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Existential Crisis Edition

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8ch in a funny mood

huh? what do you mean?

Its crashing.

mines working fine

Thats good

*hugs*

*pet pet*

what do i do now?

Don't know, sleep?

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Cute babooka! I imagine its really early there or something?

5:34am

>_

That is late.
Im going to go workout, later luka!

keep well

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Bump

Good morning! I hope you're all having a nice day!!

Good night!! I hope you all had a nice day!

That was quick

Slow thread this morning

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how long have you been up

Slow me

too longg

at leaast l eeg is geting voice c hat

you should sweep wooka !!

sweep

okay~
to this:

high all the time, to keep you off my mind

oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh

nini wuka
rest well to poki talking

FEELING STRONG

NO ONE SCOOT SHOULD HAVE ALL DAT POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

yea scoot is a good duck

astolfo is the perfect gf

pokimane is a slut and you should avoid her so she doesnt taint you

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RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

tfw not owostowfo perfect gf

Don't stop habeebin'.

Hey kids, wanna buy some estrogen?

does anime encourage crossdressing?

Yeah

Animé is Communist propaganda to make strong capitalist males effeminate and lose the will to fight the upcoming class war.

It truly is trash

Explains a lot

You encourage crossdressing too.

I do?

Do you not ?

Imagine; Funding and encouraging crossdressing.

SHOCKING

to be completely honest i probably wouldnt have gender questions about myself if it werent for anime

thanks japan

yeah imagine

Should have nuked them three times.

Not that I know of

BUT would you if given the chance ?

There's nothing wrong with being a cute trap boi.

Of course there isnt.

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🙄

OH BOY BETTER NOT MESS WITH THIS BEAN

dEAD COMMUNITY.

Traps != Tannies != Crossdressers
Learn the differences.

I FUCKING HATE TANNIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Tan me owo

you know
on one hand im like
why dont more people go to theatre before 3 pm
its usually just old people who dont talk and sometimes just no one in the theatre and its also cheaper

but then its like
if more people came at this time then i wouldnt have my nice comfy early theatre time

You'd have to bring a gun and that'd be inconvenient

do u like tan or pale more

My favourite part about the cinema industry is having my arsehole raped by the extortionate ticket prices.

yeah me too i just paid $4 for a ticket

$4 doesnt sound alot... I mean usual pricing here is like... 6 or 8 squids

rip off.

But I guess its worth it.... kinda.... maybe....

Pale, but I see the appeal of things like this.

Spielberg predicted a few years ago that ticket prices would soar as studios struggled to maintain the status quo without making any substantive changes to their production practices.

variety.com/2017/film/news/regal-entertainment-demand-based-pricing-movies-1202599097/

25½ dicks

Well, he wasnt wrong, Spielberg is the people's champion

Once. Long ago.

Times have changed.

Exhibit A

Isnt that the iron giant?

tan

RPO is basically going to be 'I Understood That Reference!: The Motion Picture'.

I move like a cobra with my pants off...a nd that sounds... urgh, sure it isnt a golden parachute.

The only golden around here are the showers.

Sounds like the kinda degenerate SHIT you like

owo

Very slow thread this morning

You're the depraved degenerate around here.

but ur pale

Sometimes pale is good though.

I know right?

But... tan!

No, me

Woah. That kitty is one of the huggable I've ever seen!

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I wanna give him a head pat and a squish

Ah, hush. You know you love that kitty.

I kinda wanna pat him like a little drum on his ribs, you know? I bet he'd like that. My floofy cat does.

But this

Yeah, I did. with bbq sauce and grilled.

Mein kitty cat does too
he likes being drummed

is it ethical to eat other people's scraps at a cafe

Fibber. You probably gave him warm pets today.

I call it "beating" him. I'll say, "come here and I'll beat you", and he runs right over. :3

It's unethical NOT to.

But seriously, if they leave enough for you to pinch off a bite or two, go for it.

Tan only makes it better.

Okay. I was worried people think I'm a freak when I crouch down by the tables and shovel the leftovers into my mouth with my hands

Good to know its not social taboo. Must just be because of how messy my face and hands get with all that spaghetti sauce and things

Can you even get a tan in the NL?

Sometimes there's a bright thing in the sky yes.

crinus soon

Lmao are other people puzzled by this?

