goodmorning it's my birthday in 6 hours edition
Goodmorning it's my birthday in 6 hours edition
wanting to drink ever
Happy birthday. Enjoy the new panties I guess.
All my pictures are literally alcohol
what do u mean new panties !!! no ones buying me underwear
and yeah i know
but drinking is lame-o
It is your birthday in 50 minutes here in the future
It's not for everyone Kitten
Unless you like getting teased by girls or whatever
Yeah, you bought them, naturally.
I DIDNT BUY ANY FOR MYSELF I HAVE NO MONEY TO DO THAT
and yes says me
anyone who doesn't is obviously gay
I DIDNT BUY ANY FOR MYSELF
You just got a gift card though.
And you're wrong, so there
REMINDER THAT LILIANA IS PURE
I have to admit something to all of you. I was Peru this whole time. That is why I showed up when she disappeared.
You don't change your personality that well.
what are you TALKIN about
as if you would know if i self bought any pantie
with my own money
i mean i dont deny that i would like to
but have i done it with MY OWN MONEY
oh thats right. but i already have enough for now. i think i'm gonna spend the money on make up stuffs
Its just a joke... haha.. ha...
I DIDNT NEED TO REMEMBER THIS ANIME
WHY BLOOD CHAN
WHY YOU DO THIS
yea, pure slut
unadulterated slutter slag
Remeber this part???
I, of all people, can tell when it is and is not you.
I do, whit was gnarly, blind bitch a cunt
more like super cool
W R O N G
How can you tell.....
I want to take Yukki from her and she what she dies hehe
Nah, only lame people wear makeup
i thought the same thing but how will i look more fem without it aaaaaaaaaaa
Surely estrogen will solve all your problems.
this fat lady in the office keeps telling me about all the guys who wanna fuck her and it's fucking gross
i dont know about that and also thats a really big decision
why would anyone openly speak like that ew
brb buying lily estrogen
oh yeah ?
what do u even MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN im so confused how about a different conversation topic
how are you??
Go for it.
brb buying Lili
So Liliana is Blood-chan?
i am Blood-chan
Fuck this shit again
im doing good
today is the first day that i've had to myself in the past like
5/6 days ? i haven't sat down in my own room and played games/sat on thread and its nice to be back
okay what are you doing tonight ? any plans ?
do it you wont
no i am
this gotta be fake
He's an emoji now
Accept it, Blood-chan
being blood-chan is the best, right?
what were you doing?
I WONT ACCEPT IT
what was i doing those 5/6 days ?
what do you do in your spare time ?
Drink, vidya, sketch, youtube, masturbate, boring stuff really.
o u sketCH ?? sounds like cool
well i beg to differ and you cant change my mind
hanging out with people
usually out of my house
yesterday was the only day that was mostly at my house
Erio is calling the greenest of beans Blood-chan, what did I miss.
oh yeah you were doing that last night
-missed Ika for the night and sits by the pears sadly-
Did u ever realize that it was OJ Simpson's sin that created a timeline where the Kardashians are famous
Idk if real really
If it is, I'll be sure to ignore it
It's ultimately a Rin joke if u scroll up far enough
Wouldn't doubt those fuckers want to milk another thing.
I'm finishing my drink for you now user. Good luck with the next year fag. I hope all of your weird desires come into fruition!
just poking fun
or is it ?????
((i am bc))
do u want some tea
i can bring u some
yeah i missed out on dnd sadly but i still did go over to other friends house to watch anime
that was cool
i accept u tho ewio
amazing how you are the one trying to use binding rituals and yet you keep missing them
im impressed frankly
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan tear jerkers... AMMA RITE?
