♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥ Friendship is Magic Edition

Hunter Moore
Hunter Moore

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Friendship is Magic Edition

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

seems like this thread was made a little early, close call there, they almost found out your secret

Jace Green
Jace Green

Awful lotta darn haters out there

Levi Butler
Levi Butler

Babe please, I'd do it in a heartbeat if it could.

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

Impotent, as always our duck.

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

does someone want to have a chat with me before I go sleepies (goodnight Holla Forums in advance)

Carson Turner
Carson Turner

Finally, the comfy thread we always wanted.

Alexander Bennett
Alexander Bennett

green bean appreciation thread

Robert Price
Robert Price

RIP my life five hours to work and I'm not sleepy at all just fucking exhausted

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

heyo what up fellow british

Dominic Taylor
Dominic Taylor

green bean bullying thread*
rip your fucking existence my dude

Lucas Nguyen
Lucas Nguyen

Guero never tells me he appreciates me. ;_;

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

Maybe you should do something to be appreciated for.

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

wow i feel appreciated let me find a picture of myself to post to show my appreciation

also shout out apple bloom

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

Fuck that.

Gavin Lopez
Gavin Lopez

I mean; I appreciate Squash for his reminding me of awesome Old games.

Wyatt Ramirez
Wyatt Ramirez

This feels sarcastic.

Asher Lopez
Asher Lopez

APPLES.

Gavin Walker
Gavin Walker

Maybe it is.
Maybe it isn't.
Who knows.

Aaron Edwards
Aaron Edwards

hello it is nice to see you

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

Come to America and I'll let you be the banana.

Aiden Turner
Aiden Turner

How is it going kamuu?

I am not into vore... Well, not being the "bottom" in the vore.

Landon Lee
Landon Lee

post butt

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

Guero did not respond to my cry for his attention
Why live?

Then I can be the banana.

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

he's probably waiting for me to post again so he can be angry at me, not with me just sort of in my direction

Liam Murphy
Liam Murphy

I'm ok desu, but the zip on my jumper broke and I have no other clothes which I could wear to sleep

Brody Hughes
Brody Hughes

?

Jason Morris
Jason Morris

bad dog is STILL ASSBLASTED about guero

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

this is not appropriate

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

Then don't wear anything

Levi Sanchez
Levi Sanchez

Seriously though.
Do you know how long I had to practice to get a banana that far down my gullet?

Xavier Thompson
Xavier Thompson

but then I'll be cold in my sleep you doofus

Aaron Flores
Aaron Flores

Probably years.

Xavier White
Xavier White

10 min of prep.

Aiden Flores
Aiden Flores

This is starting to sound alot like "your problems".

Ian Hernandez
Ian Hernandez

was just making fun tbh

Michael Cook
Michael Cook

Have you considered the marvelous invention known as a blanket?

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

IM IN A GAME SQUISH OM SORRY

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

stop failing your team to post

Samuel King
Samuel King

Too late, Dad.
Already putting my head in the oven.

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

Squiddy with the worthless response

I shoulda known better.

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

Yes I do believe that if I were to become cold, it would be my problem above all other peoples'
I'm in my mummy's attic and the heating doesn't reach up here and with clothes + 2 blankets + a duvet + a daki I still get cold

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

please bitch i failed my team in champ select when i locked in Yi

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

when you get absolutely plastered and accidentally yell "NIGGER!" right outside your neighborhood
someone threw a rock or some shit at my head and there's a scab there now and I instinctively said "FUCK OFF NIGGER" when I meant to say cunt

thank fuck it was nice and dark out and everyone was probably asleep since it was 11pm

not drinking for a while again.

Kevin Fisher
Kevin Fisher

h-hewwo anons.....

i'm new.....
a little shy......
pls be nice and i'll make sure to glomp you :3

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

Might put your head in the oven instead.

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

If you have all that AND stilla re cold then god help you.

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

n i c e

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

Fuck outta here Blood-chan.

