Its crimbus edition

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

its crimbus edition

All urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=KSkkiPtFCm0es
youtube.com/watch?v=ut7HJrcF2QI&list=RDut7HJrcF2QI
youtube.com/watch?v=RHUxyXZBXY8&list=RDGMEMHDXYb1_DDSgDsobPsOFxpAVMRHUxyXZBXY8

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

...bump

:(

Alexander Brooks
Alexander Brooks

yes bumping it once will help when im already cross-linking it, surely

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

I bought some Cheetos and Amarula even though I'm lactose intolerant.
Does anybody want some orange milk sample jars for Christmas?

You can glean some DNA from the liquid and make your own Chiri.

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

can you just like not be a gross weirdo for christmas

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

honestly i think i just fucking became jesus

Michael Williams
Michael Williams

It's not like I'm the one posting anal porn or lolis.

So you were crucified and 2000 years later people stopped believing in your mythos?

Jaxson Perry
Jaxson Perry

shut up

DICK BOI

Angel Rodriguez
Angel Rodriguez

look if you want to mail me something just mail me some Amarula

Matthew Wright
Matthew Wright

It's really good. I was going to buy some Bailey's but the Amarula was on sale. It's very enjoyable.

Did you learn human anatomy this year?

John White
John White

i can tell and they dont sell any around here so thats why i wanted some

Anthony James
Anthony James

i learned that you are a slut ahhh

Isaac Thompson
Isaac Thompson

why wont this shit board let me post image response

i cant even without img

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

Well, that's no good.

However the shipping on a bottle would cost almost as much as the bottle.. I only mail fine alcohol to family and only during the holidays.
This year I sent them some locally grown/harvested Cowichan valley blackberry port.

That accusation is unfounded.

Julian Mitchell
Julian Mitchell

god is upset with you

Kayden Reed
Kayden Reed

buying alcohol online is a pain in the ass anyways

Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

it's fucking true duude

Ayden Moore
Ayden Moore

fuck you sally

Hudson Butler
Hudson Butler

TP cant possibly shitpost without all of his reaction images

William Turner
William Turner

i do love you

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

i know

Juan Foster
Juan Foster

You can't rile me up. The next worse troll other than you is Lambchop from Lambchop's Play-Along because Lambchop is a puppet without any actual cognizance so you're worse at trolling than a piece of felt with a ginger's hand up its ass.

Jacob Myers
Jacob Myers

fuck off dirt bitch

Aaron Thomas
Aaron Thomas

i bet chiri would cyber pretty easily

Carter Price
Carter Price

???

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

Everyone I've cybered from the cj threads has had their penises cut off.

Ask around.

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

chiri is soo dirty

i donno

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

I've cooked and eaten some of my pets.

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

chiri cybered with harlequinn confirmed

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

who?

no.

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

ooh dat shit's on fire son.

Isaac Carter
Isaac Carter

chiri has admitted he lied

is this not a fucking baller

Nolan Morales
Nolan Morales

i already know what chiri looked like

Camden Jackson
Camden Jackson

I drop panties.

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

just saying kinda ball

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

Evening.

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

i will drop your dumb ass lamao

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

thread is too slow, retreating to 3 1/2 hour recorded stream i found from earlier today

Carter Myers
Carter Myers

oh hi

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

my shitposting is merely battery powered atm, it is weak and i am handicapped

pls dont hold it against me

Jackson Morgan
Jackson Morgan

I've been on a Norm MacDonald / Jimmy Carr binge because I just love to have a good laugh.

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

that's what she said last night in bed.

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

when did you fuck an android?

Blake Davis
Blake Davis

not that im surprised that chiri had to resort to fucking something battery powered

Ethan Bell
Ethan Bell

honestly my step sister mama beared on me and t fucked up my whole game

Brody Walker
Brody Walker

I meant the part where she said 'pls don't hold it against me' because you had a tiny boner and she just wanted to get some sleep before work.

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

Because she's the real breadwinner in the household, oh forget it.

The joke doesn't work because you don't have a girlfriend.
It works though because you still live with your mom so maybe you crawled into bed with her and she was trying to cull your insatiable appetite for incest.

William Allen
William Allen

doesnt change the fact you were talking to something battery powered

Isaac Martinez
Isaac Martinez

says this to the one poster that constantly talks about their girlfriend

good job maintaining your spot as number one retard

Jace Russell
Jace Russell

Well, I'm sorry for not stalking you enough then.

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

literally the only poster where people have complained at me to stop referencing my girlfriend, the only reason people don't tease me and say "you probably talk about her so much because she doesn't exist" is because they are afraid she does and i will bring them here

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

Nah it's a joke, I don't stalk anyone.

I don't even fucking care about any of you.

John Roberts
John Roberts

Did that happen or are you making this up?

Carter Lopez
Carter Lopez

oh so like besides these weirdos

what is seriously going on besides chiri

and that one good gay gay

Asher Green
Asher Green

tshuchi was getting sour about it one time

Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

They're probably an idiot.

I don't even know who you are.

Jack Young
Jack Young

lets talk for real

Kevin Evans
Kevin Evans

no tinder

no twitter

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

only slightly bd

Mason Torres
Mason Torres

Doesn't jog my memory at all.

I see a furry, I think 'stupid cunt'.

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

ok fine
bd chiri and i fight the good fight

just remember when your bumb face lost

Ryder Harris
Ryder Harris

no no,
that is 'winning'.

Kevin Miller
Kevin Miller

totally nailed it

Alexander Ward
Alexander Ward

not like your bumbling ass is all that memorable

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

like fuck you whore

Matthew Bennett
Matthew Bennett

I am God.

Jayden Cruz
Jayden Cruz

TP are you super drunk

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

God of aspergers

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

oh sorry

Blake Baker
Blake Baker

no its christmas eve, you have my permission to be super drunk

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

why are you saying sorry

Justin Cox
Justin Cox

Beats being the deity of disappointment and grief.

