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Eatin' Dick like Cheetos Edition

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For my desktop (which is now bricked, 7 years for a 300 dollar build, woo), yeah. But I finally broke down and bought a laptop a little while ago. School kinda held a gun to my head to do it.

is it wrong to want to be attracted to lloyd because he's black

yes.

Yes, he is a nigger

Who's going to draw it?

yea i just helped my girlfriend buy a laptop and i told her it would do her a world of good, its an 800 dollar laptop though

That's racist.

i know

Can you really be racist to slaves?

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I think I might be like a closet Jew.

babook

i did say it was just a highdea, how would we even portray you, as a vaporeon??

And look, all I'm gonna say is I've been seein' far too many little mulato mixed breeds runnin' around lately, so like, at least try to be original.


For communists everyone's a slave, so I guess it's kinda impossible innit?

i could have gotten one way cheaper but she insisted it be able to play the sims 4 on high at least

I'm so sorry.

whatever you like, I hold little to no stake in it.

well thats no fun, i guess he should just make smiles the owner and you the lackyboy

Alternate Right Propaganda

Alternative facts.

I never said anything about making Kissy the owner; just that she'd be a loli working at the sex shop because she claimed to be one IRL

Also an LN not a VN

Basically BD is posting fake news because he was too focused on cybering Squiddy

Guess I have to wake and bake, you leave me no choice


Kiss, how are you today? :3

Wish I slept more than the 4 hours I did, but I had to wake up early for some stuff. Now I'm hungry, but haven't managed to go find food yet.

Woah nelly. I'm back now from picking sis at school and I find THIS.


Slow down there, people.
I mean... Why does it matters what I have between my legs? I am not focusing about it or talking about it, so neither should you.
I just came here to meet new friends, that's all. Get your mind off the gutter please. Not everything boils down to this kind of attractions. Not everything is sex-related.

Everyone here is a fag

You should get food and then nap :3

Anyway, tell me about your time as a sex shop loli

You said people were getting fired and you had to work really hard to keep the job, right? What was that like? ^^

Seems like talking about sex toys with customers would be an awkward job, but I think your aloof nature would make it alright for you :3


I concluded that you're a gril days ago and now I see no reason to dwell on the question

How was your day?

Sorry, love, I didn't think it'd be a point of contention.

I don't really care what you've got between your legs, you're great either way.

I cant habeeb i been usurped

but i love tristan because he's a big bear boy and because he is a good snuggler???????????? is that sexual

I can see that.


It was fine. But I am broken atm in both real life and Digimon Masters Online. Ran out of bites to buy disks, and IRL ran out of patience to keep living with family.
I am starting to think about going to live in some kind of shared appartment. I know if I ask, I will eventually find one.


If I'm not touching the subject, it's because it really doesn't matters at all.
But if the situation ever arises where I have to show pics of me or list in detail what do I have down there, I will. I just don't need to do it with strangers right now tho, and I think that's reasonable from me, isn't it?

Typical trap/tranny response

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i'm fine with whatever as long as you have a penis

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Probably, yeah.


Probably, yeah.


Probably, yeah. Altho that doesn't really applies to this situation.

I could not agree more.

Yeah, don't give these fags anything unless you don't mind seeing yourself getting reposted every few days

theres not much else to talk about

Hey, I fulfilled your request ^^

I know a cute dickgirl named Rin
From Alice's Alicefag bin
A reclusive nerd
With obsessions absurd
A worshiper of Japanese sin


Yeah living with family can be annoying when you're grown up

Shouldn't be hard to find one; just search on Craigslist or something ^^

You would make a great loli

This is Peru. So things like Craiglist aren't a thing. I will just ask some friends if they know anything about such places and hope for the best.


You gotta be a real idiot to give stuff to randoms on the internet.
I got over that phase already.


Thanks for the neccesary information, pal.


Of course there is. Get creative.