Justin Smith
Justin Smith

not jsut making people suffer with mashing Yi combos

isnt this how the game works? i dont play i just hear people complain

Sebastian Jenkins
Sebastian Jenkins

/BARF

Jayden Scott
Jayden Scott

Get a heater

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

t h a n k

im not bc !!!! 3:<
idk why people keep saying im bwood chan.....
IM NOT BWOOD CHAN

Charles Ortiz
Charles Ortiz

Need to go.
Back later tonight.

Colton Reed
Colton Reed

ian you have zero room to talk to be COMPLETELY honest

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

hahahahaha

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

When are we gonna fukken drown green bean in piss

Jack Jenkins
Jack Jenkins

lili how are u rly skinny but have nice legs?? is this magic

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

I have all of the room you disgusting glomper

Noah Fisher
Noah Fisher

Colbert is legitimately pissed he no longer has monopoly on the feminine triballs pic of the century

Julian Cook
Julian Cook

i dunno
pics make them look better than they are i think
but also genetic niceness probably

okay. wrong

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

Also, hi, I'm home.

Yeah, sure, whatever you say, Ikaros.

Alexander Gray
Alexander Gray

nice legs are exclusively for skinnos though

John Sullivan
John Sullivan

who kind of fucking nigger throws rocks at people anyways?

Xavier Walker
Xavier Walker

also hey i thought you were playing dnd youre not allowed to post in thread

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

ignore this post
welcome home

IKAROS ???
you better think TWICE

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

w R O N G

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

Someone has taken my throne?

No u

Blake Miller
Blake Miller

Yes. Now fight, my pretties... FIGHT

Austin Allen
Austin Allen

Welcome home, canadian weeb poster

Jose Rogers
Jose Rogers

Hi, I got home, desu.

Too late.
Thank.

I've thought three times, Au-USFN::50.

Dylan White
Dylan White

right though

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

im not gay though, i swear
nothing gay about appreciating your male friends body platonically

Robert Flores
Robert Flores

Who is this charlatan? I will fight him/her/it

Ryder Howard
Ryder Howard

I can't believe Lili has a cancerous tri-ball and is trying to win the monopoly on not just tri-ballism but also cancer-dickism.

Gavin Peterson
Gavin Peterson

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

This Tri-ball'ism is tearing us appart

LOVE AND TOLERANCE

here is your challenger

Adam Powell
Adam Powell

okay thats enough THINKing there pal

can i have a sipp pls
im thirsty

ew what
ew
ew what is that
ew

Colton Smith
Colton Smith

It's not gay to platonically suck your bro's dick after a workout because you needed a totally not gay protein injection.

It's not gay, dude, it's just a brojob.

I didn't even look him in the eyes 'cos I'm not gay.

Stop saying I'm gay.

I bet you're the fag, gaybo.

But I need the big thinkk to give a big sipp.

I heard tri-balls have a need to fight to exert masculinity on account of having a third ball in place of their wienies.

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

It is the over abundance of testosterone in the system. Its science.

Joshua Stewart
Joshua Stewart

okay okay
take a big thinkk
its worth the tradeoff.

Isaiah Green
Isaiah Green

more like the over-abundance of fake horse semen dumped into our anus through futa cock RP

Ayden Green
Ayden Green

your*

Luke Campbell
Luke Campbell

Atleast you tried. That is the main thing.

Cooper Nguyen
Cooper Nguyen

imagine being a conjoined twin with scoots

who here WOULDN'T rather fuck a dog

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

til BD is a tri-ball with an anus full of fake horse semen dumped in there by futa cock rp

I took the big thinkk
I don't actually have anything to sipp.

Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

thank god i was never a pony poster

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

AAAAAA HOW COULD YOU

you owe me one big sipp now >.<

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

Svcabby is still a little angry he got knocked the heck out in the previous thread. Shucks.

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

we never got that selfies from you

i bet scoots is actually scared he'd lose to a real dog in a strawpoll

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

I may be able to stand and watch Scabby's trainwreck of a personality play itself out in threads. But I refuse to join in and encourage their decline into further madness.
Scabby, please, get therapy.

