♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥ I am Thirsty for Trap cocks Edition

David Morris
David Morris

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

I am Thirsty for Trap cocks Edition

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Angel Wood
Angel Wood

tell bebop to vape all the oxygen

Levi Long
Levi Long

just you and me here scoots -blushes-

Michael Reed
Michael Reed

reposting for new thread:

5:04 PM - Bebop: do you think you can vape oxygen

Daniel White
Daniel White

-distress-

Hunter White
Hunter White

there's no need. the hard reality of the people here would make a more compelling story. understanding why the people who are still here, are still here.

David Peterson
David Peterson

oxygen is something you would need to get out of a vapor form to vaporize, tell him i said jews are supposed to be smart

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

Bebop says he bets u don't even know liquid oxygen exists

Isaac Roberts
Isaac Roberts

Why not make that a project, sounds compelling.

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

I vaped a ham once.

VapeHam

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

this is a uniquely compelling form of interaction. im imagining someone pitching it to me:
"yeah its like chat but slower, also you can post images"

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

lili gave me a cute manga and a ton of delicious cookies ^-^

he's too sweet~

Owen Jackson
Owen Jackson

Did I tell you it snowed here Sunday? All day. I'd have taken pictures but my phone was dead. It was really perfect.

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

i miss konosuba a lot, and now you remember how much you feel the saaaaame way

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

Ended up with pork rind lung.

Call me Smucker's, 'cause I'm jelly! It's kinda cool here today, but if you stand in the sun for a moment ya get hot.

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

Cute

That sounds haram

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

bebop is a basic bitch, you could condense oxygen into a solid with enough pressure

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

-wheels in the tea cart and hands u an edible oxygen cube crumpet-

Christopher Sullivan
Christopher Sullivan

i 8 even had my tea yet though

Isaac Myers
Isaac Myers

-leaves no tea for S4H because they are a whiny faggot-

William Butler
William Butler

Give T

Jason Foster
Jason Foster

-hands u liquid oxygen tea-

Enjoy ; ^ )

Ian Young
Ian Young

you guys are both v cute and sweet

Justin Bell
Justin Bell

No haram, no fowl.

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

ye he's pretty cute

Jace Williams
Jace Williams

Only thing fowl here is THE duckies on YT

Andrew Martinez
Andrew Martinez

imagine how soon we're going to be in our fourties

Leo Price
Leo Price

How can one even drink tea with socks for hands

Sounds like pretty floppy hands

-hands u p t-

Angel Peterson
Angel Peterson

You always say T is gross..

Joseph Harris
Joseph Harris

he's going to spill it everywhere and make our poor maid clean it up

Christopher Gomez
Christopher Gomez

be careful not to get sunburned.

Gavin Wood
Gavin Wood

Yeah, but whose pee?

Christian James
Christian James

i actually drink via absorbtion

Elijah Watson
Elijah Watson

i feel bad tho cause he had to drive an hour to meet me and my present for him hasn't even arrived yet ;w;

William Morris
William Morris

Tea is gross. I want a giant letter T.

Isaac Allen
Isaac Allen

T for what?

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

He can't resist it

All of our pee tea comes from locally sourced underaged boys

I guess you always have soggy hands for a while after drinking

Christopher Edwards
Christopher Edwards

T for titanium!

No thanks!

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

the way the gradient works it actually pulls the liquid and dries quite rapidly

Joshua Myers
Joshua Myers

Would you prefer middle aged man pee?

Charles Cook
Charles Cook

Evolution is crazy

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

I'm titanium

Landon Phillips
Landon Phillips

Well it'd have to be a very specific middle aged man.

Also define middle aged.

Juan Jones
Juan Jones

titanium dong

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

-opens up competitive stand across street from erio's pee stand, adds sign that says "sourced from non-local underaged girls"-

Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

girl pee
2017

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

you posers dont even go septic tank diving

Julian Collins
Julian Collins

How come lili met with Nezi but not me

am i not good enough

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

Wish wants to drink man piss

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

Old enough to have ERP'd more underage boys than we can possibly imagine

Justin Diaz
Justin Diaz

It is not Darwin's pee, no.

Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

They live near each other

plus you are a grad A asshole, so

Gavin Powell
Gavin Powell

Nezi and Lili are having hard anal sex right now

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

Quack!

My face melted off and now I look like an old candle.

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

Ban and Scootaloo are having hard anal sex right now

Jack Wilson
Jack Wilson

2017 is crazy

Why didn't he admit to liking pee back when I was meme-ing about it? He left me to fight the pee battle on my own

Oh well it's his meme now

What specific middle aged man did you mean then??

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

can i use your wax to burn myself

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

-squeeeeeaks! and hurries after the tea cart!-

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

I put up decorations in hosue today... well, someone else did, i came from work and WOO TREE

I told him to bite the pillow, he didnt listen

Samuel Lewis
Samuel Lewis

They finally went to Hot Dog Heaven?

Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

秘密

Elijah Fisher
Elijah Fisher

rippy ;; what did u get he? christmas gift?

