There once was a big hairy mutt
Squash wanted to be the dog's slut
Squash got in position,
The dog accepted the mission,
And fucked Squash right in the butt
There once was a big hairy mutt Squash wanted to be the dog's slut Squash got...
There once was a big hairy mutt
So yeah, I'm experimenting with shitposting limericks
ur mom's a limerick
Do one for me too
Erio's a fucking faggot.
A fucking faggot is he.
An enormous dick.
A questionable prick.
And the looks to rival Bob Saget.
There once was a man named 10X
He and Bern would discuss gay sex
But Bern showed him his prick,
10X leaked that dick,
And Bern fled the threads and his ex
I don't know you well; not sure what I'd do it about ^^
You don't like it? </3
Also I see we both had the genius idea of rhyming "dick" with "prick"
That one was gold.
why is there dirty gay RPing in my anime board
*I gently move my hand up your leg with nimble grace. Your milky hamstrings are soft to the touch. Your calves, while not defined are defiantly nubile, quiver as my hand caresses them.*
Alchemist has given me 50% of his property.
What did you just say to me you fucking faggot? I got a surprise for you from Bob Saget. The aristocat's fat shats on rats wearing top hats from their lax fag vats.
Can it, Kiwi.
That's 'Master Kiwi', you ugly weirdo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
-writes one for you:
Roses are red
Sonatas are Blue
Tea is rilly good
ANd Skwirrels are too!
is very proud of his work.-
Where is best poster
Having friends is too much responsibility
i miss having friends
There once was a man named Grim
Nymph got quite tired of him
So Grim crashed Nymph's router,
Then Nymph got more sour,
And we in Nymph's butt blood did swim
(Probably not here since this is so much later)
What happened gurl
How u feelin
make one of me
Don't listen to her, it's my turn.
i bet you fap to braixen like you do blaziken right
I have a good friend named Hu
Just don't tell him you're a Jew
If you do, you'll be gassed,
A great Zyklon B blast,
Lampshades will be made from you
How was your day gurl
Who are you
I don't know much about you other than a couple of drama events you might not want mentioned :3
Hm, I'll think about what that would be about
I am with family. I am at peace. A couple of second winds have blown my way recently. Feels nice.
It needs be a haiku instead of a limerick for you.
Because a haiku is short.
like what drama i'm curious
yes im ooble
Erio, please don't
bout to watch anime with the lady
nm.... just getting into my evening
4 day weekend, the fuck to do with self
Glad I won't have to deal with the question of whether or not to go to family events for free food anymore after tomorrow
His shortness is the main possible topic I have in mind
So Grim, that weird Pakistani
He once said he'd kill a tranny
You banned him from your chat
That's what I know of that
But I guess he proved he's manly
I went with the other thing :3
why is german hiphop so shit
Test is pretty short
That's all about him for now
Requests are a bitch
ay gurl how u
well i mean
i guess so, but it was more than that, he asked to see my chest in front of tristan and invited sci without permission
come on dude, that was a year ago, what else do you got
Somehow killing trannies is preferable to the other thing actually.
good yea, you?
I'd like to say I was drunk and that I didn't say I'd kill one but I was afraid I would but that doesn't really matter so yeah
I imagine it's not a good language for slang or half rhymes or such things like english is but they make their songs with those things in mind.
im just checkin in for a minute. HEWWO !!!!!!
You and I haven't interacted much, and I just had what he told me about that :3
The good news is that this small amount of interaction is a small step toward me knowing what to write about you
You left Ban's chat? I was going to DM you on Discord about the other thing because it's a bit touchy to talk about in thread
My Discord is Daiakuma#8938 ^^
I wouldn't post a limerick that would actually bother someone; I know that other thing is a touchy topic
Sorry missed this
Pretty good; mildly high on weed resin
ah, that, yeah i guess
i left ban's discord because i didn't see a need to be in there for a while
i'll add you
only things of moderate interest.... which are uninteresting.
over on soudcloud atp looking for new music.
any suggestions, oh dark one?
