Goodmorning it's my birthday in 6 hours edition

Sebastian Thompson
Sebastian Thompson

goodmorning it's my birthday in 6 hours edition

All urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=3UC96g1A4Nc
imgur.com/a/RTC8z
youtube.com/watch?v=K9jdIawyCJ0

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

wanting to drink ever

FOR SHAME

Xavier Lopez
Xavier Lopez

Happy birthday. Enjoy the new panties I guess.

All my pictures are literally alcohol

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

what do u mean new panties !!! no ones buying me underwear

and yeah i know
but drinking is lame-o

Lincoln Perez
Lincoln Perez

It is your birthday in 50 minutes here in the future

Anthony Foster
Anthony Foster

It's not for everyone Kitten

Unless you like getting teased by girls or whatever

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

Yeah, you bought them, naturally.

Says you

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

I DIDNT BUY ANY FOR MYSELF I HAVE NO MONEY TO DO THAT
and yes says me

Jayden Torres
Jayden Torres

anyone who doesn't is obviously gay

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

I DIDNT BUY ANY FOR MYSELF
Liar.

Brayden Richardson
Brayden Richardson

You just got a gift card though.

And you're wrong, so there

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

REMINDER THAT LILIANA IS PURE

Liam Scott
Liam Scott

I have to admit something to all of you. I was Peru this whole time. That is why I showed up when she disappeared.

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

Pure what?

ok

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

You don't change your personality that well.

Adam Reyes
Adam Reyes

This betrayal

Henry Morales
Henry Morales

what are you TALKIN about
as if you would know if i self bought any pantie

with my own money
i mean i dont deny that i would like to
but have i done it with MY OWN MONEY
no.

oh thats right. but i already have enough for now. i think i'm gonna spend the money on make up stuffs

pure poopy

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

Yeah.

_< really?

Its just a joke... haha.. ha...

Gabriel Anderson
Gabriel Anderson

Lame lame.

Cooper Ross
Cooper Ross

I DIDNT NEED TO REMEMBER THIS ANIME
WHY BLOOD CHAN
WHY YOU DO THIS

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

yea, pure slut
unadulterated slutter slag

Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy

Remeber this part???

Easton Lopez
Easton Lopez

I mean.

I, of all people, can tell when it is and is not you.

Asher Young
Asher Young

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I do, whit was gnarly, blind bitch a cunt

Jacob Jackson
Jacob Jackson

more like super cool

W R O N G

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

How can you tell.....

I want to take Yukki from her and she what she dies hehe

Benjamin Green
Benjamin Green

Nah, only lame people wear makeup

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

i thought the same thing but how will i look more fem without it aaaaaaaaaaa

Leo Price
Leo Price

Smelly

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

Surely estrogen will solve all your problems.

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

this fat lady in the office keeps telling me about all the guys who wanna fuck her and it's fucking gross

Ethan Howard
Ethan Howard

toodles~!

Josiah Stewart
Josiah Stewart

i dont know about that and also thats a really big decision

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

why would anyone openly speak like that ew

Carter White
Carter White

Yuop

Jackson Nguyen
Jackson Nguyen

that's nothing

Carter Ross
Carter Ross

brb buying lily estrogen

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

-pounces-

Thomas Phillips
Thomas Phillips

WHAT

oh yeah ?

jahsjkgrouaghjgo

Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

Yuop

Logan Rodriguez
Logan Rodriguez

what do u even MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN im so confused how about a different conversation topic

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

yeah
how are you??

Eli Turner
Eli Turner

Go for it.

Samuel Reed
Samuel Reed

brb buying Lili

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

So Liliana is Blood-chan?

Isaiah Thomas
Isaiah Thomas

🤔

Ayden Roberts
Ayden Roberts

i am Blood-chan

Gavin Richardson
Gavin Richardson

Same tbh

Easton Fisher
Easton Fisher

Fuck this shit again

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

im doing good

today is the first day that i've had to myself in the past like
5/6 days ? i haven't sat down in my own room and played games/sat on thread and its nice to be back

okay what are you doing tonight ? any plans ?

do it you wont
do it
do it

no i am

this gotta be fake

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

He's an emoji now

Accept it, Blood-chan

Connor Campbell
Connor Campbell

being blood-chan is the best, right?

what were you doing?

John Parker
John Parker

Nope

Lame lame

Luke Sanders
Luke Sanders

I WONT ACCEPT IT

what was i doing those 5/6 days ?

what do you do in your spare time ?

Nolan Bennett
Nolan Bennett

Drink, vidya, sketch, youtube, masturbate, boring stuff really.

Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

o u sketCH ?? sounds like cool

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

Not really

Landon Baker
Landon Baker

yuh

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

well i beg to differ and you cant change my mind
stinky

hanging out with people
usually out of my house

yesterday was the only day that was mostly at my house

Austin Martinez
Austin Martinez

Erio is calling the greenest of beans Blood-chan, what did I miss.

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

k

Bentley Rogers
Bentley Rogers

oh yeah you were doing that last night

Lincoln Moore
Lincoln Moore

-missed Ika for the night and sits by the pears sadly-

Jack Sanders
Jack Sanders

Did u ever realize that it was OJ Simpson's sin that created a timeline where the Kardashians are famous

Idk if real really

If it is, I'll be sure to ignore it

Same

It's ultimately a Rin joke if u scroll up far enough

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

Wouldn't doubt those fuckers want to milk another thing.

David Brooks
David Brooks

I'm finishing my drink for you now user. Good luck with the next year fag. I hope all of your weird desires come into fruition!

Gavin Perez
Gavin Perez

just poking fun

or is it ?????

((i am bc))

do u want some tea
i can bring u some

yeah i missed out on dnd sadly but i still did go over to other friends house to watch anime
that was cool

i accept u tho ewio

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

amazing how you are the one trying to use binding rituals and yet you keep missing them

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

im impressed frankly

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan tear jerkers... AMMA RITE?

Luke Baker
Luke Baker

Lmao

Yeah, you never know what to expect from (((those fuckers)))

Thanks gurl

How was ur day

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

Waters fine

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

wat

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

:< -is not trying to bind her to him.-

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

MILK ME MOMMY

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

well i babysat for a couple hours early on after sleeping for 2 hours (napping ?)

and then i went back to sleep and woke up 2 hrs ago
now im here.

okay ONE BIG WATER COMIN RIGHT UP !!!

Ryder Price
Ryder Price

what one

Colton White
Colton White

Sounds good.

John Morales
John Morales

we watched the yuruyuri christmas episodes and then also the denki-gai christmas episodes

also some wakakozake (live action)

big thirst here

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

They wouldn't be famous if he didn't kill his wife and have a Kardashian as a lawyer

Sounds like you have weird sleep habits right now ^^

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

Because of his unholy crime, the "Kardashian's Box" was opened, if u will

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

Yuop

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

yea but i mean, you could at least be here when they show up when you are the one using german voodoo magic

Jayden Carter
Jayden Carter

Erio stop im paying attention on discord

Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

I was talking to Neko about it

Not everything is about u

Justin Barnes
Justin Barnes

i really dont it was just today that was weird bc i forgot that i was babysitting and i was out late

take a swig of this WATER

Thomas Adams
Thomas Adams

german
voodoo

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

?

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

Good night.

Happy Birthday Lily.

Andrew Torres
Andrew Torres

i intentionally try to trigger people in threads sometimes and i watch good :^)

Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

i'm all out of beer ;~;

wat

Thomas Rogers
Thomas Rogers

-wants to ride space dog and have fun adventures with skwirl astronauts-

Alexander Cook
Alexander Cook

i brought you water !!!!!!!!!!

ty scootsy. nini. rest well !!

beer is smelly anyways
i can make u some tea orrr cofe

Ian Carter
Ian Carter

but i wanna get more drinked

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

I see I see

Ryan Powell
Ryan Powell

D: -is going to be out of a job if there is a new tea maid and will have to live in a tree-

;_;

Landon Edwards
Landon Edwards

Really? They're all over the place in general, from what I've seen :3

OJ Simpson was on trial for murder

I imagine a squirrel astronaut would spasticly writhe in space, unable to understand why he is floating

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

or she, equal opportunity here, with squirrels

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

bad kitty

do you wear glasses ?

-assures you that this won't happen !! if anything. a tea-team can form and we will bring warm drinks to everyone !!!-

wrong link ?

Ryder Sullivan
Ryder Sullivan

I'm going to eat it regardless of gender

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

Your sleep habits

Caleb Cruz
Caleb Cruz

You can't eat them because you'll be in space silly.

Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper

No. Only losers wear glasses

Brody Martinez
Brody Martinez

you need your helmet on

Christian Garcia
Christian Garcia

kim kardashian is only famous because there was a video leaked of her fucking the R&B singer, ray j
it's the stupidest shit ever

Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

There's air in the space shuttle u fuk

Thomas Long
Thomas Long

I'm a good kitty tho!

