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Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

new thread

comfy posting hours!

All urls found in this thread:

ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition/maple-syrup-urine-disease

Jack Bell
Jack Bell

cum

Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

ur all cool

Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

i heard about people smoking banana peels and googled it

I'm not entirely positive, but I THINK google is making fun of me???

"Researchers at NYU determining that banana peels contain nothing out of the normal – the only high associated with smoking the fruit is a placebo effect, with the FDA concurring. Additionally, the chemical "bananadine" has not been discovered or isolated.Sep 29, 2012"

Blake Harris
Blake Harris

Ok then I'm the only one

Agreed.

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

yes !

Charles Hill
Charles Hill

nezi tired

Jackson Wilson
Jackson Wilson

shiney teeths

Eli Adams
Eli Adams

Sleep

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

My shiny teeth and me

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

me so sleepy

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

You're the kind of guy who believed Chuck Norris rumors when you first heard them, aren't you, Matthew?

Dylan Reed
Dylan Reed

Yep :3

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

chuck norris does have a chin under his beard and he WILL murder you with it if you don't close your mouth

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

FIST CHIN*

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

i have class soon and i don't wanna ruin my sleep schedule

Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James

Smooth.

Carter Price
Carter Price

dallas you're a scrawny bitch, he could still beat you up

Jack Gray
Jack Gray

Go to bed.

Sucks. Sleep when you can, qt.

Angel King
Angel King

I assumed most people had chins under their beards

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

dont start woman

Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

The day fumi gets an anime is the day I can die happy

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

In 4 hours and 45 minutes

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

Not fatties

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

:( I NOW HAVE THE DEPRESSED

Julian King
Julian King

shit I didn't think about that

Gabriel Scott
Gabriel Scott

all memes aside Chuck Norris is an extremely able and capable fighter with Mixed Martial Arts tournament victories to his name, unlike similiar contemporaries in Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan
He's even trained with the Gracie Family in Brasillian Jiu Jitsu

Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

She's a cutie

That's a lot of petting

Jace Harris
Jace Harris

There's always a bigger fish, hombre. True peace comes within after you accept that fact- Or you can always just buy a gun!

Lincoln Thompson
Lincoln Thompson

qt

d-don't lie to me

Leo Robinson
Leo Robinson

w-wait what?

Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

the cyootest

Camden King
Camden King

Ok, qt.

I said 4 hours is a lot in petting time.

Agreed!

Andrew Morris
Andrew Morris

Lewd awoo

Alexander Jones
Alexander Jones

your package is now in the US

sorry it's taking so long i didn't realize the shipping was so bwakas

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

its okay !!! atleast its on its way period

Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Carson Richardson
Carson Richardson

....

Oliver Martin
Oliver Martin

still would love to see some 70 year old man beat the shit out of you

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

we're dating now

Samuel Wilson
Samuel Wilson

IS THAT HOW THIS WORKS ?

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

Stop being so gay

Carter Walker
Carter Walker

I want to see you step under a showerhead wired for 250 volts so I guess we're both coming up short in this exchange.

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

yeah

my birthday's in May

we're going to Venice

you're paying

Tyler Sullivan
Tyler Sullivan

yea because you sure seem to have your volts figured out from the last conversation we had on them

boy, that was some sound schooling i had when we both had to fucking pull up google

Ethan Ross
Ethan Ross

Oh yeah, found this for you too, hoss.

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

okay well
i have no money

i dont object
that sounds nice but

I have zero denero

Nathaniel Harris
Nathaniel Harris

get out of here you faggot lord

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

Because I couldn't put Ohm's law into lamen's terms and I thought I was fucking up the technicalities but how it turned out I was totally completely right all along? That thing that keeps happening whenever you try to call bullshit on me? Like that fungus that feeds on radiation? Wow wee guys. Wow fuckin wee.

Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

I don't know how you think this marriage is going to work if you aren't willing to get a job to provide for me.

