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i heard about people smoking banana peels and googled it
I'm not entirely positive, but I THINK google is making fun of me???
"Researchers at NYU determining that banana peels contain nothing out of the normal – the only high associated with smoking the fruit is a placebo effect, with the FDA concurring. Additionally, the chemical "bananadine" has not been discovered or isolated.Sep 29, 2012"
Ok then I'm the only one
My shiny teeth and me
me so sleepy
You're the kind of guy who believed Chuck Norris rumors when you first heard them, aren't you, Matthew?
chuck norris does have a chin under his beard and he WILL murder you with it if you don't close your mouth
i have class soon and i don't wanna ruin my sleep schedule
dallas you're a scrawny bitch, he could still beat you up
Go to bed.
Sucks. Sleep when you can, qt.
I assumed most people had chins under their beards
dont start woman
The day fumi gets an anime is the day I can die happy
In 4 hours and 45 minutes
:( I NOW HAVE THE DEPRESSED
shit I didn't think about that
all memes aside Chuck Norris is an extremely able and capable fighter with Mixed Martial Arts tournament victories to his name, unlike similiar contemporaries in Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan
He's even trained with the Gracie Family in Brasillian Jiu Jitsu
She's a cutie
That's a lot of petting
There's always a bigger fish, hombre. True peace comes within after you accept that fact- Or you can always just buy a gun!
d-don't lie to me
I said 4 hours is a lot in petting time.
your package is now in the US
sorry it's taking so long i didn't realize the shipping was so bwakas
its okay !!! atleast its on its way period
still would love to see some 70 year old man beat the shit out of you
we're dating now
IS THAT HOW THIS WORKS ?
Stop being so gay
I want to see you step under a showerhead wired for 250 volts so I guess we're both coming up short in this exchange.
my birthday's in May
we're going to Venice
yea because you sure seem to have your volts figured out from the last conversation we had on them
boy, that was some sound schooling i had when we both had to fucking pull up google
Oh yeah, found this for you too, hoss.
i have no money
i dont object
that sounds nice but
I have zero denero
get out of here you faggot lord
Because I couldn't put Ohm's law into lamen's terms and I thought I was fucking up the technicalities but how it turned out I was totally completely right all along? That thing that keeps happening whenever you try to call bullshit on me? Like that fungus that feeds on radiation? Wow wee guys. Wow fuckin wee.
I don't know how you think this marriage is going to work if you aren't willing to get a job to provide for me.
what's happening in this thread
it's layman's terms senpai
Yes it is.
I'm pretty sure you were a little more uncertain than that, but as usually you're lucky steam doesn't keep logs. When the fuck are you going to give your discord over? You have to have made one, shoot it to me on steam if you're still all secretive and private and shit
i want a job ! i just. keep putting off applying...
Now THIS is shitposting!
okay well you get that sorted out quick I have some dresses and things i want as well, i'll link you on amazon okay
Um I thought I devamped Sin
i know im sad
not that I AM SAD but i am a sad person
like as a person
you got me
hey. only if we get to share the dresses. and things.
you can't steal her vamp if all she is is a succubus
POST MORE WENDYS GIUREL OGMGGG
you'd share my things?
is BD calling me a succubus :(((
Because I'm sick of keeping four different messaging services open all the time because everyone keeps playing messenger musical chairs.
oh okay then
[slutcat mechanism: engaged]
She literally has the name of Satan's daughter in her name field
no really, everyone is mostly over in discord and using that, but i mean whatever id just end up trying to invite you to random servers you'd hate again
well. what constitutes at things.
well my name is sinni and stuff, there's not much shorter you can get
Sin is Satan's daughter???
there must be a lot about this Christianity shit i didn't retain as a child
why are BD and Dallas fighting?
the only way to be effectively evil is to convince people that you aren't evil
In Paradise Lost
it'd be so hot
if we're talking, we're fighting
yeah i'll share things with you then
Demonstrably false, jackass. Whatever though durangodallas#8447
its just how things work sometimes
if you're still able to talk isn't that good tho?
[LOOKING FOR A FAN OF UNDERTALE]
you okay sweetie ?
I think u'd like Citrus
i never said anything was wrong
Fucking off himself*
Eat plenty of apples, okay?
omg yes i keep meaning to start it and my friends are all like
LILI WATCH IT !!!!
