-Sonata_Claus sneaks through the thread with his sack of presents slung over his shoulder. Three skwirls dressed as elves follow him, placing treats in everyone's stockings. He carefully arranges the packages so everyone can see their name tag. After another year's work, he yawns and curls up under the tree with his skwirls, using the sack as a blanket-
-Sonata_Claus sneaks through the thread with his sack of presents slung over...
You're so cruel, holoanon.
so am I, actually.
Pistachios are good, though
No shit, you desperate narwhal.
Apples are everything y'know
WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE JUST THINK OF THE TAILS?
big fluffy tails <3~
how do i english?
it that a nut?
Touch fluffy tail
comb out tangles for moar fluff
No self-respecting would let their tail fur get tangled.
Ehh. Sometimes in the course of adventurnatin' a wolfgirl just needs a good bath amirite?
< always be sure to comb tail out afterwards k
you ain't wrong
but Holo don't need no adventuring. She's a good ol' merchant wolf
when's boxing day?
Yea, but wat about her 6 gorillion other lives before now? What then? Do wolf tails get no love in the past?
Respect the Wolf Tail
But Holotail is the most important Holotail of them all!
how come my things didn't change in price?
i want sales!
Some ppl literally obsess over tails. be honest now what would you do if you had a tail?
cause you have to specifically find sales
I probably wouldn't but I would have an other half that does
animalgirls need to be a thing
i didn't find any
that feeling when you make friends on OverWatch and you don't see them on any of your lists a couple days later.
That's fine, it's not like I was used to having friends anyway.
animalgirls need to be a thing
Granted on one condition. That we all agree catgrils is plainly superior to all other mimis. This is objectively true.
check out all the places you've been to before (may not work for everyone)
Click on the red box to feel like Big Brother is watching you
add me then
try searching boxing day deals?
Friends are lame, who needs friends?
Dog/wolf girls are damn close. Holo specifically might make it to catgirl level, but that is a special case
Holo specifically might make it to catgirl level, but that is a special case
Haha ok fair enough.
*hands u appul*
See you, holoanon
Semen and cream cheese cake
On the table
Oh shit, that wasnt a reply to me. nevermind, sorry
this one definitely needs petteded too.
I woke up at midnight and I'm going to be so fucking tired at work today since i can't fall back asleep
The day may be slow and long but it will end.
When are we gonna fucking BAN lloyd
this mori mori person WASN'T lloyd
what the FUCK
guess we do have to hang him
I'm a HORNED, HORNED!!!!! anime girl
Shuten makes me feel so pretty tbh
You poor fool.
I miss Mori Mori person already
You ruined it, squid!
I couldn't do it
do it anyway
It's too late
We won't even be able to have Boxing Day shenanigans
can I just have revy shenanigans instead?
I tried I really tried
I'm worried what he thinks
I was there I was so close to being able to do it
But I just passed out and had to go home
I didn't even eat yesterday
I just wanted so badly to be with him
Because I work 12 hours tomorrow because the shift manager is a cuck
But I am here for lots of days
A bunch of opportunities for revy shenanigans
I was supposed to have bes fren Christmas date but I passed out and he just paced around the room while I slept for like an hour
I got the drift
do bes fren two-days-after-christmas date followed by newyears date after
Why am I poor and or a fool
How u doing
Probably should sleep soon
Do you always go to sleep this late
lately I have been
kinda want to talk to someone
im in a strange mood
just watched Shutter Island for the first time
I tried to guess the 'twist' since I knew it had one, and got it on my second try 12mins in, completely blind guess lmao
i mean it was a bit different than what I guessed but same concept
Let's go to sleep at the same time
just watched Shutter Island for the first time
Shit movie imo could have saved yourself the time
What if I bring a squid kid plush dude
Man, I am not as hungover as I thought i'd be
Ban stay up another 6 hours
Everyone should stay up another 6 hours tbh
My dick stays up for six hours
You should see a doctor
u have my permission to suck
No I was wondering if you would suck that cock
I know Squash would suck it.
