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Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

-Sonata_Claus sneaks through the thread with his sack of presents slung over his shoulder. Three skwirls dressed as elves follow him, placing treats in everyone's stockings. He carefully arranges the packages so everyone can see their name tag. After another year's work, he yawns and curls up under the tree with his skwirls, using the sack as a blanket-

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Mason Morris
Mason Morris

im thirsty

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

You're so cruel, holoanon.

so am I, actually.

Pistachios are good, though

Carson Robinson
Carson Robinson

No shit, you desperate narwhal.

Cooper Rogers
Cooper Rogers

Apples are everything y'know
WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE JUST THINK OF THE TAILS?
big fluffy tails <3~

Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Brown

aren't*
how do i english?

Nolan Wright
Nolan Wright

it that a nut?

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

Touch fluffy tail

Noah Ward
Noah Ward

*pets*

Ethan Thompson
Ethan Thompson

comb out tangles for moar fluff

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

No self-respecting would let their tail fur get tangled.

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

Ehh. Sometimes in the course of adventurnatin' a wolfgirl just needs a good bath amirite?
< always be sure to comb tail out afterwards k

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

you ain't wrong
but Holo don't need no adventuring. She's a good ol' merchant wolf

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

^_^

Blake Perez
Blake Perez

Evening

Isaiah Jones
Isaiah Jones

when's boxing day?

Austin Hernandez
Austin Hernandez

Yea, but wat about her 6 gorillion other lives before now? What then? Do wolf tails get no love in the past?

Respect the Wolf Tail

Angel Young
Angel Young

Nowish!

But Holotail is the most important Holotail of them all!

Nicholas Thomas
Nicholas Thomas

how come my things didn't change in price?
;~;

i want sales!

Lucas Morgan
Lucas Morgan

Some ppl literally obsess over tails. be honest now what would you do if you had a tail?

Jackson Green
Jackson Green

cause you have to specifically find sales

I probably wouldn't but I would have an other half that does
animalgirls need to be a thing

Brayden Cruz
Brayden Cruz

i didn't find any
:(

Jace Ramirez
Jace Ramirez

that feeling when you make friends on OverWatch and you don't see them on any of your lists a couple days later.
That's fine, it's not like I was used to having friends anyway.

Ian Barnes
Ian Barnes

animalgirls need to be a thing
Granted on one condition. That we all agree catgrils is plainly superior to all other mimis. This is objectively true.

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

check out all the places you've been to before (may not work for everyone)

google.com/maps/timeline?pb

Parker Brooks
Parker Brooks

Click on the red box to feel like Big Brother is watching you

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

add me then

Neziwi#1281

Chase Perry
Chase Perry

try searching boxing day deals?

Friends are lame, who needs friends?

Dog/wolf girls are damn close. Holo specifically might make it to catgirl level, but that is a special case

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

Holo specifically might make it to catgirl level, but that is a special case
Haha ok fair enough.
*hands u appul*

Later bred.

Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

awww, already?

See you, holoanon

Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

Semen and cream cheese cake

Charles Baker
Charles Baker

where?

James Peterson
James Peterson

On the table

Oh shit, that wasnt a reply to me. nevermind, sorry

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

*pets bunny*

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

this one definitely needs petteded too.

Chase Walker
Chase Walker

I woke up at midnight and I'm going to be so fucking tired at work today since i can't fall back asleep

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

okay!

Joshua Lee
Joshua Lee

The day may be slow and long but it will end.

Michael Bailey
Michael Bailey

adorable!
<3

James Martinez
James Martinez

best NEET

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

When are we gonna fucking BAN lloyd

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

;w;

Isaac Wood
Isaac Wood

Smegma cake

Joshua Williams
Joshua Williams

this mori mori person WASN'T lloyd
what the FUCK

guess we do have to hang him

Jack Ortiz
Jack Ortiz

I'm a HORNED, HORNED!!!!! anime girl

Alexander Ward
Alexander Ward

Shuten makes me feel so pretty tbh

Kayden Diaz
Kayden Diaz

You poor fool.

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

I miss Mori Mori person already

You ruined it, squid!

