In the depths of purgatory, countlessly reforged many times, destination nowhere

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alright thread wake up
im back home

good night

no dont leave

designate something for me to do to stall sleeping

im not sure what exactly so i guess just go sleep

you made me stay up 3 minutes longer than i had to.
repent

sorry friend
merry christmas

wow what makes you think i consider you as friend
also found something to do so everything is okay again

oh okayn evermind then good im proud of u

happy.

Terrible

i have this new thing where i look at products i wanna get on amazon but then i wanna see what it looks like on someone bc i might wanna buy it and then i see cute girls

I am
walking
death

I am
walking
sex

might wanna get that checked out

I'd say your situation is more dire

ill b ok
just need some energy

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Coffee

cofe

Drink lots

Cawfee

i am gonna sleep soon. i have secret santa later today.

anytime i spell it cofe i pronounce it cawfee like an anime girl

When I see it spelled like this, I think of Trump

Won't be much sleep you're getting hm?

waddap squiddy

the crash'll fuck me up
im p sensitive to caffeine cuz I dont have it much on purpose lol

Black tea

Covfefe!

But covfefe is made from toe beans, not leaves

nah my buddies arent free till around 4 anyways
if i go to sleep now i'll probably wake up around 2

thatsmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

6ish hrs of sleep

Everyone is fukken dead and I feel like vidya or some shit

I just got shovel knight thanks to a dear friend

have you played HyperLight Drifter yet?

Shovel Knight is such a love game
I still need to finish new game +

imma start my playthru soon

man's gotten me the witcher set and I havent played it yet

tfw

Shit nigga those games require some real investment
I'd like to play the third one, without having to play the other two.
Wonder if I can!

Shovel Knight is neat.

Nah, it's somewhere on my endless list though. More in like a shooter though, and there's not enough good shooters.

Regardless of sensitivity, if you have a cup now, your body will have expelled it by the time you have to sleep again. Or so I'd think anyway, I don't have any credentials that would allow me to draw those kinds of conclusions :^)

I've done worse
Are they butt buddies

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the classic double post >:3

Please stop spamming

meow

no u
creepy user

I can't believe it
The lukas are multiplying
we're all gonna die

you'll regret that

it's Holla Forums fault for posting it at the exact same nano second.

rawr!

If you read the bible like a good boy you would have known this was coming.

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maaooww owowowow

maaaaaaaaow

*snuggles*

Prepare for death, loofah.

I am actually still recovering from that ;w;

-pat pat snuggle hug-

:3
im gonna lay down now. gotta get some rest before santa time ^-^

nini awooka
have a nice december 23rd !!!!!!!

i'm preparing for xmas and a new computer instead~

xmas eve!!!!

THATS TOMORROW SILLY !!

Got christmas lights?

it not santa time yet?

i don't have anything christmassy ;~;

then how do you prepare?

you can borrow my christmas lights :3
i also have a spare santa hat !!!!

and no !! today is the day you prepare for christmas eve
and tomorrow is the day you prepare for christmas !!!

i sit here and do nothing

i just wait.

but wait... that's what i already do every day ;~;

what do we do?

I GOTTA GO SLEEP LUKA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GOODNIGH T !!!!!!! MAKE SOME HOT COCO OR SOMETHIN !!! NININININININI

nini

:c

Dang yo
You just roasted yourself
*pet*

DONT B SAD IM JUST TIRED AND NEED TO REST FOR TODAY'S EVENTS

meow

cok

punani

A terrible word

Im so fucked up

Rock Civilization

I love coke.

Same. Straight from Bolivia.

dank wizz fizz.

Power powder.

Stardust.

Sniff it off of an anime girl's ass

no it has to be on the belly next to the sushi.

I have a second girl for that. And a third for other services.

give me one

In return for what?

What does a Dane like you want?

A pizza would hit the spot right now.

Great Danes, Great Dongs, amirite?

I feel like this is too good to be true.

I remembered that was a dog far too late in the posting process.

I think mine is fairly average.

Guess I will enjoy these women all by myself then.

I would not know.

noh

I just told you, though.

Well?

How do I know you aren't just being modest?

Stop playing with my heart

You can't. But you can further the scope of research by asking Hu for his measurements. Might bring you closer to a conclusion.

Am I? How?

How will you give me one..

A girl? How is that playing with your heart?

How is it not??

what's up peeps?

You only wanted her for sex, how could you mix your heart into that?

oh god what have i done

Check em

whoa

Hewwo friends, what's up?

Hiiii Siiini

Hai goggles
how ya doin?

I'm doing kind of okay, hbu?

got back from work! Rolled over my foot with a pallet jack and that was exciting. Got a good cry in and wanted to check on the lovely thread before sleepin.

How has your day been?

HAI

GIBBE UR LTC

what does that mean?

Litecoins lmao

am i cool yet?

I did some stuff with some people today after waking up from a good sleep. Then played some sims and practiced some guitar notes.

cooler than me apparently??
idk what the fuck those are lol

fake internet moneys

gay

sounds relaxing as heck!! If I ever have the time or ambition or run out of excuses, I wanna finally learn how to play trumpet :)

nah, I've been making money all night

when you get a bajillion dollars can I have some?