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

Am not!

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

what's happening in this thread

Camden Morgan
Camden Morgan

it's layman's terms senpai

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

Yes it is.

Ryan Reed
Ryan Reed

I'm pretty sure you were a little more uncertain than that, but as usually you're lucky steam doesn't keep logs. When the fuck are you going to give your discord over? You have to have made one, shoot it to me on steam if you're still all secretive and private and shit

Jaxson Bennett
Jaxson Bennett

i want a job ! i just. keep putting off applying...

Connor Watson
Connor Watson

Now THIS is shitposting!

Dominic Johnson
Dominic Johnson

okay well you get that sorted out quick I have some dresses and things i want as well, i'll link you on amazon okay

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

Um I thought I devamped Sin

Lucas Russell
Lucas Russell

SORRY BD
i know im sad

not that I AM SAD but i am a sad person
like as a person
im sad
you got me

hey. only if we get to share the dresses. and things.

Evan Hernandez
Evan Hernandez

you can't steal her vamp if all she is is a succubus

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

POST MORE WENDYS GIUREL OGMGGG

Tyler Lewis
Tyler Lewis

and things?

you'd share my things?

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

Underrated post

Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

is BD calling me a succubus :(((

Gabriel Powell
Gabriel Powell

Because I'm sick of keeping four different messaging services open all the time because everyone keeps playing messenger musical chairs.

John Evans
John Evans

oh okay then

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

[slutcat mechanism: engaged]

William Cox
William Cox

She literally has the name of Satan's daughter in her name field

Lucas Torres
Lucas Torres

no really, everyone is mostly over in discord and using that, but i mean whatever id just end up trying to invite you to random servers you'd hate again

Parker Butler
Parker Butler

well. what constitutes at things.

agreed

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Adrian Nguyen
Adrian Nguyen

well my name is sinni and stuff, there's not much shorter you can get

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

Sin is Satan's daughter???

there must be a lot about this Christianity shit i didn't retain as a child

Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

sure

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

why are BD and Dallas fighting?

Eli Edwards
Eli Edwards

the only way to be effectively evil is to convince people that you aren't evil

Elijah Russell
Elijah Russell

How u

"Si"

In Paradise Lost

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

toothbrush

it'd be so hot

Joseph White
Joseph White

if we're talking, we're fighting

Thomas Richardson
Thomas Richardson

makes sense

Joseph Roberts
Joseph Roberts

im good

yeah i'll share things with you then

Kevin Nguyen
Kevin Nguyen

everyone

Demonstrably false, jackass. Whatever though durangodallas#8447

Anthony Nguyen
Anthony Nguyen

its just how things work sometimes

Easton Roberts
Easton Roberts

ghdjkvxm,xcnv,x

Hunter Ross
Hunter Ross

if you're still able to talk isn't that good tho?

Zachary Green
Zachary Green

Fucking*

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

[LOOKING FOR A FAN OF UNDERTALE]

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

you okay sweetie ?

Elijah Howard
Elijah Howard

I think u'd like Citrus

Pretty yuri

William Jackson
William Jackson

i never said anything was wrong

Fucking off himself*

Mason Ross
Mason Ross

Eat plenty of apples, okay?

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

omg yes i keep meaning to start it and my friends are all like

LILI WATCH IT !!!!

Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith

I'm not the biggest fan of apples tho

I never thought there was?

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

hnngh

Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

i'm okay.

um

<3

Liam Young
Liam Young

im not sure what else asking about why people are fighting could imply, but alrighty

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

if you start to experience this
ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition/maple-syrup-urine-disease

You'll definitely develop a taste for apples.

Kevin Lopez
Kevin Lopez

you know Tom stopped by when you weren't here last night

Easton Miller
Easton Miller

Gonna fucking shoot me the request, retard?

