There once was a big hairy mutt Squash wanted to be the dog's slut Squash got...

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

There once was a big hairy mutt
Squash wanted to be the dog's slut
Squash got in position,
The dog accepted the mission,
And fucked Squash right in the butt

All urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=CxjOCxgaqRs
discord.gg/YdCyEM
mangaseeonline.us/read-online/Made-In-Abyss-chapter-7-page-7.html
mangaseeonline.us/read-online/Made-In-Abyss-chapter-8-page-7.html

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

So yeah, I'm experimenting with shitposting limericks

Adam Cruz
Adam Cruz

ur mom's a limerick

Colton Morgan
Colton Morgan

Do one for me too

William Hall
William Hall

Erio's a fucking faggot.
A fucking faggot is he.
An enormous dick.
A questionable prick.
And the looks to rival Bob Saget.

Benjamin Sanchez
Benjamin Sanchez

There once was a man named 10X
He and Bern would discuss gay sex
But Bern showed him his prick,
10X leaked that dick,
And Bern fled the threads and his ex

I don't know you well; not sure what I'd do it about ^^

You don't like it? </3

Also I see we both had the genius idea of rhyming "dick" with "prick"

Evan Wright
Evan Wright

Thanks gurl

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

That one was gold.

Asher Hall
Asher Hall

lmao

rip bern

Isaac Flores
Isaac Flores

why is there dirty gay RPing in my anime board

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

Y-you too

Jayden Moore
Jayden Moore

*I gently move my hand up your leg with nimble grace. Your milky hamstrings are soft to the touch. Your calves, while not defined are defiantly nubile, quiver as my hand caresses them.*

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

Alchemist has given me 50% of his property.

Lincoln Hill
Lincoln Hill

What did you just say to me you fucking faggot? I got a surprise for you from Bob Saget. The aristocat's fat shats on rats wearing top hats from their lax fag vats.

Nathan Taylor
Nathan Taylor

Can it, Kiwi.

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

That's 'Master Kiwi', you ugly weirdo.

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

-writes one for you:

Roses are red
Sonatas are Blue
Tea is rilly good
ANd Skwirrels are too!

is very proud of his work.-

James Edwards
James Edwards

Where is best poster

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

suh

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

Having friends is too much responsibility

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

i miss having friends

Eli Bennett
Eli Bennett

There once was a man named Grim
Nymph got quite tired of him
So Grim crashed Nymph's router,
Then Nymph got more sour,
And we in Nymph's butt blood did swim

Thanks

How u

(Probably not here since this is so much later)

What happened gurl

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

Good job

How u feelin

Xavier Foster
Xavier Foster

make one of me

Ethan Hall
Ethan Hall

Don't listen to her, it's my turn.

Carson Baker
Carson Baker

i bet you fap to braixen like you do blaziken right

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

fucker

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

I have a good friend named Hu
Just don't tell him you're a Jew
If you do, you'll be gassed,
A great Zyklon B blast,
Lampshades will be made from you

How was your day gurl

Who are you

Oobles?

I don't know much about you other than a couple of drama events you might not want mentioned :3

Hm, I'll think about what that would be about

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

I am with family. I am at peace. A couple of second winds have blown my way recently. Feels nice.

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

Confirmed

Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

It needs be a haiku instead of a limerick for you.
Because a haiku is short.

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

like what drama i'm curious

yes im ooble

Jaxon Rogers
Jaxon Rogers

Erio, please don't

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

hello...

Jacob Nelson
Jacob Nelson

hiya

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

lol
yo grim
sup man

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

chilan
bout to watch anime with the lady
hbu

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

nm.... just getting into my evening

4 day weekend, the fuck to do with self

Carson Brown
Carson Brown

deepfry turkey

Levi Torres
Levi Torres

a-ano.... ;;

Carson Jones
Carson Jones

Glad I won't have to deal with the question of whether or not to go to family events for free food anymore after tomorrow

His shortness is the main possible topic I have in mind

So Grim, that weird Pakistani
He once said he'd kill a tranny
You banned him from your chat
That's what I know of that
But I guess he proved he's manly

I went with the other thing :3

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

hello again

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

why is german hiphop so shit

Angel White
Angel White

Test is pretty short
That's all about him for now
Requests are a bitch

ay gurl how u

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

well i mean
i guess so, but it was more than that, he asked to see my chest in front of tristan and invited sci without permission

come on dude, that was a year ago, what else do you got

Grayson Morales
Grayson Morales

Somehow killing trannies is preferable to the other thing actually.