That is a nice cock blood-chan owo
Thanks ^^ I wish I had the full set, I would avatar as it.
I know. I have made my intentions clear.
Bet you want to lick it.
You can't just let me suck you with nothing in return
Yes, I do! I would go slowly and lick it all off his tummy :#
The act of letting you suck should be more than enough.
I hate that anime so much, but Nagato made it watchable
he's a fag
The homoqueerism in this thread is stunningly high for there only being three people posting.
Lemme eat that ass
You wouldn't suck this?
It's a lot to eat ._.
Me, Grim, Scoots.
Seems pretty even keel.
I wanted to watch that movie, what's it called? Can I find it on torrent now?
I'm dating a basic white bitch.
There is a great bluray on there.
W-who are you dating...?
I don't think I have space in my HDD
Please kill me....
Only the most basic of white girls.
You're dating him? What about me? How long are you going to make me wait?
I would be unable to keep up with you.
Its not fair...
Use a cloud.
Those are hackable and I would like to have the copy on my computer! I have a 2TB HDD lying around somewhere... I'll transfer my stuff into that soon... prolly today...
I hate Rin
Do it. And watch Atomic Blonde. F-for me?
Me too, she's a cunt.
GOOD MORNIGN BITCHES
Morning bitches can be a bitch
What's' up cutie?
Boy just woke up, tryin to figure out what to do today uwu.
What's up with you?
not much yet. got the day to myself and stuff idk
prolly sit around and be sad.
How was your crimmus?
it was okay. spent it with my roommate's family. they got me a gaming mouse and we made a really nice steak dinner..
Sit around and be sad
Meme killer elite
MEME KILLER ELITE
sounds nice!! Chrimus is really nice :)C
Yeah don't do that.
It was okay.
Oh I'm sorry I completely forgot! Wont happen again!!
:)c what is your favorite holiday?
No u. Where's the leash girls~?
Hmm. Halloween I guess. I haven't really celebrated too many holidays in the past few years. hbu?
I forgot how fun Ape Escape 1 was.
probably crimmus or valentine's day
tho my fam doesn't celebrate holidays so this is the first year in awhile I've done stuff to celebrate.
How's it going?
test is getting angry at video game... ;~;
Good! Watchin dumb shit with boy.
How was your crims?
Wanna hang out?
Kay! I hope you have a good post crims, all the same :)c
Oh yeah, found a few. Most of it also has other bondage stuff involved but I doubt that's a problem for you^^
HOly fuck yes
Playing some games atm so might be responding slowly
this pls omg
I was gna say you're pretty cool
JUSTICE! DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKS!!!
im mad at rin, sorry..
Its okay -pets-
Skyrim belongs to the Nords, Imperial scum. The jarls are mere puppets of the Thalmor, but surely you have been blinded.
I'll take it~
I wanna be a pet so bad :(
Everyone just uses you for lewds.
It's not uncommon. I prefer being on the other side
I don't mind, lewd is an effective unifying agent.
ur a lewd slut
The irony hits hard
i want to kill her...
I want to make it as painful as possible
Pliers are your friend
Sinni is a THOT
GET FUKKED THOT
The fuck is a "thot"?
Huh. Suddenly I find myself unenthused.
Are you in need of a pet?
Good evening, Sabrunzel.
Wouldn't be all bad
Howdy! Hope ya had a good ExMuss. :3
Let us be the New Hitler
It was really quite nice, thank-you. Quiet and relaxing.
How was yours?
Shouldn't you be asleep?
It's bullshit, I did not Hitler, I did not. Oh, hi Marx!
Mine was good. I decided to skip making a huge dinner this year just made fajitas. They were a hit. :3
Then some close friends and I got tipsy and had a Nathan For You Marathon. Just as the early Christians celebrated. Very authentic.
Nathan For You is such cringe ^~^
a Nathan For You Marathon
That doesn't sound quite right...
