♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥ Eatin' Dick like Cheetos Edition

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Eatin' Dick like Cheetos Edition

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lima.craigslist.org/
youtube.com/watch?v=CW86-RH4C1o
youtube.com/watch?v=ZcD75L4QLrM
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=real nigga

Carson Robinson
Carson Robinson

For my desktop (which is now bricked, 7 years for a 300 dollar build, woo), yeah. But I finally broke down and bought a laptop a little while ago. School kinda held a gun to my head to do it.

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

is it wrong to want to be attracted to lloyd because he's black

Austin Lewis
Austin Lewis

yes.

James Adams
James Adams

Yes, he is a nigger

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

Who's going to draw it?

Colton Nelson
Colton Nelson

yea i just helped my girlfriend buy a laptop and i told her it would do her a world of good, its an 800 dollar laptop though

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

That's racist.

Connor Sanchez
Connor Sanchez

i know

Austin Long
Austin Long

Can you really be racist to slaves?

Ryder Lee
Ryder Lee

pissed off that I had to spend 550 on one even after going out of my way to snipe a fuck of a rebate.

I think I might be like a closet Jew.

Jacob Morgan
Jacob Morgan

babook

Josiah Mitchell
Josiah Mitchell

i did say it was just a highdea, how would we even portray you, as a vaporeon??

Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

And look, all I'm gonna say is I've been seein' far too many little mulato mixed breeds runnin' around lately, so like, at least try to be original.

For communists everyone's a slave, so I guess it's kinda impossible innit?

Easton James
Easton James

i could have gotten one way cheaper but she insisted it be able to play the sims 4 on high at least

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

playing Sims 4

I'm so sorry.

Luis Taylor
Luis Taylor

whatever you like, I hold little to no stake in it.

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

well thats no fun, i guess he should just make smiles the owner and you the lackyboy

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

Alternate Right Propaganda

Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

Alternative facts.

Colton Ortiz
Colton Ortiz

I never said anything about making Kissy the owner; just that she'd be a loli working at the sex shop because she claimed to be one IRL

Also an LN not a VN

Basically BD is posting fake news because he was too focused on cybering Squiddy

Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

Guess I have to wake and bake, you leave me no choice

Kiss, how are you today? :3

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

Wish I slept more than the 4 hours I did, but I had to wake up early for some stuff. Now I'm hungry, but haven't managed to go find food yet.

Mason James
Mason James

Woah nelly. I'm back now from picking sis at school and I find THIS.

Slow down there, people.
I mean... Why does it matters what I have between my legs? I am not focusing about it or talking about it, so neither should you.
I just came here to meet new friends, that's all. Get your mind off the gutter please. Not everything boils down to this kind of attractions. Not everything is sex-related.

Zachary Sanders
Zachary Sanders

Everyone here is a fag

Camden Campbell
Camden Campbell

You should get food and then nap :3

Anyway, tell me about your time as a sex shop loli

You said people were getting fired and you had to work really hard to keep the job, right? What was that like? ^^

Seems like talking about sex toys with customers would be an awkward job, but I think your aloof nature would make it alright for you :3

I concluded that you're a gril days ago and now I see no reason to dwell on the question

How was your day?

Cooper James
Cooper James

Sorry, love, I didn't think it'd be a point of contention.

I don't really care what you've got between your legs, you're great either way.

Blake Long
Blake Long

I cant habeeb i been usurped

Caleb Morgan
Caleb Morgan

but i love tristan because he's a big bear boy and because he is a good snuggler???????????? is that sexual

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

I can see that.

It was fine. But I am broken atm in both real life and Digimon Masters Online. Ran out of bites to buy disks, and IRL ran out of patience to keep living with family.
I am starting to think about going to live in some kind of shared appartment. I know if I ask, I will eventually find one.

If I'm not touching the subject, it's because it really doesn't matters at all.
But if the situation ever arises where I have to show pics of me or list in detail what do I have down there, I will. I just don't need to do it with strangers right now tho, and I think that's reasonable from me, isn't it?

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

Typical trap/tranny response

Sebastian Ward
Sebastian Ward

i'm fine with whatever as long as you have a penis

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Noah Gomez
Noah Gomez

Probably, yeah.

Probably, yeah.

Probably, yeah. Altho that doesn't really applies to this situation.

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

I could not agree more.

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

Yeah, don't give these fags anything unless you don't mind seeing yourself getting reposted every few days

Brandon Reed
Brandon Reed

theres not much else to talk about

Blake Murphy
Blake Murphy

Hey, I fulfilled your request ^^

I know a cute dickgirl named Rin
From Alice's Alicefag bin
A reclusive nerd
With obsessions absurd
A worshiper of Japanese sin

Yeah living with family can be annoying when you're grown up

Shouldn't be hard to find one; just search on Craigslist or something ^^

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

You would make a great loli

Landon Green
Landon Green

This is Peru. So things like Craiglist aren't a thing. I will just ask some friends if they know anything about such places and hope for the best.

You gotta be a real idiot to give stuff to randoms on the internet.
I got over that phase already.

Thanks for the neccesary information, pal.

Of course there is. Get creative.

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

Kissy was UNDERAGED and working at a sex shop somehow

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

Wha... nah.