Kissy was UNDERAGED and working at a sex shop somehow

Wha... nah.

i havent drawn lately

Don't bully me, Nagotoro-san Ch 3 came out already

Then this happened

jfc muh dick

Was it rape?

Kissy come back

This interview is important


lima.craigslist.org/

?????

I guess maybe people just don't use it much

I don't know; you should at least try looking online if you haven't yet ^^ Good luck, in any event

People are idiots~

im pretty sure that kissy wants to be a boy, they don't really save super feminine vaporeons, or if they do they don't most them as much, like sparkly eyes and ribbons and crap

How does she go from being on the bottom to being on the top?
What freaking magic did they perform?

Seeing her get all doki doki is priceless

The bully finally gets flustered

best feeling ever

I don't think Rin liked the limerick but I thought she knew what to expect after the other ones I posted that thread


She told me she's a girl

All I can do in this world of forms is go with the premises I'm presented with with the knowledge that everything is ultimately just a manifestation of nothingness anyway

post*

oh okay so they picked a female character for themselves

OMG it feels like if I was back in 2004. It's so bad.
And I doubt it's popular.


Creativity is more than drawing. Or that's what I like to tell myself.


It's called "anime self-fulfillement wishes".
Because apparently women can never be in control of sexual situations, and as soon as a woman comes in contact with a penis, she will become a mushy-mushy bag of weakness and delicacy. Anime is CRAP.


Specially anime fans.

Only one person got fired at my store, and one from another.
It's not really that awkward, some people make it that way though.
The weirdest part was when they would proposition me for sex.
Only happened a handful of times.

male and female ones look right about the same though.

thats true but some art styles are more distinctively boyish or girlish, i always feel like the ones you post look more boyish but im not really that good with pokemon :^) they look exactly the same in the games besides the pikachus tails and some other really specific bullshit

That's what I was wondering too, I though he was gonna fall on top of her and like grope her titty like in the manga he was reading earlier

who even watches anime?

WHAT
bubutbutbut

*hugs*

I post this one sometimes, it has a bow.

Weaboos, that's who.


Gosh that trash couldn't be more cliché even if they tried.
So she touches his cock and falls in love? What kind of retarded thing is that. Do these people even know how human interaction works?


Hush now.

but it isn't sexual if there's no reproduction

expression used in an artistic work. though yeah it can be used in more social spaces. but why would you

Like, she got off real easy on the obscenity. The only obscene part is "dickgirl"

Every other limerick I've written has been more obscene except for the one I wrote about Hu, which is just a great big holocaust joke

If I must I guess I'll cut myself and make a blood mural to apologize


Basically I guess


Idk, just seemed like something that might be worth trying, but I guess you could get better things from asking friends and stuff


Hm, didn't you mention having to try harder because you were afraid of getting fired? I'm wondering what that was like :3

My expectations were excessively low, I just didn't have any comment.


Very different society.
Though I've seen a few where she does not become a mushy-mushy bag of weakness and delicacy.

Eww.
Am gonna bed. Enjoy your day cutie~

I resent that remark.

okay the bow comment im regretting, half the boys here would wear bows anyways so its not really a good indicator either way

lolno

She bullies him for funsies, and he's super beta and lets it happen he even cries sometimes lmao

Rude :3

How's your day going?

Maybe you are right. I could give it a go.
Allow me to check.


I assure you, not even Japanese society works like mangakas try to show it.


Good night Danish sweet!


Because you are a weaboo.


You and I both know that's probably what will end happening.
What a losers story made by some guy who clearly wishes a girl would have treated him like garbage. A literal "cuck".


By that logic, all porn actresses are pure nuns unless they get pregnant after the act.


Because I am doing so. Like, right now.
See we are chatting about something. Not very enticing mind you but it's better than nothing.