Eli Rodriguez
Eli Rodriguez

Pee and Wish are having hard anal sex right now

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

I mean, there's a difference between being ironically autistic and being legitimately handicapped like you

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

Coffee > Tea

fight me

Evan Diaz
Evan Diaz

yo whats up ?

I don't even know

Logan Allen
Logan Allen

yeah I got him a christmas gift but it's still shipping to my house

we got chicago style hot dogs, they were really good :3

Mason Fisher
Mason Fisher

loco, your words don't leave me, and you keep choosing to say awful shit, like I'm an autistic voldemort.

you've given several reasons you say explain how you are to me. you pretty much think anything goes when it comes to being shit to me, because you think I'm a pseudointellectual loser that has wronged you and Sabrina. you say because I wronged you and Sabrina, pretty much anything you have to say about me, I deserve. I don't think you actually care whether I wronged you or not. some part of you clearly enjoys calling me these things, coming up with such clever awful things to say to me.

it sucks. it really sucks, and I don't know what to do. do you want an apology? do you really think I owe Sabrina some apology, since you're saying part of the reason you're shit to me is because I wronged her? do you think I need to prove something to you, if so, what? if I told you I sincerely and honestly considered your criticisms for days and weeks on end, evaluated myself, checked my mirrors for flaws, would that change what you say?

maybe you only ever gave a passing thought to the words you called me.
but I've given them so much thought. I wouldn't want you to think I was being shallow.

Gabriel Richardson
Gabriel Richardson

you keep choosing to say awful shit, like I'm an autistic voldemort.

i'm not reading past this sentence because it is too silly.

Juan Collins
Juan Collins

Cappuccino > Coffee > Tea

fight me

Yo 安心

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

loco, your words don't leave me, and you keep choosing to say awful shit, like I'm an autistic voldemort.

you've given several reasons you say explain how you are to me. you pretty much think anything goes when it comes to being shit to me, because you think I'm a pseudointellectual loser that has wronged you and Sabrina. you say because I wronged you and Sabrina, pretty much anything you have to say about me, I deserve. I don't think you actually care whether I wronged you or not. some part of you clearly enjoys calling me these things, coming up with such clever awful things to say to me.

it sucks. it really sucks, and I don't know what to do. do you want an apology? do you really think I owe Sabrina some apology, since you're saying part of the reason you're shit to me is because I wronged her? do you think I need to prove something to you, if so, what? if I told you I sincerely and honestly considered your criticisms for days and weeks on end, evaluated myself, checked my mirrors for flaws, would that change what you say?

maybe you only ever gave a passing thought to the words you called me.

but I've given them so much thought. I wouldn't want you to think I was being shallow.

Jayden Bailey
Jayden Bailey

-looks at you, tears welling up in his eyes and a quiver to his lowe rlip-

William Lopez
William Lopez

please read it. it doesn't go away just because you pretend it doesn't exist.

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

loco, your words don't leave me, and you keep choosing to say awful shit, like I'm an autistic voldemort.

you've given several reasons you say explain how you are to me. you pretty much think anything goes when it comes to being shit to me, because you think I'm a pseudointellectual loser that has wronged you and Sabrina. you say because I wronged you and Sabrina, pretty much anything you have to say about me, I deserve. I don't think you actually care whether I wronged you or not. some part of you clearly enjoys calling me these things, coming up with such clever awful things to say to me.

it sucks. it really sucks, and I don't know what to do. do you want an apology? do you really think I owe Sabrina some apology, since you're saying part of the reason you're shit to me is because I wronged her? do you think I need to prove something to you, if so, what? if I told you I sincerely and honestly considered your criticisms for days and weeks on end, evaluated myself, checked my mirrors for flaws, would that change what you say?

maybe you only ever gave a passing thought to the words you called me.

but I've given them so much thought. I wouldn't want you to think I was being shallow.

Dylan Cox
Dylan Cox

i can't believe you sat there and thought typing that was a good fucking idea holy shit

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

loco, your words don't leave me, and you keep choosing to say awful shit, like I'm an autistic voldemort.

you've given several reasons you say explain how you are to me. you pretty much think anything goes when it comes to being shit to me, because you think I'm a pseudointellectual loser that has wronged you and Sabrina. you say because I wronged you and Sabrina, pretty much anything you have to say about me, I deserve. I don't think you actually care whether I wronged you or not. some part of you clearly enjoys calling me these things, coming up with such clever awful things to say to me.

it sucks. it really sucks, and I don't know what to do. do you want an apology? do you really think I owe Sabrina some apology, since you're saying part of the reason you're shit to me is because I wronged her? do you think I need to prove something to you, if so, what? if I told you I sincerely and honestly considered your criticisms for days and weeks on end, evaluated myself, checked my mirrors for flaws, would that change what you say?

maybe you only ever gave a passing thought to the words you called me.

but I've given them so much thought. I wouldn't want you to think I was being shallow.

Jacob Moore
Jacob Moore

Didn't know you were into binding until today

Kinky

Your computers teacher

I've been waiting for that meme to manifest

Nice

You're with him right now? Someone said so

James Nelson
James Nelson

I took an oath to do no haram.

What if mama and papa got home and said they had no clue where the tree came from, then someone screamed and the screen went black?