Dr. Bebber, you shouldn't worry about what other people think. At the end of the day, you answer only to God, and God wants you to pig out on leftovers.

I told my friend once I was going to beat my cat. She asked why in a panicked voice. I said, "'Cause he's spoiled."

Then I beat him and he purred.

And did they just roll eyes?

Ikt tanned trap pics when?

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but im not a trap

Nope. She just said she wanted to try, so I plopped the lazy sack of cat in her lap and she beat him too. He got plenty of cozy beatings that day, spoiled little brat.

Also, I brought him and his sister in last night 'cause it was freezing cold, and I found him asleep under a bunch of towels in the hamper. It was cute.

I worry about the looks they give me when I start getting a little loud when I'm eating. Like little grunts and squeals I make or the slopping noises of pan a raisins being dipped in tomato sauce.

I wish I were less self-conscious.

onegai

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B-but I like my me.

Just tell them you're an art student and your doing experimental public theater as part of a finals project.

Are you buff af?

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no

sorry

Little stinkies with their naughtiness, but they cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

lol, I think I'd rather people think I'm a table goblin tyvm!

Cute.

Thicc?

too early

Ikt's dicc is extra thicc

I've been lazy since summer so prolly

LADY BIRD WAS SO VERY GOOD I ENJOYED THE FILM !!!!!

do you like saoirse ronan?

she has an accent like mine

I miss Scarlet, where is she?

YESSSSS

Ick.

I bet you weigh like 30lbs.

No, I think that's me.

Did you blow away in the wind today?

Y-yes...

It's a little embarrassing to admit.

no thats me

Rin let me suck your dick bro

no homo

Where did it drop you off this time?

Real talk, though, I unironically get pushed around by the wind.

I have to, like, brace myself and use all of my weight to not get pushed over.

Why not all the homo?
And why are you sucking mine?

Scarborough.

HAH THERE IS A SCARBOROUGH HERE
WHO KNEW

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@sabs, i drew your ducks

they suck

Unfortunate.

Well, then.

Who knows where I am anymore.

I know.
I'm probably going to get blown down the wrong street and shot to death.

Cause that'd be gay

Cause you don't want to suck mine so might as well just pin you down and watch you squirm

owo

Is that 3 hours 55 minutes?

Isn't that just any street?

3 years 55 days.

Subby are you doing the "Couch to 5k" method?

Pics of your delicious thing frame

Any street I'm blown down to street level on, anyway.

Oh.

thin*

At least post V2 ffs.

how much is that in celcius

Where is Scarlet?

3 nanoseconds

post dick BC

Is it bad if traps and CDs who don't know proper tucc is a massive turnoff?

That, I literally can't believe.

Proof it.

the sun hurts my eyes

Those all just look like guy ass to me.

God, it was minutes, okay ;;

This looks like a bat bowing before an angel.

Oh, okay.
that's more impressive.

-40C

thanks for the confidence boost

You were the one that decided to thrust it into the light.

yeah that's me

Kyoot

3:55 nanoseconds/kum

I just like playing with it when i'm bored

Wow.
Lewd.

What's lewd?

She's just sitting on a pillow.

Is Subtle a male in eratohoK?

I usually just drink when I am bored.

What do you drink, user?

That top right pic looks gross lmao

Are you telling me you're not delicious?

Can you tucc tho?

They are guys asses

Naturally.

it vibrates. I was behind the scenes at that photoshoot.

Yes

♥

Have you seen Scarlet?

I have not.

do you have her steam?
why don't you post with pictures?

Yes you are.

I was between PUBG games.
And I actually think i do have them on steam, now you mention it. Why?

Doesn't it hurt though?
It seems pretty uncomfortable

Are you fat or someshit?

Not if you do it right.

What is PUBG?
wat...

And I just miss her...

How many times have you tucked before?

Player'sUnknown'sBattleGround.

At the moment, stone ipa.

I know.

Hemlo friends!

Henlo.

How you?

I don't think a fat person can run sub-20 5km

What happened to Pkmn?

I never heard of that... Who are you?

sup

Probably died, thank god. It was about time.

Stone? It is a beer brand. Good beer.

I am the guy who posts porn all the time.

Is your tummy thin af?
Do you have those V line muscles?