Wouldn't want your job.

William Long
William Long

oh thanks

douche

bag

Michael Thompson
Michael Thompson

fuck you dude

Jackson Baker
Jackson Baker

pretty sure i didnt claim myself to be some sort of deity you neurotic twerp

Lincoln Morris
Lincoln Morris

Just keep them coming, I'm trying to make your phone die.

TP, what am I, a meme?

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

jokes on you, the batteries i was referring to is related to the two AA's in my wireless keyboard that i also use for my laptop because it s a nice wireless keyboard and i like it a lot

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

chiri you are fucked up

i have family

Julian Gray
Julian Gray

lol sorry that was wrong

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

TP you must be super fucking drunk

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

Here, you like photos of me?
Here's a shocker, I was even hotter 10 years ago.

Asher Lopez
Asher Lopez

it is true

Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

you take photos exactly like i imagined a maladjusted weirdo would

odd huh

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

Cheers! Merry Crucifixion! Kill the fucking Jew!

Joseph Brooks
Joseph Brooks

Actually that one was a joking response to a co-worker's facebook image; he posed the same way with his guitar so I took that one with my bass because it was so fucking emo I had to make fun of it- in fact both that and the previous photo are mocking emo kids.

cat tax

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

well that

was

weird

Cameron Nguyen
Cameron Nguyen

awkward explanations for ten year old pictures are the best kind

Caleb Ross
Caleb Ross

you're fucked chiri i found a whole backpack side pocket full of AA's

Camden Ramirez
Camden Ramirez

dumb fucking bitches

David Lopez
David Lopez

love you chirbir

Josiah Gutierrez
Josiah Gutierrez

It's fine. I think they're funny.
I'd rather have images circulate of me looking like an emo douchebag even if it was on purpose with the intent of being humorous; if people think it's serious then they're getting even more trolled by believing that I'm a huge pretentious douchebag, and I'll gladly get on board with that idea.

I love the attention.

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

but you're totally not a pretentious douchebag that loves attention

Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

honestly like my step sister mommy'd me

i don't really know how i feal

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

feal

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

ikr?

totally undeserved reputation, I'm a stand-up guy who would never troll anybody.

Eli Torres
Eli Torres

it's weird

Ethan Reed
Ethan Reed

Northernlion is definitely more charismatic than you are so im going to go listen to some of his bullshit instead

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

i love how this guy has beaten Binding of Isaac with the lost multiple times and is dying on the mettaton fight over and over again

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

I'd rather be watching some Jimmy Carr or Norm MacDonald as well, it's not like any of this back-and-forth is amounting to anything, I certainly don't have the ambition to keep fucking you in the ass and I can tell that you're annoyed that I haven't given you the common decency of a reach-around.

Leo Martinez
Leo Martinez

this is fucking trash

Elijah Howard
Elijah Howard

what kind of sick fucking retard would want your slug handling bearded visage anywhere near behind them?

or were you under the impression you haven't been thoroughly roasted

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

Let's have a rap battle, then.

Xavier Carter
Xavier Carter

nah

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

you're canadian fake ness

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

im actually choking on laughter at some of these essay responses he's giving

Jayden Young
Jayden Young

it's not that hard to be fake

Colton Rogers
Colton Rogers

*Snails, idiot.

No, I don't believe I have been roasted. I was under the impression that roasts include witty, scathing remarks.
What I've seen so far from you has been you trying to take a piss in a puddle, unable to get the flow going, flicking it around, stretching it like a trombone, yet getting nothing.

If it's anyone, it's me who's taking the piss out of you because you can't even manage that by yourself.

David Bennett
David Bennett

Good, I've done my job.

Now let's see you be as entertaining as I am.

Brody Young
Brody Young

Happy chrysler.

Sebastian Powell
Sebastian Powell

you wanted to try to put your dick in my ass you sick disgusting fuck have you seen your face

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

lol no one likes chiri still

Dominic Peterson
Dominic Peterson

Whoa, back off there chum.

I don't go that route.

Jason Myers
Jason Myers

there is a reason you don't get any

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

That's just the meta.

You love me.

Isaac Ward
Isaac Ward

Yeah it's called not being a homosexual, stop trying to get your dick up my ass.

Jace Jackson
Jace Jackson

hey guess what

you are actual trash

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

fuck off fag

Charles Gonzalez
Charles Gonzalez

My all known laws of shitposting, there is no way one person should be able to make such retarded posts. The chiri, not caring what humans think to be impossible, posts anyways.

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

By all*

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

Haters

Gon

Hate

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

YOU WERE A HOMO ALL ALONG

David Torres
David Torres

hashtag trashfags

Luke Morales
Luke Morales

chiri talking about trying to fuck my ass then denying it and backpedaling

how fucking sick

Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

faggot

Levi Price
Levi Price

Stop talking about your gay ass.

Julian Ross
Julian Ross

i should make a strawpoll later about who would want chiri's bearded chin resting on their shoulder as they talk about having the ambition to fuck them

Austin Harris
Austin Harris

You know what, if all you want to do tonight is trash talk then let's throw down.
If you're gonna diss me do it in rhyme, it's rap battle time.

Gavin Cook
Gavin Cook

rap battle with TP you sick, sick dogfucker

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

oh my animals what

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

you defend dogfucks

Robert Campbell
Robert Campbell

i do not defend them, i just tolerate them posting here

you still should not fuck your dogs

Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

why pretend that you are a hero for animals

you are a cuck

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

fuck off dogfucker

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

TP go drink more and kill your liver

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

a little under the belt you dirty bitch slut

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

oh my

Isaiah Bailey
Isaiah Bailey

How's Teeps X'mas?

Evan Clark
Evan Clark

SD is like "the backup guy"

lool

Owen Sullivan
Owen Sullivan

Just decided to drop by whilst drinking and saw stuff was going "awfully", so how's you?

