❤️ Official Scootalooo Thread ❤️

❤️ Official Scootalooo Thread ❤️

GAS FURRIES AND NIGGERS Edition

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pee in my mouth edition

Gay manga

Open wide

Scoots you are user and ben swolo is a shit meme


Yeah I'm a big bully

With a big penis.

hm. i've playing with my coffee maker. i wanna get one that brews cold eventually. blog/

I know im user

And youbare weak meme

Get frigged

lili ur already valid as u are i love u

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Faggots.
Faggot thread

How much are those?


You want tussle?

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EXCUSE ME?
MY MEMES ARE 100% LIT
FUCK YOU COOTERLOO

Riggity rekt

I'm not depressed anymore, I've told you that

just a little social anxiety but I'm fine

I'll wrestle you into submission like an ancient athlete, fucking naked and swabbed with honey grease

i haven't looked.

Yeah well don't visit me.

I like honey.


I should look into a coffee maker. These late nights will suck otherwise.

Might write a gothic short novel of nezi meeting yan against their will

Shadow over Nezismouth

Nezi macht frei.

mcdonalds is pretty good honestly

apples and water are good for overnight!!
just having a proper sleep schedule is enough for the most part

Why is Innsmouth pronounced "muth" anyways?

Legalize medical estrogen

why not?

Closest one is 20 miles away.


I'll do cocaine before I eat that garbo.

Sounds odd if you dont say it like the old english/british english way

innsMOUTH

i miss cheap food george
health food is dumb expensive

but it's healthier :)

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apples are not expensive

Sinni.
Stop trying to kill me with ick.

poor boy

im getting wendys later

eating a roast dinner daddy (my actual biological father) made for me
feeling pretty /comfy/ right now fellas

Imagine, listening to advice from a thot.

why did yo ping me :(

i gotta drive
luv u all
give me many (you)s to read when im done shortly

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Bored.

Get BTFO

oops that was meant for kyle.

i was gonna call you a waterfag

i would but im in a game

i literally cant eat a single thing from wendys
no potatoes
no fried food
its SHIT

Stop drama

I like water

i have a ton of old tinfoil gum wrappers what should i do with them

End of discussion
I win

I hope your drive was a safe one

im so sorry

what are you gay

I hate gays

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the ga>>1968506
yea at least mcdonalds has the grilled chicken i can sort of eat
it just gives me insane stomach pain from the gas

GJ

hm dads gas...

You all should save up and come to the Ren Fest with me.

fuck you im stupioid and soi is careleig

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what is a ren fest

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they're for DORKS
and GEEKS

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Kansas City Renascence Fair.
One of the few things I look forward to in the year.

SORRY FUR WAET

DWEEB

Isnt it renaissance?

You can get tanked there on mead.

Those always look corny as shit
In a good way

ill get drunk and hate on everybody

Better than getting your bloody vomit on everything and passing out in it.

Whats new

I was basically glued to that bed when I woke up.

Poor test

at least you got a blowjob out of it

That fucker didn't even hold my paws.

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Don't fucking judge me.

You arent a dog
Idiot

i can't get hard anymore so i rub the knub until i squirt but the problem is there is pink in it.

Prove it.


Get off the tranny drugs.

You dont have paws

i only inject toxic nigger sperm into my ass

Lloyd that accommodating?

With what?
A dick? Fucking jungle fever.
You make Sinni wear a bone in her hair, don't you?

Is is okay that I have an aids fetish

he tore through me like wet tissue paper

a bone and a horse cock

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Is it okay to want to gas spics

not at all, AIDS is a very debilitating disease and should not be taken lightly

did i show kyle my new hair :)

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Ha!

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forbidden snack

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jesus christ

i bought that one time when i was a kid and was too scared to use it, just threw it out

I had the green one every day.

what even is that sauce

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cala maria!

I get more replies from a non sequitur post about purple ketchup then I get trying to talk to you shit heads normally.
Fuck all of you. I'm killing myself.

Underfailure

Do it

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It's hard to hold a gun with my paws.

Gassy ghost!

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Do a backflip

Legalize thot hunting

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hewwo

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How's you?

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Habbo

by the way chaps I'm no longer busy so I can play scrabble now

in a good mood. suh with u

Wassup y'all~

Lol

Oh. George.
I found out that I won't be making 9 an hour.

From midnight to 6am I make an extra 75 cents for differentials.

In a good mood also!
Water you up to?


