♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥ Santa, baby

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Santa, baby... bring me a tranny Edition

All urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/14689425
livecoinwatch.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=-TAlS7J9Ofk
fionainstitute.org/
twitch.tv/playoverwatch
tinychat.com/room/AnimusGoneWild

Mason Clark
Mason Clark

How much has it changed since it's closed alpha

This is an original post

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

I didn't play closed alpha desu.

Matthew Gomez
Matthew Gomez

Is it still literally Skyrim with multiplayer, I guess

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

not jizzing over Skyrim

Eli Collins
Eli Collins

As far as I've understood it it was never skyrim with multiplayer and that's why everyone was shitting all over it.

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

Minatsuki Takami is now claimed <3

Camden Fisher
Camden Fisher

Claiming every character from this game no one knows the name of.

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

Claiming Liliana... and Rin

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

Megaman X?

Kayden James
Kayden James

It was once upon a time
It was literally everything Skyrim, but there were other people

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

i dont think i'll ever get into TESO to be fair

as cool as it sounds i just dont like the aesthetic of it
is there a trial version or anything ?

Noah Rodriguez
Noah Rodriguez

Don't think so, but they did get rid of the subscription

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

atleast it isnt final fantasy

Bentley Thomas
Bentley Thomas

What is the name of it?

Ethan Parker
Ethan Parker

I found Final Fantasy XIV more enjoyable than Elder Scrolls Online

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

And it is 'santa buddy' when a guy sings it
get it right

Ryan Campbell
Ryan Campbell

santa bundy

Charles Williams
Charles Williams

wrapping gifts tipsy

This can only end well

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

Drink more to make sure it's done right

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

It was free for a week last month.

ジェエルセバー

John James
John James

aw shiet he rite

Jeremiah Moore
Jeremiah Moore

oh yeah thats right
and i didnt download it

whoops.

Cooper Cruz
Cooper Cruz

this is an important strawpoll

strawpoll.me/14689425

Blake Price
Blake Price

Everyone knows australia is propaganda. It does not really exist.

Charles Collins
Charles Collins

I never asked for this esteem crusher.

Ian Gomez
Ian Gomez

ignore scootsy he's a smelly right now

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

IMPLYING THAT GOGGLES COULD EVER BE CUTE
QUEER ASS SOUNDING CREEP

Alexander Thomas
Alexander Thomas

drink... more

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

Nah fam its okay

Jace Murphy
Jace Murphy

oh man i missed the chiri thread and now its a scoot thread

Anthony Clark
Anthony Clark

an now its om sleepyy yxxfthgg

Carson Bell
Carson Bell

slepe with me ;)

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

didnt you want to cum in fake bloodchan last night

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

where the hell did you find that picture?

Hunter Williams
Hunter Williams

nvm just found out I had a bookmark and it was just posted there LOL

Christopher James
Christopher James

torposting
on animus

Julian Scott
Julian Scott

ESO the base game is free to play now. But yeah, lots of microtransactions and dlc..

Eli Collins
Eli Collins

ESO the baste game is free to play now
Psure that was only for the one weekend, it's still money on steam.

Adam Davis
Adam Davis

There's no forced subscription, but there is quite a bit of DLC - micro transactions are all cosmetic, and the premium membership basically just lets you rent the DLC while you have it, and give you more storage.

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

#gettingsickcrew

Jeremiah Gutierrez
Jeremiah Gutierrez

Ah wait, that seems right.

Jaxon Martinez
Jaxon Martinez

You pay for it once, then there is no cost
It used to have a subscription

Blake Garcia
Blake Garcia

you cannot prove that

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

Soup~?

Dylan Gutierrez
Dylan Gutierrez

Put my finger down where~?

Owen Williams
Owen Williams

Hey. Amy is still here!

Aiden Turner
Aiden Turner

How's it goin, sugar?

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

It's okay. Doing some research listening to some tunes rn.

Good plans for Crimbas? How have you been?

Ethan White
Ethan White

welcome back, the poster formerly known as amy

Grayson Lee
Grayson Lee

I hate drinking and sobering up. It is the worst. Grrrr

Ryan Brooks
Ryan Brooks

Socks doesn't say hi to me

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

I've been keeping myself reasonably busy. Still working at that supermarket and it is still shit.