William Gomez
William Gomez

I remember I had to do a report on that once in highschool.

idk, it seems more like playful roasting than out and out fighting

Isaac Moore
Isaac Moore

good.
<3

who did you post a second ago ?

in the post where you lost the ability to type ;3

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

I see

Andrew Wood
Andrew Wood

just making you wait because you have a hard time admitting discord is more commonly used and superior to steam

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

and i didn't see the post

Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner

it's morticia

a girl version of Morty from Rick and Morty

I think she's cute, like me

Parker Edwards
Parker Edwards

battlestar galactica

thoughts?

Landon Ward
Landon Ward

have yet to watch it

Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

Stargate SG-1 was better.

Jose Evans
Jose Evans

i do not like rick and morty
but she is

cute

just like you

Evan Young
Evan Young

brb for a second. gonna go brush my teeth.

Josiah James
Josiah James

yeah yeahhhhhhh

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

have fun ! make sure theyre nice and clean. peppermint toothpaste only. if we're kissing you need to have fresh breath.

Nolan Morris
Nolan Morris

Oh I'm still a chaos vampire except without the science bullshit so that's cool.

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

<Oh I'm still a chaos vampire except without the science bullshit so that's cool.

Aiden Turner
Aiden Turner

be nice to the shitposting vampire fox

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

I just wanna know what that even means

John Ward
John Ward

Developing a soft spot for the loon?

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

i don't think i brushed them right. do it for me next time?

Bentley Sullivan
Bentley Sullivan

I'm using Mars and Saturn energy at the same time.

Jordan Cox
Jordan Cox

I knew a blue-haired psychic vampire once. Pretty sure she's dead now. She lived off of tequila and that 99 bananas shit lmao

Good times.

Prove it.

Logan Cook
Logan Cook

they arent hurting anyone, and majority has seemed to enjoy their brand of shitposting rather than finding it annoying

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

Sailor moon??

Blake Harris
Blake Harris

thats fine with me

just let me know next time ! :3

Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

Be nice

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

now i want to know what the fuck you're talking about

Brandon Stewart
Brandon Stewart

Pls b Fortune

Logan Baker
Logan Baker

I have no idea. That's what she claimed. She worked at one of those new age crystal stores for minimum wage or something. This was years ago.

Mason Morales
Mason Morales

do you think it's sanitary to brush teeth without a brush

like

just using your fingers i mean

in my mouth

Chase Martinez
Chase Martinez

Well I invoke Saturn, Ra, All, and Tera every morning to feed everyone. I have a bad feeling about feeding anyone Mars to be honest.

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

hmmmm
maybe every now and then

not every day though

we could do it sometimes

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

uh huh..

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

whenever i see one of those new age crystal stores, i start to believe in the terrorists just a little bit more

William Lee
William Lee

I lived with one of those new age crystal type dudes for a spell- The slenderman tried to steal his soul or some shit in the middle of the night and he had to have his dad come defoo my fucking house.

Hunter Hall
Hunter Hall

I mean it's whatever. I lived with another new age girl that was really cool for a while so I've heard all sorts of nonsensical shit. It's harmless.

Thomas Adams
Thomas Adams

yeah. also make sure your fingers are clean please.

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

Slenderman more like Government HAARP tech.

David Brooks
David Brooks

well duh
we wouldnt want poor woco getting sick would we ?

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

would be pretty nice if I were bedridden and you had to take care of me though. idk. is that weird?

Joshua Scott
Joshua Scott

not weird at all
i like it when im sick because it gives me an excuse to lay about being served on.

people are always much nicer too. they care a lot more.

if you're ever sick i'll be there to help you

Jordan Young
Jordan Young

harmless maybe but its insipid when you have people employed to do that shit and it just makes me angry on some level i cannot control

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

i make way too many decisions in the day and I have to be confident and assertive and sometimes it's nice to just lay back and let someone take control from me right

and bring me soup, and care for me. etc.

Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

A free market enrages you?

I think this is all misplaced anger, bd

Jace White
Jace White

Like that one movie where the psycho bitch breaks this guys legs so she can keep him around...

