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How much has it changed since it's closed alpha

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I didn't play closed alpha desu.

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Is it still literally Skyrim with multiplayer, I guess

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As far as I've understood it it was never skyrim with multiplayer and that's why everyone was shitting all over it.

Minatsuki Takami is now claimed

Claiming every character from this game no one knows the name of.

Claiming Liliana... and Rin

Megaman X?

It was once upon a time
It was literally everything Skyrim, but there were other people

i dont think i'll ever get into TESO to be fair

as cool as it sounds i just dont like the aesthetic of it
is there a trial version or anything ?

Don't think so, but they did get rid of the subscription

atleast it isnt final fantasy

What is the name of it?

I found Final Fantasy XIV more enjoyable than Elder Scrolls Online

And it is 'santa buddy' when a guy sings it
get it right

santa bundy

This can only end well

Drink more to make sure it's done right

It was free for a week last month.

ジェエルセバー

aw shiet he rite

oh yeah thats right
and i didnt download it

whoops.

this is an important strawpoll

strawpoll.me/14689425

Everyone knows australia is propaganda. It does not really exist.

I never asked for this esteem crusher.

ignore scootsy he's a smelly right now

IMPLYING THAT GOGGLES COULD EVER BE CUTE
QUEER ASS SOUNDING CREEP

drink... more

Nah fam its okay

oh man i missed the chiri thread and now its a scoot thread

an now its om sleepyy yxxfthgg

slepe with me ;)

didnt you want to cum in fake bloodchan last night

where the hell did you find that picture?

nvm just found out I had a bookmark and it was just posted there LOL

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ESO the base game is free to play now. But yeah, lots of microtransactions and dlc..

Psure that was only for the one weekend, it's still money on steam.

There's no forced subscription, but there is quite a bit of DLC - micro transactions are all cosmetic, and the premium membership basically just lets you rent the DLC while you have it, and give you more storage.

#gettingsickcrew

Ah wait, that seems right.

You pay for it once, then there is no cost
It used to have a subscription

you cannot prove that

Soup~?

Put my finger down where~?

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Hey. Amy is still here!

How's it goin, sugar?

It's okay. Doing some research listening to some tunes rn.

Good plans for Crimbas? How have you been?

welcome back, the poster formerly known as amy

I hate drinking and sobering up. It is the worst. Grrrr

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I've been keeping myself reasonably busy. Still working at that supermarket and it is still shit.

Evening, ladies. How's it going?

I have two possible solutions:
Stop drinking.
Stop sobering up.

You can pick which you prefer.

Still booze... but not to savage, it is christmas tomorrow

socks is sick today, sorry!

You could call me lady or you could call me something else like that.

Get well.

Busy is a good thing. awwe well that's okay. I escaped the dq for a bit but then went back so I know that feel haha

im gonna be honest this is kind of the dream

I dream of silk undies.

i dream of being able to relax all day and having a reason for it that people cant argue with. chills and nausea are unpleasant, but the good outweighs the bad

...woman?

Christmas Schmistmas!

dq... dq... err...

it's like a shitty fast food place lel

pays good enough I guess

its a lyric from the song i linked, im not really committed to avatars beyond aesthetic value

Money is good. I like having money.

But... Queenie!?!

also just for your information nobody ever says hi to me but its been that way since january so im totally over it

I'm lost. What're we talking about?

To be fair I'm the best.

funny way to spell worst

Money is great. imaginary money is better. :p

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I... don't get it?

livecoinwatch.com/

It's only better if your gamble pays off.

iz fine

Soon.

see

How is "You pay for it" at all free to play?

gmorn

bump

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Shit, making my boots white now.

hi

meow

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I'm not doing well

sorry t hear that what seems to be the problem

You guys ever have shrimp with real horse radish in the cocktail sauce instead of that fake shit? That bitch kicks.

so this is what rich business men in japan do

why does box box get to be so cute ;-;

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I wish

i hope that your mood improves

whoops. that reply here
was meant for the post above it.

thank god we banned sci

I have a hard time keeping up with names and knowing who switched and who may be new.