Jack Allen
Jack Allen

WHO?????

hai

Jayden Murphy
Jayden Murphy

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brody James
Brody James

I couldn't do it

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

do it anyway

Gabriel Carter
Gabriel Carter

It's too late
It's past
We won't even be able to have Boxing Day shenanigans

Christian Murphy
Christian Murphy

why nooot

can I just have revy shenanigans instead?

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

I tried I really tried
I'm worried what he thinks
I was there I was so close to being able to do it
But I just passed out and had to go home
I didn't even eat yesterday
I just wanted so badly to be with him
Because I work 12 hours tomorrow because the shift manager is a cuck

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

But I am here for lots of days
A bunch of opportunities for revy shenanigans

Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

hi

Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

I was supposed to have bes fren Christmas date but I passed out and he just paced around the room while I slept for like an hour

Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith

I got the drift

do bes fren two-days-after-christmas date followed by newyears date after

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

Why am I poor and or a fool

How u doing

Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

I dunno

Probably should sleep soon

Wyatt Young
Wyatt Young

Do you always go to sleep this late

Dylan Phillips
Dylan Phillips

lately I have been

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

kinda want to talk to someone

im in a strange mood

David Rodriguez
David Rodriguez

just watched Shutter Island for the first time

I tried to guess the 'twist' since I knew it had one, and got it on my second try 12mins in, completely blind guess lmao

WARNING SPOILERS:

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Jose Brown
Jose Brown

i mean it was a bit different than what I guessed but same concept

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

Let's go to sleep at the same time

Hudson Cook
Hudson Cook

I'm lonely

Ryder Mitchell
Ryder Mitchell

just watched Shutter Island for the first time

Shit movie imo could have saved yourself the time

Eli White
Eli White

No thanks

Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

What if I bring a squid kid plush dude

Juan Long
Juan Long

Man, I am not as hungover as I thought i'd be

Leo Smith
Leo Smith

Ban stay up another 6 hours

Eli Sanders
Eli Sanders

Everyone should stay up another 6 hours tbh

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

My dick stays up for six hours

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

You should see a doctor

David Campbell
David Campbell

Suck..?

Owen Price
Owen Price

u have my permission to suck

Ethan Ross
Ethan Ross

No I was wondering if you would suck that cock

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

I know Squash would suck it.

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

That is a nice cock blood-chan owo

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

Thanks ^^ I wish I had the full set, I would avatar as it.

Ryder White
Ryder White

I know. I have made my intentions clear.

Alexander Lee
Alexander Lee

Bet you want to lick it.

Ethan Davis
Ethan Davis

You can't just let me suck you with nothing in return

Yes, I do! I would go slowly and lick it all off his tummy :#

Logan Gomez
Logan Gomez

The act of letting you suck should be more than enough.

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

suc

Dominic Perry
Dominic Perry

see

Lucas Smith
Lucas Smith

I hate that anime so much, but Nagato made it watchable

Juan Turner
Juan Turner

he's a fag

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

The homoqueerism in this thread is stunningly high for there only being three people posting.

Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

Lemme eat that ass

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

You wouldn't suck this?

Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

It's a lot to eat ._.

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

Me, Grim, Scoots.
Seems pretty even keel.

Zachary Mitchell
Zachary Mitchell

I wanted to watch that movie, what's it called? Can I find it on torrent now?

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

I'm dating a basic white bitch.

So no.

Aaron Brooks
Aaron Brooks

There is a great bluray on there.

Atomic Blonde

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

W-who are you dating...?

Oh shiiit!
I don't think I have space in my HDD
Please kill me....

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

Only the most basic of white girls.
エコーち。

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

You're dating him? What about me? How long are you going to make me wait?

Robert Evans
Robert Evans

I would be unable to keep up with you.

David Martinez
David Martinez

Its not fair...

Justin Myers
Justin Myers

Use a cloud.

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

Those are hackable and I would like to have the copy on my computer! I have a 2TB HDD lying around somewhere... I'll transfer my stuff into that soon... prolly today...

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

I hate Rin

Isaac Rivera
Isaac Rivera

Do it. And watch Atomic Blonde. F-for me?

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

Me too, she's a cunt.

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

Good morning!

Chase Flores
Chase Flores

GOOD MORNIGN BITCHES

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

Morning bitches can be a bitch

Kayden Reyes
Kayden Reyes

good mornin!