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

ayyyy lamo

good yea, you?

Jose Allen
Jose Allen

I'd like to say I was drunk and that I didn't say I'd kill one but I was afraid I would but that doesn't really matter so yeah

lets not

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

I imagine it's not a good language for slang or half rhymes or such things like english is but they make their songs with those things in mind.

Jeremiah Howard
Jeremiah Howard

im just checkin in for a minute. HEWWO !!!!!!

Wyatt Carter
Wyatt Carter

post-tripcode

Jack Jackson
Jack Jackson

youtube.com/watch?v=CxjOCxgaqRs

its tricky to rock a rhyme...

lol soup

Evan Diaz
Evan Diaz

You and I haven't interacted much, and I just had what he told me about that :3

The good news is that this small amount of interaction is a small step toward me knowing what to write about you

You left Ban's chat? I was going to DM you on Discord about the other thing because it's a bit touchy to talk about in thread

My Discord is Daiakuma#8938 ^^

I wouldn't post a limerick that would actually bother someone; I know that other thing is a touchy topic

2 soon

Jeremiah Adams
Jeremiah Adams

Sorry missed this

Pretty good; mildly high on weed resin

Anything new?

Kevin Jones
Kevin Jones

ah, that, yeah i guess
i left ban's discord because i didn't see a need to be in there for a while

i'll add you

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

only things of moderate interest.... which are uninteresting.

over on soudcloud atp looking for new music.
any suggestions, oh dark one?

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

I mean Grim looks like he was bothered by the tranny one. You should 'pologize.

Landon Sullivan
Landon Sullivan

good picture

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

Bad post, though.

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

gibbe kis

John Long
John Long

2pac

I actually asked for permission on Discord before posting that, so I'm clean

Wyatt Long
Wyatt Long

Shimakaze tends to be.

I am Physically incapable of making a bad post

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH :*

Caleb Howard
Caleb Howard

yea, no
your suggestion was shit... dont fucking ever do that again

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

Have you tried his music? He was a poet

t. the person who wrote all these dope ass limericks

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

WOW

is that user-sama

FROM

THE

pony threads ?

Josiah Perry
Josiah Perry

I recall two or three REALLY bad ones.

Kevin Lewis
Kevin Lewis

i strongly dislike most forms of rap and hip hop... with few exceptions

Parker Roberts
Parker Roberts

...uhhh

youre probably the one that just went by sama... i get that alot

Adrian Bailey
Adrian Bailey

You didn't ask my permission, but I'll let you go this time.

Tell me what made them bad.

Xavier Miller
Xavier Miller

You were crying.

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

No i'm never wrong.

Stop trying to hide your past.

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

That was Oscar-baiting, you understand.

John Robinson
John Robinson

Well, it made me SAD; therefore, it was BAD.

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

post tummy

i wanna fap

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

found this... i like it

i maybe was in those twice

Adam Roberts
Adam Roberts

I know everything.

Dylan Cook
Dylan Cook

oh?

...show me

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

Getting sad over another guy?
That's pretty gay, even if I probably was a woman at the time.

I can't help you there, sadly.

Nolan Wilson
Nolan Wilson

you sneaky fucker...

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

I missed you buddy how's tricks?

Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

WELL

EXCUUUUUUUSE ME

Excuse me.

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

[X] Doubt.

Nathaniel Jones
Nathaniel Jones

YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT!!

THERES' SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU

Owen Robinson
Owen Robinson

tricky... kinda calmed down a little for the holdays.

hbu

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

oh my...

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

only when the beat drops tho...my new jam

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

it's been loneley
I've been taking time away from here

right now I just got back from running around outside errands and im still in my coat and all waiting for a friend to come around

I'm kinda sweaty and carrying alot oflmaoweed so the fumes of that mixed together is killing me
mirror mirror on the wall
I feel like a fucking dog

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

My attention is yours.

