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*I cast my Jew magic on you*
How are you this morning, love?
What's the saving throw?
Oh the user wasn't Mandy.
Love me don't leave me
Fuck. Can I use my inspiration from a tummy pic?
That will give +5.
I'll give you a +6 if you push your gut out so it looks bigger.
Animus D&D game when
Fuck if I know but I'd be game
I would love to play this also
What would you rather? Pathfinder?
why is nobody posting
i have a better question:
who are you
I'm loafie nice to meet you
'new' UK poster
Are you Kamuu
Are you Orion
no I don't know who either those are
you didn't really need to put quotation marks around new because that is actually what I am
how old are you? what games do you play?
are you straight, bi, gay?
do you want to be a girl? will you post pics of your butt?
mac or pc?
how'd you find this board?
are you cute? what are your hobbies?
you really like questions don't you
for the record this isn't the first thread I've posted in, nor is it the first one I've seen you in either
2) 100% orange juice
call of duty: modern warfare 2
Insurgency (also own doi but need to get a cfg)
Quake 2 and live
Street fighter 2 (ce and st) and 4 (u)
5) I'd rather not
7) I knew about it for a long time, I just only properly looked at it a few days ago, and figured I liked it so I stayed
8) I've been told online that I'm cute, but I don't think I am physically
9) Vidya, imageboards, animu, cinema, going for walks (I am aware I am a boring person, you needn't point it out to me)
I do not understand what it is you are trying to convey with this image
I like how you mix in thirsty questions with regular questions
I should say that I no longer need a config for doi, but do not play the game as I much prefer insurgency
no those questions are to filter out the THOTs
I kinda like what Nezi did but I'm gonna go for a more normie approach
What's your favorite food?
What's your least favorite vegetable?
Do you drink? If so whats your favorite alcoholic beverage?
What kind of music do you listen to?
Are you a dog or a cat person?
I guess that passes?
Only makes it more fun when we force you
Pass I guess
That's just standard
Welcome to the crew, we'll start you off by making you suck dicks
3) Yes, usually have a Sagres or Heineken
4) Anime and vidya osts for the most part
5) Cat, albeit I don't like either, or any animals really
fack off i like butts
Oh wow you're an expensive date, you know that?
Color me triggered Spinach is so good, I fucking hate potatoes
Never had Sagres but Ive had plenty of Heineken
Lmao so you're a weeb?
What a heartless bastard
america is a plague on this planet
send the nukes NK
I fucking hate potatoes
WAT THE FUCK!?
I, too, hate potatoes
desu not sure why you're all asking me questions now and not when I first came here
But burgers are so tasty tho.
You people are weird
Cause they're fags
fack off i like butts
Yeah, I have never really liked them tbh
The only way I'll really eat them is if they're french fries or potato chips and even then I don't even eat those two that much cause they're fattening
That's like literally the only vegetable I don't really like, I will eat anything else
i got an error message the first time DON'T BULLY MEEEEEEEE
It's better to get potassium from blueberries instead anyway. The morning glory variety such as yams and sweet potates tend to be much easier on my body than the nightshade variety. I seemed to have developed a subconscious aversion to eating anything from the perennial nightshade. (except for a bit of mandrake root oil for magicry)
George DMs though
5th ed simplifies a lot of things which can make it less enjoyable at times.
You DM the game.
i dont follow
I fucking love blueberries and sweet potatoes
Though I grew up eating alot of Cassava Root (Yucca) since Guatemalans love that shit and my Grandma would use it alot more than Potatoes, it was a bit more starchy and had a different taste to it but pretty much the same as a potato
It's better though
What's your favorite and least favorite vegetable?
If you're gonna run an animus rpg it needs to be a really meme-y d100.
If we do a board dnd Game.
i only know vaguely how to do it by watching someone else dm.
were i to do it i'd want a less generic setting i imagine. too much work actually. so i'll pass
Favourite would be potato seeing that's apparently a vegetable. Dunno about least favourite. Onion perhaps, even though I use them for a shitton of food
It's less dynamic.
can I play?
Kinda wanna beat up Hu and leave him in coma just so I can say he's my favorite vegetable<3
Take it easy now
You make me sad
It's easier to get into for people who are new to it
I promise I wont use magic to fuck with the dice rolls...
Well, naturally, the systems and mechanics were greatly simplified.