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

Fake news

Robert White
Robert White

Then i would be dead. And you happy.

Julian Diaz
Julian Diaz

stfu Neru

I dunno man, cappus are too thicc for my tastes

*kisses you*

John Howard
John Howard

your hot candle wax will keep me warm this wintry night

Oliver Gutierrez
Oliver Gutierrez

Why you gotta do this ?

Hes gonna pee in her butt

Nathaniel Morgan
Nathaniel Morgan

A wonderful, serious Imperial IPA not for the faint of heart (if you're gay ...move on. This one has "huevos" and will kick your ass .... pink and powdered or not :D ). It comes on strong, demands your attention, and will leave you breathless. It is what I consider the "PERFECT ....beer!!!!" Period. It is hoppy, true, but you cannot get a serious "non-beginner's beer" without SOME hoppiness. So if it is too hoppy ..."BOO-HOO". The beer is the closest to perfect I have been able to find. In fact, even their lower octane Fat Tire brew is almost close to being perfect. It is a magnificent effort, and I have some in my fridge right now. But Voodoo Ranger Imperial quaffs all comers ... defeats all challengers ... and is ...plainly ... as good as it gets.

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

How many people are there in the world who you'd actually let pee on you?

That would be legendary

Lucas Morales
Lucas Morales

do you only type what you think would be a good idea to type? seems a little dishonest.

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

Why are you cheating on Angel with Sonata?

Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

no we just had lunch real quick
I'm home now and he'll be home soon

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

Sometimes being a faggot isn't an option.

Andrew Richardson
Andrew Richardson

do you only say what you think would be a good idea to say?

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

You know that's not true, you doofus. I'd only be happy if I was the killer tree, and I'm not a killer tree. I've never been a killer tree. I'll never be a killer tree. Nothing you can say will change that. Do I regret never having been a killer tree? It's hard to say. But I don't dwell on it and neither should you.

But it's gonna make you all crusty.

Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson

Yeah man

Killer

Wyatt Cruz
Wyatt Cruz

which animus poster is most likely a serial killer?

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

no you are definitely all the later variant, and there is no such thing as ironic autism, you are retarded for even suggesting it

Jason White
Jason White

oh yeah, jack

Connor Hall
Connor Hall

Titanium puss!

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

It's a harem you nerd, get it right

I mean if you're jealous I can always make room for one more

John Diaz
John Diaz

Because you're a woman.

Just a single person other than myself.

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

I'm already crusty.

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

I mean, not everyone spends 45minutes typing and shit.

But you are a killer queen, yas qwueen, slay

I would initially say kanra... But it would have to be me.

Jose Davis
Jose Davis

Lewd as heck.

Nobody wants to be in a harem.

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

It is because I am a classic sociopath.

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

How many more dates before u make a move

Totally

Sinni

So you have a crush on a specific middle aged guy and it's not Darwin

🤔

Jackson White
Jackson White

Eeeeeeew, haha, gross. :3

Brat-like agility
Dyno-Mite wiff a lazah breen

Angel Hernandez
Angel Hernandez

I can't believe you're deflecting harder than Genji

Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

I have a boy penis

totally killer

exactly what I was thinking

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

BD never even thought to vape liquid oxygen and he thinks he's smart

Jackson Jackson
Jackson Jackson

I just meant I am a crass meany worn bitter by the winds of pain.

don't know what you were thinking of.

Wyatt Sanders
Wyatt Sanders

Well definite middle aged.

It's below 30 so :^)

But you also have girl parts.

It's true though!

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

-squeaks?-

0.o

-is not cheating! and hides behind you-

Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

I have a female ballsack

Kevin Peterson
Kevin Peterson

Why are you fucking Soto then?

Me too

Gavin Reed
Gavin Reed

You're so fickle!

You're a crusty chicken pot pie.

Julian Sanders
Julian Sanders

i cant believe you didnt know everyone here is literally retarded

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

Don't ruin my dreams like that fam

^W^

Camden Foster
Camden Foster

So what if I am! Sue me!

Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

crusty on the outside

but warm on the inside

and full of gravy

Jacob Miller
Jacob Miller

Mine is broke I think

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

i think about what would be smart/good to say and then i say the opposite because life is more entertaining like that

Jayden Stewart
Jayden Stewart

Sorry fam :3

Broke how?

Nolan Bennett
Nolan Bennett

Yeah stellar dude

Is it someone u know IRL

do u consider urself obsessed

Isaac Martin
Isaac Martin

Of course not, I know anyone irl :^)

Eli Davis
Eli Davis

is that why you want knotted cock in your mouth

Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

+don't

Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

You have teachers, though : ^ )

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

Imagine... Being DISINGENUOUS and faking a response to MAKE yourself look SMART.

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

Let's go on Judge Judy and get yelled at!

That sounds good right about now.

Jayden Jenkins
Jayden Jenkins

Oh tru, but still no

Leo Smith
Leo Smith

It's cute how u already have another crush

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

Hopefully he's not just some cheap rebound

Kevin Roberts
Kevin Roberts

;_; -isn't-

-does like tea an awful lot-

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

Why not just yell at my ballsack. Cut out the middlewoman.

Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

psst

take a bite out of me.

Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

of course, if loco chooses to just be shit, and ignore me when I ask him,

that doesn't mean he's not shit, it just means he knows he can get away with it.

when he looks in a mirror, he probably sees an insecure, artsy, funny, smart, cute person.

he won't for a second think he's made my life worse with his words.

but I'm being honest. he has made my life worse. you can say it's my fault for listening, but who here actually has the conviction and self-determination to ignore someone being shit to them? not sure how I'll get over this. but I've thought at length and very carefully about myself, and what others say about me. and there's plenty of unwarranted, hurtful shit that's thrown around with flimsy justifications.

in the end, I suppose it doesn't matter. I want to be a good person, and okay enough to get over low moments. but I think I've spent a little too much time playing the words of others over in my head. he could say he takes it all back, or some of it back, and it'd make things just a little easier to deal with. the fact he refuses to doesn't say much. but I don't know why he refuses to. he feels it'd be giving me what I want, so the more I want him to take back the things he's said, the more he doubles-down on the existing sht things he's said, and says new shit too with flimsy justifications.

tldr; someone said mean things to me over the internet, it made me feel really sad and especially confused, and that person still exists , and idk how to deal

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

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Aaron Sanders
Aaron Sanders

no thats because asphyxiation is hot

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

Why don't you ever post a pic where you can see the pussy

Be like Loodz and post the good stuff

Brayden Stewart
Brayden Stewart

another

It's still the same one though..

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

wE SHOULD FUCK AND MAKE HIM JEALOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Noah Torres
Noah Torres

Its looks and feels male but its female

Stellar lotus

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

jesus christ, im pretty sure bite reflex would kick in at that point

no wait not taking this any farther

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

Because I try to keep my nudity tasteful :^)

Well yeah, you're a girl after all.

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

You really wanna be talkin' like that when Jesus comes back?

What could go wrong?

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

who here actually has the conviction and self-determination to ignore someone being shit to them?

Who indeed, so I'm filtering you. So please stop posting these because I won't see them anyway.

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Colton Cook
Colton Cook

Nothing about you is tasteful

Easton Barnes
Easton Barnes

Yes. because I no longer want to exist in this universe and being sent to the nether would be a relief.

Dylan Murphy
Dylan Murphy

😏

What kind of meme remix is this

I thought you broke up

Radical railroad

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

I could die. But, you could get savory pie.

Go for it.

Connor Perez
Connor Perez

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

jk tho I'd still kiss you even if you taste like acid reflux

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

because of how you talk about him, I feel I have to be extra clear when I make my points.

I don't hate him. I don't hate his entire being. I don't even really know who he is.

given what I do know, I think he feels that he's doing the right thing by saying cleverly shit things to me.

I think he enjoys how he can make other people feel worse, and because it's Kanra, he gives himself a free pass.

you being vague and constantly vicious towards him diminishes anything I have to say by comparison, and I don't like that.

Isaac Martin
Isaac Martin

Gross

Ian Morris
Ian Morris

Space trailerking

Isaiah Nguyen
Isaiah Nguyen

Sup y'all?

Chase James
Chase James

the ultimate WishMix

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

Yeah, this place is pretty effed up. But Christmas trees are nice.

Isn't that cannonballism?

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

-headtilts- o.o

Jayden King
Jayden King

Just have other guys pee on you until you forget him

Penile peninsula

Hey, how're you? ^^

Nice

I think two-thirds of that was pony stuff though

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

i think it's vore

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

That's not what I was getting at.

Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell

Hihi Erio~

I'm good. Post-work schmokan'

Whatchu up to? Thanks again for the folder link btw^^

Gavin Kelly
Gavin Kelly

It's thursday lewd

Grayson Turner
Grayson Turner

dude you're really asking if you think I can keep this up

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

knot my thrussy daddy

Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

PICS OF XMAS TREE

Connor Long
Connor Long

bye tho

Christopher Howard
Christopher Howard

fopr the record, THE BEATLES SUCK

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

you'd get people called on you for doing bad things to animals tho

Juan Evans
Juan Evans

i iii ii i ii i am home ^-^

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

Reminder, hating loco is natural

Connor Murphy
Connor Murphy

thank you for cookies and cute manga book c:

peanut butter cookie was the best :3

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

Do u enjoy acting confused

Oh, you got back together already

Everything going alright?

Smoking weed and shitposting

I think it's time to open my windows again and bring some more cold air into the room

And no problem ^^

I'm just typing what comes to mind because back in my day in like 2011 we just kept replying to people and didn't stop so basically I'm conditioned to not drop any convos most of the time

Bye precious piss kitten

Had a good time?

Henry Gray
Henry Gray

This is how Goggles and Dags fish

Isaac Kelly
Isaac Kelly

i hope there was sperm baked into those cookies

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

oooo peanut butter. good choice !! (my personal favorites are the christmas frosted onws ^_~)

lemme know what u think of the MANGA !!! it looks fun

yeah it was really tasty chicago dog yum yum i can still taste it

ewwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

not in like,
alabama or something
i know there's a state u can fuck animals in

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

I could do that for a long time

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

That's only if you get off to it.

