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unholy resurrection of The Rager edition

sup

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I'm eating dinner and it's pretty good, you?
I like your folder concept.

tis I
drinker of water
devourer of food

Other guys I work with are all sick so now I have to be on call another week in a row.

I wish this wasn't fur.

Welcome to new Holla Forums

Are you a paramedic or something?
Sounds frustrating.

The ass looks smooth enough~

fur you say?

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How did the camera man hold his breath that long to record finding nemo ?

He was a wizard.

Nah, just emergency related.

It's not great

GoPros attached to well-trained seahorses. Do you even director's commentary?

I didn't sign up for this.

But then you get to the tail.

That I am ok.

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Well, such is the life of a fireman.
Why are they all out for a week?

What's wrong with tails?

Nah, I go in after they do.

Sick, mostly.

I need a mind condom because i'm being mind fucked.

Furry porn has been around pretty much the whole time the animus community has existed

Originally it was mainly because of Scales

Legit hate furries. Please die

A lot.

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You just have to get it and pass the buck to the next man.
I just caught a cold as well.

If you're the one getting fucked don't they need the condoms

Rude my dude

It seems the alcohol in my body deters any harmful germs from infesting me

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ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I need a cum catcher for myself.

me irl

I am no such thing.

Confirmed

Also me too

i've no clue what i'm doing really

Should you be drinking when you're on call?

I'm told that sissies aren't allowed to cum

I am also that exact cat

Then compliment my furry porn dude

I love it! ♥

Best day ever!

I'm not.

Just an alcoholic, and wish I was drunk.

Never.

Yeah, same.

That's not even a cat though????

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GOOD THING I'M NOT ONE.

Burn something :3

you don't love it, it's terrible

i will make a better one

This thing dropped from the mog king

Back up to 2 mil soon :3

Don't worry man, I'll drink enough for the both of us.

Then you're rude

No dude, I'm the cat you posted

The streets tell something more colorful.

Thanks

WOW

Just farm moggle.

I didm't post a cat!

i know, i just like humoring the people who complain about it

this community was built around porn and lewd and no one can convince me otherwise

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It was mainly built on a pissing contest but yeah kind of I guess

What's this meme

I can't do it alone!

Also give me songs like this that are nice to grind PoE to~

I'm in.

I was lying.
I don't drink at all, like once every two months

That thing surely looked like a cat to me.

L-lewd

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Scub, why can't you accept Blub Blub's blub lub?

Aw, I do love it. But if you wanna do another, I won't object. :D

they lied

Oh hey, Makuramoto ni Ghost.

Literally anything here:
youtube.com/channel/UC-wNjNTqCfXSKd4S1tNgWUg

I can assure you it was human.

The best kind of lewd.

If we are peeing on people I want to pee on Emma.

but that's only your second choice, right?

I want to be pee'd on by next poster

asd

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Maybe like 5th.

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I don't know, pee is hot sometimes but I don't know if I'd call it THE BEST :3

Maybe you're more of a pee enthusiast than I am

It's open season

Becasue day ruined

It's not uncommon that the streets do that, honestly.
Understandable, have a nice day.

Then what was up with the furry ears

1. Rager
2. Rager
3. Rager
4. Rager
5. Emma

pretty reasonable imo

I'll trust you and hit play all :3

Dogs have that territory-marking instinct

I imagine Squash wants to pee on a large variety of people

actually, i may stay on this guy a little bit

it's been a long time since i've done a painting in photoshop and playing around with it is fun

I think it's generally always pretty warm.

Cosplay.

I want to poop on you because you're special.

I'm pretty sure that's cats that do that

Hi Tak

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Scoot, I blub you.

Ewww
thank you

my dude

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Actually I don't like the idea of actually peeing on people.

You know what I meant :3

How u

The world is nothing but a mechanical chaos of casual piss domination

I was wearing my headphones for too long I think, so now my head hurts a bit.
I kind of want to play osu! though....

How about you?

I don't believe you or in you
Do you just not want me to be that cat?

Are you keeping up with TG?

I can't pee when people are watching me

Aw, don't you have speakers? ^^

I'm pretty good; hopefully I'll be able to stay up later tonight cause I ate energy graham crackers

That's why you're a sub

I forgot to keep reading after Juzo fake died

Yay! I was an inspiration!

Don't do eeeeeeeeet

I know you can't see them, but I assure you there are human ears under her hair.

How do those two things relate?

When did he fake die?

just before he got the fancy living armor

you're always inspiring

Well I do, but blasting weeb music on speakers & focusing on rhythm is bad idea :^)

When did you sleep yesterday? I thought it was supposed to be all-nighter.

oh it got active while i was gone

yw

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That has always bothered me about nekos
Having two pairs of ears
I'm sure it's pretty... EERIE... to look upon.

