♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Friendship is Magic Edition

seems like this thread was made a little early, close call there, they almost found out your secret

Awful lotta darn haters out there

Babe please, I'd do it in a heartbeat if it could.

Impotent, as always our duck.

does someone want to have a chat with me before I go sleepies (goodnight Holla Forums in advance)

Finally, the comfy thread we always wanted.

green bean appreciation thread

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RIP my life five hours to work and I'm not sleepy at all just fucking exhausted

heyo what up fellow british

green bean bullying thread*

rip your fucking existence my dude

Guero never tells me he appreciates me. ;_;

Maybe you should do something to be appreciated for.

wow i feel appreciated let me find a picture of myself to post to show my appreciation

also shout out apple bloom

Fuck that.

I mean; I appreciate Squash for his reminding me of awesome Old games.

This feels sarcastic.

APPLES.

Maybe it is.
Maybe it isn't.
Who knows.

hello it is nice to see you

Come to America and I'll let you be the banana.

How is it going kamuu?

I am not into vore... Well, not being the "bottom" in the vore.

post butt

Why live?

Then I can be the banana.

he's probably waiting for me to post again so he can be angry at me, not with me just sort of in my direction

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I'm ok desu, but the zip on my jumper broke and I have no other clothes which I could wear to sleep

?

...

this is not appropriate

Then don't wear anything

Seriously though.
Do you know how long I had to practice to get a banana that far down my gullet?

but then I'll be cold in my sleep you doofus

Probably years.

10 min of prep.

This is starting to sound alot like "your problems".

was just making fun tbh

Have you considered the marvelous invention known as a blanket?

IM IN A GAME SQUISH OM SORRY

stop failing your team to post

Too late, Dad.
Already putting my head in the oven.

I shoulda known better.

Yes I do believe that if I were to become cold, it would be my problem above all other peoples'

I'm in my mummy's attic and the heating doesn't reach up here and with clothes + 2 blankets + a duvet + a daki I still get cold

please bitch i failed my team in champ select when i locked in Yi

someone threw a rock or some shit at my head and there's a scab there now and I instinctively said "FUCK OFF NIGGER" when I meant to say cunt

thank fuck it was nice and dark out and everyone was probably asleep since it was 11pm

not drinking for a while again.

h-hewwo anons.....

i'm new.....
a little shy......
pls be nice and i'll make sure to glomp you :3

Might put your head in the oven instead.

If you have all that AND stilla re cold then god help you.

n i c e

Fuck outta here Blood-chan.

isnt this how the game works? i dont play i just hear people complain

/BARF

Get a heater

t h a n k

im not bc !!!! 3:<
idk why people keep saying im bwood chan.....
IM NOT BWOOD CHAN

Need to go.
Back later tonight.

ian you have zero room to talk to be COMPLETELY honest

hahahahaha

When are we gonna fukken drown green bean in piss

lili how are u rly skinny but have nice legs?? is this magic

I have all of the room you disgusting glomper

Colbert is legitimately pissed he no longer has monopoly on the feminine triballs pic of the century

i dunno
pics make them look better than they are i think
but also genetic niceness probably

okay. wrong

Also, hi, I'm home.

Yeah, sure, whatever you say, Ikaros.

nice legs are exclusively for skinnos though

who kind of fucking nigger throws rocks at people anyways?

also hey
i thought you were playing dnd youre not allowed to post in thread

ignore this post
welcome home

IKAROS ???
you better think TWICE

w R O N G

Someone has taken my throne?

No u

Yes. Now fight, my pretties... FIGHT

Welcome home, canadian weeb poster

Hi, I got home, desu.

Too late.
Thank.

I've thought three times, Au-USFN::50.

right though

im not gay though, i swear
nothing gay about appreciating your male friends body platonically

Who is this charlatan? I will fight him/her/it

I can't believe Lili has a cancerous tri-ball and is trying to win the monopoly on not just tri-ballism but also cancer-dickism.

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

This Tri-ball'ism is tearing us appart

LOVE AND TOLERANCE

here is your challenger

okay thats enough THINKing there pal

can i have a sipp pls
im thirsty

ew what
ew
ew what is that
ew

It's not gay to platonically suck your bro's dick after a workout because you needed a totally not gay protein injection.