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

Tasty weiners are great

I personally like a nice big kraut weiner

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

Cya loserrrr

Leo Cox
Leo Cox

there's actually a lot of states you can fuck animals in, i know this because it was famously more legal than gay marriage only recently

Landon Martin
Landon Martin

I can until I get distracted by something and leave the thread altogether

Jose Ramirez
Jose Ramirez

-IS confused- :<

John Morris
John Morris

my pubg clip featured on kotaku.com
ex dee

it's pretty silly so far, I'll let you know how it was when I'm done ~

Justin Wilson
Justin Wilson

Done plenty of research on the subject? : ^ )

What's your Discord then

Elijah Hughes
Elijah Hughes

I honestly still think that the only reason he is the way he is to me, is because I deserve it. at least I know that he genuinely thinks I deserve it, and I don't think he thinks he's doing anything wrong. if he knows he's doing something wrong, and he knows the effects of his words, then I can have the conviction of knowing he set out to make my life worse, and that actually makes him much easier to deal with. but for now, he's playing dumb, and I have to make sure I'm not.

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

i just like chicago dog and then also ketchup by itself

Landon Butler
Landon Butler

vore it is then

Ryan Long
Ryan Long

famously, more legal

Samuel Sanders
Samuel Sanders

OKIE DONK

Asher Rivera
Asher Rivera

How long will that take ?

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

I dunno dear. Its complicated.

Aiden Morgan
Aiden Morgan

Scoob, I'll get ya one when I get home. But don't be mad, 'cause we didn't put up a big tree this year. Just a tiny tabletop one.

How did we get here?

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

Sonata_Blue#3600

John Lewis
John Lewis

nah, I'll give one last sincere attempt. later.

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

All roads lead to fetishism in my brain. I'm sorry.

Ryder Gutierrez
Ryder Gutierrez

Look. That aint gonna make me mad,.
xmas tree is xmas tree
i love christmas
almost as much as I love crossdressing twinks

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

Sabby~

Aiden Watson
Aiden Watson

whichmst clip

Josiah Howard
Josiah Howard

It's ok. I'm going to have some nice peppermint tea. Would you like some?

Hawt.

Hi Maddie! What'cha doin'?

Aaron Ramirez
Aaron Ramirez

Especially if they are reading this

Wyatt Hill
Wyatt Hill

Chili dogs are great imo

(There's no pun in this one; it's just an opinion (though the other one was a real opinion too))

This is the first I've heard of that, but I'm not a dogcock enthusiast, so...

That's unpredictable

People need to get better at analyzing the literature that is my posts

William Brown
William Brown

Nothin much. Waiting for my roomie to get out of work cause I had the car today so I have to scoop him.

How have you been?

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

I DONT like chili :(

Levi Ross
Levi Ross

yes please. And then pour it over my hand and tell me I deserve to be punished.

Or in a cup is fine too.

am not

Nathan Rivera
Nathan Rivera

Chili dogs are for going fast tho

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

scoot im taking away your sociopath card

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

Why not?

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

giant.gfycat.com/AnnualGloriousHylaeosaurus.webm

Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

see

the

WHY NOT

part

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

🤠

I liked chili dogs before I knew Sonic said it was cool

At least I think so

There's a great chili dog place downtown here; idk how young I was the first time I went to it

ID: c0de89

Lewd

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=89

Evan Sanders
Evan Sanders

lmao 89

Gabriel Fisher
Gabriel Fisher

that's stupid

Ayden Reed
Ayden Reed

-compiles your posts into a single volume and writes a forward about his analytical method, mostly consisting of various squeaks and drawings of tea and kitties in blue crayon-

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

I am going to start reading psychology and then I can be the BIGGEST boi here

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

Ooo lala!

Uh oh. How long are you stuck there?
I've been mostly ok, except I can't seem to sleep very well. But I've been having really weird and interesting dreams when I do get some sleep, so there's that. In one dream, I was in this giant chopstick shop trying to find the perfect pair. It was incredibly vivid.

Balance the cup on your head while I pour it! :D

Kayden Morgan
Kayden Morgan

Then ur ID is stupid

I was really allergic to cats when I was younger but I think the allergy may have gone away, cause I didn't really have problems with playing with stray cats in Beijing

Though I seem to get itchy where they lick me

-huggu-

Some psychological manipulation is fine, but keep it classy, keep it sexy

Connor Robinson
Connor Robinson

I know this kinda thing is your Jam.
Also, what would you like for Christmas

For getting nudes? Damn right.

Daniel Campbell
Daniel Campbell

Oh, no, I'm at home haha.

That's too bad :( But dreams like that are always fun I guess haha.

Glad you're doing well Sabs <3

No ur stupid!! >_<

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

How's your progress on getting Liliana nudes?

-hugs warmly- :3

Wyatt James
Wyatt James

<3

Leo Hernandez
Leo Hernandez

my hair is too poofy this isn't a fair thing to ask of me

Charles Mitchell
Charles Mitchell

Now the whole trinity of my main avatars is here

How u

I'm so high the cold air feels like velvet sex on my body

Josiah Nguyen
Josiah Nguyen

my hai gets super poofy when its longer and theres nothing i can do about it

Jaxon Fisher
Jaxon Fisher

hair*

Luis Ward
Luis Ward

omg .//.