Yeah, you never know what to expect from (((those fuckers)))
How was ur day
:< -is not trying to bind her to him.-
MILK ME MOMMY
well i babysat for a couple hours early on after sleeping for 2 hours (napping ?)
and then i went back to sleep and woke up 2 hrs ago
now im here.
okay ONE BIG WATER COMIN RIGHT UP !!!
we watched the yuruyuri christmas episodes and then also the denki-gai christmas episodes
also some wakakozake (live action)
big thirst here
They wouldn't be famous if he didn't kill his wife and have a Kardashian as a lawyer
Sounds like you have weird sleep habits right now ^^
Because of his unholy crime, the "Kardashian's Box" was opened, if u will
yea but i mean, you could at least be here when they show up when you are the one using german voodoo magic
Erio stop im paying attention on discord
I was talking to Neko about it
Not everything is about u
i really dont it was just today that was weird bc i forgot that i was babysitting and i was out late
take a swig of this WATER
Happy Birthday Lily.
i intentionally try to trigger people in threads sometimes and i watch good :^)
i'm all out of beer ;~;
-wants to ride space dog and have fun adventures with skwirl astronauts-
i brought you water !!!!!!!!!!
ty scootsy. nini. rest well !!
beer is smelly anyways
i can make u some tea orrr cofe
but i wanna get more drinked
I see I see
D: -is going to be out of a job if there is a new tea maid and will have to live in a tree-
Really? They're all over the place in general, from what I've seen :3
OJ Simpson was on trial for murder
I imagine a squirrel astronaut would spasticly writhe in space, unable to understand why he is floating
or she, equal opportunity here, with squirrels
do you wear glasses ?
-assures you that this won't happen !! if anything. a tea-team can form and we will bring warm drinks to everyone !!!-
wrong link ?
I'm going to eat it regardless of gender
Your sleep habits
You can't eat them because you'll be in space silly.
No. Only losers wear glasses
you need your helmet on
kim kardashian is only famous because there was a video leaked of her fucking the R&B singer, ray j
it's the stupidest shit ever
There's air in the space shuttle u fuk
I'm a good kitty tho!
But would people have cared if her family wasn't already vaguely famous
oh wow idk why my brain died reading that
only cuties* wear glasses. theyre super cute. and good. a great accessory
a drunk kitty =/= a good kitty !!!! >.>
I'm royalty in a 3rd world country
You have to kill the animal with a gun or firearm or it's cruel, those are dangerous to discharge in space shuttles, and if you are floating over a state with animal cruelty laws they might have to land to jail you if you break it's neck with your hands.
-would fly his rocket tree expertly, using acorn fuel-
D: D: D:
I didn't care
are you saying... im a loser... ?
-pets your head- :3
how do you know????
You'd be calling yourself a loser if you said you wear glasses.
im a professional
its my job
but im not a loser. and i dO WEAR glasses
You were nocturnal most of the time like, last month at least ^^
Same because I'm white
too long to read... i'm blood-chan
Sounds like a flawed plan
I'm super drinked but I'm still good
Must feel right
-leaves mango ice cream out for Ika in case she comes back tonight and is hungry-
Daia is a mashed potato
im not a loser u smelly
oh yeah i prefer to be nocturnal anyways
last month was super nocturnal
THATS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG
hi mousey !!!!!
-eats the ice cream again-
Happy birthday ?
Same but people did
The Chinese make it hard for it not to
Actually they're second world
Then how am I typing
Yeah I prefer it too
I'm semi-nocturnal right now
Some chunkier parts of potato that didn't mash properly
you gotta wait a few hours and then u can say it
the night is my home
dumping that Made in Abyss image bundle i found earlier, more from the same artist in the imgur
Sounds like they'd just make a mess on the keyboard before long
I am the seed when darkness is the field
That's okay, it's just like dead skin flakes
im eatin ice cweam
i am the pee when darkness is the field
It's not okay when those parts of the potato are all gone because they've reduced to a thick layer of mush on the keyboard
Darkness has that fetish
ew thats smelly
Have a better diet then
no i meant
I need to go shower before bed
Ew is in the eye of the beholder
But then what would I type with
y tho ;~;
and im going to just be beholding hours of youtube tonight
yes go shower !!!!!
yeah and im beholding
bc drinky is stinky
You certainly seem eager for me to be wet and naked.
people are retarded
i do not
just go clean yourself here
*gives oatmeal honey soap*
Oatmeal and honey is food. It doesn't belong on the body.