James Jones
James Jones

Tru

What's' up cutie?

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

Boy just woke up, tryin to figure out what to do today uwu.

What's up with you?

Cooper Wood
Cooper Wood

not much yet. got the day to myself and stuff idk

prolly sit around and be sad.

Connor Parker
Connor Parker

bruh same.

How was your crimmus?

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

bruh

it was okay. spent it with my roommate's family. they got me a gaming mouse and we made a really nice steak dinner..

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

Sit around and be sad
Whai

Colton Morales
Colton Morales

Meme killer elite

Easton Hill
Easton Hill

MEME KILLER ELITE

idk.

Jaxson Richardson
Jaxson Richardson

bruh?

sounds nice!! Chrimus is really nice :)C

Lucas White
Lucas White

Yeah don't do that.

It was okay.

Connor Allen
Connor Allen

Silly!

Thomas Miller
Thomas Miller

Oh I'm sorry I completely forgot! Wont happen again!!

:)c what is your favorite holiday?

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

No u. Where's the leash girls~?

Hmm. Halloween I guess. I haven't really celebrated too many holidays in the past few years. hbu?

Carson Edwards
Carson Edwards

I forgot how fun Ape Escape 1 was.
Anyway, morning.

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

probably crimmus or valentine's day

tho my fam doesn't celebrate holidays so this is the first year in awhile I've done stuff to celebrate.

Morn!

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

How's it going?

Kayden Watson
Kayden Watson

test is getting angry at video game... ;~;

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

Good! Watchin dumb shit with boy.

How was your crims?

Liam Flores
Liam Flores

Was fine.

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

Yay!!
Wanna hang out?

Landon Murphy
Landon Murphy

Not really.

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

Kay! I hope you have a good post crims, all the same :)c

Connor Cox
Connor Cox

Oh yeah, found a few. Most of it also has other bondage stuff involved but I doubt that's a problem for you^^

Sebastian Davis
Sebastian Davis

HOly fuck yes

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

Playing some games atm so might be responding slowly

Andrew Rodriguez
Andrew Rodriguez

Thank youu

Jack Jenkins
Jack Jenkins

Anytime

Hi

Easton Bell
Easton Bell

Guess what

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

Jewel Drop?

Kevin Bell
Kevin Bell

this pls omg

Hudson James
Hudson James

I was gna say you're pretty cool

Michael Flores
Michael Flores

JUSTICE! DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKS!!!

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

im mad at rin, sorry..

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

Its okay -pets-

Noah Thomas
Noah Thomas

Skyrim belongs to the Nords, Imperial scum. The jarls are mere puppets of the Thalmor, but surely you have been blinded.

:3

I'll take it~

Oliver Martinez
Oliver Martinez

I wanna be a pet so bad :(

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

Everyone just uses you for lewds.

Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez

It's not uncommon. I prefer being on the other side

I don't mind, lewd is an effective unifying agent.

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

ur a lewd slut

Parker Howard
Parker Howard

The irony hits hard

Elijah Jones
Elijah Jones

i want to kill her...

John Adams
John Adams

Do it

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

I want to make it as painful as possible

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

Pliers are your friend

Ian Young
Ian Young

Sinni is a THOT

GET FUKKED THOT

Lincoln Butler
Lincoln Butler

The fuck is a "thot"?

Christian Ross
Christian Ross

Ask sinni

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

:O

Aiden Gray
Aiden Gray

Sinni.

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

Huh. Suddenly I find myself unenthused.

Dominic Morales
Dominic Morales

Are you in need of a pet?

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

Good evening, Sabrunzel.

Hey Welmsly~

James Sanders
James Sanders

Wouldn't be all bad

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

Proof.

Howdy! Hope ya had a good ExMuss. :3

David Hill
David Hill

FOURTH REICH

Let us be the New Hitler

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

It was really quite nice, thank-you. Quiet and relaxing.

How was yours?

Noah White
Noah White

Shouldn't you be asleep?

Mason Wood
Mason Wood

It's bullshit, I did not Hitler, I did not. Oh, hi Marx!