I mean Grim looks like he was bothered by the tranny one. You should 'pologize.
Bad post, though.
I actually asked for permission on Discord before posting that, so I'm clean
Shimakaze tends to be.
I am Physically incapable of making a bad post
your suggestion was shit... dont fucking ever do that again
Have you tried his music? He was a poet
t. the person who wrote all these dope ass limericks
is that user-sama
pony threads ?
I recall two or three REALLY bad ones.
i strongly dislike most forms of rap and hip hop... with few exceptions
youre probably the one that just went by sama... i get that alot
You didn't ask my permission, but I'll let you go this time.
Tell me what made them bad.
You were crying.
No i'm never wrong.
Stop trying to hide your past.
That was Oscar-baiting, you understand.
Well, it made me SAD; therefore, it was BAD.
i wanna fap
found this... i like it
i maybe was in those twice
I know everything.
Getting sad over another guy?
That's pretty gay, even if I probably was a woman at the time.
I can't help you there, sadly.
you sneaky fucker...
I missed you buddy how's tricks?
YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT!!
THERES' SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU
tricky... kinda calmed down a little for the holdays.
only when the beat drops tho...my new jam
it's been loneley
I've been taking time away from here
right now I just got back from running around outside errands and im still in my coat and all waiting for a friend to come around
I'm kinda sweaty and carrying alot oflmaoweed so the fumes of that mixed together is killing me
mirror mirror on the wall
I feel like a fucking dog
My attention is yours.
shits going on repeat in the car... words, mark them
I saw this cute image on facebook a while ago and for some reason I named it DARS .jpg
Is this some kind of exit post
You don't have that kind of clearance.
are you cute? i've never seen lloyd
its good taking breaks from here... get some sanity back yea
...just drop the weed and take the coat off
suggesting this is a prelude
clearance level 5
pass code: leTigre'
Not this time.
You need 10.
oh man but as soon as I take it off the cold air is going to whip through my room and touch my shirt and it's going to be cold :furrowed:
reminds me of that le simpli eric leftypol maymay, the le 58% face
Yeah I think it's really cute
It's so cute i made it my fb profile pic
do you watch stranger things?
It reminds me of you for some reaosn
Oh thank god I love seeing you here
there is no such level...
Its top secret.
You've probably never even heard of it.
but the frostyness will be refreshing...
Are you getting that star wars game that some people don't like?
There was one you had of Kiss and Dars; that was funny.
I do watch that. Do you think of me as a big monster and that is why the show reminds you of me?
Your presence is also not terrible.
i was inventing fake clearance levels before it went underground
you dont have dicscord do you?
I've been holed up in my personal Discord with people who appreciate me for who I am...
they arent very good at conversation so It's kind of a trade there
I've been feelig socially isolated for a while
b-but my friends are here tonight!
I love the kiss/dars meme
it's a two parter
Also maybe that's it :3
yeah you scare me but also I like you and crave your attention
send me an invite man
You are correct to be scared. I, like the monster, am black and can fit into every orifice simultaneously.
you can embed sound cloud?
I'm feeling slightly less enthused about you now, dickhead
I LIKE SEEING YOU TOO
no, no you cant...
this was a nice exchange
I'm feeling refreshed
here's part two!
Yes, it was joyous. Those images elicit smiles from me.
I don't think so.
Yeah right kiddo.
I have a chimerical erection, in fact.
says ur offline tho
But that might just be the cartoons I'm watching. Don't flatter yourself too much.
And here I thought you liked lame stuff.
prime your mind.
prime my pump...
Do do-do do-doot
tfw I used to have a crush on Penny
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy: Big Boogey's Adventure
tfw I used to have a crush on Inspector Gadget
anime Grim tho
Do not even joke about this.
fuck, me too
Go go gadget cock
"Fuck me too" - Bard 2017
Not a fan?
Jamaican Reaper is true across all time lines.
I do not think I have it in me to watch the new version of the show. It would not be the same without my love.
Was it not before your time?