And ur opinion has been filed accordingly
Hard chunks of mashed potatoes
yes it does stinker
it is a good soap. look it up.
okay thats respectable.
He gave me permission to post that, apparently it means something different from what I thin it does or something
nuh i smell good i took a shower when i got home
whatcha up to?
YEAH but now youre drinky !!!!!!!!!
Animal fat as soap I can buy, Oatmeal and bee vomit is not clean.
No, it's you who are not understanding
and why is that
people love when i get drinked tho
Posting in the thread and listening to music
He was the Holla Forums admin before Test : ^ )
There's a finite amount of hard potatoes and once they're all mashed onto the keyboard there's nothing left to type with
Oatmeal is for fiber, honey is for sex, fat is for soap.
So you just mash more potatoes
who ? i am people. i do not.
what a cool guy
this is disgusting go shower
Already did before last post.
you take short showers
Seems better to just kill a human and incorporate their hands into my form
And just be a mass of potatoes but with human hands
ur enabling him
No point in wasting water if I'm paying for it.
i am ?
well yeah i get it but i dunno
that was like
OH i misinterpreted
8 minutes is a good time.
usually if im not taking a shower to relax its about that long
if i wanna like. savor it its usually 15-20 min
one of my brothers made a beat so we're trying to freestyle to it but we're drunk as helland we suck lol
Yeah he probably still lurks to stalk Smiles
-is fortunate to live in one of the few places where water is still flat rate. Can take 20 minute showers every day!-
i should get socks like that
Yea I live surrounded by all the great lakes of michigan
Sure why not
i think those legs are smaller than mine
I thougth ebtter of you than that
-crosses his arms and looks the other way...totally isn't jealous you have more water than him. Because you don't!-
how big are your legs
It's a party when i'm lit
and with all the water comes constant humidity, when it's hot its wet, when its cold it cuts to your bones
Just takes practice, I think ^^
Our paragon of purity 😏
Don't be mean, she's a precious dark princess
we're gonna be famous
Funny way to spell disgusting human being
i just wanna know pls answer ;-;
im a person and i disagree thus not "EVERYONE"
OH YEAH ??
happy birthday ^-^
-knows too well! Is tropical here many days in the summer- X_X
speak of the devil
Technically that is within your potential
I can't take "disgusting" seriously as a concept
Just seems like an aggressive opinion word
That was sarcasm. I have sinned
NOT YET WE STILL HAVE 4 HOURS
BC i dont like being around drinky or drinky people
just curious nothing really
WOw the devil has arrived
disappointed in you....
Then again, I suppose there are things that you could say generally are naturally disgusting to Man, in his limited view of reality
I have an aggressive opinion of them
doing anything fun tomorrow?
-opens the door, walks into thread-
Sometimes sarcasm fits well though
It's just annoying when people think overusing it all the time makes them clever
I pretty much accept everyone
I'm the mercy of Satan
is gonna happen
better get your autographs now
probably eating dinner with family
i kind of dont want to see anyone LOL
like i was thinking about it and im like. i just wanna stay home and sit in thread/play games.
-open the door to my heart-
i used to be that person a while ago
Contempt is another good word to describe how I feel about them
just hang out with me n drink some tea pls. no stinky drinky.
Go for it.
-engages in standard coming home chitchat-
Is this liliana nigger even legal?
NO i meant
youuuuu post legs pls.
you're making me want beer even more now
got any long island?
my fridge contains a supply of three different IPAs stepping from 5% to 7% to 9% abv so just borrow one
why not ! :c
no ? what is that.
if i was anywhere near you i would gladly accept free beer, appreciated if sincere
I don't take pictures of myself.
iced tea made with alcohols
whys that ?
-stares at portion size in shock-
can you find Bell's Two Hearted Ale anywhere near where you are?
Might be tempted to post them. So if no pictures exist, I can't post them.
easily, fridges are stuffed full of it, ive tried it once or twice but its a little bitter for my tastes.
i'd still accept it though.
i dont eat that much
uasbdfasbdf pls ;;
Ever tried actually writing instead of just freestyling? ^^
I think I don't ever use it in a cunty way
She's one of my best internet friends
I thought you were watching eight hours of dog sex on Youtube
stop being a pleb plz
You sure like to dog about dog sex a lot lately.
