op is homo
w h a t
you can but if both are connected to the internet at the same time and you both use it
there is also the family sharing thing thats like
$15/month for premium and can be shared between 4(5?) accounts
also tfw apparently using japanese vpn translates to "using tor"
You lied to me, service someone else paid for which I'm using. Disgusting. Also fucking chrome not magically copying my name field over.
Guess I'll just go to Japan, because I know that one shows japan, even when I didn't want it to.
Well fuck me I guess, everything's changed now, thanks Holla Forums. Google knows this is nip, and this used to show me off as a nip when I was playing DDO earlier this year.
They're right tho
I can see, bard.
I'd date all of them
Who the fuck wouldn't, honestly?
gimme a tier list
so, no need to be upset about it
They could at least give me the dick, but nope. All they do is call me names
K N I F E
Good taste, kohai.
I dunno, have you been ASKING for the dick?
I'd think that'd be a pretty important part.
green bean is going to become number E
ill be waiting on my floor for you to stab me
i want to be sTABBED
Why else would you post lightly-dressed anime girls?
by trap dicks?
would you like to be pet
milk ? or water.
Shit you right.
Beg harder then, I guess.
when u can fc stuff
but u have garbage acc
Wait why are you posting them at me?
Cause you're a fag
I'd think the more direct cause is you wanting to be dicked, but sure.
So don't go blaming me
I'll give Hugh the dicked
Y-you're still doing it though.
How nice of you
That's a new one. I'm adding that to the list.
So goddamn it stop being so thirsty, thot.
My largess is boundless.
It's a pretty obvious one. But leave it to ya boy to innnovate
Yet you're the first to make it, so call me impressed.
My name is Lloyd :3
Does it ever annoy you that Lloyd has two Ls in it?
Nah, I think it's fancy
I'm killing it with coffee now
Kill this dick, faggot
hawt? Do you like generous men or something?
I'm not a sugar daddy, though.
Yeah, and that's alright, don't care much about money
Good boy :3
He is a horrible size queen though, so hope you're packin'.
I'll stuff my pants with marshmallows
i have a concealed carry permit, so I'm sure he'll be happy
Hey, that's a good idea. A snack for later too.
That's not true though
Maybe just for him :thinking:
How do you feel about Marshmallows
I remember when Hu broke up with me because my dick was under 10 inches.
The saddest of days.
I don't mind them, but it's been forever now since I last had any
risky click of the day
Nice, whatchu carry fam?
Oh, but it is. See:
I never saw your dick
my big....thick.....emotional baggage
How many marshmallows could you fit in your mouth all at once?
Not a fan of that song at all tbh
Get that registered, that's a destructive device.
No idea, lol.
Depends on their size
You never asked
nor did you
Also I was like 16 that shit would have been illegal.
None of this changes the fact that you dropped my the second I told you my dick was under 18 inches
more like 18 centimeters
regular sized ones yo!
15 is legal in Denmark :^)
But I just told you I don't care that it's under 20 inches
tfw will never be able to comfortably wear this bathing suit
it would be the only lewd thing id wanna do
No idea, haven't had any in like 10 years.
Maybe 5 or 6?
Not for pictures it ain't.
I mean what you're saying now is irrelevant, the point is that back then I was like "I'm not 30 inches long I'm sorry" and you just cut it off.
That's like 7 inches so...
That's still like two inches above average
so it's too small
BASICALLY if BadDragon makes a toy bigger than you, Hu wants nothing to do with you.
Just how it is.
Cut your dick off? Brutal
Do you think it's possible for one to fit a dick in as well as marshmallows?
And that's why I'm still a virgin
Jesus why would you do this
Why bother with the marshmallows?
It sounds kinky in a comedic way
Yeah, and even then you better have a good extra foot or so.
I know right?
They like offend him on an existential level.
I mean that thing is basically an arm, look at it. So I guess fisting fetishes.
I prefer meat over candy~
It doesn't sound as sexy when someone asks how many hotdogs can you fit in your mouth.
Excessive gayness. I don't know of one straight person(that isn't simultaneously a camwhore) that's even mildly interested in shit like that.
Hold on you're telling me you don't know one straight guy that is addicted to taking it up the ass?
Stop the presses.
Hey, there are analsluts...but none that'd be particularly interested in having to get surgery afterwards.
Well I meant that the name is kinda awful
If you're gonna make an impressive cartoon dildo you could at least be fucked to give it a cool name
What's your discord Hugh
Or are you too cool for those
That's an awesome flag shit
Because they're only vaguely attracted to it.
In any case what about girls though.
