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nyew

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and now my grandma has to buy a new dryer

AND she's gonna buy him new shoes because his are shit

he's in his 60s like get it together man

Brother you don't need to turn me away
I was waiting down at the ancient gate

I think I have a date with a girl

Will it be getting sushi with Soto?

you think?

does she has a dick?

Some girl at my college likes me and other people are forcing me into it.

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I don't think so

Cross ur fingat

smash dat shit son

all I want for Christmas is konosuba season three

Vagina though

Overrated

well it seems like you don't like her

just brush her off

Those are p. solid

I'm not even 100% sure who it is

apparently they are a lot like me

nani the fuck

Introduce them to the thread and if they're enough like you this will take up the majority of their free time

This happened to me in October too

I don't enjoy it

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tell these niggas to fuck off

also wtf am i watching

Grim said the nigger word.

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Wow. I feel special now.

thief

I have

Michiko & Hatchin?

not bad

waddup squashieboi

gotta do it firmly

gimme the folder

My eyes are burning because allergies and pets.
Soon to bed.

One time I was dating someone when it happened too.

was it e-dating? edating doesnt count

allergies are fuckin ass I bet
im glad I dont have those

Is she a 24/7 shitposting machine?

I had half of it capped but i lost the new caps so there's only 4 episodes worth

ill take it

I live in waking agony.

Possibly

Possibly

gay

help me buy a tv for my place

Yeah I mean most of the time

I have dated more girls than guys though

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hi tsuchi^^

yayyy

it comes with a v chip
:O

perfect

it doesnt really matter
just do whatever makes you happy
(as long as ur not abusing someone)

But what if that makes me happy ?

It's also pink.

Well being magnetized for a second time was an interesting experience
Now I just wait to find out what horrible words they use to describe my brain
How is everypeople

Hola.

I'm going to bed.

enjoy

no wait

its pink!

perfect!

pink is gay

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gay gay gay

What's that for?

Cause I can~

there's a guy in this Bladerunner game who is the same voice as Jeff on Curb your enthusiasm

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Delicious

Makes me hungry.

how is it?

see?

i love it thank u

Homocide is bad, mmkay.

i just realized sunbeam are canadian batteries and feel dirty for using them now, i bet even canadian people don't use sunbeam batteries

i wanna finish it but the thought of recapping all those episodes again makes me want to stab babies

Hi revy long time

I kinda wanna stop watching but I can't look away

careful there, dani

This makes me want to learn how to be a butcher.
It's like an art

Butchers make good emone

You just love meat.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z-umVZ__74Q

Who doesn't love meat, you degenerate.
By the way you ignored me, so bah humbug.

Degenerates don't like meat, oddly enough.

emone?

anything very technical and difficult with room for mistakes and perfection like this is interesting

i don't watch south park

I responded like 15 minutes ago.

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lods of Emone

should start
it's literally the best

hello cuties
how is your nights

i just learned there was another guy who used sci as an internet handle and he was like a total loser and a fucking furry so...im not sci anymore. yikes!

btw hi smiles and cc(if it is the real cc) you are the coolest posting right now(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Eh

Veganism is degeneracy.

I'm watching the pig one right now.
It's a little morbid in nature, but super cool.

Here's a hint.
"Spikey Omen"

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what do we call a distasteful creature such as yourself then

True true, Vegetarian is one thing but being vegan is pure sin.

im sory to hear :(

but atleast. u can talk to me :^)

borinng
you?

But I work in five hours.

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>Spikey Omen
Is this about your dick again?

well i was hanging out with people
but then one started feeling bad so he and his gf
and my other friend left too bc sleepy

and while this was happening another person was texting me like
HEY WANNA COME PLAY DND
So i was like omg yes but
i was hoping that the two friends left would have left when everyone else did

nope
still here
we arent doing anything
and im not playing dnd and im a little sad

rekt

ban the man!

why don't you play with them??

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It's important to recognize these small facts of life. Identifying true degeneracy is what separates a citizen of God from the tinder around us.

Oh hey, user. Thanks for the complement. How are you?

No you complete retard.
It's obviously a puzzle!!

didn't seem like it. no thanks.

the "e" before mone is what threw me off. I could understand "lods of mone" but the E is just fabricated

hello my honey hello my baby hello my ragtime gaaaaaaaal

oh shit there's another?