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

oh he i am pretty good extept that i had someone who i thought was a friend say

TP go drink more and kill your liver

Isaac Gomez
Isaac Gomez

not so coo

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

not really, you don't get that fucked up from what you tell us

Wyatt Ross
Wyatt Ross

I donno who you are, I don't care, I swear
You donno who I am, I dare, compare;
You have no fucking clue what you do or what you say
And I ain't goin' away no I'm here to fucking stay, I say
You better understand what kind of land you're fucking treading
Lest forget the paths before that led us up to armageddon
Now the Chir is the king and this here throne is on my turf
You better kneel, knave you better know what you are worth
When you are standing on the floor that I have built and you remember who was chilling here since twenty twelve September
I'm gonna spill shit so you can learn what being here's about
It's doing time here and making name for yourself fighting for your clout
You don't, understand what any of this even is about you got your socks on the wrong feet and you're a duck on someone's couch
Because the joke's you're out of water, that's the fucking reference
You're incapable of even producing sentences,
I am the king here and I mean it, you've got zero presedence
I am the ruler, I'm the God I am your landlord pay the Rent.

Josiah Martinez
Josiah Martinez

dirty bitch

David Brooks
David Brooks

fuck off

Dominic Perry
Dominic Perry

like be real guys

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

Oh, probably they're just being on the defensive side after that small comment?

Leo Foster
Leo Foster

no like look

at this

and

how

dumb

you

are

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

sep 2012

newfag

*drops mic*

Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

one day

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

TP shut the fuck up there are no low blows in a place where people regularly tell each other to kill themselves

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

hello thread how much codeine cough syrup do i need to drink to fly to the north pole?

Luis Thomas
Luis Thomas

You mean Chiri by that?

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

Never heard of you.

Blake Young
Blake Young

the other ingredients will kill you first,
generally if it's a DXM-based syrup you won't need to do any chemical extractions, but they also don't have any codeine-based syrups in Canada so I don't have knowledge on them.

However for DXM I prefer the agent lemon method.

David Nelson
David Nelson

you are implying you got here in September of 2012 in your shitty abomination of a "rap" but judging by your consistency so far, that probably isn't even credible information, so I am calling you a newfag and leaving it at that

Samuel King
Samuel King

fsdgsfhfdsh

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

Yes, that's when I started CJ threading on 4ch before the ban waves drove us to 8ch.
You deduced the date correctly.

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

jesus christ you faggots its christmas eve

Henry Morales
Henry Morales

sorry they started it

Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

and i called you a newfag because there are easily caps dating me back to late 2010, so i am using seniority as a lazy method to debunk your entire rap, which is heavily based on you "laying things out for me" which would be hard for you to do before you even got here

you're making it awfully hard to try here

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

Oh shit TP that made me think of someone you'd like .. Geisha Twins

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

are you under the impression we are actually upset?

Dominic Scott
Dominic Scott

because i can assure you that neither of us are mad

Jayden Cook
Jayden Cook

are you implying that im implying that youre mad

Nicholas Murphy
Nicholas Murphy

Yeah I still don't know who you are, sorry.

My deepest apologies, senpai.

David Phillips
David Phillips

It's cool,

it's cool.

This is how we have fun.

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

stop pretending like i care if you know who i am, its distasteful

Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker

probably just a bunch of newfags

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

It's probably like, Bern or something.

Christian Jenkins
Christian Jenkins

FUCK no, i was never in your shitty anime threads until it merged with the furfags and became the avatar threads you cunt

Benjamin Scott
Benjamin Scott

also have a happy christmas guys

Kayden Long
Kayden Long

Even worse.

It's a dogfucker.

Connor Flores
Connor Flores

these some fucking dramatic irony going on here and it'd be nice if we were in the audience

Nicholas Diaz
Nicholas Diaz

I guess it's Mugen.

Lincoln Martinez
Lincoln Martinez

bitch

Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxson Rodriguez

*puts on tune*

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

welcome to being a bitch nigger

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

rtgrea

Ethan Kelly
Ethan Kelly

i swear you just act more retarded on purpose sometimes

Cameron Sanders
Cameron Sanders

man that real bitch nigger really blew it lol lol

Jordan Green
Jordan Green

Sherlock in the house.

Now you, you're just dumb all of the time, which would make you a really easy read if I would pay any attention to you at all, which I can't because I'm re-reading all of my own posts and complimenting my own intelligence.

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

looks like im getting shitposting for christmas

Landon Brooks
Landon Brooks

Everything you ever wanted.

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

wow that was hot lol

Jace Allen
Jace Allen

i think you made this thread slower than some of your slugs

Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

*snails.

I have *one* slug, the rest are snails.

Hudson Cruz
Hudson Cruz

js

Mason Roberts
Mason Roberts

i know and im repeatedly getting it wrong on purpose to aggravate you and have been the whole time

William Russell
William Russell

oh?

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

at least post something new

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

Twice, yes. I understand the purpose of it.

You trigger the mechanism that makes me correct you.. twice is fine, three times and you're retarded. I enjoy educating people. I knew both times you were illiciting a response and I have given you this tiny bit of joy.

Cooper Lewis
Cooper Lewis

can't find more Christmas gote

Angel King
Angel King

wow you did such a great job explaining that, good thing ive already made fun of you enough and no one else is here to do it

Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

cardi b liyoutube.com/watch?v=KSkkiPtFCm0es money

Luis Lee
Luis Lee

I should not have been driving.

Leo Edwards
Leo Edwards

I'm sure in your mind you've done a great job of it! Keep it up!