David Ortiz
David Ortiz

shits going on repeat in the car... words, mark them

Justin Long
Justin Long

I saw this cute image on facebook a while ago and for some reason I named it DARS .jpg

h-hehe :3

Nathaniel Morris
Nathaniel Morris

You're excused~
Is this some kind of exit post

Xavier Gonzalez
Xavier Gonzalez

No

You don't have that kind of clearance.

Levi Hill
Levi Hill

are you cute? i've never seen lloyd

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

its good taking breaks from here... get some sanity back yea

...just drop the weed and take the coat off
suggesting this is a prelude

Nicholas Bell
Nicholas Bell

clearance level 5

pass code: leTigre'

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

Not this time.

Xavier Ross
Xavier Ross

You need 10.

Cooper Price
Cooper Price

oh man but as soon as I take it off the cold air is going to whip through my room and touch my shirt and it's going to be cold :furrowed:

Juan Lee
Juan Lee

reminds me of that le simpli eric leftypol maymay, the le 58% face

Camden Hill
Camden Hill

Yeah I think it's really cute
It's so cute i made it my fb profile pic

do you watch stranger things?

It reminds me of you for some reaosn

Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

I'm okay.

Oh thank god I love seeing you here

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

there is no such level...

Jason Lopez
Jason Lopez

Its top secret.

You've probably never even heard of it.

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

but the frostyness will be refreshing...

Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

Are you getting that star wars game that some people don't like?

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

There was one you had of Kiss and Dars; that was funny.

I do watch that. Do you think of me as a big monster and that is why the show reminds you of me?

Your presence is also not terrible.

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

i was inventing fake clearance levels before it went underground

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

yeah :/

you dont have dicscord do you?

I've been holed up in my personal Discord with people who appreciate me for who I am...

they arent very good at conversation so It's kind of a trade there
I've been feelig socially isolated for a while

b-but my friends are here tonight!

I love the kiss/dars meme
it's a two parter

Also maybe that's it :3
yeah you scare me but also I like you and crave your attention

Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

send me an invite man

Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

You are correct to be scared. I, like the monster, am black and can fit into every orifice simultaneously.

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

you can embed sound cloud?

Oliver Collins
Oliver Collins

I'm feeling slightly less enthused about you now, dickhead

Jaxon Torres
Jaxon Torres

FINE

I LIKE SEEING YOU TOO

A LOT

HAPPY?

Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

no, no you cant...

Colton Green
Colton Green

discord.gg/YdCyEM

yay!

this was a nice exchange
I'm feeling refreshed
here's part two!

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

lol

Kevin Harris
Kevin Harris

Yes, it was joyous. Those images elicit smiles from me.

Hudson Sullivan
Hudson Sullivan

I don't think so.

Yeah right kiddo.

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

I have a chimerical erection, in fact.

Leo Foster
Leo Foster

says ur offline tho

Lucas Edwards
Lucas Edwards

But that might just be the cartoons I'm watching. Don't flatter yourself too much.

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

And here I thought you liked lame stuff.

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

hmmm?

Bard
#2498

Alexander Fisher
Alexander Fisher

prime your mind.

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

Which cartoons?

Carson Hill
Carson Hill

prime my pump...

James Torres
James Torres

Do do-do do-doot

Owen White
Owen White

tfw I used to have a crush on Penny

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy: Big Boogey's Adventure

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

Who didn't

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

tfw I used to have a crush on Inspector Gadget

Adam Murphy
Adam Murphy

anime Grim tho

Kevin Anderson
Kevin Anderson

Do not even joke about this.

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

fuck, me too

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

Dindu nuffin

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

Go go gadget cock

Asher Anderson
Asher Anderson

"Fuck me too" - Bard 2017

Michael Phillips
Michael Phillips

Not a fan?

Jamaican Reaper is true across all time lines.

Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

I do not think I have it in me to watch the new version of the show. It would not be the same without my love.

Was it not before your time?

Decidedly not, and definitely not a fan of it causing those reactions.

Adrian Jenkins
Adrian Jenkins

norway

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

Norway makes fun of me all the time.

Kevin Perez
Kevin Perez

you cared enough to message me
mfw

Ian Bennett
Ian Bennett

I kind of wonder if he stopped posting because he died of his obvious weight issues from eating nothing but donuts.