Hm
I feel like that's like a year ago.

I breathe life

Ride or die

Kill or be killed

Pee or get peed on

It's a doggy dog world

You're embarrassed about your weeb music? ^^

I fell asleep at like 6pm I think

It's hard to stay awake while also being high out of your mind

But as of now I don't feel sleepy, so I'm making progress at least

I did not ever imply I want to be peed on!

Try again

PLEASE CEASE THIS BEHAVIOUR AT ONCE

I mean, yeah, kind of.

So just don't get high out of your mind.

possibly
I like to alternate between being a normal person and freak hermit who doesn't do anything

I don't know if I implied I want to be peed on, but I want to be peed on.

It's not a matter of wanting

I'm just telling you how the world works

That's normal :3

Don't you have like, earbuds you could use? Since your head's sore from the headphones

And it's too late to not get high out of my mind, but things are working out anyway

Good post

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Nothing wrong with weeb music being played loudly

You have to understand Wish is a cute shy boy

I could but I probably won't for a couple more posts.

So which man are you right now?

Well I can't remember a time when I've ever been peed on, so I must be doing the pissing.

Yeah, I do. They're all the way upstairs though...

How much money do you spend on weed in a month?

You have to understand I am a cute shy boy.

Yes.

You got me fucked up with that shit

You're such a bully.

Come voice with Ian and me tonight :^)

You still haven't even washed Darwin's pee off of you

Lazy :3

About $130

Pretty worth it imo

I'm actually kind of down

I need to buy beer though

Shitpost

Forever and always.

That doesn't sound worth it at all!

Too bad!

Neat

Understandable, I get you 100%

I wish I was. You like bullies.

He won't let me.

Basically, I just post stuff I download from Pixiv

SINCE WHEN?

Cute lazy cat

How doesn't it? $130 to be high the vast majority of the time

Pretty good deal

I wonder if he'd corroborate this or if you just choose to not wash the pee off

Okay

going to have to stop here for the night

Man some chick who likes me is so fucking clingy but I can't stand her
I've already rejected her but she keeps being clingy and following me everywhere

It's gotten to the point where I just get triggered and say some really mean stuff to her and she leaves me alone for like an hr then goes back to doing it

I wanna hit her but I know I shouldn't hit women
Ahhhh, doushio

Im gonna punch you

I'M ONLY TELLING YOU WHAT THE STREETS TELL ME
THEY SPEAK TO ME

That's between me and him, sir.
And the videotapes

You're too kind.
I hope work was kind.

Nope! Ain't clickin' that! I don't wanna see someone vomiting up a bowl of wieners or something.

Scoob, I feel his pain. It's always freezing in here 'cause of the equipment.

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*skreet nigga

I don't know where we're going with this.

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I'm not a cat, you're a cat!

Because drugs are bad!

You can't hit a girl though~!

You talk to asphalt?

Nowhere.

I'm gonna start calling you Michelle lmao

Both of you are just as annoying lmao :^)

Not every street is made of asphalt though.
But yes, actually.

Sounds terrible alround to be fair.

Who even?

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it was fine, just. leaving home at 9 and not getting in until 8. i need more hours in the day.

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His defense system has probably alerted him that his name was mentioned so the fact that he's not denying it yet is suspicious

How are things? ^^ I'm glad it's night now, fuck the sun

We can both be cats

And idk, they feel pretty good

We got there pretty quickly at least

Don't rack your brain too hard my dude
It's just pee

Good! Gotta go to work tonight :C

George wont watch anime with me :CCC

How are things on the flipside?

duble linke

We're somewhere, currently

Ask Ian about her when you guys mic
He's met her unfortunately lmao

You didn't go with the dicks, I see. Sad.

Do you talk to all sorts of different kinds?

I don't want to be a cat!

No thanks.

Oh, I didn't realize we could be at two places at once

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I'm just shitposting

It's just a prank, bro

Watch it with someone else then ^^

Pretty good; hopefully I'll be able to stay up many more hours and become nocturnal again

See

Do you have swangas on your car ?

Only sometimes.

That's a cat girl though!

You are a disappointment.

Hey. Not staying though.

Fine, you're a cat girl

Happy?

:C I have no one else

do your best!! Night time is the best time

I highly doubt you can do anything to change it.

No, I want to be a boy.

Makes sense

Understandable

I am SUPER lonely so yeah. I'm like Eliza Thornberry my dude.

Shitpost me harder daddy

What like, truck nuts?
Def not.

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hey wish, swap genitals with me?

Have a nice day.

Maybe that's why Darwin likes you so much.

So we'd have eachother's dick?

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Darwin likes Eliza Thornberry?