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

nigga how the fuck do you just have one slug it aint just going to fuck itself you stupid fucking canadian

Jeremiah Reyes
Jeremiah Reyes

i got my keys taken aways lol

Mason Lopez
Mason Lopez

:c

merry xmas

James Moore
James Moore

i mean you have to resort to that but it isnt illegal to capture another slug for breeding purposes, and they are hermaphrodites so even you cant fuck it up

Lincoln Phillips
Lincoln Phillips

it snuck in on a leaf, so it has no mating partners but it's also not a cannibalistic species so it isn't eating my snails, it just chills and gets fat.
Slug Life

Bentley Clark
Bentley Clark

oh hi luka

Oliver Watson
Oliver Watson

more like lurka

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

life motto: soon this will all be over

Gavin Anderson
Gavin Anderson

i actually love luka ;;

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

it was in no way a mean remark!

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

A Christmas miracle.

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

fuck

you

dude

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

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/ \…………………… ╬╬╬╬ ✦✦ Merry Christmas and Happy new year 2018! ✦✦

Josiah James
Josiah James

y-you too

i love you bro <3

Kevin Harris
Kevin Harris

So it's today, and fuckin Santa's on his way,
Except he's fake and your beliefs are crazy Santa ain't no real G, he
Don't drop any presents down chimneys;
Don't have any reindeer or elves see,
He's made up and that's the whole story
A fat ass Christian mythical allegory

No presents, no presence, not at all in the present
Pretty pressed to press another dollar bill into service
For expenses in retail where they're all effervescent
Selling shit off the shelves like they're antidepressants.

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

ok im just smoking weed and going to bed

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore


why go to bed

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

smoke weed and watch an hour more of this video then go to bed

TP being a great influence everybody

Angel Gomez
Angel Gomez

whats ur vid

Jeremiah Powell
Jeremiah Powell

you idiot nirvan's litthium

HEHEHAHAHAHHFHGSFSGFDG

Cooper Cruz
Cooper Cruz

watching Northernlion stream a game that doesn't even attract false popularity anymore like it used to

Dominic Hernandez
Dominic Hernandez

wow

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

just fucking wow

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

penis

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

I'd like that girl in that pic as a girlfriend, I like fucked up broken people who understand death.

Aaron Carter
Aaron Carter

tumblrtale?
h*ck off tumblrtale I will not do a genocide run

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

he actually did a pacifist

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

i'm so happy cause today i found my friends

who are in my head

Lincoln Campbell
Lincoln Campbell

i worry about you

Ryan Long
Ryan Long

need some kneepads.

Colton Mitchell
Colton Mitchell

to be fair, you have to have an extremely high IQ to understand a genocide run

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

It's a big step to love yourself.

Nothing was your fault, you're just a stupid human.
Humans are idiots.

Henry Perez
Henry Perez

oh dont

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

R&M meta joke gg

Jaxon Bell
Jaxon Bell

i have fun dog

Brody Young
Brody Young

stop

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

Merry Christmas!

Brody Miller
Brody Miller

habby xmas sinni

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

Are Canadians people too?

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

implying its that easy

You don't get it. Just having some faggot flower talk in your ear about killing them isn't going to turn you into a murderer. You can't destroy a mountain with a single swing of a pickaxe. It takes time, and a constant force to turn a mountain into a valley

You might think right now that you're above it, and that you're a good person who can resist the temptation, but make no mistake. You are a human, and your mind will wander to places you know are dangerous. The simple question of "what if?" that has killed countless explorers throughout history. That thought will burrow into your mind, and it will scream to be heard day in and day out. It may be suppressed and drowned out, but when the noise of daily life fades away, and you lie in bed, it will resurface. That brief moment of transitioning into the unconscious of sleep, the full brunt of its force will crash down on you, but just for a moment. From there it will repeat, coming down earlier and earlier, until it has started penetrating your waking thoughts. Those dull moments on the bus or in the shower, it will return

Then as simple as taking a step out of your house, you will entertain the idea of what would happen should you really do it. "How would my once friends treat me? Will they realize what is even happening, or do they even have the ability to comprehend such wicked blood lust? How hard will they fight against the coming storm?" Then the long slow slide into the abyss will begin. Imperceptible at first, but one step after another, and before you know it there is dust on your hands, and a fellow with a glowing blue eye coughing up ketchup in front of you. How did it get like this? When did it happen?

Temptation is not a bellowing beast that can be slain and buried so easily. It is slow, and like a vine it will wrap around you while you keep watch for the loud and obvious threats, then crush the life out of your body. Constant vigilance is the only protection against such a fate, and one slip-up is all it needs.

Don't repeat the same mistakes as I did. Never let your guard down, never let those demons take even one step inside your mind. Beat them down, suffocate them, burn them, whatever it takes to stop such foul beings from twisting your heart. Satisfying curiosity is not worth the pain it will cause your friends. Protect yourself, and you will protect them

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

Habby crims!

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

……………¨♥*✫♥,
………,•✯´………´*✫
…….♥*…………….. /\
…….*♥…………...….*-:¦:-*
…¸.•✫………….....…/ .•*•.\
…~`,`~………………… |
¸….✫…………………. *•*
´¸…*♥..´¸……………*♥♫♥ *
´¸¸♥*………………..✯•♫•♥ •*
´¸.•✫ ….………….. *♥•♫•♫♥*
~`,`~….…………. ✯♥•♦♫♥•♥*.
`.✫`…….………. *♥☺♥•♥•☺♥*.
●/ ……….……..✯♥•♥♠♫♥#♥•♥ *..
/▌……….…… *♥♫•♥♫•♥♫♥ •♫♥*
/ \…………………… ╬╬╬╬ ✦✦ Merry Christmas and Happy new year 2018! ✦✦

Zachary Russell
Zachary Russell

cease

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

this is pretty good tbh

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

i hoard all my really good art and only post bullshit because i hate you all

Parker Rodriguez
Parker Rodriguez

Asriel is literally Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion. White-haired, red-eyed, perfectly innocent pretty boy that is basically an angel with ridiculous powers shows up, charms brunette protagonist, reveals himself as the bad guy, kicks all the ass, but then proceeds to sacrifice himself for the greater good after realizing that it's either him or said protagonist, and whose death leaves the viewer/player heartbroken because there was never a way to save him. It turns out that most of the plot pretty much revolves around this guy, but nobody who hasn't seen it can explain why he's so popular, citing that his total screentime is a fraction of a percent of the entire work so he must not be important.