Jack Bell
Jack Bell

i havent drawn lately

Oliver Wilson
Oliver Wilson

Don't bully me, Nagotoro-san Ch 3 came out already

Then this happened

jfc muh dick

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

Was it rape?

Alexander Parker
Alexander Parker

Kissy come back

This interview is important

lima.craigslist.org/

?????

I guess maybe people just don't use it much

I don't know; you should at least try looking online if you haven't yet ^^ Good luck, in any event

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

People are idiots~

Levi Harris
Levi Harris

im pretty sure that kissy wants to be a boy, they don't really save super feminine vaporeons, or if they do they don't most them as much, like sparkly eyes and ribbons and crap

Jason Lewis
Jason Lewis

How does she go from being on the bottom to being on the top?
What freaking magic did they perform?

Blake Rivera
Blake Rivera

Seeing her get all doki doki is priceless

The bully finally gets flustered

best feeling ever

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

I don't think Rin liked the limerick but I thought she knew what to expect after the other ones I posted that thread

She told me she's a girl

All I can do in this world of forms is go with the premises I'm presented with with the knowledge that everything is ultimately just a manifestation of nothingness anyway

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

post*

Thomas Allen
Thomas Allen

oh okay so they picked a female character for themselves

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

That crappy web layout
OMG it feels like if I was back in 2004. It's so bad.
And I doubt it's popular.

Creativity is more than drawing. Or that's what I like to tell myself.

It's called "anime self-fulfillement wishes".
Because apparently women can never be in control of sexual situations, and as soon as a woman comes in contact with a penis, she will become a mushy-mushy bag of weakness and delicacy. Anime is CRAP.

Specially anime fans.

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

Only one person got fired at my store, and one from another.
It's not really that awkward, some people make it that way though.
The weirdest part was when they would proposition me for sex.
Only happened a handful of times.
male and female ones look right about the same though.

Carson Ramirez
Carson Ramirez

thats true but some art styles are more distinctively boyish or girlish, i always feel like the ones you post look more boyish but im not really that good with pokemon :^) they look exactly the same in the games besides the pikachus tails and some other really specific bullshit

Nicholas Brooks
Nicholas Brooks

That's what I was wondering too, I though he was gonna fall on top of her and like grope her titty like in the manga he was reading earlier

John Martin
John Martin

who even watches anime?

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

WHAT
bubutbutbut

David Ortiz
David Ortiz

*hugs*

Tyler Morris
Tyler Morris

I post this one sometimes, it has a bow.

Christopher Sanders
Christopher Sanders

Weaboos, that's who.

Gosh that trash couldn't be more cliché even if they tried.
So she touches his cock and falls in love? What kind of retarded thing is that. Do these people even know how human interaction works?

Hush now.

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

but it isn't sexual if there's no reproduction

Anthony Williams
Anthony Williams

expression used in an artistic work. though yeah it can be used in more social spaces. but why would you

Ryder Fisher
Ryder Fisher

Like, she got off real easy on the obscenity. The only obscene part is "dickgirl"

Every other limerick I've written has been more obscene except for the one I wrote about Hu, which is just a great big holocaust joke

If I must I guess I'll cut myself and make a blood mural to apologize

Basically I guess

Idk, just seemed like something that might be worth trying, but I guess you could get better things from asking friends and stuff

Hm, didn't you mention having to try harder because you were afraid of getting fired? I'm wondering what that was like :3

when u see a customer looking at a dildo and jump on the opportunity and start talking about why it's such a great dildo

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

My expectations were excessively low, I just didn't have any comment.

Very different society.
Though I've seen a few where she does not become a mushy-mushy bag of weakness and delicacy.

Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

Eww.
Am gonna bed. Enjoy your day cutie~

Gavin Gutierrez
Gavin Gutierrez

Weaboos, that's who.
I resent that remark.

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

okay the bow comment im regretting, half the boys here would wear bows anyways so its not really a good indicator either way

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

falls in love

lolno

She bullies him for funsies, and he's super beta and lets it happen he even cries sometimes lmao

Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

Rude :3

How's your day going?

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

Maybe you are right. I could give it a go.
Allow me to check.

I assure you, not even Japanese society works like mangakas try to show it.

Good night Danish sweet!

Because you are a weaboo.

You and I both know that's probably what will end happening.
What a losers story made by some guy who clearly wishes a girl would have treated him like garbage. A literal "cuck".

By that logic, all porn actresses are pure nuns unless they get pregnant after the act.

Because I am doing so. Like, right now.
See we are chatting about something. Not very enticing mind you but it's better than nothing.

Carson Johnson
Carson Johnson

I just tried harder because I get nervous about getting fired if I don't exceed expectations. It's a silly pressure to put on myself.
The hardest part was getting the customers to let you help them, people are kind of closed off for the most part.

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

see like that still looks pretty boyish for ribbons

i swear you do these things on purpose

Jace Williams
Jace Williams

Full of kids.

Or were they squids?

I don't remember.

Yourself?

Mangaka?
Some manage to get it right.

Doujinshi artists?
Well, that's a no-man's-land I try not to venture into.

