♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Great Thread Bake Off Edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/VyOtIsnG71U?t=1m56s
imdb.com/title/tt1075110/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Cake is baked, time to go to the gym and pump iron as it cools.

LATER NERDS.

...

do not

hupat

...

cute

Sexplosion

Even something as simple as a military simulator comes with internet drama..

And that link was accidental. disregard.

Goggles wants Hu.

Who doesn't?

I dont

I'd want Emily more than Hu tbh.

...

...

...

I've known and talked to him a lot longer than I - you, Hu.

owo

Makes sense

werent u on /g/ tho

i think i got bit by something in my sleep

y-yes?

*pets*

hows it goin

Eh, could be better. Could always be better.
How's you?

Probably cuz you're gay

I can attest to this, got hit by a dick

i'm doin alright
eatin some cereal


duh

yummi

It was probably one of those gay gators


Why did you hit coyote with your dick that's gay

very yummy
in a couple hours if the rain lets up me and some buddies are gonna go shootan guns


the gayest they got
they sent the biggest gaytors and set up a hit on me

so?

Wow no remorse. I guess that's just how white men of the kkk operate.


You gotta be careful of those spooky ghosties. Good thing you know how to defend yourself with a gun.

yeah i keep that blammie strapped to my ankle at all times gotta protect yourself out here in gaytor town

Just can't compete with this BWK

keep that Big White Kock under control for the sake of the children


Especially while showering you gotta stay safe while you're most vulnerable naked. How big is your barrel?

like 12 feet long

Sleep is death dess.

That must be a pain to maintain. How often do you let it shoot?

sleep is maybe one of the worst things

its like a big ol bad stinky


not a pain at all
every now and then
maybe twice a year

Wow only twice a year? Sometimes i go twice a day

why are you shooting a 12 foot long gun twice a day

okay then~

What a good person you are! hehe now i have all the lolis to myself


Mine is only 7 inches and because it feels good

odd

What's so odd about 7 inches? Isn't that bigger than average?

no just the use of a gun that often

Maybe you're just being a gay pussy. Brb gotta go shoot

That's alright with me

...

205.07$ spent on plane ticket >:V)

I'm goin to boston boys

nice
when ?

Happy pregnancy!

in may :)c

...

souuuuunds fun
godspeed

It's something I'll never have so I'm trying to live vicariously through you.

I hate kids so it's not happening! >:V


yee :)c gotta save up money to spoil the boi when I get there

and and and save money to eat at expensive boston restaurants

But kids are amazing...

I DUNNOOOOOO

yeah!!!!!!!!


more like horrifying

I HOPE OUR SPAWN IS THE ANTICHRIST

plis hugs

I hope I die soon.

hug


why

-hug hug-

hope youre feeling okay.

I don't know, doctors would likely say depression. Just don't want to live anymore.

nuh!

That's not good :( there's plenty of stuff to live for.

same

It's ok. Things I hope for don't happen anyway.

Not really. Sure there are good times here and there, but for what? Endure shit and pain for the tiniest moment of possible Joy that will end up pissing on you anyway while you hand her a 50?

i hope u both dont die soon

Well like that grind for good times is the point of living and shit, of course it sucks but if you let it overwhelm you, you'll stop having good moments.

gotta make life worth it while you're still here, even if it sucks

Well that's just mean.

...

Says you while posting a loli


Is okay i forgive you for the delay not everyone has that great a sense of humour like I

happy day

it is !!!
time to hang out with friends that i havent hung out with in a long time later today.
should be fun.
im excited


well duh if everyone had it it wouldnt be as great

I used to say I want kids and a family and make them happy and that would work for me. But let's face it, having kids would be selfish. They would likely end up growing up poor with health issues and would probably hate life too. There isn't a good reason for this life to continue, and just because time does isn't good enough.

someone went through my stuff and looked at my cat-ear hoodie that i keep hidden

fuck

who lives with you that would be not okay with that ?

even my parents as gay hating as they are wouldnt care that much if i had a cat ear hoodie

Why did no one wish me a good morning?


Mornib.

Cybering moments ago I'm sure.

it's just embarrassing

i guess youre right i didnt
my BAD

meowning alexandra
HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY


nah u gotta look past that
only thing to be embarrassed about maybe is things that could get you into trouble and only be embarrassed about it in front of the people who would be causing the trouble MAYBE
being embarrassed about a lot of things is lame

also post a pic wearing cat ear hoodie its probably super cute

well like you should work towards being a good enough person to have kids! also the only reason you need is that you want to get better and shit, it doesn't have to be a lot.

Being fatalistic just makes it harder to see the range of shit you can do to get yourself to somewhere where you're happy.

That's great.
I just got back from hanging out, we did bowling.


mogge


puke emoji

I just don't like to think of my mam knowing I'm a crossdressing sissy.

sec.

is that from horimiya?

What great things are you blessed with?


You missed the perfect opportunity to get fucked in the butt while wearing it


Good morning rin. How big is your folder for that avatar?

You two use to be so in love.

Hahaha, squash. so silly.

right toki?

But he can't be gay under God's watchful eye now, Loco.
And you lack a wagino.

ye
It's a folder I missed deleting but now I'm glad I still have it.

alert
alert

non existing ship has exploded.

bowling in anything more than a solo setting hurts me to my core
idk what it is i just cant stand bowling with others


i dont really mind my mom knowing outside of her wanting to kill me if she knew


comedy and being gay
and also being literally the best person on earth

not for long

I mean we're all so bad it's just fun.
I did have a strike though.
What sport do you like then

...