Carson Morgan
Carson Morgan

Yeah see, mountains just don't become valleys. It takes tens of thousands of years for water to carve out a channel of the least resistance.
It only takes a minute to kill someone, and 100 years later it won't make a difference.
That's why I say, Always Kill People.

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

idk guys lke i don't reven really care

David Flores
David Flores

hiii siini

Adrian Long
Adrian Long

No, I will not do a Genocide Run.

I'm happy with the way things ended, and I intend to preserve that. The characters of this game, they grew on me. A lot. They weren't just sprites on my computer screen. They felt real. They had hopes, they had dreams, they had flaws and they had fears. We didn't understand each other at first… But through compassion, understanding and MERCY, we overcame our differences. But were we really different to begin with? Human? Monster? What does that really mean? The world I wandered through, which seemed so cold and dark in the beginning, slowly faded away, as I realized I wasn't alone on this journey. Who would have thought? We ended up being friends. They made me smile, They made me laugh. And I'm not ashamed to say that… They also made me cry.

Sometimes, I would pass through a corridor, wondering about them, about what they were doing, about what they were thinking right now. So I'd grab my cellphone and strike up a conversation with them. I was talking out loud, asking them about what was going on in their lives. And guess what? They answered me, i could hear their voice reach me, and we talked for hours. Toriel and Sans were cracking some random bad jokes, I laughed so much when Undyne told me about how she surprised Papyrus pretending to drive on his bed! And Alphys… We talked a lot about her deep fears of coming to terms with her true-self. Eventually, I think our chats both made us stronger.

To think that they finally made it to the surface… I can't image how they felt when they took their first breath of fresh air. Ahah, I was almost jealous. But i'm glad, i wouldn't have it any other way.

And why would I throw all that away? Because some jaded flower is urging me to play a "game" again? Well guess what, Flowey: that was never a game for me to begin with.

I will never reset my Save, i will never let my friends down, and knowing that they're all probably waiting for me right now fills me with:

DETERMINATION.

Jackson King
Jackson King

except he doesnt save anyone until the very end and they both die but also stop

Jayden Ramirez
Jayden Ramirez

i went back and copied it all over again just for you :(
i was mostly referring to the post below but the art is an improvement yes

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

He even has a biblical Angel's name, good catch.
It's very likely an Eva reference.

Joseph Howard
Joseph Howard

how many undertale shitposts do you have saved??

stop, cease, desist

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

Why are you actually reading it

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

I don't know what this guys talking about BUT its real fuckin' annoying.

Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

Some people like pussy, just saying.

Anthony King
Anthony King

i would argue that anyone who even knows what undertail is

is cancer

Charles Davis
Charles Davis

follows his faggot retard friends plan
dies to prevent total human annihilation
dies and has every part of his being infused with a flower
is brought back by a nigger lizard
can't feel anything
tries to an hero
can't even kill himself
becomes the main character of a game that doesn't exist, stuck in a perpetual loop of experiencing the same events over and over again
goes crazy
The events of the game take place
two possible endings for him
stay an unfeeling flower for the rest of eternity
get killed by an edgelord
in the same game where a traitor and a being that commits acts against her own race are """""""forgiven"""""""""" and let go free because reasons in the good ending.

to add insult to injury

only developed character in the entire game
the reason why the demo was so popular
gets written out in favor of le fooni skeleton pun man

Deserved a better fate, and a better game.

Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

ive never undered tale

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

im not im still watching my stream too its just walls are annoying

Chase King
Chase King

hi chris

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

and now other people are complaining too, you giant faggot, good job

Mason Ward
Mason Ward

in the movie we see Rei's boobs

Cameron Phillips
Cameron Phillips

:^)
I gave this indie tattle an hour's time cause of the hype. Fuck me, is it some miserable tripe. Simply infused with vomit-inducing infantilism.

Every, every fucking where it's all black and white morality WITH A

QUIRK in regards to the world.

For example, say, the very same Sans, knowing that the world can be reset, after so much time did not realize that the easiest way to break the cycle is

suicide. Once you're dead there's no resets for you, and yet the idea of suicide as a way out is not even MENTIONED in conversations with Sans

and Asriel.

Second example is the personification of Flowey and Asriel as two separate personalities, although they are supposed to be the same person.

There's many more things that showcase how infantile the game is, but there's no point in writing them all out. I could mention the simplistic relationships between characters, the tangled timeline, the problems with the plot and how it fits in with the gameplay, but why the fuck would I bother?

Shit's just shit, plain and simple.

Fucking Underkiddies have smeared this whole board with their downie shit, can't TAKE A FUCKING STEP without stepping on some Underdifferently-abled with his shitty scribbles and inane posts.

Undertale is really the most toxic game of this year, something on the

level of Lizzie (LISA) or extra gun (reference to the moment in the

first Mass Effect where the player has to take in that first party

member, and is given three options that are basically "agree nobly",

"agree like a cunt" and "agree like a snide cunt". One of these dialogue options was something like "we could use an extra gun here").

Why does everyone and their dog deify this fucking goat – "oh, mi-mi-mi muh goatmum", while the moment Asgore needed her support the most she ran the fuck off and then treated him like shit for the rest of the game.

Furthermore,why, while we are clearly controlling the same character, why are we presented with different chars in the two endings?

No, I get that it is "lolsodeep, you're a bad guy for playing the game" but it'd be nice if they at least either spoke to the player or to Frisk, not one then the other alternatively. Ain't that some shit.

Why in OFF the devs managed to present in-universe ramifications for the player and the player character being two different entities, and in this game the same concept requires three fucking characters to convey?

Juan Sullivan
Juan Sullivan

It is hard not to be aware of it.

