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my balls itch
so am I
gibe piza :3
Good idea. I'll go get pizza.
BRING ME SOME PLEASE ;;
ill make it up to youuuuuu ~~~~
You don't have any money.
So, you really can't.
I'll go get something in a few hours.
you stinker. i can make it up to you in other ways also i still get small bits of money here and there
nothing consistent though
I don't do bits and pieces.
Watcha gonna eat
in other ways
lemme take you to a movie or something
i can pay for that
No good movies are playing.
Gotta get up to get down
I might do this.
call me by your name is showing
and three billboards in certain places
and also molly's game
Domino's here has a pizza called Meateor which is just an orgy of various meats eith bbq sauce. It's pretty good.
Yeah I'd kind of rather lay back down, honestly.
Was last night good for you too?
I'll buy you pizza bb
i had fun
ew Domino's, always keep an eye out for local private restaurants near you instaead
You fell asleep before we started bb
I've had an alright experience with them, why do you dislike them
Just tastes bad. To be honest last time I ate one of their pizzas was 12 years ago.
Hello! how are you all doin?
I slept goodly :)
omg hello mr piza good morning
I know, you were boring the Hell out of me.
ive tried one recently, they have improved but not nearly to the level of an even somewhat good pizza place that isn't a chain
remember, every chain has to have people that probably dont even really want to work their to make your food for you, at least stand alone pizza joints have a little more motivation than that
can you get me a discount senpai
To be quite honest it's the best quality/price ratio in this area. There's some great pizza places but if I'm really hungry Domino's my go to.
My favorite pizza is from Papa Murphy's. So technically I can't agree with you.
cant condone it, sorry, good luck with your dominos, last time i got dominos was because every other pizza place was closed
You're so sexy
I mean why else did you think I fell asleep?
I told you I wasn't tired.
Sacrilege, i only want sweaty fat italian guys with greasy tshirts and golden jesus chains making my pizzas
I'm sorry you appear to have a very strong opinion on this.
Guess we're done talking then.
Hey Loafie! How are you doin?
Yeah I fell asleep unexpectedly for no reason though.
yes, good food is super important to me
plus the italian place near me has good prices too
go get your fucking take home oven pizza
Can't be because you were tired.
Because clearly you were not.
Food is important to me. Pizza is junk food for the vast majority of it though, so unless I'm going to an actual restaurant, I really care very little as long as the pizza tastes good. This is like arguing about fast food burgers.
In a few.
ur bein a stinker
hope u feel better ?
rest well !!
I am doing quite well, much more so than 2 days ago
I was definitely ready and raring to go
That's good! Any reason for that or just feelin better in general?
I'm sure of it.
What's the phrase, "I swear this never happens to me"
Because I am no longer having to contemplate my mortality or buying a new PC, and also I had some /comfy/ snacks
No this always happens to me.
So what happened with the smoking pc?
Sounds like you're pretty bad at this
This level in path of exile has muscular chickens with arms and fists that still just try to peck you and angry muscular dogs that are carrying fucking butcher knives around.
Sucy's butt is showing
Hardly, it's the top of her thighs. Surely you can handle such a lewd display.
Nope I can't you've fried my brain with how lewd that image is.
I can't imagine a more lewd image of Sucy than that.
pizza isnt always fast food, burgers aren't always fast food
its more like misunderstanding the difference between tiers of pizza, but i respect your right to enjoy lesser pizzas
this guy gets it
Pretty sure you've seen at least one. A thiccer one too.
Fine, I'll order a better pizza. I can afford it anyway, just got paid.
oooo boy what kind of comfy snacks?
also computer stuff!!
this place by my house does 5 topping 20 inch pizzas for something crazy, like only 17 bucks, it takes like 35 minutes but its well worth it
it stopped, so I have determined that the problem fixed itself
I probably just needed to give it some air was all
Nope. I couldn't have. No such images exist, surely.
i think yan wants to see more sucy ass
20 inch pizzas
That sounds huge, wouldn't that feed 4 people?
I'm not showing you more sucy ass
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Lewd images of Sucy have no place in this world.
