Mofu mofu mofu ~

mofu mofu mofu ~

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I'm gonna be so fat by the time I get on humira, I've just been eating and drinking junk food

ez stress relief :^)

bump

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lmao this shit is so fucking retarded

redpilling? what is that. At first I read that as reptiling.

How much did you pay for it?

being transgender is now evolution

bamp

I'm backed into a corner, what should I fire back?

it was on sale for like $38

soto where did you even find that

:c

This makes me curious.
How old are you?

I think they could also be considered as being sloppy though

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kinda glad i never got into facebook, but seeing random shit like that from people in high school might be somewhat entertaining

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It's like... 5 min an episode.

Ayy now, that's ain't porn. C'mon.
Also, where do you think you are?

:>

But hot.

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Is that Sinni?

I've got the support agent stumped

he's playing 3D checkers and I'm playing 4D chess

I thought those were pics of Derium's cumfilled ass for a sec

Kinda got me going there for a sec

btw I didn't know you were gay Moogs

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xcxv

LOL

im very gay

Friendship with rin ended

There once was a boy named Lili
He wanted to suck Nezi's willy
They met at seven,
Went to Hot Dog Heaven,
And the sex they had was silly

Special thanks to these posts:

Now Lili can stop asking me to write one about him

oh boy here we go

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Requesting head pats and good boys.

I'll be here all week lmao

You get "Bad boy"'s and nose baps instead

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No, Sinni, please it was just a joke, please forgive me!

I guess that's fair.

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is this a fucking joke

That's easy. I'm ?? years old.

I tried.

A graveyard?

Not really
It's pretty common practice
How much have you played it?

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"Hot Dog Heaven" is perfect, because if you didn't know it's a place they're actually going to go to, it could easily be interpreted as a metaphor for gay sex

What did you do that was good? ^^

At this rate you probably will get one

I'll try again.

You get the fucking roll of newspaper to the snoot

If you keep that up then you get bapped by the broom real hard

I don't know.
It hasn't been a good day and it's about to get worse. I'm just looking for attention because I'm not feeling ok right now.

Aw ♥ -cuddles warmly and pets you-

Want to talk about it?

No. Not really.

Like one or two hours. It ran like shit and the gameplay was shit.

My mom would hit our old dog with a wire when he'd do some really bad shit and it would hurt me more seeing him get hit then run off yelping

Poor guy ;~;

Also I threw up a bit reading that.

I believe the cutoff for Steam is 2 hours, so I see where he's coming from

4d chess

hmmm. i have my doubts, sir. i need attention in limerick form or I'm gonna die this is serious

Try what.

Your mom was a savage. Who hits animals?

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*pat pat*

thanks

Sounds about right.

Discord was the try.

I hope you feel better soon ^^

The limerick?

The quickest way you'll get one is if you whip up some drama that you're the center of

No problem :3

Lmaoo

You should have known it would be obscene, if you didn't expect that : ^ )

I didn't write this one but it's relevant:
"The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical."

rawr

Sto stop posting big titty woman #1234

I can't let off my secrets or else the government will chase me down.

I dunno, stressed out women I guess

There's no excuse.
People who start hurting animals slowly escalate to hurt humans.

!!!

But titty!

Drama is the last thing I want.

You're already on the lists.

slippery slope much

There's a subby young black boy named Lloyd
Talk of his race makes him annoyed
A thirsty young furry,
He takes cock in a hurry,
Anything to fill the gay void

Don't go loving titties. Instead, post a character whose personality you appreciate.

Do I look like a commie to you?

I don't really hurt animals unless they hurt me or like attack me lol

I enjoy hurting humans through a computer to make myself feel better as a person though

I don't do it irl cause they would obviously beat me up lmao

What if Galco-chan has a personality I appreciate?

legit pretty salty i play a game for an hour and they can't refund it when it's clearly broken

Hey, you do you I guess. I don't really approve it but that's how you live your life.

Does she?

Totally.

There's no such thing as a nice human being

Yeah people strive to be one but they can never be one
It's impossible man

rekt
tbh if there is a trial/demo and you didn't try it there's at least partial blame on you tho

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It's pretty accurate
I'll stand by it.

Do you bleed red?

On the product page for Forza 7 there is no mention of a free demo anywhere. You'd have to know about the demo and search for it.

but yes I am partially at fault

doesn't make the policy any more fair and reasonable though

You changed the file name, idiot

She doesn't.
But you stopped posting her so that's good.