I'm not the biggest fan of apples tho
I never thought there was?
im not sure what else asking about why people are fighting could imply, but alrighty
if you start to experience this
You'll definitely develop a taste for apples.
you know Tom stopped by when you weren't here last night
Gonna fucking shoot me the request, retard?
I remember I had to do a report on that once in highschool.
idk, it seems more like playful roasting than out and out fighting
who did you post a second ago ?
in the post where you lost the ability to type ;3
just making you wait because you have a hard time admitting discord is more commonly used and superior to steam
and i didn't see the post
a girl version of Morty from Rick and Morty
I think she's cute, like me
have yet to watch it
Stargate SG-1 was better.
i do not like rick and morty
but she is
just like you
brb for a second. gonna go brush my teeth.
have fun ! make sure theyre nice and clean. peppermint toothpaste only. if we're kissing you need to have fresh breath.
Oh I'm still a chaos vampire except without the science bullshit so that's cool.
<Oh I'm still a chaos vampire except without the science bullshit so that's cool.
be nice to the shitposting vampire fox
I just wanna know what that even means
Developing a soft spot for the loon?
i don't think i brushed them right. do it for me next time?
I'm using Mars and Saturn energy at the same time.
I knew a blue-haired psychic vampire once. Pretty sure she's dead now. She lived off of tequila and that 99 bananas shit lmao
they arent hurting anyone, and majority has seemed to enjoy their brand of shitposting rather than finding it annoying
thats fine with me
just let me know next time ! :3
now i want to know what the fuck you're talking about
Pls b Fortune
I have no idea. That's what she claimed. She worked at one of those new age crystal stores for minimum wage or something. This was years ago.
do you think it's sanitary to brush teeth without a brush
just using your fingers i mean
in my mouth
Well I invoke Saturn, Ra, All, and Tera every morning to feed everyone. I have a bad feeling about feeding anyone Mars to be honest.
maybe every now and then
not every day though
we could do it sometimes
whenever i see one of those new age crystal stores, i start to believe in the terrorists just a little bit more
I lived with one of those new age crystal type dudes for a spell- The slenderman tried to steal his soul or some shit in the middle of the night and he had to have his dad come defoo my fucking house.
I mean it's whatever. I lived with another new age girl that was really cool for a while so I've heard all sorts of nonsensical shit. It's harmless.
yeah. also make sure your fingers are clean please.
Slenderman more like Government HAARP tech.
we wouldnt want poor woco getting sick would we ?
would be pretty nice if I were bedridden and you had to take care of me though. idk. is that weird?
not weird at all
i like it when im sick because it gives me an excuse to lay about being served on.
people are always much nicer too. they care a lot more.
if you're ever sick i'll be there to help you
harmless maybe but its insipid when you have people employed to do that shit and it just makes me angry on some level i cannot control
i make way too many decisions in the day and I have to be confident and assertive and sometimes it's nice to just lay back and let someone take control from me right
and bring me soup, and care for me. etc.
A free market enrages you?
I think this is all misplaced anger, bd
Like that one movie where the psycho bitch breaks this guys legs so she can keep him around...
loco I feel these vibes spiritually
I wonder what George calls Sinni
he calls me lizzie uwu
misery, its a stephen king book
i might be willing to vandalize a few psychic emporiums yes
being assertive stinks over time
like i can do it comfortably it just
annoying to be the only one being assertive in a group of people
i like soup
which soup do you like most
probably a thot
like is deserved
aren't all stephen king books misery
Mr. Mercedes was about an ice cream man :)
Not really into horror fiction right now, thanks.
You'll need the quartz for all that wasting of energy. XD
no thats the "movie" you were thinking of
dont test me
IF SHE BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE
ill find your house and fucking strap myself with "healing crystals" and blackpowder
I mean minestrome. or lentil soup is really nice. With chorizo casero.
Much better than I what I expected.
wouldn't really surprise me.
I'm the one who gives him all the nicknames :)
I enjoyed when she hobbled his ankles :p
I don't enjoy being threatened bd. Why don't you chill out.
why don't you use your lavender and sandlewood to "chill out"
i've never had either
i like miso and chicken noodle
wouldn't surprise ANYONE
you guys are so mean to me, poor innocent sni
Such as ?
Cause I don't into that shit. It's stupid.