Toffee Crisps, Milky Ways, and S&V Walker's Squares
Also had some oreo doughnuts but I had to finish those yesterday because they would have gone off
and most actual children are more knowledgeable about computers than I, so I'd rather not talk about them unless it's urgent (such as it was yesterday)
WAIT A MINUTE
Now you put that away, that's clearly alluding to lewdness
Ioco for a second I thought you meant toffee-flavored potato crisps and I threw up in my mouth a little.
Hey, you stop that.
No, put that skirt back down
How often do you eat candy and would you say it's the main reason you have a plump fuckable bubble butt?
hi woco !
So I gave all the vampires food or whatever (which requires a lot less energy than turning the Earth into a sun)
wouldnt that feed 4 people
i dont see the problem here yet
Fine I'm done.
oreo donuts!!! Can you get a pic of what those look like, I remember you or someone talking about how tasty they were.
also I don't know shit about computers either so it's ok lol
can we have omeone standing by 24/7 with the niggawhat.png image ready at all times for when magic is posting
Shut up dumbass do you want everyone to know? They're going to set off a cyber alert.
I know, no one can ever know about us.
Oh don't mind me. Just being a crazy fox.
I'm so ashamed
no please, stay, continue
I sure fucking hope no one else was reading this
I'd like to fly but I'll stand by to see you reach the sky my love.
friends, george, sonnemuz and I are watching kung pow!
what am I discounting
I'm sure no one is. We can express our love freely like this.
Can't help you but I'll send this along to my local plumber.
Whoah you are smothering me and not in the way I prefer, physically, with the buttocks, so I need my space.
that person who talked about them may have been me, albeit I don't recall talking about how good they tasted
I wouldn't be so sure of that mister
< I am not even in the same country
Stop being so tsundere
Ioco there's a shop here called Duck Donuts that makes them fresh to order, so they're warm and a little sticky.
They make oreo, maple bacon, blueberry, etc. all kinds of shit.
Hey faget mind ur own bidness
I am not I'm the other end of the spectrum.
If you say so.
go talk to like the ceo of dominos or something idk
that sounds nice, I just get mine from sainsburys
some italian shop opened up not long ago that sells very good ice cream and waffles (separate items) but it's a really long walk and very expensive :(
must be nice being american and having 10 of those every half a km
that'll do, thank you!
do they not taste good? They look pretty nice!
hey I'm no faget
lucky you, they're my cousin's uncle's brother
Of course I say so, it's my namesake.
We only have the one and it's on the other side of the city from where I live.
There's also a place in the next state over that makes Belgian Waffles but they serve them like donuts.
hows your day
Yes they do, but I had to throw away some of the last one I had because I had to eat 3 in one night and that was too much
thank you nameless-senpai you're a really good friend!!!
It's run by a cute old Belgian couple too.
theres a chinese food place near me that i love to death and the only two people that work there are a husband and wife
i miss waffles
yeah that sounds like too much, usually I can only stomach 2 donuts ever month, they're dense af.
What are you spending your sunday doing?
Yaya apples! ^.^
the poster or the food because i thought lloyd was waffles
you guys need to stop picking such fucking dumb names
Ioco what do you want to watch for our movie date tonight it's your turn to pick
Same, they have a real chinese loli that just wanders around the place and wears weird but cute stuff and just colors in one of the booth sometimes.
If you're lucky she comes up and gives you one of her drawings.
Did you shave your butthol for me yet btw?
Go make some, you lazy fuck.
Later I'm going to El Cazador and then we're going to see a movie.
So I'll probably have New Vegas PTSD.
Also I'm going to clean my apartment.
I didn't know I was a senpai!
It's okay, our project has some semblance of hope again so I am not stressed anymore
All of that sounds good.
still trying to get me while you're flirting with sucy's big butt right in front of me?? i should just take you raw right now without consent for this level of disrespect
I'm addicted to practicing magic so I'll be doing that.
please give us regular updates
How about you?
I wasn't flirting with Sucy-Q in that particular instance, now I think you're just [insert armchair psychology term here]
listen i know when someone is implying that they want someone to suffocate them with their ass okay? im not blind
That was like, an hour ago at least.
such a fucking slut
(like a half hour)
You can have him, he's not much good.
