Goodmorning it's my birthday in 6 hours edition

goodmorning it's my birthday in 6 hours edition

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FOR SHAME

Happy birthday. Enjoy the new panties I guess.


All my pictures are literally alcohol

what do u mean new panties !!! no ones buying me underwear

and yeah i know
but drinking is lame-o

It is your birthday in 50 minutes here in the future

It's not for everyone Kitten

Unless you like getting teased by girls or whatever

Yeah, you bought them, naturally.

Says you

I DIDNT BUY ANY FOR MYSELF I HAVE NO MONEY TO DO THAT
and yes says me

anyone who doesn't is obviously gay

Liar.

You just got a gift card though.

And you're wrong, so there

REMINDER THAT LILIANA IS PURE

I have to admit something to all of you. I was Peru this whole time. That is why I showed up when she disappeared.

Pure what?


ok

You don't change your personality that well.

This betrayal

what are you TALKIN about
as if you would know if i self bought any pantie

with my own money
i mean i dont deny that i would like to
but have i done it with MY OWN MONEY
no.


oh thats right. but i already have enough for now. i think i'm gonna spend the money on make up stuffs


pure poopy

Yeah.


>_< really?

Its just a joke... haha.. ha...

Lame lame.

I DIDNT NEED TO REMEMBER THIS ANIME
WHY BLOOD CHAN
WHY YOU DO THIS

yea, pure slut
unadulterated slutter slag

Remeber this part???

I mean.

I, of all people, can tell when it is and is not you.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


I do, whit was gnarly, blind bitch a cunt

more like super cool


W R O N G

How can you tell.....


I want to take Yukki from her and she what she dies hehe

Nah, only lame people wear makeup

i thought the same thing but how will i look more fem without it aaaaaaaaaaa

Smelly

Surely estrogen will solve all your problems.

this fat lady in the office keeps telling me about all the guys who wanna fuck her and it's fucking gross

toodles~!

i dont know about that and also thats a really big decision

why would anyone openly speak like that ew

Yuop

that's nothing

brb buying lily estrogen

-pounces-

WHAT


oh yeah ?


jahsjkgrouaghjgo

Yuop

what do u even MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN im so confused how about a different conversation topic

yeah
how are you??

Go for it.

brb buying Lili

So Liliana is Blood-chan?

🤔

i am Blood-chan

Same tbh

Fuck this shit again

im doing good

today is the first day that i've had to myself in the past like
5/6 days ? i haven't sat down in my own room and played games/sat on thread and its nice to be back


okay what are you doing tonight ? any plans ?


do it you wont
do it
do it


no i am


this gotta be fake

He's an emoji now


Accept it, Blood-chan

being blood-chan is the best, right?


what were you doing?

Nope


Lame lame

I WONT ACCEPT IT


what was i doing those 5/6 days ?


what do you do in your spare time ?

Drink, vidya, sketch, youtube, masturbate, boring stuff really.

o u sketCH ?? sounds like cool

Not really

yuh

well i beg to differ and you cant change my mind
stinky


hanging out with people
usually out of my house

yesterday was the only day that was mostly at my house

Erio is calling the greenest of beans Blood-chan, what did I miss.

k

oh yeah you were doing that last night

-missed Ika for the night and sits by the pears sadly-

Did u ever realize that it was OJ Simpson's sin that created a timeline where the Kardashians are famous


Idk if real really

If it is, I'll be sure to ignore it


Same


It's ultimately a Rin joke if u scroll up far enough

Wouldn't doubt those fuckers want to milk another thing.

I'm finishing my drink for you now user. Good luck with the next year fag. I hope all of your weird desires come into fruition!

just poking fun

or is it ?????

((i am bc))


do u want some tea
i can bring u some


yeah i missed out on dnd sadly but i still did go over to other friends house to watch anime
that was cool


i accept u tho ewio

amazing how you are the one trying to use binding rituals and yet you keep missing them

im impressed frankly

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan tear jerkers... AMMA RITE?