Mine was good. I decided to skip making a huge dinner this year just made fajitas. They were a hit. :3

Then some close friends and I got tipsy and had a Nathan For You Marathon. Just as the early Christians celebrated. Very authentic.

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

heyu~

Merry Crimbas.

:3c

David Barnes
David Barnes

Nathan For You is such cringe ^~^

Isaiah Richardson
Isaiah Richardson

fajitas
a Nathan For You Marathon
Very authentic.
That doesn't sound quite right...

Happy Crimbo! How was yours this year~?

John James
John James

OH
HI
MARX

nice one my dude, good save.

TELL ME. ABOUT. YOU KNOW WHAT

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

I'm going now!

Ryan James
Ryan James

cologne is tasty

Jason Perry
Jason Perry

I'm pretty sure cologne isn't supposed to be digested.

Dominic Gray
Dominic Gray

Heh. Someone who's a whore in bed and a lady in the streets, or however the saying goes.

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

Well, you shouldn't eat German towns/cities tbh

Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

Man, I could really go for a Hamburg right now.

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

It's deliciously cringy! I ♥ it!
Also, hi Maddy! Merry Christmasadaylate!

Well, it's not super authentic. The early Christians only ate fish and nuts, but Paul needed to Hellenize the religion in order to maintain his grip upon it. To that end, he incorporated the Greco-Roman fondness for Tex-Mex food and awkward Comedy Central shows.

Augustus wrote a huge cookbook about it.

Rey's parents are adopted.

Your poo's gonna smell like the spring mega-issue of Vogue.

Mason Martinez
Mason Martinez

they shouldn't have put it in such pretty bottles if they didn't want me to drink it

William Cox
William Cox

This image reminds me of the Atelier games.

Caleb Richardson
Caleb Richardson

MY MIND IS EXPLODED IN AMAZEMENT

Liam Torres
Liam Torres

Good night.

Which one?

She's from Azur Lane, some ship game that a handful of posters play. Not sure what the Atelier games are ^^

Benjamin Young
Benjamin Young

I know lots of cool shit.

Liam Parker
Liam Parker

If you're gonna keep doing dumb shit can you at least write a will and leave your body to me?

Series of jRPGs about alchemy. The ones I've played have been pretty good.
pic related

Imagine the knowledgeable and highly eccentric tiny humans we could breed. We could rule the world, you and I.

Alexander Young
Alexander Young

my poop is going to smell like ink and child labour?

neat

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

So you are going to Rey post. Interesting.

Robert Morris
Robert Morris

My body is going to feed the homeless, sorry.

Brayden Rogers
Brayden Rogers

They'd be like those tiny Ashes from Army of Darkness.

Sass.

Ray posting forever!

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

ass?

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

I hate you too, Loco.

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

We'll be unstoppable!

Nolan Morales
Nolan Morales

To be fair, Loco is a perfectly acceptable thing to hate.

What's the deal with airline food?

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

I appreciate that you can hate me without harassing me with textwalls about it. <3

Leo Williams
Leo Williams

airline good jokes
even ironically
To the showers with you, Fräulein.

Landon Morgan
Landon Morgan

I can't get into RPG's anymore as I used to.
I did that crop years ago I think, did you save it here? :3

Joseph Watson
Joseph Watson

No

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

I believe the way he feels about you is the way you used to feel about me. A kind of hate that comes from a sense of betrayed trust and love.

That said, his seems to be mostly incoherent.

Samuel Wilson
Samuel Wilson

Yeah, but we were together before I felt that way about you. I think he's just ill.

How was Christmas? I got a jacket, and electrocuted. It was a nice time.

Cameron Barnes
Cameron Barnes

It's entirely possible. I don't remember where I got any of the things I save.

Sorry, that was a little tasteless.

Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

So it's sass for our elders today, is it?

Fun fact: The tiny Ashes were played by a troupe of trained baby sloths. They had speed up the footage to match the pace of the film.

I was always surprised that Ray's brother didn't murder-suicide the whole family.

Joshua Hernandez
Joshua Hernandez

We... were "together"? I thought I made that up.

My Christmas was quite lovely, aside from the random drunk man who stumbled into our house. That was a bizarre experience. How'd you manage to electrify yourself?

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

I won't look this up because I don't want to risk ruining the mental image you've just built for me.