I'd be down to play D&D with Rin
We have to get really drunk though, it makes it so much more lolz
Just aslong as I ain't DM, fuck all that shit lmao
Then again I feel like Rin is a super lightweight
I wonder how he acts when he's drunk
God I hate being DM
tfw I am DM right now
You play a simple class like champion (now brute) if you're a brainless dud who doesn't want to do much
You play a complex class like wizard if you want a load of different things
There's complexity hidden amongst the simplicity, you have to actually play it a while to notice a lot of things but people end up playing the additional UA content and such even though they've never played the core content
The simple nature of it makes it easier to tack on immediate rulings or to focus on the things that matter, but if your DM is really so lame that combats are one dimensional 'walk up and attack' then yes, 4e is better because it makes those boring combats more interesting with a bunch of abilities for everyone. But combat shouldn't be like that anyway.
And even pathfinder generals accepts pathfinder just sucks.
needs more turpentine
wow i sniped a 1080ti finally
only took like 4 days
could resell for profit lul
I saw myself in a jameskii Vrchat video
i want to draw zoe for the league contest
someone give me something to warm up draw
at 1:30 you can see my legs under the tree
am I famous now ?
Well that's a fuckin' stretch.
Any anayesha art with a normal looking anime face
congrats dude youre famous now
You just assumed 5 or 6 things I never even brought up.
Can I have your autograph?
I'm just giving the overview.
5e has more options than 3e when you remove all the trap options.
My proudest moment was meeting Vard.
He pulled a gun on me
very highly rated
it won't be readable though
Hey wats up Muu you want sum fuk
Maybe if you exclusively use core.
Sign my dick.
Haha too bad I was just joke
Looks like you've been tricked!
Hu can do that for you
Throwing in more options that delegate themselves to some absurd tier list doesn't help the whole tier list structure in the first place
We can go to the pub later.
No reason two ex's can't get a drink right
when you forget there's team damage cause you play ESEA normally and get banned
I never get such an offer ever ;-;
god i wish that were me
That must be heart breaking.
Offer it yourself then
hu sign my dick pls
The tier list wasn't your argument before now.
I try, but he won't give in ;_;
Is Tracer around? I wanna call him a filthy weeb.
he's online on steam
Tom is a lewdie
You're a lewdie
But Tom is like, the biggest lewdie
I guess you're all out of luck.
Do you ever not think about lewd stuff ?
Pretty sure I can name 2 bigger lewdies ITT.
that's what the internet is for, right?
I'm pretty sure that would be a lie
Of course it is
Don't call me a liar. I am an expert on lewdies and I can assure you my sources are top notch.
Seems like thats what most people use it for.
Your sources are old!
A lot may have changed since you got your last report!
The threads, at least.
My source on at least one of those two unnamed people is maybe 3 days old :3
3 days is a long time, should update that!
Maybe if you're nice.
I mean if that unnamed person is nice.
This is a breach of confidentiality!
You started it!
*cooks you a lovely dinner*
And you crossed the line!
SOMEONE SAY... HUNGARIANS???
It is known.
what are we havin tonight !!
I object to that statement.
I'm still not entirely sure who (You) are to be honest.
I need more C I T R U S already, I'm tired of waiting ;~;
it says right there
There was a line in the sand
and you crossed it!
It had partially washed away, so I guess you could've just missed it.
iw as gonna start this how is it ?
not anymoree hehehehe
Surrounded by nothing but deviants and the depraved.
That's too bad.
check this out
Roast salmon on a bed of lemon-pomegranate potatoes and red onions.
Does "tbh fam smh" swap to "desu senpai baka" on all boards on 4chan? If so that's fucking gold.
ty woco :3
Someone post Feet
Preferably Hobbit Feet
*shows you the roast salmon on a bed of pomegranate-lemon potatoes and red onions that I spent all night preparing*
*lets you smell it*
*i put it in the garbage*
And straight the fuck back out of this thread I go
i'm a size 12
The kicker is LOCO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO COOK.
Settle down, Precious. They'll soons be dead.
And then we takes it.
Can confirm that you get "desu senpai baka" on multiple boards. This is the best ever thing.
I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself. I want to apologise to the internet. I've made a sever and continuous lapse of judgment. I don't expect to be forgiven.
The ring loses its magic when I'm not using it.