Lmao


Yeah, you never know what to expect from (((those fuckers)))


Thanks gurl

How was ur day

Waters fine

wat

:< -is not trying to bind her to him.-

MILK ME MOMMY

well i babysat for a couple hours early on after sleeping for 2 hours (napping ?)

and then i went back to sleep and woke up 2 hrs ago
now im here.


okay ONE BIG WATER COMIN RIGHT UP !!!

what one

Sounds good.

we watched the yuruyuri christmas episodes and then also the denki-gai christmas episodes

also some wakakozake (live action)


big thirst here

They wouldn't be famous if he didn't kill his wife and have a Kardashian as a lawyer


Sounds like you have weird sleep habits right now ^^

Because of his unholy crime, the "Kardashian's Box" was opened, if u will

Yuop

yea but i mean, you could at least be here when they show up when you are the one using german voodoo magic

Erio stop im paying attention on discord

I was talking to Neko about it

Not everything is about u

i really dont it was just today that was weird bc i forgot that i was babysitting and i was out late


take a swig of this WATER

...

?

...

Good night.

Happy Birthday Lily.

i intentionally try to trigger people in threads sometimes and i watch good :^)

i'm all out of beer ;~;


wat

-wants to ride space dog and have fun adventures with skwirl astronauts-

i brought you water !!!!!!!!!!


ty scootsy. nini. rest well !!

beer is smelly anyways
i can make u some tea orrr cofe

but i wanna get more drinked

I see I see

D: -is going to be out of a job if there is a new tea maid and will have to live in a tree-

;_;

Really? They're all over the place in general, from what I've seen :3


OJ Simpson was on trial for murder


I imagine a squirrel astronaut would spasticly writhe in space, unable to understand why he is floating

or she, equal opportunity here, with squirrels

bad kitty


do you wear glasses ?


-assures you that this won't happen !! if anything. a tea-team can form and we will bring warm drinks to everyone !!!-


wrong link ?

I'm going to eat it regardless of gender

Your sleep habits

You can't eat them because you'll be in space silly.

No. Only losers wear glasses

you need your helmet on

kim kardashian is only famous because there was a video leaked of her fucking the R&B singer, ray j
it's the stupidest shit ever

There's air in the space shuttle u fuk

I'm a good kitty tho!

But would people have cared if her family wasn't already vaguely famous

oh wow idk why my brain died reading that
and NO

only cuties* wear glasses. theyre super cute. and good. a great accessory


a drunk kitty =/= a good kitty !!!! >.>

I'm royalty in a 3rd world country

You have to kill the animal with a gun or firearm or it's cruel, those are dangerous to discharge in space shuttles, and if you are floating over a state with animal cruelty laws they might have to land to jail you if you break it's neck with your hands.

Nah, losers.

-would fly his rocket tree expertly, using acorn fuel-


0.0

D: D: D:

I didn't care

are you saying... im a loser... ?


-pets your head- :3

how do you know????

You'd be calling yourself a loser if you said you wear glasses.

im a professional
its my job

but im not a loser. and i dO WEAR glasses

Loser

You were nocturnal most of the time like, last month at least ^^


Same because I'm white


too long to read... i'm blood-chan


Sounds like a flawed plan

I'm super drinked but I'm still good

Must feel right

-leaves mango ice cream out for Ika in case she comes back tonight and is hungry-

Daia is a mashed potato

im not a loser u smelly


oh yeah i prefer to be nocturnal anyways
last month was super nocturnal


THATS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG


hi mousey !!!!!

-eats the ice cream again-

Happy birthday ?

Same but people did

youtube.com/watch?v=3UC96g1A4Nc

The Chinese make it hard for it not to

Actually they're second world


Then how am I typing


Yeah I prefer it too

I'm semi-nocturnal right now

Some chunkier parts of potato that didn't mash properly

you gotta wait a few hours and then u can say it


ew


the night is my home

...

imgur.com/a/RTC8z

dumping that Made in Abyss image bundle i found earlier, more from the same artist in the imgur

Sounds like they'd just make a mess on the keyboard before long


I am the seed when darkness is the field

That's okay, it's just like dead skin flakes

im eatin ice cweam


i am the pee when darkness is the field

It's not okay when those parts of the potato are all gone because they've reduced to a thick layer of mush on the keyboard


Darkness has that fetish

ew thats smelly

Have a better diet then

no i meant

ew f*tish

Same thing

I need to go shower before bed

Ew is in the eye of the beholder

But then what would I type with

y tho ;~;

and im going to just be beholding hours of youtube tonight

yes go shower !!!!!


yeah and im beholding


bc drinky is stinky

You certainly seem eager for me to be wet and naked.

people are retarded

i do not

just go clean yourself here

*gives oatmeal honey soap*

...

Oatmeal and honey is food. It doesn't belong on the body.