Sci really should kill himself.

You should try to get it through his head. And by it I mean a bullet.

I honestly would.

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literally hates them enough to want to shoot and kill him with a bullet

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Shoot me.

With?

asphyxiation with a dick

A firearm of some fashion.

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tfw u start to cry in the middle of christmas eve service

wheres christmas eve thread huh

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(((IT IS CRIMBO)))

Hey, that's a good mashup.. the connection is that they have the same voice actress!
(Jakuzure Nonon and Haruhara Haruko)

its not even close to midnight here, no point in getting hyper when we have five hours to wait

-sits over to wait with most of the american crowd-

NANI SORE

ITS 23:48

SO CLOSE

Gwen is huge!

Just necked a pint of wine... going to grab a double scotch and pass out. Too much excite is happening

Yuge, she bigly...

I woke up, had a grilled cheese sandwich and opened up a Colt 45.

That's what I'll be doing today.

oh wow she's only 5'6", that must mean Hayley Williams is a midget.

it's almost 4 pm scoot

._.

Oh, the internet says she's 5'2".

tfw gwen looks tall compared to hayley

so i just look like mega
time to cut my legs off

Gwen's probably in heels.

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idk

dumping

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can i gib u a christmas smooch

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you can kiss my ass.

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ew

mmwwwwaahhh

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The fuck's so important about midnight on the 24th?

Save it for new years, fag.

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ITS CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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chrimsda

Yas Qweeen!!!

Inshallah!!!!!!

Mele Kalikimaka is the Hawaiian way to say Merry Christmas to you~~!

Hawaii more like... KICK EM KIM

All I want for Christmas is Scarlet...

I miss her so much.

Catholicism... its a weird fetish... I should write a blog about it...

Giants are about to SHUT OUT again! AHAHAHA

Man, that is what I REALLY want this Christmas. Everything else is a bonus.

mister santa could you please give me feminine facial features and longer hair please and ty

time for the christmas leg of lamb with garlic sauce

and then im gonna have a cookie

Indeed. And so many of my coworkers are shitty Giants' fans too~

I want a face like this

-pet-

youtube.com/watch?v=-TAlS7J9Ofk

Maybe there is estrogen in one of them packages

You should butcher them... mmmmmmm

i dont want to look like a lifeless sl*t i want to look like a pale edgy normal girl

LILIANA, BE MY TOTALLY LEGIT NO HOMO GF

no homo

-hisses at-

no howo

No Horo

Oh, I intent to, believe me~
I've watched this whole game very carefully, the Giants aren't having a bad day, they just fucking suck ass!

Like this?

-hiss-

not entirely

like a face that isnt annoying to look at
if that makes any sense

i think its mostly the dead faced poses i dont like in these pics

This one?

im not sharing any of my christmas meat with you, succubi

Wow hyuk hyuk

Yeah man. Fuck em.

Yeah they have to be dead, i want to know what you want in features

Who wants a mouthful of Scoot's Christmas Meat?

I am no Scrooge McDuck.

They always give me shit when my Jets lose.
Anyway go to bed already.

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me

Resplendent.

i thought you passed out???

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The Vodka is taking its toll. I am merely waiting for shit to get more fuzzy then Hitailing it outta here.

who do you main? sounds like fun to get some game sin before the holidays are over

had one of those four hour fever naps where you wake up and it might be march 2043 for all you know

this one is good
i dont like this person they annoy me but

if i was them i would like it

Muhammed bless you

have a good day in the United Kaliphate

Time to think of 2018 goals.

1. Become Famous Internet Celebrity

2. Get involved in a highly publicized race row with them DAMNED puerto ricans

3. Neck myself

(((SCORE)))

i wanna be an unkempt cutie

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Then do it, jeez. Frig.