Who the fuck likes thicc niggas ?
Two gross things don't make an ungross thing.
i cant convince you in any way ? even as a birthday gift ;-;
i try not to use it wrong ever
im not a pleb just bc im a straight edge :(
the others i've got are sierra nevada standard ipa and voodoo ranger imperial. the secret to bitter beer is coldness
thats the verb form of the word dog since you like english so much
3 gross things do though
You're into thicc black niggas ?
only fags are straight edge
id much prefer one of the other two tbh, i tried the voodoo ranger myself and it was very fruity! unexpected but delightful
ive also had the sierra nevada pale ale and it was good
please i beg of u
im not saying anything
Don't you know me well enough to know I'd shamelessly admit it if I liked the idea of dog sex
Make a SoundCloud
It's not, she's fun :3
I'd NEVER use SARCASM because I'M an INNOCENT little FLOWER boy : ^ ) )
it's k i still luv u
im deeply skeptical about people who purchase beer in six packs. you're spending $10 to either split it 3/3 with a friend, or (far more likely) drink four or five and have a very disappointing one or two beers left. if you intend to drink the entire six pack you might as well get a twelve pack because it's like $15 instead of $10.
i mean someone else already does it regularly, kind of wouldn't have the same shock value anyhow
not ready yet
:(( i know
i'm gonna walk to the store
I'll show you some of my favorite artwork on the way
Just pretend my last post was linked to you.
I'd still admit to it because I'm a real nigga
That's understandable ^^
If you know other people who do stuff like that, then just share it with them and receive constructive criticism until you're ready
ME TOO except girl
i luv u too kitty :3
ur so stubborn >.>
ill pretend ur gibbin me a kis for my bday
We have differing opinions on this matter
we just mess around lol
what birthday are you having
I was about to this with something to the effect of "that was sarcasm," but if I think about it, it's more like post-sarcasm
Well she just tries to troll most people, so I can understand why they'd be annoyed, considering she's trying to be annoying
Reach for the stars
You're half black so u can be 2pac and Eminem in one
*about to reply to this
I'm SO clever BECAUSE i SAY the OPPOSITE of WHAT i MEAN : ^ )))))))))
i hate tupac tho
i wonder why that is ?
*pets soft fur*
Why on earth
every rapper that was out during his time is better than him
i can understand
doing nothing is fun sometimes ^^
not the most exciting birthday but a very comfy one, potentially
Hi I'll have a double sarcasm w/ a side of fries
I think the main appeal of him is that his lyrics are so real
Haven't really heard others very much like that, other than maybe Biggie in some instances, and that's probably because Biggie was 2pac's underling at first
LYRIC KING - 2pac
BEAT KING - dre
GANGSTER KING - eazy e
DISS KING - ice cube
FLOW KING - biggie
WEED KING - snoop dogg
can i have a headpat
yeah ive been busy too lately
yeah for sure
biggie is over rated too
whatcha been up to?
i've just been bored playing gta5 and eating pizza
pizza sounds pretty good right about now to be honest
if anyone still uses 4ch
y must u opine this way
because retarded opinions piss me off
i have so many kyle-relevant images but no kyle to meme at
im sure he appreciates it anyways
ooooo thats tasty.
im playin league and then also hopping in and out of mom n dad's voice chat
ur such a cutei
nini stinky !! <3
omg stop it your embarrassing me >//<
People like what they like; there are no right answers
Idk what it tastes like, I just like the word "aioli"
I mean, it sounds like something I've probably had on a burger or something at some point, but I don't remember
*squeezes your kitten cheeks to make your face look like a big fishie !!*
such a CUTIE
Don't worry i'm back
most of the people who say tupac is the best do not even listen to him and only know the songs he made that came on the radio
it's a fucking joke
ow that hurts
save me from this bully
either on a burger or on a fish taco possibly
aaaaaaaaa ;-; sowwy. didnt mean to harm u.