Does this mean you'll be my girlfriend again?
well there's [REDACTED]
eh 7/10 pretty good
I like the characters and art style so it's got that going
hard to tell from just one episode but i liked it
also pee fetish is gross cmonBruh
The apologies of a serial liar mean nothing.
When did shelob get tiddies, smh
But I'm already sabs's second girlfriend.
Shelob is a spirit, not a spirit.
It can get whatever it wants.
Show us a dead body
ITS NOT A PEE FETISH
To be honest. Not going to lie. I am not that into the whole lore of Middle-Earth, so I cannot/could not grasp how it wasnt just a giant spider. But if thats the case then, okay.
DISGUSTING LILIANA :@
because thats lewd and disgusting
Liliana is a proper Catholic girl. Don't lewd the pure lily
How old are you
Ah, those were the days.
69 is a good age I guess. 70 would just break everything IMO.
IM NOT CATHOLIC EITHER
Oh the fun we could have~
nothing wrong with being a catholic girl
OH BOY MOOGS THE PEDO IS HERE WELL DONE
FUCKING HIDE YO KIDS BECAUSE HE A RAPER
You're a Catholic girl right, Loco?
What disgusting denomination are you then?
implying Catholicism isn't the most blasphemous of the Christian denominations
i guess southern baptist but its mostly loose
i just kinda
FOLLOW CHRIST and try to be a good person
yeah. Need a new uniform though.
Sounds like you make it up as you go along, sounds like disgusting pig swill of an excuse for following Christ.
I wouldn't necessarily pay to see this... but it would definitely be an absolute hoot.
implying following Christ isn't always heresy regardless
I hope he is HANGING IN THERE
Shelob is the child of Ungoliant, whom was a primordial being preceding the creation of Middle Earth, a creature of hunger spawned from Darkness itself and once an ally to Melkor, Sauron's master.
Shelob is a spirit, which often takes the form of a giant spider, and the mother of all great spiders in Middle Earth.
WOAH WOAH WOAH, I am a soldier of Allah, I will have you know. Jesus Christ was an important prophet I will have you know.
i'll ask mami.
Interdasting, Tolkien's philology has always piqed my intrigue from a far. perhaps I ought to become a loser and read up.
As far as I'm concerned Islam is just a very confused sub-sect of Judaism.
I wanted your attention
"spirit of Vatican" is pretty bullshit feminist crap It's too bad the real Pope had to step down and be replaced by a literal jew.
pic of someone exercising
no real evidence he gives two shits
dude's making money hand over fist, with that attitude and behavior he probably doesn't give a fuck
Look, we are not having this conversation again. By allah, you deserve nothing but this warhammer.
Catholicism is passed on through birth by the mother
Judaism is passed on through birth by the mother
Jesus was a Jew
Yahweh is the God of the Jews
Kiddie-torturers and kiddie-fiddlers really aren't so different, are they?
He might not have given a fuck when it happened, but I think he's still human. After a while this kind of shit gets to you. Eats at you. Slowly at first. And then it slurps you up and swallows you whole like [your name here] gobbling up cummies.
If anything, he's a fucking idiot, not a Sociopath.
If you gave children millions of dollars and told them they could do whatever they wanted and just had to film something every day this is the kind of stupid shit they would do.
That's a funny way to spell YHWH.
That is a funny way to say ZOROASTER
MKULTRA fucking sucks but yeah it's pretty much a religion for vampires. Might as well join the Amish if you want to be a pure human.
stealing my trump card
Oh you motherfucker.
Ruining days, for days.
I fail to see what the similarities between Catholics and Jews have to do with a failed CIA experiment into brainwashing.
Until the end of days, perhaps?
How exactly did MKULTRA fail?
They couldn't use LSD to brainwash people or as a truth serum. They basically wasted a bunch of time, money, drugs and minds on an idea anybody with a lick of sense could have told them was fucked.
I don't think I've got the patience for that.
Boy, its time to fucking cringe.
I think all that struggle was for a good cause.
Yeah to be honest I'll have forgotten that we even joked about Zoroaster a few days from now.
Can you imagine the "truths" they got out of a bunch of poor people tripping balls, though?
GLORIOUS MOTHER RUSSIA AND UNIVERSAL COMMUNISM WILL WIN
LSD is still illegal so I'd say it was a flop.
