♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Let us all commit suicide in 2018 Edition.

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That's fine, but you'll have to get online before that can happen

yaaaiite

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

What would u do if it turned out your gf used to be a rabbit?

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i'm afraid you'll yell at me...

For what? Also I'm high so why would I yell

grim's gf: G-Grim... I have a confession to make... I was born a rabbit...

grim: -blacks out and wakes up next to a dead rabbit-

I can't add or unblock you, you know this.

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Yeah that sounds like something Grim would do

*Cough*

Aye, they cute

You have me added on Steam and we talked there as recently as last night

I don't know what false reality you're trying to meme but I'm not going along with it

-huggu-

I don't.

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Erio, what is BC dick like?

nothing

Maybe I'll add people back but I don't know

Lol

smol

TBF when we gonna smash for the meme?

you can not, its perfectly fine

Maybe she wants to deceive a certain person who could be reading this but she should have at least run the idea by me beforehand

Blood-chan is pretty bad at RPing with a penis

You'd stay with her?

aint no rules out in the jungle baby

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WELCOME TO THE TUNGLE

WE'VE GOT FUN AND GAMES

REALLY makes you think

I don't think; I just use instinct and drugs

Hallucinogenics?

No, just weed

Everything else seems to have the potential to fuck people up too much

I know a guy who went kind of retarded just from acid

I blame China

They make LSD? China is ruining things by making a product in a cheap way again?

You cannot smash my watermelon, I love her!

I rather not I need my alone time

What? You didn't write anything

eat short pant

talk to the meme cause the face ain't listenin

I found dinosaurs improved my life

Probably, you know what those "commies" are like

Shhhhhh, lets smash

i think that would work best yes

You must like your gf a lot if u'd still sex her even if she's transpecies and was born a rabbit

You probably never had to teach what the different dinosaurs are called to Chinese children

Dinosaur names were like the hardest thing for them

When I was in Beijing it was always Nigerians trying to sell me drugs

Not being Chinese improved my life too.

Alright fine I'll leave alone...
bye4now

nooooo

you just don't want people to talk to me...

Not surprising China's long term investment in the continent of Africa.

Me, you, sonata... we could have a good time.

i think i get enough of you here, is what im saying

:3 Hihi Scooters.

*huggus *

Same, white privilege is real there

It's just a shitpost

Anyway eat dinner if you haven't yet

Idk, it was in the Sanlitun district

It's pretty much Beijing's hub for foreign stuff and where all the embassies are

Wouldn't be surprised if those Nigerians worked for the Nigerian embassy

Good to know my enormous white dick will have much power there

Hello~

Their Special Foreign shiet thingy.
FUCK
NOT REAL COMMUNISM
I feel so stronk for MAOISM it makes me sad

How was your day?

White people need first world salaries and living standards or they wouldn't come teach

China seems like one of the most capitalist countries in the world to me, lol

They sure are focused on materialism and gaining money, anyway

Well obviously.

Who the fuck would go somewhere to make less money.

Chyna

I guess, alcohol isnt SO bad

yus

Well the cost of living is low so you end up saving a ton

I'm addicted to fresh non-polluted air now

SHOW ME WHATCHA GOT

Sounds nice

What are you talking about? I would fuck Elma

Maybe it's good China is making all of our iPhones

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We all want it, but come on, let us be realistic

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who said I wouldn't scoots?

Good morning!

But, why would you....

Cause I can? idk

TIme to slam some MORE whiskey. I was having a whiskey off with an uncle and losing badly.

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That is a rather erotic "yay" answer. But my main juxtaposition is regarding the crossing of schedules.
Plus christ, how much awkaward ass eating can you take?

I'd eat Scoots ass.

But I'm pure

nigga its 8PM

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You'd eat a dog's ass too you nasty fuck

a oure harlot, Blood-chan, come on. We've known each other this long.

You'd eat my ass, right Scoots?

Yes, true..

There's only one way to find out.

4 months and I still laugh when BC tries to reply to me and they are still filtered.
I applaud the perseverance though.

i bet BC would eat squash's ass

Um..................

I guess... I suppose a few nights at Elma's Dungeon ar ein order

Blood-chan is so annoying. I want to cum in that tight boyt pussy, buy theyre always so coy

I have higher standards than BC can reach.
I wouldn't let that mental idiot near me.

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I would honestly jerk Tak off just to make his dreams come true.

I mean, Squash is nice... BUT... Minneapolis?

The fuck are you on about with Minneapolis?

No idea... It seemed relevant... Ecven though you wnet to... Missouri? Mississipi? Some back water fuck xD

are you okay Scoot

I am never okay.

