I'm Erio, your average 14-year-old seventh grader that you could find anywhere

I'm Erio, your average 14-year-old seventh grader that you could find anywhere

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This manga is great

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I think that's part of the meme

I'm Clockwork, your average [redacted]-year-old [redacted] grader that you can't find anywhere else in the world.

THIS MONTH WE AGAIN ANTICIPATE THE STONE AGE

So ur still in grade school then

I've said too much. How do I delete post.

time for rape

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I enjoyed Pop'n, but that's just because I enjoy Pop'n, probably.

Kinda excite for DKC1 reverse boss order - I hope people can finish that out.

Only kohi.

people were playin pop'n earlier ?
wowee

also
i'll take kohi sipp if you are willing to share..

I can't find the one of the girl offering the drink, sorry.

Yeah, most of Pop'n was what I missed. Rip in pops.

That french singing tho

sad day of no sipp

:c
one day i will get the sipp

Oh.
DKC2 race after Wario's Woods.

Wait, there's this one.

okay if i have to be a dragon to get a sipp

I'LL BE THE DRAGON
sipp

How very fitting.

hi echo

Oh, it's a race, neat.

I used to have a better one - with the girl just handing the second drink out to the camera.

O-oh, where did you come from...

i'm sure you'll find it one day
for now i'll be a dragon takin a sipp :p

Hello Liliana.

Not sure, I just kinda spawned here randomly.

how are u this morning

There's a race after Wario's Woods, then Setup Block 1 with the donation incentive for DKC1 reverse boss order.

Doubt it, the folder isn't actually that big.

Spawn regions must be buggy again...

Dragon-kin

nah you'll find it
eventually
one day

some where

also hello i've just finished pop team epic

man
i couldnt be less excited to see a second episode of a show to BE HONEST

Not feeling too bad this afternoon, how are you feeling?

I guess, maybe I should just dc.

doing alright
gonna be going to play DDR finally for the first time in so long

i was going a couple times a week and then holidays started happening and i like
didnt go at all ;-;

@L4D2fags

We should play the RE3 map when they're playing RE3.

To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand Pop Team Epic

Oh ? l4d2 not fun anymore?

when are they playing RE3 ??

l4d2 is still fun ding dong

whatever.

11:35PM EST tomorrow.

do you not own l4d2 ?

sounds good to me

Actually, I might need to get IRL friends for that one, because there's no way the good boys Subtle and SD would ever be up at 23:35 EST.

Monika-ass H O E S

He does no.

He could play it off my library but then I can't be playing steam geemu.

No.

its been free to obtain so many times ;;
and also it's usually on sale for
a couple dollars

echo get l4d2 sometime stinker

I don't need more games noone's going to play with me.

Oooooh, I was thinking the reverse boss order was for DKC2. What a rip. Hopefully Wario's Woods is alright, these runs can be retarded in a good, entertaining way later on.

ILL PLAY L4D2 WITH YOU ECHO

??????????????????

Wish it the current official pee fetishist

Meh, at this point it just doesn't feel right anyway, you all already hopped on it and I would be late for the show and just dragging games down.

I've had it forever so I wouldn't know.

It's a game I actually play so why wouldn't I play it with you?

I like watching the stupid shit in the 3D sonic games.

Just forget it.

i've literally
LITERALLY
owned this game longer than anything else on steam

it was my first steam game back in ??? 2010/2011 ?

and i still play it
it never too late

i have it forever and i DO KNOW

*is

Only one 3D sonic this year, rip.

Explain your tripcode u dip

HAI ERIO

This is literally proving my point.

its self explainable

wrong
quite the opposite
i'm showing that u can hop in and play with us bc the game doesnt get old

headpats are love

headpats are life

left for dead is way too hard

Echo's country tbh

Hii

How're u

Did you sleep?

I thought you didn't like kinky things

i dont

Yiss. I got up about an hour ago. Gonna wait for the nausea to go away so I don't puke from my wake n bake.

How's you, cutie?

And my point was that you are all experienced with the game, while I never so much as touched it. So if I did join, I'd only end up being the team retard. I'm already filling that position on osu so I'd prefer not to expand the list.

There's plenty of white here as well, currently.

Wait what, you can actually look at my L4D2 gamplay stats.

You wouldn't be dragging games down at all.