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

I didn't realize the sippery was empty and had to take a big thinkk to remember.

Jaxson Morgan
Jaxson Morgan

☭ !DScooTaloo United Kingdom 01/07/18 (Sun) 17:40:42 58d5ea No.1968853

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I may be able to stand and watch Scabby's trainwreck of a personality play itself out in threads. But I refuse to join in and encourage their decline into further madness.

Scabby, please, get therapy.

Michael Cook
Michael Cook

Please, get help. It saddens me to see someone become so riddled with madness.

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

What a quality post.

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

i dont know how he makes it work so well when he does it for 40 posts in a row

Tyler Gutierrez
Tyler Gutierrez

okay well do i atleast get a sipp credit for future use ?

u didnt respond to me earlier !!

Levi Foster
Levi Foster

They call that "talent.

Luis Diaz
Luis Diaz

id call it something

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

Winner
Winner
Arise chikun chikun arise

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

I'm sorry, sir or madam, the sippery doesn't work on credit.

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

what if i just ask you for one in the future
no credit
and u just
slip me a sipp ;_;

Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

im pretty sure you started more threads with that one image than anyone has used as an OP ever

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

Sippery machine broke

Jose Watson
Jose Watson

post the arise chickun image

do it faggot

Julian Rivera
Julian Rivera

No promises.

To mucch sipp.

John James
John James

i guess that was someone else, but you still did it quite a few times too

Camden Jones
Camden Jones

milky was like ALWAYS there

Nathan Torres
Nathan Torres

You are probably thinking of that one mad fucker. We musnt utter their name.

Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

i think this is my favorite sipp image aside from the one with stripe shirt and headkrones

Jaxson Jenkins
Jaxson Jenkins

if you're calling them mad then i am genuinely scared

Elijah Myers
Elijah Myers

lili why arent u online on discord

Jackson Rogers
Jackson Rogers

Their off the rocker antics were legendary.

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

Too busy petting my mane

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

If I had to summarize my general demeanor in one image it'd probably actually be this one.

Nathan Anderson
Nathan Anderson

the thread simulators were actually really great, the only funny ones that ever existed tbh

Elijah Myers
Elijah Myers

Nth for horses

Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

NIGGA SHE AN APPLE

Caleb Morgan
Caleb Morgan

Can you guys like, just you know, show a little tolerance?

James Parker
James Parker

father im playing drums i might be on discord soon

from what i know of you id say its an accirate portrayal

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

I just want Rin to give me a hug

Nathaniel Williams
Nathaniel Williams

We can do this pardner!

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

It's probably why I like it so much, to be honest.

Good luck.

Zachary King
Zachary King

Y'all should consider given our Soto here a hug n' all. He a mighty fine poster ya hear? Sure he been known to act a little haywire, but 'aven't we all?

James Nguyen
James Nguyen

We'll keep it in consideration for future hugging endeavors, and we thank you very much for your feedback.

Jordan Jenkins
Jordan Jenkins

Wish me luck

I sure hope so man

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

Fuck.

Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

Now theres a fine start to diplomatic discussions on th'matter.

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

I just did though...

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

i should get a cardigan
it would tie a lot of boring outfits i have together

Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

Scootaloo?
More like Scootafuckyoo

Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

Now tha' ain't right, pardner. N y'all kno it.

Isaac Perry
Isaac Perry

when father asks why you are not online on discord
and then when you go back to your pc 10 minutes later he is no where to be seen

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

I need to get more cute clothes tbdesu.

Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

PONEFUCKER REEEEEEEEEE

Christian Allen
Christian Allen

when are we going CLOTHES shopping bub

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

wHEN ARE YOU GETTING CUTE TEETH LIKE THAT?

Hudson Hill
Hudson Hill

Straight normal teeth are considered cute by scouses

Cute

Eli Cox
Eli Cox

When are you coming to Canada?

Mason Campbell
Mason Campbell

Also this is my campaign credits theme.

Bentley Gonzalez
Bentley Gonzalez

te

Jordan Nguyen
Jordan Nguyen

SanAiyaka?