I've been going through every video in this subreddit, lots of good stuff

reddit.com/r/ArtisanVideos/top/

youtube.com/watch?v=JtnsZ2JaKso

Have fun watching shit, then.

what was that thing you collected that i thought was really cool?

Theyre both bored and we've already done stuff all day but theyre like
still here

and like
We dont have a campaign of dnd to play over here
none of us dm and im the only one who plays it period

aaaaaaaa

I thought recognizing that we are all but degenerates in comparison to Gods will is what separated us from the other ilk. Also you need to eat more than one kind of meat sometimes too.

nuh

i wish i was an anime girl dangit

Comics? STD's? Beer bottles?

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kick them to the curb

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"stds"??? you take that back!
but actually yeah now im pretty sure i remember it was comics and now that i've remembered i kind of find it less cool, but it's still cool enough i'd say.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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i dont have it in me :(

Nuh

Nah Smiles got the good shit if I remember. Old Xmen

Do I need to bring up how many times in the last day or so you've used butchered English?

are they just sitting there doing nothing?

So they'd be a natural at butchering meat

are you like grimmy or something

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Yeah I totally get you that makes sense in a retarded sort of way yeah

The images in here are much nicer nowadays.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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yesssss we're sitting on couches playing with the dogs

NEZI WHO IS THAT ADORABLE RAINBOW-BRITE-ESQUE LOLI GIRL?

cats are better

google

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i actually cant tell if thats neko or cc
in either case, what the hell happened to xem?(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

it's neko and go kill yourself sci

What's google?

lol dude i think you banned the wrong guy
this isnt me (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

cc?

Alright night niggas

i would not post an image like that

I don't think I'm banned

I'm a bit disappointed that Sci doesn't seem to have changed at all

you got a ban tag on your post man!(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

nice

I am, thanks

how are you doing btw user?

sell your soul to Mei

the girl

oopsie

maybe I need to refresh, but I think I'm ok!

google-chan

google-tan

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what is it??

You bastard

im #1 so why try harder

Btw what do u do IRL now

he makes money servicing mcdonalds bathroom glory holes

just finished this one

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that's actually pretty neet

neat

what like uh neko said haha

clean

i agreeeewee u included

Hopefully he enjoys it

Too shy to answer? :3

I'm a NEET right now

Linked the wrong post but right person

im not sharing any personal info sorry!!!

ty :3
mines being retarded tho he keeps walking on my laptop
every time i stop paying attention to him he gets up and rubs against me and my shit and gets in the way

huh?

I saw yuri scarves today and thought about getting one for someone special.
It's too bad they're so far away.

Why not? We're all close friends of yours; we even know about the felony you committed

See

Meant to link your post about the gloryhole, lol

What the hecko is a yuri scarf?

getting a scarf for someone important?

Why not just mail it to them?

A scarf you give to your lesbian best friend.

So in my case I need one to send to Neko tbh

A pink scarf that fits two with the lettering that says "Purest form of Love."

you spread false info propaganda!! but it s like kind of cool though in a way

now I know how it feels talking to nezi

oh lol

i have never worn a scarf in my life

It's when two anime girls wrap one scarf around both of their necks

They're quite shy and don't want a pink scarf.

I'm not your lesbian best friend?

That sounds really GAY

So a regular scarf?????

Yes, and?

You are no longer a woman.

So you're saying you wouldn't wear my gift

What false info? I'm a real nigga

-pets u-

I guess

I just Googled "yuri scarf" and pics like that were what came up

Has anyone watched anything good this season?

Do it anyway, then

haha!

I'm sure you can find someone to yuri with

not if it's a scarf

*purrpurr*

Hopefully user hasn't sold out.
Where would one hide a 2m long scarf?

How do you feel about Ugg boots

youre just being confusing now

i like when girls wear them but you won't catch me in any

tru, tru...

Aight then I'm just getting yeezys

Just buy a box for it?

Unlucky.

Yes, and?

I bet if you Google "faget" pics of you will come up.

haHAA

I make beautiful yuri with Luka every night :^)

In some regards. At least you don't have periods anymore.

when you're watching a video filmed in japan and you recognize a song in the background

youtu.be/gmIwxqdwgrI?t=5m49s

RADWIMPS PogChamp

OH GOD
YOU JUST GAVE ME PTSD

Perhaps.
Where do you get your images?
Danbooru?
Pixiv?
Gelbooru?
Sankeku?

he just wan some luv x.x

Shit dude my bad. I forgot how serious periods are

Jordans

don't laugh at me :(

How was your day gurl

Not my fault if ur IQ is too low to keep up

I should make a Wish butt period calendar

I forgot what we're talking about.