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yeah i'm okay with that as well

not that i'm gay or anything but i like the idea of holding another man's cock in my hand and teasing it and stroking it

I would but it seems like too much of a time/focus commitment right now, so instead, I offer you Lloyd

Yeah, I should be able to get back to full nocturnal habits tomorrow night if not tonight ^^

Doing it gradually is easier

A cute cat boy? ^^

Why would u put ur cock on that alien tongue

You'd probably get space STDs

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Sorry. I'll say hi when I get back.

I'll be in bed in about 3 hours.
Night if I don't see you.

Yeah, he's member no. 1 of her official fanclub.

That sounds pretty gay tbh.

Yeah sure.

yes i do i wanna pee on you

drip drip drip

it would only be gay if i sucked it

A pretty girly cat boy, though

Don't offer me to anyone pls
Also Smolder's a pure girl she purges all disease with her holy inner fire

Oh wait
Oh there's a character in that show named Darwin ins't there
Haha good one

Speaking of bed

Good night forever

The good news is that it's nice to be in here in the summer. :D

I know how you feel. I've been here since before dawn. I'm hoping to leave soon. Stay strong, Beppo!

My day is over tho

is ok you make a good twink

It's 00:42 AM :3
Also cute image

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im going back and watching the teen gohan vs cell fight

6 hours wtf

What about this one?

California is pretty gay though.

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sorry was gettin chili

:CC

nah lloyd is mean :CC

and ye, I fucked my sleep schedule so hopefully work will help

can I have a hug please?

This client is just going to watch anime with you

And maybe she has bacteria that are beneficial to her alien body, so to her, they're not diseases that get purged, even though if you come into contact with them, you get super AIDS

I haven't heard his voice but it's probably femmy

Idk if u noticed but I've passed that meme on to Wish

Not that there's anything wrong with it

I'm just generous

Only have beer

*hug*

subtle sounds like a queer and i find him disgusting

Look what you started

Man, you're quite a guy.

Or maybe they're bacteria that will make me a superman.

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Mine's the opposite though.

It fits him perfectly, no?

We have 6 hour difference?

Pretty good too. Nice butt.

Did the monkey have an extreme foot fetish

Didn't you just wake up a bit ago? If you're only asleep during the day, your sleep habits are correct ^^

Are you okay? You're posting a lot of sad faces

-huggu-

I guess u should put your cock into the first alien life we come into contact with, then

Where's the proof?

Løøds Denmark 12/11/17 (Mon) 18:48:16

She's like 12 pedo

Yeah, and a British accent.

I like sleep & wake up all throughout the day and it kinda depends on whether or not I can make it the entire night.

ye, I'm bad at posting so I just pic stuff that looks cute or w/e

I mean I was on voice with twink earlier and if my headache doesn't kill me sooner then I'll do it again with Ian tonight :^)

Most recent ep of the imouto anime was pretty enjoyable
The one before that was fucking retarded

The ending was so sweet

Yup sounds like our guy

I plan to dude.
Aliens are hot as shit
Especially predator. With the mask on.

yes

Isn't it anoither magical girl who is 600 years old? I just assume that with all the lolis you post

Besides, you'd say the same, perv.

Loco knows what I'm talking about

:(

thankies

♥

-hugs-

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I guess it makes sense that sleeping during the day would be hard for some people

You'll probably get better at it as you get used to it :3

I meant the emoticons too; just checking ^^

I can't stop thinking of your voice as feminine until there's a vocaroo ^^

Actual aliens would probably look pretty weird in ways we haven't imagined

What's wrong?

Where he gave his dad the cold shoulder?

His attire matches perfectly too.

Turns out she's actually 10.

oh, those are just habit QQ, I don't know what emotes I post anymore they just come out like little tics

and yee, eventually we'll be true night owls

I'm down for that. I'm into weird looking shit

I know nothing of his dress.

here's hoping they have vaginas at the very least

Ah ^^ -pets your hair-

I'm pretty used to sleeping in the day; morning tends to make me sleepy after being wide awake all night

Ruka kind of shit?

I'm probably gonna start knocking back sleep pills to get over the hump, until my schedule fixes itself into what it's suppose to be

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are you ok?

more bad news today about health problems

blech

just wanna go back to normal

yee, got chili and I'm gonna nap before work.

How are you doin, friendo?

Nah I can do without em.

No I think my weird is at least somewhat palatable.