Evening, ladies. How's it going?

Dylan Collins
Dylan Collins

I have two possible solutions:
Stop drinking.
Stop sobering up.

You can pick which you prefer.

Andrew Thomas
Andrew Thomas

Still booze... but not to savage, it is christmas tomorrow

Owen Cook
Owen Cook

socks is sick today, sorry!
You could call me lady or you could call me something else like that.

Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

Get well.

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

Busy is a good thing. awwe well that's okay. I escaped the dq for a bit but then went back so I know that feel haha

Ryan Perez
Ryan Perez

im gonna be honest this is kind of the dream

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

I dream of silk undies.

Sebastian Myers
Sebastian Myers

i dream of being able to relax all day and having a reason for it that people cant argue with. chills and nausea are unpleasant, but the good outweighs the bad

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

...woman?

Christmas Schmistmas!

dq... dq... err...

Brayden Kelly
Brayden Kelly

it's like a shitty fast food place lel

pays good enough I guess

Justin Scott
Justin Scott

its a lyric from the song i linked, im not really committed to avatars beyond aesthetic value

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

Money is good. I like having money.

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

But... Queenie!?!

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

also just for your information nobody ever says hi to me but its been that way since january so im totally over it

Brody Thomas
Brody Thomas

I'm lost. What're we talking about?

Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

To be fair I'm the best.

Camden Reed
Camden Reed

funny way to spell worst

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

Money is great. imaginary money is better. :p

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

I... don't get it?

Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

livecoinwatch.com/

Alexander Morales
Alexander Morales

It's only better if your gamble pays off.

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

iz fine

Wyatt Rodriguez
Wyatt Rodriguez

Soon.

Levi Butler
Levi Butler

see

How is "You pay for it" at all free to play?

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

gmorn

bump

Eli Walker
Eli Walker

when you change your pants and suddenly you look like an armored chun-li

Owen Cook
Owen Cook

Shit, making my boots white now.

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

hi

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

meow

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

I'm not doing well

Connor Long
Connor Long

sorry t hear that what seems to be the problem

Chase Lewis
Chase Lewis

You guys ever have shrimp with real horse radish in the cocktail sauce instead of that fake shit? That bitch kicks.

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

so this is what rich business men in japan do

Elijah Jackson
Elijah Jackson

why does box box get to be so cute ;-;

Dominic Thomas
Dominic Thomas

?

I wish

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

i hope that your mood improves

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

whoops. that reply here was meant for the post above it.

Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

thank god we banned sci

Chase Evans
Chase Evans

I have a hard time keeping up with names and knowing who switched and who may be new.

Matthew Clark
Matthew Clark

Sci really should kill himself.

Zachary Wright
Zachary Wright

You should try to get it through his head. And by it I mean a bullet.

Hudson Ortiz
Hudson Ortiz

I honestly would.

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

literally hates them enough to want to shoot and kill him with a bullet

Christopher Rodriguez
Christopher Rodriguez

Shoot me.

William Baker
William Baker

With?

Grayson Martin
Grayson Martin

asphyxiation with a dick

Asher Martinez
Asher Martinez

A firearm of some fashion.

Joseph Hall
Joseph Hall

tfw u start to cry in the middle of christmas eve service

Aaron Mitchell
Aaron Mitchell

wheres christmas eve thread huh

Jeremiah Bailey
Jeremiah Bailey

Catholic

Easton Bell
Easton Bell

HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HAPPY CHRISTMAS

(((IT IS CRIMBO)))

Ian Roberts
Ian Roberts

Hey, that's a good mashup.. the connection is that they have the same voice actress!
(Jakuzure Nonon and Haruhara Haruko)

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

its not even close to midnight here, no point in getting hyper when we have five hours to wait

-sits over to wait with most of the american crowd-

Austin White
Austin White

NANI SORE

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

ITS 23:48

SO CLOSE

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

Gwen is huge!