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

loco I feel these vibes spiritually

Logan Edwards
Logan Edwards

I wonder what George calls Sinni

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

he calls me lizzie uwu

Parker Foster
Parker Foster

misery, its a stephen king book

i might be willing to vandalize a few psychic emporiums yes

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

:O

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

being assertive stinks over time
like i can do it comfortably it just
annoying to be the only one being assertive in a group of people

i like soup

which soup do you like most

probably a thot
like is deserved

Connor Watson
Connor Watson

aren't all stephen king books misery

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

Mr. Mercedes was about an ice cream man :)

Ethan Carter
Ethan Carter

Not really into horror fiction right now, thanks.

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

You'll need the quartz for all that wasting of energy. XD

John Collins
John Collins

hehehehehehehehehehe

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

no thats the "movie" you were thinking of

Caleb Torres
Caleb Torres

dont test me

Robert Perez
Robert Perez

IF SHE BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE

SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT

Isaac Nelson
Isaac Nelson

ill find your house and fucking strap myself with "healing crystals" and blackpowder

Owen Campbell
Owen Campbell

cum

I mean minestrome. or lentil soup is really nice. With chorizo casero.

Nathaniel Taylor
Nathaniel Taylor

How lovely.
Much better than I what I expected.

James Clark
James Clark

wouldn't really surprise me.

Mason Garcia
Mason Garcia

I'm the one who gives him all the nicknames :)

Joshua Walker
Joshua Walker

I enjoyed when she hobbled his ankles :p

I don't enjoy being threatened bd. Why don't you chill out.

Grayson Thomas
Grayson Thomas

why don't you use your lavender and sandlewood to "chill out"

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

i've never had either

i like miso and chicken noodle
and wonton

wouldn't surprise ANYONE

Gabriel Taylor
Gabriel Taylor

you guys are so mean to me, poor innocent sni

Sebastian Scott
Sebastian Scott

Such as ?

Xavier Long
Xavier Long

Cause I don't into that shit. It's stupid.

Landon Lopez
Landon Lopez

innocent

Bentley Howard
Bentley Howard

>>> I N N O C E N T

big doubt

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

what is that, japanese stuff?

gross. you're a Westerner. eat your damn lentils.

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

chicken noodle isnt >.>

also wonton is chinese

Aaron Cox
Aaron Cox

homie please dont take that stuff so seriously, im obviously not going to suicide bomb you with healing crystals i mean come on

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

eh it's all un-american

you should only eat burgers and hotdogs.

Joshua Sanchez
Joshua Sanchez

This tbdesu.

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

ew no
theyre good but

not only that

thist've's'e

James Walker
James Walker

when dorito Pete blows up yo spot

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

D O D I T O P E E T

Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

What plans did you hatch!!!!!

Julian Flores
Julian Flores

its gameover for ol [REDACTED]......

Logan Wright
Logan Wright

a healthy diet of burgers and hotdogs and cola pop is the way to a beautiful body and life

Mason Hughes
Mason Hughes

eat your apples, bitch

Asher Reyes
Asher Reyes

I never get any cute nicknames.

Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

I wonder if I should bring him to the discord full time, but then that would mean exposing my blatant homosexualisms. Not that he isnt aware of them.

Andrew Richardson
Andrew Richardson

nop, we don't even have any I don't think?

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

Then go buy some ugh.

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

nop

Ian Williams
Ian Williams

im going to have to try this out now

i'll try and think of one
i'll keep u updated

bring IN PEET

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

Ecchi

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

an-chan

Caleb Harris
Caleb Harris

You're the one telling me that trash is cute, trash.

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

He in debabmnd

Mason Perez
Mason Perez

debabmnd ?????

Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker

can I suck your dick, i haven't eaten today

Josiah Powell
Josiah Powell

okay first of all

why would a woman have one of....

those.

second of all
even if i did. no
ew
disgusting

also rude.