Good morning

bluetext wat

wHAT... tHEIR FLESH... hNNNNNN

it is my catholic fetish all over

Smashed it

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I liked that game.

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Later Nerds.

Pfffffffff

Time to give this lvier a rest.

you dont like that chin ? i think it is. cute.

i am not a fan of pointy chin like you posted

YOU GOTTA GET BETTER PICS OF GIRLS WHERE THEY DONT LOOK ANNOYING/DEAD/TIRED

howwwww

im replaying it bc christmas time
i was meaning to go along with the days of the month but then i got busy and i didnt and so now im just playing until i get tired and sleep for chrimmis

Come one. You know. Also. Later. Cutie. Gosh. Esh

:c

seeya bub

hi wooka

I pretty much just went with a flawless run, I haven't bothered to replay it and do shitty at it. also I lost it when my HD died.

BABOOKA.
come on....
its sleep time
BUT

Merry Christmas

hi

-sighs-
The Catholics...

it's only 5pm tho? ;~;

mery xmas T_T

speaking of catholics i found this today:
fionainstitute.org/

I don't trust that link

"The Fiona Institute exists to promote the simple, loving and intensely liberating concepts of total fealty to the hierarchy"

sold

i do flawless run regardless

such a nice story/game/thing

how are you ? merry chrimmis eve

smh you gotta step it up
here is a cute

here's an example

the best part is when she's just hanging out on the balcony with her boss, drinking beers, talking about life.

its always cocks and balls with you people i swear...

is mmo junkie worth watching?

i could do a twitch if you wanna watch me play bruma...

you are doing gods work.. shifting the focus away from penis

wat is that?

Would you like me to continue?

honestly
its just funny to read a fictionalized version of a text/imageboard from the future
makes the game feel a lot more comfy too
gives it some life

aw :( anything i can do to help wooka ?

i wish i had the guts to cut myself open like this

its elder scrolls ... cyrodil set in skyrim times

aye

check this out for like, 2 seconds

twitch.tv/playoverwatch

Hey, it's Triangle-mouth!

hes just setting there, staring wistfully...

Anything in particular you enjoy more than others?

she does NOT have a damn cleft palette

nigress booty

you didn't want to play with me :(

i thought they were busy sculpting the landscape still?

I don't really have much of that. Or any specific booty part of it anyway.

then why she look like this

UUUU

I mean,
VVVV

they released county bruma... thats it. just bruma

luka
i had a friend who i was already talking to who wanted to play
im not just gonna leave them out of the blue to play

i probably could have brought you into the call but its too late for that now

its a good start...

i fail to see the resemblance

aww.... :(
it's not oblivion yet i guess...

:(
you wanted them more than me...

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dont say things like that luka

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no, that was part 4... this is not oblivion.

its a remake of cyrodil, not the war set in the time of skyrim. like 400 years after the oblivion crisis

*unzips penis

Yikes, your penis unzips?

like a banana

That is unfortunate.

brb guise

That sounds painful.

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the problem with black ladies is on inspection you can't tell if they have cleaned their bums or not.

Enjoy.

How often are you inspecting the assholes of girls?

back guise

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That was quick.

oh... did you think i was.. heh

yea you can just use your nose and smell or dig a finger in their, you clearly are not inspecting their ass hard enough

give er the shocker

Oh, well, I suppose. I would leave to finish.

See, I guess I am not using my nose, but I am not above sticking a finger up there to give them a surprise.

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why would one leave when i got the whole of the internet to have at

llllmao

She's not cute.
This is a cute

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I would be upset if I wasn't also interested.

I mean, I prefer to cum straight into the toilet.

They never say no in the moment.

that is where you are wrong bubber

nooooooooooooooooooo

Luka is a guy...

those fingers look 👌

You want it.

efficient, less messy and too planned... i need to surprise myself with spontaneity now and then

post more catie

yep

onea THOSE people...