I just tried harder because I get nervous about getting fired if I don't exceed expectations. It's a silly pressure to put on myself.
The hardest part was getting the customers to let you help them, people are kind of closed off for the most part.

see like that still looks pretty boyish for ribbons

i swear you do these things on purpose

Full of kids.

Or were they squids?

I don't remember.

Yourself?


Mangaka?
Some manage to get it right.

Doujinshi artists?
Well, that's a no-man's-land I try not to venture into.

This pretty much a manga aimed for Masochistic submissive guys with glasses

Pretty much my self insert manga


lmao it's super popular on /a/

People are eating it up

maybe it is more difficult to express creativity in conversation

Yeah, well... you're a...
Fuck, I got nothin.

Some mangakas are good.

And I would rather say "no-woman's-land" because those guys have zero idea how women work.


Uhmmm... I wonder why...


I know it is. I am awful at smalltalk but hey, gotta try before calling quits.

Good luck ^^ Just be careful; I'm not sure how safe of an option that is in Peru, come to think of it


Yeah, I imagine they would be ^^

I think the way you're kind of cold and aloof and stuff would make you a good character in that scenario

Just calmly talking about the specifics of a butt toy to a customer while they get embarrassed over it


Babysitting/taking care of an aquarium?

Ur whale cum

It's extremely unsafe.
That's why I would only go for female roommates.


You can always go the easy route and call me "spic". Even tho that's technically not correct and my skin is pretty pale.

I'm surrounded by real spics. Only thing you and they share in common is a language.

what if he just got like really upset and bodyslammed her liker stop tocuhing my fucking penis bitch

Taco taco burrito.
Inmigración ilegal.
Die Trump. I'm gonna steal real 'murricans JOBS.

Am I spic enough now?

Just have to make sure the person you're contacting is actually female, I guess

Talk to her on the phone before meeting her IRL, and listen to your gut

Idk, the idea seems unsafe in general now that I think about it; Peru seems kind of like that kind of hellhole

It's my favorite place to yammer about anime tho
Aside from here, but thats when Emmas around

It is extremely unsafe. Hence why I want to ask friends for help.
Two years ago I met a girl for few months. She went back to USA, but told me about the place she stayed at: An appartment with 3 other girls and they all paid the bills together. She even told me they could probably accept me there me if I really really wanted.

...THAT IS IT. I GOT IT. I have to contact her again and make them vouch for me. It's brilliant!


Man. That anime truly digusts me.

Oh and sorry I forgot to answer your question

I slept all day

Imagine, talking.... about anime

No, you didn't make fun of me for being white and not speaking Spanish, or shout "La raza" enough, also where's your trail of half barefoot children screaming at the top of their lungs through the store while you ignore them?

Probably much more apt anyway if it's the women who try to avoid it.

wow being even weaker than a girl in high school, this really is a fantasy manga

It's manga btw, though I really hope it gets an anime adaption
I don't know why you hate anime so much lol


Don't you want to dommed by a loli?

I'm gonna get up and shower and stuff

KISSY 👏 YOU 👏 SHOULD 👏 REALLY 👏 MAKE 👏 A 👏 DISCORD 👏


I guess my idea was dumb. I just woke up and was immediately thrust into correcting a fake news story and interviewing a ex sex shop loli, so I'm a bit out of sorts

Nice, I'm glad you found a good idea :3


Oh, that meme game :3

*an

exactly!!

I want a little girl to make me cry tbh

Is Kisshot Desu?

no, stop being retarded

SAYS GRAVITY BOY

anything is less retarded than constantly asking if people are Desu

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That video has shitty audio quality.

Is canada desu?

the 240p just makes the eurobeat stronger

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Did somebody say Eurobeat?

-sits on the floor, quietly playing with his glass kitty figurines-

hope knot

how did i know

E D M I S L I F E
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-kick-

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/COOL VIBRATIONS/

-locks loco out in the cold and pats sonata-

I know man I'm all about dubstep

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thats your GTO right?

