its crimbus edition
Its crimbus edition
yes bumping it once will help when im already cross-linking it, surely
I bought some Cheetos and Amarula even though I'm lactose intolerant.
Does anybody want some orange milk sample jars for Christmas?
You can glean some DNA from the liquid and make your own Chiri.
can you just like not be a gross weirdo for christmas
honestly i think i just fucking became jesus
It's not like I'm the one posting anal porn or lolis.
So you were crucified and 2000 years later people stopped believing in your mythos?
look if you want to mail me something just mail me some Amarula
It's really good. I was going to buy some Bailey's but the Amarula was on sale. It's very enjoyable.
Did you learn human anatomy this year?
i can tell and they dont sell any around here so thats why i wanted some
i learned that you are a slut ahhh
why wont this shit board let me post image response
i cant even without img
Well, that's no good.
However the shipping on a bottle would cost almost as much as the bottle.. I only mail fine alcohol to family and only during the holidays.
This year I sent them some locally grown/harvested Cowichan valley blackberry port.
That accusation is unfounded.
god is upset with you
buying alcohol online is a pain in the ass anyways
it's fucking true duude
fuck you sally
TP cant possibly shitpost without all of his reaction images
i do love you
You can't rile me up. The next worse troll other than you is Lambchop from Lambchop's Play-Along because Lambchop is a puppet without any actual cognizance so you're worse at trolling than a piece of felt with a ginger's hand up its ass.
fuck off dirt bitch
i bet chiri would cyber pretty easily
Everyone I've cybered from the cj threads has had their penises cut off.
chiri is soo dirty
I've cooked and eaten some of my pets.
chiri cybered with harlequinn confirmed
ooh dat shit's on fire son.
chiri has admitted he lied
is this not a fucking baller
i already know what chiri looked like
I drop panties.
just saying kinda ball
i will drop your dumb ass lamao
thread is too slow, retreating to 3 1/2 hour recorded stream i found from earlier today
my shitposting is merely battery powered atm, it is weak and i am handicapped
pls dont hold it against me
I've been on a Norm MacDonald / Jimmy Carr binge because I just love to have a good laugh.
that's what she said last night in bed.
when did you fuck an android?
not that im surprised that chiri had to resort to fucking something battery powered
honestly my step sister mama beared on me and t fucked up my whole game
I meant the part where she said 'pls don't hold it against me' because you had a tiny boner and she just wanted to get some sleep before work.
Because she's the real breadwinner in the household, oh forget it.
The joke doesn't work because you don't have a girlfriend.
It works though because you still live with your mom so maybe you crawled into bed with her and she was trying to cull your insatiable appetite for incest.
doesnt change the fact you were talking to something battery powered
says this to the one poster that constantly talks about their girlfriend
good job maintaining your spot as number one retard
Well, I'm sorry for not stalking you enough then.
literally the only poster where people have complained at me to stop referencing my girlfriend, the only reason people don't tease me and say "you probably talk about her so much because she doesn't exist" is because they are afraid she does and i will bring them here
Nah it's a joke, I don't stalk anyone.
I don't even fucking care about any of you.
Did that happen or are you making this up?
oh so like besides these weirdos
what is seriously going on besides chiri
and that one good gay gay
tshuchi was getting sour about it one time
They're probably an idiot.
I don't even know who you are.
lets talk for real
only slightly bd
Doesn't jog my memory at all.
I see a furry, I think 'stupid cunt'.
bd chiri and i fight the good fight
just remember when your bumb face lost
that is 'winning'.
totally nailed it
not like your bumbling ass is all that memorable
like fuck you whore
I am God.
TP are you super drunk
God of aspergers
no its christmas eve, you have my permission to be super drunk
why are you saying sorry
Beats being the deity of disappointment and grief.
Wouldn't want your job.
fuck you dude
pretty sure i didnt claim myself to be some sort of deity you neurotic twerp
Just keep them coming, I'm trying to make your phone die.
TP, what am I, a meme?
jokes on you, the batteries i was referring to is related to the two AA's in my wireless keyboard that i also use for my laptop because it s a nice wireless keyboard and i like it a lot
chiri you are fucked up
i have family
lol sorry that was wrong
TP you must be super fucking drunk
Here, you like photos of me?
