♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Santa, baby... bring me a tranny Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Santa, baby... bring me a tranny Edition
How much has it changed since it's closed alpha
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I didn't play closed alpha desu.
Is it still literally Skyrim with multiplayer, I guess
not jizzing over Skyrim
As far as I've understood it it was never skyrim with multiplayer and that's why everyone was shitting all over it.
Minatsuki Takami is now claimed <3
Claiming every character from this game no one knows the name of.
Claiming Liliana... and Rin
It was once upon a time
It was literally everything Skyrim, but there were other people
i dont think i'll ever get into TESO to be fair
as cool as it sounds i just dont like the aesthetic of it
is there a trial version or anything ?
Don't think so, but they did get rid of the subscription
atleast it isnt final fantasy
What is the name of it?
I found Final Fantasy XIV more enjoyable than Elder Scrolls Online
And it is 'santa buddy' when a guy sings it
get it right
wrapping gifts tipsy
This can only end well
Drink more to make sure it's done right
It was free for a week last month.
aw shiet he rite
oh yeah thats right
and i didnt download it
Everyone knows australia is propaganda. It does not really exist.
I never asked for this esteem crusher.
ignore scootsy he's a smelly right now
IMPLYING THAT GOGGLES COULD EVER BE CUTE
QUEER ASS SOUNDING CREEP
Nah fam its okay
oh man i missed the chiri thread and now its a scoot thread
an now its om sleepyy yxxfthgg
slepe with me ;)
didnt you want to cum in fake bloodchan last night
where the hell did you find that picture?
nvm just found out I had a bookmark and it was just posted there LOL
ESO the base game is free to play now. But yeah, lots of microtransactions and dlc..
ESO the baste game is free to play now
Psure that was only for the one weekend, it's still money on steam.
There's no forced subscription, but there is quite a bit of DLC - micro transactions are all cosmetic, and the premium membership basically just lets you rent the DLC while you have it, and give you more storage.
Ah wait, that seems right.
You pay for it once, then there is no cost
It used to have a subscription
you cannot prove that
Put my finger down where~?
Hey. Amy is still here!
How's it goin, sugar?
It's okay. Doing some research listening to some tunes rn.
Good plans for Crimbas? How have you been?
welcome back, the poster formerly known as amy
I hate drinking and sobering up. It is the worst. Grrrr
Socks doesn't say hi to me
I've been keeping myself reasonably busy. Still working at that supermarket and it is still shit.
Evening, ladies. How's it going?
I have two possible solutions:
Stop sobering up.
You can pick which you prefer.
Still booze... but not to savage, it is christmas tomorrow
socks is sick today, sorry!
You could call me lady or you could call me something else like that.
Busy is a good thing. awwe well that's okay. I escaped the dq for a bit but then went back so I know that feel haha
im gonna be honest this is kind of the dream
I dream of silk undies.
i dream of being able to relax all day and having a reason for it that people cant argue with. chills and nausea are unpleasant, but the good outweighs the bad
dq... dq... err...
it's like a shitty fast food place lel
pays good enough I guess
its a lyric from the song i linked, im not really committed to avatars beyond aesthetic value
Money is good. I like having money.
also just for your information nobody ever says hi to me but its been that way since january so im totally over it
I'm lost. What're we talking about?
To be fair I'm the best.
funny way to spell worst
Money is great. imaginary money is better. :p
I... don't get it?
It's only better if your gamble pays off.
How is "You pay for it" at all free to play?
when you change your pants and suddenly you look like an armored chun-li
Shit, making my boots white now.
I'm not doing well
sorry t hear that what seems to be the problem
You guys ever have shrimp with real horse radish in the cocktail sauce instead of that fake shit? That bitch kicks.
so this is what rich business men in japan do
why does box box get to be so cute ;-;
i hope that your mood improves
whoops. that reply here was meant for the post above it.
thank god we banned sci
I have a hard time keeping up with names and knowing who switched and who may be new.
Sci really should kill himself.
You should try to get it through his head. And by it I mean a bullet.
I honestly would.
literally hates them enough to want to shoot and kill him with a bullet
asphyxiation with a dick
A firearm of some fashion.
tfw u start to cry in the middle of christmas eve service
wheres christmas eve thread huh
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(((IT IS CRIMBO)))
Hey, that's a good mashup.. the connection is that they have the same voice actress!
(Jakuzure Nonon and Haruhara Haruko)
its not even close to midnight here, no point in getting hyper when we have five hours to wait
-sits over to wait with most of the american crowd-
Gwen is huge!
Just necked a pint of wine... going to grab a double scotch and pass out. Too much excite is happening
Yuge, she bigly...
i mean, she 5 foot 5 apparently
I woke up, had a grilled cheese sandwich and opened up a Colt 45.