There is no such a thing as a nice person.
But not-douches exist. So strive to not be an asshole without reason.

No my blood is pink.

yea, why i said partially
if the product doesn't work majority is almost certainly with the manufacturer/distributor

You don't know her!

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EWWWW

Hopefully people will think twice before making requests after these two

Only one I have left is Test

Other than that I'll probably just wait for drama to happen and then bust rhymes about it

lmao

Can I taste it?

Why think twice?
I enjoyed mine.

I actually don't. But she's from an anime and she's big tittied, so I can only assume.

No. It has metallic taste and you shouldn't drink it.

I'm not sure Lili liked his LOL

I'm sad that "Wish" almost rhymes with "piss" but not quite

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See, those are the best parts though...

Please don't.

i want a limerick about my skull being crushed

I love blood

Hymen blood is best blood

Hey, how're you? ^^

LOL fine :3

How's your night going?

I probably won't write one but maybe

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How did I know Wish would be lurking

i cant believe hoem made macaroni n cheese is this good

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you dont have to im just saying i want my skull crushed

okey, kind if lethargic today. How about you?

It's not too bad, it's really fricken cold though and my fingers hurt.

How about you?

I actually did just open the thread to that.

But saying Wish or Emma does summon me :^)

are you making nice folders for me?

Kiss
And also Wish
Hi

The hymen isn't supposed to bleed.

Nice character. Full of depth.

that is also my fetish.

It's especially good with bread crumbs stuff

Why? :3 -pets your hair-

Pretty good; high and listening to music while killing everyone with lewd poems

By the way, I think you'd probably be a good topic, since you have that whole sex shop loli meme going on

Hmm

Have you drawn anything new? ^^

Don't you have heating? Put enough stuff on to make yourself not cold, including gloves :3

Good to know ^^

Wen I'm not running into issues with hard-drive space, sure.
What's Luka doin'?

Oh they're full alright.

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tfw ;;

Hi

Yeah, but I have bad circulation so my fingers and toes get really cold.

I can't play games with gloves on though.

Why? Why don't you like the titty?

NOT A FETISH

i dunno i think i just want to have pain inflicted upon me

hoowwwwwwwdy

It can

But she was really tight in general and it was hurting her a lot, soo, I'm not sure it was just the hymen

Hmm, maybe if you get the right kind of gloves

Turn the heat up more ^^

yeah i was just joking about mine too ha ha

Lewd

Because sexualized and vapid.

It wasn't just the hymen, also you broke her beyond belief.
This is why you have to be lubricated. The first time is painful for most girls no matter what tho.

Would it be hot for your wife to cosplay your waifu?

no

yes

How convenient, both don't exist.

wat

Hey there.

I need some gaymer gloves.

But then everyone else would be uncomfortable.

If my husband had a waifu he would most likely not be my husband anymore.

Yes, but I haven't finished it.
I quit that job for going back to school.

oooo i want cool gamer gloves too !!! FINGERLESS GAMER GLOVES !!!!!!!

Sometimes, the hymen and vagina can get really damage after enough friction.
It doesn't has to be neccesarily sexual, mind you. Horse/bull riding can cause it too.

I didn't mean it like that
Would you like a separate one over again?
What's going on

Wow

damaged after*

So what are you into then?

Are we talking about "into" as in hobbies or into as in what.

Oh, fingerless?
But then they wouldn't help keep my fingers warm!

But tearing the hymen !== breaking her "beyond belief"

Nah it's cool, I was just joking around :^)

Just wanting to die like usual, what about with you?

Did use lube and also I loosened her up with fingers for days before, but she was just tight I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sometimes things get bloody; it doesn't have to be anyone's fault

What's wrong? This isn't actually because of the limerick, is it? x3

Yeah, ones that cover the fingers I guess ^^

RIP :(

Is school going alright?

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No, it's done for lol.

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oh i didnt see you need to be warm !! finger gloves yes.

nothings wrong

Well, we started off on pneumatic anime women, I figured we'd keep going from there, but what your preference was.
But hobbies sounds good too. What are you into in terms of politics. Philosophy. ...?

I'm just wondering why I live like usual, so we're about on the same page.
I'm also listening to a bit of music so it's not so quiet.