James Edwards
James Edwards

But would people have cared if her family wasn't already vaguely famous

Charles Cox
Charles Cox

oh wow idk why my brain died reading that
and NO

only cuties* wear glasses. theyre super cute. and good. a great accessory

a drunk kitty =/= a good kitty !!!! >.>

Xavier Long
Xavier Long

I'm royalty in a 3rd world country

Thomas Foster
Thomas Foster

You have to kill the animal with a gun or firearm or it's cruel, those are dangerous to discharge in space shuttles, and if you are floating over a state with animal cruelty laws they might have to land to jail you if you break it's neck with your hands.

Xavier Perry
Xavier Perry

Nah, losers.

Kevin Anderson
Kevin Anderson

-would fly his rocket tree expertly, using acorn fuel-

0.0

D: D: D:

Jordan Scott
Jordan Scott

I didn't care

Jackson Carter
Jackson Carter

are you saying... im a loser... ?

-pets your head- :3

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

how do you know????

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

You'd be calling yourself a loser if you said you wear glasses.

Jaxon Cook
Jaxon Cook

im a professional
its my job

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

but im not a loser. and i dO WEAR glasses

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

Loser

Jordan Harris
Jordan Harris

You were nocturnal most of the time like, last month at least ^^

Same because I'm white

too long to read... i'm blood-chan

Sounds like a flawed plan

Henry Martinez
Henry Martinez

I'm super drinked but I'm still good

Lincoln Gray
Lincoln Gray

Must feel right

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

-leaves mango ice cream out for Ika in case she comes back tonight and is hungry-

Hunter Morgan
Hunter Morgan

Daia is a mashed potato

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

im not a loser u smelly

oh yeah i prefer to be nocturnal anyways
last month was super nocturnal

THATS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG

hi mousey !!!!!

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

-eats the ice cream again-

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

Happy birthday ?

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

Same but people did

Thomas Nguyen
Thomas Nguyen

youtube.com/watch?v=3UC96g1A4Nc

Josiah Miller
Josiah Miller

The Chinese make it hard for it not to

Actually they're second world

Then how am I typing

Yeah I prefer it too

I'm semi-nocturnal right now

David Ward
David Ward

Some chunkier parts of potato that didn't mash properly

Jonathan Cruz
Jonathan Cruz

you gotta wait a few hours and then u can say it

ew

the night is my home

Easton Peterson
Easton Peterson

imgur.com/a/RTC8z

dumping that Made in Abyss image bundle i found earlier, more from the same artist in the imgur

Eli Reyes
Eli Reyes

Sounds like they'd just make a mess on the keyboard before long

I am the seed when darkness is the field

Charles Ortiz
Charles Ortiz

That's okay, it's just like dead skin flakes

Isaiah Barnes
Isaiah Barnes

im eatin ice cweam

i am the pee when darkness is the field

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

It's not okay when those parts of the potato are all gone because they've reduced to a thick layer of mush on the keyboard

Darkness has that fetish

Justin Gomez
Justin Gomez

ew thats smelly

John Morales
John Morales

Have a better diet then

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

no i meant

ew f*tish

Sebastian Edwards
Sebastian Edwards

Same thing

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

I need to go shower before bed

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

Ew is in the eye of the beholder

Carter Morales
Carter Morales

But then what would I type with

Asher Evans
Asher Evans

y tho ;~;

Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

and im going to just be beholding hours of youtube tonight

Jeremiah Foster
Jeremiah Foster

yes go shower !!!!!

yeah and im beholding

bc drinky is stinky

Easton Ward
Easton Ward

You certainly seem eager for me to be wet and naked.

William Williams
William Williams

people are retarded

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

i do not

just go clean yourself here

*gives oatmeal honey soap*

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

Oatmeal and honey is food. It doesn't belong on the body.

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

And ur opinion has been filed accordingly

True

Owen Collins
Owen Collins

Hard chunks of mashed potatoes

David Hughes
David Hughes

yes it does stinker
it is a good soap. look it up.

okay thats respectable.

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

He gave me permission to post that, apparently it means something different from what I thin it does or something

Tyler Rivera
Tyler Rivera

*think

Brayden Foster
Brayden Foster

nuh i smell good i took a shower when i got home

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

mm
whatcha up to?

James Flores
James Flores

WHAT

YEAH but now youre drinky !!!!!!!!!

Samuel Rogers
Samuel Rogers

Animal fat as soap I can buy, Oatmeal and bee vomit is not clean.

Asher Hill
Asher Hill

No, it's you who are not understanding

Wyatt Ortiz
Wyatt Ortiz

and why is that

Jonathan Kelly
Jonathan Kelly

people love when i get drinked tho

Austin Collins
Austin Collins

Posting in the thread and listening to music

u?