Here's a shocker, I was even hotter 10 years ago.
it is true
you take photos exactly like i imagined a maladjusted weirdo would
Cheers! Merry Crucifixion! Kill the fucking Jew!
Actually that one was a joking response to a co-worker's facebook image; he posed the same way with his guitar so I took that one with my bass because it was so fucking emo I had to make fun of it- in fact both that and the previous photo are mocking emo kids.
awkward explanations for ten year old pictures are the best kind
you're fucked chiri i found a whole backpack side pocket full of AA's
dumb fucking bitches
love you chirbir
It's fine. I think they're funny.
I'd rather have images circulate of me looking like an emo douchebag even if it was on purpose with the intent of being humorous; if people think it's serious then they're getting even more trolled by believing that I'm a huge pretentious douchebag, and I'll gladly get on board with that idea.
I love the attention.
but you're totally not a pretentious douchebag that loves attention
honestly like my step sister mommy'd me
i don't really know how i feal
totally undeserved reputation, I'm a stand-up guy who would never troll anybody.
Northernlion is definitely more charismatic than you are so im going to go listen to some of his bullshit instead
i love how this guy has beaten Binding of Isaac with the lost multiple times and is dying on the mettaton fight over and over again
I'd rather be watching some Jimmy Carr or Norm MacDonald as well, it's not like any of this back-and-forth is amounting to anything, I certainly don't have the ambition to keep fucking you in the ass and I can tell that you're annoyed that I haven't given you the common decency of a reach-around.
this is fucking trash
what kind of sick fucking retard would want your slug handling bearded visage anywhere near behind them?
or were you under the impression you haven't been thoroughly roasted
Let's have a rap battle, then.
you're canadian fake ness
im actually choking on laughter at some of these essay responses he's giving
it's not that hard to be fake
No, I don't believe I have been roasted. I was under the impression that roasts include witty, scathing remarks.
What I've seen so far from you has been you trying to take a piss in a puddle, unable to get the flow going, flicking it around, stretching it like a trombone, yet getting nothing.
If it's anyone, it's me who's taking the piss out of you because you can't even manage that by yourself.
Good, I've done my job.
Now let's see you be as entertaining as I am.
you wanted to try to put your dick in my ass you sick disgusting fuck have you seen your face
lol no one likes chiri still
Whoa, back off there chum.
I don't go that route.
there is a reason you don't get any
That's just the meta.
You love me.
Yeah it's called not being a homosexual, stop trying to get your dick up my ass.
hey guess what
you are actual trash
fuck off fag
My all known laws of shitposting, there is no way one person should be able to make such retarded posts. The chiri, not caring what humans think to be impossible, posts anyways.
YOU WERE A HOMO ALL ALONG
chiri talking about trying to fuck my ass then denying it and backpedaling
how fucking sick
Stop talking about your gay ass.
i should make a strawpoll later about who would want chiri's bearded chin resting on their shoulder as they talk about having the ambition to fuck them
You know what, if all you want to do tonight is trash talk then let's throw down.
If you're gonna diss me do it in rhyme, it's rap battle time.
rap battle with TP you sick, sick dogfucker
oh my animals what
you defend dogfucks
i do not defend them, i just tolerate them posting here
you still should not fuck your dogs
why pretend that you are a hero for animals
you are a cuck
fuck off dogfucker
TP go drink more and kill your liver
a little under the belt you dirty bitch slut
How's Teeps X'mas?
SD is like "the backup guy"
Just decided to drop by whilst drinking and saw stuff was going "awfully", so how's you?
oh he i am pretty good extept that i had someone who i thought was a friend say
TP go drink more and kill your liver
not so coo
not really, you don't get that fucked up from what you tell us
I donno who you are, I don't care, I swear
You donno who I am, I dare, compare;
You have no fucking clue what you do or what you say
And I ain't goin' away no I'm here to fucking stay, I say
You better understand what kind of land you're fucking treading
Lest forget the paths before that led us up to armageddon
Now the Chir is the king and this here throne is on my turf
You better kneel, knave you better know what you are worth
When you are standing on the floor that I have built and you remember who was chilling here since twenty twelve September
I'm gonna spill shit so you can learn what being here's about
It's doing time here and making name for yourself fighting for your clout
You don't, understand what any of this even is about you got your socks on the wrong feet and you're a duck on someone's couch
Because the joke's you're out of water, that's the fucking reference
You're incapable of even producing sentences,
I am the king here and I mean it, you've got zero presedence
I am the ruler, I'm the God I am your landlord pay the Rent.
like be real guys
Oh, probably they're just being on the defensive side after that small comment?
no like look
TP shut the fuck up there are no low blows in a place where people regularly tell each other to kill themselves
hello thread how much codeine cough syrup do i need to drink to fly to the north pole?