Tried working a bit, got a bit done, sort of lazing and browsing nets. Went out late yesterday so probably not doing anything tonight.
the food. i talk to lloyd enough i guess
well thats good !!
ehhh not really my style either
i was just kidding~
Stop being so clingy, I get it, you're subby for me.
you wish, i doubt you're even taller than me
Actually I was fairly drunk/high when we talked last night, though I guess I was conscious enough.
lmao gettin fucked up mate ayyyy lmaomao
(lmao Holla Forums was like fill out another catpcha for that shitpost m8)
yes this is very good news, still annoying though
The heckk you want now
I'm pretty tall. How tall are you?
Oh so that's why you kept saying bb and sending emojis and trying to fucc.
youll make it :p
I always do that tho
thats not how this game works, you give a number and then i let you know how short you are.
You're both midgets.
Oh like how I always have my dick in my hand because I'm a gay retard.
Oh you mean I tell you how tall I am and then you add two or three inches to that number?
And you smell of pee.
im actually an honest person, that's what you would do, besides several people here already know how tall i am
I'm eight feet tall, I have a rare disfiguring genetic condition and I'm going to die before I'm 30.
Should put that as your tinder bio.
I'm trying, I'm pretty sure if I see your hairless butthole I'll commit suicide.
I'm actually just 6'0, pretty average normal not manlet height.
My tinder bio has jojo memes on it
exact same height as me
we'll arm wrestle for it, loser has to take it in the pooper
This I must see
Steel Ball Run might be the best part tbh.
Can't we just scissor or take turns or something
I'd have to reinstall tinder and Erin gets cross at me every time I do.
I just like to laugh at ugly/cringey/basic women is that so wrong?
Forget Erin Jojo memes are more important.
sounds like you aren't very confident in an arm wrestle~
we'll work out a compromise, and if i secretly record it and sell copies to chat i'll split any profits 50/50...ehhh 60/40
and yea i agree with you, steel ball run had me the most engaged all the way through, the part with the tree though was like wtf???
I already posted it
why am i always extra tired on sundays
Day of rest.
Cause realizing that tomorrow is a new week
oh ye buttdog if you wanna add me
buff frog is my favorite part about Chrono Trigger so far
but I didn't even realize it was Sunday
Your body did.
i just have my modded fallout new vegas on for the radio because some of those mods add really great music i can't seem to find other places
i think its starting to kill the chrono trigger vibe though, but really some of this old blues is fantastically good
i try to never lose track of what day of the week it is
not very healthy
Your body did
I hate Sundays
Damn, beat by more than a minute by Tracer
One would assume most people have like... jobs or something that keeps them on schedule
On a related topic, thank fuck I have tomorrow off
i am okay with the day of our lord god jesus christ, savior of mankind and forgiver of all sins
blessed be the day of our lord
nezi has wrecked hands so rip job
i was going to be less rude about it but *thumbs up emote for you*
Oh, there was a context? I just opened the thread and saw your post and replied to it
my hands are fine
fingers are perfectly straight and not swollen
just some pain
feet are much worse
i have fucked up knees a lot so i feel your pain for sure homie
blankpost to you too friend
fingers are perfectly straight
Hey, at least one part of you is straight.
hello yes fbi, i'd like to report a buli
my wrist hurts a lot
Stop shaking hands furiously
ive been playing fighting games for like
on and off but u kno
Hello Sinni, a pleasure to see you here posting today. How are you doing, m'lady?
I WANNA GLOMP THE CORN
AND THEN I WANNA RARARARA TOP LEFT MINI SKILLET
i've been playing MmmmmMMMelty blood all night
the ost is so good
the character select theme is like ?? AMAZING ??
im hungry x.x
i didnt eat dinner
i've been up for almost 24 hrs
aaaaaaaaaaa WHY do i do these things ugggggggghhh
i didnt even eat breakfast ! or LUNCH or anything ???? HOW AM I ALIVE ???????????
i had a small salad for breakfast and haven't eaten since
so we're both hungry :c
Because the human body can survive for days without food.
is nezi good at cooking
Must be a reason why he's fact
Hoh, and he says I'm the bully.