And SD's only played a handful of games, so.

you can ask your gf
everyone is retarded
doesnt matter how much experience

it just sounds like you dont want to play l4d2

Honestly I'm starting to find them unironically kawaii

Yeah, it's really not that kinky

Pee is sterile

Pretty high

Been up all night as usual

I think I'll get Taco Bell when it opens

Hm, I never really noticed weed making more likely to puke

Nice, snow makes things a whole different kind of pretty

*pats head*

It can be a little depressing as well.

i love you♥

Huh, those handful of games had to be pretty damn long.

I do not, no, that wasn't a secret and I'm not looking for excuses, just explaining why I don't.

Idk, based off what he said, I probably misunderstood.

wow, easy now cowboy~ ♥

You've tried t.bell's breakfast? when i worked across the street from the tbell they came over to let us try all the new breakfast items but I never got to try the crunchwrap cause it was busy that way. Still good looks on them for sampling out all the new stuff^^

Nah, it's just every morning I have this groggy nausea thing going on. And the weed doesn't make me puke, the smoke inhalation makes me gag. Especially if I start my day with a dab lol

Depends on the place, I guess melancholic can be pretty.

Probably.

hu a cutie

Point is, "bringing the games down" isn't really a thing. It's a game that's inherently more enjoyable the more people there are, regardless of skill levels.

To qualify for the Girls with Drinks folder the girl in question should be in the act of drinking the drink.

no u

see

I did, I just ignored it.

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I haven't tried it; how long have they had breakfast? Maybe the one near me actually opens earlier now

Their new Illuminati triangles are good tho

And ohh, that makes sense

Have you tried Tums? They seem to fix that kind of thing for me

Yeah

It's pretty rare for me to be in a place where there's nature in all directions in general

Slovakia is probably just normal for you :3

Since like 2013 now I think?

Yeah, I love tums. I haven't bought them in a while cause I end up eating them like candy then I don't have any when I actually need them.

It usually goes away when I have my daily vomit when I brush my teeth in the morning so I just deal with it.

Pretty normal, I guess.

Wait, this is a Taco Bell/KFC

I'm not sure if they have breakfast

Just keep Tums in a place you don't usually go to so it's effort to go and get them

Daily vomit? Have you seen a doctor about that? ^^

The fact that I had just come from Pollution City Zone probably was a factor in me liking it a lot too

oh idk then I usually just do mcchickens for fast food elsewise I cook for myself.

Nah, it's okay. It's actually been getting better ever since I don't have the stress of a relationship now that I think about it. Interdasting

Flat soda = bad

Flat chicks = good

*hedpat*

thankies ^^

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I mean I know there's deranged humans that would disagree with the later, but there are actually people that like flat soda?

Where is it that you live again?

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onepiece best piece

holy shit there's an italian bakery by my hosue that makes ones that look just like that

what is this dish called it looks very tasty and I would like to eat it some time

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Food time bye ♥

See a doctor, silly

I live in Pittsburgh

By Pollution City Zone I meant Beijing, though

Second reply was for

No. I'll take all your replies

chips n salsa for breakfast

I

mango salsa is delicious!!

Wow greedy.

pass me salsa pls i have my own chips

omg I'll a jar each of Newman's own mango salsa and habenero salsa and mix them shits. such good much wow

I don't share well.

pls maddy can i PLS have some salsa ;;

that Newman's own shit pisses me off, it's overpriced trash at the farmmarket near me

ever try the little salad bar brand? that shit got big quick

Nope.

It's overpriced but it's natural and all profits go to charity. Also I love spending money so I doubly don't mind.

shrug, whatever you like to eat i suppose, i just don't trust that face

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idk like I'll eat ass, so what could be so terrible about certain salsas lmao

im not really willing to make an argument against that lmao

Tostitos brand is the one doing genetic engeneering on their salsa.

The eating ass card helps in so many scenarios I've found. Like if anything it'll just shut the convo down lmao

when i was a stock clerk at a grocery store i liked to see every different newman's own outfit for each different product
i never tried it and i hate his face i just liked seeing the different outfits

That was hell.

Yes, but would you eat Paul Newman's ass for charity?

nice palette

What the frick is wrong with you.

Also, thanks... by the way... I did a smirk.

chocolate chip cannolli

only place I knew that made them is now closed :(

hand

feet

what's next, elbows?