You mean Chiri by that?
Never heard of you.
the other ingredients will kill you first,
generally if it's a DXM-based syrup you won't need to do any chemical extractions, but they also don't have any codeine-based syrups in Canada so I don't have knowledge on them.
However for DXM I prefer the agent lemon method.
you are implying you got here in September of 2012 in your shitty abomination of a "rap" but judging by your consistency so far, that probably isn't even credible information, so I am calling you a newfag and leaving it at that
Yes, that's when I started CJ threading on 4ch before the ban waves drove us to 8ch.
You deduced the date correctly.
jesus christ you faggots its christmas eve
sorry they started it
and i called you a newfag because there are easily caps dating me back to late 2010, so i am using seniority as a lazy method to debunk your entire rap, which is heavily based on you "laying things out for me" which would be hard for you to do before you even got here
you're making it awfully hard to try here
Oh shit TP that made me think of someone you'd like .. Geisha Twins
are you under the impression we are actually upset?
because i can assure you that neither of us are mad
are you implying that im implying that youre mad
Yeah I still don't know who you are, sorry.
My deepest apologies, senpai.
This is how we have fun.
stop pretending like i care if you know who i am, its distasteful
probably just a bunch of newfags
It's probably like, Bern or something.
FUCK no, i was never in your shitty anime threads until it merged with the furfags and became the avatar threads you cunt
also have a happy christmas guys
It's a dogfucker.
these some fucking dramatic irony going on here and it'd be nice if we were in the audience
I guess it's Mugen.
*puts on tune*
welcome to being a bitch nigger
i swear you just act more retarded on purpose sometimes
man that real bitch nigger really blew it lol lol
Sherlock in the house.
Now you, you're just dumb all of the time, which would make you a really easy read if I would pay any attention to you at all, which I can't because I'm re-reading all of my own posts and complimenting my own intelligence.
looks like im getting shitposting for christmas
Everything you ever wanted.
wow that was hot lol
i think you made this thread slower than some of your slugs
I have *one* slug, the rest are snails.
i know and im repeatedly getting it wrong on purpose to aggravate you and have been the whole time
at least post something new
Twice, yes. I understand the purpose of it.
You trigger the mechanism that makes me correct you.. twice is fine, three times and you're retarded. I enjoy educating people. I knew both times you were illiciting a response and I have given you this tiny bit of joy.
can't find more Christmas gote
wow you did such a great job explaining that, good thing ive already made fun of you enough and no one else is here to do it
I should not have been driving.
I'm sure in your mind you've done a great job of it! Keep it up!
nigga how the fuck do you just have one slug it aint just going to fuck itself you stupid fucking canadian
i got my keys taken aways lol
i mean you have to resort to that but it isnt illegal to capture another slug for breeding purposes, and they are hermaphrodites so even you cant fuck it up
it snuck in on a leaf, so it has no mating partners but it's also not a cannibalistic species so it isn't eating my snails, it just chills and gets fat.
oh hi luka
more like lurka
life motto: soon this will all be over
i actually love luka ;;
it was in no way a mean remark!
A Christmas miracle.
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/ \…………………… ╬╬╬╬ ✦✦ Merry Christmas and Happy new year 2018! ✦✦
i love you bro <3
So it's today, and fuckin Santa's on his way,
Except he's fake and your beliefs are crazy Santa ain't no real G, he
Don't drop any presents down chimneys;
Don't have any reindeer or elves see,
He's made up and that's the whole story
A fat ass Christian mythical allegory
No presents, no presence, not at all in the present
Pretty pressed to press another dollar bill into service
For expenses in retail where they're all effervescent
Selling shit off the shelves like they're antidepressants.
ok im just smoking weed and going to bed
why go to bed
smoke weed and watch an hour more of this video then go to bed
TP being a great influence everybody
whats ur vid
you idiot nirvan's litthium
watching Northernlion stream a game that doesn't even attract false popularity anymore like it used to
just fucking wow
I'd like that girl in that pic as a girlfriend, I like fucked up broken people who understand death.
h*ck off tumblrtale I will not do a genocide run
he actually did a pacifist
i'm so happy cause today i found my friends
who are in my head
i worry about you
need some kneepads.
to be fair, you have to have an extremely high IQ to understand a genocide run
It's a big step to love yourself.