Zachary Taylor
Zachary Taylor

fangs you dip

FANGS
I WANT CUTE FANGS

when am i coming to canada
i dunno
eventually i assume

i have a handful of friends who live in canada
some for a long time so its only a matter of time i believe

omw to canada now

this is a good tune

Logan Powell
Logan Powell

You're going to have to fund my shopping spree also because I'm broke.

It is.
I downloaded the OST just to find that track, but now I also kind of want to actually play the game.

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

I assume you should settle for something else, like maybe a nice snack or someone who will consider you cute in the first place.

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

Lili

I can punch you in the mouth and chip your canines to make them fangs.

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

ywn get little horn bone grafts on your skull so your lover can tug you around by the horns and tease you for being a freak of nature.

Ethan Gray
Ethan Gray

tfw already a deformed freak of nature

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

Ioco you and I are the only sane human beings in this thread.

Nathaniel Torres
Nathaniel Torres

tfw loco is a freak of nature

Brody Sullivan
Brody Sullivan

okay well if i'm funding it it may not be A SPREE
just a smol shop
im also currently broke but if i'm able to travel to canada i assume i would not be broke in that situation

smh you shoulda been my friend when i wanted to travel and had a job

OH WELL

yeah this ost is nice and the characters seem cute
do it

when !! asap please.

3: why live t O BE HAYCH

Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

ywn get bitten by lilly fangs

Why live?

Anthony Evans
Anthony Evans

You guys are fucking gay.

Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

Oh, well, drat.

Heck, fine, I'll play it.

Tbh, I'd be the freak who tries to get those grafts.

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

Yan
Complaining about teh gaey

Josiah Allen
Josiah Allen

しれぇ

Andrew Peterson
Andrew Peterson

yeah play it
do it
lemme know how it is

also sign me up for grafts

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

ねえ

Who sang it better?

Asher Harris
Asher Harris

Scoots
is a scouse

Julian Bailey
Julian Bailey

You know that is INCORRECT information that is going to do me an angery.

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

me

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

liliana the JPop star

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

Let's do a cover of ねえ。

I'll be the girl with the ponytail.
Or the girl with the cute pleated shorts.

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

thats me
and my sidekick
alexandra

i'll be bob cut girl

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

Fuck off Dooter why don't ye go steal a hubcap and fap to Shadman hentai you illiterate cuckhold

Angel King
Angel King

I ONLY STEAL DUST CAPS YOU FUCKER :@

Would literally pay multiple Pounds to see that.

James Ortiz
James Ortiz

So you DO fap to Shadman then

Justin Reed
Justin Reed

I'll be the girl

Aaron Foster
Aaron Foster

how many multiple pounds

see scoots will pay us

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

I do not know shadman's work. I cannot fap to something ive no knowledge of.

Multiples of £1

Anthony Myers
Anthony Myers

SO YOU ADMIT TO STEALING HUBCAPS

Landon Hernandez
Landon Hernandez

okay so like 100,000 pounds

Andrew White
Andrew White

Blend S is pretty lulsy

the fuck is a hubcap, if its the same as a dust cap... then potentially... Maybe....

Luke Fisher
Luke Fisher

It wants to be a bloody heckin' good show for THAT premium.

Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

itll be a good show

Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

A dust cap goes on your speakers hubcaps go on tires you loon.

Noah King
Noah King

I suppose I cannot refuse.

Jason Ortiz
Jason Ortiz

Lili will even flash panties for that much desu.

Nicholas Walker
Nicholas Walker

Scoots for the same price I will record asmr audio of me spinning a fidget spinner.

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

Then, the answer is, no.

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

NANI?! All these worthwhile investments!

John Mitchell
John Mitchell

ofcourse

HEY
THESE ARE TERMS
I CANNOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS

William Sanders
William Sanders

I'm watching an anime about babysitting

What am I doing with my life lmao

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

OwO

Colton Garcia
Colton Garcia

But imagine, Lili, all the sipp you could get for flashing panties at a show.