Decidedly not, and definitely not a fan of it causing those reactions.
Norway makes fun of me all the time.
you cared enough to message me
I kind of wonder if he stopped posting because he died of his obvious weight issues from eating nothing but donuts.
Well, yeah. But was in the same boat as Looney Tunes and Rocky and Bullwinkle in that reruns aired all the time.
I love this show though. It fills me with nostalgia without any of the heartburn. Plus all the references to other things I love. What other cartoon has a whole episode about Cthulu? Also you know full well about my reactions anyway so even if this was true it shouldn't be surprising.
hes a god there
Well, young you was pretty gay if your recent revelations are true.
What other cartoon has a whole episode about Cthulu?
The Real Ghost Busters.
Older me is pretty gay too.
You didn't figure it out?
No, for good reason.
I've never had a reason to care about the ghostbusters though. Except for when they became women but those were all peculiar dykes.
pastwies and cappu too
but it's okay because neru would always dilligently brush their teeth
You poor child.
What the heck?
I'm shocked, for good reason.
Why should I give a shit about a movie where the characters aren't smart enough to make FRIENDS with the ghosts? They are beneath me. And you, I'm more man than you'll ever be, not a child
I'm about to smoke a bit of salvia
So why am I a fucknut?
You should care because it has Bill Murray in it.
I did watch a couple Bill Murray movies. interesting guy. Can we watch the Man who Knew too Little?
I do not know what a fucknut is.
It is sort of like a fuckass, but worse.
Fine you pick one. I'll even go against my gut and let you pick ghostbusters
I do not know what a fuckass is.
I was going to say Rushmore.
Regardless, you intended it to be demeaning.
Because I had figured you had known for quite awhile and chose not to tell me to fuck with me.
So, Darwin really likes young boys
To him, they're his little sex toys
He's e-dated twenty
Addicted to illegal joys
Achievement unlocked: use "boipussy" in a poem
Oh I forgot my post.
Well that was a nightmare.
Not going to do that again holy fuck. Glad I have some water.
there's a nanachi avatarfag
I am confused. What did I know?
okay sweet I like how it looks.
Do one on me
This board is just for gay hookups and shitposting
I have never seen your dox.
Not doing anything tomorrow.
The concept of doing one for you is now in my head and we'll see if anything comes from it
ay gurl how u
I can't believe you hadn't figured it out based on how much you know about me.
Who let you out of the trash can you get back in there where you belong no one wants your fucking buttpee cereal Eri-O's now a part of this delicious butthole breakfast you fucking shit
Great what about tomorrow night then? It is thanksgiving so I'll be obliged do regular stuff for most of the day
What's the true nature of this outburst?
I believed what you told me.
Have it ready for then.
Well yeah, but there were a lot of mistakes I made too, and I even leaked my real name to you once in a picture :^)
Semi-ironic shitposting and also ur trash
I clipped my nails and one of them smells like chocolate but I haven't had any chocolate in weeks.
One on me too.
OK~ Well do you want me to download it or should we just use rabb.it and find it on putlocker
Well, I feel betrayed and outraged.
You will PURCHASE it.
Doesn't mean it will happen
I have a few traits in my head about you though
Requests can be hard; poetry tends to be a thing I vomit up naturally
Maybe from something else with cocoa in it
Your request has been filed
How've you been? ^^
What's the real option
Did your butthole have cocoa in it?
Maybe Ioco's did.
I am somewhat fantastic. Though could always be better. How about you?
Nothing. I guess I do not know what to believe, but it does not change anything I felt ultimately.
I'd add you on Line if I remembered your ID :^)
I understand, and you probably have pretty limited knowledge about me to that end.
OK. I'll DM you the thing
I think it was darwinandhobbes.
No revengeroni leakeroni, right?
Do not incriminate me.
Why would it? Why did loco's?
I'm good; been seeing family because of the holiday this week, I guess the free food is nice
You're black and like weird porn and you're a subby gay
Eh where you getting that from?
The NSA is always watching.
Probably because Ioco rhymes with cocoa.