I said hi and you spurred me.
Also hi.

Just get a GED some day ^^ -pets your hair-

Ohh, I wasn't sure why you wanted your skull bashed in and stuff

who are you though.

I have a highschool degree.

i always do

You aren't supposed to bleed badly after breaking the hymen.
Also it doesn't really breaks. It tears and opens itsefl.

Hope it wasn't too painful for her.

My stand on those topics is "You are free to do whatever but opressing and abusing others is a no-no".
I have right and left ideas and mash them up together to make my perfect world.
For example: LGBT rights is GOOD. Killing all Muslims is GOOD. Kicking out illegal immigrants is GOOD.

end my existence blah blah life is meaningless blah blah

Lloyd.

Oh how cute, you remembered about it ^W^

Sure, but you gotta pay for gas.

I think I'd be better trying to solve the original problem still.

But now we have a second issue.

My toes are cold and wearing socks on carpet is for chumps.

You're actually the worst.

I was fine just sitting in silence until you pointed it out.

Hey man, don't mention it. It's what I'm here for. Might as well play some of your Osu! music or what have you

Epix memz

Near perfect.
Just gotta toss the communists in there with the Muslims.

I guess you were in college, then? =w=

Aw~ -hugs warmly-

You quoted me, I guess you forgot to link me before it? ^^

And it did seem pretty painful, buut I guess she either had to go through it or just never have sex

What do you mean? Improving circulation?

I forgot about communism because it is so unimportant. Just a bunch of kids who believe a flawed system can actually work.

She probably hated sex for a while. I know all about that.

its not like a bad thing just something that sounds good to me ?

Oh, hello.
People do like the rp kiss thing sometimes so I'm not sure if they mean me.

Highschool finished early.

She was actually glad that we managed to do it cause she thought I might not be able to fit at all and that I'd break up with her because of that or something

Talking about this feels kind of tacky; how was your day? ^^

Makes sense; sometimes I feel the same way about hanging myself even though I've never really actually considered suicide

I guess when you said it's done for you meant you graduated, then? Good job; I thought you meant you dropped out again ^^

sometimes pain just sounds nice ? maybe even if practically it would not feel good really but. the idea of it sounds good

No, I finished highschool a bit ago, it's college I'm failing out of.

sitting around doing laundry reading random stuff online and checking stats.

It was good until I remembered I had an ex.

Also, Hina isn't expressive enough. I need a new avatar.

Triggered

All my osu! songs are terrible because I know that I suck too much to FC those mapzz.

I'm sure there's probably some sort of stretches or exercises you can do every so often to get the blood flowing.

Damn Commie fags.

I used to cut a long time ago; it mostly wasn't ever really painful in a way that bothered me

Just like, sharp little instances of release

Man that sounds edgy but I'm keeping it

Okayy, either you changed your story, I'm a high idiot, or both :3 Or what do you mean by "a bit ago"? Maybe things are moving fast in your life

Anyway, if you haven't failed out yet, it's too early to give up ^^

Sorry for reminding you, then. I guess I'll be more careful with topics like that when you're around; I don't really like talking about it in public anyway

Post Tewi Inaba; she's pretty cute and there are always a ton of images of Touhou girls ^^

Yeah, I think yoga helps with that

But I guess you specifically need finger yoga

Oh
Well yeah I meant you.
RP'ing in public is gross even ironically just look at Kyle
What's up

Is the "o" supposed to be lowercase or something?
Do you play with a tablet thing or just a mouse?
I know nothing about this game.

Nah, I have.
It's no big deal, I'm fine. I need to learn how to shade, it's the only thing im missing from my drawing

cutting used to make zero sense to me until sort of recently

i just wanna see blood for the most part

I agree, I do not do it or respond to it really.
I'm ok, kinda tired. Thanksgiving is over which is good 'casue I was super busy for it.

For LoL or something?

Made a whole turkey by yourself?

and other gaming news stuff.

I did a cake, the turkey, the gravy, and some brownies.
I love cooking, but it keeps me busy.

Look at some tutorials and practice ^^

Maybe you should talk to Mei about it if you see her post; she's pretty good with shading :3

Probably best to avoid it; I think it kind of has bad psychological effects on like a subconscious level

It makes the inner child feel unloved

There was just a level 51 Charger camping a bridge, and I managed to scare her from her perch, then I think she just gave up entirely.

oh yeah no i'm not goin to inflict self harm but you know

the thought of it is sort of comforting

It wasn't you or anyone. I jsut think of him when it comes to communism. I hate communism.