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

my integrity is worth loads more than all the sipps in the world >.<

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

;~;

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

Wow that ending hits hard

Juan Richardson
Juan Richardson

D-daddy?!

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

100,000 pounds is a lot of money, tbh.

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

135,759 USD

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

or 168,307 CD

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

okay maybe like
half a second

maybe. maybe. no promises.

Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood

And just think, it's that much money per person who'd be seeing them, too.

Hudson Roberts
Hudson Roberts

The disgusting face of Capitalism rears its ugly head once more.

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

okay...
i guess.

ONE TIME. one time only.

Brandon Carter
Brandon Carter

paying that much for lili

Colton Moore
Colton Moore

I know, it's disgusting how money can buy someone's morals like this.

If anyone were to advertise otherwise it'd be you desu.

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

advertise otherwise ?
hm ?

i dont feel good about being bought out
but
i wouldnt need a job for a long time..

William Harris
William Harris

-scurries into the thread and looks around for Ika with a hopeful expression on his face-

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

-happily disappoints you, letting you know they are not here and have not been recently-

Henry Bailey
Henry Bailey

:<

Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

Time for before bed Anime.

Good night thread♥

Leo Barnes
Leo Barnes

time for before bed giant youtube video

Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

nini scootsy

Cooper Rivera
Cooper Rivera

Whenever I watch Fallout 4 vids with neat mods it makes me want to reinstall it and play.

Luke Garcia
Luke Garcia

same but then i do it and im massively disappointed in a matter of hours maximum

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

my mom brought home a big baja blast sipp

thank mom

James Bell
James Bell

You, sir, need to start doing survival one-life-to-live runs.

I remember, last time, adding a random start, a mod that improves the enemy-AI, a mod that multiplies survival damage dealt and received to, like, 200x, and one that improves the ballistics in general.

I'm kind of considering doing similar but including the zombie walkers and improved ghouls mods because that just sounds like a massive struggle, but not unfair struggle.

Mason Torres
Mason Torres

im kind of in the middle of fiddling around with new vegas this time actually but ive seen toooons of one life mod ideas, a streamer i like does a lot of them for skyrim, but similar concept

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

-squeaks and sits on the carpet, playing with his glas skitty figurines-

Luke Myers
Luke Myers

One-life-to-live really just takes self control.

Grenades and lasers become incredibly terrifying.

Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

Koukoku is intense

Such a switch up from Gakuen Babysitters

Joseph Ortiz
Joseph Ortiz

-brings other toys for sonata to paw at-

Noah Richardson
Noah Richardson

My grandma handed me a bag with 8 NES controllers she found in her basement.
Fucking rad.

Jason Powell
Jason Powell

o.o -sits beside you-

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

-wonders how is sonata-

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

do i play rabi-ribi on normal or hard

Jacob Gomez
Jacob Gomez

-is okay. Shares toys with you-

Juan Thompson
Juan Thompson

Play it on hard but don't pick up the hammer.

Jackson Sanders
Jackson Sanders

-thank-

i was thinking so
normally i play stuff on hard and this game has two extra unlockable difficulties from what i can see so hard it is

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

good mornyan ?
right ?
you slept ?

Oliver Bennett
Oliver Bennett

Yeah, though I feel a bit weird. I think I have to stop using those sleep meds.

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

yeah try doing without for a bit

anything planned for today ?

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

Well. probably surf youtube for a few hours and then go out in the evening.

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

oooo
souunds like a good plan

hope u enjoy !!

Josiah Brooks
Josiah Brooks

is that a picture of u ?

Zachary Jenkins
Zachary Jenkins

ye

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

u look p cute no lie
super cute

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

Rin do you shave your legs?

Adrian Sullivan
Adrian Sullivan

the only people who dont shave their legs are mongrels tbh

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

Soto go away

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

Mongrels and people dealing with -40 degree weather, to be desu.

But I usually do my best to keep them shaved anyway because fuck the weather tbdesu.

Jack Murphy
Jack Murphy

Goggles do YOU shave your legs?