But the country's shit and the only reason we haven't been invaded and conquered is because we border the EU and nobody wants to engage in years of mountain warfare for some lime and the world's highest quality tomatoes.
AHA, nice one! If you want my comeback though you'll have to dredge it out of your mother's anus.
How can a country be shit if there's high quality tomatoes?????
That's objectively wrong
Tomato town kinda sucks to land in tho
Being honest, complete and total incompetence. That's the only explanation I can think of.
someone toss me a tomato
Wanna become a politician and fix it?
I'm neither involved in organised crime, terrorism nor related to half parliament so I wouldn't have the chance.
My plan is to get my degree and move to the US - I have family there - try to get naturalized through the army or marines or some shit and retire as a cop in Vermont or some shit.
Either that or move to Japan and become a full time weebtuber.
become a full time weebtuber
This sounds like asking for failure.
F L O W
i alredy gaev u gren been
the air force would be the easiest
If you become a youtuber though you'd want a fallback career
Eh, if I can pay the rent, bus/trainfare and the occasional nice meal on the town I'll be content.
sushi boys to the grave
and they were yum
now i need tomat
I've heard they're stuffy about foreigners...and also I'm not necessarily interested in loading bombs on someone else's airplane but I'll consider it.
Will this do? We pulled tomatoes like this out of the back garden with my dad. That shit's pure health.
wtf country is that
Getting enough for that would be like, a fraction of a percent of people trying to do youtube.
Maybe if you already had an established channel? But I dunno. Plus it involves living in japan as a westerner which pretty much everyone says is a bad idea.
Jesus man that's one hell of a tomate
and also I'm not necessarily interested in loading bombs on someone else's airplane but I'll consider it.
Marine Corps would have you doing that also depending on where they put you, so I mean...
If only you could hover over the flag and it showed you.
I think every year Japan dislikes foreigners just a teeny bit less.
Maybe by 2020 it'll be a good time for you
It's almost like you could mouse over the flag and read the country name :^)
haha losers fell for my bait
I genuinely don't give a shit about...well...being given shit. I've seen worse than stern looks.
Also, ye, that's actually pretty average here. Not necessarily that large(that's 1kg), but we get pretty big tomatoes - they're also meaty as fuck and cheap as shit so there's that.
God I wish I was half as good at pretending to be retarded as moogs.
agdq is a coddled stinky mess now that doesnt even give its money to charity
but this clip
is one of my favorites
I wish I could find a normal bf but I hang out on websites like this one
I know. Still, assuming I survive the Marines I can then tell all the ladies I used to be a Marine Hole Digger.
Yeah but then you're moving to a country that hates you for a job that's pretty unlikely to come through. Sounds like a flawed idea is all.
Do they taste good is the problem though. Big and flavourless is pretty pointless.
The puppet master strikes again
Have you tried socializing normally?
doesnt even give its money to charity
Eh, the left's fixing that. They're inventing new names to call the West! Apparently "faggot cuck communist" is now a thing over there.
Like I said, I genuinely don't give a shit about mild-to-moderate discrimination. I used to get the tar kicked out of me all the way to high-school. I am hard...and my dick is bigger.
hi im normal
ba dum tss
I was kinda joking about the Weebtuber thing since it's only the first most desired job for people who want to live in Japan.
I'll work whatever doesn't completely rend my soul and pays well enough to support a reasonable life.
"Do they taste good is the problem though"
Well we do also call them "heaven fruit"...so yes, they taste extremely good.
They call the west faggot cuck communists?
Most charities funnel funds either to terrorist organizations, child trafficking rings or the Democrats.
we had this discussion like
2 weeks ago i think
so i dont wanna get into the meat of it
they do give some money
but not really
this video runs it down p easily
if you wanna check the documents its in the description box
Yeh, Japs are more red-pilled than you'd think.
I'd really prefer it if you could be quiet
Yeah. At work, at the bar, wherever.
But are you cute?
no im gonna be loud eat it
NASA's where it's at, baybeeee
I also heard ESA's alright these days but idk I haven't actually caught it while it's on yet.
GDQ occasionally has some good shit but it's rarer and rarer these days. I don't think I've bothered to watch one since I think SGDQ 2016? The one that got Bonesaw banned.
It takes huge wages for most of it's people, gets paid BACK by the PCF for most of their shit, and the PCF puts very little of it's money into actually useful shit.
No, I am not.
Meh, I've seen worse.
I have watched this video.
How is an organization supposed to give 100% of its money to charity? It's not realistic. To say they "DON'T" give their money to charity is silly. People gotta get paid.