Nothing was your fault, you're just a stupid human.
Humans are idiots.
R&M meta joke gg
i have fun dog
habby xmas sinni
Are Canadians people too?
implying its that easy
You don't get it. Just having some faggot flower talk in your ear about killing them isn't going to turn you into a murderer. You can't destroy a mountain with a single swing of a pickaxe. It takes time, and a constant force to turn a mountain into a valley
You might think right now that you're above it, and that you're a good person who can resist the temptation, but make no mistake. You are a human, and your mind will wander to places you know are dangerous. The simple question of "what if?" that has killed countless explorers throughout history. That thought will burrow into your mind, and it will scream to be heard day in and day out. It may be suppressed and drowned out, but when the noise of daily life fades away, and you lie in bed, it will resurface. That brief moment of transitioning into the unconscious of sleep, the full brunt of its force will crash down on you, but just for a moment. From there it will repeat, coming down earlier and earlier, until it has started penetrating your waking thoughts. Those dull moments on the bus or in the shower, it will return
Then as simple as taking a step out of your house, you will entertain the idea of what would happen should you really do it. "How would my once friends treat me? Will they realize what is even happening, or do they even have the ability to comprehend such wicked blood lust? How hard will they fight against the coming storm?" Then the long slow slide into the abyss will begin. Imperceptible at first, but one step after another, and before you know it there is dust on your hands, and a fellow with a glowing blue eye coughing up ketchup in front of you. How did it get like this? When did it happen?
Temptation is not a bellowing beast that can be slain and buried so easily. It is slow, and like a vine it will wrap around you while you keep watch for the loud and obvious threats, then crush the life out of your body. Constant vigilance is the only protection against such a fate, and one slip-up is all it needs.
Don't repeat the same mistakes as I did. Never let your guard down, never let those demons take even one step inside your mind. Beat them down, suffocate them, burn them, whatever it takes to stop such foul beings from twisting your heart. Satisfying curiosity is not worth the pain it will cause your friends. Protect yourself, and you will protect them
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/▌……….…… *♥♫•♥♫•♥♫♥ •♫♥*
/ \…………………… ╬╬╬╬ ✦✦ Merry Christmas and Happy new year 2018! ✦✦
this is pretty good tbh
i hoard all my really good art and only post bullshit because i hate you all
Asriel is literally Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion. White-haired, red-eyed, perfectly innocent pretty boy that is basically an angel with ridiculous powers shows up, charms brunette protagonist, reveals himself as the bad guy, kicks all the ass, but then proceeds to sacrifice himself for the greater good after realizing that it's either him or said protagonist, and whose death leaves the viewer/player heartbroken because there was never a way to save him. It turns out that most of the plot pretty much revolves around this guy, but nobody who hasn't seen it can explain why he's so popular, citing that his total screentime is a fraction of a percent of the entire work so he must not be important.
Yeah see, mountains just don't become valleys. It takes tens of thousands of years for water to carve out a channel of the least resistance.
It only takes a minute to kill someone, and 100 years later it won't make a difference.
That's why I say, Always Kill People.
idk guys lke i don't reven really care
No, I will not do a Genocide Run.
I'm happy with the way things ended, and I intend to preserve that. The characters of this game, they grew on me. A lot. They weren't just sprites on my computer screen. They felt real. They had hopes, they had dreams, they had flaws and they had fears. We didn't understand each other at first… But through compassion, understanding and MERCY, we overcame our differences. But were we really different to begin with? Human? Monster? What does that really mean? The world I wandered through, which seemed so cold and dark in the beginning, slowly faded away, as I realized I wasn't alone on this journey. Who would have thought? We ended up being friends. They made me smile, They made me laugh. And I'm not ashamed to say that… They also made me cry.
