smonking weed and shitposting

Probably gonna watch anime later


I'm not h8ing

Being a prostitute is fine

Don't let Man shame you in his ignorance

I don't believe you.


:)

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well you oughta find some of those people then

I have not posted lewd once since I've been here!

You tryna imply I am a liar, a charlatan and a fraud?

impressive

All this talk got me real horny.
Guys I want to crowdfund $5 so I can pee in lili's mouth, how much are you guys giving.

They need the money.

yay

that's probably the plan. I meant to yesterday but I fell asleep.


idk I'm just kinda in that fuzzy about to cry feel.

What are you waiting for?

I can offer $30

grats


ive already arrived to this board so that part is done :^)


I AM


CROWDFUND $5 ??

i can get $5 from asking my neighbor if i can help them with something

I cannot believe you have betrayed me in this way

Good, it would seem you are capable of learning. Bless you sweetie♥

Well who's that person

I am waiting for the sun to rise in the west and set in the east

4 creepy children standing around a chest guarding it

I DONT LIKE IT

I can't believe you'd lie to us like that.

Wow, just for asking?

I actually have to do something to help to get money from my neighbours.

Well geographically in the western side of the world the sun has risen, and in the eastern side of the world the sun has already set.

So...

Stretch goals:
I'll misgender lili throughout the whole exchange

I'll slap lili a few times

That's not how that works!

Consider me a pledger, 5$ for you

why does every community I find have to have bullies ;__;

That'd be pretty difficult since it'd probably change quite a few times.

the neighbor mistakenly thinks they are rewarding him for having incentive to be helpful, really they are just encouraging him to be lazy

Isn't it?

It's 3pm in parts of NA and 3am in parts of Asia!

Are you cute or not? this is important for my follow up response.

I do believe you've asked me this question before, and my answer will remain the same
I don't believe I am, but people online have told me otherwise

well duh
im a legend


cant tell
i promise anonymity with my services


okay i SAID IT WRONG sorry i meant that after asking and them saying okay yes you can get $5 from doing this task and doing said task THEN i get the $5

aaaaaaa


okay but i'd let you slap me for free to be fair
or stab me


l o l l ll llll
proud of u for this one it was good


i've been here a few months
its the most tame community i've been to personality wise

most others (especially on discord) are extremely echo chambery and want to ban people asap

this place is okay

You can trust me with your money, I'm an expert at misgendering. It's my second favorite thing to do.

No, you have to give $15 to get that right now

...

Piss legend?


Thank you. My follow up response - Because you are a little bitch.

Thanks


What's your first favourite?

No it isn't

Well at least you're trustworthy

This feels like fake news.

nevermind i didnt say anything do the stretch goal


stabstabstabstab

which is funny bc i cant stand yuri


EW


どういたしまして


duh thats my only good trait

The passive-aggressive "he...she...it, whatever", which makes it sound like I'm really aware of gender issues but is also incredibly insulting while turning it around and making you the problem for annoying me.

Gomen, gomen. Gimme sushi!!!

I changed my mind, I am actually very cute

Oh I misread sorry.

My first favorite thing to do is to pee in lili's mouth. Thought that was clear

Hey I'm not American, we don't do that fake news thing over here

Well that's a good trait to have

I suppose

i have no sushi


disgusting

You're letting them do it, who's the disgusting one

all dokis must be cherished

even though natsuki is best

...

Listen. Xe's getting paid, it's god no right to complain.

i'll take xe

xe/xim xe/xer is funny

GIBE THA SOOSH

Everyone knows Yuri is best dokidoki

natsuki ;;;;;;----;;;;;;

Natsuki reminds me of Liliana to be honest.

Just Monika tbh


-huggu-

I don't know jack about this game but that girl's real damn cute

aw *eyeroll* *eyelash flutter*
why thanks

Play it, it's free

...

I don't know what you mean. Look at that flag, I'm not the same sucy-posting user.

i-i meant the girl in the picture

Yes there are plans for this being played at some point

...

it's one of the best games of 2017

play it fast before it gets spoiled for you

Just came AMA

Holla Forums just isn't helping you anymore.

See

You're asking a lot from the internet when you expect it not to meme about DDLC spoilers in 2018

I don't know what you mean, hello, nice to meet you

Well would you look at that?

Me and neziwi got our GPUs at the same exact time!

i know what you meant sweetums :3

Except Nezi worked hard for it by being born into a rich family

ALRIGHT I GUESS I GOTTA GO BUY A 1080 TI TOO BRB

rude

that's the best way to earn things

sometimes i like to pretend to be normal

need money? I can help

Whats the difference between you and the other guy you clearly know nothing about ?

normal is pretty lame


i need money for other things.. like

more clothes
i have a gtx 1060 its good enough

Low standards, tbdesu.

It was good, but calling it one of the best is a bit much. Especially considering that it's an advert for his next game.

Yeah there's plans to play this

Yes there's no way I can be spoiled!

Are you the DDLC girl

sometimes i like to pretend to be normal

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lol you didnt even work hard for it
Color me triggered

I worked 40 hours a week at a job making $6/hr plus tips

cunt

LEAK THE NEXT EPISODE FAGGOTS