Happy Crimbo! How was yours this year~?
nice one my dude, good save.
TELL ME. ABOUT. YOU KNOW WHAT
I'm going now!
cologne is tasty
I'm pretty sure cologne isn't supposed to be digested.
Heh. Someone who's a whore in bed and a lady in the streets, or however the saying goes.
Well, you shouldn't eat German towns/cities tbh
Man, I could really go for a Hamburg right now.
It's deliciously cringy! I ♥ it!
Also, hi Maddy! Merry Christmasadaylate!
Well, it's not super authentic. The early Christians only ate fish and nuts, but Paul needed to Hellenize the religion in order to maintain his grip upon it. To that end, he incorporated the Greco-Roman fondness for Tex-Mex food and awkward Comedy Central shows.
Augustus wrote a huge cookbook about it.
Rey's parents are adopted.
Your poo's gonna smell like the spring mega-issue of Vogue.
they shouldn't have put it in such pretty bottles if they didn't want me to drink it
This image reminds me of the Atelier games.
MY MIND IS EXPLODED IN AMAZEMENT
She's from Azur Lane, some ship game that a handful of posters play. Not sure what the Atelier games are ^^
I know lots of cool shit.
If you're gonna keep doing dumb shit can you at least write a will and leave your body to me?
Series of jRPGs about alchemy. The ones I've played have been pretty good.
Imagine the knowledgeable and highly eccentric tiny humans we could breed. We could rule the world, you and I.
my poop is going to smell like ink and child labour?
So you are going to Rey post. Interesting.
My body is going to feed the homeless, sorry.
They'd be like those tiny Ashes from Army of Darkness.
Ray posting forever!
I hate you too, Loco.
We'll be unstoppable!
To be fair, Loco is a perfectly acceptable thing to hate.
What's the deal with airline food?
I appreciate that you can hate me without harassing me with textwalls about it. <3
airline good jokes
To the showers with you, Fräulein.
I can't get into RPG's anymore as I used to.
I did that crop years ago I think, did you save it here? :3
I believe the way he feels about you is the way you used to feel about me. A kind of hate that comes from a sense of betrayed trust and love.
That said, his seems to be mostly incoherent.
Yeah, but we were together before I felt that way about you. I think he's just ill.
How was Christmas? I got a jacket, and electrocuted. It was a nice time.
It's entirely possible. I don't remember where I got any of the things I save.
Sorry, that was a little tasteless.
So it's sass for our elders today, is it?
Fun fact: The tiny Ashes were played by a troupe of trained baby sloths. They had speed up the footage to match the pace of the film.
I was always surprised that Ray's brother didn't murder-suicide the whole family.
We... were "together"? I thought I made that up.
My Christmas was quite lovely, aside from the random drunk man who stumbled into our house. That was a bizarre experience. How'd you manage to electrify yourself?
I won't look this up because I don't want to risk ruining the mental image you've just built for me.
How'd you manage to electrify yourself?
I, too, would like to know how did you that thing.
Overly powerful vibrator. Calling it now.
Just like the gas.
You're only 17 years older than me. Don't play it up, please.
I was trying to take the shade off my lightbulb. it hurt a bit.
Is drunk people wandering into your home not the norm is scotland.
oh thanks for the concern guys. Yes my heart could have exploded but all you fuckers want to know is how I was stupid enough to get my fingers stuck in a live socket.
You disgust me. Fuck that was hilarious.
Don't play it up, please
But isn't that gap the reason you have a mommy fetish about her?
And no that isn't normal here for fuck sake. Wait, actually, it might be, considering that guy didn't seem phased by his own unusual behavior.
I couldn't care less.
On Wookie World, Chewbacca's name literally means "Mr. Pew Pew Puffy Pants". Because he hated his name so much, Chewie refused to wear pants.
On that show. The Raymond show. His brother just seemed like he was gonna snap any day and blow everyone's head off. But I'm sure he would have spared the kids.