>>> I N N O C E N T
what is that, japanese stuff?
gross. you're a Westerner. eat your damn lentils.
chicken noodle isnt >.>
also wonton is chinese
homie please dont take that stuff so seriously, im obviously not going to suicide bomb you with healing crystals i mean come on
eh it's all un-american
you should only eat burgers and hotdogs.
theyre good but
not only that
when dorito Pete blows up yo spot
D O D I T O P E E T
What plans did you hatch!!!!!
its gameover for ol [REDACTED]......
a healthy diet of burgers and hotdogs and cola pop is the way to a beautiful body and life
eat your apples, bitch
I never get any cute nicknames.
I wonder if I should bring him to the discord full time, but then that would mean exposing my blatant homosexualisms. Not that he isnt aware of them.
nop, we don't even have any I don't think?
Then go buy some ugh.
im going to have to try this out now
i'll try and think of one
i'll keep u updated
bring IN PEET
You're the one telling me that trash is cute, trash.
He in debabmnd
can I suck your dick, i haven't eaten today
okay first of all
why would a woman have one of....
second of all
even if i did. no
Oh, right, forgot about that.
an-chan is nice too.
Hey hey hey, this only works the other way around.
Unless you love trash too, trash.
don't shame me, please. you'll hurt my feelings.
let me though. you can wear a strap on or something. i'm so hungry.
im not going to let you do that. also i'll just make you some soup and bread or something
Just a reminder that エッチ means lewd.
put your dick in the soup
Okay sorry I'm taking the joke too far. I just had that typed out and it made me giggle like an idiot so I had to post it.
Sorry, lili. <3
loco is such a creepy person
such a cute gal
YOU BETTER BE SORRY aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sign up for class last night
kinda nervous driving to my college, been a long time since I've taken a class
get there and it seems pretty empty
wat it's a monday
realize they're closed for MLK JR day
congrats you're an idiot
thats been me before yup
it took me a while to realize that these were actually vapes
minestrome dick though. that's a meal and a half, y'know. some brown bread. some butter. that's a fancy dinner.
probably tastier than the real thing.
happy mlk dat
ill bring this minus the bad word
This is all your doing.
put it in my mouth
yea i bet vapes would be good for you
better than tobacco they say, and i believe them. anything is better than smoking.
i dont really like cigarettes
i even tried enjoying them and i really can't much
Unless the vape goes disco inferno and lodges a bunch of fucking shrapnel in your face. Take my chances with the cigarettes.
here have some
S O O P
That's an excellent thing. You can get cancer a lot earlier in life than you would ever expect.... And it can travel.
you're better off with nothing then.
ive had that happen to me once aha
tfw tasty tasty tobacco
so warm and sticky
wash ur fuckin face holy shit
shouldnt you be asleep or something ugh
Well no shit, but a habit is a hard thing to break. You aren't gonna stop smoking weed, presumably, despite being better off without that.
don't be rude, i just want some soup
I know a friend of mine got oral cancer from chewing tobacco, i smoke weed once in a whine and that's bad enough. i have the stray cigarette now and again but I really don't ever buy any packs
i already gave you soop >.>
fill me up
time to blow through a collection of videos i have been neglecting for a boring holiday weekend :D maybe tomorrow i won't be feeling as weak as i was all of last week
take these soops
10 bowls of soop
definitely hard to break. weed isn't as bad of a thing compared to the alternatives. It might hurt your concentration though.
that's good. it's a horrible habit to break. i wish i would have never started.
i mean i dont have to smoke weed everyday, but people who smoke cigs i see them smoke every day
people call me a liar when i argue that its kind of hard to compare the too and then i just have to ????? and walk away
it's too big... it won't fit
an-chan is another way of saying onii-chan in case you did not know
Grim be nice.
It's the best nickname
theres plenty of room on your table dumby
I don't think there's as many toxins in weed smoke. i think people that smoke cigs smoke a lot more than people that smoke weed even.
I have my health issues now because of cigs.