John Sullivan
John Sullivan

How'd you manage to electrify yourself?

I, too, would like to know how did you that thing.

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

Overly powerful vibrator. Calling it now.

John Hill
John Hill

Just like the gas.

What?

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

elders

You're only 17 years older than me. Don't play it up, please.

I was trying to take the shade off my lightbulb. it hurt a bit.

Is drunk people wandering into your home not the norm is scotland.

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

oh thanks for the concern guys. Yes my heart could have exploded but all you fuckers want to know is how I was stupid enough to get my fingers stuck in a live socket.

pricks.

Benjamin Perez
Benjamin Perez

You disgust me. Fuck that was hilarious.

Don't play it up, please
But isn't that gap the reason you have a mommy fetish about her?

And no that isn't normal here for fuck sake. Wait, actually, it might be, considering that guy didn't seem phased by his own unusual behavior.

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

I couldn't care less.

Josiah Flores
Josiah Flores

On Wookie World, Chewbacca's name literally means "Mr. Pew Pew Puffy Pants". Because he hated his name so much, Chewie refused to wear pants.

On that show. The Raymond show. His brother just seemed like he was gonna snap any day and blow everyone's head off. But I'm sure he would have spared the kids.

I assumed you were triggered by a black and white movie and stuck a fork in a socket to wake yourself up and complete the mission.

Chase Lewis
Chase Lewis

liking Star Wars

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

I have a pet/femdom fetish they are NOT the same thing. I am tired of being accused of liking to dress up in diapers and be cradled by older women. It's not true.

You should have invited him to dinner. It's the Christmassy thing to do.

I don't get your references.

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

That is a weirdly specific denial to a very vague accusation, Loco.

Charles Watson
Charles Watson

watching big hero 6 with my nephews reminded me how great Honey Lemon is
she will always be best girl

ALWAYS

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

I never watched the show. Seemed like stale shit to be honest. Ive never been a fan of laugh tracks either.

Jaxon Nelson
Jaxon Nelson

thuis tbh

Owen Watson
Owen Watson

It was okay. Spent it with my roommate's family. Got an actual gaming mouse and now I can get like 5 kills per round^^

Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets ;3

And a happy Kwanzaa to you too, Sabrina-chan <3

I hope you were a good girl this year~

Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

anya's ghost
I have that one! It's great. :D

Despite what the title of the film indicates, Tom Hanks does not, at any point, fight a volcano in Joe vs The Volcano.

It was one of those shows that filled time between The Simpsons and other decent stuff when I was a kid, so I just kinda rode it out. It wasn't at a disastrously unfunny level of say, a Full House, but it weren't'n't very good neither.

Lincoln Rivera
Lincoln Rivera

5 kills in what game? I'm not up on what the cool kids are playing these days.

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

Yeahhh... I don't think the tiny human army idea is gonna work out.

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

Freak
A whore in the sheets sounds better to me :3

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

doesn't rhyme

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

People here like to make up things about me and how I'm in kinky relationships with my older professors and they make me call them Mommy when addressing them in class, in front of everbody.

It's all lies.

It's fun.

Ethan Davis
Ethan Davis

Guiz what's a great painless suicide method?

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

Lady in the streets, whore in the sheets doesn't rhyme?

Jayden Morris
Jayden Morris

There's a pleasing internal assonance rhyme with "freak" and "sheets".

Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

I hope you were a good girl this year~
I wanted to make a sassy, sexy joke about how I wasn't, but...damn, I was. I really, really was. I gotta not do that next year.

The movie Hoop Dreams does not contain a single dream sequence, though fans debate whether the entire film was one long, boring dream.

You're fun.

David Davis
David Davis

Being dragged out to socialize.

I wish I was dead.

Eh, the simpsons is just filler crap now anyway.

Inhaling toxic gasses.

Joseph Mitchell
Joseph Mitchell

Untrue. I'm very boring.

John Allen
John Allen

Freak on a leash, geek in the sheets!

Right? It's like watching a beloved, funny uncle slowly rot away in a psychiatric ward.

That's falser than a babydaddy's lie detector results on Maury.

Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

What gases?

Nolan Lopez
Nolan Lopez

Pfft, sure. I totally believe you.