Lucas Hill
Lucas Hill

Just necked a pint of wine... going to grab a double scotch and pass out. Too much excite is happening

Nicholas Cooper
Nicholas Cooper

Yuge, she bigly...

i mean, she 5 foot 5 apparently

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

I woke up, had a grilled cheese sandwich and opened up a Colt 45.

That's what I'll be doing today.

Dominic Jackson
Dominic Jackson

oh wow she's only 5'6", that must mean Hayley Williams is a midget.

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

it's almost 4 pm scoot

._.

Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

Oh, the internet says she's 5'2".

Mason Wood
Mason Wood

tfw gwen looks tall compared to hayley

so i just look like mega
time to cut my legs off

Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

Gwen's probably in heels.

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

idk

dumping

Austin Barnes
Austin Barnes

can i gib u a christmas smooch

Brandon Gray
Brandon Gray

you can kiss my ass.

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

tfw no christmas smooch

00:03 Christmas day

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

ew

mmwwwwaahhh

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

The fuck's so important about midnight on the 24th?

Save it for new years, fag.

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

ITS CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Luis Cook
Luis Cook

chrimsda

Connor Morris
Connor Morris

Kate Bush

Yas Qweeen!!!

Inshallah!!!!!!

Nathaniel Cooper
Nathaniel Cooper

Mele Kalikimaka is the Hawaiian way to say Merry Christmas to you~~!

James Cruz
James Cruz

Hawaii more like... KICK EM KIM

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

All I want for Christmas is Scarlet...

I miss her so much.

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

Catholicism... its a weird fetish... I should write a blog about it...

Adam Hernandez
Adam Hernandez

Giants are about to SHUT OUT again! AHAHAHA

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

Man, that is what I REALLY want this Christmas. Everything else is a bonus.

Xavier Morris
Xavier Morris

mister santa could you please give me feminine facial features and longer hair please and ty

Aaron Gray
Aaron Gray

time for the christmas leg of lamb with garlic sauce

and then im gonna have a cookie

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

Indeed. And so many of my coworkers are shitty Giants' fans too~

I want a face like this

-pet-

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

youtube.com/watch?v=-TAlS7J9Ofk

Maybe there is estrogen in one of them packages

You should butcher them... mmmmmmm

Ian White
Ian White

i dont want to look like a lifeless sl*t i want to look like a pale edgy normal girl

Jacob Price
Jacob Price

LILIANA, BE MY TOTALLY LEGIT NO HOMO GF

no homo

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

-hisses at-

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

no howo

Evan Allen
Evan Allen

No Horo

Elijah Cook
Elijah Cook

Oh, I intent to, believe me~
I've watched this whole game very carefully, the Giants aren't having a bad day, they just fucking suck ass!

Like this?

-hiss- <3

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

not entirely

like a face that isnt annoying to look at
if that makes any sense

Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

i think its mostly the dead faced poses i dont like in these pics

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

This one?

Christopher Brooks
Christopher Brooks

im not sharing any of my christmas meat with you, succubi

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

Wow hyuk hyuk

Yeah man. Fuck em.

Samuel Foster
Samuel Foster

Yeah they have to be dead, i want to know what you want in features

Logan White
Logan White

Who wants a mouthful of Scoot's Christmas Meat?

I am no Scrooge McDuck.

Jayden Hall
Jayden Hall

They always give me shit when my Jets lose.
Anyway go to bed already.

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

me

Juan Smith
Juan Smith

Placed 2060 or so after not playing OW in a year
Resplendent.

Connor Williams
Connor Williams

i thought you passed out???

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

1952177

Eli Sanders
Eli Sanders

The Vodka is taking its toll. I am merely waiting for shit to get more fuzzy then Hitailing it outta here.

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

who do you main? sounds like fun to get some game sin before the holidays are over

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

had one of those four hour fever naps where you wake up and it might be march 2043 for all you know

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

this one is good
i dont like this person they annoy me but

if i was them i would like it

John Wright
John Wright

Muhammed bless you

Jacob Phillips
Jacob Phillips

have a good day in the United Kaliphate

Dylan Cooper
Dylan Cooper

Time to think of 2018 goals.