Sebastian Scott
Sebastian Scott

Whoever shaves their legs have way too much time at hand

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

I sure love my smooth smooth girly legs.

Angel Anderson
Angel Anderson

honestly

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

post girly legs

Asher Robinson
Asher Robinson

I found out recently that my razors went down from, like, 30-40$ to 12$, so that's actually really nice.

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

No way, Soto's still around.

Alexander Miller
Alexander Miller

Don't pick on my basic white girl girlfriend who is totally a basic white girl named Elsa.

She is very cute and charming and I love her very much.

Kevin Hernandez
Kevin Hernandez

Fair point. Keep them safe.

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

I love her beard.

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

Why do you pay so much for razors?
That is alot of money

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

First time going with my buddy again since we quit rolling outside back around thanksgiving
first few rounds he was super dominative ad I had to struggle to notget tapped and couldnt get many dominant positions

Tried a kimura from a bottom position that got alt farther than I expected it and it finally ended with some kind of crazy inverted Twister body and neck crank that I snatched out of nowhere

never had the chance to go in a gi with this dude and It definately helped out
unfortunateley him and my brother are adamant about staying nogi so that's lame

whats up with you guys today

Blake Phillips
Blake Phillips

I've been working for the last 2 weeks straight

Austin Rodriguez
Austin Rodriguez

me too

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

ywn stroke your girlfriend's feminine beard

I refuse to use anything with fewer than 5 blades so I was given a fusion razor way back so it just kind of stuck.

Nicholas Brown
Nicholas Brown

What is your job?

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

Sounds like a pain

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

A means to an end

gets me emone

Landon Long
Landon Long

??
anything more than 3 irritates skin easier in general
and also more likely to create ingrown hairs

in a perfect world
i'd already have my dual edge safety razor that i keep meaning to buy
but
i keep forgetting

Blake Gomez
Blake Gomez

Evening

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

I don't have a beard ;;
I'm pure.

How comfy.

Anthony Martinez
Anthony Martinez

I have a habit of looking like an emo cunt after shaving with 3, or 2, or 4.
Or really anything fewer than 5.

Brandon Johnson
Brandon Johnson

Que onda?

Dylan Ramirez
Dylan Ramirez

I trust you completely.

Wyatt Jones
Wyatt Jones

hewwo

hehe
it a big bed
old pic
but its still in the same spot
u can share it with me if u want >:3

i guess some people have different experiences/skin than me so thats fair

i just want a dual edge ;;
theyre so good
such a good shave

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

I donno what that means

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

How's Lili dong?

Aiden Mitchell
Aiden Mitchell

I just get those huge bags of double blade razors and dispose of them after two or three uses

Ive never bought those 5 or 6 blade razors cause it just seems like an overkill
I only use razors for my facial hair so I don't need nothing too crazy

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

sort of okay

Grayson Rodriguez
Grayson Rodriguez

it means like
what's good

Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher

Hmpf

Share what ? My smooth legs? Idk if my nerdy gf would approve.

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

sort of?

Food is good

Austin Price
Austin Price

fuckin savage
even the 3rd razor is a huge step up from those 2 bladers

Isaiah Hernandez
Isaiah Hernandez

Post beard.

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

shhhhh she's probably learning JP or something right now
you can hop on my bed and play a game with me ^^

yeah
sort of
idk

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

But the price spikes up like by 8 more dollars
Fuck that lol

My face is still super smooth even with a double blade razor

Logan King
Logan King

oh
i was just reminded of an image from my last year of high school
near the end of the year too

a kid go a flag pole mounted to his truck

check it out

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

forgot spoiler daNGIT

Bentley Roberts
Bentley Roberts

You don't even like beards.

I would like that

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

And you were not gay either.

Blake Garcia
Blake Garcia

okay well
IM WAITING

Landon Perez
Landon Perez

My body's incredibly resilient, as much as I like to play up being delicate.

You aren't getting a 2 bladed razor anywhere near my legs.

You haven't even shown me your smooth girly legs.