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

This pretty much a manga aimed for Masochistic submissive guys with glasses

Pretty much my self insert manga

lmao it's super popular on /a/

People are eating it up

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

maybe it is more difficult to express creativity in conversation

Jayden Robinson
Jayden Robinson

Yeah, well... you're a...
Fuck, I got nothin.

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

Some mangakas are good.

And I would rather say "no-woman's-land" because those guys have zero idea how women work.

popular on /a/
The lang of virgin downright weaboos obsessed with unrealistic human interactions shown in anime and manga
Also some are masochistic submissive guys with glasses, probably
Uhmmm... I wonder why...

I know it is. I am awful at smalltalk but hey, gotta try before calling quits.

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

Good luck ^^ Just be careful; I'm not sure how safe of an option that is in Peru, come to think of it

Yeah, I imagine they would be ^^

I think the way you're kind of cold and aloof and stuff would make you a good character in that scenario

Just calmly talking about the specifics of a butt toy to a customer while they get embarrassed over it

Babysitting/taking care of an aquarium?

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

Ur whale cum

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

It's extremely unsafe.
That's why I would only go for female roommates.

You can always go the easy route and call me "spic". Even tho that's technically not correct and my skin is pretty pale.

Christopher Jones
Christopher Jones

I'm surrounded by real spics. Only thing you and they share in common is a language.

Lucas White
Lucas White

what if he just got like really upset and bodyslammed her liker stop tocuhing my fucking penis bitch

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

Taco taco burrito.
Inmigración ilegal.
Die Trump. I'm gonna steal real 'murricans JOBS.

Am I spic enough now?

Michael Price
Michael Price

Just have to make sure the person you're contacting is actually female, I guess

Talk to her on the phone before meeting her IRL, and listen to your gut

Idk, the idea seems unsafe in general now that I think about it; Peru seems kind of like that kind of hellhole

Asher Hughes
Asher Hughes

It's my favorite place to yammer about anime tho
Aside from here, but thats when Emmas around

Chase King
Chase King

It is extremely unsafe. Hence why I want to ask friends for help.
Two years ago I met a girl for few months. She went back to USA, but told me about the place she stayed at: An appartment with 3 other girls and they all paid the bills together. She even told me they could probably accept me there me if I really really wanted.

...THAT IS IT. I GOT IT. I have to contact her again and make them vouch for me. It's brilliant!

Man. That anime truly digusts me.

Brody Young
Brody Young

Oh and sorry I forgot to answer your question

I slept all day

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

Imagine, talking.... about anime

Noah Roberts
Noah Roberts

No, you didn't make fun of me for being white and not speaking Spanish, or shout "La raza" enough, also where's your trail of half barefoot children screaming at the top of their lungs through the store while you ignore them?

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

Probably much more apt anyway if it's the women who try to avoid it.

Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

wow being even weaker than a girl in high school, this really is a fantasy manga

Brody Bennett
Brody Bennett

It's manga btw, though I really hope it gets an anime adaption
I don't know why you hate anime so much lol

Don't you want to dommed by a loli?

Ethan Morgan
Ethan Morgan

I'm gonna get up and shower and stuff

KISSY 👏 YOU 👏 SHOULD 👏 REALLY 👏 MAKE 👏 A 👏 DISCORD 👏

I guess my idea was dumb. I just woke up and was immediately thrust into correcting a fake news story and interviewing a ex sex shop loli, so I'm a bit out of sorts

Nice, I'm glad you found a good idea :3

Oh, that meme game :3

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

*an

Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

exactly!!

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

I want a little girl to make me cry tbh

Easton Martin
Easton Martin

Is Kisshot Desu?

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

no, stop being retarded

Jacob Butler
Jacob Butler

SAYS GRAVITY BOY

Austin Watson
Austin Watson

anything is less retarded than constantly asking if people are Desu

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

gravity

Robert Scott
Robert Scott

That video has shitty audio quality.

Isaac Rodriguez
Isaac Rodriguez

Is canada desu?

Logan Gray
Logan Gray

the 240p just makes the eurobeat stronger

Ryder Johnson
Ryder Johnson

you'll never be bullied by a smol brown loli

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

your small brown loli won't stop bullying you

Jackson Lopez
Jackson Lopez

Did somebody say Eurobeat?

Carter Cox
Carter Cox

-sits on the floor, quietly playing with his glass kitty figurines-

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

hope knot

Carter Green
Carter Green

how did i know

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

E D M I S L I F E
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Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

-kick-

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

/COOL VIBRATIONS/

Elijah Williams
Elijah Williams

-locks loco out in the cold and pats sonata-

Logan Young
Logan Young

I know man I'm all about dubstep

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

thats your GTO right?

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

[Muffled 'I WANNA DANCE' in the distance]

Yeah, why you ask?

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

C O O L V I B R A T I O N S

Luis Campbell
Luis Campbell

just making sure, its a nice car, good to see it once in a while

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

Oh I was eating. Sorry for anyone I didn't replied on time.

It's not like women try to avoid it. It's just that it is so male-oriented mot of the time.
Losers shouldn't have drawing skills.

I already told you why.
It's just retarded most of the time. Made by people who clearly don't know what they are doing.
Also why does every anime look the same. That's tacky.

sex shop loli
I don't think I even want to ask.