You can't find a normal bf there?
gdq a poopy
boring stale poopy
runners are boring
~40% profit of 6 mil tho
You look so sad :(
I don't want a drunk for a bf tho lol. You just asked about socializing.
People gotta get paid.
For a community charity irregular event? It's not a regular job, so it shouldn't demand a regular wage. Most people would expect this to be run by volunteers, not have most of it's funds drained into the owner's pockets.
Hey, look at it this way, I know plenty of cute girls, flirt with some on and off for shit's and giggles...I'm in my 20's, single and still a virgin.
n a s a
that pic is from a couple years ago when I was pretty depressed, ye
You said you wanted a normal bf though.
Yeah but you're not complaining about >tfw no gf, are you?
Hu is mad at me.
im goin to space ma
No, no I'm not.
Please be of tellings me that that is not an Albanian flag.
Hey not saying it's wholesome, but it's not a total shitpile.
That being said I don't watch the event, I just look up the VODs that I'm interested in or hear are fun to watch.
We should update our sharable pics^^ Mine are on the older side too :/
It's sad that drunk and normal are interchangeable here. I just want a dicking and some cuddles I guess.
FUCKING DEGENERATE. YOUR ENTIRE NATION IS A MISTAKE. MAY SERBIA BURN DOWN YOUR CAPITAL AND GOD PISS ON YOUR ASHES PERSONALLY.
tfw no space
I happen to be a person of interest guy.
In most places, really.
person of interest
you like, never post
if only I knew how bad things really were
Maybe you drink too much and hang around the wrong crowd?
Love that song but this is a bit too slow for me tbh
i mean I don't really look much different now
i don't age much
Do you have sad eyes still tho?
MAY. GOD. PISS. ON. YOU. HIMSELF.
I just realized I don't have bags under my eyes anymore
Holy fuck thank god
right now i'm gettin sleepy
it chopt n screwd time o'clock
Time for bread.
concealer works too if you're not a beauty sleep kinda gal
EAT FIRE AND DEATH!
Welcome to bread.
How bad are things, really?
Only Kodak song I like is Caillou.
Want a baguette?
I have no idea how to apply that I'd have to learn
I am not sad much anymore. but I do have a bad day once in a while.
once I get on the injections I'll be a happy boi
apply a couple of dots where needed and blend.
set that shit and don't rub your eyes.
injections of what?
Why would you think I would want fire and death.
No I want you to get fire and death. Your people are responsible for 1/3rd of the region's problems and at least 70% of all the crime.
couldnt stand kodak for a long time
then i got into him
GOTTA REPRESENT FLORIDA !!
The only thing worse than an Albo is a gypsy man.
When you square it down politics does play a major role in how you went into mountainous warfare under a CIA puppet Serbian leader who utilized the minds of the elderly to propagate his agenda.
weed lol 420 blaze it xD
what show is that, the pink haired? cute character
Which one are you referring to exactly? Kosovo, where the US had to intervene and bomb Belgrade to save your Afghani paradise or 2001 where the US had to intervene and threaten to bomb Skopje to save your terrorists from being shelled into fine paste?
Either way, it seems like you love to firebomb police-stations and hide behind the Americans when the Hinds come over the mountain.
Invest in some acne cream. You do not want all that redness dude. Looks like you've got a disease.
I hate this new sleep cycle.
Anyway how is everyone?
Isn't that the stuff for fleas and ticks tho?
pink haired ?
Pretty well...except for the Albo bringing me down.
Oh and wash your hair regularly, acne around the hairline is indicative of greasiness and poor hair hygiene.
oh shit that shouldn't be funny but goddamn
looks like you got a disease
It's a place in Europe, don't worry about it, it's probably not going to exist in 50 years.
Where do you new people keep coming from?
Well you know how when a mommy and a daddy love each-other very much?
I'm being genuine, dude, get some ProActive or whatever you've got a problem.
only macedonia squash knows is this one
where were u when macedonia killed nezi
wow i think im afurry now
Ah furries....the gypsies of degeneracy.
you're not actually being serious are you
I still feel like i'm being baited here
Didn't the guy who posted as that tiger dude named Bunny or something?
to be honest
theres a lot of tracks i dont like much regular
L O V eE EE chopt n screwd
I genuinely am, dude. Look at yourself in the mirror, you've got red allover your hairline...bumpy red with pustules. That's called acne...they make cream for it.
the gypsies of degeneracy
You were always a furry though
HOMIE YOU GOTTA STOP
while not entirely wrong
i dont CONSIDER MYSELF A FURRY
JUST SOMETIMES FUR STUFF IS COOL OKAY
i'm not a furry but some of the furry comics are cute and hot af
oh wow you're being serious
it's a genetic disease
meds are somewhere between $40,000 USD and $50,000 USD a year without insurance
currently going through a long process of 'red tape' to get approved for the meds through insurance
nothing tops this one
40K Jesus what the fuck?!