I love velvet. I have a velvet hoody lol

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

Woah, that is too lewd!

Easton Lee
Easton Lee

I want a warm nap. I'm not even joking.

Oooh, cool. I thought maybe you were sittin' in some cold lobby waiting for the roomie. I'm glad you're comfy at home. Also, ILU!

Balance on the sole of one foot. You may choose the foot. Didi mao!

Nolan Hill
Nolan Hill

-warns you that what you are allergic to is not their dander, like most people think. It's the proteins on their fur from their saliva. Short hair cats have less of this and tend to shed less so you would have a lesser reaction to them. Unfortunately, these proteins inevitably build up in your house. Has lived with cats all his life and gets welts where they lick him, too-

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

Don't say that if you don't mean it, b-baka~

Luke Lee
Luke Lee

lil do you wanna know what your gift is or do you want it to be a secret? :3

Nathaniel White
Nathaniel White

I had a warm nap, after a lavender oil bath. Was pretty much the best.

Ian James
Ian James

that's easy because of my huge ballet dancer feet.

Did you know Audrey Hepburn had big feet too? Makes you wonder.

Luis Fisher
Luis Fisher

I doubt that, prove it. Do not throw shade at bae

Jonathan Nguyen
Jonathan Nguyen

Cute :3

Sounds really comfy

Smart move

Makes sense, I guess why that's why the itchy from licks is so potent

I don't even recall that image

Idk if I ever posted it lol

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

up to you ?
or

leave it up to chance

roll a 2 sided die and if its 1 you tell me 2 you dont tell me

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

It's very comfy but not warm at all lol

Ayden Campbell
Ayden Campbell

I get excited when I get to see you and talk at you, which is why you have to suffer through reading about my stupid dreams. :D

Scoob, that's a really cute picture of her. My goodness.

You know what they say about a woman with big feet.
She's substitute Spanish teach of the year.

Jason Peterson
Jason Peterson

FLip a coin, like bebop

Henry Wilson
Henry Wilson

Well. Kristen is pretty damn pretty

Wyatt Campbell
Wyatt Campbell

im going to the movies tonight

Noah Wood
Noah Wood

Let's talk more often then silly.

I quite enjoy hearing about your dreams.

Nathan Richardson
Nathan Richardson

so I can get a job teaching if I dress as a woman?

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

K I R S T E N

Grayson Nguyen
Grayson Nguyen

THOSE ARENT LARGEe

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ian Parker
Ian Parker

Dunst?

Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

Bebop is cool but he made a big mistake

The world wasn't ready for Alice's radiance

Just wear it underneath a warm hoody then

What movie?

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

Literally, you queer mongs fuck off

Jacob Johnson
Jacob Johnson

kristen....

Sebastian Brown
Sebastian Brown

She is love
she is life

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

That defeats the purpose of being stylish with a velvet hoody

Luis Hughes
Luis Hughes

I was only thinking of being comfy as the purpose of a velvet hoody

Joshua Torres
Joshua Torres

they're bigger than her head

Kevin Lewis
Kevin Lewis

the world premiere of episode 8

Luke Bailey
Luke Bailey

I agree, but that particular picture is extra cute.
Sorry if that's weird.

Then I'll try to have more of them so I can bombard you with messages. I find that I have the weirdest ones when I take melatonin or eat spicy food right before bed. I'll make a spicy meletonin burrito!

Also, what's this I hear about a velvet hoodie?!

They'll just hand you a classroom.

Thomas Diaz
Thomas Diaz

-wants to go too, and tries to stow away in your backpack-

Brody Powell
Brody Powell

i'm down for it

Nolan Russell
Nolan Russell

Er, stfu loco. You are being an idiot. Again. They aren't. stop pushing this god damned fucking leftist propaganda

Why would it be weird?

Isaac Powell
Isaac Powell

-wonders what film sonata is into...-

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

;~; if only u could.

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

nothing weird about being gay sabs

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

IF YOU WERE A MOVIE, WHAT MOVIE WOULD YOU BE?

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

What movie?

Ryder Phillips
Ryder Phillips

I would be "The Room" because I am a hot pile of endearing trash

Colton Rogers
Colton Rogers

Castaway

Angel Foster
Angel Foster

tsk tsk~

That sounds like a dank burrito for sure. All about that Fire sauce from T.bell haha

I have one. It's comfy but not warm.

Jackson Anderson
Jackson Anderson

Dogtooth.

Gabriel Martinez
Gabriel Martinez

Dog?

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

ruh-roow

Jose Hernandez
Jose Hernandez

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogtooth_(film)

Honestly one of my favorite movies.

Evan Cox
Evan Cox

-likes funny movies- :3

-sneaks in candies too! Doesn't pay movie theater prices.-

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

Riggers, Raggy.

Is there sex?

