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You'll have to have someone dress as a maid for you and hold your hands!

can i do the dressing ?

or both. do the dressing. ?

I went on /gif/ to fap but ended up laughing instead

sasuga 4chan

I'm just salty that he didn't pose with it.
I was expecting some sick JOJO level posing while they pretend that the dead body is their stand.
It'll even work out cause he was off the ground.

You should make one and post in it yourself

You as a maid?
The dynamic has changed!
Of course, there can always be two!

Go get 'em Lloyd.

Every fucking time man

two maids handholding. is there anything better ?

(((maybe)))

Two maids kissing?

You deserve to die too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That wouldn't have worked at all
Stands usually pose as well, this is a limp hanging corpse
Especially since the body was censored, it wouldn't have worked, either.
You'd think the devout Christian would be upset about this whole thing too.

temporarily unboycotting the thread to say thats a good idea then immediately reboycotting it

no

Why are people even talking about them anymore? Do those two matter now? The whole body thing was a huge letdown on either side.

-drops down a skwirl to join the tea party-

very!

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y-yeah.

yes.
kissing,

Goodnight Cato!

Too far?
Oh well, good night~!

Honestly trhat's a ll they've ever been
Phillip defranco's been putting them on blast for the past few months for other dumbshit that seems to be different every time

no. not too far. just perfect actually

nini stinker
rest well !!

awww, sleep well!

but it makes them famoos!
They are corrupting our chillen!

Nothing a little extra string and some creativity wouldn't fix.
Hell they could've just held the "Hanging Man" tarot card and held a frame up so it looked like the dead guy was in a mirror.

He was a retard, and he shouldn't have shown anything at all. It's not like it was a livestream. But if a retard is gonna fuck up and you at least hope that it's a spectacular fuck up that will light up hell itself. He didn't accomplish anything and ended up just looking like a douche bag.

See above
It could've been meme worthy for years to come.

Any attention is good attention

I DIN DO NUFFIN

moneymoneymoney

He made money. That's all that matters. It's a shame that Youtube is just letting him go for it.

You was born. That's all you needed to do.

Smiles is pretty creative when it comes to finding dead bodies hanging around

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A lack of common sense and an incapable algorithm is all it takes for a shitstorm on an international level.
There a lesson to be learned here though; post dead bodies with your face blurred on liveleaks not youtube.

The more I think about it the more I want to commission an artist to make a Logan Paul/Dead Japanese Man JoJo pose.

are you a gemstone irl?

No, post dead bodies onto youtube, make it onto international news, and get more views on your channel for more money.

Liveleak is for people who don't like money

Maybe.
Don't tell Cato.

I mean, there wasn't really a lesson at all. I think everyone already had enough sense to not post dead bodies on youtube, but this guy did it and Nothing happened so it looks like you might as well post dead bodies on Youtube rip

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you ever hear of a uhhh
Rock tumbler?

evening luka
I hope you're having a nice new year

*hugs*

me too buddy

You wanna tumble, Bard?

do good things~
a new year
youtube.com/watch?v=NBNpS8QqD_I

Luka!

hi
cato?

Cato!

what's up?

just staying cool and not doing much except posting here and siting and listening to youtubes
and feeling drowsy

h-heh....
uh I forgot i left the refrigerator running
i gotta go do something over there now

I'm sure this is going to affect his bottom line eventually.

You think youtube isn't going to do anything?

I don't have faith in them doing anything.

sleep soon!

This is about the third scandal for that channel in half a year. Their bottom like is children, so they are pretty hard to lose.

Good luck.

new computer arrives tommorow

Tomorrow is gonna be great!

all thats missing is the gpu
all the tracking numbers say it will be here at 8pm??
msybe i have to wait till friday...

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Youtube isn't completely retarded I would think.

What are the other two?

Sup bitches?