And ur opinion has been filed accordingly


True

Hard chunks of mashed potatoes

yes it does stinker
it is a good soap. look it up.


okay thats respectable.

...

...

He gave me permission to post that, apparently it means something different from what I thin it does or something

*think

nuh i smell good i took a shower when i got home

mm
whatcha up to?

WHAT


YEAH but now youre drinky !!!!!!!!!

Animal fat as soap I can buy, Oatmeal and bee vomit is not clean.

No, it's you who are not understanding

and why is that

people love when i get drinked tho

Posting in the thread and listening to music

u?


He was the Holla Forums admin before Test : ^ )


There's a finite amount of hard potatoes and once they're all mashed onto the keyboard there's nothing left to type with

Oatmeal is for fiber, honey is for sex, fat is for soap.

Natural order.

So you just mash more potatoes

who ? i am people. i do not.


what a cool guy


this is disgusting go shower

Already did before last post.

you take short showers

Seems better to just kill a human and incorporate their hands into my form

And just be a mass of potatoes but with human hands


ur enabling him

No point in wasting water if I'm paying for it.

i am ?


well yeah i get it but i dunno
that was like
120 seconds

8 minutes.

OH i misinterpreted

8 minutes is a good time.

S'alright

That's murder

usually if im not taking a shower to relax its about that long
if i wanna like. savor it its usually 15-20 min

one of my brothers made a beat so we're trying to freestyle to it but we're drunk as helland we suck lol

Yeah he probably still lurks to stalk Smiles


See

Gross.

-is fortunate to live in one of the few places where water is still flat rate. Can take 20 minute showers every day!-

who ?

how

Wasteful

i should get socks like that

Yea I live surrounded by all the great lakes of michigan

is nice

Sure why not

i think those legs are smaller than mine

I thougth ebtter of you than that

Alrighty

-crosses his arms and looks the other way...totally isn't jealous you have more water than him. Because you don't!-

how big are your legs

Curious question.

everyone
It's a party when i'm lit

and with all the water comes constant humidity, when it's hot its wet, when its cold it cuts to your bones

Just takes practice, I think ^^


Our paragon of purity 😏


Don't be mean, she's a precious dark princess

😏

we're gonna be famous

Funny way to spell disgusting human being

i just wanna know pls answer ;-;


im a person and i disagree thus not "EVERYONE"


OH YEAH ??

happy birthday ^-^

whyy?

Butt why

-knows too well! Is tropical here many days in the summer- X_X

speak of the devil

Technically that is within your potential


I can't take "disgusting" seriously as a concept

Just seems like an aggressive opinion word


That was sarcasm. I have sinned

NOT YET WE STILL HAVE 4 HOURS


BC i dont like being around drinky or drinky people


just curious nothing really


WOw the devil has arrived


disappointed in you....

Then again, I suppose there are things that you could say generally are naturally disgusting to Man, in his limited view of reality

I have an aggressive opinion of them

oh ok

oh hush

doing anything fun tomorrow?

-opens the door, walks into thread-

Sometimes sarcasm fits well though

It's just annoying when people think overusing it all the time makes them clever


I pretty much accept everyone

I'm the mercy of Satan

is gonna happen
better get your autographs now

:(

((post legs))


no clue
probably eating dinner with family
i kind of dont want to see anyone LOL

like i was thinking about it and im like. i just wanna stay home and sit in thread/play games.


-open the door to my heart-


i agree
i used to be that person a while ago

Contempt is another good word to describe how I feel about them

...

just hang out with me n drink some tea pls. no stinky drinky.

Go for it.

best song ever youtube.com/watch?v=K9jdIawyCJ0

-engages in standard coming home chitchat-

Is this liliana nigger even legal?

NO i meant
youuuuu post legs pls.


-eat food-

No.

you're making me want beer even more now

got any long island?

Beer's good.

my fridge contains a supply of three different IPAs stepping from 5% to 7% to 9% abv so just borrow one

why not ! :c


no ? what is that.

if i was anywhere near you i would gladly accept free beer, appreciated if sincere

I don't take pictures of myself.

iced tea made with alcohols

whys that ?

-stares at portion size in shock-

can you find Bell's Two Hearted Ale anywhere near where you are?

Might be tempted to post them. So if no pictures exist, I can't post them.

easily, fridges are stuffed full of it, ive tried it once or twice but its a little bitter for my tastes.

i'd still accept it though.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW


i dont eat that much


uasbdfasbdf pls ;;

No.