I'm good!! Hanging with george and watchin dumb stuff

How are you?

Not much! How have you been?

Kind of really bored, and I think the Commander is napping.

Otherwise good.

I really miss playing those games.
So you really don't wanna play anymore?

Stop posting porn, it's unhealthy and I've never seen you before. I'm Ikarous, but everyone calls me Blood-chan, or BC

Pretty good! I came into a whole bunch of money and I'm not sharing~ What about you?

Yes

No more questions!

Well. At the minute I havent an interest. But maybe in future. Never say never chick.

Posting porn is unhealthy? Since when?

Also, I have seen you before, blood-chan. And I am sure you have seen me before.

tfw thread is fun but friend is over :(
smh u guys wait for me

good night owo

We'll be here babe. Just hang tight.

Me and Mom came #3 duo in PUBG, shit was insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane

Rip :C I'm sure you'll find something to do!
I've been sleeping a lot recently cause of work and I feel bad for abandoning geogeorio

Also yay!! how has your week been?

Bruh I wish I came into some money, been workin my butt off for no money so hopefully I can buy stuff.

How has your week been?

subtle when are we meeting for coffee

Damn I stopped at gen 5 when Fal abandoned us... I just wasn't motivated anymore...
I miss those days, I wish we could go back to that. I promise not to troll anymore...

Your porn is making me uncomfortable...

you should forget about buying stuffs and just save your money ._.

Your porn is making my pants uncomfortable.

We will always have those golden days. Atleast I got to bring one souvenir.

I've mostly just played TESO with the Commander, tbh.

So kinda fun.

I have been! Or at least will be!!

It just takes awhile to get paid qq

how are you liking TESO? Is it worth it??

sounds nice tho :)c

So you are thin and delicious then

I'm zone blazed brah.

why is she in her bathroom? That's so gross!

Blah I really miss him... And Crystic

Is that Adam Jensen before they introduced cyber to cyberpunk?

When aren't you.

You. Of course.

i never asked for this

Nobody did.

Yo Soto

Probably because it had the only mirror.

Don't post it

WHY NOT

LOL

Post it

I'm blah, ima go now.. I have to get ready for werk... i want to sleep...

ew i don't like girls...
i'm leaving now... bye

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I have been greatly enjoying playing it with the Commander.

Most of the complaints I'd heard before hand feel really, ehm... shallow and exaggerated, now.

The beginning area is kind of, a bit slow, but once you hit your first major city it *really* opens.

After playing it for a week, I felt it was worth the 13.99$CAD I spent on it.

I was going to get the gold edition, but didn't have enough. 3:

Kthxbai!

Am home.

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Okaeri

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Bitch dab

Rate this image from 1 to 10

Ohio Tracer chan.

Tracer chan? What?

I got nothing now.

I'm wearing a scarf in my own room

I have no warmth to spare..

Nor have I.

*pet*

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Oh wow, I don't even own a scarf at all.
Heating bill too high? :3

Sorry.

One of the heaters broke and I need to call my landlord to get it fixed, I keep putting it off though :x

Also how do you survive in Canada without a scarf???

By not being a pussy

I don't have a scarf either, and I'm further north.

TUQUES

I have 8 scarfs and it's like 10C warmer here..

Ahh, that sounds really rough..
Though you must enjoy the cold if you keep putting it off~

I have a really warm jacket and I wear a tuque.

My face does get really cold sometimes but I usually just suck it up :3

I'm not home that often and I sleep really well when it's cold in my room so maybe you're right ^^

A tuque is such a weird word. We call those muts here. They ruin your hair though

Never really used a scarf, and I just bought a neckwarmer last month to try out, turns out it's pretty comfy.

What game is that? Osu?

Scarfs are like max comfy, you should get one

I've gotten 2 as gifts so far, but I think that'd be like one of those moments when I'd have to pick up my phone and google "How to scarf"

I'm actually a little bit jealous about that.
It's really cold whenever I try to play osu!, but when I sleep it's way too hot ;;

Well, muts is a way better term than beanie or bobble hat to be honest~

Yeah totally dude.

Final Fantasy XIV

I feel personally attacked

You should.

I mean.

You don't even like the dab mansion picture.