Cannoli's are a sacred thing here

If abusing Ulta samples in a half-asses attempt at artistic expression is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

What will we become if we stop asking questions, scoot?

I don't have feet. I have prehensile flippers. :D

I want to leave the house to do something but I'm too tired for gym and only other thing I can do is get hot chocolate/coffee

i want to exist outside this room

hmm but you can't fit flippers into high heels

We will become like Steve Bannon... A footnote of someone else's History...

I just went to the gym with a cold, you can do it too! Lazy fuck! Get STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING GET STRONG

i just fixed my sleep schedule and i am immensely tired last couple of days

my body isn't used to being awake during the day

it's probably been a couple of years where I've had it backwards

What are you waiting for Nezi? A invitation?> JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY. You will feel more energetic. You won't feel so lethargic. You WIL BE STRONG. JUST DO IT.

its a nice hand too
soft skin

proud of you
continue abusing ulta samples

SABBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Do you want to be a energyless pile of trash? Or do you want to be finely tuned athletic machine?

GOD. DAMN. IT. NEZI.

DO IT

JUST

DO

IT

help im scared

YOU GET TO THAT GYM AND YOU HAMMER THAT IRON LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW.

I SWEAR TO CHRIST, DO NOT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND WHOOP YOUR ASS TO THAT GYMNASIUM!

I smoke
I drank
I ate a shit tonne
I did no exercise.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
it was the WORST
I know hit the irons, I eat less and you know what?

I FEEL AWESOME.

DO IT NEZI.

Why are you letting down your ancestors like this?

DO IT

They're dainty flippers.
If you go for coffee, maybe take a nice book. You can read and sip and people watch. Might be nice. :3

I wrote a note on my feet once. But then I went swimming and it went away, and I forgot to tell Mrs. Higgens her garage was on fire.

Aw, thanks! My hands are a mess today 'cause I ain't been using lotion lately and it's cold.

Maddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*breath*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

How's chippiesalsa?

Good, I just had a few to put something in muh belly.

What's new with you? I'm crushing on someone wicked hard rn~

i should take care of my skin or something
its not great

my hands are not soft really at all

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will hugs help

wait no its dont hug me im scared

What color should I paint my nails for my weekend?

All you can eat Gime.

I once read a note,
it was about a boat
i once wrote a note
and left it in my coat
i once forgot a note
and got on a boat
I once lost a note
WAS MURDERED BY THE GOAT

Beware notes.

crimson.

Black.

oof what a decision

I swear to JESUS EFFING CHRIST Nezi better be getting ready and leaving for the gymnasium.

pastel pink and blue alternating

or
pink one hand blue the other

or all mustard yellow

Why not both.

Cause that seems messy unless i did like red with black tips

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WINRAR

Can you please don't.

do black and red alternatinggggg

yeah agreed

The thread is winning

It is "not" not "don't".
"Can you please not".
What are you, a retard?

Nah. Get fucked.

I had an English muffin with jam. Gotta start the day off with somethin'! I recently started reading Infinite Jest. I'm learning a lot of new words. lol

Once you get your motorcycle, pull up to your crush and toss them a helmet. If they just put it on without question and put their arms around you for a fun ride, it's meant to be!

I was going to recommend the lotion I usually use, but I can't remember the name right now! If I see you again soon and I remember, I'll let you know. I like it because it's not as greasy-feeling as a lot of lotions and just a little bit of it goes a long way.

Black Philip strikes again!

okay sweet
yeah most lotions i've tried i just feel ew
like

lotion is supposed to make skin feel nicer
not make me feel like a slippery grease ball ;~;

Well hello good lookin'~

DooT pls donut bully kthx ♥

The upcoming run is DKC reverse boss order.

i'll need your address then

It rubs the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again.

I DO WHAT I WANT.

hewwo friends I live

how are you all?

DONUT BULLY, DOOT

Well, yeah, duh. I have all the best ideas.

Bored.
Almost involuntarily napping.

Watch, as you fail to stop me Stinky THOT!!!!!

Do you ever not live?

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rippy :(

You should do something!!

How are you doin today?

constantly

Literally, out of control.

I am bored and sad and hungry and cold but I have my Holla Forums friends so it's ok

I'm not sure that's true

I died at the gymnasium. I am but a spectral imprint of "Scootalooo" on the international network.

Truly this is the greatest travesty of our time.

Whost are you, new friend?