Hey i already claimed the comedy one. You can keep the gay one

...

i prefer playing sports that don't have teams
except paintball

Look at this faithless trash!

Well, now I'm just doomed not to.

Thanks a lot, Lili.


コーヒー


94, but I'm only on page 5.

I imagine any group project is also the death of you?
paintball still gives me vietnam flashbacks.


nani deska tokyo

Airsoft is pretty fukken dank boiii

Exploding pea grenades ayyyyy

It say coffee.

nah you'll be okay i know it


youre lookin at ms solo here buddy

If we swapped places so your mom knew about me, that would be pretty hot.

You Ben Swolo?

If I had more money I'd do that.
Or just shitpost until the real war happens.


oh no sank you i have coke


coolio.
I was a teamplayer until I had to endure meetings and competitive sport.

...

I wonder what the shipping rules are, because Ive 2 L96s and an AK going to waste atm and wonder if you'd appreciate one. Just a thought.
But shit is hella fun.
Those pea grenades are lethal xD
I cannot remember if they make the guns replica weight-wise, but theyre heavier than I expected... the M249 was a bit of a fanny on the run around, LMG my arse.

ew no why would that be

Moms are hot.

Oh don't worry, the guns aren't that expensive.
The licences are.
You can always use it on neigbours you don't like.
Sneakyball

nope

yeah i dunno what happened but one day it occured to me
i am big selfish but also like not entirely bc i like helping others but also i dunno weird

you are an odd one woco

maybe cause most people are so

eugh

Sneakybeaky. I wonder, if the rifles are still zero'd or if they've been moved around and shoved off balance.

It is definitley something to look back into.
Over here, last I checked, the lsicences werent so bad... You merely had to attend 3 official events in a month and you'd get a licence.

But you can have one WITHOUT a licence but a big portion of the gun has to be painted luminously.

The dream for me has/had always been an FG42 and an MG42. The dream, to go with my Stalhelm. You want to try and lug around an M249 when you are kitted in gear, wearing a stalhelm and have pea grenades exploding. Its fun.

Paintball is fun too. both atre worthy PTSD triggerers.


Not my kind of solo, filtered.

Yeah but it's a lot a year I thought.
iunno might look at it all again.
ohh that's so cool, blitzkrieg special.

My favourite is kinda basic, I really love the look of the Hk416.

Wow there's more than 5 pages already. Fresh memes get way to much love compared to true waifus

2015 isn't "Fresh Memes" desu.

shit my meme game is off
this is embarrassing

You shouldn't be relying on last year's memes anyway.

It's freaking 2018 already, get with the times.

I've always had a little thing for support weapons, and especially given the iconic nature of the MG... its sweet. That rattle! That look! Nailed it. The rate of fire and being able to dish out punishing levels of covering/support fire is sick as fuck.

FG gets mega love from me too, being one of the first(if not the first) purpose built paratroop rifles, also looks pretty stunning for a weapon of its era.

German WW2 weapons just look so A E S T H E T I C compared to the boring and bauhaus nature of the Allied arsenals.

I think I am a bit of a prude too to be honest, I am a little repulsed at the weapons of nowadays... Mostly from a aethetic point of view. I mean, they are indeed lighter and more usable/moddable than the older models. But. Nostalgia.

But you love me for who I am, right.

diner tijd


SUPPRESSING FIRE

ye I get you, I've got it with pistols.
revolvers are so N e a t

HAPPY HUNTING

imagine like, still having to sit around and watch cable on the couch when you were sick as fuck

thank goodness i have youtube at least now

agreed

ofcourse
duh
why wouldnt i

Imagine. All the people.

wonder how many people here have seen this or not

Quantum Estrogen when?

kind of reminds me of the way people stereotypically describe spaceship movement for aliens, if they could figure out a way to bring the quantum locking with them in the air that would fit perfectly

then again the ship would also have to be consistently very very cold

*hug*

youtu.be/VyOtIsnG71U?t=1m56s

-hug hug-

i gotta use the restroom

...

i just peed

Lili, as it turns out, I may have been bit by something in my sleep as well.

And not in the fun way.

wait
did u get a spider bite or something bad ?

Nothing super bad, I just saw some bites on my arm when I was in the shower.

thats no good
nothing itchy or anything though ?
big bites small bites ?

i saw a spider on my wall by my bed and tried to kill it with a sock but it just fell between the wall and my bed

oh well

Small bites - they only started itching when I found them, so it's probably just placebo itch.

You've quite the obsession with bodily fluids.

You know what'd be intense and really fun?

3D 2hu in full VR.

i wanna be a 2hu irl

youre not entirely wrong

Weird. Desu.

do I

a. rewatch moe anime in bed with chocolate milk
b. binge peaky blinders with whiskey

Difficult decision, both are amazingly great choices.

not at all

do a
b is bad and also includes alcohol which is bad

Sigh, ive given in to subliminal messages.

bad scootsy

ikr


Ill do a then.
my stomach is fuzzy.
And storm + blanket is great

have you ever went back to play a game for the first time in a while, and you go back to play like some ps1 game that you haven't touched since you were 7, and you think to yourself "How the fuck did I play this?"

im pretty sure my hands were so differently shaped then that no muscle memory could even exist or help

NO! GOOD SCOOTSY!

Good choice either way

what anime you rewatching ?

bad scootsy

record it

NO! I am the good boy! :@

Better than soviet movie night, that was so grey


euh I have these downloaded

i already went


thats what u think

So go again

ive not watched any and some idek what the titles are but planned to watch gab dropout sometime
watch WHATEVER u feel like

my bladder is small and I kinda do have to go again

...

yum

god fucking tracers

FUCKING TRACERS

You plebs fucking disgust me.