By doing what ?
bullying you myself ?
what will you do to make up for this
hows your night ?
im not sure.... any ideas ? i'll do ALMOST whatever you ask.
I've listened to a ton of his stuff, but yeah people like that are silly
I should prob get an actual hot meal tonight; yesterday all I ate was weird breakfast cookies and pop tarts
I guess not buying food yesterday makes up for impulse buying "wolf pupy storys," though
But what if I don't feel like it ?
I like my night time walks
cheap nasty alcohol cold and ready to consume
dont tempt me .//.
when you're so lazy you even procrastinate on catching up with your youtube subs
biggie is better than tupac btw
sounds fun ^^
What could you possibly gain from me bullying you ?
i should make food i am pretty hungy
i should take a walk sometime. i havent in a while..
im not tempting you !! im just trying to help you out. i could give u a kis ?
it is fun !!
let's not get into that right now, kay?
gimme da bully bully gimme da bully bully
im feeling generous.
a big ol smooch right on the lips :3
In my travels, I discovered an ancient temple and went inside. Within it was a stone box. I opened the box and looked inside, and it was like I could see the matrix code of the universe, and I knew what opinions were objectively right, and which were objectively wrong
It's right there; the correct opinions written in the fabric of reality all around us, crying that Satania is best girl
ignore the kindness get the bully
the reminds me i havent seen more than 1/4th of Gabriel dropout
You could do it right now.
What are you embarrassed to say you get off to being bullied ?
i am best girl
not embarrassed to say that
Then I don't see what the problem is.
I'd have to go get it from a place cause we don't have much here and I don't feel like it
That's not what the BOX of objectively true opinions said
im about to play games with the voice chat kids
i can do it later when everyones asleep and its like 2/3 am
i mean with lips as soft as yours...
YOU GIVE ME NO CHOICE
go get a food
Idk, there are nutrients here
what did it say
Satania is best girl and Neko is a better rapper than any rapper whose name starts with "lil"
i'm the best rapper alive
And I don't see myself stopping anytime soon.
i'd like to file a complaint: i put in solid effort bullying you and you pretended to ignore it
happy birthday liliana fellow
Pretending to ignore is an elite Holla Forums tactic
U need to evolve to thrive in this environment
TP on Wednesday
IM FREE BITCH
not ready yet
You're really missing out
Satania is best girl
NOT 👏 EVEN 👏 BEST 👏 GIRL 👏 IN 👏 HER 👏 SHOW
yeah ill smoke MY PIPE too
be all cool at night
hee hee. did that make up for it ?
i believe it
THANKS TP (its in a few hrs but hee hee tyty)
i liked gabriel more
ty you aways believed in me
Oh, break starts today? That makes sense
U should celebrate by getting drunk and harassing Gina
You post your rap and I'll post my edgy poetry and we'll overload the board
You can't argue with the BOX
I had a peanut butter and jelly bagel a few hours ago
ofc sweetums. hows your night ?
HOURS ? you gotta eat !!!
What kind of American logic is this
oh i figured that after the OP that it had been a few hours cause threads have been hella slow
maybe they'll pick up now that all the summerfags are around for the holidays though
nah i think imma avoid her tbh
but i am getting drunk
watching survivor finale lol
they will be overwhelmed by my #fierybarz
The world may never know what TP yelled through the floor
Are you a Hobbit ?
Pretty much everything
i kinda have a feeling
but like i might have been like half asleep
good as i told you im pretty drinked
i hope i finally get to drink that rum chata tonight
OC like that could be good for the board
Challenge someone to a vocaroo rap battle
Lol, seems hard to yell if you're half asleep
Still waiting on a reason why.
after like 3/4 hours you are back to hungry
you should atleast eat a little snack like granola or somethin
they havent been that slow
theyve got a good pace to them
no i am not a hobbit
ewie EWIE drinky
no one here has #barz except soto
water is for fags!
As you should, because she is best girl.