What disease is that though, then? I mean if it's not just acne?
YEAH OKAY I LOOKED IT UP
IT WAS CUTE FOR LIKE A LITTLE
AND IT IS NOT CUTE AND SFW ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
macedONIA DOES NOT BELIEVE ITS NOT ACNE
Doesn't matter, you get the gas.
Barry is not from Macedonia.
Furries are disgusting and you should feel disgusting.
You're not fooling anyone.
If it looks like acne I'm going to say it's acne sans further information.
I would have sexual relations with Scoot.
Why not bathe in acid if your acne is so bad, desu.
i've missed ya scootsy
i'd have sexual relations with a human being tbh
Animals are better.
That'll only make the situation worse. First it's going to fuck you up and then your exposed fat glands are just going to get infected and develop even worse acne.
I'd have sexual relations with my dick, honestly.
id have hand holding relations with myself and maybe one cute person ever
someone hogtie me already
Don't be furry. Or else you are lost...
Fat glands? Why worry about those if you are just skellingtonne.
If you start taking estrogen you won't have acne ever again btw
this is u
do not google this but it's psoriatic arthritis
hand holding? wow you're a degenerate
1 MILLION YEARS GULAG
Because most acid won't do that to you..plus you're most likely to jump out as quick as you get in which - assuming you have the basic intelligence to get in the shower immediately afterwards - is only going to fuck up your skin...and eyes.
or at least don't look at google images
Ah, well then, not to be mean but that might go a long way towards explaining why you can't get laid.
I mean, and again not to be mean, but very few people would want to fuck someone with rash-causing arthritis.
okay sorry scootsy ;;
the more i think about estrogen the more im like
ay planned parenthood can u hook me up im over here
NOT A DEGEN.
"Degen" means something very different in Macedonian btw...it means idiot/fool.
Don't do estrogen.
You promised that lion in Dare you wouldn't do drugs, Green Bean,
Macedonia is a fucking savage
Planned Parenthood sucks donger tho. Like they won't disclose your levels or even know what to do with said levels.
I guess it's an okay intermediary from diy to legit tho. Not worth the 600 per visit from my experience.
yeah not shit
hence the depression and suicidal thoughts from realizing that I'm fucked
Dare just taught me what all the drugs I wanted looked like tbh
Nyet, not unless you want emotional instability, other pheromonal problems, a pair of ugly looking tits and also to look like a girl...a not pretty girl.
Furry is worst brain disease, don't catch it, ever.
hand-holding is the most extreme fetish out there
im gonna be sick
i cant believe u
maybe jokes like these are keeping you a virgin and not the psoriasis.
Neither of those are valid responses. Get your shit straight, get a hobby, pay a hooker. Depression and suicide are a one way street to nothingness.
Source: I used to be depressive and suicidal and then I grew some nuts.
I mean, not everyone wants to be a slut.
I sure do.
oi fuck off mate i'm trying to have some fun ya wee lad
I used to be depressive and suicidal and then I got my nuts removed
And I'm really good at it too.
Let me correct the communist. *Attractive people don't want to be sluts*.
Now you're just flippantly idiotic.
Are you implying being a Communist is bad?
too many macadamia cookies are fucking with their brain!
Ah...well then, you wait until you realize you can't get them back and no man within a 3,000 mile radius will fuck you.
Trannies make up a good portion of the suicide statistic. God is good.
Incorrect, but keep trying lol
the first part at least. the suicide bit is whatever
We bleed red in this board.
i'm not depressed anymore
i'm fine like 95% of the time, just lingering thoughts once in a while
lonely but okay
i've had sex before it's not like I can't live without it, don't really care that much
would rather just have friends right now, there will be time for that down the road when I get better physically
nigga fuck off with that pathetic shit
They are statistically more likely to commit suicide.