That's what I'll be doing today.
oh wow she's only 5'6", that must mean Hayley Williams is a midget.
it's almost 4 pm scoot
Oh, the internet says she's 5'2".
tfw gwen looks tall compared to hayley
so i just look like mega
time to cut my legs off
Gwen's probably in heels.
can i gib u a christmas smooch
you can kiss my ass.
tfw no christmas smooch
00:03 Christmas day
The fuck's so important about midnight on the 24th?
Save it for new years, fag.
Mele Kalikimaka is the Hawaiian way to say Merry Christmas to you~~!
Hawaii more like... KICK EM KIM
All I want for Christmas is Scarlet...
I miss her so much.
Catholicism... its a weird fetish... I should write a blog about it...
Giants are about to SHUT OUT again! AHAHAHA
Man, that is what I REALLY want this Christmas. Everything else is a bonus.
mister santa could you please give me feminine facial features and longer hair please and ty
time for the christmas leg of lamb with garlic sauce
and then im gonna have a cookie
Indeed. And so many of my coworkers are shitty Giants' fans too~
I want a face like this
Maybe there is estrogen in one of them packages
You should butcher them... mmmmmmm
i dont want to look like a lifeless sl*t i want to look like a pale edgy normal girl
LILIANA, BE MY TOTALLY LEGIT NO HOMO GF
Oh, I intent to, believe me~
I've watched this whole game very carefully, the Giants aren't having a bad day, they just fucking suck ass!
like a face that isnt annoying to look at
if that makes any sense
i think its mostly the dead faced poses i dont like in these pics
im not sharing any of my christmas meat with you, succubi
Wow hyuk hyuk
Yeah man. Fuck em.
Yeah they have to be dead, i want to know what you want in features
Who wants a mouthful of Scoot's Christmas Meat?
I am no Scrooge McDuck.
They always give me shit when my Jets lose.
Anyway go to bed already.
Placed 2060 or so after not playing OW in a year
i thought you passed out???
The Vodka is taking its toll. I am merely waiting for shit to get more fuzzy then Hitailing it outta here.
who do you main? sounds like fun to get some game sin before the holidays are over
had one of those four hour fever naps where you wake up and it might be march 2043 for all you know
this one is good
i dont like this person they annoy me but
if i was them i would like it
Muhammed bless you
have a good day in the United Kaliphate
Time to think of 2018 goals.
1. Become Famous Internet Celebrity
2. Get involved in a highly publicized race row with them DAMNED puerto ricans
3. Neck myself
i wanna be an unkempt cutie
I'm going to eat it all~
I don't like her chin...
What about this?
Then do it, jeez. Frig.
wHAT... tHEIR FLESH... hNNNNNN
it is my catholic fetish all over
I liked that game.
Time to give this lvier a rest.
you dont like that chin ? i think it is. cute.
i am not a fan of pointy chin like you posted
YOU GOTTA GET BETTER PICS OF GIRLS WHERE THEY DONT LOOK ANNOYING/DEAD/TIRED
im replaying it bc christmas time
i was meaning to go along with the days of the month but then i got busy and i didnt and so now im just playing until i get tired and sleep for chrimmis
Come one. You know. Also. Later. Cutie. Gosh. Esh
I pretty much just went with a flawless run, I haven't bothered to replay it and do shitty at it. also I lost it when my HD died.
its sleep time
THIS IS ALL I HAVE
it's only 5pm tho? ;~;
mery xmas T_T
I don't trust that link
"The Fiona Institute exists to promote the simple, loving and intensely liberating concepts of total fealty to the hierarchy"
i do flawless run regardless
such a nice story/game/thing
how are you ? merry chrimmis eve
smh you gotta step it up
here is a cute
here's an example
the best part is when she's just hanging out on the balcony with her boss, drinking beers, talking about life.
its always cocks and balls with you people i swear...
is mmo junkie worth watching?
i like the inbetween days where you can sit on your phone in your room reading danger/u/
nicely balanced... well played
heh yeah. if there were more content in between the work days I'd have just sat in her apartment wasting time.
Also I prefer to think of the cockhead as a tongue in that picture.
lonely, sad, and bored...
way to fight the status quo...
That is what I do here.
i could do a twitch if you wanna watch me play bruma...
i already know the answer to this, it was pointless to ask
you are doing gods work.. shifting the focus away from penis
wat is that?
Would you like me to continue?
its just funny to read a fictionalized version of a text/imageboard from the future
makes the game feel a lot more comfy too
gives it some life
aw :( anything i can do to help wooka ?
i wish i had the guts to cut myself open like this
its elder scrolls ... cyrodil set in skyrim times
Hey, it's Triangle-mouth!
hes just setting there, staring wistfully...
Anything in particular you enjoy more than others?
she does NOT have a damn cleft palette
you didn't want to play with me :(
i thought they were busy sculpting the landscape still?