"As bad." A stab wound might not be "as bad" as getting shot with a rifle but as you said, nothing would be a better alternative. Smoking weed isn't some harmless thing it's made out to be what with the shitload of tar from it and your lungs not liking to handle anything that isn't air.
only pipes tho
cigars are more for rich dads having a cook out or drug cartels and ciggies are terrible headache inducing vomit sticks
I am glad I could be of service, an-chan
so does my dad, and so did my grandma, i know
And pipes are for 47 year old Atticus Finch impersonators of the 1960s rather than drape wearing soyboys.
omg i've never smoked while crossdressing
now i have to just for the piccies
probably work out better to find a non-smoke way of doing the weed thing like food or oil or something.
funny how getting addicted to things make them taste better than they really are.
and so young too. I thought it would be like 50's or something. gawd the only halfway decent thing is younger age helps you fight the baddies off better.
there is an inbalance in the universe and a fellow soy boy is upset
i wish you luck if you are battling cancer
i hope it works out well for you
blessed pipe tobacco
i smoke it pretty rarely, sometimes months in between
and its tasted good since day one
so many different blends to try
and no inhaling
best tobacco consumption imo
More than likely.
i'll make plans to do it ! :D
it doesn't make grammatical sense to use those two words in the same sentence
tfw best tasting cancer
also to be honest
soyboy is like my favorite term
it rolls off the tongue and sounds funny
I cant believe ive been repolaces
thank you. it's all surreal.
hopefully that turns out better.
Let me ask you something then- Do you like Undertale by chance?
best possible thing to do with tobacco addicts, is to hang them
i did enjoy it yeah
nothing AMAZINGLY profound
but the ost was tight
snow town songs were the best
I like boys dipped in soy it so sugoi
Bentley steering wheel
thot is being ejected from a Jeep
0/10 immersion broken
My whole room smells like dick
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
We'll have sex
Because I'm stronger than you
I did offer the arm wrestle
I only participate in real wrassling
i only participate in real butt sex so we are on the same page
it's cute seeing your ruthless side comeout
This old lady blocked my path and I was strangely attracted to her. What the hell is happening to me!? Why the hell am I attracted to old people now!? AHHHHHHH
how old is old
she was like 60 something IDK
Whoever comes from dicks first is gay
DE JA VU
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yo i love them yellow men ;)
conversate with old people that seem alone
you might get some standoffish ones but most of them appreciate company since they're mostly alone around that age
you might get some tiddy if you're into that too
Y E ET
no just aghhh fuck
Advocate of getting old people some fuck
wtf is this gif
a gif for ants
come now, you're alright
Probably some kind of curse tbh
That's offensive to ants
Is this why that faggot vampire in Twilight wanted his bride to grow old? WAS THIS HIS PLAN THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!
how is it offensive for them? It was made for them
thats like saying formula is offensive to babies
That's cultural appropriation, that gif clearly wasn't made by an ant.
its secretly a gif for termites
I'm so fucking done ahahahahahah
Good old Plague of Gripes
why is she such a slut for links wolf dick
god fans, keep it in your pants
in b4 wolves dont wear pants
liliana is a furry?
when I was driving back from school, I was at a red light in a straight lane. left turn lane got a green light and they started moving. guy in front of me did too...in the straight lane. went right through the intersection during a red light, cutting off the other side's left turn lane cars.
I was laying on my horn along with another dude and he just kept going. Too bad my dashcam broke.
Go to bed.
It's like 5pm
You said you were sleepy
GO TO FUCKING BED NEZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing like talk of ejaculation into a cervix to get a girl all hot and bothered.
I'm not gonna ruin my sleep schedule you dorks
Shame Sabrina doesnt have a cervix, with being a transvestite.
Fine, ignore my wise advice.
it bothers them even more when you constantly take it slow and pretend like you dont want to fuck them
Nezi, I don't understand why you aren't taking this random "new" poster's word as law and going to bed immediately
My word isn't law, he said he was sleepy literally 6h ago, stop bully
i will only go to bed if someone posts nudes (of themselves)
bullying you is funny though
I'm 100% grade-A man meat, you squishy punk. Wanna step up and test?
I wouldn't know. I'm an asexual mannequin come to life.
Bullying is cute
i actually want to sleep right now and like take a nap, natural lighting in here is kind of poor tbh, i need a full body length mirror :(
I wouldn't put it past some people here.
I bet Honey would beat the shit out of Scoots in a fist fight
she would just smile at scoots and scoots would ignite into a ball of flames
Anyone would beat scoots in a fight
you know damn right I do
I'm gonna stamp some ridges in your capital G's so hard your hips are gonna get lodged in your rib cage.
Sabs are you stealing the Tall Man's plan from Phantasm
Dont threaten me with a good time you wanna be skank
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