I'unoo you seem like the kinda guy who likes putting weird things in there like pee and bad dragon toys maybe I'unno
You are always using a vpn anyway aren't you
hope you're all having a good night
How much for a good night with you
one compliment per minute
No one can afford that
That's all accurate
It ain't a limerick tho :P
Get rekt. I bet you even have an escpae plan in case things get really hairy
tfw u realize you wrote like six poems tonight while shitposting even though u usually only aim for one per night
I should subject you guys to this kind of thing more often
I have to eat food to survive and it's better to not have to pay for it
Only thing in the past year has been a toothbrush, I think
How about you?
Have faith, my child
Isn't that what poor people say?
Some other day, maybe.
There is a rough draft of an outline.
I think poems are gay
They ruin your day
keeps the demons at bay, but don't pay
Aye aye, captain
Can I fit in the getaway trunk
A toothbrush is still pretty weird.
Nothing to my knowledge I poop from there.
I am not taking a vehicle. They could be bugged.
Can I fit in the bindle, then?
How was your day gurl
It's what an unemployed person who's currently just spending money says
They've pretty much just been therapeutic to me
I use them to make love to my demons
Not in these silly ones obvs; these just fit the tone of the board and subjecting Holla Forums to my edgy poetry would be cruel and unusual
Really though idk if and when something will manifest
It was just a working thing that I had on hand
Something thicker would be better, though
Not on my watch.
Probably, if you have not grown significantly in the last few years.
You're a NEET now?
I might just kill you too.
i made "a-ano..." my phone wallpaper
Something thicker would be better, though
A romantic double suicide, Dazai would be proud.
Stalling with getting my next job, partly because idk what I want to do
Kind of started developing an urge to go teach in another weird country lately, but I dunno
ay gurl how u
Hey, how are things?
You big flirt.
Things are alright; just waiting for a sleeping pill to kick in. Taking my meds again like a good little nutter.
doing good. just got back from playing tekken and ddr with a cutie. super cute and nice good fun times.
Oh, yeah, TOTALLY.
Slightly less romantic murder-suicide?
Posting hentai like that is lewd and degenerate
I was just saying what I was thinking ^^
I think sleeping pills aren't that bad, relative to meds in general, anyway ^^
I'm pretty good; just been writing poetry and listening to old school rap
The two weirdly seem to hand-in-hand; the music helps me get in a mindset of rhyme and flow
Was that a date or what? :3
It was fine, saw family and got free food and stuff. Just been messing around on the internet other than that
I didn't even have to use my AK
I gotta say, it was a good day
can you please stop being mean I'm having a rough day.
just another day in the life of nezi waiting on meds to work that i know won't
free food always tastes better, what kind of food did you get and why was it free?
I love that he says "tummy"
When are you not having a rough day
it was sort of a daaate but our friend is like. moving far away soon so. she came along butttttttttttttttttt its okay. yesterday it was just me and the person. soon itll be winter break for this person i have been... talking to and itll just b me and them and nice
are you doing anything for thanksgiving ?
i feel like its such an empty holiday. its more just. christmas intro
Ah that's just one of 5, though I refuse to take all of that.
Nice. Actually, I wrote a few poems in lecture the other day.
I suppose I can see that.
It's best to find other ways of dealing with things
Steak tacos and because I'm not going to fight to put my credit card down when everyone else is so eager to pay
Went to a restaurant with a bunch of family
Why is this
Girls getting in the way
And that'll be good, then ^^
That's understandable; I don't really trust meds
You should show me ^^
going to aunt/uncle's for dinner (lunchtime) and then work.
ah that sounds nice
I'm glad you had fun
I wouldn't call it "fun" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
burn all womyn
hm. enjoy your time the best you can ?
It's meant to be sexually suggestive
I trust a few of them, like clonazepam. I quite like clonazepam.
Eh.. pass. It's just free verse garbage.