Please don't be a pedo.

Is that girl from re:trashero

CRAP. I'm not spic enough.
Then you got nothing to insult me for.

Further proof that not being a virgin !== not being a loser

Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

Who else but I have the sheer brass balls to fly the stars and bars in Detroit?

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

Hey, you a girl?

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

Losers shouldn't have drawing skills.

ha-HA

Jeremiah Smith
Jeremiah Smith

you have skills?

Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

I don't
what about this one?
I'm not cold and aloof at work though I'm warm and comforting because I'm supposed to be.

William Smith
William Smith

It's true tho.
Such a waste of amazing art, drawing self-fulfillement media. When they could be drawing something more. Something grandiose. Something that anyone could look at and be all like "This is beautiful, I like it!"

There are no girls in the internet. Isn't that a fact?
Le, uhmm, tits or le GTFO.

Julian Hill
Julian Hill

Why is my team always such trash?

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

*walks you back to the friendzone you tried escaping from*

Gavin Russell
Gavin Russell

You're just toxic.

Jaxon Perez
Jaxon Perez

not being a virgin !== not being a loser

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

were they bots?

Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

-pouts and scootches away from you-

Henry Reed
Henry Reed

:c

Caleb Bennett
Caleb Bennett

Back

LOL I was just talking about stuff that happened in this thread

Kissy worked at a sex shop when she was underage; it seems like a good topic for weeb fan fiction ^^

Hm, thanks for the info; I think that's a contrast I could work with :3

How did you get hired, anyway? Wasn't it technically illegal for you to work there?

Cooper Powell
Cooper Powell

Maybe I can be a girl, mom and dad will never know

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

just the pose in that other one, this could be either or, also cultures that used those metal bands, usually certain genders wore those on different parts of their bodies, im not entirely sure but i think the arms and legs was like warrior males and women would wear them on their necks

could just be confusing an aesthetic with IRL culture but that stuff makes it into art a lot

this one could be female easily, and I really only think that certain artists purposely go for more masculine traits to distinguish an animal. is it even important to think about when drawing a pokemon? almost definitely not, some artists probably do not even consider it.

Ethan Cooper
Ethan Cooper

you hurtful motherfucker

Blake Baker
Blake Baker

16-17 is hardly underage really. They know pretty much their stuff. Most of the time. Probably.

Keep /a/ on /a/ you /a/ssoholic bich.

They won't know but they will for sure not be proud.

Was it really just your team?

Logan Bell
Logan Bell

No.

Grayson Morales
Grayson Morales

something something something.... players hate the game
blah blah blah more friendzone cringe memes.

what are you playing?

Jack Lopez
Jack Lopez

you're a monster

Luis Cox
Luis Cox

People in the 50s did some weird shit.

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

Kidsquids 2

Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

that would be me

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

So do I just blog about my rl life here and avatar as myself instead?

Michael Long
Michael Long

No, I know why I'm trash. :^)

James Bell
James Bell

people sure do make a lot of songs about monsters in their lives.

ah
maybe you really are playing with kids who just received their first nintendo switch from black friday?

Carson Mitchell
Carson Mitchell

Don't you have any other hobbies besides anime?

As expected. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

Austin Hughes
Austin Hughes

Yeah, what matters is that it could be cute

I think you'd actually make a good character in that story, as one of Kissy's coworkers ^^

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

:)

Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

I like taking dabs

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

I would have thrown in with the Turbonique company, who I'm convinced was just a front for the Looney Toons ACME company.

250mph go karts

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

Hurray I get to be a supporting character. The quirky comedy relief who smittens the readers with wits and charm.

Le smoker culture. 420. Ecks deee.
Anything else?

Basically:
You can be the little girl.
But your parents will still feel shaem by you, even if they don't know.

I'm implying your parents are ashamed.

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

Level 52
These people have been playing for a while

I'm still, consistently, one of the better players in any given match.

Colton Reyes
Colton Reyes

Just applied. It's not like I had to use buy or sample the stuff.
I guess so. I don't usually think about male or female for pokemon.

Ryder Williams
Ryder Williams

I wish my parents were ashamed of me.

I wish they felt anything for me.

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

AWW SHIT, BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS AGAIN

youtube.com/watch?v=CW86-RH4C1o

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

I bet a lot of those cartoons were based on some pretty real scrapped ideas at the time or just shit that plain got people killed

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

I love doing cocaine

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

I play the games so I generally care a lot about that, but that was a long time ago, I guess it's more accurate to say played not play.

Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray

my parents died before I was born

Dominic Torres
Dominic Torres

-gives loco a hug and nuzzles them with my muzzle-

Thomas Gonzalez
Thomas Gonzalez

same

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

Well if rumor is anything to go off of, Turbonique was run by a guy Evel Knievel considered to be cuckoo for cocoa puffs, so there was probably at least one time that sort of mythology made it to fiction.

David Green
David Green

-likes Splatoon 2- :3

Jeremiah Turner
Jeremiah Turner

Are you one of the trash that I keep getting paired with? :c

William Lopez
William Lopez

that's great, truth is stranger than fiction really, fiction just tries to present crazy weird truths in a digestible way often times, but yea some fiction is just fucking based on nothing

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

:< -is usually pritty good, in the top 2 on his team.-

Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

same i go gold and silver all the time in quickplays on my own, i just end up playing with people from threads and getting SMASHED by teams way better than me

Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

Top 2 of your team doesn't mean much tbh.