I assumed you were triggered by a black and white movie and stuck a fork in a socket to wake yourself up and complete the mission.
liking Star Wars
I have a pet/femdom fetish they are NOT the same thing. I am tired of being accused of liking to dress up in diapers and be cradled by older women. It's not true.
You should have invited him to dinner. It's the Christmassy thing to do.
I don't get your references.
That is a weirdly specific denial to a very vague accusation, Loco.
watching big hero 6 with my nephews reminded me how great Honey Lemon is
she will always be best girl
I never watched the show. Seemed like stale shit to be honest. Ive never been a fan of laugh tracks either.
It was okay. Spent it with my roommate's family. Got an actual gaming mouse and now I can get like 5 kills per round^^
Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets ;3
And a happy Kwanzaa to you too, Sabrina-chan <3
I hope you were a good girl this year~
I have that one! It's great. :D
Despite what the title of the film indicates, Tom Hanks does not, at any point, fight a volcano in Joe vs The Volcano.
It was one of those shows that filled time between The Simpsons and other decent stuff when I was a kid, so I just kinda rode it out. It wasn't at a disastrously unfunny level of say, a Full House, but it weren't'n't very good neither.
5 kills in what game? I'm not up on what the cool kids are playing these days.
Yeahhh... I don't think the tiny human army idea is gonna work out.
A whore in the sheets sounds better to me :3
People here like to make up things about me and how I'm in kinky relationships with my older professors and they make me call them Mommy when addressing them in class, in front of everbody.
It's all lies.
Guiz what's a great painless suicide method?
Lady in the streets, whore in the sheets doesn't rhyme?
There's a pleasing internal assonance rhyme with "freak" and "sheets".
I hope you were a good girl this year~
I wanted to make a sassy, sexy joke about how I wasn't, but...damn, I was. I really, really was. I gotta not do that next year.
The movie Hoop Dreams does not contain a single dream sequence, though fans debate whether the entire film was one long, boring dream.
Being dragged out to socialize.
I wish I was dead.
Eh, the simpsons is just filler crap now anyway.
Inhaling toxic gasses.
Untrue. I'm very boring.
Freak on a leash, geek in the sheets!
Right? It's like watching a beloved, funny uncle slowly rot away in a psychiatric ward.
That's falser than a babydaddy's lie detector results on Maury.
Pfft, sure. I totally believe you.
Find a long piece of rope and a drop of at least 8ft. Make a noose in such a way that you drop 6ft. or further before the rope goes taut. If you follow the steps correctly your neck will snap and you'll be dead before you feel anything. Or your head might come off which is kind of awesome.
Or like watching my Grandmother at Christmas yesterday slip further into dementia.
That is for you to find out.
Carbon Monoxide poisoning is the obvious choice. You basically fall asleep before it kills you.
it's true. I'm unfunny and not very intelligent and I am a failure at most everything I've ever done. I'm terrible and the only thing I have to offer to anyone is gratitude for whatever attention I get, because I don't deserve it.
that, and my skill at playing the spoons.
Hmm, might be pronouncing them differently than I, but that doesn't work at all for me^^
Geek in the sheets
Don't mind if she's knowledgeable
...do you pronounce "freak" as, like, "free-ack" or something?
Really? The head pops off?
Classic leave the car running in the garage.
Finally killing yourself?
If you fall far enough before the rope tightens it'll rip your head off. The further you fall the faster you're falling after all.
I think I just lame movie joked my way out of another friendship. ;___;
No. I can see how the ee/ea sounds similar, but as far as I know that doesn't make it a rhyme. Gear and Sheet doesn't rhyme either, for example. Are you memeing me?
I play a lot of fortnite.
I don't get paid for this shit x_x
Awwe, Sabby :(
Shhh, don't be silly. I just find my discussion with Smiles (I think that's her..?) easier to contribute to.
Look up assonance rhyme.
Dude, Fortnite is a hella dope game.
PLAY WITH ME
Yeah it's cool too cause you can play cross console and stuff.