Ever tried actually writing instead of just freestyling? ^^


I think I don't ever use it in a cunty way


She's one of my best internet friends


I thought you were watching eight hours of dog sex on Youtube

stop being a pleb plz

You sure like to dog about dog sex a lot lately.

Who the fuck likes thicc niggas ?

...

yes

Two gross things don't make an ungross thing.

That's unfortunate

i cant convince you in any way ? even as a birthday gift ;-;


i try not to use it wrong ever


im not a pleb just bc im a straight edge :(

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

the others i've got are sierra nevada standard ipa and voodoo ranger imperial. the secret to bitter beer is coldness

No.

thats the verb form of the word dog since you like english so much

...

3 gross things do though


yes

hello

You're into thicc black niggas ?

only fags are straight edge

id much prefer one of the other two tbh, i tried the voodoo ranger myself and it was very fruity! unexpected but delightful

ive also had the sierra nevada pale ale and it was good

Nyet

please i beg of u


rararararar


im not saying anything


:( sorry

Don't you know me well enough to know I'd shamelessly admit it if I liked the idea of dog sex


Make a SoundCloud


It's not, she's fun :3


I'd NEVER use SARCASM because I'M an INNOCENT little FLOWER boy : ^ ) )

it's k i still luv u

im deeply skeptical about people who purchase beer in six packs. you're spending $10 to either split it 3/3 with a friend, or (far more likely) drink four or five and have a very disappointing one or two beers left. if you intend to drink the entire six pack you might as well get a twelve pack because it's like $15 instead of $10.

i mean someone else already does it regularly, kind of wouldn't have the same shock value anyhow

not ready yet

:(( i know

ew

i'm gonna walk to the store

I'll show you some of my favorite artwork on the way

No.

k

...

Just pretend my last post was linked to you.

I'd still admit to it because I'm a real nigga


That's understandable ^^

If you know other people who do stuff like that, then just share it with them and receive constructive criticism until you're ready

...

ME TOO except girl


i luv u too kitty :3


ur so stubborn >.>


ill pretend ur gibbin me a kis for my bday

We have differing opinions on this matter

I am.

we just mess around lol

>///

what birthday are you having

I was about to this with something to the effect of "that was sarcasm," but if I think about it, it's more like post-sarcasm


Well she just tries to troll most people, so I can understand why they'd be annoyed, considering she's trying to be annoying


Reach for the stars

You're half black so u can be 2pac and Eminem in one

*about to reply to this

I'm SO clever BECAUSE i SAY the OPPOSITE of WHAT i MEAN : ^ )))))))))

Post-sarcasm

i hate tupac tho

i wonder why that is ?

hmmmmm...


*pets soft fur*


nine teeth


neo sarcasm

Why on earth

...

*purrpurrpurr*

over rated
every rapper that was out during his time is better than him

i can understand

doing nothing is fun sometimes ^^

not the most exciting birthday but a very comfy one, potentially

Hi I'll have a double sarcasm w/ a side of fries


I think the main appeal of him is that his lyrics are so real

Haven't really heard others very much like that, other than maybe Biggie in some instances, and that's probably because Biggie was 2pac's underling at first

LYRIC KING - 2pac
BEAT KING - dre
GANGSTER KING - eazy e
DISS KING - ice cube
FLOW KING - biggie
WEED KING - snoop dogg

can i have a headpat


MAAAOOOWWW


yeah ive been busy too lately


yeah for sure


extra lettuce

Garlic aioli

aioloili

he's garbage
biggie is over rated too

whatcha been up to?

i've just been bored playing gta5 and eating pizza

o.o

pizza sounds pretty good right about now to be honest

if anyone still uses 4ch

hi hi

y must u opine this way


Fucking Bebop

because retarded opinions piss me off

Nuh

Night

i have so many kyle-relevant images but no kyle to meme at

im sure he appreciates it anyways

ooooo thats tasty.


im playin league and then also hopping in and out of mom n dad's voice chat


ur such a cutei


nini stinky !!

...

behold

omg stop it your embarrassing me >//

People like what they like; there are no right answers


Idk what it tastes like, I just like the word "aioli"

I mean, it sounds like something I've probably had on a burger or something at some point, but I don't remember

*squeezes your kitten cheeks to make your face look like a big fishie !!*

hee hee
such a CUTIE

...

Don't worry i'm back

most of the people who say tupac is the best do not even listen to him and only know the songs he made that came on the radio
it's a fucking joke

...

ow that hurts


save me from this bully

either on a burger or on a fish taco possibly


yaaaaay

aaaaaaaaa ;-; sowwy. didnt mean to harm u.