I don't really have much of that. Or any specific booty part of it anyway.
then why she look like this
they released county bruma... thats it. just bruma
i had a friend who i was already talking to who wanted to play
im not just gonna leave them out of the blue to play
i probably could have brought you into the call but its too late for that now
its a good start...
i fail to see the resemblance
it's not oblivion yet i guess...
you wanted them more than me...
dont say things like that luka
no, that was part 4... this is not oblivion.
its a remake of cyrodil, not the war set in the time of skyrim. like 400 years after the oblivion crisis
Yikes, your penis unzips?
like a banana
That is unfortunate.
That sounds painful.
the problem with black ladies is on inspection you can't tell if they have cleaned their bums or not.
How often are you inspecting the assholes of girls?
That was quick.
oh... did you think i was.. heh
suggesting ill leave the forum for that
yea you can just use your nose and smell or dig a finger in their, you clearly are not inspecting their ass hard enough
give er the shocker
Oh, well, I suppose. I would leave to finish.
See, I guess I am not using my nose, but I am not above sticking a finger up there to give them a surprise.
why would one leave when i got the whole of the internet to have at
also luka is here and i got an excellent imagination
She's not cute.
This is a cute
inb4 she denies our naked sexual charisma yet again...
I would be upset if I wasn't also interested.
I mean, I prefer to cum straight into the toilet.
They never say no in the moment.
that is where you are wrong bubber
Luka is a guy...
those fingers look 👌
You want it.
efficient, less messy and too planned... i need to surprise myself with spontaneity now and then
post more catie
onea THOSE people...
You know I didn't think about it before, but that guy clearly has a thin dick....
I can be quite spontaneous. But I also don't want to clean it up.
She is too fat.
this is why we have like dirty tshirts and socks tho
NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
I JUST LIKE CATIE WAYNE SHES COOL
What? No, I prefer to beat off in the front room, the kitchen. You know, interesting places.
I don't see any cottage cheese though. Some major wildebeests around here.
That is just fucking creepy.
you saw it
wear that cum stain like a badge that says
"why yes I do have a healthy libido and I have matured sexually, you should probably accept my superior genes."
i liked that animal show she did on discovery... ok there I said it!
forgot to link the last sentence of tha post... meh youll figure it out. or even better link it together
It would be required that i take video if i did that to someone.
Please, that just makes it revolting.
I don't think that says any of that.
Also who did what on discovery?
seeee animalist news was good
and catie is good
it was already revolting, im just eliminating doubt
How is she a thing? Everybody knows about her fucking shit on 4chan, eh?
what shit do you mean
it COULD be misconstued as poor personal hygiene...
fine... she was cute innit... only in that way she can be annoying AF, that id still hit it sober
4channel MADE her famous, its literally our fault she got efamous and landed a program on discovery...
Doing anything special tomorrow?
shes a voice actor now too
she stopped makin youtube vids
oh i was expecting nudes
just sitting here
Ashly Burch is 7x better tho
Catie has no talent.
ashley burch is 10x more annoying
just sitting here
denying our love...
kinda need to see her a fucking talking squirrel in a disney movie.
only fakes were ever released
at least she has a forehead.
nevermind that, its not important right now
also is shitposting
Flood Detected, Post Discarded
ow no please not like that
you came on right when im heading to bed
ive been up a long time
i took a tiny nap but man
im suuuuper sleepy.
hope you enjoy your christmas day ! <3
*sending lots of love and cheer for you*
thank you friend
i hope you do too.
It is all your fault
it is crims now.
I just wanted to celebrate crims
You ruined it
What did Santa say when he walked into the brothel?
He pointed at three girls while shouting Ho Ho Ho! and they followed him to the room.
didn't you used to be funnier
tired. listening to soft music.
just got back from two Christmas meals.
Didn't you used to be less old and boring?
spend some time with family?
Yus, and repeating tomorrow
i think we all used to be less old, my excuse for being boring is the holiday laziness
that sounds nice.
Fine, that's my excuse for not being funny.
sweet potatoes are the best
its okay you dont have to have an excuse to suck here
you aren't kidding.
sweet potatoes are always good.
General southern cooking is good, though
Well, your excuse is that you're gay and actually want to suck as much as you can.
which is great because that's the excuse of most people here, so i really fit right in
Amazing turn of phrase.
you'e just rusty
I'm drunk, I'm bored, and I have nothing to prove to you.
i was sitting in the back of the car where JFK got shot eating cake at a wedding as a small child because my cousin had rented out a museum that had the car and i did not realize the historical significance.
now i'm not saying i don't respect history, but do i regret eating cake where JFK got shot? no sir i do not.
I was once in Primm Nevada as a kid and put my fingers in the bullet holes of Bonnie and Clyde's car, though I didn't really know the details at the time. Also Al Capone's car was in the same place.
I remember it as being just terribly hot out in the middle of summer and it fucking sucked, there was also a nice car museum in Nebraska too, we had taken a trip through Yellowstone.
hopefully you appreciate the moment more now
yeah, I appreciate it now because I just looked it up and they're in plexiglass boxes so you can't put your fingers in the bullet holes.
hot chocolate is made to serve but you have to do it yourself
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