Cover your windows completely so no light gets in

I should really work out a way of doing that for mine

Hopefully it'll get better soon ^^

Idk, diving dick first into the orifice of an unimaginably strange alien creature seems pretty weird and suggests a lack of healthy self-preservation instinct

I need more games to play other than LoL and DS3.

eh

still 'sick'

couple more months at least :\

The lil sis who was all triggered about how shit her onii-chans VN anime adaption was
It was after the ED I think

The whole episode at first was pretty autistic about animal dicks at the zoo for like half the ep then it got all dark with the family drama lol

But yeah the cold shoulder part was brutal
That part hit me hard cause Ive done that before lmao

I mean I'd make friends with the alien first.
I'm a trained diplomat
Take them to the grand canyon and shit you dig

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Doctors sometimes overestimate; maybe it can be over sooner if you do all the things you need to do to get better really well ^^

Tentacle dragon plant fungus fish from space have no interest in such things

mayb, my shitty curtain does the job for the most part

Sorry to hear that :(

I hope you feel better soon

something something current meme something

I want ZERO light

You just picked a bunch of things that don't fit
I'm pretty sure aliens have some kind of fitting bodies to their environments like we do they're not total nonsensical freaks most likely

no I literally can't get an appointment until january and it will take time for the meds to start working, and that's AFTER insurance HOPEFULLY approves it

I'm literally so fucked

hope you have a good shift. where do you work?

Oh rip. I hear the police sirens already

BD we still need to plat that dice game.

What's another few weeks of pain?

They probably wouldn't exactly be any of those things cause they'd be from an entirely different evolution tree from the one where plants/animals/fungi etc. formed

They might not even be carbon-based

Maybe we should just let BD shitpost about this now

What's the problem exactly?

months.

i have arthritis

January isn't more than a month away.

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omg

Loco post thighs

someone post my tights picture for the man

(Nezumi/Ban)

now!

no telling what alien life could be like

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my appointment is over a month and it will take a week or two for the insurance approval, which is not guaranteed, and then it will take more weeks for the meds to work

so 2 months minimum

So, February.

the sword girl was only good for healing my ice spear girl she took too much dmg from everyone else otherwise.

-hug-

yours is really good

just keep her out of range of things

shes not a front line unit

my fjorm?

or.... do i have a red sword girl???

So, I was doing some thinking, and you know what? It's not Gohan's fault cell exploded and killed Goku, it's all of their fault's, or at least anyone stronger than second level cell.

They had more than enough time to jump in and intervene with Gohan's lack of experience and raised levels of aggression from ascended saiyan, but instead Goku, Trunks, Vegeta, ALL senzu'd up, just sit there and watch Gohan be a shithead.

Okay.

why did they ruin Tien?

i dunno, just too many characters to keep that strong i guess

Tien was a dragonball character, best to accept that, he's a DBZ side character at best

everybody got the toriyama handjob
everyone except tien

i mean true. a lot of the other characters had good moments, but Tien's bit woth second form cell was pretty damn funny in the abridged

HE DEAD

where are the tights

Oh I'll give you something tight

my pants are tight

Dirty little Canadian.

youtu.be/Sgmlb6_huas?t=11m55s

Funny joke

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I'm clean though.

Thanks chon

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anytime

Yeah? A tightly wrapped gift?

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A thing that automatically ties your shoes.

the only tightly gift i want should be a feminine boy wrapped in colorful clothes belonging to the opposite gender but still maintain many of their boy mannerisms in regular situations

tightly wrapped*

Sup?

Welcome back, love~!

Hah, gay

I miss anything?

That's not bad. Is that cat gril part of the gift or is that all for yourself?

The people I gave a shit to talk to left so I did as well. I don't know what went on.

Absolutely nothing.

I know but still.

Who are you?

All for me.

Nani sore.

Ahh. Yeah I doubt it was anything.

A nobody. Also nothing.

Guess I cannot complain.

waiting for dinner, woke up an hour ago because my sleep is messed up. You?

It rarely is.

Talking to James on Discord and chilling.

You woke up an hour ago? It is 7 pm! Geez, ghost!

Every once in awhile, but it is a blue moon.

Aren't you like, boning 5 people irl anyways?

Nothing exciting has happened here in days.

I wish. Exams has been boning me, if anything.

Are you at least having a good time with the whole thing?

Loodz do you often have one night stands with chicks?

Would explain his namesake

It's been alright, handed in the last assignment today so for the next 2-3 weeks I'll be a complete degen and do nothing productive :3

I've done it a few times, but I'm terrible at it and I don't enjoy it all that much either.

That's different than usual?

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Terrible, how?
You seem like the kind of person who can talk to chicks and you probably are handsome enough.

What don't you enjoy about it?
The fact that you just fuck and never talk again or are you one of those faggots that want an actual relationship lol

I imagine Loodz to actually be pure irl

Usually I have a handful of responsibilities

I don't dig the whole stranger thing. Sex really is more fun with someone you know. I guess I can't enjoy myself when I can't be sure I'm making the other part satisfied? I dunno, I got some weird kinks

I'm a pretty average dude btw. Tall af though, which is a plus.