They are his co-vloggers, just as annoying as him.
I just dug up a mirror of the infamous vlog, I don't know how anyone puts up with his voice and shitty jokes

Ceiling.

good one :|

I am
a comedy god.

im gonna sleep bubbers
nini
talk to u all tomorrow !!

xoxoxoxoxox
L U V Y A

he's incredibly overbearing isn't he
watching him makes me feel kind of antsy and aggressive from his loud voice and abrasive body language

It almost looks like a children's show
that is exactly what he is

i think one of my coworkers is asking me to hook up rn but I'm not sure cause I'm drunk

do u want to?

I missread 'what' as 'who'

Logan Paul originally got his fame from shitty pranks
He got a lot of flack for some particularly bad ones.
I think there was one where he kidnapped his friend or something along those lines.

if it is a coworker you interact with regularly and they aren't about to leave, dont let the first time be while drunk

idk maybe

iktf

oh yeah he wants it

wowsers this is awks.

this means it will get even worse if he gets it
nip it in the bud

Yeah I'm not going over now. it's like 3am

I close with him 2 nights this week, so.. idk we'll see what happens I guess.

worse or better?

Silly boys

generally worse if you were drunk and regret it later

if you close with him and decide to, that is a much better situation.

Who is not asleep?

methinks it's just us 3 in here

I think we are in trouble, then

meow

*pets Luka*

You're funny
I like you

stop buying dragon dildos everyone and get a vive

im still personally offended that you unfriended me. i thought you were best friend bardy

from what I have heard, I am specifically not funny.

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I miss too many posts
you should throw things at me until I reply
because I'm not ignoring you

I cut contact with nearly everybody and the people I kept are people I've had added since nearly when My account was made

me irl

;~;
*worries*

No worries needed!

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cute pic~

picked it for you

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You're funny too
but I don't really like you

nini lukies

I wouldn't understand if you did

bard is gay

but who is canada user?

[allegedly]

who else but kanra

Nah

but who is america user?

who else but Cato

h-hi squode

squid is gay

Bard is alive

I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame. I will carry the fire of the holy spirit inside until I stand before my Lord for judgement.

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Same

I came back because of the loneliness

Welcome back Bardo

Time for breakfast cooking posting

I miss Sayori

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who else but ME

gay

where is proof???//????!?!1?11???

It's hard talking to you
because I'm so shy

Why would that make it hard to talk to just me, and not everyone else?

oh well it's not just you it's your whole circe
like
you and specter
andumm
Hupony andcupcake and ban

You guys are all like
sexyscary
do you know what im saying

Because squid a bogan cunt

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*awooo*

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AWOO IS FINE OF 500000000 DOLLARS

So what you're saying is force bard to talk to me?

I dunno what you're talking about. Also that's not even close to my circle. Hell I don't even TALK to cupcake!

What the FUCK

don't awoo, $350 penalty

yeah idk yoou guys just kinda all remind me of each other in how you're always like super nonchalant but also kinda gay

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Except we're all ponies.
Hah, suck it nerd

Sounds like you're the one being gay here, Bardo

FUCK

What about like, Test though.

Does this mean Bard wants to suck Test's dick too, then?

Possibly

Is he even?

Test acts way different
older

I consider him in with squash and them

hi hu how was your new years celebration

Eh.... I got way too drunk. Wasn't pleasant.
How was yours? Doing well?

What are the cliques, bard?

eh it was boring
Turned 22
got to hang out with my irl friend and we played some fortnite

Alot more happened around christmas time when I went up to see my dad and my sisters and came to visit and my uncke did too and we all gathered up in cedar rapids

I got the chance to spar with my dad and I was able to tap him to an armbar but he wasnt really trying too hard lol
He got me with an armbar too and the next round timed out
I went with another fella at the place my dad does jj at and I got him with an omoplata that was really exciting but after that round I was puking cause of overexertion

got alot of nice gifts and got to see family and that was the most eventful thing thats happened in a while

you do anything for christmas in deutchland or do you guys not beleive in capitlist holidays

I lump you in with the old wave of ponies that Niggy used to hang out with like Aeris's crowd

ur young boi

oh cool we're making cliques now? can i join one?

thanks I've been feeling very old : [

Happy birthday then :3
Still young~

Glad to hear you had a nice time. personally I would have been fine without much family. never really looking forward to that.