1. Become Famous Internet Celebrity

2. Get involved in a highly publicized race row with them DAMNED puerto ricans

3. Neck myself

(((SCORE)))

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

i wanna be an unkempt cutie

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

<3

I'm going to eat it all~

I don't like her chin...
What about this?

Lincoln Garcia
Lincoln Garcia

Then do it, jeez. Frig.

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

Good morning

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

bluetext wat

Robert Wright
Robert Wright

wHAT... tHEIR FLESH... hNNNNNN

it is my catholic fetish all over

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

Smashed it

Julian Price
Julian Price

I liked that game.

Alexander Thompson
Alexander Thompson

Later Nerds.

Pfffffffff

Time to give this lvier a rest.

David Johnson
David Johnson

you dont like that chin ? i think it is. cute.

i am not a fan of pointy chin like you posted

YOU GOTTA GET BETTER PICS OF GIRLS WHERE THEY DONT LOOK ANNOYING/DEAD/TIRED

howwwww

im replaying it bc christmas time
i was meaning to go along with the days of the month but then i got busy and i didnt and so now im just playing until i get tired and sleep for chrimmis

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

Come one. You know. Also. Later. Cutie. Gosh. Esh

Easton Martin
Easton Martin

:c

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

seeya bub

hi wooka

Asher Jackson
Asher Jackson

I pretty much just went with a flawless run, I haven't bothered to replay it and do shitty at it. also I lost it when my HD died.

Lincoln Smith
Lincoln Smith

BABOOKA.
come on....
its sleep time
BUT

Merry Christmas

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

hi

Charles Hughes
Charles Hughes

-sighs-
The Catholics...

<3

THIS IS ALL I HAVE

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

it's only 5pm tho? ;~;

mery xmas T_T

Oliver Green
Oliver Green

speaking of catholics i found this today:
fionainstitute.org/

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

I don't trust that link

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

"The Fiona Institute exists to promote the simple, loving and intensely liberating concepts of total fealty to the hierarchy"

sold

Ryder Jackson
Ryder Jackson

i do flawless run regardless

such a nice story/game/thing

how are you ? merry chrimmis eve

smh you gotta step it up
here is a cute

Bentley Fisher
Bentley Fisher

here's an example

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

the best part is when she's just hanging out on the balcony with her boss, drinking beers, talking about life.

Matthew King
Matthew King

its always cocks and balls with you people i swear...

Nathan Phillips
Nathan Phillips

is mmo junkie worth watching?

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

i like the inbetween days where you can sit on your phone in your room reading danger/u/

Jason Lee
Jason Lee

merry pre-xmas

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

nicely balanced... well played

Elijah Phillips
Elijah Phillips

heh yeah. if there were more content in between the work days I'd have just sat in her apartment wasting time.

Jeremiah Sullivan
Jeremiah Sullivan

Also I prefer to think of the cockhead as a tongue in that picture.

Christopher King
Christopher King

lonely, sad, and bored...

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

way to fight the status quo...

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

That is what I do here.

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

all 2's

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

i could do a twitch if you wanna watch me play bruma...

i already know the answer to this, it was pointless to ask
le sigh

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

you are doing gods work.. shifting the focus away from penis

Jaxon Rodriguez
Jaxon Rodriguez

wat is that?

Jeremiah Hill
Jeremiah Hill

Would you like me to continue?

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

honestly
its just funny to read a fictionalized version of a text/imageboard from the future
makes the game feel a lot more comfy too
gives it some life

aw :( anything i can do to help wooka ?

i wish i had the guts to cut myself open like this

James Hernandez
James Hernandez

its elder scrolls ... cyrodil set in skyrim times

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

aye

Alexander Fisher
Alexander Fisher

check this out for like, 2 seconds

twitch.tv/playoverwatch

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

Hey, it's Triangle-mouth!

Joseph Walker
Joseph Walker

hes just setting there, staring wistfully...

Jaxon Fisher
Jaxon Fisher

Anything in particular you enjoy more than others?

Adrian Diaz
Adrian Diaz

she does NOT have a damn cleft palette

Dominic Barnes
Dominic Barnes

nigress booty

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

you didn't want to play with me :(

i thought they were busy sculpting the landscape still?