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

Well, yeah. But was in the same boat as Looney Tunes and Rocky and Bullwinkle in that reruns aired all the time.

Asher Lopez
Asher Lopez

I love this show though. It fills me with nostalgia without any of the heartburn. Plus all the references to other things I love. What other cartoon has a whole episode about Cthulu? Also you know full well about my reactions anyway so even if this was true it shouldn't be surprising.

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

...its like

hes a god there

Ayden Rodriguez
Ayden Rodriguez

Well, young you was pretty gay if your recent revelations are true.

What other cartoon has a whole episode about Cthulu?

The Real Ghost Busters.

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

Older me is pretty gay too.

You didn't figure it out?

Jaxon Williams
Jaxon Williams

No, for good reason.

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

I've never had a reason to care about the ghostbusters though. Except for when they became women but those were all peculiar dykes.

Lucas Rodriguez
Lucas Rodriguez

pastwies and cappu too

but it's okay because neru would always dilligently brush their teeth

it's fine

Jackson Johnson
Jackson Johnson

You poor child.

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

What the heck?

Matthew Roberts
Matthew Roberts

I'm shocked, for good reason.

Ethan Carter
Ethan Carter

Why should I give a shit about a movie where the characters aren't smart enough to make FRIENDS with the ghosts? They are beneath me. And you, I'm more man than you'll ever be, not a child

Adrian Ross
Adrian Ross

I'm about to smoke a bit of salvia

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

stay safu

James Parker
James Parker

So why am I a fucknut?

You should care because it has Bill Murray in it.

Sorry, Sir.

Lucas Sanchez
Lucas Sanchez

I did watch a couple Bill Murray movies. interesting guy. Can we watch the Man who Knew too Little?

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

Ehh...

Carson Richardson
Carson Richardson

I do not know what a fucknut is.

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

It is sort of like a fuckass, but worse.

Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

Fine you pick one. I'll even go against my gut and let you pick ghostbusters

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

I do not know what a fuckass is.

Jaxon Carter
Jaxon Carter

I was going to say Rushmore.

Regardless, you intended it to be demeaning.

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

Because I had figured you had known for quite awhile and chose not to tell me to fuck with me.

Samuel Brooks
Samuel Brooks

So, Darwin really likes young boys
To him, they're his little sex toys
He's e-dated twenty
Boipussy aplenty
Addicted to illegal joys

Achievement unlocked: use "boipussy" in a poem

Andrew Peterson
Andrew Peterson

Oh I forgot my post.

Well that was a nightmare.
Not going to do that again holy fuck. Glad I have some water.

Jacob King
Jacob King

there's a nanachi avatarfag

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

I am confused. What did I know?

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

My dox.

Asher Peterson
Asher Peterson

okay sweet I like how it looks.
When

Isaac Howard
Isaac Howard

Do one on me

William Morgan
William Morgan

This board is just for gay hookups and shitposting

Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

I have never seen your dox.

Not doing anything tomorrow.

Hudson Green
Hudson Green

The concept of doing one for you is now in my head and we'll see if anything comes from it

ay gurl how u

Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Rodriguez

I can't believe you hadn't figured it out based on how much you know about me.

Ryan Foster
Ryan Foster

Who let you out of the trash can you get back in there where you belong no one wants your fucking buttpee cereal Eri-O's now a part of this delicious butthole breakfast you fucking shit

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

Great what about tomorrow night then? It is thanksgiving so I'll be obliged do regular stuff for most of the day

I"m excited.

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

What's the true nature of this outburst?

Isaac King
Isaac King

I believed what you told me.

John Nelson
John Nelson

Have it ready for then.

Blake Turner
Blake Turner

Well yeah, but there were a lot of mistakes I made too, and I even leaked my real name to you once in a picture :^)

Kevin Stewart
Kevin Stewart

Semi-ironic shitposting and also ur trash
I clipped my nails and one of them smells like chocolate but I haven't had any chocolate in weeks.

Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

One on me too.

Michael Peterson
Michael Peterson

OK~ Well do you want me to download it or should we just use rabb.it and find it on putlocker

Robert Sullivan
Robert Sullivan

Well, I feel betrayed and outraged.

You will PURCHASE it.

Michael Price
Michael Price

bump

Bentley Fisher
Bentley Fisher

何それ?