It's not gay, dude, it's just a brojob.

I didn't even look him in the eyes 'cos I'm not gay.

Stop saying I'm gay.

I bet you're the fag, gaybo.

But I need the big thinkk to give a big sipp.

I heard tri-balls have a need to fight to exert masculinity on account of having a third ball in place of their wienies.

It is the over abundance of testosterone in the system. Its science.

okay okay
take a big thinkk
its worth the tradeoff.

more like the over-abundance of fake horse semen dumped into our anus through futa cock RP

your*

Atleast you tried. That is the main thing.

imagine being a conjoined twin with scoots

who here WOULDN'T rather fuck a dog

I took the big thinkk
I don't actually have anything to sipp.

thank god i was never a pony poster

AAAAAA HOW COULD YOU

you owe me one big sipp now >.

Svcabby is still a little angry he got knocked the heck out in the previous thread. Shucks.

we never got that selfies from you

i bet scoots is actually scared he'd lose to a real dog in a strawpoll

I may be able to stand and watch Scabby's trainwreck of a personality play itself out in threads. But I refuse to join in and encourage their decline into further madness.
Scabby, please, get therapy.

I didn't realize the sippery was empty and had to take a big thinkk to remember.

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I may be able to stand and watch Scabby's trainwreck of a personality play itself out in threads. But I refuse to join in and encourage their decline into further madness.

Scabby, please, get therapy.

Please, get help. It saddens me to see someone become so riddled with madness.

What a quality post.

i dont know how he makes it work so well when he does it for 40 posts in a row

okay well do i atleast get a sipp credit for future use ?

u didnt respond to me earlier !!

They call that "talent.

id call it something

Winner
Winner
Arise chikun chikun arise

I'm sorry, sir or madam, the sippery doesn't work on credit.

what if i just ask you for one in the future
no credit
and u just
slip me a sipp ;_;

im pretty sure you started more threads with that one image than anyone has used as an OP ever

Sippery machine broke

post the arise chickun image

do it faggot

No promises.

To mucch sipp.

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i guess that was someone else, but you still did it quite a few times too

milky was like ALWAYS there

You are probably thinking of that one mad fucker. We musnt utter their name.

i think this is my favorite sipp image aside from the one with stripe shirt and headkrones

if you're calling them mad then i am genuinely scared

lili why arent u online on discord

Their off the rocker antics were legendary.

Too busy petting my mane

If I had to summarize my general demeanor in one image it'd probably actually be this one.

the thread simulators were actually really great, the only funny ones that ever existed tbh

Nth for horses

NIGGA SHE AN APPLE

Can you guys like, just you know, show a little tolerance?

father im playing drums i might be on discord soon

from what i know of you id say its an accirate portrayal

I just want Rin to give me a hug

We can do this pardner!

It's probably why I like it so much, to be honest.

Good luck.

Y'all should consider given our Soto here a hug n' all. He a mighty fine poster ya hear? Sure he been known to act a little haywire, but 'aven't we all?

We'll keep it in consideration for future hugging endeavors, and we thank you very much for your feedback.

Wish me luck

I sure hope so man

Fuck.

Now theres a fine start to diplomatic discussions on th'matter.

I just did though...

i should get a cardigan
it would tie a lot of boring outfits i have together

Scootaloo?
More like Scootafuckyoo

Now tha' ain't right, pardner. N y'all kno it.

when father asks why you are not online on discord
and then when you go back to your pc 10 minutes later he is no where to be seen

I need to get more cute clothes tbdesu.

PONEFUCKER REEEEEEEEEE

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when are we going CLOTHES shopping bub

wHEN ARE YOU GETTING CUTE TEETH LIKE THAT?

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Cute

When are you coming to Canada?

Also this is my campaign credits theme.

te

SanAiyaka?

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fangs you dip

FANGS
I WANT CUTE FANGS

when am i coming to canada
i dunno
eventually i assume

i have a handful of friends who live in canada
some for a long time so its only a matter of time i believe

omw to canada now

this is a good tune

You're going to have to fund my shopping spree also because I'm broke.

It is.
I downloaded the OST just to find that track, but now I also kind of want to actually play the game.