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

When have I ever done anything gay?

Uh-oh..she's back.

You never asked.

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

You never offered.

Ryan Scott
Ryan Scott

When have I ever done anything gay?
You post here, a place filled with dudes

Gavin Adams
Gavin Adams

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Aiden Gonzalez
Aiden Gonzalez

Why's that?

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

So you do shave em
Nice.

Sounds like alot of work though
Echo doesn't even touch em irl, what a waste
At least he can look at em

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

same tb H DE S S UUU

im like an iron

AAAAAAA
SHHHhhhshshh

she wont notice if we stay
quiet.

Anthony Cruz
Anthony Cruz

beer.
My beer images are on my laptop..

Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

thoughts are smelly

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

so?

Matthew Taylor
Matthew Taylor

He hasn't seen a recent picture yet.

yet his legs get agitated if he uses more than 3 blades
???

Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

what do they smell like?

I was going to post it, but mistakes were made

Tyler Walker
Tyler Walker

No, please, be specific.

That's not how it works.

That would make everyone here ga-...oh.

Okay okay, but is there enough space for both of us on your bed?

Cameron Cooper
Cameron Cooper

you know what
YOU KNOW WHAT

YOU LITTLE
stinker
hush

bad

3 people ?
yes.
for sure.
the most i've had on here i think is 6/7 ?

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

You're a pretty shitty gf lol

Bentley Miller
Bentley Miller

Right now.

Easton Robinson
Easton Robinson

It's not gay, I'm a girl.

Wait, 3? I meant just you and me.

Hudson James
Hudson James

Like, acridity bad?

Ayden Butler
Ayden Butler

ye

Anthony Cruz
Anthony Cruz

Show me your cute, smoothe, girly legs, please.

O-oh, okay...

You're a shitty GF if you're not sending your boyfriend fap material
I think my standards are just higher than yours, tbdesu.

Angel Evans
Angel Evans

OH
OH
yeah
theres enough.

Dylan King
Dylan King

There, I found the beer

Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

a bit

yeah
sorry
SOMETIMES I GOTTA LAY DOWN THE LAW

Thomas Garcia
Thomas Garcia

okay

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

What else is a gf good for?

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

You're scaring me...

<3

The only things women are good for is cooking, cleaning, and putting babies into them, and it's physically impossible to do that last one to me, so.

Like.

Yeah.

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

How many months of a relationship does it take Rin to get naked?

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

HUH
ABSOLUTELEY NOTHING

Joshua Ramirez
Joshua Ramirez

what are you up to?

Gavin White
Gavin White

sorry
i dont mean to

:c

playing some osu!mania

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

Five years and a ring worth 3 month's salary.

L-lili please stop...
You don't have to yell anymore...

Jeremiah Bailey
Jeremiah Bailey

that sounds fun

Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

Is this unironic?

I mean, it's fine if it is; it's up to u

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

I'm flexible, but that's the general idea, yes.

Levi Harris
Levi Harris

It's physically impossible for you to do all three for Echo lmao

The only thing you can offer is naked pictures and maybe emotional support
Emotional support from a quote on quote girl sounds kinda risky though so I'd just stick to naked pictures, or pictures of freshly shaved legs in this case lmao

Probably like 24 days

The only thing I ever enjoy doing with my gf was just talking about alternative music lol

Jayden Carter
Jayden Carter

im not yelling alexandra stop pls
im not being mean anymore u dont have to be scared ;-;

it is

Levi Foster
Levi Foster

Literally what do you know anyway?

Lili...
Lili please...
it's okay now, so please...
calm down, please...

Thomas Diaz
Thomas Diaz

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;----------------------;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Brody Hernandez
Brody Hernandez

im gonna cry

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

I found this and I feel autistic now.

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

Soto. You're like the last person who should give perspective on relationships.