Just finished blowing up spaceships!
wbu?

tfw george wont give you the extra smoochies

Get rid of the herpes

you just learned that?

how dare u

Chillin before work after a really lovely afternoon.

Today's a good day^^

Why'd they blow up?

Yeah. The sign says 9 an hour but that;s for day shift.

proud of you

was listening to shitty music. watching shit with gurl

im going to pee in your mouth

Lmao owned

Because I shot them with my missiles!
Then I didn't run fast enough and blew up myself.

What did you do this afternoon?


cute gurl?

well all overnight work gets differentials, cause no one wants to be overnight.


murr


I love you no matter what!
even if you are rude :(

I do.

well same, but most *normal* people

Who is the brit user?

I like this dog

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You goof.

I need a NASA Holo

How?

who are you again? :)

ty for all the (you)s

No.

must track down a comissionable artist

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ur gay

lii, reply to me so i can finish

So who the fuck is the brit?

What an outrageous accusation.

new scoots

whend you say something ?

i might have missed it when i was driving ;;

It isn’t like I already said you fucking morons

Nigger I don't read.

Clearly. Given your track record I shouldn’t be surprised.

i dont like new scoots as much old scoot was better

Sorry, the old scoot can’t come to the threads... why? Oh, because he’s dead.

I don't like new moogs as much old moogs was better

I prefer my moogs with a lie vagina

I prefer my moogs necked

All furries necked

I wanted everyone necked
especially me

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Oh whoops no you get this one

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Oh now I know what avatar to try and get you

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why not everyone naked

Count on the bills being trash

It's a soopreez

The amount of niggers, fat, and ugly people in the world > The amount of beautiful people like me

I want to enter that deer.

youtu.be/a65w80ukCSc

You're a bully and a fake Revy get out of here
Holla Forums does not welcome your kin-owait nvm

Yan.
Crushers of trannies.

god i'm so tired

i've been awake since 6am and i slept enough but my body is angery

FAKE
AS
FUCK

i always thought you were more of a bottom

being tired without a good reason makes me upset

I'm versatile.
Most guys I fuck don't bottom though.

isnt it a gazelle too? not to be picky but we are autistic furries

what does this even mean, like you haven't gotten the chance to dom much yet? i guess that would be a good reason to want it

How am I bulli

fucking scum

Yeah.
Not many people I know actually like it in the ass.

LITERALLY

Gas furries.

help me im dying

Scoots. You're named after a small horse on a cartoon.
Sit your ass down.

Surprised you could spell that

not really that surprising to be honest

at least the number of people okay with that sort of stuff is still going up

id help but im stuck at cracker barrel

TBH that was roughing the passer a little much.
I'll retract that.
But.
Also.
Shut up squash.
You bum dogs.

Shut up Scoots.
You bum coke and booze off other people's e-gf's when you're invited and offered it.

Dogs bum me, you knuckle dragging goon.

I'll have you know I buy my own booze and coke, thank you very much.

No you fucking don't I paid for your booze you little jew

YOU EVEN THANKED ME PERSONALLY

somehow doesnt surprise me that scoots is a cheap mooch

Well guess what Yan, FUCK YOU.

dont bully my scootsy >.>

I can't believe Yan begrudges me a bottle of Bucksfast, fuckin asshat

somehow surprises me even less that they handle it very poorly when called out on it

Bad dog still smarting from getting FAT LOADS OF CUM on his lips

scoots is the sort of person you collect penis scabs in a cup for, so you can dump a cup full of penis scabs on them

What the fuck is a penis scab? Must be a STD bad dog caught off of fucking other people's dogs.

Furries man, gross.

What are you involved in that gives people penis scabs

Bad dog is the type of person to jack off on someone waiting for a bus. Disgusting animal.

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poor scoots trying to burn me and squash with the same bad joke

you collect the penis scabs from other people obviously

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PRICELESS

Sorry. Not really here.
How am I involved?

you couldn't meme your way out of a wet paper bag, the only reason you have any illusion of victory in any situation is because no one is as insufferable as you and they all find something better to do well before you have the desire to stop

What a fucking degenerate.

He is drowning in his own ineptitude and is hoping you'll fight his battles for him.

What kind of homeless Meth addicts with heroin veins are you collecting penis scabs from

Probably himself, given their general degeneracy and hopelessness as a "human"

sounds like your everyday posting experience with green bean

Ha. I start enough fights of my own that I don't give a shit about.
Let alone other peoples.

