Increasingly small numbers of increasingly extreme tankies keep calling me a social fascist, crypto-trotskyist...

increasingly small numbers of increasingly extreme tankies keep calling me a social fascist, crypto-trotskyist, revisionist, liberal or reactionary no matter what i do or what organization i support. it is impossible to please these people. how far do i have to go to stop feeling like im a succdem liberal 24/7

This is where you did something wrong.

Become an anti-revisionist

Well are you a social fascist crypto-rose?

i dont even know what that means anymore

i support daddy assad
i support daddy maduro
i support hezbollah

what more do they want from me

stop paying attention to theory-resistent putinist LARPers

Hammerfags are the worst

definitely a crypto-rose

god dammit i cant win

this is how you "win" btw

Social-Democracy : they hate us cause they ain't us

But they are you.

if i become an anti-revisionist in hoxhas sense someone will get mad that i dont think china is currently socialist

literally why?

How about if you read more theory and stop trying to impress fucking twitter tankies. The world doesn't fucking care if you "support" (whatever the fuck that means) Assad or not.

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whats not to like

they're islamists and raging antisemites, not just antizionists

You are an imbecile if you support anything because they are the cooler side. None of the organizations you mention are communist.

communism is not an ideal to be achieved but the result of the abolishment of the present system of things. since the current world system is imperialism, anti-imperialism seems the way to go

blow it out your ass, fascist.

ISIS is a puppet of the US so obviously i dont pledge allegiance to them

Imperialism is but a facet of capital and you cannot hope to fight it without abolishing capital. The communist movement is the workers movement, not the guys who shoot burgers.

but they're anti-imperialist.

how are they anti-imperialist? they're destroying syria and sending millions of low-wage workers into the west

There's so much wrong with that comic.

syria was being destroyed far before that, and the second point is irrelevant. They're fighting the current system of government's which are directly complicit in imperialism, so they're anti-imperialist. Therefore they will bring about Communism.

ISIS is in no way fighting the U.S.'s system of government.

Become a communalist and deeply trigger tankies even more.

Based Bookchin identifying the real problem as hierarchy, and Capitalism as but one form of hierarchy.

Shut up

Couldn't you just replace the face of Tito with any Socialist revolutionary of the past and the comic would still be valid? I can't think of any revolution in the past that abolished the state, money, and wage labour.

No, but I sure can think of revolutions in the past who didn't collapse due to IMF debt

Just read and develop your own political awareness OP..

Yugoslavia collapsed due to a civil war that was started by Nationalist political groups that were funded by Reagan. But what would you consider a "successful" Socialist Revolution in the past then?

Don't, just ignore them and read Marx. Then make fun of them for not reading Marx.