Why do I get a cat face and 4m doesn't?
because you posted a cat.
i wanna cat
What's better, exclamation point or cat face? I need to know to properly interpret this post
Why are you using a feminist spelling while saying that
Peter Parker forgot to take pictures of Spiderman so he gives that video to his boss instead
I can show you my free verse stuff too, on Steam :3
The poem I showed you before was my best one, imo. Or at least one of my three best ones
The obvious questions
i'll do my best
I'm dumb though.
feminist spelling ? ? ? ?
i can b ur cat nyaaaaaann
GANBATTE NEZI-SAN !!!!!!!!!
Jonah Jameson closes the door to his office and lets down the blinds and fucks Peter Parker Silly
but i cant
But why not though?
Maybe.. another time.
the people wouldnt like it!
The people don't like it when I cat?
Not pretty and smart?
I guess you could also use it if you don't think they're worthy of having "man" in their word
Is this ERP?
Anyway how u gurl
No pressure ^^
I should just show you my worst stuff until you're comfortable enough :3
what do you mean when you cat
kohi was ok
now to about to go
not lewd at all
i didnt know they say that
Ugly and dumb.
You said you wanna cat.
Like you want to cat, right?
I got a tattoo today!
Okay, good luck ^^
Who did you think did? Lmao
The word exists because some feminists think "woman" implies that women are secondary to men, basically
Stop bullying Wish-kun
You know, I kind of like this feeling of being half asleep, it's almost like being drunk but without the shitty feeling.
he got the triforce wrong
u n me bb aint nothin but mammals
He sucks, though.
school now bye
i want A cat!
14 years in MS paint
Yeah, sleeping pills can do that. You should probably just sleep, though :3
Oh, what Squash did is normal, then
I like him
k e k
Kyle is a sweetheart tho so we forgive him generally
I never held it against him, even though he seemed to think I did, cause he hated when I'd make dogfucking jokes at first
You're probably right.
I joke about it all the time with him and he loves me like I'm a peanutbutter slathered tennisball.
Yeah, he just had to get to know me a bit I guess, but I think this was back when he was more racist against anime posters too
Oh like those pony-fucking manchildren
I'm back from exercise.
Everyone thinks they can go to another country to teach english. It's easier said than done.
I never got why people were so naturally abrasive to each other just because they came from a different shitposting demographic.
Idk what you're alluding to
I've mainly seen it from furries
Already did it in China, nigga
Fuck the Chinese.
I never got why people were so naturally abrasive to each other
fuck you you piece of fucking shit
you and your mother suck eggs at the bottom of a well from the eye balls of a used car salesman
I've mainly seen it from furries
implying there's any difference
there there user
yeah, that insult, it was too abstract for your feeble mind to understand
sounded like some trashy half-assed ren and stimpy ripoff
well you pig drinking master faster egg eater, I'll have you know that you seem to have the greatest case of kosher bosher master fucker gay maker I've ever seen
this made in abyss manga is really good so far, im getting really comfy feels from a lot of the scenes
which is how i know its going to get really fucked up and bad later and mess with me
my facade of someone making a joke at the expense of a fly away comment about being hostile for no reason has been destroyed
nah once i talk to you enough it's pretty hard for me to not recognize who you are immediately, generally I don't even need namesync for the /b/ threads to tell what's going on
Reminder that horsefuckers own the thread and furries are unironically worse
how is test either of those
there might be a lot i don't know about test come to think of it
which is why I don't understand name-fagging
Hey, don't look at me, I was verbally against it and caused a lot of fuss user posting, but people get upset about that too easily so just to avoid a general disturbance I've been keeping things simple.
oh my fucking god this mangaka is weird
all me tbh
Is that really?
YES snot on their head
how much of these details did you forget? im a details guy myself thats why im so slow with quality manga
Just didn't think it was that strange.
just a weird detail to add, the style makes it kind of gross and puking is going to practically be a regular occurrence in the manga
I don't know, there's a lot stranger details that could have been added. Seen people do such things before too many times with more strange shit. Maybe my brain is just soup right now.
-stirs the soup with a big wooden spoon-
this nigga just straight up knows
see you fags sometime