...

tracer is a really good counter for an annoying junkrat, if you miss with your bombs shes got you if shes good, i know because i get owned by widows and tracers all the time as a junkrat

afternoon

widow is my biggest problem though

...

I think ill watch gab gab, it has a more humour than keion.


belgian movies are lit though

...

Go on...

morning

imdb.com/title/tt1075110/
this one is my fav

Looks interesting. Ayyyyy

gave those too a good hard fucking slap

I swear I should get fucking shock collars for these assholes

they wake me up EVERY SINGLE DAY that I have off

you really don't have too good of luck with animals

also be careful how you post "fucking dogs" around here in this chat you might get someone excited

How is Hup doin?


sounds like you shoulda trained them better

Am okay. Should prepare for upcoming exams, but just zero motivation.
Slept well?

i wanna watch sometime but theres so many other anime i watch and need to watch its like AAAAAA

too much good fun slice of life

I AM BEST BOY

pls scoot

comfy challenge
I win


ikr
I watch like maybe one anime a month probably

ty youtube

If only he were dead.

youtube video titles can be the best sometimes

what is this a pic of ?

My dick

mclennon is a thing.

wait i see it now
its a comfy spot
also you lose comfy challenge hang on let me get a pic


hello mcdonald's can i purchase a mclennon large

...

Thankfully, John Lennon was gunned down like the shit he always was.

For Lily

ew

...

My bed/couch.
wut impossible

Is so blur.

you're blur

DARIIIIIIIFTUU

Hu is Dum
Liliana is cute
TokiToki is... Tokai

WELL SHIT

...

...

tokai is cute too dumby

:sob:

That looks comfy for a raccoon

Now go to bed like you always do!


TokiToki is cute..
but also other things!

in like 40 minutes

cool?1!


ooh das comfy
you have more hardware too


eh cute blur?

like what ?

are you saying im a raccoon

that is acceptable

Though am tired

have you seen my desk ? i posted it yesterday i think..

weird, super weird

Considering it looks like you posted a rubbish/trash dumping ground.

So early!

ur blur

nuh uh!

noo


wow im super normie how dare you


you're a bringt blur

if u sleep late maybe some cute succubus will spawn

Is Ruby a language worth knowing?

you only need to know c

stop bein europe n stuff


strangest normie!

cant be cool if normie

sounds dangerous


One day, I'll try not being europe and such

wrong


okay hang on


ew


rwby

desk

It is pretty nice in not-europeland, homie

It is almost like you are the trash lady, are you the trash lady? Bet you are STINKY.

I'm sure

needs another monitor

we are not germanhats!
We have a hat of our own!

Being a hat sucks

im not and im also not stinky


i wanna get a 144hz monitor as main one bc i play rhythm games a lot and also with my new gpu i can play a lot of games at that high framerate anyways

Stinky stinky Liliana. I got you a name badge... it says "S.Tinker" on it.

yeah, but hats are nice
when you are the one wearing them


I never really understood the 144hz for anything besides those rhythm games
but I guess I said the same thing about extra high quality music and headsets in the past..

im not cool??!11!

oh big
but smol keyboard

thats a pretty cute name badge !
i'll take it.


my friend has a 144hz monitor and even just
browsing the internet is like
aw my eyes feel really nice

small keyboard best keyboard !!

Are you a normie?


I may have to get one eventually
VR headset comes first, though

Good, I mean... if someone is noseblind atleast they will be forewarned... Of the stinky.

*wears you*

vr is okay but
way too expensive for me rn
i've played it and i just wanna relax in it and also hug anime girls
and also be a cool ninja like in superhot that game is a lot of fun in vr


uh huh uh huh

sounds best


issa boi

cute keyboard
nice everything

cute succ-ubus

nah, succubi are dangerous

Wouldnt want them to be enveloped. By the stench. Of Liliana the Raccoon.

it ain't that much more expensive than a 144 monitor of a decent size atm


lewd

maybe :3

That match you linked me yesterday was a roller-coaster ride.
If that roller-coaster was the drop-zone


Better be!

okay thats still kinda stinky buttttt
kinda okay.


ty ! i wanna get like. cool keycaps. i've wanted to for years but never have bc i always find other things to buy and it never happens


yeah yeah yeah scootsy keep talkin


a vive is ~$600
a 24" 144hz monitore (the biggest i'd want) is like
~$240
what

uh iuno that
I just seem to break them all the time


for you

you wish, lewdie

wow lewd

holding hands and stuff


no


What is it

get dsas

What's the matter, you seem perplexed. Smelly.

rift with bits and bobs is $400
without bits and bobs even less, especially when on sale


That's no fun!
See, not cool!


m-maybe I do!

Oh, you actually watched it?

There was one map that was 182 point difference ^^


I wish someone would do this to me.

what !! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR KEYBOARDS !!!!!


yeah i just kinda want. marshmallow white keycaps. i was thinking about pink ones but then i realized i have a black case so it would not look great sadly


im not at ALL perplexed


yeah but the rift is garbage
i'd rather wait and save up to $600 for the vive if i were to get vr
also $400 is still almost 2x the price of a monitor with 10x less of the benefits

a monitor is 10x more practical for a lot less and i'd be using it a butt load more

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yeah, they'll end you!


WOW!
Is time for bed now though. Have a pleasant day

You seem a touch flustered, whats going on?

So who wants to kill me?

maybe im flustered

He said he didn't meet with any.

He said he didn't know of anyone in the Trump campaign that met withh any Russian.

Despite reccomending the President should fire Comey, and Trump admitting that he fired Comey because he felt the Russia thing was fake news.