Missouri.

Yep. TOtally got it. Nailed it.

That guy wasn't even good at lying, lmao.

2bad I never finished this.

:( I woke up just a bit ago

Rin.
Sinni.
I dislike you.

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Hey, look, I managed to make a spreadsheet script that'll tell me if someone likes me if I input their name.

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Idk how but it even works when I misspell it.

LOOK AT THAT EXACT SCIENCE

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:C

I've no time for thots, that is KNOWN.

Perfect.

i don't think i'd feel comfortable with this

I'd probably need a gun for most of the screens. Have to end it before.

I typed Echo's name in and it gave me this?????

Ahahah

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try me try me

How does it do that?

No, try me!

no

Wow, ouch. Jeez. unnecessary roughness.

Programmer Magic.

Marriage wasnt supposed to be easy

Uuuuuuuuuh.

Huh...

I think it broke.

Wish is an enigma

Like that one thing which Neru or Erin did that tracked posts between posters and created social hubs between them?

I want to lick Rin's collarbone

SD is my boi

I #VALUE you too

I want to punch Rin's Adam's apple.

Scoots is my gucci mane

yfw Ripple

i wonder what happens if you type in user

GUCCI GUCCI GUCCI SD GANG

Maybe, it is time to cause a shitstorm. Time to stir the shit.

I am in the mood to burn some bridges.

emma needs to stop by and say hi... for reasons.

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Funny, really... How it goes...

How, you get sidelined...

right?

Because You do not fit neatly in a box....

labels are for soup cans DURRHURRHURRRRR #SJW

But what if I want a bowl of Elma?

Maddie!

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L-lewd >///<

Hello, user.

not a good look for hayley

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My cash still haven't gone through
Would have bought on Christmas eve when it was 1.05 or however it was. Rip me.

Well, who ever said that...

You arent a good look for Haylz.

how's it going?

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That's lewd!

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FUCK I won't be able to ride this wave. This is fucking insane ;_;

yes?

I'm still waiting to be able to trade too. Should be able to before work tomorrow^^

Would you?

It goes.

What's new?

Would I... Lewd an elma? Would I what?

I found the avatar I'll use.

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Yes!

The Falcon Heavy rocket was stood up on the pad recently. That is pretty exciting and new

blashphemy

I mean my bank transfer. fffuuuuuuuuuck

So?

SWOL OH

So it was important that you were told.

Why? I'm perfectly well aware what I post
Is this Cato?

I can't, I can't
I can't stand losing

Roxanne

Brilliant

Of course, I am just bullshiting.

It is incredibly boring over here

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I love screens.

LOL. I'd hate to be her boyfriend when she gets real mad.

:3

ooh isn't that Musk's newest?

Yeah. I'm like waiting for my coin.

Hayley is a SWEETHEART

Well, as you realize, it is a neither here nor there question.

U drinkan my dude?

I don't know what that's supposed to mean.

The better question is, is Colbs?

Hardcore style, brother

It means a... bite the pillow....

U know it nigga

SHOTS

Yep. But in a relationship i imagine she can get tense.

Yeah, he is launching his car to Mars in January

I'll head to sleep

I think Wish had a fair bit in Ripple.

EVERYBODY!!!!!

Potentially, breaking things

I've got some on my mind. We will find out tomorrow what I buy :p

Well now that's a shame

Elma... come one....

But it's Justice time.
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What'cha got?

D
A
N
C
E

*bites the pillow*

Well, I am afraid you have been sodomized. In a most messy fashion.

Just as easy as A-B-C

It is the ANHTEM

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that's the fukken best omg

But what if it was DVNO?

The songs the same

But is it lit, is it Fire?
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yep. I like taking videos of my gf and using them against her out of the blue.

My dude, it is the great fire of London

Thank God it wasn't England, otherwise that'd been such a big city to lose.

After all, England is the Capital city of the UK

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSSHOTSSHOTSSHOTS

Vodka & Cranberry

That's what the wise seer from Tube of Yous told me in his power chant.

Oh.
I drank that combo too much at one point, I can't drink anything cranberry flavoured without gagging.

ERRYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sd KNOW THE THE DARK MAgIKS

I may have accidentally got involved in witchcraft.
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rip

I ever tell you of the Leeds fest where we say;

crystal castles
enter shikari
pendulum

in that order in the NME tent?

THat was a formative scoot year

Sodomy is serious buziness

Yeah, only seen Pendulum out of those live, and that was like around June this year.
They still have that touch.