Just reddit.

I am downloading as I go.

Are you two anons new or just not wearing a name?

I don't support michael jordan, space jam was a horrible movie.

But why?

Luka only goes for puri yuri.

No name.
I don't intend to stay long.
I thought I would steal some cute girls for my tumblr page.

le ugh tbh...

Because I want a large volume of decent art quickly.

Not looking for a specific show or anything

I give him more than enough and he won't leave me alone

i was carrying chunks of concrete that were at least 10 inches thick
super heavy shit I'm exhausted
How are you?

I need them tho

Do you even hoop nigga
you don't need no jordans

I'm just Cato

Oh word
Happy huntin'

Your forgot one in that reply.

You laughed at me first!

What even??

Uhh, I think we were finalizing a business deal for the acquisition of your company.

I-Is my yuri not puri enough?

How do I make it more puri?

somebody talk to me all my conversations died

I suppose so.
I found tumblr an easy way to get a bunch of relevant images.
Surprisingly, Deviantart is a great place too.

Hope you know French.

Imagine using sites that aren't pixiv in 2017

Yeah well, you had one "r" too many so who's laughing now?

sometimes i feel like im nezi...

reddit.com/r/awwnime/
is pretty easy tbh

how so?

Real people use Danbooru.

of course i do

copycat

there's no point in using anything else it has everything

I was born in that part and it was my first language.
I can't recall the last time I actually held a conversation in French other than spamming svp and mdr at people though.

I'm a pirate though, it's to be expected.

You're the cat here!

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Shit I don't.
Aight show me the ones you want

Real people aren't lazy

Howdy Partner

I don't think your yuri puri enough now

how dare you

blue or red ones

should I invest my time in watching the rest of the fate series?

Why were you doing that?

I'm good. I should maybe eat an actual meal soon

Monthly butt menstruation

-pets ur cotton tail-

(no homo btw)

Teach me how to become more yuri puri!

How dare I? How dare I what?

How dare I speak the truth?

I'm am currently in the place that you were born and I really want the world to end in a fiery death.

it's my job

A butt pirate, apparently.

Well, blue ain't bool, so you're definitely getting some red ones.

yes start lying

yay

How far in it are you right now?

I don't think I can

what did you do today Smiles?

hi erio

how's life

It looks like people follow the seasons when posting there

People don't menstruate out their butts though.

If it's MTL it doesn't count.
But you can want fiery death for arguably better reasons though.

I know this terminology from somewhere.

I don't remember what for though.

Okay, you're smart and cool.

Am I that much of a lost cause?

How yuri puri are you?

Unfortunately you're on the naughty list right now so you'll only get them if you're extra good the rest of the week.
RIP

Hi Smiles.

It's the same with /c/.
Any who, how are you user-kun?

I think it's supposed to be a pretty endearing term.
You should use it with your friends.

i hate you wish

why am i on the naughty list tho?

Montreal is really expensive and the people are mean and always make fun of me for speaking English.

Are you content with it?

Pretty good, being semi-nocturnal

You?

You are a person, stop dehumanizing urself

I have seen stay/night and the portion of apocrypha that is on netflix

You scratched up all the walls.

yes
I have gotten lots of raises since i started and we get to smoke if we want

I've been waking up at ~5pm and going to bed at ~9am

so I am in a similar boat ^^

maybe I'll just keep going until the schedule is reversed :3

why woud i do that?

pretty good.
I really need to make sure I do work tomorrow, though.

Nigga I dunno
Sounds like some cat shit I thought

Work?

pantsu

no
these little bastards fucked up all the blinds in my house
i'm so pissed

did you see those eye drop for lcd dry eyes adverts? those made me sad.

Yes, but who used to call people butt pirates?

Oh, you're telling lies too?

The rest of Quebec is far worse for pretentious French people.

You fkn wot m8

What about pantsu?

Smoke weed?

Getting to smoke cigarettes seems normal, so I'm not sure why you'd mention it, but getting to smoke weed seems weird for that kind of job :3

I've never smoked a bowl and then moved a bunch of cinderblocks

My times are just a few hours earlier

And yeah, that's usually what I do

Seems much harder to fix it by going to bed earlier

I'm not a liar

I need to send in the edits for a paper I'm on soon.