Oh right, whore is the one that charges. Slut it is.
Eh, I like a traditional rhyme better.
literally one of your fantasies
holy wow, tmi
I'd rather be called a slut than a whore.
Thanks for your opinion in this discussion that does not relate to you.
What do you play it on?
Maybe you prefer it logically speaking but people generally prefer sentences, especially rhyming ones, with assonance and consonance rhymes. It's just a thing we do.
That seem needlessly more gory than needbe lol
You described me, except that I cannot play the spoons. No rhythm.
Mmmf, oooh baby, don't stop whispering about RNA assemblage, I'm so cloooose, mmmmf!
It must be nighttime on Neptune, 'cause that was dark, Scoot.
I gotta do some naughty stuff in 2018. Have more fun. Resolution! I hope you had some fun adventures this year. :3
Aw, good. I'm feelin' super insecure today. Must be the cripplin' post-Christmas funk. Have fun!
I am a member of pc mastur raec now.
I'll naughty you in 2018. my whole year was an adventure.
Well. It is true. So I dunno. How has the day been?
Why the curiosity?
might want to take it private if you care so much about who it relates to
frankly i never thought you had a real mommy fetish, also you're only kind of boring most of the time
Kanra will be devastated that you're back, Loco.
I mean, to be fair, who expected loco to keep their vapid word.
loco left? for what a day and a half
Then don't fall far enough to behead yourself, you spastic. The science was already done for this shit over a hundred years ago.
Have you done any research on this?
I don't understand why someone would be in a funk after Christmas. My year picks up again from there.
Neat. I'll try remember to get it on PC some time then~
I'm sorry for saying it's creepy how you try to flirt with me.
it's free do eet noww
But I'm advising Smiles on how to become an hero and pretending to be working on my game.
i wouldn't sincerely try to flirt with you if you were the last person on earth, i didn't reply because i was hoping you actually went through with filtering me
go prostitute yourself
My large pizza came with puppy chow.
I'm a happy doggo.
saying his name
you fucking idiot
you absolute goddamn moron
But no, I'm out if he starts doing his thing. Which, because we're talking about him, he will be. Soon.
Kanra, loco is here for you
You'd flirt with me though, right?
Then again I flirt with most anyone I like.
I'm bored and want to see what happens.
I'm just going to ignore him. I don't think you should leave just if he shows up though.
Smudge! How goes it?
implying it isn't fun to watch him
yea im absolutely not down for that anymore all joking aside
So when you message me talking about how sexy my tummy is, you're doing that ironically?
if i didnt flirt back id be afraid of the consequences, you might try to start shitting on me again
I think I like slut better too.
Probably. Nothing I've read or studied so I can't say
Tell me how you love my polymeric molecules, you bad girl.
Curiosity's sake really
No, who goes to google for this stuff?
I don't want google thinking I'm suicidal.
Knowing what makes a good hip hopper good is, like, the best thing.
i gave you one compliment, you have a sexy tummy, thats all you get
i didnt really care that much
Tums are wonderful and made to be loved.
Doing well. Moved back to Missouri last week and now I'm just chilling. Hung out with my dad back over at the Highschool. Now I'm just munching some chow.
gib me da tasty poopy
I don't think me being around is very helpful for him.
wanting loco tummy
Lucky you are not a cat then.
had a sexy tummy, its like a two year old picture and my girlfriends gotten kind of fatter so maybe you did too
what the fuck is scooby snacks on a pizza anyways
no no, it's not you, him being HERE is not helpful for him
even if we get really upset with each other eventually we just forget or get over it, this is not a comfortable environment for people with a permanent chip on their shoulder
I'm happy to hear it, Maddie! I hope 2018 is even more adenturier!
My best friend recently moved back down here from New York, so I feel like I'll be in more trouble the fun kind next year. Fingers crossed. :D
I'm sorry, dear. I didn't realize. Are you ok? My day's been mostly alright, despite being in the office.