[Muffled 'I WANNA DANCE' in the distance]


Yeah, why you ask?

C O O L V I B R A T I O N S

just making sure, its a nice car, good to see it once in a while

Oh I was eating. Sorry for anyone I didn't replied on time.


It's not like women try to avoid it. It's just that it is so male-oriented mot of the time.
Losers shouldn't have drawing skills.


I already told you why.
It's just retarded most of the time. Made by people who clearly don't know what they are doing.
Also why does every anime look the same. That's tacky.


I don't think I even want to ask.

Please don't be a pedo.


Is that girl from re:trashero


CRAP. I'm not spic enough.
Then you got nothing to insult me for.

Further proof that not being a virgin !== not being a loser

Who else but I have the sheer brass balls to fly the stars and bars in Detroit?

Hey, you a girl?

ha-HA

you have skills?

I don't
what about this one?

I'm not cold and aloof at work though I'm warm and comforting because I'm supposed to be.

It's true tho.
Such a waste of amazing art, drawing self-fulfillement media. When they could be drawing something more. Something grandiose. Something that anyone could look at and be all like "This is beautiful, I like it!"


There are no girls in the internet. Isn't that a fact?
Le, uhmm, tits or le GTFO.

Why is my team always such trash?

*walks you back to the friendzone you tried escaping from*

You're just toxic.

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were they bots?

-pouts and scootches away from you-

:c

Back


LOL I was just talking about stuff that happened in this thread

Kissy worked at a sex shop when she was underage; it seems like a good topic for weeb fan fiction ^^


Hm, thanks for the info; I think that's a contrast I could work with :3

How did you get hired, anyway? Wasn't it technically illegal for you to work there?

Maybe I can be a girl, mom and dad will never know

just the pose in that other one, this could be either or, also cultures that used those metal bands, usually certain genders wore those on different parts of their bodies, im not entirely sure but i think the arms and legs was like warrior males and women would wear them on their necks

could just be confusing an aesthetic with IRL culture but that stuff makes it into art a lot

this one could be female easily, and I really only think that certain artists purposely go for more masculine traits to distinguish an animal. is it even important to think about when drawing a pokemon? almost definitely not, some artists probably do not even consider it.

you hurtful motherfucker

16-17 is hardly underage really. They know pretty much their stuff. Most of the time. Probably.


Keep /a/ on /a/ you /a/ssoholic bich.


They won't know but they will for sure not be proud.


Was it really just your team?

No.

something something something.... players hate the game
blah blah blah more friendzone cringe memes.


what are you playing?

you're a monster

People in the 50s did some weird shit.

Kidsquids 2

that would be me

So do I just blog about my rl life here and avatar as myself instead?

No, I know why I'm trash. :^)

people sure do make a lot of songs about monsters in their lives.


ah
maybe you really are playing with kids who just received their first nintendo switch from black friday?

Don't you have any other hobbies besides anime?


As expected. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

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Yeah, what matters is that it could be cute

I think you'd actually make a good character in that story, as one of Kissy's coworkers ^^

:)

I like taking dabs

I would have thrown in with the Turbonique company, who I'm convinced was just a front for the Looney Toons ACME company.

Hurray I get to be a supporting character. The quirky comedy relief who smittens the readers with wits and charm.


Le smoker culture. 420. Ecks deee.
Anything else?


Basically:
You can be the little girl.
But your parents will still feel shaem by you, even if they don't know.

I'm implying your parents are ashamed.

These people have been playing for a while


I'm still, consistently, one of the better players in any given match.

Just applied. It's not like I had to use buy or sample the stuff.

I guess so. I don't usually think about male or female for pokemon.

I wish my parents were ashamed of me.

I wish they felt anything for me.