Josiah Nelson
Josiah Nelson

that wasnt even a copypasta

you actually wrote that didnt you

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

EEEEEE

*hughughug*
I'M DRUNK

Carson Wilson
Carson Wilson

check /mtt/

[–]

▶Mettafan 05/29/17 (Mon) 22:10:04 No.6294[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

FUCK TUMBLRTALE

Id like to start out by saying, that i think all you people who play tumblrtale suck a big fat goat dick.

now, to move on

I think TUMBLRCUCKS are pathetic. all they do is sit around with their big lips and collect welfare. and if they're not doing that, theyre robbing, raping, stealing, murdering, or in jail. So id like to give a big fuck you to all you tumblrites out there. By the way, im not really racist, i have a tumblrite NIGGER in my family tree. Hes been hanging there about 55 american dollars (badumdum!)

Now on to SJWTALE cucks. they are like a mixture of tumblrcucks and bunnies. they also sit around and collect welfare, but they have a different method. They all reproduce at an amazing rate, and then the welfare collection moves on into the next generation. They really all should be lined up and shot, with their goy clothes and their nigger skeleton flags. And, like tumblrcucks, they go out robbing, raping, mugging, stealing, murdering, and end up in jail.

WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ALLOWED IN /V/?

Jews. Hitler was right. They are nothing but money grubbing little fucks. like that guy toby fox, look at him. He makes a pointless game, sells a million some copies, AND THAT ISNT ENOUGH. now he has to make a movie too. That movie is going to suck, just like him, and just like all his fans. Hes a self centered piece of shit, just like every other jew ive met. And whats this deal with jews whining about the holocaust?!?! they gotta make movies, books, whatever. Its all about money with them. they cant spend their own money and get on a public access channel and whine about it, no they gotta set up a holocaust memorial, bug that faggot jew steven spielberg to make a movie that sold out, and a bunch of other shit. fuck jews.

Undertalefags. Well, Undertalefags are their own category. It seems they just dont get it. WE DONT CARE THAT YOU LIKE TUMBLRTALE! GET OUT OF MY /V/! I know if i had kids i wouldnt want em to be seein a bunch of cum guzzlin tumblrtales walkin down the street with their womanly manhood dangling around screamin we want videogame discussion….

YOU HAVE VIDEOGAME DISCUSSION! YOU HAVENT BEEN B& YET! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY!

All they do is fuck like bunnies and spread the tumblrcuck virus. I hope they kill themselves off soon.

Tumblrtales are out to ruin the economy. Look at em with their piece of shit meme games. Why do they have to evade our economy? I mean, i dont see anything wrong with them sellin shit over here, but they practically SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS! and YOU FUCKERS keep buying the shit. I say we send a couple more sage-bombs over there, take care of their tumblr asses.

Goat molesters make me sick, but they keep popping up! Whats this world coming to when these guys can peddle their goatkiddy porn over the internet! ITS SICK! All those goatkiddy porn fuckers should be castrated with plastic forks and burned at the stake.

Tumblrtales. God i fucking hate Tumblrtales. LEAVE ME ALONE! All they do is whine about how people are going to go to hell and try and convert people! GET A LIFE! god damn sexually dysfunctional little fucks! You should all be burned at the stake like you did to the pagans! I fucking hate you all!

i feel alot better after doing this. And im not going to hide behind a fake email address and name. email me, i dont give a fuck. all you losers are pathetic. go out and get a fucking life, quit sittin around masturbating to goats behind your computer screen you little scrawny fucks. Im so drunk right now i dont give a fuck if you fags fuckin email me. Hell, i'll give you my fucking fone number too while im at it, feel free to call me, or are you afraid to? afraid i might humiliate you over the phone? 717 867 1292, if its busy 717 867 1679, ask for FUCK OFF TUMBLRTALE, i'll be waiting for all your calls.

oh, and one more thing.

FUCK YOU!

Tumblrtale

Yeah, thats right you fuck, i hate you too.

Ian Campbell
Ian Campbell

actually dar

there is a whole other non gay world

where people are not aware of this

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

holy smokes

David Jones
David Jones

Don't defend them Darwin anyone who knows about Undertale is Cancer, if you heard about it in 2015-2016, you're cancer

Owen Lee
Owen Lee

kanra it is ok

when your day touched you

he actually

LOVED YOU

Daniel Johnson
Daniel Johnson

Yes, but when you come here there are motherfuckers constantly bringing it up, or at least it was that way in 2015.

Joseph Peterson
Joseph Peterson

psst. listen, the job isn't done
Tony is still kicking.

Adam Morris
Adam Morris

are you just so drunk that you think anyone who is textwalling is kanra now even if its copypasta and not from a canadian?

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

turn off your bullshit

Aiden Garcia
Aiden Garcia

EAT MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

i

don't care?

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

to be fair, you have to be extremely drunk to post walls of text
without a solid grasp on the concepts of shitposting, the jokes go over your head

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

;;

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

Oh wait, that was Kanra the entire time?

Well that explains why he wasn't a fucking pushover faggot. Still, he thinks he got the better of me, but that was a ruse, he fucking ate it. He fucking licked it up, man.

Michael Rodriguez
Michael Rodriguez

no shit idiot

Jaxson Robinson
Jaxson Robinson

Who's Kanra

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

Well I don't keep track of this shit, you expect me to know who fucking QWVzdogfucker is?

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

you stupid piece of shit

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

this image sums him up best

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

I can't even tell if you're joking

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

Call me something really nasty, bb

Adrian Moore
Adrian Moore

he isnt

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

im partial to "filthy, broken child"

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

Your mother wore lederhosen.

Because she was a Nazi
And you did nazi her for most of your childhood because she was making money on the street as a whore

Nathan Stewart
Nathan Stewart

7

Brandon Jenkins
Brandon Jenkins

this song is kinda hard tbh

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

I think it's a bit lame.
They're trying too hard.