Let's jettison Quebec from Canada.

Dude, everyone named Wish has butt periods. It's normal; don't be embarrassed

Don't you gotta get them those things they dig their claws in

Yeah those are super dumb

I'm pretty sure only little middle school kids call each other that to be mean.

ur semi-colons suck!!

but frenchies

Blonde Ren is too cute.
Personally, I wish she wasn't stuck in a mobage.

Ren is just cute in general

Just so it's clear, I don't speak English, but a language based on it

Only I know the rules of this language and I assure you I make no mistakes; I take grammar very seriously

She's a bit too tsundere for me at times.
I watched the new Fate movie and I liked Sakura more.
But, I guess that's because she was shown the most.

yuh
either before or after a job
nothing like carrying rocks all day and then getting to smoke a nice fatty

they have one but they never use it
i wasted my money I shoulda got the bigger one

I am neither biased for or against tsun, to be honest.
What matters is how committed they can be, even though that isn't exactly the right word.

Sounds good

Doesn't being high make it harder to do the job, though?

just how long do we have to wait for the sequel to post-modernism?

Sci the kinda nigga to drop a convo but then post bait so u link him again

um. i don't know. pantsu

Lots of work mostly
after that just relaxing.
Now I'm playing overwatch.

I can't measure my own yuri puriness
It's a curse.

Watch Fate Zero and UBW because the Heavens feel just came out.
Also use the UTW translations.

There's only one type of anime trope that is acceptable.
youtu.be/KFI_Fl1sRWg?t=37

this is a fairly common phenomenon

rare meta-double-bait...

Fucking rip me

Make sure to buy one for yourself, too.
Are they very expensive?

Will do.

Need to fill up the time between seasons somehow.

I also have no idea what UBW and UTW are

I have no idea what is happening here

Wish is kind of nigga to ignore ur entrance post but then find some other reason to try to get your attention a few posts later, albeit without actually linking a post u made

Biggest lie in the thread.

That'd be giving them what they want though.

Good thing that's not my irl name irl :^)

Oh that makes sense.

It was probably Darwin trying to fit in with the middle school crew.

Oh yes, thank.

How do you measure yuri puriness?
Is it something I can learn?

You didn't watch Kaiba?
You'll have to watch it.

analyzing bait heuristics

Butt periods happen based on internet names only

thats just low. i have no idea what i can say here to make this conversation something worth continuing

not really
it's actually easier I'm less sore after I smoke and stuff is less stressful
there's a lot of annoying shit happening constantly and I get super pissed

?????????????????????????????????????

It's looking like more fate is in first.
Then spring anime and more grad school.

Darwin strikes again. Q

He's the scum of the earth

That makes sense

Except I didn't know smoking made people less sore

the good ones are $40-$60

not one

What is that cat from?

Drop Fate.
KnK and Extra were way Fate universes.

Well, versus some new blinds you oughta buy one sooner rather than later

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different weed does different stuff

Does that just mean I get randomly bitchy?

What's the Q for?

At least 300.

A mistake while pressing Shift+Tab to submit the post

jahy-sama won't be discouraged

yes
plus it's almost christmas i should get my kitties something nice

300 what?

i mean he might not be the scum of the earth, thats a hefty allegation

cat clothes!

holy shit i choked on my coffee

I mean, I liked stay/night and this newer one is pretty good.

In other news, I ran down the figure rabbit hole last night and there is an izetta figure coming out that I want to throw money at sooo bad
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Evening

I'll have to give it a look. She's super cute

that's animal abuse

Not if they're loose and non-constrictive
In fact I'm pretty sure that nekkid cats need clothes this time of year

my new waifu

You're a mistake! Q

300 lies told by you just this thread alone.

Holy shit I choked on my covfefe

morgen

nuh their fur is soft and warm

Cute.
I found a Chinese amazon knock-off that sells figmas for really cheap.
If you don't mind quality, give it a try.

why are you doing this to me ;~;

i could really use those drops right now to keep me going reading these boring awful posts which have nothing to do with me or my interests and therefore have no value

fine i was lying

sup

do they also sell working mechanical keyboards?

Good choice.
Fitts you very well

How's it going?

-pets u-

Yeah, I didn't know it could to that though

But I don't really know anything about different strains

I just buy what my dealer has and it's good stuff

It means your anus physically excretes blood once a month

It has to do with butt uterus lining, idk I don't remember health class

He lures innocent victims in with green bean poutine and then harvests their urine for nefarious purposes

Of course!
China has everything.