AWW SHIT, BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS AGAIN

youtube.com/watch?v=CW86-RH4C1o

I bet a lot of those cartoons were based on some pretty real scrapped ideas at the time or just shit that plain got people killed

I love doing cocaine

I play the games so I generally care a lot about that, but that was a long time ago, I guess it's more accurate to say played not play.

my parents died before I was born

-gives loco a hug and nuzzles them with my muzzle-

same

Well if rumor is anything to go off of, Turbonique was run by a guy Evel Knievel considered to be cuckoo for cocoa puffs, so there was probably at least one time that sort of mythology made it to fiction.

-likes Splatoon 2- :3

Are you one of the trash that I keep getting paired with? :c

that's great, truth is stranger than fiction really, fiction just tries to present crazy weird truths in a digestible way often times, but yea some fiction is just fucking based on nothing

:< -is usually pritty good, in the top 2 on his team.-

same i go gold and silver all the time in quickplays on my own, i just end up playing with people from threads and getting SMASHED by teams way better than me

Top 2 of your team doesn't mean much tbh.

having fun and doing good at the level you are at is all that matters to a non-competitive player

Darn sis is using the PC. Brb.

No Hina pics here

-has moved on to WWII for a bit, but wants to play more squids soon!-


-paints you-

its okay pal ill still talk to you even if you're stuck on a phone

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Lewd.

better than being at risk from VD

Posting in phone in such a log thread is impossible tho.

you say that but i manage to do it

-shakes head nu, not at all.-

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We'll think o' something.

You mean we aren't all squidkids here?

The only good kind of dab

h-haha, there's no way i've secretly been a shota this whole time

Kyle is a shota

Excuse me are you fuckers trying to steal my thing?

this but unironically

fuk u


No one wants your thing, despite what you might think.

I mean I know that's not true.

In that match I was dancing with someone in the same area for, like, a solid minute and a half.

Dabs need to be purged in righteous flame

We were both using dualies and we both used our ult on eachother at least twice and we just wouldn't die.

Man I love dabbing me some coke off of trap titties

:c

Look, I know you keep tryin' to shove it down Hu's throat, but from what I hear, it ain't workin'.

sonata is not for lewd

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noooooooooo

i can feel it in my anus

you killed the thread you sick fuck

How would that even work

Gloriously.

Not wanting your partner to prolapse your anus and cut the rosebud off with a pair of scissors

didnt watch that far homie god damn shut up just stop

I'm not sure that's what glorious is

Ask soto

-is true-

The spoiler image fits well.

I'm also pretty sure that's pretty far from genuinely trying,

That's disgusting, why would you post it?

because people like puppies and kittens and such.

CL4P-TRP is in this match.

I'm pretty sure I'm pretty far from genuinely being serious.

when you on tilt but you keep playing the game anyways

I'm pretty sure you're pretty close to sucking my dick, faggot

Nice, traps.

post traps

meat is murder

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:3

Make a Discord though

Luv u gurl

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I'll murder that fuckin boipussy

eggs and dairy are unethical too!

Kind of want to reincarnate as a wolf

I dunno, they seem like they're having a pretty good time

Don't you ride a bicycle everywhere too?

then you get to experience all the knot jokes unless you incarnate as a female wolf

not in the fucking winter, when i get nice days yea the exercise is still good

It's knot a joke.

Wolves don't understand knot jokes or English

Perhaps that could be seen as one of the benefits

Trap pussy

yea not being aware of how shitty all the memes around you are would be pretty great

what if you were a female though and you got fucked and had to have puppies

You disgust me.

I'd have female hormones so I guess I'd like it

yea pretty sure even if my girlfriend doesnt consciously want to get pregnant, she will have the urge to do lots of unprotected sex


nothing new there

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And wolves are pretty much just pure instinct

There's no level of them that thinks things like "you know, I'm not sure if I could raise a kid in today's economy..." or "I was a male in a past life and I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!"

:>

yea but i was just joking, i know animals would have more primal and simple instincts instincts

I'm back. Typing on phone is way too annoying.

Discord kill?