Later down in your reply, you say "Who could say? We don't have an alternate reality where he didn't, so all we have is the fact that he did."
Why do you keep saying he would have recused himself anyways?

Why pretend he would have done the right thing?

Watch his hearing after he was caught. He spends an hour just, using every sort of tactic to not answer questions, when being asked by Congress to answer questions. Did you watch his hearing at all? It's pathetic what he does during the entire thing. He claims to be offended, he uses tactics to dodge questions, and he keeps dodging and claiming offense during the entire hearing:

'How dare people question him! That is utterly disprespectful, and he won't stand for it!'

It's sickening what he does. You probably don't notice it.

holy shit. adoptions? Really? Do you have any clue what you're talking about?

1. Russia annexes Crimea
2. America puts sanctions on Russia, especially regarding oil
3. Russia bans Russians from adopting American babies, and vice versa

Whenever anyone is talking with the Russians, they're saying they talked about "adoptions", suggesting their conversation was innocent policy matters.

Which is slang for talking about sanctions.

If they're apparently talking about allowing adoptions again, and every meeting is about the allowing of Americans to adopt Russian babies, why the hell hasn't ANYONE said ANYTHING about actual goddam adoptions?

and why the hell has Trump repeatedly insisted that America has been unfair towards Russia?

holy crap. You're drinking from the Fox News Kool-Aid. do you read Breitbart or something?

where did you get the idea that Mueller was leaning on Flynn's son, in order to force a confession from Flynn Sr.?

did you look at the facts, and figure that out on your own? are you honestly saying Flynn Sr. is innocent, but just protecting Flynn Jr.?

yes, we live in the reality where he lied, was caught lying, and recused himself after he got caught lying.

So why the hell are you entertaining the idea of this alternate reality, where he would have totally recused himself anyways?

ugh.

uh, Trump. the Republicans that keep saying that the investigation should be shut down. the Republicans that keep leaking and twisting the information from the testimonies.

they should all not play a role or interfere with the investigation.

Why so flustered honey bunny?

Did you literally spend ALL FUCKING DAY writing this

It was pretty insane
I want to call it a throw, but so many of those last few maps were so damn close that it was more Denmark picking up their game than anyone dropping the ball.

other than that one where two dropped on the last second, that was interesting


why is the rift worse? I've used the rift a decent number of times and it is plenty exhilarating and I like the controllers better than the ones that come with the vive.

you could also get a not as pricey monitor and VR~


But it hasn't been 40 minutessssss!

r/mechanicalkeyboards

No one cares anymore, it's time to stop.

i dont see the problem

Jesus

This is pretty long winded

why not "fuck it, let's see what happens"

I mean this is a FORUM so it's not an issue to make a large post
Just leave it alone if you don't care.

Poland

Yeah, that was hilarious.

How about you go suck a dick

im not sure


I WANT A MONITOR OKAY
discussion over sorry


yeah listen to alexandra


hey you stinky
you think i dont know that subreddit exists

im sorry!!
how do I improve


I sometime spill some stuff and it gets sticky so I have to get a new one so I destroy the old one with an axe..

read what I was replying to.


I am still that towards it overall.

but Spectre is picking only things that confirm his views, and defending Repulicans, Flynn, Trump and Sessions with really bad reasons.

if Trump ever decides to shut down the investigation, which he has threatened to do, apathetic and brainwashed Americans like himself will be to blame.

I MEAN DISS ISS A FORRUM SO LIKE WHY DDONT YOU PPOST SHORTSTACKKS BECAUSE I AM LLLLLOYD AND I AM A SHITHEAD

Only if it is yours.

It's still insane the size of that text wall. There was a point where he needed to stop and he clearly passed it.

-pet pets- there there

Kanra, the issue is I knew what you were responding to. BUT you decided to overkill.

No, Kanra.
Don;'t defend yourself.

Understand that you missed the response timing, and no one cares anymore.

It would have just been better to delete the post and post "Hello friendos."

but half of what you do is tease each other!


I have been talking to Hu too much.

Is that part really so much more difficult than the rest of the map?


awww, I was having fun~


Don't be a normie for me!


well yeah, speccy likes his guns.

I didn't read what you said, let alone what you were replying to.

But like, what an essay.

And 9 hours later, to boot.

I was trying to cover all my bases.

Spectre brought up more stuff, and in order to lay it out clearly, I used more lines.

I could have mushed it all into a single paragraph, but that'd be harder to read, and I don't trust Spectre would have grasped it.

if you don't care about the content, which you probably don't, all it looks like is a big 'holy frick' post.

lul

Iunno.
I'd say the size has to do with how much he double-spaced more than the content.
I still don't care. Not like it's a wall of inane memes.


wat

Basically

I was asleep. and woke up.

Spectre isn't even in thread anymore.

And when he is, I doubt he's going to look back just to see your nine hour late response.

How will Kanra top this? I swear after the 3D transformation debacle that that was their peak... How do you follow this up?

cybering :^)

Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous.

Most rational people don't do this

ur stinky

I wish Wish would "talk" to me.

✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹

OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U FUKIN RETARD 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U FAGOT 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👐WE 👨‍👨‍👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2 REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM SHITS😵😵

Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas Babe 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 coming 💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 tonight on this 🎄Christmas 🎄night ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡🏠 and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl. Then his 💁🏼 helper 😬😏 Boy 🍆🙃🙂 is gonna 🎄sleigh you baby 😛😏😲👐🏼🙌🏻 and inspect 🕵🔎🔍 that 🍑 sweet 💦 ass🍑 because that's what 👉🏽you👈🏽 want for Christmas 🍑💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀 Santa 🎅🏻 is cumin😻👽 to town 🏢🏦🏬🏚🏡🏠🏣🏤 the clock 🕐 is ticking 🙄 be ready 😏😛🍆 Santa is cumin down↘️⬇️↙️ your👌🏽😍 chimney🖖🏻👅 tonight 😮and he's gonna 😨drown in that chimney 🤐😰💦💧☔️🏊🏼🏄🏼🚣🏼 of yours 🛀🏼🍆🍑 SLEIGH 🎄🎄 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 🎄🎄 SLEIGH 🍆😩💦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

omg tokai i gotta teach u how to not spill things
also just clean the keyboard thoroughly !!
u stinker.


no fun allowed SORRY


okay maybe i am but you are the bigger stinky. u stinky.

✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹

OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U FUKIN RETARD 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U FAGOT 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👐WE 👨‍👨‍👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2 REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM SHITS😵😵

Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas Babe 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 coming 💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 tonight on this 🎄Christmas 🎄night ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡🏠 and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl. Then his 💁🏼 helper 😬😏 Boy 🍆🙃🙂 is gonna 🎄sleigh you baby 😛😏😲👐🏼🙌🏻 and inspect 🕵🔎🔍 that 🍑 sweet 💦 ass🍑 because that's what 👉🏽you👈🏽 want for Christmas 🍑💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀 Santa 🎅🏻 is cumin😻👽 to town 🏢🏦🏬🏚🏡🏠🏣🏤 the clock 🕐 is ticking 🙄 be ready 😏😛🍆 Santa is cumin down↘️⬇️↙️ your👌🏽😍 chimney🖖🏻👅 tonight 😮and he's gonna 😨drown in that chimney 🤐😰💦💧☔️🏊🏼🏄🏼🚣🏼 of yours 🛀🏼🍆🍑 SLEIGH 🎄🎄 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 🎄🎄 SLEIGH 🍆😩💦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

I'm disappointed in you.

✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹

OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U FUKIN RETARD 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U FAGOT 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👐WE 👨‍👨‍👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2 REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM SHITS😵😵

Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas Babe 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 coming 💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 tonight on this 🎄Christmas 🎄night ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡🏠 and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl. Then his 💁🏼 helper 😬😏 Boy 🍆🙃🙂 is gonna 🎄sleigh you baby 😛😏😲👐🏼🙌🏻 and inspect 🕵🔎🔍 that 🍑 sweet 💦 ass🍑 because that's what 👉🏽you👈🏽 want for Christmas 🍑💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀 Santa 🎅🏻 is cumin😻👽 to town 🏢🏦🏬🏚🏡🏠🏣🏤 the clock 🕐 is ticking 🙄 be ready 😏😛🍆 Santa is cumin down↘️⬇️↙️ your👌🏽😍 chimney🖖🏻👅 tonight 😮and he's gonna 😨drown in that chimney 🤐😰💦💧☔️🏊🏼🏄🏼🚣🏼 of yours 🛀🏼🍆🍑 SLEIGH 🎄🎄 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 🎄🎄 SLEIGH 🍆😩💦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Aaaand I'm spent.

Good sesh.

Luv u bae.

oh ok
I will be tokai then


im now blind


im just clumsy!
but the buttons break

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

👼 daddy's ❤💦🍆 little fidget spinner💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up☝️ and puts me on🔛 his huge 😩💦dick🍆 and I spin 🌀 and spin 🌀 whirrrrrr 😳😳I get🉐 so🆘 dizzy💫 but daddy💞 keeps spinning 💫 me untill I squirt⛲⛲ leaving me all wet💦 and his cummies 🍼🍼 are all inside💠 me😳 god I'm such a😳 spinny 😵dizzy😵😵 little slut for daddy!

**✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹

OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U FUKIN RETARD 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U FAGOT 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👐WE 👨‍👨‍👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2 REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM SHITS😵😵

Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas Babe 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 coming 💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 tonight on this 🎄Christmas 🎄night ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡🏠 and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl. Then his 💁🏼 helper 😬😏 Boy 🍆🙃🙂 is gonna 🎄sleigh you baby 😛😏😲👐🏼🙌🏻 and inspect 🕵🔎🔍 that 🍑 sweet 💦 ass🍑 because that's what 👉🏽you👈🏽 want for Christmas 🍑💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀 Santa 🎅🏻 is cumin😻👽 to town 🏢🏦🏬🏚🏡🏠🏣🏤 the clock 🕐 is ticking 🙄 be ready 😏😛🍆 Santa is cumin down↘️⬇️↙️ your👌🏽😍 chimney🖖🏻👅 tonight 😮and he's gonna 😨drown in that chimney 🤐😰💦💧☔️🏊🏼🏄🏼🚣🏼 of yours 🛀🏼🍆🍑 SLEIGH 🎄🎄 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 🎄🎄 SLEIGH 🍆😩💦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩**

🎶Jingle bell rock 🔔more like 💖 jingle bell 🔔COCK🍆, now's the time 🕐 of the year for Santa 🎅 to 💦 empty 😩 his 💦 sack 🛍 all 💯 over my sleeping 😴 face. I've been a 😈naughty girl but 🍑 I won't 🚫 be 🎁getting coal, 🌑 just 💦 cummies 💦 from 🎅 Daddy Christmas 🎄
15 replies 121 retweets 327 likes

Oh I guess you can't spoil that

✋👀 hEY✋fagGotツhowsツitツgOinGm9?ツツツgUd👍👉👌👀 ✔geT💃trOlled💃💃loL💃what.a.gEYxD😂😂😂 💯%trole✔✔💃ツKeK 😂 ♏3♏35Xd♋I'm҉ 😂 just 😂 a 😂 troll

pew pew pew

the whole thing started when I said the Canadian Attorney General was better than the American Attorney General.

**✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹 OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U FUKIN RETARD 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U FAGOT 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👐WE 👨‍👨‍👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2 REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM SHITS😵
Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas Babe 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 coming 💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 tonight on this 🎄Christmas 🎄night ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡🏠 and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl. Then his 💁🏼 helper 😬😏 Boy 🍆🙃🙂 is gonna 🎄sleigh you baby 😛😏😲👐🏼🙌🏻 and inspect 🕵🔎🔍 that 🍑 sweet 💦 ass🍑 because that's what 👉🏽you👈🏽 want for Christmas 🍑💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀 Santa 🎅🏻 is cumin😻👽 to town 🏢🏦🏬🏚🏡🏠🏣🏤 the clock 🕐 is ticking 🙄 be ready 😏😛🍆 Santa is cumin down↘️⬇️↙️ your👌🏽😍 chimney🖖🏻👅 tonight 😮and he's gonna 😨drown in that chimney 🤐😰💦💧☔️🏊🏼🏄🏼🚣🏼 of yours 🛀🏼🍆🍑 SLEIGH 🎄🎄 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 🎄🎄 SLEIGH 🍆😩💦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩**

😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣☺️😌😇🙂🙃😉😌😍😘😗😙😚😋😜😝😛🤑🤗🤓😎🤡🤠😏😒😞😔😟😕🙁☹️😣😖😫😩😤😠😡😶😐😑😯😦😧😮😲😵😳😱😨😰😢😥🤤😭😓😪😴🙄🤔🤥😬🤐🤢🤧😷🤒🤕😈👿👹👺💩👻💀☠️👽👾🤖🎃😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾👐🙌👏🤝👍👎👊✊️🤛🤜🤞✌️🤘👌👈👉👆👇☝️✋️💪🖕✍️🤳💅💍💄💋👄👅👂👃👣👁👀🗣👤👥👶👦👧👨👩👱🏻‍♀️👱👴👵👲👳‍♀️👳👮‍♀️👮👷‍♀️👷💂‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🕵️👩‍⚕️👨‍⚕️👩🏿‍🌾👨‍🌾👩‍🍳👨‍🍳👩‍🎓👨‍🎓👩‍🎤👨‍🎤👩‍🏫👨‍🏫👩‍🏭👨‍🏭👩‍💻👨‍💻👩‍💼👨‍💼👩‍🔧👨‍🔧👩‍🔬👨‍🔬👩‍🎨👨‍🎨👩‍🚒👨‍🚒👨‍✈️👩‍✈️👩‍🚀👨‍🚀👩‍⚖️👨‍⚖️🤶🎅👸🤴👰🤵👼🤰🙇‍♀️🙇💁💁‍♂️🙅🙅‍♂️🙆🏻🙆‍♂️🙋🙋‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️🙎🙎‍♂️🙍🙍‍♂️💇💇‍♂️💆💆‍♂️🕴💃🕺👯👯‍♂️🚶‍♀️🚶🏃‍♀️🏃👫👭👬💑👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨💏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👪👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👨‍👦👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👧👩‍👦👩‍👧👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👦👨‍👧👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