He was the Holla Forums admin before Test : ^ )

There's a finite amount of hard potatoes and once they're all mashed onto the keyboard there's nothing left to type with

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

Oatmeal is for fiber, honey is for sex, fat is for soap.

Natural order.

Adrian Miller
Adrian Miller

So you just mash more potatoes

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

who ? i am people. i do not.

what a cool guy

this is disgusting go shower

Carson Hernandez
Carson Hernandez

Already did before last post.

Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker

you take short showers

Jose Sanders
Jose Sanders

Seems better to just kill a human and incorporate their hands into my form

And just be a mass of potatoes but with human hands

ur enabling him

Sebastian Morris
Sebastian Morris

No point in wasting water if I'm paying for it.

Luke Sanchez
Luke Sanchez

i am ?

well yeah i get it but i dunno
that was like
120 seconds

Samuel Ortiz
Samuel Ortiz

8 minutes.

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

OH i misinterpreted

8 minutes is a good time.

Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

S'alright

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

That's murder

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

usually if im not taking a shower to relax its about that long
if i wanna like. savor it its usually 15-20 min

Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

one of my brothers made a beat so we're trying to freestyle to it but we're drunk as helland we suck lol

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

Yeah he probably still lurks to stalk Smiles

See

Levi Richardson
Levi Richardson

Gross.

Wyatt Ramirez
Wyatt Ramirez

-is fortunate to live in one of the few places where water is still flat rate. Can take 20 minute showers every day!-

William Williams
William Williams

who ?

how

Evan Richardson
Evan Richardson

Wasteful

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

i should get socks like that

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

Yea I live surrounded by all the great lakes of michigan

is nice

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

Sure why not

Adrian Powell
Adrian Powell

i think those legs are smaller than mine

Bentley Evans
Bentley Evans

I thougth ebtter of you than that

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

Alrighty

Thomas Evans
Thomas Evans

-crosses his arms and looks the other way...totally isn't jealous you have more water than him. Because you don't!-

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

how big are your legs

Austin Morris
Austin Morris

Curious question.

Leo Morris
Leo Morris

everyone
It's a party when i'm lit

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

and with all the water comes constant humidity, when it's hot its wet, when its cold it cuts to your bones

Kevin Powell
Kevin Powell

Just takes practice, I think ^^

Our paragon of purity 😏

Don't be mean, she's a precious dark princess

Brody Perez
Brody Perez

😏

John Adams
John Adams

we're gonna be famous

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

Funny way to spell disgusting human being

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

i just wanna know pls answer ;-;

im a person and i disagree thus not "EVERYONE"

OH YEAH ??

Adam Torres
Adam Torres

happy birthday ^-^

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

whyy?

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

Butt why

Blake Cox
Blake Cox

-knows too well! Is tropical here many days in the summer- X_X

Thomas Morales
Thomas Morales

speak of the devil

Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

Technically that is within your potential

I can't take "disgusting" seriously as a concept

Just seems like an aggressive opinion word

That was sarcasm. I have sinned

Carson Myers
Carson Myers

NOT YET WE STILL HAVE 4 HOURS

BC i dont like being around drinky or drinky people

just curious nothing really

WOw the devil has arrived

disappointed in you....

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

Then again, I suppose there are things that you could say generally are naturally disgusting to Man, in his limited view of reality

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

I have an aggressive opinion of them

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

oh ok

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

oh hush

doing anything fun tomorrow?

Evan Diaz
Evan Diaz

-opens the door, walks into thread-

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

Sometimes sarcasm fits well though

It's just annoying when people think overusing it all the time makes them clever

I pretty much accept everyone

I'm the mercy of Satan

Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

is gonna happen
better get your autographs now

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

:(

Tyler Mitchell
Tyler Mitchell

((post legs))

no clue
probably eating dinner with family
i kind of dont want to see anyone LOL

like i was thinking about it and im like. i just wanna stay home and sit in thread/play games.

-open the door to my heart-

i agree
i used to be that person a while ago

Chase Powell
Chase Powell

Contempt is another good word to describe how I feel about them

John Jones
John Jones

just hang out with me n drink some tea pls. no stinky drinky.

Brandon Butler
Brandon Butler

Go for it.

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

best song ever youtube.com/watch?v=K9jdIawyCJ0

Luis Ortiz
Luis Ortiz

-engages in standard coming home chitchat-

Bentley Robinson
Bentley Robinson

Is this liliana nigger even legal?

Sebastian Green
Sebastian Green

NO i meant
youuuuu post legs pls.

-eat food-

Jeremiah Jones
Jeremiah Jones

No.

Mason Clark
Mason Clark

you're making me want beer even more now

Levi Williams
Levi Williams

got any long island?