Well what else would cats need as a present

too early butstill gotta go in 14m kill me

neat

*orders a loli*

You can order a loli sex doll.
But good luck getting that past customs.

I think this was to me

I may have gone full weeb and actually want to buy from the real manufacturers for the investment.

Where are you going?

Please forgive me, it was an accident.

:3c

Deez nuts!
Ha, gottem!

kys

How u

Very rood

Must be on ur butt period

imagine being automatically invested in an internet community and the narratives of its members despite best intentions and better knowledge
thats le me

Ah, I know the feeling.
Everything is just so darn expensive it seems.

I will never forgive you fuck off

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what if theyre fellow degens

:angery:

read the thing you commented on how u?

I kind-of make my own money now, so I can afford it. Bit I spend the majority of it on EVE, so I will have to figure something out.

what heroes do you like to play?

why?

mmhm
you sorta become a snob when you can choose between what kind of strains you want
everyone around here always has the same shit and it's annoying
especially when they try to overcharge for it and it's something literally everyone in the city has

The cat toys

ok evry1 h8s me now

later nerds

hmph
don't catfaic me

ded.

Thank God that loser's gone

Because cats and cute lolis are kinda your thing
I enjoy it

Good news.
Good night user-kun.

You and Rin would have been a good OTP but u let the chance slide through ur fingers

hmm I guess so

enjoy day!

same

eww

I think that's why I never allowed myself to care in the first place

I luv u

RUDE

bards the only good one hounestly

Sleep well

If I like looking at it, I ain't gonna complain

i thought it was fair to update you that im now about to watch a film at the dnd friend's house !!!

liliana win hee hee

i just got sick of getting ripped off

hewwo friends

havin fun?

ty

Evening, Sinni

mhmm !!
im gonna hop off my phone for a bit

nini if i dont see u again before bed !!

I've been pretty lucky with dealers; never really had a bad one overall

How u

No work tonight?

kay
enjoy your time with your friends

So what're you up to?

wait wtf test is a brony???

haha btfo dude

by me

tan demon loli kitty girl manga
what's the title?

nvm GO time!
bye

arigatou gozaimasu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^-^

you mean like chinese go?

good ones are hard to find here ;~;

Rin is an upstanding young gentlewoman

what are you desu or something?

watching tv before bed

How are you doin, friend?

nop, work tomorrow night tho.

Not ready to go back qq

sinni the new old sci question mark question mark

what's on?

pretty good, just relaxing and reading the manga that Neko is posting.
It's good shit.

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Unlimited Blade Works
It's also on netflix
UTW (Unlimited Translation Works) is a group of fans that sub the fate animes

I don't think there is a way to measure, just vague feelings.

Roadhog
Soldier
DVA
Lately

south park

how am I sci ??!?

sounds nice!
Watching an anime by the dude who made bebop, It's machiko and hatchin I think??

with george and mike :)

is sinni just sci pretending to be new?

It makes sense that weed dealers would tend to be bad in general

Just focus on enjoying your time off ^^

I'm not Sci :(((

yee that's what I'm trying to do

mostly the mexican and black ones

face the fact that that ive made all of the top 5 posts in this thread maybe even top 10

Yes

ah. It's a plan, then!

How've you been doing?

Are the new seasons good?

ooh, tell me how that goes.

Which one is Mike?

Since u don't really know her, u should address her as "sinnimon roll," her formal name

What are you going to do tonight? ^^

I think mine is an Indian and he's mostly good

Michael? idk his internet naimu
george's bf, suber cool.

and the anime is really cool! the dude who made bebop and champloo yet again can't make a bad amine.

hunt probably >:v)

yuh i finally made it to the newest one i'm almost at the end

never met an indian plug before

listening to corn is soothing

narcs will smoke with you tho

nothing looks good

oh ye, it's really good, the girls are cute too :)

i wonder what those "pop" sounds are exactly(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

This is one of the best seasons there's been in a while. Ancient Magus' bride is a good place to start.

Cute girls are good!

am back

yes they are!!

Keeping to myself mostly.
Getting into pointless arguments also.
Don't know why.

The corn tower is in a continual process of stretching, breaking, and repairing

nyew

I guess he just decided I wasn't one

I got high out of my mind too cause I hadn't smoked in like a year