Carter Jenkins
Carter Jenkins

Can you believe dog fucking in scooby doo is canon?

disgusting

Juan Diaz
Juan Diaz

Yes. But not with dogs.
Or their teeth.

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

rodger rabbit

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

:O
woah! what a rebel

Landon Long
Landon Long

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d2)

Landon Rivera
Landon Rivera

*Roger Rabbit

Ian Robinson
Ian Robinson

Well shit.

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

You can wear your hair up with a smart blouse and tight pencil skirt with heels. That's what teachers typically wear, if late 90s pop punk music videos are accurate.

I dunno. It just seems silly.

I wish I could take you to my favorite taco place here. You'd fall in love with the green sauce. It's particularly great on breakfast tacos.

Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

get a load of the SIZE of audrey's FEET

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

...i like pencil skirts.

glasses?

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

Okay. Sure.

Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

there we go u must keep secret

pencil skirts might be worst skirts tO BE EH ONEST

Juan Watson
Juan Watson

namekun.com/1/name-meaning-of/slurpiee

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

If I were a movie, I'd be Under Siege 2! Chooo chooo!

Naturally! And a pencil in your hair.

Mhm!

William Howard
William Howard

Yep. Enlightening. Cheers. What are you doing?

Angel Sanchez
Angel Sanchez

I LOVE VERDE SAUCE :o

We still need to go shopping yo

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

i want it

Andrew Kelly
Andrew Kelly

:3

Hudson Morgan
Hudson Morgan

I'm waitin' for some stupid lousy ol' dumb files to upload so I can get the heck outta here. How about you, dear?

I almost bought some painfully adorable shoes last weekend, but I decided to wait until after Christmas and see if they're on sale. Adulting my life to pieces.

I'm trying to imagine a school in which the teachers dress all slutty. All my teachers were either coaches who wore gym clothes in class or classy baptist ladies who dressed like they were going to church.

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

BotW has been pretty great so far.

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

It was fun, but I'm not sure I would say I was really engaged when I played it.

Easton Young
Easton Young

I hear ya. I'm throwing so much into my savings that I'm like living poor just to save at this point.

pic related. me.

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

A. that's a nice fantasy.
B. my school was a little like that. not sluts, but skinny jeans or shoulderless shirts, boots with heels, nice purses. etc.

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

It's just...fun. It's the first Zelda game since Majora's Mask I felt inclined to just dick around and do everything I stumble upon. The combat is weirdly deep but all I do is Dark Souls everything with dodges/flurries and parries.

Andrew Torres
Andrew Torres

Time for bed. Later.
That Wednesday Feeling.
Aslong as work isnt being a grouch.

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

how much have you saved? :3

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

Are you saving for the snip snip?

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

It was fun, but like.
The fun was just dicking around.

Anything related to the dungeons or shrines felt so tedious and repetitive. The world was nice, but I wish they did the dungeons more like the castle.

Though even when I did that I felt little to no inclination to explore for swords and shit aside from the one shield because zero item permanence.

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

We're hibernating until all the cute shit goes on sale.

Sometimes I wished I could go to a school with cute uniforms. The Catholic school in town made girls wear khakis though. :P

Scoooob! (hug)
Have a great night, ok?

Kevin Perez
Kevin Perez

None of your business.

Also, not enough lol

Lots of things at this juncture, unfortunately.

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

lmao so true. after crimbas sales are so dank

Daniel Perez
Daniel Perez

we had to wear little navy sweaters and blue shirts with nice trousers when I was in catholic school in ireland.

it was terrible.

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

these skirts are so expensive and i spent all my christmas money on my family

fuck

Carter Smith
Carter Smith

Tis better to be rich with time than poor with money.

Jaxson Evans
Jaxson Evans

I tried a skirt on once.
Was nice.

Adam Flores
Adam Flores

I haven't done anything related to the castle yet.
I've finished three Divine Beasts. After the Gerudo (the second Beast I did) said that the sword was left in a forest, I tracked that fucked down. I haven't used any online resource or tips for anything and managed to find full suits like the Barbarian, Rubber, Climber, and Zora just by exploring. I found the teleporter and a few of the other DLC items already by the same way: just roaming and seeing what areas looked promising on the map. I think I'm at 70 something Shrines completed.

It's just been refreshing for some reason.
I'll probably try Super Mario Odyssey once I've finished everything here.

Don't go full Chris-chan with it, at least.

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

Huh?

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

Maddie! I'm leaving for now so I can get outta here before they give me more work to do. Please drive safe when you go pick up your roomie and get home ok. I'll pester you again soon! ♥

Bep, I gotta go. I wish you luck on your skirt odyssey! If you're still around later, I'll bug you more!

Dominic Taylor
Dominic Taylor

I just wish we had a wider variety of shit to fight.
There's a good lot already, but moblins got fucking annoying after a while, and there was just a lot of empty space.

I don't know. I feel like while it was a good game it wasn't game of the year.

Lucas Nguyen
Lucas Nguyen

Self-surgery.

Dominic Morales
Dominic Morales

byee

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

Loco wears skirts?

Why dony you wear slim/tight fit jeans like a cute boi instead?

Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

I can agree with that.
It had the Wind Waker problem where it was easily a 9 but some of the design eccentricities end up marring it.