👧‍👧👚👕👖👔👗👙👘👠👡👢👞👟👒🎩🎓👑⛑🎒👝👛👜💼👓🕶🌂☂️🐶🐱🐹🐭🐰🦊🐻🐼🐨🐯🦁🐮🐷🐽🐸🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒🐔🐧🐦🐤🐣🐥🦆🦅🦉🦇🐺🐗🐴🦄🐝🐛🦋🐌🐚🐞🐜🕷🕸🐢🐍🦎🦂🦀🦑🐙🦐🐠🐟🐡🐬🦈🐳🐋🐊🐆🐅🐃🐂🐄🦌🐪🐫🐘🦏🦍🐎🐖🐐🐏🐑🐕🐩🐈🐓🦃🕊🐇🐁🐀🐿🐾🐉🐲🌵🎄🌲🌳🌴🌱🌿☘️🍀🎍🎋🍃🍂🍁🍄🌾💐🌷🌹🥀🌻🌼🌸🌺🌎🌍🌏🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌚🌝🌞🌛🌜🌙💫⭐️🌟✨⚡️🔥💥☄️☀️🌤⛅️🌥🌦🌈☁️🌧⛈🌩🌨☃️⛄️❄️🌬💨🌪🌫🌊💧💦☔️🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍌🍉🍇🍓🍈🍒🍑🍍🥝🥑🍅🍆🥒🥕🌽🌶🥔🍠🌰🥜🍯🥐🍞🥖🧀🥚🍳🥓🥞🍤🍗🍖🍕🌭🍔🍟🥙🌮🌯🥗🥘🍝🍜🍲🍥🍣🍱🍛🍙🍚🍘🍢🍡🍧🍨🍦🍰🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🍿🍩🍪🥛🍼☕️🍵🍶🍺🍻🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🍾🥄🍴🍽⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🎾🏐🏉🎱🏓🏸🥅🏒🏑🏏⛳️🏹🎣🥊🥋⛸🎿⛷🏂🏋️‍♀️🏋️🤺🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♂️⛹️‍♀️⛹️🤾‍♀️🤾‍♂️🏌️‍♀️🏌️🏄‍♀️🏄🏊‍♀️🏊🤽‍♀️🤽‍♂️🚣‍♀️🚣🏇🚴‍♀️🚴🚵‍♀️🚵🎽🏅🎖🥇🥈🥉🏆🏵🎗🎫🎟🎪🤹‍♀️🤹‍♂️🎭🎨🎬🎤🎧🎼🎹🥁🎷🎺🎸🎻🎲🎯🎳🎮🎰🚗🚕🚙🚌🚎🏎🚓🚑🚒🚐🚚🚛🚜🛴🚲🛵🏍🚨🚔🚍🚘🚖🚡🚠🚟🚃🚋🚞🚝🚄🚅🚈🚂🚆🚇🚊🚉🚁🛩✈️🛫🛬🚀🛰💺🛶⛵️🛥🚤🛳⛴🚢⚓️🚧⛽️🚏🚦🚥🗺🗿🗽⛲️🗼🏰🏯🏟🎡🎢🎠⛱🏖🏝⛰🏔🗻🌋🏜🏕⛺️🛤🛣🏗🏭🏠🏡🏘🏚🏢🏬🏣🏤🏥🏦🏨🏪🏫🏩💒🏛⛪️🕌🕍🕋⛩🗾🎑🏞🌅🌄🌠🎇🎆🌇🌆🏙🌃🌌🌉🌁⌚️📱📲💻⌨️🖥🖨🖱🖲🕹🗜💽💾💿📀📼📷📸📹🎥📽🎞📞☎️📟📠📺📻🎙🎚🎛⏱⏲⏰🕰⌛️⏳📡🔋🔌💡🔦🕯🗑🛢💸💵💴💶💷💰💳💎⚖️🔧🔨⚒🛠⛏🔩⚙️⛓🔫💣🔪🗡⚔️🛡🚬⚰️⚱️🏺🔮📿💈⚗️🔭🔬🕳💊💉🌡🚽🚰🚿🛁🛀🛎🔑🗝🚪🛋🛏🛌🖼🛍🛒🎁🎈🎏🎀🎊🎉🎎🏮🎐✉️📩📨📧💌📥📤📦🏷📪📫📬📭📮📯📜📃📄📑📊📈📉🗒🗓📆📅📇🗃🗳🗄📋📁📂🗂🗞📰📓📔📒📕📗📘📙📚📖🔖🔗📎🖇📐📏📌📍✂️🖊🖋✒️🖌🖍📝✏️🔍🔎🔏🔐🔓🔒❤️💛💚💙💜🖤💔❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟☮️✝️☪️🕉☸️✡️🔯🕎☯️☦️⛎♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♒️♓️🆔⚛️🉑☢️☣️📴📳🈶🈚️🈸🈺🈷✴️🆚💮🉐㊙️㊗️🈴🈵🈹🈲🅰️🅱️🆎🆑🅾️🆘❌⭕️🛑⛔️📛🚫💯💢♨️🚷🚯🚳🚱🔞📵🚭❗️❕❓❔‼️⁉️🔅🔆〽️⚠️🚸🔱⚜️🔰♻️✅🈯️💹❇️✳️❎🌐💠Ⓜ️🌀💤🏧🚾♿️🅿️🈳🈂🛂🛃🛄🛅🚹🚺🚼🚻🚮🎦📶🈁🔣ℹ️🔤🔡🔠🆖🆗🆙🆒🆕🆓0️1️2️3️4️5️6️7️8️9️🔟🔢#️*️▶️⏸⏯⏹⏺⏭⏮⏩⏪⏫⏬◀️🔼🔽➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️↗️↘️↙️↖️↕️↔️↪️↩️⤴️⤵️🔀🔁🔂🔄🔃🎵🎶➕➖➗✖️💲💱™©®〰➰➿🔚🔙🔛🔝🔜✔️☑️🔘⚪️⚫️🔴🔵🔺🔻🔸🔸🔹🔶🔷🔳🔲▪️▫️◾️◽️◼️◻️⬛️⬜️🔈🔇🔉🔊🔔🔕📣📢👁‍🗨💬💭🗯♠️♣️♥️♦️🃏🎴🀄️🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛🕜🕝🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦🕧🏳🏴🏁🚩🏳️‍🌈🇦🇫🇦🇽🇦🇱🇩🇿🇦🇸🇦🇩🇦🇴🇦🇮🇦🇶🇦🇬🇦🇷🇦🇲🇦🇼🇦🇺🇦🇹🇦🇿🇧🇸🇧🇭🇧🇩🇧🇧🇧🇾🇧🇪🇧🇿🇧🇯🇧🇲🇧🇹🇧🇴🇧🇦🇧🇼🇧🇷🇮🇴🇻🇬🇧🇳🇧🇬🇧🇫🇧🇮🇰🇭🇨🇲🇨🇦🇮🇨🇨🇻🇧🇶🇰🇾🇨🇫🇹🇩🇨🇱🇨🇳🇨🇽🇨🇨🇨🇴🇰🇲🇨🇬🇨🇩🇨🇰🇨🇷🇨🇮🇭🇷🇨🇺🇨🇼🇨🇾🇨🇿🇩🇰🇩🇯🇩🇲🇩🇴🇪🇨🇪🇬🇸🇻🇬🇶🇪🇷🇪🇪🇪🇹🇪🇺🇫🇰🇫🇴🇫🇯🇫🇮🇫🇷🇬🇫🇵🇫🇹🇫🇬🇦🇬🇲🇬🇪🇩🇪🇬🇭🇬🇮🇬🇷🇬🇱🇬🇩🇬🇵🇬🇺🇬🇹🇬🇬🇬🇳🇬🇼🇬🇾🇭🇹🇭🇳🇭🇰🇭🇺🇮🇸🇮🇳🇮🇩🇮🇷🇮🇶🇮🇪🇮🇲🇮🇱🇮🇹🇯🇲🇯🇵🎌🇯🇪🇯🇴🇰🇿🇰🇪🇰🇮🇽🇰🇰🇼🇰🇬🇱🇦🇱🇻🇱🇧🇱🇸🇱🇷🇱🇾🇱🇮🇱🇹🇱🇺🇲🇴🇲🇰🇲🇬🇲🇼🇲🇾🇲🇻🇲🇱🇲🇹🇲🇭🇲🇶🇲🇷🇲🇺🇾🇹🇲🇽🇫🇲🇲🇩🇲🇨🇲🇪🇲🇸🇲🇦🇲🇿🇲🇲🇳🇦🇳🇷🇳🇵🇳🇱🇳🇨🇳🇿🇳🇮🇳🇪🇳🇬🇳🇺🇳🇫🇰🇵🇲🇵🇳🇴🇴🇲🇵🇰🇵🇼🇵🇸🇵🇦🇵🇬🇵🇾🇵🇪🇵🇭🇵🇳🇵🇱🇵🇹🇵🇷🇶🇦🇷🇪🇷🇴🇷🇺🇷🇼🇼🇸🇸🇲🇸🇹🇸🇦