It's pretty good tho

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

i mean it is when you don't fucking use lube you maniac

True, but once you drink it too much, it just haunts your mind and taste buds.

I'll make sure to not do that then

IT. WAS. HARDCORE.
Alice Glass. She is my girl. ALWAYS.

Colbert, we need to drink one time.. and... Spit is lube, baka

Assholes are exits.

And what?

Good!

I only have one track from Crystal Castles in my Spotify playlist, and that's Deicide.

youtube.com/watch?v=9LfRRb81suI

And........................................................ something somethint spit

I'm a conscious alcoholic

You had me until "somethint"

That is, reasonable... try this

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i wanna make this music

Apologies my dude, i think I thought I could merge that... but It couldnt...

not bad like that. I just let her talk shit and then send her vids to remind her of "certain things." or to get her worked up at certain times.

Same, but sometimes you just buy too much of it ready-ish.

That's alright, but pretty upbeat-ish.
Just liked how Deicide sounded like it was old clubbing music.

I forgive you

See, I buy mine right before I'm about to drink so I never run into that problem

Would do that, but stores close here early-ish.

TRY THIS REEEEE

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i ALWAYS loved this style because it reflects an inner chaos I guess

#thank

glorious colbert

For some reason that gave me some Blue Stahli / Celldweller vibes.
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Tell them to stop that.

I gotchu fam

babby's first limit order ^^

I can't, I'm not a dumb politician who presses yes or no on matters and gets paid awfully a lot!

Then handle it the Norwegian way and burn them down

I will go one further. GIVE ME WHAT YOU THINK ON THIS

LITERALLY

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I WANT DEETS

When is elma gonna send me some juicy pics?

Come on, Welma, lemme jerk my ding dong

But I'm not Varg Vikernes.

Start's pretty psych-trance, but it evolves into something reminding me of dark DnB that would fit dystopian cyberpunk stuff.
Like this.
youtube.com/watch?v=t6maVVFs0As
Or like Black Sun Empire.
youtube.com/watch?v=8_iHeLVn6bg

Is it interesting?

I CANT BELEIVE HE BANNED ME :{

Could definitely see it somewhere, but probably not like mainstage stuff.
But who needs mainstage anyhow?

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I don't have any recent pics

Fuck that. I would love to be le meme underground

I mean... tht is okay, I mean, it isnt reasonable to expect one to keep on top of that

Like Death Grips meme underground?

hell yeah
thatd be killa

So you would say that you've seen footage, or been seen on footage?

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whatever happened to SCANNER

The secondary

Become a him

Oh.
I saw Scan-chan online in Discord like a few days ago, I felt like @him, but ehh..

But that would ruin my dreams of becoming a 2D gril.

i wonde rif he is doing aite

It's Scan-chan, so probably surviving as always.

You'll NEVER be a 2-D girl

EVER

brb is tiem to make the cancer song for SD

Please don't crush my dreams like this..

What did Scoots mean by this?

If I have to live with the reality of never being a brown bunnygirl, you have to live with your own reality

You just need to habeeb it!

dropbox.com/s/2m15lag78xmgiur/Cancer for Bats - Iggy Sawdust.m4a?dl=0

Got some bounce vibes from that.
Do you have a soundcloud or something Scoots?

I do not, I do what I o on the spur of the moment. I keep meaning to go proper/harder with music learning and other shiet.

Oh, perhaps you should hook one up and post random things in there?
Who knows, might get some views as the time goes by.

Perhaps fam!
I may probably try

Doo eet.

everybody's golf is maybe the best game of all time for the PLAYSTATION 4 home entertainment console

Then I can be the fame.
probably not
thank god

Sounds lame

Doo eet, might just get somewhere!

Doo eeet Scootee

doooing it noi

Sleep!

Good!

waking up at 8pm

It's not 8 PM yet.

No.
You sleep.

4 minutes off

my bad

I'd Touch Tap Ban's Baby

You're not luka

soundcloud.com/user-250412885/cancer-of-the-brain

@SD

Neat-o

yeah but i wana be cut

typical

Yeah BUT why should I give you what you want ?

how so

bc ur nice uwu

No, enjoy it.

WHAT

No

Night. soon

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coffee for me, yay timezones, isn't it like almost 5am where you are scoot what the fuck

Nini Scoots!

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nini !!

ur a big stinky you know that

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Thats fine

Ignore

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How's Colbs?

Average, you?

Awfully tired and having troubles concentrating.

go sleep

Echo did you buy Rin panties for Christmas?

You sly dog you

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My dreams are getting more and more amazing at the cost of more hours asleep.

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