I DIDNT PROMISE ANYTHING
IM AN ESTROGEN DRUG LORD
LEADING MY FORCE FEM SQUADRON TO ADMINISTER ESTROGEN FOR HUNGERING GIRLS
im 90000% it wont be that much
why on earth would it be that much
i have never heard anyone paying that much holy cow
OKAY I WILL OBEY SCOOTSY
NO ITS NOT
DONT TRICK ME INTO THINKING IT IS
That's just what color blood is tho
this post acts as a PSA
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:
LEFTIST MEDIA IS FORCING IMAGES FEATURING WOMEN WHO USERS AND ARTIST CLAIM TO BE """MALE""" IN ORDER TO CONFUSE THE MASCULINE YOUTH
PLEASE REPORT AND CONTINUE MOVING ON FROM ANY IMAGES FEATURING THE WORDS
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED SOLDIERS.
THE TOXIC LEFT CAN AND WILL STRIKE YOUR CHILDREN AT ANY MOMENT AND TURN THEM INTO
FLAT CHESTED LOVING
CAT EAR WEARING
LONG SOCKS COLLECTING
G A Y M E N (who think theyre women)
THIS PSA HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY
THE GREAT AMERICA: FOR THE YOUTH.
I didn't have insurance at the time and blood tests are expensive. I could show you some bills if you'd like.
I figured from the furfagotry but that doesn't concern me.
If you come to north MO I'll legit fix your virgin problem, Nezi.
i have insuranceeeee
so young, so naive~
Someday my comrades will rise against the trite.
Whoa this is going down the toilet, actually
Dat image. Gave me a good chuckle. You might be a commie, but you'll be one of the last to get shot just for that.
Your insurance most likely doesn't cover trans stuff, but good luck^^
Happy to hear then.
I'm not a virgin, though.
No sex then.
dang this was the perfect reaction image for when lili discovered the comic was lewd
better dead than red
dont lot me in with you
NOT A COMMIE
Sounds like a good way to get AIDS.
BTW Since you guys are from the US, what are your thoughts on California's decreminalization of AIDS transmission?
Do you think it's finally time to bathe Los-Angeles in radioactive afterglow or give them one last chance?
Doesn't matter, God will sort you out.
Lmao why is this Macedonian so similar to Peru user?
Take arms, brother.
I don't really care either way.
We got a shit show in here this morning.
California's decreminalization of AIDS transmission?
I remember that breaking a couple months ago.
I don't think it was that simple, however.
You misspelled "tribe".
Also, I'm not saying being anti-gun puts you at a disadvantage...but most of your enemies have machine-guns.
They almost have a cure for it anyway.
Nah peru wasn't laying sick burns left and right
They just kinda went 'no lewd omg thx'
The more you call it out the more they will do it.
They made purposefully transmitting AIDS a wachumafuckits, a misdemeanor. I'm just saying they'd have been nuked in any sane country by now.
I don't play these silly tranny games.
Elma already throws enough of a bitch fit when someone calls them dude.
I don't get the vibe that macedonian user is a giant fucking slut though.
What happened to peruanon anyway?
what are you, some kinda normie?
miss me with that gay shit
So, dude, you didn't say what you thought about California's transgression against the almighty.
im mostly joking
im ACTUALLY a male with zero anything so it would make no sense to take offense at being called a guy
course it would be NICE to be called a girl
I happen to be a pathetic virgin so I couldn't be a slut even if I wanted to.
slut is a mentality, doesn't matter if you're a virgin :~)
You're about to catch these hands.
Give me a pic of your ass in frill panties and I'll call you my princess if you want.
I couldn't sleep yet so I'm super high
Trying to temporarily OC on weed
Anyway don't take dumb posts here seriously
She had these conservative /pol/ kind of opinions
It's working btw
That doesn't stop most of the slutty gays on the internet
What is wrong with being depressed and suicidal! Its romantic! Baka.
That really is the best choice really.
I strongly disagree. It's a vice...a mortal vice for which there is scant forgiveness.
Scoot. Let's suicide pact.
From my understanding, they did that because it's hard to prove that someone KNOWINGLY gave someone HIV, because a lot of people do live without knowing for a long time. So it's moreso to protect people that unknowingly contract the virus rather than to validate those that go around and spread the virus maliciously.
From what I remember of the case, anyway.
It's edgy, gay, and makes you unbearable 90% of the time. I mean if you go through with it that's the world made slightly better but you're most likely not gonna so why even bother?
I had to get high. I cleaned out my bong all nice but forgot to use it for the last hour lol
I try not to, I really do. Glad you stopped by <3
losing both Scoots AND Squash in one fell blow
If we could only be so lucky.
hell yeah, spanking is one of my fetishes
now we're talking
did you finish DDLC?
They did that because they're a bunch of flaming faggots. If that was the reason there'd be no reason to change the law whatsoever given that US law works on the presumption of innocence.
posted the new twice
Well shit now I just feel like staying here