Sometimes, I would pass through a corridor, wondering about them, about what they were doing, about what they were thinking right now. So I'd grab my cellphone and strike up a conversation with them. I was talking out loud, asking them about what was going on in their lives. And guess what? They answered me, i could hear their voice reach me, and we talked for hours. Toriel and Sans were cracking some random bad jokes, I laughed so much when Undyne told me about how she surprised Papyrus pretending to drive on his bed! And Alphys… We talked a lot about her deep fears of coming to terms with her true-self. Eventually, I think our chats both made us stronger.
To think that they finally made it to the surface… I can't image how they felt when they took their first breath of fresh air. Ahah, I was almost jealous. But i'm glad, i wouldn't have it any other way.
And why would I throw all that away? Because some jaded flower is urging me to play a "game" again? Well guess what, Flowey: that was never a game for me to begin with.
I will never reset my Save, i will never let my friends down, and knowing that they're all probably waiting for me right now fills me with:
except he doesnt save anyone until the very end and they both die but also stop
i went back and copied it all over again just for you :(
i was mostly referring to the post below but the art is an improvement yes
He even has a biblical Angel's name, good catch.
It's very likely an Eva reference.
how many undertale shitposts do you have saved??
stop, cease, desist
Why are you actually reading it
I don't know what this guys talking about BUT its real fuckin' annoying.
Some people like pussy, just saying.
i would argue that anyone who even knows what undertail is
follows his faggot retard friends plan
dies to prevent total human annihilation
dies and has every part of his being infused with a flower
is brought back by a nigger lizard
can't feel anything
tries to an hero
can't even kill himself
becomes the main character of a game that doesn't exist, stuck in a perpetual loop of experiencing the same events over and over again
The events of the game take place
two possible endings for him
stay an unfeeling flower for the rest of eternity
get killed by an edgelord
in the same game where a traitor and a being that commits acts against her own race are """""""forgiven"""""""""" and let go free because reasons in the good ending.
to add insult to injury
only developed character in the entire game
the reason why the demo was so popular
gets written out in favor of le fooni skeleton pun man
Deserved a better fate, and a better game.
ive never undered tale
im not im still watching my stream too its just walls are annoying
and now other people are complaining too, you giant faggot, good job
in the movie we see Rei's boobs
I gave this indie tattle an hour's time cause of the hype. Fuck me, is it some miserable tripe. Simply infused with vomit-inducing infantilism.
Every, every fucking where it's all black and white morality WITH A
QUIRK in regards to the world.
For example, say, the very same Sans, knowing that the world can be reset, after so much time did not realize that the easiest way to break the cycle is
suicide. Once you're dead there's no resets for you, and yet the idea of suicide as a way out is not even MENTIONED in conversations with Sans
Second example is the personification of Flowey and Asriel as two separate personalities, although they are supposed to be the same person.
There's many more things that showcase how infantile the game is, but there's no point in writing them all out. I could mention the simplistic relationships between characters, the tangled timeline, the problems with the plot and how it fits in with the gameplay, but why the fuck would I bother?
Shit's just shit, plain and simple.
Fucking Underkiddies have smeared this whole board with their downie shit, can't TAKE A FUCKING STEP without stepping on some Underdifferently-abled with his shitty scribbles and inane posts.
Undertale is really the most toxic game of this year, something on the
level of Lizzie (LISA) or extra gun (reference to the moment in the
first Mass Effect where the player has to take in that first party
member, and is given three options that are basically "agree nobly",
"agree like a cunt" and "agree like a snide cunt". One of these dialogue options was something like "we could use an extra gun here").
Why does everyone and their dog deify this fucking goat – "oh, mi-mi-mi muh goatmum", while the moment Asgore needed her support the most she ran the fuck off and then treated him like shit for the rest of the game.
Furthermore,why, while we are clearly controlling the same character, why are we presented with different chars in the two endings?
No, I get that it is "lolsodeep, you're a bad guy for playing the game" but it'd be nice if they at least either spoke to the player or to Frisk, not one then the other alternatively. Ain't that some shit.
Why in OFF the devs managed to present in-universe ramifications for the player and the player character being two different entities, and in this game the same concept requires three fucking characters to convey?