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

having fun and doing good at the level you are at is all that matters to a non-competitive player

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

Darn sis is using the PC. Brb.

No Hina pics here

Ryder Brooks
Ryder Brooks

-has moved on to WWII for a bit, but wants to play more squids soon!-

-paints you-

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

its okay pal ill still talk to you even if you're stuck on a phone

phone posts all the time

Colton Howard
Colton Howard

Lewd.

Hudson Thompson
Hudson Thompson

better than being at risk from VD

Austin Jones
Austin Jones

Posting in phone in such a log thread is impossible tho.

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

you say that but i manage to do it

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

-shakes head nu, not at all.-

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

covering someone in your bodily fluids isn't lewd

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

imagining sonata as a squid boy

Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

We'll think o' something.

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

You mean we aren't all squidkids here?

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

can't even dab
The only good kind of dab

David Cruz
David Cruz

h-haha, there's no way i've secretly been a shota this whole time

Landon Mitchell
Landon Mitchell

Kyle is a shota

Nolan Jones
Nolan Jones

Excuse me are you fuckers trying to steal my thing?

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

this but unironically

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

fuk u

No one wants your thing, despite what you might think.

Aiden Reed
Aiden Reed

I mean I know that's not true.

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

In that match I was dancing with someone in the same area for, like, a solid minute and a half.

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

Dabs need to be purged in righteous flame

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

We were both using dualies and we both used our ult on eachother at least twice and we just wouldn't die.

Nolan Richardson
Nolan Richardson

Man I love dabbing me some coke off of trap titties

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

:c

Jaxon Murphy
Jaxon Murphy

Look, I know you keep tryin' to shove it down Hu's throat, but from what I hear, it ain't workin'.

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

sonata is not for lewd

Jeremiah Miller
Jeremiah Miller

noooooooooo

Adam Fisher
Adam Fisher

i can feel it in my anus

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

you killed the thread you sick fuck

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

How would that even work

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

Gloriously.

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

Not wanting your partner to prolapse your anus and cut the rosebud off with a pair of scissors

Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson

didnt watch that far homie god damn shut up just stop

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

I'm not sure that's what glorious is

Grayson Powell
Grayson Powell

Ask soto

Logan Smith
Logan Smith

-is true-

Grayson James
Grayson James

The spoiler image fits well.

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

I'm also pretty sure that's pretty far from genuinely trying,

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

That's disgusting, why would you post it?

Charles King
Charles King

because people like puppies and kittens and such.

Leo Price
Leo Price

CL4P-TRP is in this match.

Samuel Reed
Samuel Reed

I'm pretty sure I'm pretty far from genuinely being serious.

Bentley Thompson
Bentley Thompson

when you on tilt but you keep playing the game anyways

Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

I'm pretty sure you're pretty close to sucking my dick, faggot

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

Nice, traps.

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

post traps

Cooper Johnson
Cooper Johnson

meat is murder

Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

t. literal soyboy

:3

Xavier Butler
Xavier Butler

Make a Discord though

Luv u gurl

Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

I'll murder that fuckin boipussy

Ethan Anderson
Ethan Anderson

eggs and dairy are unethical too!

Isaac Stewart
Isaac Stewart

Kind of want to reincarnate as a wolf

I dunno, they seem like they're having a pretty good time

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

Don't you ride a bicycle everywhere too?

Easton Price
Easton Price

then you get to experience all the knot jokes unless you incarnate as a female wolf

Jaxson Ramirez
Jaxson Ramirez

not in the fucking winter, when i get nice days yea the exercise is still good

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

It's knot a joke.

Gabriel Campbell
Gabriel Campbell

Wolves don't understand knot jokes or English

Perhaps that could be seen as one of the benefits

Bentley Gutierrez
Bentley Gutierrez

Trap pussy

Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

yea not being aware of how shitty all the memes around you are would be pretty great

what if you were a female though and you got fucked and had to have puppies

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

You disgust me.

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

I'd have female hormones so I guess I'd like it

Jaxon Perry
Jaxon Perry

yea pretty sure even if my girlfriend doesnt consciously want to get pregnant, she will have the urge to do lots of unprotected sex

nothing new there

Thomas White
Thomas White

And wolves are pretty much just pure instinct

There's no level of them that thinks things like "you know, I'm not sure if I could raise a kid in today's economy..." or "I was a male in a past life and I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!"

Jose Price
Jose Price

:>

Mason Morales
Mason Morales

yea but i was just joking, i know animals would have more primal and simple instincts instincts

Asher Long
Asher Long

I'm back. Typing on phone is way too annoying.

John Mitchell
John Mitchell

Discord kill?

Yeah ur a smart doggy :3

-pets u-

Who's a smart doggy? ^^

Yeah it's true suffering

Brody King
Brody King

-bites your finger-

Kevin Butler
Kevin Butler

Total suffering.
I only like discord with phone.