Easton White
Easton White

Doesn't mean it will happen

I have a few traits in my head about you though

Requests can be hard; poetry tends to be a thing I vomit up naturally

Maybe from something else with cocoa in it

Your request has been filed

How've you been? ^^

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

"No"
What's the real option

Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

Did your butthole have cocoa in it?
Maybe Ioco's did.

Kevin Hughes
Kevin Hughes

I am somewhat fantastic. Though could always be better. How about you?

Isaiah Martinez
Isaiah Martinez

Nothing. I guess I do not know what to believe, but it does not change anything I felt ultimately.

DOWNLOAD IT

GOD

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

I'd add you on Line if I remembered your ID :^)

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

I understand, and you probably have pretty limited knowledge about me to that end.

OK. I'll DM you the thing

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

I think it was darwinandhobbes.

Xavier Walker
Xavier Walker

No revengeroni leakeroni, right?

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

Do not incriminate me.

Promise.

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

Why would it? Why did loco's?

I'm good; been seeing family because of the holiday this week, I guess the free food is nice

You're black and like weird porn and you're a subby gay

Elijah Nguyen
Elijah Nguyen

Eh where you getting that from?

William Harris
William Harris

The NSA is always watching.

Daniel Rivera
Daniel Rivera

Fatty

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

Probably because Ioco rhymes with cocoa.
I'unoo you seem like the kinda guy who likes putting weird things in there like pee and bad dragon toys maybe I'unno

Isaac Williams
Isaac Williams

You are always using a vpn anyway aren't you

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

hope you're all having a good night

Carson Edwards
Carson Edwards

NEVERTHELESS

Daniel Kelly
Daniel Kelly

How much for a good night with you

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

Not allowed.

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

one compliment per minute

Jacob Myers
Jacob Myers

No one can afford that

Samuel Walker
Samuel Walker

That's all accurate
It ain't a limerick tho :P

Get rekt. I bet you even have an escpae plan in case things get really hairy

Levi Wood
Levi Wood

tfw u realize you wrote like six poems tonight while shitposting even though u usually only aim for one per night

I should subject you guys to this kind of thing more often

I have to eat food to survive and it's better to not have to pay for it

Only thing in the past year has been a toothbrush, I think

How about you?

-pets u-

Have faith, my child

Christopher Butler
Christopher Butler

oh....

^^ hi!

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

Isn't that what poor people say?

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

Some other day, maybe.

There is a rough draft of an outline.

Luke Smith
Luke Smith

I think poems are gay
They ruin your day
keeps the demons at bay, but don't pay
ay

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

Aye aye, captain

Can I fit in the getaway trunk

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

A toothbrush is still pretty weird.

Nothing to my knowledge I poop from there.
kys

William Myers
William Myers

I am not taking a vehicle. They could be bugged.

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

Can I fit in the bindle, then?

Luke Bell
Luke Bell

How was your day gurl

It's what an unemployed person who's currently just spending money says

They've pretty much just been therapeutic to me

I use them to make love to my demons

Not in these silly ones obvs; these just fit the tone of the board and subjecting Holla Forums to my edgy poetry would be cruel and unusual

Really though idk if and when something will manifest

It was just a working thing that I had on hand

Something thicker would be better, though

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

Not on my watch.

Carter Allen
Carter Allen

Probably, if you have not grown significantly in the last few years.

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

You're a NEET now?

Colton Nelson
Colton Nelson

I might just kill you too.

Isaiah Perez
Isaiah Perez

h-hewwo.....

Thomas Torres
Thomas Torres

Hi.

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

i made "a-ano..." my phone wallpaper

Kevin Perez
Kevin Perez

Something thicker would be better, though
mfw

Logan Rivera
Logan Rivera

A romantic double suicide, Dazai would be proud.

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

Currently, yeah

Stalling with getting my next job, partly because idk what I want to do

Kind of started developing an urge to go teach in another weird country lately, but I dunno

ay gurl how u

Hey, how are things?

What? ^^

Jonathan Gutierrez
Jonathan Gutierrez

You big flirt.

David Russell
David Russell

Things are alright; just waiting for a sleeping pill to kick in. Taking my meds again like a good little nutter.
You?

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

doing good. just got back from playing tekken and ddr with a cutie. super cute and nice good fun times.