Nolan Reyes
Nolan Reyes

I don't really have much of that. Or any specific booty part of it anyway.

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

then why she look like this

UUUU

I mean,
VVVV

Hudson Wood
Hudson Wood

they released county bruma... thats it. just bruma

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

luka
i had a friend who i was already talking to who wanted to play
im not just gonna leave them out of the blue to play

i probably could have brought you into the call but its too late for that now

Landon Ward
Landon Ward

its a good start...

i fail to see the resemblance

William Lewis
William Lewis

aww.... :(
it's not oblivion yet i guess...

:(
you wanted them more than me...

Ethan King
Ethan King

dont say things like that luka

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

no, that was part 4... this is not oblivion.

its a remake of cyrodil, not the war set in the time of skyrim. like 400 years after the oblivion crisis

Xavier Green
Xavier Green

*unzips penis

Adam Ward
Adam Ward

Yikes, your penis unzips?

Eli Green
Eli Green

like a banana

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

That is unfortunate.

Gavin Jenkins
Gavin Jenkins

brb guise

John Ross
John Ross

That sounds painful.

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

the problem with black ladies is on inspection you can't tell if they have cleaned their bums or not.

Adrian Myers
Adrian Myers

Enjoy.

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

How often are you inspecting the assholes of girls?

Carter White
Carter White

back guise

John Powell
John Powell

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

That was quick.

Jackson Diaz
Jackson Diaz

oh... did you think i was.. heh
suggesting ill leave the forum for that

Easton Campbell
Easton Campbell

yea you can just use your nose and smell or dig a finger in their, you clearly are not inspecting their ass hard enough

William Peterson
William Peterson

give er the shocker

Jacob White
Jacob White

Oh, well, I suppose. I would leave to finish.

See, I guess I am not using my nose, but I am not above sticking a finger up there to give them a surprise.

Chase Price
Chase Price

Jeremiah Garcia
Jeremiah Garcia

why would one leave when i got the whole of the internet to have at

also luka is here and i got an excellent imagination

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

llllmao

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

She's not cute.
This is a cute

...more

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

inb4 she denies our naked sexual charisma yet again...

Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

I would be upset if I wasn't also interested.

I mean, I prefer to cum straight into the toilet.

They never say no in the moment.

Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

that is where you are wrong bubber

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

nooooooooooooooooooo

Christopher Taylor
Christopher Taylor

Luka is a guy...

Mason Evans
Mason Evans

those fingers look 👌

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

You want it.

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

efficient, less messy and too planned... i need to surprise myself with spontaneity now and then

Anthony Rodriguez
Anthony Rodriguez

post more catie

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

yep

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

onea THOSE people...

Dominic Long
Dominic Long

You know I didn't think about it before, but that guy clearly has a thin dick....

I can be quite spontaneous. But I also don't want to clean it up.

No.

She is too fat.

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

rape

Parker Cooper
Parker Cooper

this is why we have like dirty tshirts and socks tho

Jason Davis
Jason Davis

NO
NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE

I JUST LIKE CATIE WAYNE SHES COOL

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

What? No, I prefer to beat off in the front room, the kitchen. You know, interesting places.

Tyler Myers
Tyler Myers

I don't see any cottage cheese though. Some major wildebeests around here.

Ethan Foster
Ethan Foster

That is just fucking creepy.

Luke Edwards
Luke Edwards

you saw it

Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

wear that cum stain like a badge that says

"why yes I do have a healthy libido and I have matured sexually, you should probably accept my superior genes."

i liked that animal show she did on discovery... ok there I said it!

Parker Miller
Parker Miller

forgot to link the last sentence of tha post... meh youll figure it out. or even better link it together

Cooper Baker
Cooper Baker

It would be required that i take video if i did that to someone.

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

Please, that just makes it revolting.

I don't think that says any of that.

Also who did what on discovery?

Christopher Adams
Christopher Adams

seeee animalist news was good

and catie is good

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

it was already revolting, im just eliminating doubt

Anthony Anderson
Anthony Anderson

How is she a thing? Everybody knows about her fucking shit on 4chan, eh?