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

Look at this autist

Lincoln Butler
Lincoln Butler

oddly enough, i only like discord on the phone as well, it seems more bothersome on the PC but at the same time its much easier and faster to type with a wireless keyboard which barely uses any battery power at all than kill my phone all day on discord

Grayson Powell
Grayson Powell

Someone put down this dog.

Great minds think alike...

Just kidding we aren't great minds at all.

Hudson Davis
Hudson Davis

yea no fooling anyone there

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

Call him a bad dog and swat him with a rolled up news paper

Brayden Rogers
Brayden Rogers

The fuck is this shit.

Chase Richardson
Chase Richardson

dallas did not reply to me

Charles Perez
Charles Perez

Perhaps one of your gayest posts overall

What's even happening in that picture?

I checked my phone and it's working there but it's stuck on loading on my computer

Oh well

Just realized you've joined the elite ranks of the kawaii people who I have to fight the urge to e-hug

Ian Davis
Ian Davis

BAD DOG. Begone, dog. You stupid dog.

Mason Cook
Mason Cook

:3c

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

Desktop is working for me

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

The furries ERPing in thread was always a danger but who knew it would actually happen?

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

Do I have to do anything for that?

BAD DOG STOP THAT. DON'T BE A FURRY DAMNIT DOG.

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

<3

Landon Garcia
Landon Garcia

Patience, faggot- The Hamm's is strong with me tonight.

Leo Turner
Leo Turner

Gomen.

Alexander Scott
Alexander Scott

d-dunno dallas senpai

i guess you'd have to ask the artist

Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

I checked again and mine is too now

Order is restored

What do you mean? Kawaii comes naturally

Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

I never had a problem

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

COULD IT BE TIME TO GAS FURRIES?

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

All I know is I was very slightly turned on by the spread legs and panties

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

NANI?!

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

At the very least post muscular furries, not fat ones.
I shouldn't be the one telling you how to do your job!

Good because I don't feel like I did anything particularly remarkable.

I prefer furries than weaboos tbh
Weaboos are self-aware yet do nothing to improve.

Alexander Martinez
Alexander Martinez

Welcome to my world, nigga
Where it's VIP
And Discord chugs Wish's pee

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

you mean the leggings? i didn't see any panties in that pic

the rest of you can always hope the batteries die in my keyboard because i refuse to use the one on the laptop :3c

Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

GAS THE BIKES, RACE CAR NOW

Noah Diaz
Noah Diaz

That's what they all say

Caleb Jackson
Caleb Jackson

Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

I don't like your world

Samuel Morales
Samuel Morales

I mean lots of bikes do take gas

Justin Gomez
Justin Gomez

Don't bullshit me, faggot I see through your shit

John Wright
John Wright

DESU?

Have some Mpreg.

Leo Williams
Leo Williams

gas gas gas come on and kike on the gas

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

You are mistaken. I am not cute.
If I was cute I would go flirting around with strangers.

I am not an anatomy master but males shouldn't go pregnant.

Carson Gray
Carson Gray

youtube.com/watch?v=ZcD75L4QLrM

Toshiba Kawasaki sashimi...!

Kevin Morris
Kevin Morris

no idea what you are on about dallas

welcome to initiation get hazed by furfags

Isaiah Rivera
Isaiah Rivera

That "fag" in "furfag" really is literal, isn't it.

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

That's the point of mpreg.

Ugu

Connor Powell
Connor Powell

If I was cute I would go flirting around with strangers.
I disagree.

Adam Anderson
Adam Anderson

Then you won't have any trouble posting that full pic for research purposes then...!

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

I thought the point of mpreg was providing a solution- A final one, if you will, to the Female Question.

Alexander Hughes
Alexander Hughes

That's what cute people do tho, don't they?

But males don't go pregnant!
Unless they are a transexual male... But then again if you want to be a man, you shouldn't go pregnant.

Unless you are a seahorse. But none of us are seahorses. Right?

John Turner
John Turner

I mean the pic we were originally talking about

The more I get used to making up rhymes on the spot, the closer Holla Forums comes to its death

Have to thank Snoop Doggity Doggy Doggy Canine for inspiring that one though

There are different kinds of cute, but I guess it's a matter of opinion, ultimately :3

If I was cute I would go flirting around with strangers.
You think I'm cute? So flattering ^^

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

i mean it can get less faggy but that does not mean things would improve in a positive direction

i don't have the full pic and didn't even know it existed that's not my crop!!

got em!!

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

I think that's just coquettes and flirts.

Caleb Johnson
Caleb Johnson

Undertale is a shit game to be honest

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

More whimsical rhymes please
Do one for me

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

oh yea, ive found some really good art on pixiv that i probably wouldn't feel comfortable saving that still did weird things to my penis

James Lee
James Lee

I have more saved somewhere.

Impregnate me.

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

fug :DDD

Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

Ah, requests

My arch-nemesis

I'm a real nigga

Robert Price
Robert Price

is no one going to point out the bullshit that was just stated by peru user

about transexual males getting pregnant

no? we just gonna leave it there? Okay.

Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

You cannot impregnate men.

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

Dew it

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

that pose

Legend of Korra was shit too, dewd.

Ayden King
Ayden King

oh i see the english confused me

Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

I saved that bondage image of Asreal.