I don't like Toohooos, so I doubt I could avatarfag something like that.

Hey Holla Forums can you throw me another one of those caprisuns?

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Of course that's a thing :^)

books.google.ca/books/about/Finger_Yoga.html?id=3U9OvgAACAAJ

Yeah, people on the subreddit get really triggered when people call it Osu! or OSU instead of osu!.

I used to play with a mouse, but I switched to a tablet for the memes.

I don't know who that is.
Tutorials will help, but I got frustrated and have just not bothered for awhile.
It's came out nicely though so far.

but why

Try poetry :3

It's a different way of bleeding

Oh, good, I thought it was because of what we were talking about ^^ I felt bad; you're too cute to upset

You don't like anime girls in general, right? But here you are, posting an anime girl

Kind of sums up what the west tends to do to eastern religious stuff, I guess

She's nice ^^ Another Canadian

I guess maybe it's good to take breaks if you start to get tired of it, so you don't get even more sick of it

im okay ! but ty

I like anime. But 90% of anime and 90% of anime girls are utter garbage. And that's a big percentage.

I'll get back around to it eventually.
Probably.

Of course, of course.
Anything fun? Fun stuff's happening in star citizen.

Sturgeon's law.

Why would you divorce your husband for having a waifu if you like anime anyway?

i'm not finding anything fun.

-pets your hair-

What are your favorite anime? ^^

Kissy was a sex shop loli
Competing to make people jolly
Peddling butt toys,
Selling with great poise,
While others got fired for folly

:3

Grim

Is this the one they call Dusty?

yee

Erio, do me next!

I see... and I thought we had a maid for that sort of thing.

honestly not sure if that was a pun or an insult

my room's a mess

Just a pun, I have nothing against old Alice's or anything

Clean it.

lewd

mine always is

Because anime is fucking trash.
And I should be my husband's waifu.

At full force when it comes to aime.

Digimon Tamers, Princess Jellyfish, Ika Musume, Candy Candy, Heidi, Sakura Card Captor, Shinchan, Super Milkchan and maybe soem others that I can't remember.

So third season tamers was your favorite season of Digimon?

not feeling well enough

maybe tomorrow

need sleep

prove it

not that fucking old
practically everyone is new nowadays tho

Yup. I love Adventure but objectively, Tamers is the best and I can appreciate that a lot.

you werent in her cirlcejerks ever? my bad, must have you confused with someone else

i don't think i would call myself new though

Guess you must have liked my girlfriend's choice in mon huh.

Nah, liking anime's Digimon is for the uninitated. And I am initiated.

Not as an active poster. There was once a german dude who used the same avatar, Ninaran I think. He predated me. I don't remember when I started posting, but Wish had a date a couple years back. Shortly after Colbs+Soto I think.

I liked Tamers until it felt the need to have the loli get tentacle raped by the living embodiment of the recycle bin.

yea no im not looking at any of those frikken games

i see one of the Vinesauce people Imakuni, do like 11 hour digimon world videos, that's a little too initiated for me

not important, i just had you confused with someone else, I certainly know and remember Ninaran though, I think I was in a skype group or DnD game with them once

Really I thought that's when tamers started getting good, I always saw that as sort of embodiment of our existential fear as people by our own discoveries, the wicked knowledge which we have brought ourselves coming to claim us mind and body.Fighting against that is kind of cool in the sense that you are fighting against the fear of knowledge.

who'd you confuse me for? can't think of anyone with a similar avatar or name besides the aforementioned

wasnt your avatar i had confused it was more your mannerisms, i had you confused with an old poster called Axel or something like that

oh
thanks for sating my curiosity

Yup, they were a major alice poster and I still owe them another round of chess, they were one of the few posters to beat me in a game a while back.

-stands on his stool in front of the sink, cleaning the day's dishes-

know of them, but can' say i know them
you rated in chess?

nope, i just play for fun, as long as you know who i mean good enough

this was the maid i was joking about

0.o -s...squeaks?-

hmmm. i think i have a pic from a week or two ago i dont wanna take a new one

lemme see if i can find

messy room
COMFY ROOM !!

yup thats about what my room looks like right now

That was a physicological rape and it was amazing.