Find a long piece of rope and a drop of at least 8ft. Make a noose in such a way that you drop 6ft. or further before the rope goes taut. If you follow the steps correctly your neck will snap and you'll be dead before you feel anything. Or your head might come off which is kind of awesome.

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

Or like watching my Grandmother at Christmas yesterday slip further into dementia.

That is for you to find out.

Bentley Torres
Bentley Torres

Carbon Monoxide poisoning is the obvious choice. You basically fall asleep before it kills you.

Grayson Morris
Grayson Morris

it's true. I'm unfunny and not very intelligent and I am a failure at most everything I've ever done. I'm terrible and the only thing I have to offer to anyone is gratitude for whatever attention I get, because I don't deserve it.

that, and my skill at playing the spoons.

Matthew Fisher
Matthew Fisher

Hmm, might be pronouncing them differently than I, but that doesn't work at all for me^^

Geek in the sheets
Don't mind if she's knowledgeable

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

...do you pronounce "freak" as, like, "free-ack" or something?

You weirdo.

Adrian Brown
Adrian Brown

Really? The head pops off?

Classic leave the car running in the garage.
Fair enough

Boring

Levi Miller
Levi Miller

Finally killing yourself?

Elijah Brooks
Elijah Brooks

If you fall far enough before the rope tightens it'll rip your head off. The further you fall the faster you're falling after all.

Dominic Ward
Dominic Ward

I think I just lame movie joked my way out of another friendship. ;___;

Justin Kelly
Justin Kelly

No. I can see how the ee/ea sounds similar, but as far as I know that doesn't make it a rhyme. Gear and Sheet doesn't rhyme either, for example. Are you memeing me?

Evan Diaz
Evan Diaz

I play a lot of fortnite.

I don't get paid for this shit x_x

Awwe, Sabby :(

Owen Perry
Owen Perry

Shhh, don't be silly. I just find my discussion with Smiles (I think that's her..?) easier to contribute to.

Look up assonance rhyme.

Ayden Morris
Ayden Morris

Dude, Fortnite is a hella dope game.

Robert Young
Robert Young

PLAY WITH ME

Yeah it's cool too cause you can play cross console and stuff.

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

Oh right, whore is the one that charges. Slut it is.

Eh, I like a traditional rhyme better.

Gabriel Taylor
Gabriel Taylor

literally one of your fantasies

holy wow, tmi

Kayden Peterson
Kayden Peterson

I'd rather be called a slut than a whore.

Blake Powell
Blake Powell

Thanks for your opinion in this discussion that does not relate to you.

Christian Torres
Christian Torres

What do you play it on?

Maybe you prefer it logically speaking but people generally prefer sentences, especially rhyming ones, with assonance and consonance rhymes. It's just a thing we do.

Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

Sadly no

That seem needlessly more gory than needbe lol

Colton Martinez
Colton Martinez

You described me, except that I cannot play the spoons. No rhythm.

Mmmf, oooh baby, don't stop whispering about RNA assemblage, I'm so cloooose, mmmmf!

It must be nighttime on Neptune, 'cause that was dark, Scoot.

I gotta do some naughty stuff in 2018. Have more fun. Resolution! I hope you had some fun adventures this year. :3

Aw, good. I'm feelin' super insecure today. Must be the cripplin' post-Christmas funk. Have fun!

Landon Young
Landon Young

I am a member of pc mastur raec now.

I'll naughty you in 2018. my whole year was an adventure.

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

Well. It is true. So I dunno. How has the day been?

Why the curiosity?

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

might want to take it private if you care so much about who it relates to

frankly i never thought you had a real mommy fetish, also you're only kind of boring most of the time

Oliver Ramirez
Oliver Ramirez

Kanra will be devastated that you're back, Loco.

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

I mean, to be fair, who expected loco to keep their vapid word.

Isaiah Reed
Isaiah Reed

loco left? for what a day and a half

Juan Hughes
Juan Hughes

Then don't fall far enough to behead yourself, you spastic. The science was already done for this shit over a hundred years ago.

Have you done any research on this?

I don't understand why someone would be in a funk after Christmas. My year picks up again from there.