Sorry, thats it Bad Dog,
I win
TKO

friends of scoot

Scoots is just trying to stoke his own bottomed out ego

Right? This fuckers meme game is weak. Atleast you and Yan have Moxy

Man,
another internet duel won,
I am unstoppable.

You're both fucking morons.

Moxy is an old whore from a mediocre game franchise

Bad dog put back into the kennel, him and his scabby penis

and you're a fucking moron that has intercourse with animals

Sssssh, just inhale the chlorine.

the scabs are only to slather your european face with, thats what you guys eat for breakfast with beans right

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

its chloroform

I will name you Scabby. And he will be the scabbiest dick to ever walk the threads

Doesn't matter. Still had sex.


I'm immune.

Lrn2Mem scabby

that would still be Dallas actually

you respond a lot better than Devnull did lmao

Sssssh, scabby, its okay, rest your bleeding asshole.

How so?

could we all please stop talking about scabby penises, and scabs in general

Really?
Nobody has yet noticed this before in any of these threads.

Tell Scabby to calm his tits.

wow lucky

get some pancakes and SAAAAAAAAAAUSAGE

he's just an autistic spaz as far as i remember, im almost all regards


moist

for real though, if we keep going scoots might start copying/pasting random parts of the thread in mass spam attacks like they usually resort to

in almost*

Dev is a good guy.
One of the few fur posters I still like to talk to when he's around.

There there, little duck.

Man. Must have been a horrible experience, going one on one with the champ and getting creamed this hard.

Oh man one time when I was like 12 I fell off a scooter while going downhill and fucked up my leg and I had a huge scab on my entire calf some of my thigh for months
I tried really hard not to pick at it too much and it didn't leave a visible scar but I remember trying to get the biggest piece of scab off that I could

Imagine that, put a penis version. That is the burden that Scabby has to deal with. Disgusting.

Does he have to pick gravel out of his penis and rinse it with peroxide?

Potentially, given theyve been receiving fat loads from naimals he fucks... probably

animals**

That's so fucking cool, Revy.

Why and how does sex with animals lead to gravel dick

i fell on a treadmill once really bad as a kid, so i know your pain :(

now imagine that huge scab but instead its on scoots social life instead of your leg

lets not start a dirty rumor here among actual people who have had sex with animals, like anyone who has had sex with scoots

Not going to lie, I am not certain, I do not fuck animals so it is a bit of a mystery. But I would hypothesize that it would have to do with the struggle?

Furries are disgusting.

Bad dog is fucking sunk. Good try kiddo

ever play battle ship?


do you guys think scoots would be good at battleship

Yeah I don't think I've ever done anything actually cool or badass I just get badly injured in idiotic ways
I'm just an all around disappointment I guess

Boy, with a reach like that, you ought to play basketball.

I miss when I was the object of Scoots furry ire.

not as disappointing as scoots trying to show off 8 month old play of the game videos they uploaded to youtube

battleship-game.org/en/

hey look we can actually play battleship

New fact having sex with animals gives your dick road rash

BUT, ngl, I am the bomb at battleship.


see

prove it bitch

battleship-game.org/en/id54779738

Squash, you are just an attention hog. Jeez.

Got I love attention.

got danngit bobby y u go havin to do dat old dart dang it

DAMN DIRTY THREADS!!!!!

No wonder we need D.A.R.E!!!!

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That lion was pretty fuckable.

scoots you arent accepting my battleship invite you coward

I would rather avoid having my computer comedown with a case of eScabby penis.

sounds like something a loser coward would say

Thinking I would lower my Pro Battleship Godliness to your scabby level. Fucking IDIOT

you can have this one back Squash, I think it's a defective

Hard pass.

I'd rather have a castrated pug.

Nice

would you rather have a non-castrated pug than a castrated one?

Not surprising, given your penchant for fucking dogs.

to be honest it's probably still hotter than sharing a bed with you

The joke is because a dog that has no interest in fucking is better than Scoots.

The joke is ur life

(you)

find a picture of a husky you think is handsome, and we can get scoots to post a recent selfie, i'll make a strawpoll and we can see who's more fuckable

WOAH THIS IS A BAMBOOZLE OF A SURPREEEEZ

Why have we not banned scoots yet, again?

i was fair, i said i'd make an inpartial strawpoll with your selfie in it too

Probably because SOME people NEVER SHUT THE HELL UP

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post selfie

bc scootsy is the only real poster here

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