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

Beer's good.

Jaxson Bailey
Jaxson Bailey

my fridge contains a supply of three different IPAs stepping from 5% to 7% to 9% abv so just borrow one

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

why not ! :c

no ? what is that.

Ethan Wood
Ethan Wood

if i was anywhere near you i would gladly accept free beer, appreciated if sincere

Alexander Reed
Alexander Reed

I don't take pictures of myself.

Kevin Evans
Kevin Evans

iced tea made with alcohols

Colton Rogers
Colton Rogers

whys that ?

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

-stares at portion size in shock-

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

can you find Bell's Two Hearted Ale anywhere near where you are?

Bentley White
Bentley White

Might be tempted to post them. So if no pictures exist, I can't post them.

Grayson Roberts
Grayson Roberts

easily, fridges are stuffed full of it, ive tried it once or twice but its a little bitter for my tastes.

i'd still accept it though.

Robert Mitchell
Robert Mitchell

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

i dont eat that much

uasbdfasbdf pls ;;

Hunter Morgan
Hunter Morgan

No.

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

Ever tried actually writing instead of just freestyling? ^^

I think I don't ever use it in a cunty way

She's one of my best internet friends

I thought you were watching eight hours of dog sex on Youtube

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

stop being a pleb plz

Andrew Brown
Andrew Brown

You sure like to dog about dog sex a lot lately.

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

Who the fuck likes thicc niggas ?

Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

yes

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

Two gross things don't make an ungross thing.

Luke Long
Luke Long

That's unfortunate

Sebastian Young
Sebastian Young

i cant convince you in any way ? even as a birthday gift ;-;

i try not to use it wrong ever

im not a pleb just bc im a straight edge :(

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Adrian Reyes
Adrian Reyes

the others i've got are sierra nevada standard ipa and voodoo ranger imperial. the secret to bitter beer is coldness

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

No.

Luis Stewart
Luis Stewart

thats the verb form of the word dog since you like english so much

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

3 gross things do though

yes

hello

You're into thicc black niggas ?

Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

only fags are straight edge

Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

id much prefer one of the other two tbh, i tried the voodoo ranger myself and it was very fruity! unexpected but delightful

Adrian Nelson
Adrian Nelson

ive also had the sierra nevada pale ale and it was good

Jack Long
Jack Long

Nyet

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

please i beg of u

rararararar

im not saying anything

:( sorry

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

Don't you know me well enough to know I'd shamelessly admit it if I liked the idea of dog sex

Make a SoundCloud

It's not, she's fun :3

I'd NEVER use SARCASM because I'M an INNOCENT little FLOWER boy : ^ ) )

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

it's k i still luv u

Nathan Jones
Nathan Jones

im deeply skeptical about people who purchase beer in six packs. you're spending $10 to either split it 3/3 with a friend, or (far more likely) drink four or five and have a very disappointing one or two beers left. if you intend to drink the entire six pack you might as well get a twelve pack because it's like $15 instead of $10.

Isaiah Howard
Isaiah Howard

i mean someone else already does it regularly, kind of wouldn't have the same shock value anyhow

Lincoln Cooper
Lincoln Cooper

not ready yet

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

:(( i know

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

ew

i'm gonna walk to the store

I'll show you some of my favorite artwork on the way

Benjamin Sullivan
Benjamin Sullivan

No.

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

k

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

Just pretend my last post was linked to you.

Adrian Baker
Adrian Baker

I'd still admit to it because I'm a real nigga

That's understandable ^^

If you know other people who do stuff like that, then just share it with them and receive constructive criticism until you're ready

Landon Campbell
Landon Campbell

ME TOO except girl

i luv u too kitty :3

ur so stubborn >.>

ill pretend ur gibbin me a kis for my bday

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

We have differing opinions on this matter

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

I am.

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

we just mess around lol

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

///<

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

what birthday are you having

Henry White
Henry White

I was about to this with something to the effect of "that was sarcasm," but if I think about it, it's more like post-sarcasm

Well she just tries to troll most people, so I can understand why they'd be annoyed, considering she's trying to be annoying

Reach for the stars

You're half black so u can be 2pac and Eminem in one

Jonathan Wilson
Jonathan Wilson

*about to reply to this

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

I'm SO clever BECAUSE i SAY the OPPOSITE of WHAT i MEAN : ^ )))))))))

Post-sarcasm

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

i hate tupac tho

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

i wonder why that is ?

hmmmmm...