Neat. I'll try remember to get it on PC some time then~

Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

I'm sorry for saying it's creepy how you try to flirt with me.

William Thompson
William Thompson

it's free do eet noww

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

But I'm advising Smiles on how to become an hero and pretending to be working on my game.

Henry Sanchez
Henry Sanchez

i wouldn't sincerely try to flirt with you if you were the last person on earth, i didn't reply because i was hoping you actually went through with filtering me

go prostitute yourself

Christian Davis
Christian Davis

My large pizza came with puppy chow.
I'm a happy doggo.

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

saying his name

you fucking idiot

you absolute goddamn moron

But no, I'm out if he starts doing his thing. Which, because we're talking about him, he will be. Soon.

Elijah Robinson
Elijah Robinson

Kanra, loco is here for you

Anthony Edwards
Anthony Edwards

lol oooh

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

You'd flirt with me though, right?

Then again I flirt with most anyone I like.

I'm bored and want to see what happens.

I'm just going to ignore him. I don't think you should leave just if he shows up though.

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

Smudge! How goes it?

implying it isn't fun to watch him

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

yea im absolutely not down for that anymore all joking aside

Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

So when you message me talking about how sexy my tummy is, you're doing that ironically?

Jace Hall
Jace Hall

if i didnt flirt back id be afraid of the consequences, you might try to start shitting on me again

Nathaniel Johnson
Nathaniel Johnson

I think I like slut better too.

Probably. Nothing I've read or studied so I can't say

Tell me how you love my polymeric molecules, you bad girl.

Logan Richardson
Logan Richardson

Curiosity's sake really

No, who goes to google for this stuff?
I don't want google thinking I'm suicidal.

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

Knowing what makes a good hip hopper good is, like, the best thing.

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

i gave you one compliment, you have a sexy tummy, thats all you get

i didnt really care that much

Christian Morales
Christian Morales

Tums are wonderful and made to be loved.

Howdy, baby.
Doing well. Moved back to Missouri last week and now I'm just chilling. Hung out with my dad back over at the Highschool. Now I'm just munching some chow.

gib me da tasty poopy

Hunter Cruz
Hunter Cruz

I don't think me being around is very helpful for him.

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

wanting loco tummy

Lucky you are not a cat then.

Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

had*

had a sexy tummy, its like a two year old picture and my girlfriends gotten kind of fatter so maybe you did too

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

what the fuck is scooby snacks on a pizza anyways

Caleb Smith
Caleb Smith

no no, it's not you, him being HERE is not helpful for him

even if we get really upset with each other eventually we just forget or get over it, this is not a comfortable environment for people with a permanent chip on their shoulder

Luke Parker
Luke Parker

I'm happy to hear it, Maddie! I hope 2018 is even more adenturier!

My best friend recently moved back down here from New York, so I feel like I'll be in more trouble the fun kind next year. Fingers crossed. :D

I'm sorry, dear. I didn't realize. Are you ok? My day's been mostly alright, despite being in the office.

That's actually really cute. Thank you, Bep. It cheered me up.

I dunno. I just feel funky. But I'm sure I'll get over it. ♥

Phospholipid bilayer? I barely know her!

Zachary Ramirez
Zachary Ramirez

Nor is me being around, but I'm not going to leave just because of that.

It's up to you though.

Side dish.

Also this.

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

you're going to make me google what scooby snacks are at a pizza place

Michael Brooks
Michael Brooks

Puppy chow.

Jaxson Peterson
Jaxson Peterson

starting with Google
You god damn retard.

That sounds pretty swell. Wait, why is your dad at a highschool? Is he a paedo?

I just feel funky.
youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0

Angel Flores
Angel Flores

Doesn't matter.
What're you doing in the office? I guess no fun allowed this Christmas, well... Not as much as one would like you to have... Unless it is for something fun to do at work.

Chase Cook
Chase Cook

It's chex with peanut butter, chocolate, and powdered sugar.

He's a teacher.

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

My imouto got a Kylo Ren lightsaber for christmas. It's the kind that lights up and makes noises and flashes when you whack it.

She also got a blue Rey lightsaber that does the same. So that's all we've been doing is having swordfights with them. It's nice.