Nice gifts? What did you get?

Yeah, be with family all of it. Was pretty eh.
Also not Deutschland btw~

*rubrub*

i got a bunch of tasty sweets
Some money

My father got me a full Gi and 2 extra jackets that he used to use and I went and got my white belt
he also got me a bug out bag and some survival stuff to put in it like flashlights and bags and ropes and stuff

I got some bed stuff and a bunch of old clothes and some money from my grandparents and my mom got me alot of good food and some bed stuff and picked me up a weeb anime scroll she found at a goodwill

It was really generous of them all but I'm kind of emberassed because of how old I am
Idk it feels like I shouldnt be getting these and It makes me feel guilty for still living at home with my brother and mom

ur loved tho

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Please, it's not unusual living at home. Plenty of people do it, some much older than you still do. Finding a job and a place of your own just isn't as easy as it used to be

It just makes me feel more guilty for not amounting to aything

Thank you
I'm hopeful i can room with a friend in the future : 3

u amount to cute moeblob!

Soon you will~

Sad!

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Nezi too lewd

*pat*

nini friend

Sweet dreams Bard

*pat*

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not lewd enough

Yeah, way too lewd

not even close to too lewd

Just straight up porn

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what's wrong with a little lewd

EVERYTHING

Minase Iori

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alexandra i need a ttanslation pls. also good meowning.

No, that's her name.

You asked in the last thread while I was asleep.

Hi ho hi ho it's off to work we go

nice

Pleb.

You're nice.

the fun police are here

hide your titties and butts

Good girl

ok say that again, but this time pet my head while you do it

Silly~

you did not follow directions!

I will have to find a new master!
hmmph >.

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:3

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Yeah, the bible's kinda fucked up when you actually sit down and read it.

especially when you put things into perspective of what it's actually saying. There's a bunch of these that you can find when you search for that book in the illustration.

-snuggles the hu anyway-

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gay~

i-it's not gay if you don't hold hands >//////

oh right, it's all good then

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Is someone still looking for maid-play?

You can't just go soliciting yourself publicly like that.

I forgot to thank you for keeping your head behind your back while doing so.
So thank you

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Why not? Supply and demand.

It's against the rules.
Advertising.

theres a blizzard out

ban me then *shrugs*

SNOW DAY, BIYOTCH

imma make a snowman :D

Fuck, I've been outplayed

I'mma stay inside and be drunk and warm.

would cozy up with/10

I'm busy, okay?

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lol you sound like my coworker last night sending me dick pics and shit ;3

BITCH IM SPOKEN FOR

"don't tell anyone i got a girl and a kid"

That doesn't seem to matter to a lot of dudes, apparently :/

fidelity is tossed around like tissue paper these days.

bullies ;_;

Who tosses tissue paper?

damn look what I found

/pat

everyone after ripping it off their gift

spoiled.

I buy a solid number of gifts for myself tbh

Better question
Who the fuck wraps things in tissue paper these days?

its a nice touch

I'm thinking of some e-shopping rn actually.

I like to wrap presents in aluminum foil tbh. cheap and ez

That's even MORE literally who

I am going to give Elma a gift... of this FIST

thats weird lol
is it fancy colored or just plain metal?

I got myself a nice led cable yesterday

I just answered who, ya dingus.

Pls no daddy. i'm out of practice x_x

just regular foil. it was specifically for oddball shaped gifts. and it gets a good chuckle sometimes :p

you oughtta update that, Grom ^^

2lazy

just posting old stuff for nostalgia sake

them crinkles

I would like Grim to also re-do this. For the lulz

>:3

confirmed for literally who

hmmph.

I'm not apathetic anymore tho!