Kevin Powell
Kevin Powell

Oh, yeah, TOTALLY.

Luis Anderson
Luis Anderson

:(

painful

hbu

Joshua Myers
Joshua Myers

Slightly less romantic murder-suicide?

Lucas Green
Lucas Green

Posting hentai like that is lewd and degenerate

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

I was just saying what I was thinking ^^

I think sleeping pills aren't that bad, relative to meds in general, anyway ^^

I'm pretty good; just been writing poetry and listening to old school rap

The two weirdly seem to hand-in-hand; the music helps me get in a mindset of rhyme and flow

Was that a date or what? :3

What happened?

It was fine, saw family and got free food and stuff. Just been messing around on the internet other than that

I didn't even have to use my AK

I gotta say, it was a good day

Kevin Russell
Kevin Russell

can you please stop being mean I'm having a rough day.

just another day in the life of nezi waiting on meds to work that i know won't

free food always tastes better, what kind of food did you get and why was it free?

Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

I love that he says "tummy"

Eli Bailey
Eli Bailey


When are you not having a rough day

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

it was sort of a daaate but our friend is like. moving far away soon so. she came along butttttttttttttttttt its okay. yesterday it was just me and the person. soon itll be winter break for this person i have been... talking to and itll just b me and them and nice

Noah Flores
Noah Flores

are you doing anything for thanksgiving ?
i feel like its such an empty holiday. its more just. christmas intro

Adam Edwards
Adam Edwards

Ah that's just one of 5, though I refuse to take all of that.

Nice. Actually, I wrote a few poems in lecture the other day.
I suppose I can see that.

Evan Wilson
Evan Wilson

ok

Alexander Carter
Alexander Carter

It's best to find other ways of dealing with things

Steak tacos and because I'm not going to fight to put my credit card down when everyone else is so eager to pay

Went to a restaurant with a bunch of family

Why is this

Girls getting in the way

And that'll be good, then ^^

That's understandable; I don't really trust meds

You should show me ^^

Hm?

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

ok

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

going to aunt/uncle's for dinner (lunchtime) and then work.

ah that sounds nice
I'm glad you had fun

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

I wouldn't call it "fun" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

hi!

hi :3

Cooper Clark
Cooper Clark

burn all womyn

hm. enjoy your time the best you can ?

Josiah Bailey
Josiah Bailey

It's meant to be sexually suggestive

Cooper Cruz
Cooper Cruz

I trust a few of them, like clonazepam. I quite like clonazepam.

Eh.. pass. It's just free verse garbage.

Hudson Reyes
Hudson Reyes

Why do I get a cat face and 4m doesn't?

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

because you posted a cat.

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

Meow kitty.

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

i wanna cat

Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

What's better, exclamation point or cat face? I need to know to properly interpret this post

Why are you using a feminist spelling while saying that

Peter Parker forgot to take pictures of Spiderman so he gives that video to his boss instead

I can show you my free verse stuff too, on Steam :3

The poem I showed you before was my best one, imo. Or at least one of my three best ones

The obvious questions

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

Then cat.

Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

i'll do my best

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

I'm dumb though.

Leo Fisher
Leo Fisher

feminist spelling ? ? ? ?

i can b ur cat nyaaaaaann

GANBATTE NEZI-SAN !!!!!!!!!

Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

Jonah Jameson closes the door to his office and lets down the blinds and fucks Peter Parker Silly

Cameron Gomez
Cameron Gomez

both

but i cant

wew lewd

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

But why not though?

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

Maybe.. another time.

Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

the people wouldnt like it!

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

The people don't like it when I cat?

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

Not pretty and smart?

"Womyn"

I guess you could also use it if you don't think they're worthy of having "man" in their word

Is this ERP?

🤔

Anyway how u gurl

Slept well?

No pressure ^^

I should just show you my worst stuff until you're comfortable enough :3

Luis James
Luis James

what do you mean when you cat

slept ok
kohi was ok
now to about to go

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

not lewd at all

i didnt know they say that

Isaiah Campbell
Isaiah Campbell

Ugly and dumb.

You said you wanna cat.

Like you want to cat, right?

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

I got a tattoo today!