Sucks ass at that point.
Wow I leave and only 38 posts are made in like 2 hours.
You and I erping make up 50% of the traffic on this board.
yea it gets slow sometimes, we dont have anons anymore remember?
just really persistent shitposters that keep coming back
What are you talking about
There's an user right there
We haven't erp'd yet tho
u won't be calling me fat when I'm done losing weight
anons dont exist here, nothing can convince me otherwise, even the orichumaru shitposter left after three posts and abandoned their thread here
It doesn't matter how much weight you lose
You'll never be thin enough to love yourself
i have a belly and i am happy with it
I'm good! Kinda sleepy but good all the same :)
How are you doin?
I'll take the safe bet and keep calling you gay.
You're right lets just have a sword fight.
You furries and your sick musclegut fetish
Pretty sure we haven't.
Unless you deepthroating me counts.
I loved my body when I had a flat tummy
that's not true
taking my pills, exercising, eating healthy.
same routine. what kind of job did you have again? I can't remember
sounds good to me
My body hurts a little after last night
sorry was I too rough?
That CLEARLY doesn't count i'm pretty sure we both said no homo
Just too heavy
I'm proud of you!
I'm overnight stocking and stuff, super lame but I like $$ (Being george's sugar mommy is pretty swood)
Of course he's hurt if you sat on him.
Oh my god you’re drowning
Sure you did
Oh ye you're right my bad.
wow chrono trigger sure doing its best to make me feel like im a dickbag
im not into musclegut i just happen to have a bit of a tummy but not be fat and still able to do situps okay
its not my fault im at a good spot on the BMI
20 seconds late, TB
Yeah, sure thing Nezi, whatever you say
I'm just hungry from not getting pizza.
I'll be getting it now.
Sucy linked my post twice
Weed is legal here now 🙄
im probably fatter than them tbh, i just dont care about it
420 BLAZE IT
Hey there sexy.
Yan's pretty useless, looking for a new husbando.
dude weed lmao
Funny how long we've been discussing something you don't care about.
What like three posts now?
want me to just post you an image of my belly instead?
That’s what I always say
No faggot I said I wanted your smooth hairless butthol
Yeh, Yan is pretty shit.
well then you can help me shave it ;) because im way too lazy to shave that shit
i need to find me a sugar mama that's as sweet as you
you feel this emotion!
this is now how you are experiencing X or Y!
fuck off with that stupid shit
goat is for sexual
Wow, this is my fetish
Just don't fart on me or I'll literally kill you
just noticed it doesnt really look like they have pants on in this
He's trying to guilt me into stopping this conversation.
get blank posted at
He still thinks I'm some random tranny lmao
you can't tell someone what emotions they experience or how they feel about something
only they can know how they feel about it
i wouldnt mind having a flatter chest, but honestly i only look a little pudgy when im sitting down, and if i didn't have a little fat on me im concerned id freeze to death here
people gonna find out about my titties
you're too good to me!
ur is for gay
I can't attest to the truth of that statement, I don't know you. Hi.
you're a senpai to me :3
But that wasn't even a blank post.
...Did you save that webm from Scoots?
yes and no
I thought it was funny but forgot to save so I found it later and saved it from a twitter source
look the point is goat is not for sexual okay
So stop posting goat.
Hi, Wish desu.
You probably know me.
just be careful george doesn't trap you xd
this is a good meme
I hate you Wish and I hope you get hatefucked to death via ashikoki by a gangrape of futanari amazonians, you awful cunt.
I hope you never get Timmy's again and if you do it always has spit in it.
No it isn't.
I do not.
Yan has convinced me to be a depraved werewolf man, and it was all his idea
I meant the "somebody toucha my spaghet" meme is a good meme
i was gonna be an orc
It isn't. It's fucking awful and unfunny, like Uganda Knuckles, Tidepods, and Logan Paul.
The only worth these memes have is in being SO unfunny they circle back and actually become funny again
i will show you duh way
Brb going to Timmies lmao
Oh, I used to post on MLPchan a bunch so I just assumed
that's literally how memes work
the original is never that funny
there is nothing not funny about this meme
Good I hope someone spits in it and you get hatefucked
Oh? Under what name?
man you're just a barrel of fun aren't ya
Yeah I'm lots of fun.
you know it says 'nothing not funny' right
i show him duh way
daddy buy me this massdrop.com
You see them make it every step of the way though.