Same except bored and tired :)

killing myself right now.

is that the plot of ghost in the shell

Let's commit adultery and antelope.

I have come back after my previous coming here once a week and posting once every 6 weeks
I haven't thought of a good username for myself yet so until then I'm just user

who even is generico

I don't believe you

Worse than the holocaust. A LOLocaust.

I am living Major's dream. "Living".

If You Seek Amy
aka
Yams, Amy, Big Dick.

Right? It doesn't help that I'm a compulsive hand washer, and I always feel like those other lotions are just making all sorts of filth stick to my hands!

Hi Yam! What's good?

ꈍ . ꈍ

I'll take the hose!

youtu.be/u7TF3t95FLI?t=3m50s

nah, george is sending me a care package of stuff including like those weird jap onesies that are cool, so I'm pretty much engaged to him.

name urself french froi

I'm gonna do it!!

is the human movie of that any good? it's been awhile since I've seen ghost in the shell

Dang it....

Sabrina with the stampy feet. Got any... Grapes?

Yams.

I should not have laughed for fuck sake what even.

Uhh... I guess music is pretty nice? Whatchu been up to?

but I am not a French person, or anything French for that matter. In fact, I hate the French very much (except from anyone reading this who happens to be French I'm sure you're a very nice person)

In my opinion; Yes, I thought it was really good. I personally enjoyed it.
In the opinion of the internet at large/idiots; Apparently not.

I would ALWAYS suggest watching it, both because I enjoyed it and as a way of making your own opinion. I would say watch it with Moogs, but I don't know how motivated they'd be to see it.

All I do is win.

but french fries are tasty!

I think he's already seen it? but I'm sure I can ask him to watch it again

:) It's better than making him watch more 50 shades of grey

I have been bested. Well fought, Sir DooT of ScooTaloo.

They're called chips!

I mean, it is. You are not wrong there. How unfortunate for the actors involved.

And you, Lord Yams of The Shuddering Isle.

Have I been round here since the start of the year? I don't think I have.

Uh... Happy New Year!

Likewise, hope it is a good year for all concerned.

I've spent most of the year so far sleeping and working.

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I spent most of the weekend being a lazy sack and watchin' cartoons. It was nice! But Saturday night I got to hang out with some friends I haven't seen in forever and play Skryim VR. I kept feeling like I was going to fall backwards, but it was fun! I got to be pretty handy with a bow!

Gay

Noice! Skyrim VR does look pretty rad but I've already bought the game 3 separate times.

if i see u pop in thread again ill poke u for that lotion info ^^

That sounds like 50% joy. So that is an okay ratio If I am honest be honest.

I am pretty jealous to be quite HONEST.

Just use moisturizer as lube whenever u masturbate every day

666% moisturized all the time

Work pays for the videogames that I'm usually too tired to play so that has its positives as well.

nah man fries.

What other things do you recommend? should probably make george watch good stuff eventually.

try again next time

It was a fun thing to try, but I don't know long I could play that way. It was kinda dizzying. :p
Yam, it looks like that puppy and that birdie are about to get into a Biblical brawl over that bratwurst.

It was pretty neat! I played a little bit of Resident Evil as well. But the headset makes my eyes water. I think I just don't like things being close to my eyes.

I hope you do, 'cause I'm very scatter-brained and can't be trusted to remember.

no, they're chips
but now that you suggested food items as a name, how would 'loafie' (derived from loaf) sound?

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I get super motion sickness when I use VR.

I recently enjoyed Atomic Blonde, that was mostly due to its combination of violent action, spy thrilling, 1980s music and (being in the 1980s) its Cold War theme.

Besides that, it really depends on what you both like to watch.

Watching with people is different to watching alone. I have some rather "terrible" suggestions for when watching with Moogs given he will most likely be high. Roboshark/Sharknado films and Titanic 2 are good examples of BAD movies to watch with others.

As far as personal favourite movies to watch, Mad Max Fury Road is always a safe option.

I mean, you are also a glasses wearer, so I suppose you still had them on at the time?

tfw im the passenger in a car for once

This picture is super gay. I rate it Half a Cupcake on the GAY-SCALE.

bringing le 90's edgy jeans back in style

After all these years I still associate knee rips with Debbie from the Wild Thornberries

that's cute!