You know I didn't think about it before, but that guy clearly has a thin dick....

I can be quite spontaneous. But I also don't want to clean it up.

No.

She is too fat.

rape

this is why we have like dirty tshirts and socks tho

NO
NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE

I JUST LIKE CATIE WAYNE SHES COOL

What? No, I prefer to beat off in the front room, the kitchen. You know, interesting places.

I don't see any cottage cheese though. Some major wildebeests around here.

That is just fucking creepy.

you saw it

wear that cum stain like a badge that says

"why yes I do have a healthy libido and I have matured sexually, you should probably accept my superior genes."

i liked that animal show she did on discovery... ok there I said it!

forgot to link the last sentence of tha post... meh youll figure it out. or even better link it together

It would be required that i take video if i did that to someone.

Please, that just makes it revolting.

I don't think that says any of that.

Also who did what on discovery?

seeee animalist news was good

and catie is good

it was already revolting, im just eliminating doubt

How is she a thing? Everybody knows about her fucking shit on 4chan, eh?

what shit do you mean

it COULD be misconstued as poor personal hygiene...

also, see

fine... she was cute innit... only in that way she can be annoying AF, that id still hit it sober

4channel MADE her famous, its literally our fault she got efamous and landed a program on discovery...

Doing anything special tomorrow?

shes a voice actor now too

she stopped makin youtube vids

oh i was expecting nudes

just sitting here

Ashly Burch is 7x better tho

Catie has no talent.

ashley burch is 10x more annoying

Sounds nice

denying our love...

kinda need to see her a fucking talking squirrel in a disney movie.

only fakes were ever released

at least she has a forehead.

its boring

huh?

nevermind that, its not important right now

oh well

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hmm?

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also is shitposting

Flood Detected, Post Discarded

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ow no please not like that

hello friends

you came on right when im heading to bed

ive been up a long time
i took a tiny nap but man
im suuuuper sleepy.

nini nezi.
hope you enjoy your christmas day !

thank you friend

i hope you do too.
sleep well.

Evenig

merry crims

merry crims

Good evening.

woha a
double post???

waddup?

It is all your fault

it is crims now.

I just wanted to celebrate crims

mer crims

Merr crims!

You ruined it

What did Santa say when he walked into the brothel?

He pointed at three girls while shouting Ho Ho Ho! and they followed him to the room.

didn't you used to be funnier

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tired. listening to soft music.

hands hurting.

you?

stuffed

just got back from two Christmas meals.

Didn't you used to be less old and boring?

spend some time with family?

Yus, and repeating tomorrow

i think we all used to be less old, my excuse for being boring is the holiday laziness

that sounds nice.

Fine, that's my excuse for not being funny.

It was

sweet potatoes are the best

its okay you dont have to have an excuse to suck here

you aren't kidding.

sweet potatoes are always good.

General southern cooking is good, though

Well, your excuse is that you're gay and actually want to suck as much as you can.

which is great because that's the excuse of most people here, so i really fit right in

Amazing turn of phrase.

you'e just rusty

I'm drunk, I'm bored, and I have nothing to prove to you.

i was sitting in the back of the car where JFK got shot eating cake at a wedding as a small child because my cousin had rented out a museum that had the car and i did not realize the historical significance.

now i'm not saying i don't respect history, but do i regret eating cake where JFK got shot? no sir i do not.

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I was once in Primm Nevada as a kid and put my fingers in the bullet holes of Bonnie and Clyde's car, though I didn't really know the details at the time. Also Al Capone's car was in the same place.

I remember it as being just terribly hot out in the middle of summer and it fucking sucked, there was also a nice car museum in Nebraska too, we had taken a trip through Yellowstone.

hopefully you appreciate the moment more now

yeah, I appreciate it now because I just looked it up and they're in plexiglass boxes so you can't put your fingers in the bullet holes.

hot chocolate is made to serve but you have to do it yourself