Probably something like:
Queen succubus, the bitch of the threads, the toaster, fish master !Wish/SwiM.
Get a job
What is that character from?
I know. I want them to look you in the eyes when they spit in it and serve it to you.
Sorry, doesn't ring a bell. Nice to meet you.
Some weird weeb /tg/ game or pixiv probably.
But then they'd get fired.
No worries, I was a pretty huge shitposter tbh.
someone is a bit creative, at least
They can't afford to fire anyone with all the protests it would look way too bad.
Enjoy your spit.
im in education
all the protests
Better a shitposter than a shit poster
What are you implying
Also, the girl who spit in your drink is cute and you're too beta to say anything because you're getting off a little bit at the way she glares in disgust at you.
Bye Wish I hope you have a miracle baby and it's got down syndrome and is stillborn
That you post like poop :^(
But I'm gay
Chrono Trigger and weed are mixing together pretty well, and it's making me less pissed off about the people flying down my sidestreet, which has many children on it, at like 70 miles an hour, sometimes im tempting to time when they do it at night and shatter glass bottles in the road right around 2:45 am so they spin out and smoke some car or pole and die
What do you teach, being a nerd?
I can't keep track of your constantly fluctuating sexuality Wish get over yourself okay?
Also I'm back, settle down, it didn't take as long as I thought it'd be.
sorry were we supposed to be worried you were going to leave again? :^)
Bike curious, lesbian, gay man, trisexual, whatever you call it when you want to fuck a dinosaur or your own butt, whatever else you've shitposted
Don't worry bd
I think I've always liked dick tho
Sounds like a good epitaph
I'd live by those words tbh
LOOK WHO'S COME CRAWLING BACK
I fucking hate you
Put it on my tomestone.
But those are lewd words.
I love me.
Don't get too excited, I just happened to reply to you.
I love me too.
If you beg me for forgiveness now, I'll consider letting you off with only one spanking instead of two.
this makes more sense to me than pansexual
i never understood why its pan
We do NOT negotiate with terrorists.
pan means all
yeah but so does omni !!!!
omni sounds cooler and less dumb
Go to bed Liliana.
HOW OLD ARE YOU ANSWER ME
You're about to get spooked beyond just mere terror
Pan pizza seems a whole lot weirder now.
Omnisexual is already a thing. It is generallly considered a synonym of pansexual.
Try me bitch
I found the sequel to be more enjoyable than the original.
Sort of like the Godfather. Me just doesn't hold up against Me Too.
that's a really lewd picture!
- also kinda cute though -
cute flag !
You're the bulliest here.
It's a bikini, not lewd at all.
Wish and Yan are both mean. Yan scared me, too. I don't know who to believe anymore.
A simple pun goes over your head
Bless your simple little heart.
Because sleep is important.
Not the heart that's little.
I don't wanna hear about wish's tiny penis
W-Why am I mean?
I don't watch movies so I don't know what a sequel is.
Just because they have dick on the brain doesn't mean it is one.
Ask yourself that.
Turn that frown upside down!
sleep is stinky
you spittin' str8 fire today
pls don't hurt me
Think of it as 8 hour long meditation then.
hi ikt ! :wave:
its different than meditation !!
how are uuuuu :3
no i'll fall asleep hehe
I made a soundboard but I don't know if its loud enough.
Also don't know how to make it louder
But I don't think I am :^(
i do not know how to read this ? what is it.
somewhat sleepy and somewhat annoyed
listen here you little shit
it souuuunds like
you should go to sleep !
Have you tried to put it closer to your ear
Alright I've made up my mind.
It's not the text that's important, it's the expression.
i think you're trying to trick me...
im gonna see if i can find someone to translate this.
Yan pls take me back
I can't stay mad at you bb
i just want my soldering things
go to sleep and theyll arrive at the foot of your bed
How do I put a file closer to my ear ?
Show me examples of where I'm being mean.