It is hard not to be aware of it.
that wasnt even a copypasta
you actually wrote that didnt you
▶Mettafan 05/29/17 (Mon) 22:10:04 No.6294[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Id like to start out by saying, that i think all you people who play tumblrtale suck a big fat goat dick.
now, to move on
I think TUMBLRCUCKS are pathetic. all they do is sit around with their big lips and collect welfare. and if they're not doing that, theyre robbing, raping, stealing, murdering, or in jail. So id like to give a big fuck you to all you tumblrites out there. By the way, im not really racist, i have a tumblrite NIGGER in my family tree. Hes been hanging there about 55 american dollars (badumdum!)
Now on to SJWTALE cucks. they are like a mixture of tumblrcucks and bunnies. they also sit around and collect welfare, but they have a different method. They all reproduce at an amazing rate, and then the welfare collection moves on into the next generation. They really all should be lined up and shot, with their goy clothes and their nigger skeleton flags. And, like tumblrcucks, they go out robbing, raping, mugging, stealing, murdering, and end up in jail.
WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ALLOWED IN /V/?
Jews. Hitler was right. They are nothing but money grubbing little fucks. like that guy toby fox, look at him. He makes a pointless game, sells a million some copies, AND THAT ISNT ENOUGH. now he has to make a movie too. That movie is going to suck, just like him, and just like all his fans. Hes a self centered piece of shit, just like every other jew ive met. And whats this deal with jews whining about the holocaust?!?! they gotta make movies, books, whatever. Its all about money with them. they cant spend their own money and get on a public access channel and whine about it, no they gotta set up a holocaust memorial, bug that faggot jew steven spielberg to make a movie that sold out, and a bunch of other shit. fuck jews.
Undertalefags. Well, Undertalefags are their own category. It seems they just dont get it. WE DONT CARE THAT YOU LIKE TUMBLRTALE! GET OUT OF MY /V/! I know if i had kids i wouldnt want em to be seein a bunch of cum guzzlin tumblrtales walkin down the street with their womanly manhood dangling around screamin we want videogame discussion….
YOU HAVE VIDEOGAME DISCUSSION! YOU HAVENT BEEN B& YET! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY!
All they do is fuck like bunnies and spread the tumblrcuck virus. I hope they kill themselves off soon.
Tumblrtales are out to ruin the economy. Look at em with their piece of shit meme games. Why do they have to evade our economy? I mean, i dont see anything wrong with them sellin shit over here, but they practically SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS! and YOU FUCKERS keep buying the shit. I say we send a couple more sage-bombs over there, take care of their tumblr asses.
Goat molesters make me sick, but they keep popping up! Whats this world coming to when these guys can peddle their goatkiddy porn over the internet! ITS SICK! All those goatkiddy porn fuckers should be castrated with plastic forks and burned at the stake.
Tumblrtales. God i fucking hate Tumblrtales. LEAVE ME ALONE! All they do is whine about how people are going to go to hell and try and convert people! GET A LIFE! god damn sexually dysfunctional little fucks! You should all be burned at the stake like you did to the pagans! I fucking hate you all!
i feel alot better after doing this. And im not going to hide behind a fake email address and name. email me, i dont give a fuck. all you losers are pathetic. go out and get a fucking life, quit sittin around masturbating to goats behind your computer screen you little scrawny fucks. Im so drunk right now i dont give a fuck if you fags fuckin email me. Hell, i'll give you my fucking fone number too while im at it, feel free to call me, or are you afraid to? afraid i might humiliate you over the phone? 717 867 1292, if its busy 717 867 1679, ask for FUCK OFF TUMBLRTALE, i'll be waiting for all your calls.
oh, and one more thing.
Yeah, thats right you fuck, i hate you too.
there is a whole other non gay world
where people are not aware of this
Don't defend them Darwin anyone who knows about Undertale is Cancer, if you heard about it in 2015-2016, you're cancer
kanra it is ok
when your day touched you
Yes, but when you come here there are motherfuckers constantly bringing it up, or at least it was that way in 2015.
psst. listen, the job isn't done
Tony is still kicking.
are you just so drunk that you think anyone who is textwalling is kanra now even if its copypasta and not from a canadian?
turn off your bullshit
EAT MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to be fair, you have to be extremely drunk to post walls of text
without a solid grasp on the concepts of shitposting, the jokes go over your head
Oh wait, that was Kanra the entire time?