We should start a band.

I wanted to learn Violin originally but I figured that I should start with something easy.

when I was younger I wanted to play the cello but my fam said they'd never buy me one cause they didn't believe I wanted it.

:c poor sinni will never be yoyoma

idk

First we'll make a rock band, then we'll make a classical band.

do ur best all the same

sounds good dude!
Let me find a trumpet somewhere & I'll get that shit locked down

Who else can we recruit?

What do?

have morning sex?

lewd!

You posted it and asked a question.

but having sex is lewd!
you should just place a blanket over her and call it a day

It is pretty lewd at times but that's what makes it fun^^

giant cookie time

i don't like to lewd...

then why do you have so many lewd photographs?

lewding is just advanced communication

if you don't like people, you won't really like lewd

irony

It helps me take my mind off killing.

I need that Satomi folder again...

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So are you gay now?

Wait, who is Lilith?

Erio, I think

she had so much potential

guess I didn't really know what I wanted...

Nah, that's Daikuma or w/e.

it's Blood-chan

scrubs

oh lame

No I'm bisexual

Me, why?

I want the folder again!
My dumbass accidentally deleted it
I was like nooooo!

Erio dumbass

y-yeah same tbh

prove it

OMG LILIANA WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT IN THE PUFFY PUSSY VULVA THREAD?

I'm kidding I'm straight

Hail Satan~

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No one wants your disgusting boyanus you terrible faggot.

You must be the cool newfag that was all like, Tits or gtfo last night, haha so cool, GOT EM

Your collection of webms is causing me some doubt.

That's me! I did get 'em good didn't I? I'm so cool I hope you guys can handle me.

BC go masturbate already

That's the puffy pussy I like!

Tell me how I have exquisite taste in lewd.

post girls wearing leashes

I like that but I like lolis more. Like with small breasts.

Being a master debater

Filtered.

I did put 'collar' in the tags last I was browsing. I'll get back to you.

You'll fit in nicely.

How will I live... a WORTHLESS user filtered me. Better just like, cry.

Thank you. That makes me happy.

:3 ty

those webms were having an effect on me

Totally gay.

It's 2017 everyone's gay.

maybe this user isn't so bad, filtering scoots early was a really good choice

Anytime

It's always fun with collars, so many uses.

If by "gay" you mean wants a 11yo cute little loli GF. Then sure. I'm gay.

Like you can take them off, not clasp them and use them as a whip to spank.

To be honest.
It may be 2017.
But Elma is the GAYEST of the gay.

I need to get a good dicking soon :(

I mean I'd rather be gay than a pedo.

+1 attn

Boom!"

Take them for a walk, tug them while doing them from behind, have them wear nothing but the collar when you come home etc.

I need to give one soon. 2017 has been a little dry.

womp womp

Soon.tm

Elma, come to mexico and i'll gibe that daddy dick

Here's to a 2018 full of sex.

You're in uk tho i thought?

also buy me shoes first.

or a litecoin

Here here~

moar bondage!

Summer plans!

That sounds kinda fun actually. I gotta get my passport done n shit to really go anywhere tho.

Best I can do for now. Now go take care of yourself, jeez.

Yep. There really ought to be many places you want to go. I'll be sunning it up, drinking tequila and taking in the sights.

I meant for 2018 not for pics lmao

silly~

Whereabouts in Mexico? I've been to Cozumel briefly during a cruise but that's about it. I'd really love to see the aztec stuff and get legit tacos.

Sounds like the thread needs a nice long sip of water tbh.

*nice long sip of vitawater*

*nice long sip of alcohol*

*nice long bong rip*

dank

how did your eth fare last night?

elma making me want to smoke weed so close to christmas like damn come on i already cut down a christmas tree for the house

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The Riviera de Maya area. Within decent travel distance of Cancun.
And Yea, the ruins and shiet are gonna be the focus of some time for myself. There is also cruises out to Cozumel to do to in our area.
Shit gonna be lit.

Oh, yeah. I played around with a whip and cuffs with one chick, but apart from that very little ;_;

I'm so jellyuuu.

I have some stories, but not for here ;3

ALL. FUCKING. INCLUSIVE.

its cold and shitty out so I'm glued to youtube, Elma's fat bong rip proposition is starting to sound awfully tempting except that it's over my friends and i don't feel like moving

guess i'll just have to settle for not bong

Daddyyyyy~

But you gotta get your water lamp!

Still on the up and up, rolling in that bank.
Your LTC doin' okay?

My Birthday happens to fall during the holiday. So I will probably be coming home in a casket. Worth it.

Yo, let's trade for diversification sometime^^

Holding steady in 300's. My transaction went through a little too early last night, but we're in the green so far.

pls no die :o

Can't all be as indecent as me, no problem

Valar Morghulis.

Kanra?

Not even you..?

I'm Blood-chan ._.

I did this morning in the bath

It was great

This isn't the Kanra you are looking for.

I did an hour ago ish, think I'll have to go again later, not quite satisfied yet.

I'm[ looking Canada-Kanra!

Did you shoot a lot..?