Just assume that everything I watch will be with him, since most of my free time is with the greatest boy :)

that being said, sharknado and roboshark seem like they'd get old? I didn't know there was a titanic 2 !!

He's been asking to watch mad max for awhile, I could finally give in to his cries for good media ;)

Understandable. When I first tried it, my friend had to stand behind me and press her palms against my back to assure me that I wasn't about to fall backwards like a plank!

Mhm. They were gettin' a little mooshed into my face.

im p high on the gay scale

i have i think
3/4 jeans with ripped knees of varying degrees

friends gorgoe wont be home for awhile

do I needlefelt? do I crochet?? knit???

die???!?!??

how do you wear jeans with holes on the knees
doesnt it make you feel violated by the air? if im wearing long pants i want my legs to be protected. maybe thats just autism on my end

Stop ripping the jEANS, Deborah

Anyway they're kawaii

Good post

Mad Max is fantastic, I would be very surprised and disappointed if you did not enjoy it.
I think that was what it was called. The "shark" movies are really just a one off goof trip to be honest.

YOU SHOULD CROCHET.

Dang, RIP my dream of VR anytime soon.
I am just gonna wait until Elon and SUCKERburger invent the Matrix.

Would you look at that, so am I.

My body just gets really upset when my eyes are like "we are definitely moving" but my legs know otherwise. That argument inside your think-box is what makes VR so hard at first and mine couldn't get over it.

it is so

Honestly sometimes yes
like im like woah
air stop winding my knees

but usually i dont mind

ry ewio

I don't know anything about the original mad maxs' will that make it difficult to watch?

I should to get good!! but needlefelting might be fun too :)

Congrats on being born, Loafie!

Air rape 🤔

The good thing is that you need zero prior Mad Max knowledge to watch it. But I suppose it makes the general universe knowledge a lot easier. In other words, a newbie like yourself would have no issues watching Fury Road from the get-go.

I wish someone would Rape my air(someone who wasn't big gubberment)

Well, I'll say this. I didn't take the time to adjust the headpiece for myself. I just popped it on. So I bet if I diddled with the doodad, I could finagle it into a comfy fit.

I do kinda want to get into the VR Chat thing though, 'cause it looks so chaotically hilarious.

The Fury Road screenplay is so great. I want it printed on a big pillow so I can hug it.

check out this get

They're talking about getting raped BY air

naisu naisu

might drop that on george when he gets home :)

It's your balance sensing in the inner ear it's fucking with, not so much your legs.

Looks like an orgy

good thing i didnt type in my name else.i woulda missed it
now time to wait another 28 ish posts

Looks ripe for some lewd shenanigans.

I was simplifying the fact that your senses are telling your brain different stories and it fucks the signals up.

Huh, maybe. It is something to look into, maybe I can make that my tech expense of the year.

Prevert.

I keep wanting to buy a Switch, but bills. >:(

wtf am I doing with my life?

You used to love it, babe.

ye

Save a little, then get one! Do it! :D

Now I love being a frigid old spinster! Bweh heheh!

But seriously, you could avatar as a yam, I could be a bean, and Scoot could be a peanut. We could run around harassin' people. :D

I have this problem where I save up for something I want, then feel guilty about spending so much on a luxury and just spend it on necessities instead. I need an intervention!

Why do you think the backroom has been "off limits" for so long... This is AN INTERVENTION

Yes, a peanut would be just apt.

I gotta agree with DooT on both the Switch thing and the peanut thing. So you're a no-fun aloud frigid old meanie spinster!

Peanuts are cute! But you can be whatever legume, nut, fruit, or veggie you want. You just have to believe!

Everyone hates me now! What have I done?!

scoot confirmed for a peanut

I am content to be quite honest, I cannot believe I hate you now.

its just cool to hate certain posters sometimes, it goes in cycles and gets beamed directly into our brains

Right? We've been a powerful tag team for years. This is devastating.

LOST? MY? COMPOSURE? I do not think so darling. And, we both know we have kept the marriage going for the sake of the kids. I think Loco and Yam are old enough now.

I think I stopped getting on hate bandwagons after everyone bullied Dazel into oblivion for no reason

The image referred to me, but I always suspected you were a girl!

I remember him. We talked a few times and he was very sweet. I wonder why everyone was a jerk to him. :(

It eventually gets old

We both know whom the housewife is in this relationship. I never liked trousers.