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

Good.

Oh, right, forgot about that.

an-chan is nice too.

Hey hey hey, this only works the other way around.
Unless you love trash too, trash.

Xavier Long
Xavier Long

don't shame me, please. you'll hurt my feelings.

let me though. you can wear a strap on or something. i'm so hungry.

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

:thumbs_up:

im not going to let you do that. also i'll just make you some soup and bread or something

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

Just a reminder that エッチ means lewd.

Freaking pervo.

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

put your dick in the soup

Hudson Sanchez
Hudson Sanchez

Okay sorry I'm taking the joke too far. I just had that typed out and it made me giggle like an idiot so I had to post it.

Sorry, lili. <3

Aaron Bennett
Aaron Bennett

loco is such a creepy person

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

such a cute gal

also

ew

YOU BETTER BE SORRY aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Cameron Cox
Cameron Cox

sign up for class last night
kinda nervous driving to my college, been a long time since I've taken a class
get there and it seems pretty empty
wat it's a monday
realize they're closed for MLK JR day

congrats you're an idiot

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

thats been me before yup

Lincoln Howard
Lincoln Howard

Cute

Benjamin Diaz
Benjamin Diaz

it took me a while to realize that these were actually vapes

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

minestrome dick though. that's a meal and a half, y'know. some brown bread. some butter. that's a fancy dinner.

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

probably tastier than the real thing.

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

happy mlk dat

ill bring this minus the bad word

Adrian Cook
Adrian Cook

Demand

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

hmmm

Oliver Wilson
Oliver Wilson

This is all your doing.

Christian Watson
Christian Watson

YEAHJ

Tyler Powell
Tyler Powell

Do not.

Daniel Perez
Daniel Perez

yeah

put it in my mouth

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

yea i bet vapes would be good for you

Kayden Richardson
Kayden Richardson

better than tobacco they say, and i believe them. anything is better than smoking.

Jose Nelson
Jose Nelson

i dont really like cigarettes

i even tried enjoying them and i really can't much

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

Unless the vape goes disco inferno and lodges a bunch of fucking shrapnel in your face. Take my chances with the cigarettes.

Carson Hernandez
Carson Hernandez

disgusting

here have some

S O O P

Anthony Sanchez
Anthony Sanchez

gRRRrRRRRRrrRrRR

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

That's an excellent thing. You can get cancer a lot earlier in life than you would ever expect.... And it can travel.

you're better off with nothing then.

James Russell
James Russell

ive had that happen to me once aha

Austin Bell
Austin Bell

tfw tasty tasty tobacco

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

mhmh

so warm and sticky

Henry Gutierrez
Henry Gutierrez

wash ur fuckin face holy shit

Mason Thompson
Mason Thompson

shouldnt you be asleep or something ugh

Cameron Sanders
Cameron Sanders

Well no shit, but a habit is a hard thing to break. You aren't gonna stop smoking weed, presumably, despite being better off without that.

Lucas Lewis
Lucas Lewis

don't be rude, i just want some soup

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

I know a friend of mine got oral cancer from chewing tobacco, i smoke weed once in a whine and that's bad enough. i have the stray cigarette now and again but I really don't ever buy any packs

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

shh~

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

i already gave you soop >.>

Matthew Taylor
Matthew Taylor

more

fill me up

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

time to blow through a collection of videos i have been neglecting for a boring holiday weekend :D maybe tomorrow i won't be feeling as weak as i was all of last week

Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

take these soops

10 bowls of soop
here

Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

unfortunately.

definitely hard to break. weed isn't as bad of a thing compared to the alternatives. It might hurt your concentration though.

that's good. it's a horrible habit to break. i wish i would have never started.