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This squirrel is just flipping their shit in my backyard, digging around in the ground and randomly jumping in the air and bouncing off trees.

-giggles-

I guess. First of the day is usually largest.

-pew pew-

They do that in a panic when either another squirrel took it's nuts while it was hibernating or it just simply ran out of nuts.

I say just give it some nuts and it'll be fine

Where did you shoot it...?

Stop. Where is Kanra?

I do not know.

Makes sense, it was digging around awfully frantically, it seems to have wandered off but I'm sure it will have plenty of good luck, there are a lot of nut trees around here.

Asking a bit many questions here.

Yes you do, please tell me, I miss him so much

Nigga help it out
This karma will come back to you

Actually I was curious how could someone masturbate in the morning

ah shit hang on testicles got snagged ow

ew

Don't you ever wake up horny? What?

I don't think so...
I wake up normal and happy

lol

Post a gif of how you suck cock. And maybe I tell you.

That's not normal if you don't occasionally. I think anyway.

what do you want me to do it already left? put nuts down there for some other squirrel or birds to get?

Alright, sure.
I like taking my time and really embracing the moment. And playing with it for a while too

Hail Lord Satan and all his glory!

I sometimes wake up mad!
Mad at nothing!
lmao

That's quite weird

Sure if you want.
I bought a few bags of nuts and fed the neighborhood squirrels.
So now they're all in their little trees leaving me alone and not looking through my garbage

I don't really wake up horny... I don't think that's normal either!

merry xmas bc

kek. Okay. Kanra is in Canada

hmm

i have a whole big container of mixed nuts but they are all shelled, i dont want to make them too lazy

MERRY CHRISTMAS GRIM!

British Columbia.

Doesn't waking up happy imply that you went to bed unhappy?

is that how it works? anyways, i don't have any nuts with the shells on them, it would be a bit of work to go to the store just for that, but if i have some leftover sunflower seeds maybe ill toss a bunch out

squirrels need to work hard for survival so they can keep their skills, same with humans

Ugh... The liberals.

I want Kanra to move in with me but I don't think he trusts me..

I'm not sure about that either...
I go to bed feeling tired if that counts?

Don't toss them out your window! I did that a month ago and now those fucks are still there!

Aw that gif is kinda cute the way the snake hugged that little girl

i dont mind if they hang around outside my window, it will be easy tp throw more at them if i get some

You like them? I started throwing walnuts at them and it was cute how they ran with it in their little hands

from_behind is such an underrated tag

Stop looking at 2D girls

squirrels will get brave, them and chipmunks will take stuff right out of your hands

2d girls are fine though

ooh whats special about that brand?

Well, get on cam then.

:o that's cute!
But I don't want them to bite me

They are not!

I dunno I'm waiting for it to cum in the mail already

Should I~?

ooh ok

this is an excellent set

Yeah she's very pretty.

Nah, you're not going to help me anyway

If BC was that pretty I would cum inside, with no rubber

Why not?

who wouldn't

I could never be that pretty...
Someone people are just born lucky

for the reason discussed atm

I can be anime.

Kore wa desu ka!

See?

Now cum.

brb

Later. Busy atm

I can't sleep..

Beat off

Beat me off.

Did that a few hours ago. Don't feel like it.

Yes please

You cumming?

...

Liquor me up first, and then we can boogie.

Drink some warm milk

I don't know the first thing about liquoring someone

Eh. It's almost 7am. Discord is moving too slow. Maybe I should just get up.

Well, this is the problem, n'est pas? Go learn on a few ladies of the night and apply your new knowledge on me afterward.

Are you a well seasoned liquorine?

Just video games.

Darwin's such a slut tbh

I-I have a big heart.

Oh really? What games are popular now?

Was about to say.

I have no idea. I'm playing silly browser games.

"heart"

;)

at least they know they want experienced people

That was easy

Come play osu!.

Yeah, Looz, go play osu!

+d

You know I meant you.

But I am BUSY.

You go right ahead, Loozer.

How come you're up so early

The whores here are all men!
Just as inexperienced as I.

Doing WHAT?

Pretending to be someone I am not.

Oh, are you living in California now?

I didn't choose to be up this early, ffs.
I'm just listening to music and starting out my window.

Oh, the ol' Wish tactics.

YOU KNOW IT

"I'm a baka who doesn't know anything"

Do you still play League?

Easiest performance of my life.

What's League?

Me? I have not played since around April.

I can think of something easier.

The Cookie Monster map?

this is actually true about you though

How come?

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I HAVE A COOKIE
I HAVE A CHOCO
OOH CHOCO COOKIE

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Yes I am on fire right now

Post your tunes B

That almost makes me want to play. Almost.

The game lost my interest since last year's preseason. I only continued playing to have something to do with someone.

Oh, that must be exhausting.

They have to be Canadians.

Nihonjin desu

It's probably not your cup if tea. youtu.be/1O9kPoVJVB0

Yeah kinda feel demotivated to play as well. What do you do to occupy yourself instead? You were fairly invested

New

Cute face when.

Oh, you know, noble pursuits that will benefit society and will provide ample self-improvement.

koaradesu

... that picture is lewd