Jason Fisher
Jason Fisher

what shit do you mean

Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson

it COULD be misconstued as poor personal hygiene...

also, see

fine... she was cute innit... only in that way she can be annoying AF, that id still hit it sober

Mason Phillips
Mason Phillips

4channel MADE her famous, its literally our fault she got efamous and landed a program on discovery...

Alexander Torres
Alexander Torres

Doing anything special tomorrow?

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

shes a voice actor now too

she stopped makin youtube vids

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

oh i was expecting nudes

Daniel Adams
Daniel Adams

just sitting here

Gabriel Murphy
Gabriel Murphy

Ashly Burch is 7x better tho

Catie has no talent.

Kayden Wright
Kayden Wright

ashley burch is 10x more annoying

Jordan Flores
Jordan Flores

Sounds nice

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

just sitting here
denying our love...

kinda need to see her a fucking talking squirrel in a disney movie.

only fakes were ever released

Carson Williams
Carson Williams

at least she has a forehead.

Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

its boring

huh?

John White
John White

nevermind that, its not important right now

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

oh well

Mason Barnes
Mason Barnes

hmm?

Brody Williams
Brody Williams

also is shitposting

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

Flood Detected, Post Discarded

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

ow no please not like that

Austin Long
Austin Long

hello friends

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

you came on right when im heading to bed

ive been up a long time
i took a tiny nap but man
im suuuuper sleepy.

nini nezi.
hope you enjoy your christmas day ! <3

*sending lots of love and cheer for you*

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

thank you friend

i hope you do too.
sleep well.

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

Evenig

Jack Lewis
Jack Lewis

merry crims

Carter Kelly
Carter Kelly

merry crims

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

Good evening.

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

woha a
double post???

Tyler Taylor
Tyler Taylor

waddup?

It is all your fault

David Reed
David Reed

it is crims now.

Colton Morgan
Colton Morgan

I just wanted to celebrate crims

mer crims

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

Merr crims!

You ruined it

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

What did Santa say when he walked into the brothel?

Julian Roberts
Julian Roberts

He pointed at three girls while shouting Ho Ho Ho! and they followed him to the room.

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

didn't you used to be funnier

John Flores
John Flores

tired. listening to soft music.

hands hurting.

you?

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

stuffed

just got back from two Christmas meals.

Samuel Kelly
Samuel Kelly

Didn't you used to be less old and boring?

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

spend some time with family?

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

Yus, and repeating tomorrow

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

i think we all used to be less old, my excuse for being boring is the holiday laziness

Jace Allen
Jace Allen

that sounds nice.

Cooper Howard
Cooper Howard

Fine, that's my excuse for not being funny.

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

It was

sweet potatoes are the best

James Richardson
James Richardson

its okay you dont have to have an excuse to suck here

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

you aren't kidding.

sweet potatoes are always good.

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

General southern cooking is good, though

Christian Young
Christian Young

Well, your excuse is that you're gay and actually want to suck as much as you can.

Gavin Morris
Gavin Morris

which is great because that's the excuse of most people here, so i really fit right in

Carson Hernandez
Carson Hernandez

Amazing turn of phrase.

Anthony Martin
Anthony Martin

you'e just rusty

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

I'm drunk, I'm bored, and I have nothing to prove to you.

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

i was sitting in the back of the car where JFK got shot eating cake at a wedding as a small child because my cousin had rented out a museum that had the car and i did not realize the historical significance.

now i'm not saying i don't respect history, but do i regret eating cake where JFK got shot? no sir i do not.

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

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Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

I was once in Primm Nevada as a kid and put my fingers in the bullet holes of Bonnie and Clyde's car, though I didn't really know the details at the time. Also Al Capone's car was in the same place.

I remember it as being just terribly hot out in the middle of summer and it fucking sucked, there was also a nice car museum in Nebraska too, we had taken a trip through Yellowstone.

Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

hopefully you appreciate the moment more now

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

yeah, I appreciate it now because I just looked it up and they're in plexiglass boxes so you can't put your fingers in the bullet holes.

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

hot chocolate is made to serve but you have to do it yourself

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