Imakuni played Digimon World? I had no idea. I am gonna check it.

-screams! and begins picking up. Smashes the glass and presses the big red button. This is a code 6, and skwirls from all around the neighborhood pour into the thread in overalls, carrying brooms.-

lmaoooooooooooo

dang you beat me

way messier

ur a messy boy

ty kind skwirls for helping me clean up but. i find the mess to feel homey and nice...

i am a big messy
im never not messy

That is fucking disgusting.

-is worried you're going to get bugs-

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why is there erping in my BOARD

its rare i get a bug ! maybe once a year max ? which for where i live is pretty crazy. there was one time i was in the middle of a pubg game and a spider crawled across my desk and i jumped big bc i was super duper scared of the creepy crawly !!!!

yea, question

how would you even normally notice a bug in there?

-nods in agreement but hesitates and takes a closer look....think he found Waldo!-

-squeak?-

-shudders at the thought-

i mean my room is a piece of work too but the only time i ever see a bug is when its on the ceiling

who are you

He's Bloodchan.

good old meme

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everyone in that looks so fucking drunk

lmao people calling squash old

bc i move the piles of messy around a bit
and clean on occasion (not often)

i know it was scary

i think they more meant bedbugs

-is Sonata_Blue- \^-^/

-brings you a cup of tea-

-is not bloodchan, but is a friend of hers-

no he knows, it was just a meme for a while that you were the same person

Makes you feel positively ancient, huh?

-Knows. BC saw to it everyone thought that-

-_-

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-laughs with you- ^-^

btw tsuchi

you were wrong

i felt like i had been there for too long before squash even got there to be quite honest

O_O

-laughs with the three laughing people-

\^v^/

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You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

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can i have a tea ?

mooowwwww

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-thinks the 90s were weird-

-pushes the tea cart over to you-

!! tysm

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Those soyboys look like they were gonna throw off their guitars and fuck like rabbits on Viagra 'round the 55 second mark.

wouldn't doubt it if a lot were. I think it was Fortune's bedtime then.

they were probably brothers yea, its way too cheesy but the awkward autism reflects the nature of the surroundings pretty well i think

.> .> .>

That is the most beta as fuck textwall of overcompensating machismo.

I went to my dermatologist today and told them I'd had severe nausea for four+ days and they said to stop taking it immediately and it would be marked as a failure so we could move on to biologics no problem

Not a purveyor of motor vehicles, are we?

Kind of surprising. It's never really been that easy for anyone I've met. It was always a "three month trial" thing of trying it for three months before it could be marked as a failure.

On the internet, it's best to assume it's never ironic.

well I had crippling nausea in 10 days of starting it so they were "oh shit nigga u gon die"

You don't even have a driver's license, do you?

i mean maybe if you were better at being funny you could tell

The most the people I've dealt with had to deal with was not getting better and/or the shits and/or just feeling bleh.

Outright hospitalizing adverse reactions were something that I've never really seen anyone deal with.

Anecdotal but still.

I've had a license since 16 and drove since 13 in a rural area. People that try to tie up masculinity in a car are the saddest type of emasculated people.

I'm sorry I don't have the IQ to google "quantum physics" then just rant about shit I know nothing of.

what a vague and unfunny example of something i don't do

true dat

felt like four days of bad food poisoning
and it's still wearing off

I got a bunch of Rx meds from my cousin :^)

600mg ibuprofin and some shit called ondansetron

i feel like this would be funnier if there was a nice grease stain from a steak on the plate but then the cat would be licking that

That's bullshit but I believe it. Sorry an off the wall craigslist post got your non-gender conforming knickers in a twist. I know that imageboard tripfags posting in a tranny laden community are the end all authority on masculinity.

c:

-hug-

i would have bought that car

specifically wanted to share this with Nezi

I halfass miss my mullet-mobile but goddamn the fronts of '83s like that are fuck ugly. Then again your ass owned a Miata so I guess that would be moving up in the world :>

thousand dollars dallas

Don't think of it as a "car for a grand," but rather, "a thousand dollars for one of the worst Camaros."

if i wanted to think about everything negatively i could just ask to be you for a day

that's fuckin funny lol

Love you too Matthew.

Right, because cringing at whatever faux-machismo by people who have none means someone must be at the polar end of whatever is opposite instead of, y'know, normal.