Yeah ur a smart doggy :3

-pets u-

Who's a smart doggy? ^^


Yeah it's true suffering

-bites your finger-

Total suffering.
I only like discord with phone.

Look at this autist

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oddly enough, i only like discord on the phone as well, it seems more bothersome on the PC but at the same time its much easier and faster to type with a wireless keyboard which barely uses any battery power at all than kill my phone all day on discord

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Someone put down this dog.


Great minds think alike...

Just kidding we aren't great minds at all.

yea no fooling anyone there

Call him a bad dog and swat him with a rolled up news paper

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The fuck is this shit.

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Perhaps one of your gayest posts overall

What's even happening in that picture?


I checked my phone and it's working there but it's stuck on loading on my computer

Oh well

Just realized you've joined the elite ranks of the kawaii people who I have to fight the urge to e-hug

BAD DOG. Begone, dog. You stupid dog.

:3c

Desktop is working for me

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The furries ERPing in thread was always a danger but who knew it would actually happen?

Do I have to do anything for that?


BAD DOG STOP THAT. DON'T BE A FURRY DAMNIT DOG.

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Patience, faggot- The Hamm's is strong with me tonight.

Gomen.

d-dunno dallas senpai


i guess you'd have to ask the artist

I checked again and mine is too now

Order is restored


What do you mean? Kawaii comes naturally

I never had a problem

COULD IT BE TIME TO GAS FURRIES?

All I know is I was very slightly turned on by the spread legs and panties

NANI?!

At the very least post muscular furries, not fat ones.
I shouldn't be the one telling you how to do your job!


Good because I don't feel like I did anything particularly remarkable.


I prefer furries than weaboos tbh
Weaboos are self-aware yet do nothing to improve.

Welcome to my world, nigga
Where it's VIP
And Discord chugs Wish's pee

you mean the leggings? i didn't see any panties in that pic


the rest of you can always hope the batteries die in my keyboard because i refuse to use the one on the laptop :3c

GAS THE BIKES, RACE CAR NOW

That's what they all say

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I don't like your world

I mean lots of bikes do take gas

Don't bullshit me, faggot I see through your shit

DESU?


Have some Mpreg.

gas gas gas come on and kike on the gas

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You are mistaken. I am not cute.
If I was cute I would go flirting around with strangers.


I am not an anatomy master but males shouldn't go pregnant.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZcD75L4QLrM

Toshiba Kawasaki sashimi...!

no idea what you are on about dallas


welcome to initiation get hazed by furfags

That "fag" in "furfag" really is literal, isn't it.

That's the point of mpreg.


Ugu

I disagree.

Then you won't have any trouble posting that full pic for research purposes then...!

I thought the point of mpreg was providing a solution- A final one, if you will, to the Female Question.

That's what cute people do tho, don't they?


But males don't go pregnant!
Unless they are a transexual male... But then again if you want to be a man, you shouldn't go pregnant.

Unless you are a seahorse. But none of us are seahorses. Right?

I mean the pic we were originally talking about


The more I get used to making up rhymes on the spot, the closer Holla Forums comes to its death

Have to thank Snoop Doggity Doggy Doggy Canine for inspiring that one though


There are different kinds of cute, but I guess it's a matter of opinion, ultimately :3

You think I'm cute? So flattering ^^

i mean it can get less faggy but that does not mean things would improve in a positive direction


i don't have the full pic and didn't even know it existed that's not my crop!!

got em!!

I think that's just coquettes and flirts.

Undertale is a shit game to be honest

More whimsical rhymes please
Do one for me

oh yea, ive found some really good art on pixiv that i probably wouldn't feel comfortable saving that still did weird things to my penis

I have more saved somewhere.


Impregnate me.

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fug :DDD

Ah, requests

My arch-nemesis


I'm a real nigga

is no one going to point out the bullshit that was just stated by peru user

about transexual males getting pregnant

no? we just gonna leave it there? Okay.