That's actually really cute. Thank you, Bep. It cheered me up.
I dunno. I just feel funky. But I'm sure I'll get over it. ♥
Phospholipid bilayer? I barely know her!
Nor is me being around, but I'm not going to leave just because of that.
It's up to you though.
you're going to make me google what scooby snacks are at a pizza place
starting with Google
You god damn retard.
That sounds pretty swell. Wait, why is your dad at a highschool? Is he a paedo?
I just feel funky.
What're you doing in the office? I guess no fun allowed this Christmas, well... Not as much as one would like you to have... Unless it is for something fun to do at work.
It's chex with peanut butter, chocolate, and powdered sugar.
He's a teacher.
My imouto got a Kylo Ren lightsaber for christmas. It's the kind that lights up and makes noises and flashes when you whack it.
She also got a blue Rey lightsaber that does the same. So that's all we've been doing is having swordfights with them. It's nice.
ohhhh you mean that christmas checkmix sweets stuff
That's a pretty good cover story. *wink wink*
Ask.com wasn't helping
Don't make me choke you.
coffee is good i have some coffee
That is my job. Master Affecionado of Puns.
...that was quite amusing. Well played.
Wow, Squash, that's a bit forward. Shouldn't you invite me to dinner first~?
My ass is your dinner.
My piss is your wine.
mt dumbfuck friend got starwars battelfront 2 and every time i go over i have taken the opportunity to make fun of him for it
waiting twelve hours to play the game you paid for sure must be fun
my friend is called Mt. dumbfuck yes
I may hear it subconsciously
How about we go for some monosaccharides?
Agree to fulfill a few weird requests and I'll agree to this meal plan.
I don't do anything with my mouth below the waist.
paying money just to get access to a slot machine
Nooo, no, I just need you to- wait then why would I be expected to do so for you?
'cause you love me.
yes they have never been he best at making sound or informed decisions, but this really is testing our 20 year long friendship quite a bit
Might be learning how to draw friends
Just what we need, another Loco.
That is beyond funked up, Yam.
It's terrible, Scoot. Pity me!
That. Is. Ab. So. Lutely. Adorable.
You're such a good big brother, ya know that? She's really gonna appreciate in the future.
That may very well be the most filthy thing you've ever said to me.
george already draws too though, and they dont post here but we even have an artfag from Erio's old skypegroup that had gotten paid commissions before
The Discord is basically just the other Discords I left and I don't know how to feel about it.
I do. You are the most pitiful. joke But I work 28th/29th and then work New Year's Eve/New Year's Day.
What have they got you doing?
all things go in cycles
because that's my thing
I also got her a sketchbook and some colouring pencils and a sketching set. She's going to Scotland tomorrow with my parents and I've ordered her to sketch the rolling hills for me.
They better be good sketches too.
who do you think is like teachin me and shit
besides I need a new hobby
I'm not even sorry.
I'm just going to keep playing Dank Souls.
whost is she?
i wasnt stating that to imply you should not be drawing, i was just stating it
i guess loco is just being loco, at least they picked a fantastic name
Maja Ivarsson of The Sounds
thats a good idea, i should really get done with darksouls 3 so i can not feel like garbage at videogames
ye I kno, don't worry.
How are you bty
That is the Swedes for you.
im doing okay i suppose in that i am still alive, fed, and not freezing, Christmas was pretty okay but el shrug
holidays dont really have the same affect they used to and im totally broke after the holidays, i'm more looking forward to getting wasted on new years
I'm getting really back into it with my brother.
bruh kinda same
except on like sparkling grape cider.
i'm trying to figure out how to spend holiday money that I don't even have yet qq
thats cool, it really helps to have someone around, im actually still pretty early in the game so if you feel like doing a new run i'd totally probably be able to use the assistance
i guess darksouls 3 isn't as active as i imagined it anymore but its not like dead
yea, just wait till you get the money before you think about spending it, you're going to give yourself undue stress