Ethan Davis
Ethan Davis

This bothers me

For a few reasons

Alexander Nguyen
Alexander Nguyen

it't kinda funny like asians not usesing their pussy face masks

is being "dangerous"

Andrew Morris
Andrew Morris

ORCA NINJAS GO RAMBO!

Samuel Cook
Samuel Cook

one for TP

Nolan Morgan
Nolan Morgan

beep beep actual taste coming thru

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

why

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

cause oldskool

Cooper Cruz
Cooper Cruz

i had to go cook some eggs to eat with a dinner roll at nearly 3am because all that bullshit was exhausting even for me

Tyler Thompson
Tyler Thompson

for chir

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

Yeah, I could understand why you'd need to go wank off.

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

hey, that's alright.
You got me on CocoRosie.

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

what does that have to do with eating you fucking mystery of a person

Brandon Hughes
Brandon Hughes

hey dont kinkshame

David Garcia
David Garcia

You always want to be the center of attention dontcha..

Hunter Butler
Hunter Butler

i don't try to "get" anyone

Aaron Green
Aaron Green

lol that owns

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

you still think im kanra dont you, you waste of space

how do you even manage to waste canadian space

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

i thought canada dumped all its garbage in america

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

No, wow. I don't care.

Leave me alone. Holy shit.

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

Yeah, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers..

Luke Rivera
Luke Rivera

Justin Bieber..

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

can do

Owen Anderson
Owen Anderson

sa sumtheng im geving uhp awn yew

Anthony Jenkins
Anthony Jenkins

im not making two threads in a row so you know, no rush but whenever someone wants to get on that

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

For TP

merry XXXXXX

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

thank you canadian

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

I bet BoxBox shoves things up his ass

Daniel Young
Daniel Young

eh shitfox is not that bad

he should have already been fucking gone

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

00

Sebastian Brown
Sebastian Brown

mhm

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

why are you even talking about them??

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

i did not

Henry Bennett
Henry Bennett

Dharma.

It's in accordance with the Buddhist philosophy that there's a higher order that makes life and the universe itself possible.
These rights, duties, laws, virtues and conduct are important to the right way of living.

Adrian Lee
Adrian Lee

kjvnsadkvjnsdvjkswdnglreswhnkje

Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

No, wait

I meant Drama.

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

youtube.com/watch?v=ut7HJrcF2QI&list=RDut7HJrcF2QI

Jason Reed
Jason Reed

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

i really should be asleep right now but this thread makes absolutely no fucking sense, it's like a ephemeral dream that changes form when you try to touch it, and like a trainwreck disaster i can't turn away

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

Isn't that really the draw?

We come because we expect a disaster.

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

more so than usual i can gather nothing reasonable from any of this

Alexander Fisher
Alexander Fisher

youtube.com/watch?v=RHUxyXZBXY8&list=RDGMEMHDXYb1_DDSgDsobPsOFxpAVMRHUxyXZBXY8

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

I don't even know who you are.

I stopped guessing at Kanra.

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

LOOL

Juan Powell
Juan Powell

repost

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

this specific thread is exponentially more so than most animus threads yes

Ryder Brooks
Ryder Brooks

oho

John Perez
John Perez

i am and have always been Baddog

Jace Evans
Jace Evans

a spectacular example of shitposting, no?

Austin Lewis
Austin Lewis

Well you're kind of a shit avatar and probably a dogfucker, welcome to the board.

Joseph Brooks
Joseph Brooks

why are they having newfags welcome me

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

mory chirmsa !!!!

Adam Wood
Adam Wood

bottom line is migos has gay tendencies

check the tight genes

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

meria kerdu

Easton Barnes
Easton Barnes

And Merry Christmas, all of you gays, trannies, ladyboys, dogfuckers and misc!

It's not my fault I wasn't in your shitty dogfucker threads okay, this is called ANIMUS, this is the avatarfag circlejerk from b, not the dogfucker threads.

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

leave me alone
no

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

black people always try to sound "hard"when they rap

when in actuality they come off sounding gay

as fuck

Wyatt Williams
Wyatt Williams

its not called animus for animes

google the word animus since you like fondling your thesaurus dot com so much

and i pre-date you so i don't care if you know who i am or not, it's not my job to make myself known to you when you get here

Jordan White
Jordan White

I'm thinking of getting a tattoo and I've narrowed down the selection of things that are meaningful to me but IDK how I'd go about some of them
Like I can't think of symbolic ways to represent the Pleiades constellation because they weren't important enough to have their own astrological signs but on its own it's just an itty bitty dipper

Sebastian Lopez
Sebastian Lopez

Eminem sounds like a safety instructional video

Go fuck yourself, or your dog, whatever. Pre-date me? Nah, you were on the wrong board. I've been around longer than just this. I wrote my own mIRC script. Stupid kid.

Nathan Robinson
Nathan Robinson

the biggest "diss" to a rapper is calling him a bitch

even though like half of them are bitch's

Brody Diaz
Brody Diaz

actually getting this upset about it

settle down there newbie

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

oh hi

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

people arguing about who's wasted more of their life in this godforsaken community

John Taylor
John Taylor

letting a newb think I'm upset on an imageboard

learn to imageboard newfag

Joseph Martin
Joseph Martin

hewwo

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

community
that's a funny way to say it

Levi Cruz
Levi Cruz

revy my love ;;

Carson Ross
Carson Ross

boom, Cheap Thrills best webcomic.

John Baker
John Baker

how's life

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

its definitely me, but they are the ones who brought date into it. im just going through the motions because i was too lazy to play overwatch tonight

Colton Adams
Colton Adams

It was more of a community like 7 years ago before everyone got tired of Alice being around

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

lmao yea back when people actually used to videochat all the time, but the people who hang out on discord are still more of a community than you would expect

Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

Yeah, Alice was tired so I kind of took over as being the best poster.

Connor Ramirez
Connor Ramirez

its good. watching movies with teh bae

Evan Adams
Evan Adams





...