The box canonically says "only idiots get in this box" but some loser Photoshop'd it.
pls dont say that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i donno like my brother has night terrors where he just sits up and screams
it's hella scary
i kinda have a vague recollection of doing an asshole sarcastic schtick like
HEY LOOK AT ME BEING LOUD WITH LITTLE REGARD FOR MY NEIGHBOURS
the more i get back in the state the more it kinda makes sense
that is great news liliana
tp can i give u a hug
i feel like youd be warm
I don't know what you're talking about anymore
she was perfect
Congrats to the OP who gets reminded every year that they are simply getting older, taking more steps towards their eventual death.
The older you get, the more you realize that you aren't as invincible or are in as good shape as you thought you were; you'll start to ache and grow cancers, develop health problems.
Contemplating suicide becomes a viable life option when you aren't really doing anything with it.
kitten do u want to lay on my bed or my lap ?
don't be stupid
C U C U M B E R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY !!! i've missed youuuuuuuuuu !! :3
its nice to see you. merry chrimmis !!
sure but i think i might be highly contagious
might have ringworm lol
sup lil neko ;;
why would anyone want to be a hobbit ? its sorta cool. mostly bc of the homes but i would cut my feet off
I'm slightly hungry but it's okay to be hungry for a while
I mean the stone box of correct opinions
HEY LOOK AT ME BEING LOUD WITH LITTLE REGARD FOR MY NEIGHBOURS
It was a Friday, though, so alcohol was probably involved
he left ;~;
oh for sure i was
as the kids say
okay i can make that work !!
ill sit on my bed and you can move back and forth :3
i think its worth the risk. i'd rather die from giving someone a hug than live and not hug
smh eat some granola
yes, happy money-spending season.
I'm glad you were able to remember the nickname you'd given me after I had to prod your memory- seems it worked.
Do you retain dream memories like I do?
oh ringworm isn't fatal
you just like take antifungals
He'll be back
Weed tends to calm most people down :3
The starving children of Africa weep for my suffering
been drinking all day
i fell so good
how are you, my nigga?
Nah nah, ringworms are a key to a slim physique.
but if one ever dies you have to kind of take a fork and twist it out of your asshole like a rope.
bed and lap at the same time
I think that box might have been trolling.
christmas spirit isnt about spending money u smelly
its about making cookies for those u love and spending time with them :3
and yeah i am also glad.
sometimes i do ? but i try not to. i dont usually enjoy dreaming
oh okay then even better
eat the children
BED AND LAP.
AT THE SAME TIME.
BED AND LAP.
AT THE SAME TIME.
kis kit. mmmmmmmmmm
i was definitely smoking a lot
which added to the being lit af
too far in the future
we'll be riding hoverboard before then
i just finished work for the year
you got me til the rest of the year
just hooked a quad
things are lookin nice here as well
you idiot ringworms aren't parasitic worms
you fucking idiot fuck
jk ilu ;;
where's my hug
why is that tho?
hwy do you get the rest of the year off??
Well then, considering christmas spirit I'll give you some dreaming tips.
It really depends on the individual's subconscious so if you really have a lot up there that's repressed, you might end up with dreams that are traumatic - but keep in mind this is you, your brain; you're always trying to help you, your subconscious wants to make you better.
Bad dreams, and especially if the memories of them cross over into your consciousness, are something you need to spend a few minutes of your time on as soon as you wake up and rewind back into the dream memories to 'save' it and also think about it.
Distubring or scary dreams are a way to confront what really bothers you on a psychological level whether it's a fear of loss, or a fear of death itself.
Well, what are the kind that just chill out in your intestines and eat the food you give em?
Because those are what I was referring to.
i have two weeks for the year and most people save them til the end of the year
i didn't want to work when like it was a ghost town
plus working on christmas is stupid
ah yeah that's better than brain parasites.
dude at my old job that i had for 10 years, i worked pretty much every holiday
my jam is like skipping most of the family obligation bullshit and enjoying the vacation
Just look at her.
-hug hug- :3
-pets fur nice and soft. runs hands thru the fur-
its usually just like
otherworldly uncomfortable situations i'm put into that feel super uncanny and weird
and i just want to vomit
Christmas for me just means extra money.
Extra traffic, seasonal work. Little stressful, but I can afford more alcohol and coast into tax season with a tiny bit of savings.