Luis Peterson
Luis Peterson

can i get a minecraft redstone cover of endymion

Cameron Hernandez
Cameron Hernandez

RIP Echo

He will have to subsist on text sex for five years

I guess if he wasn't okay with it he wouldn't be dating you though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's probably around what I would have guessed

It's normal and isn't sadistic to poor Echo

Jeremiah Davis
Jeremiah Davis

tfw coffee and marijuana injections

Nathan Stewart
Nathan Stewart

Cheating is always fun lol

Quite a bit actually

That's still quite some time for some shitty reward lmao

Oliver Richardson
Oliver Richardson

The only thing you can offer is naked pictures and maybe emotional support
Emotional support from a quote on quote girl sounds kinda risky though so I'd just stick to naked pictures, or pictures of freshly shaved legs in this case lmao

Great shitpost 💯

David Murphy
David Murphy

Maybe Rin's cock is twice as amazing as ikt's

We'll probably never know

Noah Hall
Noah Hall

I guess it's easy to keep her happy when you just have to take your girl to Chuck E Cheese.

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

That's why I like my women like I like my scotch. 12 years old.

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

Where's the fuckin lie tho lol

I don't think I wanna know lmao

LMAO

You got me good with that one
Just a couple of tokens and she'll let me smash all night long

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

What?

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

I guess you can always get a sitter.
Would you bang them both?

Liam Rodriguez
Liam Rodriguez

What?

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

Probably.

He already knows that any pictures or anything he gets out of me is almost entirely on my whims, desu.

No, I meant about forming and maintaining a loving, committed relationship.

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

In my butt?

Joseph Phillips
Joseph Phillips

sounds like something only a masochist would take up

Luis Rivera
Luis Rivera

I agree, bardo.

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

If you want.

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

Mandy, please.

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

Like I said, quite a bit

The only thing I don't do is commit lmao
I just have a few loving relationships with guys and girls
Some people call it polyamory, some call it fwb, or being a slut

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

What??

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

i have cute stickers i never get to use bc i only have one person added on LINE

pls add me someone ;;
kaiyote_

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

Absoluteley reprehensible

Anthony Jenkins
Anthony Jenkins

Would you let me?

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

Shit, are you me

Thomas Hernandez
Thomas Hernandez

NO IM ME

add me ;-; pls.

Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard

You have line?

Colton Cook
Colton Cook

HEY
I DO TOO

AD ME

Easton Ortiz
Easton Ortiz

I'm just tellin it how it is

I tried being loyal but that didn't really work out for me
Nowadays girls are all about having open relationships or cheating so I just take advantage of that
Does that make me a bad person?
Perhaps lol

He only uses LINE to text Wish

Shit, are you me?

Ryan Morris
Ryan Morris

How did you not know that?

Gabriel Mitchell
Gabriel Mitchell

uhhh dont you fuckin no link me
?

Evan White
Evan White

Sorry, Sir. Please punish me.

Luke Murphy
Luke Murphy

Wait crud, I'm literally using the same name why did I think I'd be able to pretend to be a qt jp girl on Lili.

Liam Campbell
Liam Campbell

Being in a relationship with one person is enough effort on its own

Being single is best T B H

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

Use lewd pics to train him to be your obedient sub

Mason Walker
Mason Walker

yeah you thought you could trick me

CAN U BELIEVE HOW CUTE THESE STICKERS ARE T HO

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

Me ? I probably knew and forgot.
Idk it's hard to keep attention.

Jonathan Gomez
Jonathan Gomez

Your best friend is that unimportant to you?

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

your always so nice to me even after i do dumb shit

Jayden Baker
Jayden Baker

Have you been keeping on top of JP practice?

Ian King
Ian King

Hey man, he's the one that never even let me know in the first place.

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

I just think that if a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.

I have about 25 years of catching up to do.

Oh, good, so he knows you cannot keep secrets.

Robert Scott
Robert Scott

Wow this thing is LOUD

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

Echo smokin dat LOUD

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

Oh, okay, never mind then.

Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

But I know so many secrets I never shared.

Eli Ross
Eli Ross

Subtle, why don't you ever message *me* on Line?

Thomas Diaz
Thomas Diaz

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

subtle didnt even add me...

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