Phenergan, my nigga.
Phenergan.

Oops shit, nah- That's not allowed to be funny hombre, I got audited by dildomesh or whoever up there. That is not only ableist, but is also toxic and non-representative of masculinity- Something which he is certainly expert, if he's posting here! Nope, not allowed to laugh at that bud.

lol'd

i mean what's the difference there's a million different anti-nausea meds

I'm saying learn to take a joke, faggot- Your first problem is taking shit on the internet seriously. You want to harp on a real problem, turn them eyeballs 180 degrees and wonder if you've been at the hotel California too long where "srs bznss" is your default position.

Protip too, if you're tripfagging here you aren't normal by any stretch of the word.

wow amazing, i clicked the link and it was me telling someone else not to bullshit about it like they knew what they were talking about

oh wow cool, i went up even further and its them assuming im talking about something i am not

were you trying to so me something Tsuchi baby?

god damn that's sexy

:3

I wish manufacturers would ditch the flat spot steering wheel meme, just a pain in the ass to palm and work with in my experience.

Such a lovely place.

Actually what is faux-machismo anyway? What is real machismo too, while we're at it? Did I miss some kind of arbitration for what that one is? Matthew, did you miss the meeting too for what constitutes "REAUHR" masculinity?

test gibbe hugg

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no ! i wan hugguuuuu ;;

I'll eat your god damn green beans.

okay ! get your nourishment !!

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show me something*

Don't be envious. Green doesn't look good on you.

Faggot.

i want to get a vegetable tray now but for the little bell peppers not green beans

but it looks cool

at least the gt350's steering wheel isn't flat bottomed really, but it isn't a perfect circle

that's why you need to eat them up, daddy test

I can't stand bell peppers unless they're so cooked they're a damn mush.

Not sure why.

You forgot the uguu

who the fuck eats out of a tray

shit u(guu) right

Might be a texture issue, a lot of people are more sensitive to certain textures, I love the crunch of a nice pepper and they are much better for you raw.

It outright prevents you from throwing up. Great for hangovers and otherwise poor decisions.

Saying something is cringeworthy is "taking things too seriously"? A singular sentence, taking 15 or so seconds, is "taking things too seriously"? By sheer nature of even responding?

No, it was you autisming for like three threads straight about things you couldn't even bother to Google and Guero mocking you for it.

That should be air-quoted.

Your words, not mine pussy. I also wasn't the one that launched into my liberal arts dissertation on masculinity from the get go. So yeah, I'd say you're taking it pretty seriously.

Guero knows as little about it as you do, Quantum physics are just the physics of particles that are smaller than atoms, it's not that hard to understand basic concepts and principles that surround it, and pretending that entry level content is too hard to approach is just fearing even trying

it's an interesting topic to at least attempt to keep up to date on in any case, since you're usually too incompetent to pay attention, and generally only care about who is making fun of who instead of what is actually being discussed, the content i link is accessible to any layman even without formal education in math

you really wanna go homie? try pointing out specific examples of things i was mis-representing or just step the fuck down

whats important about this is it represents my lack of formal education by revealing the material i enjoy in regards to the topic, so yes i am quite aware of how little i know about the topic, but i know enough to know what i am unaware of too in most cases

Poe's law.

Again, by saying I even responded to say something is cringeworthy is "taking it seriously". Do you not have any actual interactions with people where even so much as saying anything at all is "taking it seriously"?

All you do is try to add "girlfriend" to every post you make to try and convince people for some reason.

That isn't even remotely related to what you were previously complaining about you knuckle dragging piece of trash, if you have nothing for me but cheap shots at me then don't waste my time.

8ch.net/search.php?search=girlfriend&board=animus
Literally replying with the only thing I've ever seen you do besides that.

modify your search you incompetent piece of trash
I usually use gf, so your search parameters are ass
ain't trying to diss but you just keep whiffing
so im gonna turn my posts hiphop, and do a little will smithin

I don't give a fuck about Poe, your default position is to assume everything is not ironic/joke or so forth even given context. Moreover, you didn't say it was cringeworthy, you said it was the most beta overcompensating thing you'd ever seen- You took issue with the contents of the fake ad, not the fact that someone would post a fake ad to begin with.

That is literally what Poe's law is.

Is this like some pretending to be retarded shit or what?