Aiden Green
Aiden Green

Yeah, it's a matter of opinions. I don't find myself cute but hey, if you find me cute then that's awesome! I love it.

You think I'm cute? So flattering ^^
You flirst with everybody?

And those aren't cute?

Can't furry men be more... Manly?

That pic is gonna make me puke.
Fatshaming you hard.

Transexual males are girls who want to be men. Like that old viral pic of the pregnant man.

Nah, Undertale is actually a good game. It's the fanbase what sucks.

Better than most animu games by far.

Mason Ward
Mason Ward

i havent even finished watching through that show ever

Jaxon Sanchez
Jaxon Sanchez

see

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

Yea I get what you were saying, and I don't know I guess I have some more manly pics.

I'm just a trashy undertale fan that sucks don't expect too much from me :^)

Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown

Please don't post it- It's a necessary evil to finally do away with the female problem, but it is an ugly solution should only be undertaken by a few holy martyrs- And Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Luke Fisher
Luke Fisher

Some of the art and porn that came out of it was pretty okay though.

Jaxson Jones
Jaxson Jones

I don't read most things and I'm generally okay with leaving people to their memes these days

Tell me about urself
Any memes of the top shelf?
It'll help me come up with a rhyme and also bide some time

Good, embrace it

You didn't say "everybody"; you just said "with strangers"

Though I guess you're not a stranger anymore

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

It is like saying "Hurr well homestuck was okay" niggers

Carter Long
Carter Long

Good, don't.

Connor James
Connor James

I am sad that I'll never carry a litter of puppies.

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

Oh yeah, my bad on that one.
But I mean... If you flirt with strangers... That's kinda sluttish, I'm not gonna lie.

But it actually is a good game. It subverts expectatives and regular tropes in a way that most games don't. I will admit the lore and the elements behind the game might feel a bit corny if you know all about them... But that's only for the hardcore players and Undertale nerds. If you are a normal player, you will totally have fun with your very first (and hopefully only) run. It doesn't pretends being anything else but a game that can be a one-time funtime!

No, Homestuck was garbage. Asspull and asspull. Like Dragonball and Naruto, honestly.

Undertale fans: Almost as bad as weaboos.

Being fat is BAD.

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

mfw

James Rivera
James Rivera

You are gay

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROASTED

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

More that cute isn't exclusively them.

Thumbs are fingers, fingers aren't necessarily thumbs.

Christian James
Christian James

alllmooooost

Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

I give up.

So does that makes me cute yes or no.

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

I think you could be.

Jace Gutierrez
Jace Gutierrez

Even if the flirting isn't lewd? ^^

It's not my fault if they think lewd things as a result of it

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

Huzzah! I can do it.

Yeah. It's still pretty slutty.

Tyler Nelson
Tyler Nelson

this thread approaching the shitposting absolute borderline

YES.

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

Tbh I don't see a problem with "slutty" and I don't think I can pretend I do for another post

I think the first conversation we had was partly about this, actually :3

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

I'm doing my part

Wyatt Wilson
Wyatt Wilson

Maybe I am a bit too prude for my own good.

I think the first conversation we had was partly about this, actually :3
??????

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

Isn't that just a furry version of that one fat character from that one shitty Blizzard shooter moba? Battleborn wasn't it?

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

Is flirting without intent lewd?

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

no its just good for making conversation and small talk if you arent super awkward about it

David Rodriguez
David Rodriguez

One of your first posts here was you trying to tell people not to post porn.

Si

Gavin Brown
Gavin Brown

I don't like anything but my waifu
No memes, they almost all suck

Mason Perez
Mason Perez

Whatever comes naturally to you is fine, as long as you're not repressing any desires. Though I guess you are; I remember that conversation too, and the limerick I wrote about it ^^

??????
See

I don't see how it could be classified as that

If there's no lewd intent and no lewd topic then how is it lewd

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

Without intent? What do you mean?

...Yeah. And?

Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

Pretty prudish and arrogant.

Colton Thompson
Colton Thompson

i just wanna get inside you again baby~

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

sssssssssssssssssssssssh baby

David Anderson
David Anderson

Nezi

still waiting for ass pics

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

i just want to get teamed up with people who aren't trash even if i get stomped by better teams

Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

Well technically I gave you a rhyme in that post
But I guess it's time for us to all raise a toast
To your fucking degenerate waifu,
And hope Japan gets hit by a typhoon

Noah Clark
Noah Clark

watching video posted Oct 18, 2011
refresh page
this video has been blocked by Viacom who has claimed it on copyright grounds

I just posted one

I have scrims soon but maybe after

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

Like me flirting with basically anyone.

Isaac Gray
Isaac Gray

i wont be able to get on for a while, if i see you there ill message you, no pressure ill still play either way :^) im practicing a lot lately

Caleb Phillips
Caleb Phillips

link

James Hall
James Hall

Rin does use lewd topics while flirting, though
You never know what to expect around that hoe

I'M SORRY, IT RHYMES

Owen Mitchell
Owen Mitchell

Oh gosh I couldn't be any more repressed even if I tried.

And oh. Was that for me?! Mean!

nO.

That's not "without intent"!
Yes that's lewd!