*pets soft fur*

nine teeth

neo sarcasm

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

Why on earth

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

*purrpurrpurr*

Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

over rated
every rapper that was out during his time is better than him

Jonathan Jones
Jonathan Jones

i can understand

doing nothing is fun sometimes ^^

Nathaniel Perry
Nathaniel Perry

not the most exciting birthday but a very comfy one, potentially

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

Hi I'll have a double sarcasm w/ a side of fries

I think the main appeal of him is that his lyrics are so real

Haven't really heard others very much like that, other than maybe Biggie in some instances, and that's probably because Biggie was 2pac's underling at first

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

LYRIC KING - 2pac
BEAT KING - dre
GANGSTER KING - eazy e
DISS KING - ice cube
FLOW KING - biggie
WEED KING - snoop dogg

Elijah Rivera
Elijah Rivera

can i have a headpat

MAAAOOOWWW

yeah ive been busy too lately

yeah for sure

extra lettuce

Levi Peterson
Levi Peterson

Garlic aioli

Liam Miller
Liam Miller

aioloili

Hunter White
Hunter White

he's garbage
biggie is over rated too

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

whatcha been up to?

i've just been bored playing gta5 and eating pizza

Carson Peterson
Carson Peterson

o.o

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

pizza sounds pretty good right about now to be honest

Brandon Gray
Brandon Gray

if anyone still uses 4ch

Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

hi hi

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

y must u opine this way

Fucking Bebop

Aiden Torres
Aiden Torres

because retarded opinions piss me off

Jose James
Jose James

Nuh

Night

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

i have so many kyle-relevant images but no kyle to meme at

Henry Myers
Henry Myers

im sure he appreciates it anyways

Liam Hall
Liam Hall

ooooo thats tasty.

im playin league and then also hopping in and out of mom n dad's voice chat

ur such a cutei

nini stinky !! <3

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

behold

Hunter Powell
Hunter Powell

omg stop it your embarrassing me >//<

Jaxson Williams
Jaxson Williams

People like what they like; there are no right answers

Idk what it tastes like, I just like the word "aioli"

I mean, it sounds like something I've probably had on a burger or something at some point, but I don't remember

Angel Flores
Angel Flores

*squeezes your kitten cheeks to make your face look like a big fishie !!*

hee hee
such a CUTIE

Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

Don't worry i'm back

Jonathan White
Jonathan White

most of the people who say tupac is the best do not even listen to him and only know the songs he made that came on the radio
it's a fucking joke

Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

ow that hurts

save me from this bully

James Johnson
James Johnson

either on a burger or on a fish taco possibly

yaaaaay

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

aaaaaaaaa ;-; sowwy. didnt mean to harm u.

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

By doing what ?

bullying you myself ?

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

what will you do to make up for this

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

yes

Justin Martin
Justin Martin

hows your night ?

im not sure.... any ideas ? i'll do ALMOST whatever you ask.

Christian Smith
Christian Smith

I've listened to a ton of his stuff, but yeah people like that are silly

I should prob get an actual hot meal tonight; yesterday all I ate was weird breakfast cookies and pop tarts

I guess not buying food yesterday makes up for impulse buying "wolf pupy storys," though

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

But what if I don't feel like it ?

good

I like my night time walks

Luis Sullivan
Luis Sullivan

cheap nasty alcohol cold and ready to consume

Alexander Cruz
Alexander Cruz

dont tempt me .//.

Cooper Phillips
Cooper Phillips

i'll cry

Aiden Ramirez
Aiden Ramirez

when you're so lazy you even procrastinate on catching up with your youtube subs

Michael James
Michael James

biggie is better than tupac btw

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

sounds fun ^^

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

What could you possibly gain from me bullying you ?

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

i should make food i am pretty hungy

i should take a walk sometime. i havent in a while..

im not tempting you !! im just trying to help you out. i could give u a kis ?
hm.

it is fun !!

David Thompson
David Thompson

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

let's not get into that right now, kay?
just gimme

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

what kind?

Gabriel Nelson
Gabriel Nelson

gimme da bully bully gimme da bully bully

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
im feeling generous.

a big ol smooch right on the lips :3

Colton Garcia
Colton Garcia

In my travels, I discovered an ancient temple and went inside. Within it was a stone box. I opened the box and looked inside, and it was like I could see the matrix code of the universe, and I knew what opinions were objectively right, and which were objectively wrong

It's right there; the correct opinions written in the fabric of reality all around us, crying that Satania is best girl

Brandon Bennett
Brandon Bennett

ignore the kindness get the bully

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

the reminds me i havent seen more than 1/4th of Gabriel dropout

Oliver Thompson
Oliver Thompson

You could do it right now.

What are you embarrassed to say you get off to being bullied ?

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

oh my...

i am best girl

not embarrassed to say that

Michael Walker
Michael Walker

Then I don't see what the problem is.