An e-rap battle seemed like a good suggestion in theory

no erio wanted me to try to rap battle you no joke

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YOOOOOOOO RAP BATTLE !!!!

RAP BATTLE
R A P B A T T L E !!!!!

this is how to do it

I guess you'll see this tomorrow :3

I know a cute dickgirl named Rin
From Alice's Alicefag bin
A reclusive nerd
With obsessions absurd
A worshiper of Japanese sin

I have a cringe quota to meet or i feel incomplete with myself

Then you're a fucking idiot because I even gave you an out in my next post where I basically said "It's a joke article among automotive circles, okay you didn't get it-" But in your infinite soyboy wisdom you decide THAT is the time to hit me with the hot shit and deliver your message of srs bznss from on high. Consider Occam's wisdom if you're really randy for Law's and Rules of philosophy and so forth. You really think someone trying to sell something would insult their prospective consumer? Ah, I'll employ another logical razor from dear Hanlon, specially for you! I will not attribute this misstep on your part to malice, because it's more easily explained by you being stupid.

Consider it met.

I'm going to the doctor tomorrow to find out if I'm dying

are you sure? i have plenty more material

You are. Either slowly or quickly.

good luck on not dying, super non-awkward hello to you as well this fine night

Somebody fucking explain to me what is even going on right now, I'm too lazy to go look
are these two arguments involving tsuchi related or what?

why the death?

nah tsuchi just likes starting random shit but he has his hands full right now so im off the hook

They're related insofar as they both stem from dildomesh's functional retardation.

Dallas you get so stuck on your one-liners and buzz words that you;re like a character from a 90's cartoon

i swear to god if you say that's bullshit but i believe it won more time im going to tattoo naruto on your head

one more time*

Man, thank you old me. This was all worth it.

I don't think so, but they're furries so maybe they're doing some kind of wolf pack maneuver on his ass.

The hope is to be dying slowly or not at all

Hello thank you how are you

I've been having migraines for years and never really done anything about it but they started after my head injuries and sometimes I get the sensation and taste of like my sinuses bleeding but I haven't had a nosebleed so at least it's not brain cancer

I mean that's understandable but I think even tsuchi has the intellectual high ground on bad dog

Why have we not banned them all yet?

I think I got that from a shitty 'Gooby' meme back in like 2010, I wouldn't take it too seriously. I'm more surprised you aren't bitching at my rampant use of the slang "hombre."

oh right you an everyone were in a discord call right?

truly a team of experts

Again, the sort of opinionated commentary that took all of 30 seconds total to type is indication of "seriousness" how?

If you saw someone dressed hideously, even in some joking manner, and took all of ten seconds to say how awful it is, is that somehow serious or just topical comments?

tsuchi doesn't have the intellectual highground on a piece of pocket link stuck to a frozen Popsicle and neither do you

Bullshit experts.

They outnumber us.

good luck Revy♥

lint*

That's not how living works.

Yeah but you're an Auscuck- Your thinking is as upside down your pictures.

Thank

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why does everyone call you one of the furries now too?

i bet its because you have george and kyle's stink rubbed all over you

Prove the doctor wrong: kill yourself before you die from it.

Do they? Who knows. Probably because I post blunderfail and yeah that.

im doing pretty good just overly distracted by youtube tonight as usual, been in threads a lot more lately for some reason and more active in the discords

To be entirely fair we were kind of just consistently dying at just how hard you were breaking the retard barrier that night.

All the more reason to cut them down before they rise up and use their numbers against us.

Fucking rip my dude. Could just be coincidence though.

yea that and a pedo, but have the people here get called that so you know, shrug

Can confirm: Test is a furry.
He kept pretending to be a cat on Steam.

to be fair, we all take turns breaking the retard barrier pretty consistently

It's too late. Perhaps if we lie back and take it they'll let some of us live at the end.

Fascinating.

I mean nothing killing me on top of being alive

I don't have time or money to be checking out every single thing wrong with my body
If I did I'd basically never leave the hospital
I mean, I haven't gotten my legs looked at since high school and I can barely walk sometimes
Something suspicious about having shin splints for eight years or so but I've been busy

how many years ago?

i want to put cat test in my lap and give him pets c:

No, no I don't think that was quite what was happening.

but half the people here*

Because you fucking said you automatically take things seriously and even after I told you it was a joke you still regaled me with your infinite fucking wisdom about "faux-masculinity."