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

ohhhh you mean that christmas checkmix sweets stuff

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

That's a pretty good cover story. *wink wink*

Grayson Lee
Grayson Lee

Ask.com wasn't helping

Very punny

Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

Yeah.

Don't make me choke you.

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

coffee is good i have some coffee

Tyler Cruz
Tyler Cruz

That is my job. Master Affecionado of Puns.

Juan James
Juan James

...that was quite amusing. Well played.

Wow, Squash, that's a bit forward. Shouldn't you invite me to dinner first~?

Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

can confirm

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

Disgusting.

My ass is your dinner.
My piss is your wine.

Adrian Bell
Adrian Bell

mt dumbfuck friend got starwars battelfront 2 and every time i go over i have taken the opportunity to make fun of him for it

waiting twelve hours to play the game you paid for sure must be fun

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

my friend is called Mt. dumbfuck yes

Josiah Miller
Josiah Miller

I may hear it subconsciously

Exactly

How about we go for some monosaccharides?

Ian Ramirez
Ian Ramirez

Agree to fulfill a few weird requests and I'll agree to this meal plan.

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

I don't do anything with my mouth below the waist.

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

paying money just to get access to a slot machine

Hudson Perez
Hudson Perez

Nooo, no, I just need you to- wait then why would I be expected to do so for you?

You jerk!

Zachary Flores
Zachary Flores

'cause you love me.

Oliver Cruz
Oliver Cruz

yes they have never been he best at making sound or informed decisions, but this really is testing our 20 year long friendship quite a bit

Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed

Might be learning how to draw friends

Anthony Lopez
Anthony Lopez

Just what we need, another Loco.

Carter Bell
Carter Bell

the best*

Brody Barnes
Brody Barnes

NO

Kayden Rogers
Kayden Rogers

why not

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

That is beyond funked up, Yam.

It's terrible, Scoot. Pity me!

That. Is. Ab. So. Lutely. Adorable.
You're such a good big brother, ya know that? She's really gonna appreciate in the future.

That may very well be the most filthy thing you've ever said to me.

Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

george already draws too though, and they dont post here but we even have an artfag from Erio's old skypegroup that had gotten paid commissions before

Wyatt Stewart
Wyatt Stewart

The Discord is basically just the other Discords I left and I don't know how to feel about it.

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

I do. You are the most pitiful. joke But I work 28th/29th and then work New Year's Eve/New Year's Day.
What have they got you doing?

Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

all things go in cycles

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

because that's my thing

I also got her a sketchbook and some colouring pencils and a sketching set. She's going to Scotland tomorrow with my parents and I've ordered her to sketch the rolling hills for me.

They better be good sketches too.

Christian Hughes
Christian Hughes

who do you think is like teachin me and shit

besides I need a new hobby

cute

Leo Hernandez
Leo Hernandez

I'm not even sorry.

Adam Rodriguez
Adam Rodriguez

Blah.

I'm just going to keep playing Dank Souls.

Evan Carter
Evan Carter

she's cute

whost is she?

Alexander Torres
Alexander Torres

i wasnt stating that to imply you should not be drawing, i was just stating it

i guess loco is just being loco, at least they picked a fantastic name

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

Maja Ivarsson of The Sounds

Gavin Moore
Gavin Moore

thats a good idea, i should really get done with darksouls 3 so i can not feel like garbage at videogames

Jordan Smith
Jordan Smith

ye I kno, don't worry.

How are you bty

she cyoot

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

That is the Swedes for you.

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

im doing okay i suppose in that i am still alive, fed, and not freezing, Christmas was pretty okay but el shrug

holidays dont really have the same affect they used to and im totally broke after the holidays, i'm more looking forward to getting wasted on new years

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

I'm getting really back into it with my brother.

Luke Gomez
Luke Gomez

bruh kinda same
except on like sparkling grape cider.

i'm trying to figure out how to spend holiday money that I don't even have yet qq

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

thats cool, it really helps to have someone around, im actually still pretty early in the game so if you feel like doing a new run i'd totally probably be able to use the assistance

i guess darksouls 3 isn't as active as i imagined it anymore but its not like dead

Robert Peterson
Robert Peterson

yea, just wait till you get the money before you think about spending it, you're going to give yourself undue stress

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