Well that explains why he wasn't a fucking pushover faggot. Still, he thinks he got the better of me, but that was a ruse, he fucking ate it. He fucking licked it up, man.
no shit idiot
Well I don't keep track of this shit, you expect me to know who fucking QWVzdogfucker is?
you stupid piece of shit
this image sums him up best
I can't even tell if you're joking
Call me something really nasty, bb
im partial to "filthy, broken child"
Your mother wore lederhosen.
Because she was a Nazi
And you did nazi her for most of your childhood because she was making money on the street as a whore
this song is kinda hard tbh
I think it's a bit lame.
They're trying too hard.
This bothers me
For a few reasons
it't kinda funny like asians not usesing their pussy face masks
is being "dangerous"
ORCA NINJAS GO RAMBO!
one for TP
beep beep actual taste coming thru
i had to go cook some eggs to eat with a dinner roll at nearly 3am because all that bullshit was exhausting even for me
Yeah, I could understand why you'd need to go wank off.
hey, that's alright.
You got me on CocoRosie.
what does that have to do with eating you fucking mystery of a person
hey dont kinkshame
You always want to be the center of attention dontcha..
i don't try to "get" anyone
lol that owns
you still think im kanra dont you, you waste of space
how do you even manage to waste canadian space
i thought canada dumped all its garbage in america
No, wow. I don't care.
Leave me alone. Holy shit.
Yeah, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers..
sa sumtheng im geving uhp awn yew
im not making two threads in a row so you know, no rush but whenever someone wants to get on that
thank you canadian
I bet BoxBox shoves things up his ass
eh shitfox is not that bad
he should have already been fucking gone
why are you even talking about them??
i did not
It's in accordance with the Buddhist philosophy that there's a higher order that makes life and the universe itself possible.
These rights, duties, laws, virtues and conduct are important to the right way of living.
I meant Drama.
i really should be asleep right now but this thread makes absolutely no fucking sense, it's like a ephemeral dream that changes form when you try to touch it, and like a trainwreck disaster i can't turn away
Isn't that really the draw?
We come because we expect a disaster.
more so than usual i can gather nothing reasonable from any of this
I don't even know who you are.
I stopped guessing at Kanra.
this specific thread is exponentially more so than most animus threads yes
i am and have always been Baddog
a spectacular example of shitposting, no?
Well you're kind of a shit avatar and probably a dogfucker, welcome to the board.
why are they having newfags welcome me
mory chirmsa !!!!
bottom line is migos has gay tendencies
check the tight genes
And Merry Christmas, all of you gays, trannies, ladyboys, dogfuckers and misc!
It's not my fault I wasn't in your shitty dogfucker threads okay, this is called ANIMUS, this is the avatarfag circlejerk from b, not the dogfucker threads.
leave me alone
black people always try to sound "hard"when they rap
when in actuality they come off sounding gay
its not called animus for animes
google the word animus since you like fondling your thesaurus dot com so much
and i pre-date you so i don't care if you know who i am or not, it's not my job to make myself known to you when you get here
I'm thinking of getting a tattoo and I've narrowed down the selection of things that are meaningful to me but IDK how I'd go about some of them
Like I can't think of symbolic ways to represent the Pleiades constellation because they weren't important enough to have their own astrological signs but on its own it's just an itty bitty dipper
Eminem sounds like a safety instructional video
Go fuck yourself, or your dog, whatever. Pre-date me? Nah, you were on the wrong board. I've been around longer than just this. I wrote my own mIRC script. Stupid kid.
the biggest "diss" to a rapper is calling him a bitch
even though like half of them are bitch's
actually getting this upset about it
settle down there newbie
people arguing about who's wasted more of their life in this godforsaken community
letting a newb think I'm upset on an imageboard
learn to imageboard newfag
that's a funny way to say it
revy my love ;;
boom, Cheap Thrills best webcomic.
its definitely me, but they are the ones who brought date into it. im just going through the motions because i was too lazy to play overwatch tonight
It was more of a community like 7 years ago before everyone got tired of Alice being around
lmao yea back when people actually used to videochat all the time, but the people who hang out on discord are still more of a community than you would expect
Yeah, Alice was tired so I kind of took over as being the best poster.