Could be worse- Could've been like the dolphin experiments where they tried to teach a dolphin English by having a woman drop acid with it and jerk it off.
...I hope this is a ruse.
I shit you not this is a thing that fucking happened.
"Truth Serum" or the chemicals they trot out as that stuff have been known to have the opposing effects.
Someone with those chemicals swimming in their bodies(during tests) have admitted to commiting crimes they never committed, against people theyve never met. Due to their chemically pickled brains not responding correctly to duress. Self-convinced themselves that those were indeed truths. "These suits are saying I did it, I must of done it... wait... yes... I did it..."
But you know, the CIA and US government were of course looking for any edge. Akin to the SS and the Occult.
*makes apology video*
*monetizes apology video*
America did some really shady shit, huh? Still puzzles me how they've gotten away with it.
feel bad for logan paul
Simple answer? BECAUSE WE ARE FIGHTING AN IDEALOGICAL WAR AGAINST THE EVIL EMPIRE AKA THE NAZIS/THE SOVIETS UNION/TERRORISTS AND IF WE ARENT ALLOWED THIS SHADY SHIT UR FREEDUMBS IS GONNA DIE BUY MCDONALDS AND BE PATRIOT GO JETS"
The word filter is actually on an individual basis senpai.
Because it was the 60s and you could still get away with that shit. They were only like a 13 year old agency at that time so kinda like any other 13 year old they did some dumb fucking shit. Just this 13 year old had a government budget and relative ethical impunity.
is logan paul the annoying suicide guy?
IF YOU DON'T LET ME STEAL YOUR FREEDOM SOMEONE ELSE IS GONNA DO IT
BECAUSE WE'RE US
At the very least that filter exists on both /vg/ and /x/
That is how they get you. They fabricate a national myth that unifies you to your neighbour... They peddle that so much that you believe it, then when it suits them, they say that said national myth is under threat... and because you feel beholden to this made up notion of the national myth you offer your blood to defend it because GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR they msut be evil.
The onlly winner here is the PIG SWINE capitalist whomst has deceived and robbed you.
he is the other paul brother. the other one did england is my city
LOOK, IF YOU ACCEPT THAT I TAKE SOME OF YOUR FREEBOMBS THEN WE WILL BE OKAY BBECAUSE MY SCUD IS BIGGER THAN THEIR SCUD AND LIKE... BIGGER IS BETTER... LOOK MY BUTTON IS BIGGER OKAY GUYS AND IT WORKS... BUT YOU DONT EVEN WANT FREEDOM EXCEPT IN THE MARKET PLACE LOL WOOOOOO MURRICA
When you're the world's military and economic hegemon, you can get away with anything, even experimenting upon your own citizens for military and intelligence gathering purposes.
I worry that, once our power is able to be rivaled and checked, we'll all be blamed and punished for the crimes of our government and its agencies.
But that dolphin actually "fell in love with" the lady. I love this Earth sometimes. Whew lad.
Sorry, I didnt know you were Chinese?
I, for one, welcome China and Russia back into the fold. The world was a stale and disgustingly stable place with a single "Superpower". Now I can finally live the dream of worrying about dying in a nuclear blast or some other Fallout-esque scenario.
Could be worse. They could be commies.
Of it comes to that I promise I'll be the one to punish you, Sabbyru.
but his vlogs are sooooo annoying!
havent seen england is my city, though
being happy that the guy who bombed his own people to boost his campaign is gaining power
pls no ;~;
China's in a weird place. They've played the long game for centuries, and now they're on the rise.
Trump, of course, is taking credit for the recent peaceful talks between North and South Korea. Ugh.
You mean like how the CIA tried to convince JFK to let them bomb downtown Miami and kill US citizens as a pre-text to invading Cuba?
THE NUMBERS MASON?!?!?!?
It might take a while but I'm sure I could Stockholm Syndrome you into loving me like you used to~
We already established that the CIA skeeves us both the fuck out. I mean really all secret agencies with unchecked power are terrifying.
China disgusts me, they've lost their way. Well, from what I can tell. Though the new premier/current premier seems to be of decent communist stock. BUT Mao will be spinning in his grave. Disgusting. Gucci and McDonalds.
Mao and Stalin had the right of it.