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

I'd have to go get it from a place cause we don't have much here and I don't feel like it

That's not what the BOX of objectively true opinions said

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

im about to play games with the voice chat kids

i can do it later when everyones asleep and its like 2/3 am

i mean with lips as soft as yours...

YOU GIVE ME NO CHOICE
*mmmmwwwaaahhh*

go get a food

John Butler
John Butler

Later probably

Idk, there are nutrients here

Blake King
Blake King

Sounds fun.

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

you
being uncooperative

what did it say

omg >////<

Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

Lazy

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

Satania is best girl and Neko is a better rapper than any rapper whose name starts with "lil"

Joshua Peterson
Joshua Peterson

i'm the best rapper alive

Jacob Morgan
Jacob Morgan

And I don't see myself stopping anytime soon.

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

i'd like to file a complaint: i put in solid effort bullying you and you pretended to ignore it

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

fuuck

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

happy birthday liliana fellow

Isaac Russell
Isaac Russell

try harder

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

Post vocaroo

Pretending to ignore is an elite Holla Forums tactic

U need to evolve to thrive in this environment

TP on Wednesday

How

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

IM FREE BITCH

William Perry
William Perry

not ready yet

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

You're really missing out

How awful

Luke Rivera
Luke Rivera

Satania is best girl

NOT 👏 EVEN 👏 BEST 👏 GIRL 👏 IN 👏 HER 👏 SHOW

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

EAT

yeah ill smoke MY PIPE too
be all cool at night

hee hee. did that make up for it ?

i believe it

THANKS TP (its in a few hrs but hee hee tyty)

Noah Jones
Noah Jones

on wat

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

i liked gabriel more

ty you aways believed in me

Eli Nelson
Eli Nelson

Oh, break starts today? That makes sense

U should celebrate by getting drunk and harassing Gina

You post your rap and I'll post my edgy poetry and we'll overload the board

You can't argue with the BOX

I had a peanut butter and jelly bagel a few hours ago

Hudson Jones
Hudson Jones

ofc sweetums. hows your night ?

HOURS ? you gotta eat !!!

Nathan Cruz
Nathan Cruz

What kind of American logic is this

Isaiah Thomas
Isaiah Thomas

oh i figured that after the OP that it had been a few hours cause threads have been hella slow

maybe they'll pick up now that all the summerfags are around for the holidays though

nah i think imma avoid her tbh

but i am getting drunk

watching survivor finale lol

Brayden Barnes
Brayden Barnes

they will be overwhelmed by my #fierybarz

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

The world may never know what TP yelled through the floor

RIP

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

Are you a Hobbit ?

Pretty much everything

Nathaniel Jackson
Nathaniel Jackson

i kinda have a feeling

but like i might have been like half asleep

you know?

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

good as i told you im pretty drinked
i hope i finally get to drink that rum chata tonight

Evan Morgan
Evan Morgan

pls pls

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

OC like that could be good for the board

Challenge someone to a vocaroo rap battle

Lol, seems hard to yell if you're half asleep

Noah Hernandez
Noah Hernandez

Still waiting on a reason why.

Luis Gomez
Luis Gomez

after like 3/4 hours you are back to hungry
you should atleast eat a little snack like granola or somethin

they havent been that slow
theyve got a good pace to them

no i am not a hobbit

ewie EWIE drinky

bad stinky
drink water

Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

no one here has #barz except soto

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

why not???

Tyler Allen
Tyler Allen

water is for fags!

Thomas Rodriguez
Thomas Rodriguez

As you should, because she is best girl.

The box canonically says "only idiots get in this box" but some loser Photoshop'd it.

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

pls dont say that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Caleb Howard
Caleb Howard

i donno like my brother has night terrors where he just sits up and screams

it's hella scary

i kinda have a vague recollection of doing an asshole sarcastic schtick like

HEY LOOK AT ME BEING LOUD WITH LITTLE REGARD FOR MY NEIGHBOURS

the more i get back in the state the more it kinda makes sense

that is great news liliana

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

tp can i give u a hug
i feel like youd be warm

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

Unlucky

sure

yeah

I don't know what you're talking about anymore

but yes

John Myers
John Myers

she was perfect

plsssss

TP

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

Congrats to the OP who gets reminded every year that they are simply getting older, taking more steps towards their eventual death.

The older you get, the more you realize that you aren't as invincible or are in as good shape as you thought you were; you'll start to ache and grow cancers, develop health problems.

Contemplating suicide becomes a viable life option when you aren't really doing anything with it.

Aaron Carter
Aaron Carter

kitten do u want to lay on my bed or my lap ?