You cannot impregnate men.

Dew it

Legend of Korra was shit too, dewd.

oh i see the english confused me

I saved that bondage image of Asreal.

Yeah, it's a matter of opinions. I don't find myself cute but hey, if you find me cute then that's awesome! I love it.

You flirst with everybody?


And those aren't cute?


Can't furry men be more... Manly?


That pic is gonna make me puke.
Fatshaming you hard.

Transexual males are girls who want to be men. Like that old viral pic of the pregnant man.


Nah, Undertale is actually a good game. It's the fanbase what sucks.

Better than most animu games by far.

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i havent even finished watching through that show ever

see

Yea I get what you were saying, and I don't know I guess I have some more manly pics.

I'm just a trashy undertale fan that sucks don't expect too much from me :^)

Please don't post it- It's a necessary evil to finally do away with the female problem, but it is an ugly solution should only be undertaken by a few holy martyrs- And Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Some of the art and porn that came out of it was pretty okay though.

I don't read most things and I'm generally okay with leaving people to their memes these days


Tell me about urself
Any memes of the top shelf?
It'll help me come up with a rhyme and also bide some time


Good, embrace it

You didn't say "everybody"; you just said "with strangers"

Though I guess you're not a stranger anymore

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It is like saying "Hurr well homestuck was okay" niggers

Good, don't.

I am sad that I'll never carry a litter of puppies.

Oh yeah, my bad on that one.
But I mean... If you flirt with strangers... That's kinda sluttish, I'm not gonna lie.


But it actually is a good game. It subverts expectatives and regular tropes in a way that most games don't. I will admit the lore and the elements behind the game might feel a bit corny if you know all about them... But that's only for the hardcore players and Undertale nerds. If you are a normal player, you will totally have fun with your very first (and hopefully only) run. It doesn't pretends being anything else but a game that can be a one-time funtime!


No, Homestuck was garbage. Asspull and asspull. Like Dragonball and Naruto, honestly.


Undertale fans: Almost as bad as weaboos.


Being fat is BAD.

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You are gay


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROASTED

More that cute isn't exclusively them.

Thumbs are fingers, fingers aren't necessarily thumbs.

alllmooooost

I give up.


So does that makes me cute yes or no.

I think you could be.

Even if the flirting isn't lewd? ^^

It's not my fault if they think lewd things as a result of it

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Huzzah! I can do it.


Yeah. It's still pretty slutty.

YES.

Tbh I don't see a problem with "slutty" and I don't think I can pretend I do for another post

I think the first conversation we had was partly about this, actually :3

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I'm doing my part

Maybe I am a bit too prude for my own good.

??????

Isn't that just a furry version of that one fat character from that one shitty Blizzard shooter moba? Battleborn wasn't it?

Is flirting without intent lewd?

no its just good for making conversation and small talk if you arent super awkward about it

One of your first posts here was you trying to tell people not to post porn.


Si

I don't like anything but my waifu
No memes, they almost all suck

Whatever comes naturally to you is fine, as long as you're not repressing any desires. Though I guess you are; I remember that conversation too, and the limerick I wrote about it ^^

See


I don't see how it could be classified as that

If there's no lewd intent and no lewd topic then how is it lewd

Without intent? What do you mean?


...Yeah. And?

Pretty prudish and arrogant.

i just wanna get inside you again baby~

sssssssssssssssssssssssh baby

Nezi

still waiting for ass pics

i just want to get teamed up with people who aren't trash even if i get stomped by better teams

Well technically I gave you a rhyme in that post
But I guess it's time for us to all raise a toast
To your fucking degenerate waifu,
And hope Japan gets hit by a typhoon

I just posted one


I have scrims soon but maybe after

Like me flirting with basically anyone.

i wont be able to get on for a while, if i see you there ill message you, no pressure ill still play either way :^) im practicing a lot lately

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link

Rin does use lewd topics while flirting, though
You never know what to expect around that hoe

I'M SORRY, IT RHYMES

Oh gosh I couldn't be any more repressed even if I tried.