Truth is stranger than fiction mother fucker- And while the CIA was tending to the important issue of interspecies Burning Man there was a former ICBM engineer sending rocket fuel through US post to fuel a Wile E Coyote esque scheme of strapping rockets to cars.
I decided to subscribe to the Karmic system instead of government functions so I'm pretty useless.
Sounds like my kind of guy, actually.
Not the KGB/NKVD/STASI, those guys were cool!
Like, everyone is SO surprised with Russia "meddling" in European/World "democracies".
Like, they never did that before the wall came down in berlin... Like... all of a sudden... the wall comes down and they are like "Hmmmmmm 100 years+ of trying to shape the world to our desire, yeah lets stop that now". Given that an ex-KGB is their strongman.
No, I meant the words filter individually.
It isn't the whole string that filters.
Given that an ex-KGB is their strongman.
Putin scares me more than any other person in the world for this exact reason.
You can do better. I'm a mess.
I don't even know if there's a right or wrong anymore. I just survive.
Yeah, he is scary. But then again I think "Well, he is trying to make his country #1, is that really something to demonize him for... wouldnt I be proud if he was doing it for my country? Shouldnt my countries politicians aspire to that?" but then I realize theyre are all opportunistic profiteers and start filling bottles with petrol and rags
I am awake now.
Good morning or evening.
If your kinda guy is someone Evel Knievel considered "too goddamn crazy" to associate with, then yes.
If you truly are a mess then it just means you're a little closer to my league.
Rampant capitalism is shit. Communism is shit. Socialism is almost always shit. Government is shit. Let's move the Atlantis.
I am awake now.
Good morning or evening.
What is done out of love, takes place beyond good and evil.
There is no "good" or "bad" only Marxism and enemies.
You s-sound like a reactionary...
Wish, you little shit.
Well, this is awkward...
Talk about a complete wardrobe malfunction...
wish for what?
The poster that posted my image and comment is named Wish.
you will never marry sabrina
They're all just different shades of shit. The bigger a government is the less accountability each member of that government has. The more people a member represents the less power each person has to be heard. Giving any control to any form of elite - the rich, the state, the police etc. - is at best an unnecessary evil.
So how are you today, Magic?
This is a nightmare I've been having for a long time.
My waifu is indeed a girl
I think you mean fortunate
thats pretty gay
UR A KULAK
Ok! But with kindness.
I am a fist?
Might as well be taking dicks in the mouth
Thinking about a lot of stuff. I'm wearing bracelets with Lhasa Tibetan lettering on it saying something akin to live long and prosper written on them. I forgot what it actually says but I don't feel like translating right now. I also have a ring saying "everything all at once" written with the same language on it.
How are you holding up?
I just woke up a bit ago and am just hanging out.
Not really sure how to spend the day before work.
She doesn't even have a dick though..
I'll probably do that once my head stops hurting.
sometimes I don't see the point in living.
Not even close
Wish is a homosexual man
My whole life has been a lie.
-missed Stoat-San! Leaves a bowl of milk out for him while putting fresh pears in the basket for Ika!-
I called it like 3 years ago.
Procreation. Religious salvation. Recreation. Fabrication. Mastication. Polling station. Take your pick.
I don't understand the difference
Imagine living in denial like that :^(
Actually I am bi at least :^)
at the very least
...-sings along! "..Joe DiMaggio! Decaf tea, Blue goes Squeak, Dishes clean, pears are treats, hide and seek, skwirls are neat, need moar lemon pledge!" -
bi people are the sluttiest
Bc isnt your friend
He's gonna kick you to the curb just like everyonne else
You mean nothing to him
and when he drops you
I will be there telling you I told you so
We should fuck. I need to make several people jealous and I don't think I've had a chance to disappoint you yet.
Do you like guys with big dicks?
Sorry, I'm in a relationship :^(
I wouldn't know.
pan people are the best and most pure
Priests should be allowed to have fuck buddies :|
Pan people are just secret whores
Pansexuals are just bisexuals who want to feel special. Anybody who seriously identifies as pan needs to seriously consider bungee jumping with the cables around their neck.
Sorry for being such a disappointment :(
I don't get the meme
Good morning, pretty lady.
okay i will try this out will report back
Well, shoot, now my plans have been ruined.
Simple, one has a dick in mouth, whereas, I have no penis in my mouth
No denial here
pretending to dislike dick