Dab house was beautiful tbh

Please forgive me for being mean, I just want Emon to like me.

Just wrap them around your neck..

Get someone to warm your hands inbetween maps, super secret tip don't share

You can also call someone a muts, you're kinda one~

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That's what they said about ties!

I don't think anyone knows how ties works..

And bow ties are 999x worse

Warm my hands for me?
Really though, I need to buy a box of those hand warmer bag things.
Maybe for Christmas~

W-What does it mean when you call someone a muts?

I unironically wear a bright red Obey beanie everyday.

I've always assumed it's some sort of elvish magic.
Never really tried any bow ties, kind of just thought those are like the easier ones with some sort of clippings.

Angel, will you tie my hair into a ponytail with a ribbon?

Will you knot the ribbon into a bow when you do?

Is that console or PC?

PC but it's also available for PS4

crossplat I think

Only if you SS Freedom Dive
Sounds like a nice Christmas presento, you could also could get those fingerless gloves

It's slang for silly kinda, I don't really know how else to describe it

I made the mistake of buying one you had to tie yourself and it literally took me and my roommate an hour to figure out how to properly do it... maybe that says more something about us though

Sure, that sounds cute! What colour though?

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Nice

I approve.

Ah, probably.
I just bought a few ties to use with my suit for occasions, but always when it has come to the point on how to put it on, I've had to google "how to tie a tie" and then looked at the image for like a few times between every step on the way.
Even then I always botch it up and need to begin again as other end's too long.

Wow, you could have just said no...
I'm not sure how well fingerless gloves would work, I can't even stream properly~

So mean :3 You're a muts too!

Buy it and Subtle said he'll let you fuck his ass pussy.

Im not a huge fan of FF

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Even rejecting it for a cute trap? :^)

Are you sick or something?

Cute webm.

There are 2 Dukes

ohayougazaimasu

A lot of college parties and frat stuff requires you to wear a suit and a tie so I know how to do it, getting the right length is the tricky part though. The only thing I like about ties is the sillier the better ^^

I'm trying motivate you to become better~
I guess your fingers would still be cold probably.. streams need to be deleted anyways so it's okay

Yeah I won't deny that :3

Horrible lies.

F I N A L L Y
I
N
A
L
L
Y

We never had that in college, minus like the graduation party.
Otherwise I've just used it in multiple funerals and a few friend's university graduation parties.
Oh, well, I just own plain black ones.

I just checked my ties and I have one with hair dryers on it and one with kama sutra poses

Plain black is a bit too formal...

You could at least make it something realistically obtainable~
You're not allowed to say that when you have an FC on rog-unlimitation!

But then you could unsync alliance raids.

So many things wrong with this I don't know where to start..

Lewd.
I think I'm just generally pretty formal about most things, not to mention that I wouldn't wear a suit to a non-formal party.

THIS DICK

My heart belongs to Matthew

Unsync'd Crystal Tower though.

Baddog?

He'd be level 1 though!

And that's not even close to the worst thing about the situation!

LMAO is that his name too?

I'm talking about my con husbando

Okay just one S then~
Wow spying on my profile.. that was years ago and I just mashed my way trough

We could play together, you stream I'll aim :3

A little bit! I wouldn't wear it to anything serious though
Also that sounds about right, you don't sound like someone who would wear a suit often

lol

Ah.
If it's a casual party then it's just dark jeans/slim chinos and flannel/sweater depending on the season.

I laughed way too hard for that....

Jump potions still exist to SB start.

Ohh, I just remember it was some poster's name.

It can be any Freedom Dive map, any difficulty, right? Not just FD4D
I may or may not have added you on my main account way back when you were like rank 7k and my osu! idol :^)

I-I'm a lot better at aiming than I am at streaming!
I'm not very good at either though~

P-..P...

Literally :mochipuff:

Literally :rikoShrug:

Sounds like a very average/normal style of clothing

Sweaters are great, I hope I get a nice one for Christmas this year

Mhm, bonus points if it's this map osu.ppy.sh/s/7932
Aww~ I used to be rank 3k something when I still tried really hard.. atleast I can still brag about it

Okay you can aim.. but if you miss I'll have to pinch you

Pink?

so whos more feminine Subtle or Wish?

Eh, whenever I get home I just switch to sweatpants and a t-shirt, max comfy.