its good. watching movies with teh bae
i watched the new shalamanam movie
it was alright
I was on earlier but I've had a migraine all day and I had to get off after a few levels
Toilet paper !
revy are you taking hormones
what's your life dog
i miss you
dont tell anyone but i still actually have 4chanX and Namesync installed
i need to grind tomorrow for that ana skin while i still have time
for sure most posters
i guarantee half the people here right now no longer use 4chanx or namesync
like i would say i am more a /tv/ poster than here even
-points to self-
it's just funny to post pony to trigger
i only watched like one season
that shits literally only for /b/
Lately I've taken to vandalism.
I just go around, writing stuff on walls etc.
I think the net effect is that I'm encouraging more people to vandalize.
Because I'm not just like spraypainting my name on shit, I'm leaving all these cute messages and being a real dick about it, like I find a big nice name tag and I write over it XXXX likes this! or I go and write on a rock and it says XXXX rocks! (pun, get it)
so I'm doing this next level vandalism where I'm being cute and smug about it and I think it'll encourage more people in town to vandalize to be cute and smug too.
Lately I've taken to vandalism.
Also you know what, you can have this 777, I'm gonna go out for a smoke. Go ahead.
its hard to explain all the ways i hate the words you are typing
are you on the speck bd
what board do you use 4chanx or namesync for besides /b/?
he's on the period.
play 2 games of pubg
in top 2% for solo
i post on /tv/ way more than /b/ when it comes to 4chan
in fact i would say i never post on /b/ haha
Most plebs winning is rare as fuck
If you won even one of those your winrate is probably through the roof which is boosting you up.
Life's a mess
Migraines are getting kind of unbearable even with medicine and my head scan was clean which is total bullshit given my history of head trauma
Posted om facebook how it was super concerning news and my mom texted me like "THATS GREAT HONEY" like are you fucking retarded
revy what the hell
that is terrible
why do you need 4chax and namesync for /tv/?
it just seems weird to get a high rank after 2 games ya know, like it actually ELIMINATES smurfing because of how fucking fast you rank up if you're doing well, since there's 100 players in each game
like in every other video game I get a ton of easy games for a while until it finally starts matching me with high rank players
first game 9 kills #15
second game 11 kills #1
oh i don't considering they hate namefags
*knocks on your empty fucking skull and it echoes like a hollow nut*
I went outside for a smoke.
It was beautiful, no cars.. no traffic, just complete dead silence and snow.
And one guy stumbling up the road swearing to himself. I would have invited him up to have a smoke on our porch but he was across the street and he looked like he was out to kill somebody.
But on the other hand having tits is nice
Overall though, the peaceful quiet atmosphere was really nice. Nothing at all happening, just dead silence aside from the murderous drunk. Was a great experience just standing outside in the cold.
when i have the option to fuck with someone
i will usually take it
im just amazed how retarded you are to not realize that what was being said is 4chanx and namesync are only useful on /b/
oh no you're another ballgame
you can do whatever you want
Yeah 4chanx is a botnet.
Watching Stranger Things and I just got to the part where they figure out the alternate dimension bullshit and they're comparing it to D&D's Vale of Shadows
They're like but how do we get to this upside down dimension and one of them says "you cast shadow step, DUMMY"
revy is honesly my kryptonite
stranger things season two fucking sucks
You are such a fucking faggot.
you are the biggest fucking faggot
i like traps
Got a trap folder?
oh thank you
watching 3DPD TV shows
im gonna chime in here and say that the hatsune miku avs melt me
I think I was drunk when I saw season 1 too.
why other types
whoa no not that far
I'm on like episode 6 of season one
Yeah that'll do it.
Kill rating is based on K/D iirc, and that's like a third of your total rating.
I do miss that one section where I suddenly realized how to play the game, where that sixth sense of "oh someone is there" first developed, because the ~5 games of 7 kills every game was real neat.
I *do* think your matchmaking isn't based on leaderboard score though, and is calculated independently. Presumably not fucking ELO in a 100 person FFA but still.
new monkey thread
that sounds really nice
I mean it's based on "Rating" which is reset at the start of the season.
rank 2 in 1-man Squad