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

i mean i dont have to smoke weed everyday, but people who smoke cigs i see them smoke every day

people call me a liar when i argue that its kind of hard to compare the too and then i just have to ????? and walk away

Jace Baker
Jace Baker

10 bowls

it's too big... it won't fit

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

an-chan is another way of saying onii-chan in case you did not know

Julian Stewart
Julian Stewart

two*

Logan Walker
Logan Walker

Grim be nice.

It's the best nickname

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

theres plenty of room on your table dumby

Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper

I don't think there's as many toxins in weed smoke. i think people that smoke cigs smoke a lot more than people that smoke weed even.

I have my health issues now because of cigs.

Austin Hernandez
Austin Hernandez

"As bad." A stab wound might not be "as bad" as getting shot with a rifle but as you said, nothing would be a better alternative. Smoking weed isn't some harmless thing it's made out to be what with the shitload of tar from it and your lungs not liking to handle anything that isn't air.

Jordan Davis
Jordan Davis

only pipes tho

cigars are more for rich dads having a cook out or drug cartels and ciggies are terrible headache inducing vomit sticks

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

I am glad I could be of service, an-chan

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

so does my dad, and so did my grandma, i know

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

And pipes are for 47 year old Atticus Finch impersonators of the 1960s rather than drape wearing soyboys.

Hunter Lopez
Hunter Lopez

omg i've never smoked while crossdressing

now i have to just for the piccies

Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson

probably work out better to find a non-smoke way of doing the weed thing like food or oil or something.

funny how getting addicted to things make them taste better than they really are.

and so young too. I thought it would be like 50's or something. gawd the only halfway decent thing is younger age helps you fight the baddies off better.

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

there is an inbalance in the universe and a fellow soy boy is upset

Andrew Foster
Andrew Foster

i wish you luck if you are battling cancer

i hope it works out well for you

Henry Fisher
Henry Fisher

blessed pipe tobacco

i smoke it pretty rarely, sometimes months in between

and its tasted good since day one
so many different blends to try
and cheap
and no inhaling

best tobacco consumption imo

Charles Martinez
Charles Martinez

Please don't.
More than likely.

Jace Price
Jace Price

i'll make plans to do it ! :D

Ayden Kelly
Ayden Kelly

You what?

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

best

tobacco

it doesn't make grammatical sense to use those two words in the same sentence

Aaron Morales
Aaron Morales

tfw best tasting cancer

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

also to be honest

soyboy is like my favorite term
it rolls off the tongue and sounds funny

proud soyboy

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

I cant believe ive been repolaces

Charles Hughes
Charles Hughes

thank you. it's all surreal.

hopefully that turns out better.

Jaxson Young
Jaxson Young

Let me ask you something then- Do you like Undertale by chance?

Nathan Thompson
Nathan Thompson

best possible thing to do with tobacco addicts, is to hang them
It doesn't=

Connor Robinson
Connor Robinson

i did enjoy it yeah
nothing AMAZINGLY profound

but the ost was tight
snow town songs were the best

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

I like boys dipped in soy it so sugoi

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

nice rhyme

Dominic Flores
Dominic Flores

<3

Lucas King
Lucas King

Thanking you.

David Phillips
David Phillips

...

Nathan Green
Nathan Green

Bentley steering wheel
thot is being ejected from a Jeep

0/10 immersion broken

Jayden Cruz
Jayden Cruz

My whole room smells like dick

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
We'll have sex
Because I'm stronger than you

Jack Gutierrez
Jack Gutierrez

I did offer the arm wrestle

Ayden Williams
Ayden Williams

I only participate in real wrassling

Jeremiah Kelly
Jeremiah Kelly

i only participate in real butt sex so we are on the same page

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

u homos

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

it's cute seeing your ruthless side comeout

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

This old lady blocked my path and I was strangely attracted to her. What the hell is happening to me!? Why the hell am I attracted to old people now!? AHHHHHHH

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

how old is old

Asher Bell
Asher Bell

she was like 60 something IDK

Grayson Morales
Grayson Morales

Whoever comes from dicks first is gay

Joseph Myers
Joseph Myers

Christopher Robinson
Christopher Robinson

DE JA VU

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yo i love them yellow men ;)

Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

conversate with old people that seem alone
you might get some standoffish ones but most of them appreciate company since they're mostly alone around that age

you might get some tiddy if you're into that too

Y E ET

Josiah King
Josiah King

no just aghhh fuck

Juan Gomez
Juan Gomez

Grim

Advocate of getting old people some fuck

Oliver Collins
Oliver Collins

wtf is this gif

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

a gif for ants

come now, you're alright

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

Probably some kind of curse tbh

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

That's offensive to ants

Carter Davis
Carter Davis

Is this why that faggot vampire in Twilight wanted his bride to grow old? WAS THIS HIS PLAN THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

how is it offensive for them? It was made for them

thats like saying formula is offensive to babies

Henry Rodriguez
Henry Rodriguez

That's cultural appropriation, that gif clearly wasn't made by an ant.

Lincoln Myers
Lincoln Myers

its secretly a gif for termites

Logan Turner
Logan Turner

I'm so fucking done ahahahahahah

Carter Reyes
Carter Reyes

#NotAllTermites

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

Good old Plague of Gripes

Gabriel Martinez
Gabriel Martinez

why is she such a slut for links wolf dick

god fans, keep it in your pants

Thomas Turner
Thomas Turner

in b4 wolves dont wear pants

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

liliana is a furry?

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

when I was driving back from school, I was at a red light in a straight lane. left turn lane got a green light and they started moving. guy in front of me did too...in the straight lane. went right through the intersection during a red light, cutting off the other side's left turn lane cars.

I was laying on my horn along with another dude and he just kept going. Too bad my dashcam broke.

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

That happens.
Go to bed.

Gabriel Collins
Gabriel Collins

It's like 5pm

Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

5pm

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

You said you were sleepy

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

GO TO FUCKING BED NEZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lincoln Butler
Lincoln Butler

Nothing like talk of ejaculation into a cervix to get a girl all hot and bothered.

Parker Long
Parker Long

I'm not gonna ruin my sleep schedule you dorks

Julian Hughes
Julian Hughes

Butt.

Bentley King
Bentley King

Shame Sabrina doesnt have a cervix, with being a transvestite.

Christian Flores
Christian Flores

Fine, ignore my wise advice.

Jonathan White
Jonathan White

it bothers them even more when you constantly take it slow and pretend like you dont want to fuck them

Nezi, I don't understand why you aren't taking this random "new" poster's word as law and going to bed immediately

Landon Hernandez
Landon Hernandez

My word isn't law, he said he was sleepy literally 6h ago, stop bully

Ryan Taylor
Ryan Taylor

i will only go to bed if someone posts nudes (of themselves)

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

bullying you is funny though

Nicholas Lopez
Nicholas Lopez

I'm 100% grade-A man meat, you squishy punk. Wanna step up and test?

I wouldn't know. I'm an asexual mannequin come to life.

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

Bullying is cute

Aiden Kelly
Aiden Kelly

i actually want to sleep right now and like take a nap, natural lighting in here is kind of poor tbh, i need a full body length mirror :(

Gabriel Diaz
Gabriel Diaz

I wouldn't put it past some people here.

Kevin Nelson
Kevin Nelson

I bet Honey would beat the shit out of Scoots in a fist fight

Jackson Ross
Jackson Ross

she would just smile at scoots and scoots would ignite into a ball of flames

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

Anyone would beat scoots in a fight

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

you know damn right I do

Logan Nguyen
Logan Nguyen

I'm gonna stamp some ridges in your capital G's so hard your hips are gonna get lodged in your rib cage.

Grayson Gutierrez
Grayson Gutierrez

Sabs are you stealing the Tall Man's plan from Phantasm

Noah Smith
Noah Smith

new

Dont threaten me with a good time you wanna be skank

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