I remember Darwin and Nezi were a big part of it. I think I was mean too but regrettably so. But I was also 15 so that's my excuse

Never get old, hugh

Why did people dislike Dazel? It is so long ago now at this point. I think I remember watching it happen. I forget. If not I came around not too long after.

I'm already old

That was when I started adopting the opposite of the popular opinion on purpose

♪Pants are pleated
Can't be defeated♫

I hope he's doing well wherever he is.

I'm glad u all seem to have gotten sort of smarter tho

Proud of u

I've objectively gotten dumber.

O Texas
O Texas

It is the tranny medicine

we just like to aggressively pick at each other because it helps release the stress of the day to day, but that aggression can't be allowed to turn into pointed hatred, it has to be dispersed equally in all directions in the knowledge that we understand the others pointed words are not entirely meant to hurt us, only poke fun and explore better ways of dealing with frustration than just being sad

i was gone for Dazel though that was your guys fuckup

I'm Mohammed, your average 37 year old 6th grader that you could find anywhere in the EU.

It was Darwin's fault

These were but innocent cattle

goddamn i wish i had a slowpoke on this computer

please sho me de way

Darwin is a twisted pedophile.

DID YOU DO THE GYM?

Don't be mean to urself

♪God save the queen
The fascist regime♫

I fucked all of my luck up when I paid a couple bucks to this drunk slut for a nut bust

america sucks

so are like half the other posters potentially, it's probably why he likes it here so much

gym after dinner

i just went for lunch

He low key hates us for being over 18

i dont have a hard time believing that

:D
I cant believe we are importing a wife for our ROyals, DISGUSTING.

I actually don't have a hard time believing that either.

jokes on u scoots ur disgusting

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♫I love my comfy sweater!
I love my comfy sweater!
How cute is my snoot?
How cute is my snoot?♪

You gotta bring in fresh genes once in a while. We don't want another Charles running loose.

can someone give me a pat on the back for existing

ty

Hey my second monitor with this page is visible to all right now can you guys keep it sfw

Preciate it

I am no longer worried about dying of a stroke, it is only pleasure and good times now

ill give u a pat on the head for being a gween bean

TRULY YOU FOOLS, THIS IS AN AGE OF THE GODS
WE ARE LIVING IN A NEW AND GLORIOUS WORLD OF shitpost

good job you! great for you for having the strength to express something and then continue expressing it all over our faces

HEY
IM WHITE AND STRAIGHT
CAN I GET A PAT ON THE BACK

WHATCHA TRYNA SAY ABOUT CHARLES!?!??!?!?!?!?

You exist, how disgusting.

wait, is that mom?

:3c

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can i give u a pat on the back for being a cutie and a good friend instead

Do you go into strokes without popcorn

im pretty straight all things considered

Same

How ridiculous.

GONNA EAT AND THEN DEV

LATER

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Enjoy! ♥

N-nothing! Please don't beat me again.

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but im not as questionably homosexual as grim

Grim tried to say he wasn't a furry.
I debunked that shit hard

Love you Sabs you do good work

But it has been a hard day, and the boss chewed me out... Who else am I going to beat?

i dont even know what the word means at this point

i still think fursuits are fucking disgusting tbh

yes it id mom

also how is grim not a furry wben he strokes himself to pokemon

The former post did not apply to just you

no, I just got pins and needles 3 times yesterday, and got a bit worried and looked it up, and turns out that I may be at risk of a stroke (I need to get my blood pressure/cholesterol checked), and I previously thought only old people got strokes, and it turns out sitting on my backside all day and eating like an american elephant and a half isn't going to do me much good
but mummy bought popcorn, a snack food I like, so everything is daijoubu

Henlo!
Also, isn't he furry by default by having so much bodily hair?

;D

Part of me wants to joke, but part of me thinks you may be serious and wants to hug you.

yes he is

also hur dur webmd said bcz i blink to fast i have leukemia hur dur

by the way I'm not fat
just making that clear because people usually ask me at this point

You should joke I havent had work today so it would be ayyy okay

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im a girl btw

What..............................................................................what

im not fat btw

Fursuits are the worst thing about the fandom and sanic porn is the best thing

If you're NOT fat how come you eat so much?

Pretty sure that what he just explained is rather reasonable.

Hey, stop shitposting that unfunny webm Scoots

You nerd

♪sssssssomebody once told me the worlds is macaroni♫

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