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

don't be stupid

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

C U C U M B E R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY !!! i've missed youuuuuuuuuu !! :3
its nice to see you. merry chrimmis !!

Levi Flores
Levi Flores

um.. both

Tyler Gutierrez
Tyler Gutierrez

sure but i think i might be highly contagious

might have ringworm lol

sup lil neko ;;

Ayden Sullivan
Ayden Sullivan

why would anyone want to be a hobbit ? its sorta cool. mostly bc of the homes but i would cut my feet off

Alexander Williams
Alexander Williams

I'm slightly hungry but it's okay to be hungry for a while

Him then

I mean the stone box of correct opinions

See

HEY LOOK AT ME BEING LOUD WITH LITTLE REGARD FOR MY NEIGHBOURS

Lmao

It was a Friday, though, so alcohol was probably involved

Andrew Torres
Andrew Torres

he left ;~;

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

oh for sure i was

as the kids say

lit af

Levi Hill
Levi Hill

Don't worry

i'm not

Landon Cooper
Landon Cooper

okay i can make that work !!
ill sit on my bed and you can move back and forth :3

i think its worth the risk. i'd rather die from giving someone a hug than live and not hug

smh eat some granola

Colton Reed
Colton Reed

yes, happy money-spending season.

I'm glad you were able to remember the nickname you'd given me after I had to prod your memory- seems it worked.

Do you retain dream memories like I do?

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

oh ringworm isn't fatal

you just like take antifungals

Oliver Phillips
Oliver Phillips

He'll be back

Weed tends to calm most people down :3

The starving children of Africa weep for my suffering

Elijah Rivera
Elijah Rivera

been drinking all day
i fell so good
how are you, my nigga?

Ian Gonzalez
Ian Gonzalez

Nah nah, ringworms are a key to a slim physique.

but if one ever dies you have to kind of take a fork and twist it out of your asshole like a rope.

Charles Moore
Charles Moore

bed and lap at the same time

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

Still is.

I think that box might have been trolling.

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

christmas spirit isnt about spending money u smelly

its about making cookies for those u love and spending time with them :3
and yeah i am also glad.

sometimes i do ? but i try not to. i dont usually enjoy dreaming

oh okay then even better

eat the children

BED AND LAP.
AT THE SAME TIME.
BED AND LAP.
AT THE SAME TIME.

soft kit
kis kit. mmmmmmmmmm

Christopher Taylor
Christopher Taylor

i was definitely smoking a lot

which added to the being lit af

Alexander Green
Alexander Green

too far in the future
we'll be riding hoverboard before then

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

duuuude

i just finished work for the year

you got me til the rest of the year

just hooked a quad

things are lookin nice here as well

you idiot ringworms aren't parasitic worms

you fucking idiot fuck

jk ilu ;;

where's my hug

hug bitch

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

yes pls

why is that tho?

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

hwy do you get the rest of the year off??

Kayden Long
Kayden Long

Well then, considering christmas spirit I'll give you some dreaming tips.
It really depends on the individual's subconscious so if you really have a lot up there that's repressed, you might end up with dreams that are traumatic - but keep in mind this is you, your brain; you're always trying to help you, your subconscious wants to make you better.

Bad dreams, and especially if the memories of them cross over into your consciousness, are something you need to spend a few minutes of your time on as soon as you wake up and rewind back into the dream memories to 'save' it and also think about it.

Distubring or scary dreams are a way to confront what really bothers you on a psychological level whether it's a fear of loss, or a fear of death itself.

Hunter Thomas
Hunter Thomas

Well, what are the kind that just chill out in your intestines and eat the food you give em?

Because those are what I was referring to.

Christian Thompson
Christian Thompson

i have two weeks for the year and most people save them til the end of the year

i didn't want to work when like it was a ghost town

Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

plus working on christmas is stupid

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

TAPE WORMS

IMBECILE

Elijah Thompson
Elijah Thompson

ah yeah that's better than brain parasites.

Colton Hernandez
Colton Hernandez

dude at my old job that i had for 10 years, i worked pretty much every holiday

my jam is like skipping most of the family obligation bullshit and enjoying the vacation

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

Just look at her.

Austin Campbell
Austin Campbell

NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

-hug hug- :3

-pets fur nice and soft. runs hands thru the fur-

its usually just like
otherworldly uncomfortable situations i'm put into that feel super uncanny and weird

and i just want to vomit
i dunno

Elijah Smith
Elijah Smith

Christmas for me just means extra money.

Extra traffic, seasonal work. Little stressful, but I can afford more alcohol and coast into tax season with a tiny bit of savings.

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