I'm not the fucking fashion police so I don't give a damn, but if I were my grand commentary would extend as far as "that's ugly." Not, "look at how flagrantly they attach their gender identity to their outfit like second rate invalids." YOU fucking launched into your bizarre gender theory shit, not me.

i mean yeah you'd be in and out of doctor's offices for a while but eventually you get on the right meds/treatment and you're
A) feeling better probably
B) not going to the doctor's all the time

I can't believe test wants to lie back and take it.

that was a real story, i can introduce you to that person if they have not killed themselves yet

you just don;t know how to appreciate anecdotes of the absurd like my pal Dallas here

Correlation isn't causation but there's a pretty strong correlation between me smelling and tasting blood and me having a headache

Please don't associate yourself with me openly- You're like my conversation prostitute, we get busy on the side but the world at large can never know our love!

Dallas did i ever tell you about the ost OP tranny with a God complex that would masturbate with their fake vagina towards oncoming traffic for attention

post op*

you're almost as big of a loser here as i am

Oh man, Eva's really gone downhill

You are entirely missing the point my dude.

So, it's just an aneurism in the waiting then

I sure hope not

I don't think you did but you listened to my story about the /o/ tripfag drug dealer who got fucked by nigger dick so hard in prison they went tranny.

So if you wanna clue me in some time I reckon it'd only be fair.

Go over the point in highlighter for me then :^)

Even more intolerable than Eva to be honest.

Yeah but I'm a loser with integrity- Like the most HONORABURR SAMURIA, committing HONORABU Sudoku.

yea you've openly asked for me to get on steam in thread several times so I'm not sure what you were complaining about you big bitch

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For all anyone knows I'm collecting dues from my bottom bitch- I'm good at spinning shit like that. Or collecting information on Insider, that's always a good excuse.

no thats a pathetic excuse and now you just sound pathetic

Nah

I mean at least this way you'll find out

besides if anyone is a bottom bitch its the dude who wants to be a little kitten

oh thats right squids only have ink, they aren't so good with highlighters

fuk u

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YOU 👏 CAN 👏 BE 👏 A 👏 SQUID 👏 AND 👏 STILL 👏 USE 👏 A 👏 HIGHLIGHTER 👏

No I'm done, this over, come find me if you want to flagellate yourself for the privilege of speaking to me again. Gonna go cry or some shit.

emoji shitposts are probably the only good thing to have come from emojis

bet you cant find a picture on the internet of a squid using a highlighter

splatoon is your best bet

guys I can't deal
these burns are just too much for me

how can I live knowing I'll never be able to use one of those inkless highlighters?

Okay I'll do a few more shots and if I still remember you exist I'll be right there.

squid that shoots highlighter ink

;~;

why are there no good gfur comics lately

they're all bear trash and fanfic

i actually cant get steam to open right now on this laptop and my phone is charging

i always thought you were one of the animes??

or maybe like have of the anime posters were always furfags

HALF***

rip

The sort of operation that makes him the exact same person, just with a different name?

thats the post you wanted to reply to right now

huh

I'm not a furry but have you seen that ass?

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no, no i have not seen that ass

Powfoo is p gud.

PAM PAM PAM PAM PAM PAM

come on throw some spoilers on that ballsack at least lmao

I think that bubble's burst tbh. The meme trap train moved east.

What makes people furries isn't fapping to good porn regardless of where it comes from, it's being an obnoxious faggot and thinking you need to attach factionalism and a sense of identity to some random shit you fap to.

i wouldnt know because im not a filthy furfag but if you ever find any good material im sure these people will appreciate it

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:3333333

haha he said the thing which is false
classic

except its not false because im going by your definition of what it means to be a furry

Don't make me fucking pet you.

You constantly avatar as exclusively furry characters and your name is fucking bad dog and you identify yourself as a fucking furry.

Can you fucking read holy shit

if you don't know where to scratch me i hiss and bite

You can't threaten me with a good time.

I don't identify as a furry, and I didn't pick the name because it was furry, I picked baddog because it was part of a longer original name and a homestuck meme

Squids arent that great at reading though so don't feel bad!

I do not project intelligence onto animals that they do not have, so, going by your own squiddy deifnition, i am safe from being labeled as a true furfag.

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Bad dog worst friend, iirc

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