By doing what ?

bullying you myself ?

what will you do to make up for this

yes

hows your night ?


im not sure.... any ideas ? i'll do ALMOST whatever you ask.

I've listened to a ton of his stuff, but yeah people like that are silly


I should prob get an actual hot meal tonight; yesterday all I ate was weird breakfast cookies and pop tarts

I guess not buying food yesterday makes up for impulse buying "wolf pupy storys," though

But what if I don't feel like it ?


good

I like my night time walks

cheap nasty alcohol cold and ready to consume

dont tempt me .//.

i'll cry

...

when you're so lazy you even procrastinate on catching up with your youtube subs

biggie is better than tupac btw

sounds fun ^^

What could you possibly gain from me bullying you ?

i should make food i am pretty hungy


i should take a walk sometime. i havent in a while..


im not tempting you !! im just trying to help you out. i could give u a kis ?
hm.


it is fun !!

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

let's not get into that right now, kay?
just gimme

what kind?

gimme da bully bully gimme da bully bully

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
im feeling generous.

a big ol smooch right on the lips :3

...

In my travels, I discovered an ancient temple and went inside. Within it was a stone box. I opened the box and looked inside, and it was like I could see the matrix code of the universe, and I knew what opinions were objectively right, and which were objectively wrong

It's right there; the correct opinions written in the fabric of reality all around us, crying that Satania is best girl

ignore the kindness get the bully

...

the reminds me i havent seen more than 1/4th of Gabriel dropout

You could do it right now.

What are you embarrassed to say you get off to being bullied ?

oh my...


i am best girl


not embarrassed to say that

...

Then I don't see what the problem is.

I'd have to go get it from a place cause we don't have much here and I don't feel like it


That's not what the BOX of objectively true opinions said

im about to play games with the voice chat kids

i can do it later when everyones asleep and its like 2/3 am


i mean with lips as soft as yours...

YOU GIVE ME NO CHOICE
*mmmmwwwaaahhh*


go get a food

Later probably

Idk, there are nutrients here

Sounds fun.

you
being uncooperative


what did it say


omg >////

Lazy

Satania is best girl and Neko is a better rapper than any rapper whose name starts with "lil"

i'm the best rapper alive

And I don't see myself stopping anytime soon.

i'd like to file a complaint: i put in solid effort bullying you and you pretended to ignore it

fuuck

happy birthday liliana fellow

try harder

Post vocaroo


Pretending to ignore is an elite Holla Forums tactic

U need to evolve to thrive in this environment

How

IM FREE BITCH

not ready yet

You're really missing out


How awful

NOT 👏 EVEN 👏 BEST 👏 GIRL 👏 IN 👏 HER 👏 SHOW

EAT


yeah ill smoke MY PIPE too
be all cool at night


hee hee. did that make up for it ?


i believe it


THANKS TP (its in a few hrs but hee hee tyty)

on wat

i liked gabriel more


ty you aways believed in me

Oh, break starts today? That makes sense

U should celebrate by getting drunk and harassing Gina


You post your rap and I'll post my edgy poetry and we'll overload the board


You can't argue with the BOX


I had a peanut butter and jelly bagel a few hours ago

ofc sweetums. hows your night ?


HOURS ? you gotta eat !!!

What kind of American logic is this

oh i figured that after the OP that it had been a few hours cause threads have been hella slow

maybe they'll pick up now that all the summerfags are around for the holidays though


nah i think imma avoid her tbh

but i am getting drunk

watching survivor finale lol

they will be overwhelmed by my #fierybarz

The world may never know what TP yelled through the floor

RIP

Are you a Hobbit ?


Pretty much everything

i kinda have a feeling

but like i might have been like half asleep

you know?

good as i told you im pretty drinked
i hope i finally get to drink that rum chata tonight

pls pls

OC like that could be good for the board

Challenge someone to a vocaroo rap battle


Lol, seems hard to yell if you're half asleep

Still waiting on a reason why.

after like 3/4 hours you are back to hungry
you should atleast eat a little snack like granola or somethin


they havent been that slow
theyve got a good pace to them


no i am not a hobbit


ewie EWIE drinky

bad stinky
drink water

no one here has #barz except soto

why not???

water is for fags!

As you should, because she is best girl.