Austin Gonzalez
Austin Gonzalez

Just gotta be honest bb

Matthew Ortiz
Matthew Ortiz

I could start posting bestiality if you want~

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

Yeah, this one:

There once was a gril from Peru
She needed a man to screw
She was afraid of the thrusts
So she held back her lusts
Until she flooded the world with her goo

You didn't realize it was about you? x3

There was no mean intent, so it's not mean :3

Asher King
Asher King

if you call it flirting yourself it has an intention per definition ^^

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

But I have no intent to follow through.
I just compliment people and let it go and then say sweet things and shared honeyed words because it's fun.

My boyfriend's even aware that I do this with people.

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

see

David Hill
David Hill

If I take a dozen cocks it's not lewd if I call it flirting

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

Oh, heck.
Flirting isn't serious by definition, today I learned.

Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

I knew it was about me. Hopefully my goo doesn't kills the world.

That doesn't makes it any less sluttish.

I am the honest-est.

Nope. Hidden.

Jordan Gonzalez
Jordan Gonzalez

Everyone dies eventually and there are worse ways to die than drowning in vaginal fluid

Nolan Torres
Nolan Torres

I wonder if Duke liked my e-rap about his waifu

Nathaniel Martinez
Nathaniel Martinez

Pumba what happened. PUMBA.

Actually drowning is one of the worst ways to die.

Jeremiah Gomez
Jeremiah Gomez

YOU KNOW WHADDA MEAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

O REALLY

William Hill
William Hill

I'll flirt with you, 師匠

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

Yeah. Don't believe me? Ask me anything and I will give you an honest response. Peruvian style.

Evan Lee
Evan Lee

but you already have pics of my butt

Jonathan Brooks
Jonathan Brooks

Probably, I'm just a reprobate

Though I could probably list like 20 worse ways but they'd all be really gruesome and thinking them up would put me in a weird mood

Kayden Young
Kayden Young

Post butt

I do not im afraid, I have lost them, if you would be so kind as to reimburse me.

James Ward
James Ward

flirting is a fun game

too bad Im way to sleep deprived to play it right meow

David Johnson
David Johnson

Oh. Drat.

Why sleep deprived?

Juan Foster
Juan Foster

Reprobate??

And don't. No need for gore.

That's... Not really a question.

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

It is if you have IQ

Adam Scott
Adam Scott

I didnt sleep very well for some reason last night, I kept waking up..

and then I had classes from 9 til 5:30 :x

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

time to drink

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

It's just that the way of dying we mentioned is related to one of my fetishes

I had faith that you wouldn't ask me to; that's why I mentioned it :3

Go sleep :3

Hunter Ross
Hunter Ross

same
tequila and rum
whatcha drinking faggot

Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

And should you not be getting to sleep now anyway???

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

i want alcohol again but i need to not become an alcoholic so i'm skipping out on it this time

Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

sooon

yuh but Im good at making bad decisions

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

lemonade

Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

I'm going to tie you up throw you in bed

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

Then I'll make a good decision.

Go to sleep.

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

So soon?

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

I said "ask me anything", not "ask me for anything". Nice try.

That's pretty sluttish, not gonna lie.

Chase Baker
Chase Baker

Faggot reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Levi Howard
Levi Howard

don't really have any pics, just this and one other

Isaiah Stewart
Isaiah Stewart

Do you like penises?

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

I'll gooo

I should have you make all my decisions from now on

nini~

Ayden Edwards
Ayden Edwards

You're on an NA sleep schedule, you don't count.

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

Nini, 師匠

William Robinson
William Robinson

Having a fetish is sluttish?

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

Ok that is an actual question.
Yes, I do.

See? I am honest. I win now.

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

No. Telling other people you have a fetish is sluttish.

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

Aye..

Hunter Smith
Hunter Smith

I wonder how many times I'm going to get Peru gril to say some variation of "That's pretty sluttish, not gonna lie" in one night

Sleep well ♥

Robert Stewart
Robert Stewart

Never trust moogs.

Are you a pretty?

Caleb Torres
Caleb Torres

Ohh, right, you talked with Wish-kun about this :3

Well you already know I don't take "sluttish" as an insult ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm just a real nigga

Asher Reed
Asher Reed

dint trust a hoe dont trust me

Wyatt Richardson
Wyatt Richardson

Who even is Peru

Zachary Jenkins
Zachary Jenkins

"a real nigga" yeah that's one way to put it.

Hunter Williams
Hunter Williams

man never trust moogs

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

I'm drunk...

Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

I bet over 15 times.

Far from it. Not at all.

A real nigga? Are you black?
Black comcubine.

Your prom date.

Luis Diaz
Luis Diaz

donte get out

Jackson Morales
Jackson Morales

Everyone seems to be.

Nathan Gutierrez
Nathan Gutierrez

A cute brown girl

Thanks ^^

Urban Dictionary told me I don't have to be black to be a "real nigga"

Source(s): urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=real nigga

Camden Howard
Camden Howard

oh weird...

Chase Nguyen
Chase Nguyen

It is a good day to be.

Jeremiah Richardson
Jeremiah Richardson

fuck

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread

Lincoln Ward
Lincoln Ward

rip

Benjamin Gray
Benjamin Gray

It's tuesday though so I have to stay sober.

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