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Well, Wish is a boy, so probably Subtle.

Wow, these lyrics... I'll get it done~
I have like, 90 more pp than you right now so I could have been rank 3k back in the day? :3 I'm a little bit jealous I can't brag about that...

Wow, and I won't get pinched if I mess up a stream?
I feel like I'd get pinched a lot~

I mean, Subtle is an actual trap irl so...

Yeah home clothes just need to be comfy, pajamas and sweatpants are best

That was waay too easy to guess

There is also a very lewd moaning part, noo idea why that map isn't banned :3
Wow you passed me?! I better buy a new tablet and start farming again

Mhm probably but it would be fun ^^
Also I really should go to bed..

Lemme see

Wish is pretty feminine for a boy

He's like twink tier tbh

Ni Ni thread

i want attention and ni ni

I never got the hang of pajamas, just generally always t-shirt and undies.
Anyhow bed time now, g'night Angel.

Good night you fucking brit.

Nice linking :3

Oh wow, though to be fair there's a lot of +Danshi maps that have that too and one is even Loved.
Mhmm! Sucks not being the best player in threads anymore, right~? Y-You can let me have the lead for a little bit at least...

When I play with relax I always have to end up tapping anyways otherwise I end up going way too fast...

What's stopping you from sleeping?

You'd have to ask him yourself.

I almost forgot how shit the ending was

Welp there goes like 33 hrs of my life
WORF

posting i am hello

i am hello posting

Just a reminder that best character leaves the known universe because Link is an uncaring monster.

OH FUCK THERES MORE

Sleep well!

Shush muts~

I guess that's true, you can play those after the map I linked ^^
That's okay, I think you're a worthy heir of that title

Coffee and talking to you but I'm too sleepy meow, time for bed. Nini~

I, Hello, am posting.

Hello. Posting, I am.

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Mean as heck...

Wow, it's like you want me to listen to a bunch of lewd moaning or something...
You've never even played with me though!

Coffee before bed? Sounds counter-productive~
Sweet dreams :3

Are Emon and Angel going to start e-dating?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sorry, but I'm already e-dating myself.

Also why am I Emon btw way?

Am I posting? Hello.

hello post emma desu

You appear to be posting.

Ha

no ur nezi

Bondrewd is a cool character, I like the way the Praying Hands are utilized in the story, you don't really see thing's like that done very well in fiction often.

Did she break that mirror cause she liked link and didnt want to be cucked by watching Zelda and Link make royal babies?

Separation of the worlds.

damn

-nibbles almond cakes while sitting on the floor in front of the window-

nezi the skater boi

hows your night sweetums ?

You missed Blood-kun

Sonata where the fuck is my god damn tea

see ya LATER BOI

-is okay. Had snew earlier!-

-is eating gluten, isn't Ika-

-is startled and hurries to get your tea so you won't be angry at him anymore- ;.;

Glue ten

Spit in my tea

snew !!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA did you take any pics ?

o.o

-would never adulterate tea-

-was only flurries, but waited by the door with his little sled-

Spit in my mouth then

In front of a fireplace would be better

aaaa if you see nice comfy snow take pics for me plss !!

That escalated quickly

You heard the man, no adulterating tea

ouch ;(

owo

Soto can I spit in your mouth?

Soto did you start these fires? It was you, wasn't it?

i was just singing the song didnt mean it ; ;

dozo

I never go to Ventura
But I ain't saying anything about the Riverside/Santa Ana River brush fire

It mightve been me lmao

Nevermind, now you remind me of my Japanese teacher.

Not right now ya don't

-hides behind Lilly-

-doesn't trust sitting in front of fire in this thread- ;.;

- has some from last year can show you!-

^-^

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show show show !!!! AAAA also.

-protecs sonata !!-

-hides behind Lilly-

-doesn't trust sitting in front of fire in this thread- ;.;

- has some from last year can show you!-

^-^

-is having trouble finding last year's pictures but thinks this is his backyard in 2014-

why am I watching scary movie at night

dox'd

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-is same backyard in early spring-

The Original Scary Movie comedy? Or just some scary movie?

jelly

what are you watching

if it's dark out it's night time!!!

I'm watching
IT

y-you'll float too...

New thread.