I assume you should settle for something else, like maybe a nice snack or someone who will consider you cute in the first place.

Lili

I can punch you in the mouth and chip your canines to make them fangs.

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tfw already a deformed freak of nature

Ioco you and I are the only sane human beings in this thread.

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okay well if i'm funding it it may not be A SPREE
just a smol shop
im also currently broke but if i'm able to travel to canada i assume i would not be broke in that situation

smh you shoulda been my friend when i wanted to travel and had a job

OH WELL

yeah this ost is nice and the characters seem cute
do it

when !! asap please.

3: why live t O BE HAYCH

Why live?

You guys are fucking gay.

Oh, well, drat.

Heck, fine, I'll play it.

Tbh, I'd be the freak who tries to get those grafts.

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しれぇ

yeah play it
do it
lemme know how it is

also sign me up for grafts

ねえ

Who sang it better?

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You know that is INCORRECT information that is going to do me an angery.

me

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Let's do a cover of ねえ。

I'll be the girl with the ponytail.
Or the girl with the cute pleated shorts.

thats me
and my sidekick
alexandra

i'll be bob cut girl

Fuck off Dooter why don't ye go steal a hubcap and fap to Shadman hentai you illiterate cuckhold

I ONLY STEAL DUST CAPS YOU FUCKER :@

Would literally pay multiple Pounds to see that.

So you DO fap to Shadman then

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how many multiple pounds

see
scoots will pay us

I do not know shadman's work. I cannot fap to something ive no knowledge of.

Multiples of £1

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SO YOU ADMIT TO STEALING HUBCAPS

okay so like 100,000 pounds

Blend S is pretty lulsy

the fuck is a hubcap, if its the same as a dust cap... then potentially... Maybe....

It wants to be a bloody heckin' good show for THAT premium.

itll be a good show

A dust cap goes on your speakers hubcaps go on tires you loon.

I suppose I cannot refuse.

Lili will even flash panties for that much desu.

Scoots for the same price I will record asmr audio of me spinning a fidget spinner.

Then, the answer is, no.

NANI?! All these worthwhile investments!

ofcourse

HEY
THESE ARE TERMS
I CANNOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS

I'm watching an anime about babysitting

What am I doing with my life lmao

OwO

But imagine, Lili, all the sipp you could get for flashing panties at a show.

my integrity is worth loads more than all the sipps in the world >.

;~;

Wow that ending hits hard

D-daddy?!

100,000 pounds is a lot of money, tbh.

135,759 USD

or 168,307 CD

okay maybe like
half a second

maybe. maybe. no promises.

And just think, it's that much money per person who'd be seeing them, too.

The disgusting face of Capitalism rears its ugly head once more.

okay...
i guess.

ONE TIME. one time only.

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I know, it's disgusting how money can buy someone's morals like this.

If anyone were to advertise otherwise it'd be you desu.

advertise otherwise ?
hm ?

i dont feel good about being bought out
but
i wouldnt need a job for a long time..

-scurries into the thread and looks around for Ika with a hopeful expression on his face-

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-happily disappoints you, letting you know they are not here and have not been recently-

...

:

Time for before bed Anime.

Good night thread♥

time for before bed giant youtube video

nini scootsy

Whenever I watch Fallout 4 vids with neat mods it makes me want to reinstall it and play.

same but then i do it and im massively disappointed in a matter of hours maximum

my mom brought home a big baja blast sipp

thank mom

You, sir, need to start doing survival one-life-to-live runs.

I remember, last time, adding a random start, a mod that improves the enemy-AI, a mod that multiplies survival damage dealt and received to, like, 200x, and one that improves the ballistics in general.

I'm kind of considering doing similar but including the zombie walkers and improved ghouls mods because that just sounds like a massive struggle, but not unfair struggle.

im kind of in the middle of fiddling around with new vegas this time actually but ive seen toooons of one life mod ideas, a streamer i like does a lot of them for skyrim, but similar concept

-squeaks and sits on the carpet, playing with his glas skitty figurines-

One-life-to-live really just takes self control.

Grenades and lasers become incredibly terrifying.