No, I'm Maddie.

not enough people posting, I don't know enough about current people's current situation
blah

What kind of plugs should I get for my ears this time?

I forgot I bought music drunkenly on new years eve.
I suppose I've got 1930's amsterdam music now

Typical Tokai

I personally dont like plugs at all so you shouldnt ask me

classic

You're so basic.

I should purchase some Jazz records, now you mention it.
I've been listening to Jazz more and more.
Must be the old age,
and creeping death.

I'd say I'm pretty vanilla, ye.

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbNV1lSx3RRNx6XJFHg6Xwc07cpShkO2C

And also a literal who, apparently.

Just what is contained in 1930's amsterdam music, because that sounds lame as hell, tbh.

did I do this in the past

YeS

eclectic drunk purchases?
yes

That is a super good post my dude, thank you!

It is like a gift from past Tokai to future Tokai

youtube.com/watch?v=q5QJ2_bWioQ

oh wow wait that explains the game of thrones pillows

thank you tokai!

Oh, there's another list I didn't make.

I mean, how do you even drunk purchase? Ive been stonked/blacked out drunk and never received a past present. Maybe Past Scoot is a miser.

All I have to say is why this

People are memeing about lists again?

Me
Me
Me
Me
Me

euh I wish I knew.
probably when someone mentions it.
I get assertive and like buy it

youtube.com/watch?v=B5ein_BCAZI
cause it's nice!
this ones about renting a home with a garden

Kind of funny

im glad I dont make drunk purchases

id probably end up buying some lewd af shit

Remember that part of Lord of the Rings where Marie Rose was there with guns to help defend Helm's Deep from an endless horde of zombies?

2old

Grim let's drink

though tbh I buy weird stuff anyways.

Be glad you won't have to open packages in front of the household then lmao

wuuuh but people like classical music and thats way older

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELM'S DEEP

this is me

DDLC's soundtrack is too cheery to handle.

You are a weird boy. For sure.

Yeah because it's not SHIT

Memes aside it's actually like, written to be music, rather than just being a person singing over a backing track that may as well be filler.

have you finished it?

I do it the only reason i watched

I'm on Act 2, so shit is getting. Lively.

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DOKIIIIIIIIII DOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

L4D2 is great desu.

i havent played in a long time
i should play again

the crash bandicoot maps are a lot of fun

My old friend I used to play with a lot and I used to be super good, and I've found a lot of it coming back to me just messing around in the RE campaigns to make sure they work.

enjoy

Hah, that first act really screwed with my anxiety. Naisu. Its as good as the hype.

so weird the normies can't be in my room

crying emoji

Why would you contaminate that sacred ground?

i think im around 140/150 hrs on that game which is nowhere near the amount some of my friends have

hi tokai !!!!

pure melody

YEAH
they cant come in cause of the spell of my arome d'orient candles.

ohayou ri li ri a

I'm 65, but I play like/as well as, someone I used to watch and play with who has 295.1.

Incense of the old gods.

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how are ya today ?

.1 ?? im in the presence of a L4D2

g O D D E s s

I just looked at his steam stats desu.

it was a random in thread analysis thing

how much for a session of l4d2 training o great alexandra

I just like making a fuss.

VERY.
BAD.
DOG.

see

well that's a new one

Just Manaka

Wew
I mean we knew nezi was good but not THAT good.

they cannot enter the holy place or I will stab them with my tiny toledo sword.
self defense ofc

I got back from the gym and now I wanna watch series so all is cool
et toi

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INSHALLAHU ACKBAR

welcome back
what show ?

and
leaving here in a few to go clothes shopping with a friend
i need some more feem tops ;;

I exclusively wear "SUPREME" clothing.

damn takfiris

uuuuuuuhhh iunno yet

nice!
wuzzat

KAFFIR! KAFFIR!!!!!

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I don't think "training" is a thing, but I'm up to play sometime.

feminine
tops
things to wear on chest

tomorrow maybe ?

how to become cute

new

new