Get fucked

Why did that line break stay in there?

Nobody but you cares.

This thread 👌👌👌

hi

...

We fuck with each other constantly, if we let that wall go it would be counter to our MO


Something along those lines~

I may have to watch the grand finals, based on the results, those are going to be pretty fun too.


But you are fun
So I guess you are not allowed!


Good
Because Tokai is pretty cool

15 replies 121 retweets 327 likes

Think the problem is the line breaks, I tried to delete them.

A 👌 whole 💦 town 🏪 of 💦 beings, 👀 confined to 💦 feeling 😜 one 😤 emotion their 🍆 entire 👏 life. 👤 That 😐 could 🔒 honestly 👏 be 🐝 the 👏 focus of 💦 an 👹 entire 👏 movie, 🎥 but 🍑 in 👏 the 👏 emoji 😂 movie 🎥 that's 😦 just 👏 the 👏 world 🌎 they 👥 live 🙅 in, 👏 and 👏 yet 😇 these 👈 beings 👀 don't 🚫 question 😩 it 💯 and 👏 carry 🔛 on 🔛 their 🍆 lives 📴 as 🍑 normal... 😐 the 👏 emoji 😂 movie 🎥 takes 😉 a 👌 far 🌌 more 🍗 subtle 🙈 approach 😜 meaning critics probably 😻 didn't 🚫 notice the 👏 strong 💪 existential themes present 💲 in 👏 the 👏 film upon 👦 first 👆 viewing.

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

...

Wow, that's way slower when the delay isn't 0ms.

...

...

Poor HappyStick :c


I got trolled by the tweet steal.

This thread is lit

I actually made a rational and thought out statement guys ;~;

... but I know I should work on my brevity.

maybe I can make that a resolution.

Goodie.
what will you be?

Tweet thief

It gets better, young one

hol up


klutz are cute
you are cute
coincidence ?? i do no thinky sooooo


are you an astronaut ?


hi !! HOW ARE U


me too to be honest
i want big sleeve sweater to do this with
i own like. one.


looks LIKE IM GETTIN KICKED OUT OF THE BOARD BABY

hol up < 3

I'll have you know that I liked it on Twitter.

Why am I not surprised.

but what if I spill stuff like cola

I have several.
they're sup[er nice for the winter TbH

I was still invested in the topic, but had to sleep. Spectre cares about the facts, so I tried to lay them out logically and clearly, which took up a few more lines.

Just because someone likes guns, doesn't meet they have to buy into every conversative narrative.

I need to try saying more with less anyways

It was actually from the account of a Twitch streamer.

...

...

I bet it's a streamer who's a real gamur gurl tee hee desu don't hit on her silly bois.

share some with me !!
does your country have cool stores with lesser known colas ??
mr cola and spiffy cola are my two favorites !! :3

H O L U P

:3

hi wooka


im a real gamer girl tbh

WOAH

W O A H

WOAH

WOAH

bb grill

YEAH WHAT OFF IT
I DRINK THE IMPERIAL DRINK


but i have only half a can.
euh we have euroshopper cola
its all super america

DR PEPPER BELONGS TO THE NORDS

I had some Dr Pepper today

pepsi is best

I was born in space.

Dr. Pepper with a little bit of orange flavor is great.

ewie canned soda >.>

I miss dekter peppir


BEBIS sAX OR kAKA kEKA O are my prefferred koalas

His name is almost as bad as my brother's esport handle


I will be Cato!
And I will steal lloyd, you can use him as an example of what cool is


Goodbye!
Come back soon!


But it's speccy
he is the backwards cousin that you just roll your eyes at


Luka!

call me by my name

missus doctor pepper

It stole my image!

can u take me to pluto

Orange? like blue moobn?

I like those best cause when it's done I get to clench the can and throw it out. super asmr


dadda doo doo


whooo

Then that makes me

Mhm, kinda. Like, when you find one of those soda fountains that mixes different flavors into what you want, you just pick Dr. Pepper and orange and it makes magic.

i don't know what that is

cans are okay
but eck
glass bottled soda is best

expensive but soooo worth it
super tasty

If you ever wanted to know what it looks like to play with maphacks, just be better than Avilo. :^)

You are a weirdo, you know? The biggest weirdo I know.

...

This one, he's a cool bean

new

space rock

new


new

new


new


new

Oh then is fine.

Why? Don't you have it anymore?

meow~