Koukoku is intense

Such a switch up from Gakuen Babysitters

-brings other toys for sonata to paw at-

My grandma handed me a bag with 8 NES controllers she found in her basement.
Fucking rad.

o.o -sits beside you-

-wonders how is sonata-

do i play rabi-ribi on normal or hard

-is okay. Shares toys with you-

Play it on hard but don't pick up the hammer.

-thank-

i was thinking so
normally i play stuff on hard and this game has two extra unlockable difficulties from what i can see so hard it is

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...

...

good mornyan ?
right ?
you slept ?

Yeah, though I feel a bit weird. I think I have to stop using those sleep meds.

yeah try doing without for a bit

anything planned for today ?

Well. probably surf youtube for a few hours and then go out in the evening.

oooo
souunds like a good plan

hope u enjoy !!

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is that a picture of u ?

ye

u look p cute no lie
super cute

Rin do you shave your legs?

the only people who dont shave their legs are mongrels tbh

Soto go away

Mongrels and people dealing with -40 degree weather, to be desu.

But I usually do my best to keep them shaved anyway because fuck the weather tbdesu.

Goggles do YOU shave your legs?

Whoever shaves their legs have way too much time at hand

I sure love my smooth smooth girly legs.

honestly

post girly legs

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I found out recently that my razors went down from, like, 30-40$ to 12$, so that's actually really nice.

No way, Soto's still around.

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Don't pick on my basic white girl girlfriend who is totally a basic white girl named Elsa.

She is very cute and charming and I love her very much.

Fair point. Keep them safe.

I love her beard.

Why do you pay so much for razors?
That is alot of money

First time going with my buddy again since we quit rolling outside back around thanksgiving
first few rounds he was super dominative ad I had to struggle to notget tapped and couldnt get many dominant positions

Tried a kimura from a bottom position that got alt farther than I expected it and it finally ended with some kind of crazy inverted Twister body and neck crank that I snatched out of nowhere

never had the chance to go in a gi with this dude and It definately helped out
unfortunateley him and my brother are adamant about staying nogi so that's lame

whats up with you guys today

I've been working for the last 2 weeks straight

me too

I refuse to use anything with fewer than 5 blades so I was given a fusion razor way back so it just kind of stuck.

What is your job?

Sounds like a pain

A means to an end

gets me emone

??
anything more than 3 irritates skin easier in general
and also more likely to create ingrown hairs

in a perfect world
i'd already have my dual edge safety razor that i keep meaning to buy
but
i keep forgetting

Evening

I don't have a beard ;;
I'm pure.

How comfy.

I have a habit of looking like an emo cunt after shaving with 3, or 2, or 4.
Or really anything fewer than 5.

Que onda?

I trust you completely.

hewwo

hehe
it a big bed
old pic
but its still in the same spot
u can share it with me if u want >:3

i guess some people have different experiences/skin than me so thats fair

i just want a dual edge ;;
theyre so good
such a good shave

I donno what that means

How's Lili dong?

I just get those huge bags of double blade razors and dispose of them after two or three uses

Ive never bought those 5 or 6 blade razors cause it just seems like an overkill
I only use razors for my facial hair so I don't need nothing too crazy

sort of okay

it means like
what's good

Hmpf

Share what ? My smooth legs? Idk if my nerdy gf would approve.

sort of?

Food is good

fuckin savage
even the 3rd razor is a huge step up from those 2 bladers

Post beard.

shhhhh she's probably learning JP or something right now
you can hop on my bed and play a game with me ^^

yeah
sort of
idk

But the price spikes up like by 8 more dollars
Fuck that lol

My face is still super smooth even with a double blade razor

oh
i was just reminded of an image from my last year of high school
near the end of the year too

a kid go a flag pole mounted to his truck

check it out

forgot spoiler daNGIT

You don't even like beards.

I would like that

And you were not gay either.

okay well
IM WAITING

My body's incredibly resilient, as much as I like to play up being delicate.

You aren't getting a 2 bladed razor anywhere near my legs.

You haven't even shown me your smooth girly legs.

When have I ever done anything gay?

Uh-oh..she's back.

You never asked.

You never offered.

You post here, a place filled with dudes

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Why's that?

So you do shave em
Nice.