And oh. Was that for me?! Mean!

nO.


That's not "without intent"!
Yes that's lewd!

Just gotta be honest bb

I could start posting bestiality if you want~

Yeah, this one:

There once was a gril from Peru
She needed a man to screw
She was afraid of the thrusts
So she held back her lusts
Until she flooded the world with her goo

You didn't realize it was about you? x3

There was no mean intent, so it's not mean :3

if you call it flirting yourself it has an intention per definition ^^

But I have no intent to follow through.
I just compliment people and let it go and then say sweet things and shared honeyed words because it's fun.

My boyfriend's even aware that I do this with people.

see

If I take a dozen cocks it's not lewd if I call it flirting

Oh, heck.
Flirting isn't serious by definition, today I learned.

I knew it was about me. Hopefully my goo doesn't kills the world.


That doesn't makes it any less sluttish.


I am the honest-est.


Nope. Hidden.

Everyone dies eventually and there are worse ways to die than drowning in vaginal fluid

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I wonder if Duke liked my e-rap about his waifu

Pumba what happened. PUMBA.


Actually drowning is one of the worst ways to die.

YOU KNOW WHADDA MEAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


O REALLY

I'll flirt with you, 師匠

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Yeah. Don't believe me? Ask me anything and I will give you an honest response. Peruvian style.

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but you already have pics of my butt

Probably, I'm just a reprobate

Though I could probably list like 20 worse ways but they'd all be really gruesome and thinking them up would put me in a weird mood

Post butt


I do not im afraid, I have lost them, if you would be so kind as to reimburse me.

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flirting is a fun game

too bad Im way to sleep deprived to play it right meow

Oh. Drat.

Why sleep deprived?

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Reprobate??

And don't. No need for gore.


That's... Not really a question.

It is if you have IQ

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I didnt sleep very well for some reason last night, I kept waking up..

and then I had classes from 9 til 5:30 :x

time to drink

It's just that the way of dying we mentioned is related to one of my fetishes

I had faith that you wouldn't ask me to; that's why I mentioned it :3


Go sleep :3

same
tequila and rum
whatcha drinking faggot

And should you not be getting to sleep now anyway???

i want alcohol again but i need to not become an alcoholic so i'm skipping out on it this time

sooon


yuh but Im good at making bad decisions

lemonade

I'm going to tie you up throw you in bed

Then I'll make a good decision.

Go to sleep.

So soon?

I said "ask me anything", not "ask me for anything". Nice try.


That's pretty sluttish, not gonna lie.

Faggot reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

don't really have any pics, just this and one other

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Do you like penises?

I'll gooo


I should have you make all my decisions from now on

nini~

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You're on an NA sleep schedule, you don't count.

Nini, 師匠

Having a fetish is sluttish?

Ok that is an actual question.
Yes, I do.

See? I am honest. I win now.

No. Telling other people you have a fetish is sluttish.

Aye..

I wonder how many times I'm going to get Peru gril to say some variation of "That's pretty sluttish, not gonna lie" in one night


Sleep well ♥

Never trust moogs.


Are you a pretty?

Ohh, right, you talked with Wish-kun about this :3

Well you already know I don't take "sluttish" as an insult ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm just a real nigga

dint trust a hoe dont trust me

Who even is Peru

"a real nigga" yeah that's one way to put it.

man never trust moogs

I'm drunk...

I bet over 15 times.


Far from it. Not at all.


A real nigga? Are you black?
Black comcubine.


Your prom date.

donte get out

Everyone seems to be.

A cute brown girl


Thanks ^^


Urban Dictionary told me I don't have to be black to be a "real nigga"

Source(s): urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=real nigga

oh weird...

It is a good day to be.

fuck

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It's tuesday though so I have to stay sober.