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

i watched the new shalamanam movie

it was alright

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

what?

Kevin Peterson
Kevin Peterson

I was on earlier but I've had a migraine all day and I had to get off after a few levels
Toilet paper !

Gavin Martin
Gavin Martin

revy are you taking hormones

what's your life dog

i miss you

John Foster
John Foster

dont tell anyone but i still actually have 4chanX and Namesync installed

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

i need to grind tomorrow for that ana skin while i still have time

Wyatt Morris
Wyatt Morris

who doesn't

Asher Price
Asher Price

for sure most posters

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

i guarantee half the people here right now no longer use 4chanx or namesync

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

like i would say i am more a /tv/ poster than here even

Nathan Howard
Nathan Howard

-points to self-

Colton Harris
Colton Harris

it's just funny to post pony to trigger

i only watched like one season

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

that shits literally only for /b/

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

Lately I've taken to vandalism.
I just go around, writing stuff on walls etc.
I think the net effect is that I'm encouraging more people to vandalize.
Because I'm not just like spraypainting my name on shit, I'm leaving all these cute messages and being a real dick about it, like I find a big nice name tag and I write over it XXXX likes this! or I go and write on a rock and it says XXXX rocks! (pun, get it)
so I'm doing this next level vandalism where I'm being cute and smug about it and I think it'll encourage more people in town to vandalize to be cute and smug too.

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson



Lately I've taken to vandalism.

chiri's opener's...

Liam Jackson
Liam Jackson

Also you know what, you can have this 777, I'm gonna go out for a smoke. Go ahead.

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

why

Austin King
Austin King

its hard to explain all the ways i hate the words you are typing

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

just kidding

Ryder Nguyen
Ryder Nguyen

get

James Reyes
James Reyes

are you on the speck bd

Benjamin Williams
Benjamin Williams

what board do you use 4chanx or namesync for besides /b/?

Aiden King
Aiden King

he's on the period.

Oliver Brooks
Oliver Brooks

nice 7s

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

play 2 games of pubg

in top 2% for solo

wat

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

i post on /tv/ way more than /b/ when it comes to 4chan

in fact i would say i never post on /b/ haha

Joshua Stewart
Joshua Stewart

merrry chursmus

Landon Watson
Landon Watson

Most plebs winning is rare as fuck
If you won even one of those your winrate is probably through the roof which is boosting you up.

Colton Smith
Colton Smith

y-you too

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

Yeah
Life's a mess
Migraines are getting kind of unbearable even with medicine and my head scan was clean which is total bullshit given my history of head trauma
Posted om facebook how it was super concerning news and my mom texted me like "THATS GREAT HONEY" like are you fucking retarded

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

revy what the hell

Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

that is terrible

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

why do you need 4chax and namesync for /tv/?

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

it just seems weird to get a high rank after 2 games ya know, like it actually ELIMINATES smurfing because of how fucking fast you rank up if you're doing well, since there's 100 players in each game

like in every other video game I get a ton of easy games for a while until it finally starts matching me with high rank players

first game 9 kills #15
second game 11 kills #1

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

oh i don't considering they hate namefags

Ethan Campbell
Ethan Campbell

*knocks on your empty fucking skull and it echoes like a hollow nut*

huh

Gavin Cox
Gavin Cox

I went outside for a smoke.

It was beautiful, no cars.. no traffic, just complete dead silence and snow.

And one guy stumbling up the road swearing to himself. I would have invited him up to have a smoke on our porch but he was across the street and he looked like he was out to kill somebody.

Thomas Nelson
Thomas Nelson

But on the other hand having tits is nice

Levi Lee
Levi Lee

Overall though, the peaceful quiet atmosphere was really nice. Nothing at all happening, just dead silence aside from the murderous drunk. Was a great experience just standing outside in the cold.

Michael Green
Michael Green

when i have the option to fuck with someone

i will usually take it

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

im just amazed how retarded you are to not realize that what was being said is 4chanx and namesync are only useful on /b/

Asher Miller
Asher Miller

oh no you're another ballgame

you can do whatever you want

love

Samuel Lee
Samuel Lee

Yeah 4chanx is a botnet.

Get Rick'd

Parker Miller
Parker Miller

fucking goddamn

Xavier King
Xavier King

Watching Stranger Things and I just got to the part where they figure out the alternate dimension bullshit and they're comparing it to D&D's Vale of Shadows
They're like but how do we get to this upside down dimension and one of them says "you cast shadow step, DUMMY"

Ethan Stewart
Ethan Stewart

revy is honesly my kryptonite

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

What

Evan White
Evan White

stranger things season two fucking sucks

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

You are such a fucking faggot.

Jace Cruz
Jace Cruz

you are the biggest fucking faggot

Daniel Hernandez
Daniel Hernandez

i like traps

sue me

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

Got a trap folder?

John Lewis
John Lewis

oh thank you

Mason Harris
Mason Harris

watching 3DPD TV shows

Nicholas Reyes
Nicholas Reyes

im gonna chime in here and say that the hatsune miku avs melt me

Luis Martin
Luis Martin

I think I was drunk when I saw season 1 too.

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

why other types

David Morgan
David Morgan

whoa no not that far

Jose Adams
Jose Adams

I'm on like episode 6 of season one

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

lol

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

ur lyin

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

Yeah that'll do it.
Kill rating is based on K/D iirc, and that's like a third of your total rating.
I do miss that one section where I suddenly realized how to play the game, where that sixth sense of "oh someone is there" first developed, because the ~5 games of 7 kills every game was real neat.

I *do* think your matchmaking isn't based on leaderboard score though, and is calculated independently. Presumably not fucking ELO in a 100 person FFA but still.

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

new monkey thread

Christian Ross
Christian Ross

4chan

Isaiah Kelly
Isaiah Kelly

that sounds really nice

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

I mean it's based on "Rating" which is reset at the start of the season.

rank 2 in 1-man Squad
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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