Sounds like alot of work though
Echo doesn't even touch em irl, what a waste
At least he can look at em

same tb H DE S S UUU

im like an iron

AAAAAAA
SHHHhhhshshh

she wont notice if we stay
quiet.

beer.
My beer images are on my laptop..

thoughts are smelly

so?

He hasn't seen a recent picture yet.

???

what do they smell like?

I was going to post it, but mistakes were made

No, please, be specific.

That's not how it works.

That would make everyone here ga-...oh.

Okay okay, but is there enough space for both of us on your bed?

you know what
YOU KNOW WHAT

YOU LITTLE
stinker
hush

bad

3 people ?
yes.
for sure.
the most i've had on here i think is 6/7 ?

You're a pretty shitty gf lol

Right now.

It's not gay, I'm a girl.

Wait, 3? I meant just you and me.

Like, acridity bad?

ye

Show me your cute, smoothe, girly legs, please.

O-oh, okay...

I think my standards are just higher than yours, tbdesu.

OH
OH
yeah
theres enough.

There, I found the beer

a bit

yeah
sorry
SOMETIMES I GOTTA LAY DOWN THE LAW

okay

What else is a gf good for?

You're scaring me...

How many months of a relationship does it take Rin to get naked?

HUH
ABSOLUTELEY NOTHING

what are you up to?

sorry
i dont mean to

:c

playing some osu!mania

Five years and a ring worth 3 month's salary.

L-lili please stop...
You don't have to yell anymore...

that sounds fun

Is this unironic?

I mean, it's fine if it is; it's up to u

I'm flexible, but that's the general idea, yes.

It's physically impossible for you to do all three for Echo lmao

The only thing you can offer is naked pictures and maybe emotional support
Emotional support from a quote on quote girl sounds kinda risky though so I'd just stick to naked pictures, or pictures of freshly shaved legs in this case lmao

Probably like 24 days

The only thing I ever enjoy doing with my gf was just talking about alternative music lol

im not yelling alexandra stop pls
im not being mean anymore u dont have to be scared ;-;

it is

Literally what do you know anyway?

Lili...
Lili please...
it's okay now, so please...
calm down, please...

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im gonna cry

I found this and I feel autistic now.

Soto. You're like the last person who should give perspective on relationships.

can i get a minecraft redstone cover of endymion

RIP Echo

He will have to subsist on text sex for five years

I guess if he wasn't okay with it he wouldn't be dating you though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's probably around what I would have guessed

It's normal and isn't sadistic to poor Echo

tfw coffee and marijuana injections

Cheating is always fun lol

Quite a bit actually

That's still quite some time for some shitty reward lmao

Great shitpost 💯

Maybe Rin's cock is twice as amazing as ikt's

We'll probably never know

I guess it's easy to keep her happy when you just have to take your girl to Chuck E Cheese.

That's why I like my women like I like my scotch. 12 years old.

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Where's the fuckin lie tho lol

I don't think I wanna know lmao

LMAO

You got me good with that one
Just a couple of tokens and she'll let me smash all night long

What?

I guess you can always get a sitter.
Would you bang them both?

What?

Probably.

He already knows that any pictures or anything he gets out of me is almost entirely on my whims, desu.

No, I meant about forming and maintaining a loving, committed relationship.

In my butt?

sounds like something only a masochist would take up

I agree, bardo.

If you want.

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Mandy, please.

Like I said, quite a bit

The only thing I don't do is commit lmao
I just have a few loving relationships with guys and girls
Some people call it polyamory, some call it fwb, or being a slut

What??

i have cute stickers i never get to use bc i only have one person added on LINE

pls add me someone ;;
kaiyote_

Absoluteley reprehensible

Would you let me?

Shit, are you me

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NO IM ME

add me ;-; pls.

You have line?

Me ? I probably knew and forgot.
Idk it's hard to keep attention.

Your best friend is that unimportant to you?

your always so nice to me even after i do dumb shit

Have you been keeping on top of JP practice?

Hey man, he's the one that never even let me know in the first place.

I just think that if a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.

I have about 25 years of catching up to do.

Oh, good, so he knows you cannot keep secrets.

Wow this thing is LOUD

Echo smokin dat LOUD

Oh, okay, never mind then.

But I know so many secrets I never shared.

Subtle, why don't you ever message *me* on Line?

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NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

subtle didnt even add me...