The box canonically says "only idiots get in this box" but some loser Photoshop'd it.

pls dont say that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i donno like my brother has night terrors where he just sits up and screams

it's hella scary

i kinda have a vague recollection of doing an asshole sarcastic schtick like

HEY LOOK AT ME BEING LOUD WITH LITTLE REGARD FOR MY NEIGHBOURS

the more i get back in the state the more it kinda makes sense


that is great news liliana

tp can i give u a hug
i feel like youd be warm

Unlucky

sure

yeah

I don't know what you're talking about anymore


but yes

she was perfect


plsssss


TP

Congrats to the OP who gets reminded every year that they are simply getting older, taking more steps towards their eventual death.

The older you get, the more you realize that you aren't as invincible or are in as good shape as you thought you were; you'll start to ache and grow cancers, develop health problems.

Contemplating suicide becomes a viable life option when you aren't really doing anything with it.

kitten do u want to lay on my bed or my lap ?

don't be stupid

C U C U M B E R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY !!! i've missed youuuuuuuuuu !! :3
its nice to see you. merry chrimmis !!

um.. both

sure but i think i might be highly contagious

might have ringworm lol


sup lil neko ;;

why would anyone want to be a hobbit ? its sorta cool. mostly bc of the homes but i would cut my feet off

I'm slightly hungry but it's okay to be hungry for a while


Him then


I mean the stone box of correct opinions

See

Lmao

It was a Friday, though, so alcohol was probably involved

he left ;~;

oh for sure i was

as the kids say

lit af

Don't worry

i'm not

okay i can make that work !!
ill sit on my bed and you can move back and forth :3


i think its worth the risk. i'd rather die from giving someone a hug than live and not hug


smh eat some granola

yes, happy money-spending season.

I'm glad you were able to remember the nickname you'd given me after I had to prod your memory- seems it worked.

Do you retain dream memories like I do?

oh ringworm isn't fatal

you just like take antifungals

He'll be back


Weed tends to calm most people down :3


The starving children of Africa weep for my suffering

been drinking all day
i fell so good
how are you, my nigga?

Nah nah, ringworms are a key to a slim physique.

but if one ever dies you have to kind of take a fork and twist it out of your asshole like a rope.

bed and lap at the same time

Still is.


I think that box might have been trolling.

christmas spirit isnt about spending money u smelly

its about making cookies for those u love and spending time with them :3
and yeah i am also glad.

sometimes i do ? but i try not to. i dont usually enjoy dreaming


oh okay then even better


eat the children


BED AND LAP.
AT THE SAME TIME.
BED AND LAP.
AT THE SAME TIME.

soft kit
kis kit. mmmmmmmmmm

i was definitely smoking a lot

which added to the being lit af

too far in the future
we'll be riding hoverboard before then

duuuude

i just finished work for the year

you got me til the rest of the year

just hooked a quad

things are lookin nice here as well


you idiot ringworms aren't parasitic worms

you fucking idiot fuck

jk ilu ;;


where's my hug

hug bitch

yes pls


why is that tho?

hwy do you get the rest of the year off??

Well then, considering christmas spirit I'll give you some dreaming tips.
It really depends on the individual's subconscious so if you really have a lot up there that's repressed, you might end up with dreams that are traumatic - but keep in mind this is you, your brain; you're always trying to help you, your subconscious wants to make you better.

Bad dreams, and especially if the memories of them cross over into your consciousness, are something you need to spend a few minutes of your time on as soon as you wake up and rewind back into the dream memories to 'save' it and also think about it.

Distubring or scary dreams are a way to confront what really bothers you on a psychological level whether it's a fear of loss, or a fear of death itself.

Well, what are the kind that just chill out in your intestines and eat the food you give em?

Because those are what I was referring to.

i have two weeks for the year and most people save them til the end of the year

i didn't want to work when like it was a ghost town

plus working on christmas is stupid

TAPE WORMS

IMBECILE

ah yeah that's better than brain parasites.

dude at my old job that i had for 10 years, i worked pretty much every holiday

my jam is like skipping most of the family obligation bullshit and enjoying the vacation

...

Just look at her.

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

-hug hug- :3


-pets fur nice and soft. runs hands thru the fur-


its usually just like
otherworldly uncomfortable situations i'm put into that feel super uncanny and weird

and i just want to vomit
i dunno

Christmas for me just means extra money.

Extra traffic, seasonal work. Little stressful, but I can afford more alcohol and coast into tax season with a tiny bit of savings.