I wholeheartedly agree that there needed to be dungeons and actual bosses that were fought with something other than "use the sword, bow, or magnetic power to fight". The strongest enemies to fight just are painfully easy with Dark Souls-y fighting of just dodging for flurries.

Isaiah Brown
Isaiah Brown

-holds out a box of candy to you-

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

Nah, I'm good with that lol

hi

Luke James
Luke James

sup bby

Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

The game just tried to be more than it needed to be.
Making a ton of systems but refining none.

Dowsing was stupiud because anything worth finding was in set locations like the hardy durians so you didn't need to use the function.

The slate was awkward to use in most situations.

Cook was nice, but you can just ham fist anything into your face and power through literally any fight that doesn't one hit kill you. Should have limited the amount you can eat. Like make Link full after a bit.

Ganon was kind of lack luster as well.
The blights and his end fight.

Anthony Gomez
Anthony Gomez

nm nm

how's you? i missed you

Hunter Watson
Hunter Watson

Tight pants are somehow gayer than a skirt.

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

i don't like showing off my body in public

skirts are for private

Oliver Smith
Oliver Smith

Pretty good just been working and having fun
My bday is coming up

Im getting old

lemme see

Guess im gay

Chase Cooper
Chase Cooper

Nah nah, you're just gayer than a guy in a skirt.

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

-curls up in Luka's backpack and goes to sleep for the night-

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

*eats*

Adrian White
Adrian White

*pat pat* nini

Logan Lewis
Logan Lewis

What movie?

Jaxon Ramirez
Jaxon Ramirez

world premiere of episode 8

Justin Thompson
Justin Thompson

I haven't fought him and have avoided spoilers for the most part.

You don't even need to think when cooking; just spam five of the same ingredient and you would make a +3 whatever food item or just five Durians for +23 hearts for some reason.

Mason Lopez
Mason Lopez

Yuck

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

Guess im gay
You've literally fucked dudes.

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

[stop bully]

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

No, no, you see, they were wearing a dress, and I was on top and only touched their dick a few times on accident, so it's totally not gay

Jeremiah Wilson
Jeremiah Wilson

Oh shit you're right

Zachary Cooper
Zachary Cooper

Nah dude, they were naked when we were boning

Benjamin Moore
Benjamin Moore

Oh, well, ignore my ironic comments then.

John Williams
John Williams

Star Wars Episode 8: Episode 5 v2

Logan Baker
Logan Baker

????

Lucas Murphy
Lucas Murphy

I'm saying they're not doing anything new and original, and just rehashing the other movies
Episode 7 was entirely rehashed elements of episode 4

Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

It was kind of a half baked system.

Joseph Howard
Joseph Howard

w/e
to me it's a brand new movie they took the time to make.

you're just a debbie downer, a party pooper.

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

Yes, why expect a new story with a franchise when they can just re-purpose it and sell it to anyone that feel a regurgitated story just as good as the first time.

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

episode vii is bad
bvs was good
vote trump

Leo Campbell
Leo Campbell

I have been called that many times
BVS?

Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

Batman v Superman

Cameron Reyes
Cameron Reyes

The sheer amount of thought put into how you can freeze/cook items on the ground with fire/ice even if it's not at a pot.

Then just sort of just going "yeah, just throw all the same shit in the pot for the best effects".
Like the random dishes you can make like chowder and cakes that there's legitimately no reason to make.

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

Didn't watch it

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

Good.

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

How dare you not like the putrefied remains of George Lucas's smega.

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

I still liked making pies though.
I don't know why.

Lincoln Smith
Lincoln Smith

It's Didneys dickcheese now nigger

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

Watch the n-words; we have African-American posters and racism isn't allowed here.

I like making risotto and shit for reason I'm unsure of.
I don't like just throwing five of the same mushrooms/fish/fruit into the pan for some reason.

Jaxon Morris
Jaxon Morris

Neko's the only black kid here, and he says nigger way more than me.

Cooper Reyes
Cooper Reyes

:)

Jonathan Hughes
Jonathan Hughes

people who criticise force awakens for pastiches piss me off because they think they have an understanding of what makes the story work when what they're doing is showing their ignorance by confusing a superficial element for something that's important

it's smugness from being too dumb to know you're wrong

Brandon Brown
Brandon Brown

The Force Awakens is just politically correct A New Hope with callbacks to sell merchandise.

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

It's the same story nigga.

Jace Cooper
Jace Cooper

Fake rewards feeling.

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

My Link is a gourmet chef, not some plebeian that eats toasted bugs and nothing but durian.

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

No cordless drill
It's shit

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

The reverse podracer guy was the best.

Robert Morales
Robert Morales

new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
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new thread
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Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

a new hope is a story about a boy without a home finding his home

force awakens is a story about girl without a home finding her home while a boy who has a false home finds his real home while a man who abandoned his home returns to his original home while another boy rejects his real home in favour of a false one

everything that doesn't directly relate to that can be swapped out of the movie without consequence. the similarities are surface level and it makes as much sense to be upset about is as it does to say two things are the same because they come in similar packaging.

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