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

vv

Asher Rivera
Asher Rivera

Okay, good luck ^^

Who did you think did? Lmao

The word exists because some feminists think "woman" implies that women are secondary to men, basically

L-lewd

Stop bullying Wish-kun

Jayden Green
Jayden Green

You know, I kind of like this feeling of being half asleep, it's almost like being drunk but without the shitty feeling.

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

he got the triforce wrong

Ayden Sanchez
Ayden Sanchez

u n me bb aint nothin but mammals

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

He sucks, though.

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

school now bye

thanks!

i want A cat!

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

14 years in MS paint

Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

Yeah, sleeping pills can do that. You should probably just sleep, though :3

Oh, what Squash did is normal, then

I like him

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

k e k

Kyle is a sweetheart tho so we forgive him generally

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

Gross.

Night,

Parker Martinez
Parker Martinez

I never held it against him, even though he seemed to think I did, cause he hated when I'd make dogfucking jokes at first

Sleep well

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

You're probably right.
Goodnight.

Cameron Hughes
Cameron Hughes

\*pat*

Ayden Butler
Ayden Butler

I joke about it all the time with him and he loves me like I'm a peanutbutter slathered tennisball.

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

Night ^^

Yeah, he just had to get to know me a bit I guess, but I think this was back when he was more racist against anime posters too

Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

racist
Oh like those pony-fucking manchildren

Dylan Gutierrez
Dylan Gutierrez

I'm back from exercise.

Everyone thinks they can go to another country to teach english. It's easier said than done.

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

I never got why people were so naturally abrasive to each other just because they came from a different shitposting demographic.

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

Idk what you're alluding to

I've mainly seen it from furries

Already did it in China, nigga

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

Fuck the Chinese.

Tyler Lewis
Tyler Lewis

I never got why people were so naturally abrasive to each other
fuck you you piece of fucking shit
you and your mother suck eggs at the bottom of a well from the eye balls of a used car salesman
:^)

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

I've mainly seen it from furries
implying there's any difference

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

there there user

Angel Peterson
Angel Peterson

yeah, that insult, it was too abstract for your feeble mind to understand

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

sounded like some trashy half-assed ren and stimpy ripoff

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

well you pig drinking master faster egg eater, I'll have you know that you seem to have the greatest case of kosher bosher master fucker gay maker I've ever seen

Kayden Adams
Kayden Adams

this made in abyss manga is really good so far, im getting really comfy feels from a lot of the scenes

which is how i know its going to get really fucked up and bad later and mess with me

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

drat
my facade of someone making a joke at the expense of a fly away comment about being hostile for no reason has been destroyed

Easton Rodriguez
Easton Rodriguez

nah once i talk to you enough it's pretty hard for me to not recognize who you are immediately, generally I don't even need namesync for the /b/ threads to tell what's going on

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

Reminder that horsefuckers own the thread and furries are unironically worse

Brandon Foster
Brandon Foster

??????

how is test either of those
there might be a lot i don't know about test come to think of it

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

which is why I don't understand name-fagging

Aiden Anderson
Aiden Anderson

Hey, don't look at me, I was verbally against it and caused a lot of fuss user posting, but people get upset about that too easily so just to avoid a general disturbance I've been keeping things simple.

Noah Price
Noah Price

truuuuuuuuuu

Jayden Harris
Jayden Harris

mangaseeonline.us/read-online/Made-In-Abyss-chapter-7-page-7.html

oh my fucking god this mangaka is weird

Logan Baker
Logan Baker

fagets

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

all me tbh
Is that really?

John Brown
John Brown

YES snot on their head

how much of these details did you forget? im a details guy myself thats why im so slow with quality manga

Gavin Bell
Gavin Bell

Just didn't think it was that strange.

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

just a weird detail to add, the style makes it kind of gross and puking is going to practically be a regular occurrence in the manga

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

I don't know, there's a lot stranger details that could have been added. Seen people do such things before too many times with more strange shit. Maybe my brain is just soup right now.

Jason Carter
Jason Carter

-stirs the soup with a big wooden spoon-

William Hall
William Hall

mangaseeonline.us/read-online/Made-In-Abyss-chapter-8-page-7.html

this nigga just straight up knows

Tyler Lee
Tyler Lee

see you fags sometime

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

new
new
new
new

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