Hot takes from Holla Forums

god let this be true

A lot did lie about their age because they wanted to fight the Nazis and the Nips.

Reminds me of that screencap from 06 where a dumbass did a report on the nazi's and how they didn't do nuffin only for the teacher to fail him and everybody in the class to hate him.

This was back when pol was still a satire board and a guy in the comments mentioned how retarded he was for making a report from pro neo nazi propaganda.

True but still they would be in their mid-80s at best.

10/10

Do you have that screencap? I love these stories.

Yeah, my grandfather lied about his age for WW2 and he'd be older than shit if he was still alive. I can still see some fat shit getting smacked by an old man though.

here you go.

Somehow this will all be Marx's fault

So much for the master race

If this is truth and not satire, I genuinely feel bad for the Holla Forums-smoker's family, especially his grandpa.

An /r9k/ thread bout a one-night-stand threesome experience is more believable than this shit. Can't believe people take this seriously.

their demographics overlap quite heavily though.

Try 90+. Doubt a teenager woulda fought the Nahtsees in World War II.

Teen soldiers in WWII was something happened all the time in burgerstan fam

I know. I'm just saying the story in the image part of the OP's bullshit.

Nah, but if the grandad in question's at least 85 he woulda been like 12 back when The Normandy Invasion went down. If he was born in 1927 he coulda been a part of it.

I believe it. Autistic Holla Forumslack NEET with a single mom gets fucking laid out by his grandfather–totally happened.

Some of the details like the fact they were on his grandpa's property, grandpa throws a birdhouse at him, that sounds like it came from real experience, not something some troll made up. Of course, he comes crying back to Holla Forums what else would a retarded Holla Forumsyp do in that situation? Sit down and straighten out his life by himself? Suffer in silence? No fucking way, he's going to try to find out what the group thinks he should do even if he embarrasses himself in the process. And let's be honest if he was so autistic he thought saying that shit to a WWII vet wouldn't provoke that reaction then he's not going to be conscious of the embarrassment or reaction that such a post would bring.

Powerful

Amazing story.

My dad used to go get the boxing gloves and take me in the back yard to beat the crap out of me every time I acted up to teach me how people would treat me in the real world if I acted like a fucking faggot like most of pol.

Hated him for that shit but grew up and although I work shit jobs I'm glad I didn't end up like this pussy op.

there has to be a better way of teaching your kid to not be a reprehensible person than this.

are you the kid from Hot Rod?

We tried. It was called the 90s. It didn't work.

I want to believe this
This shit is to good

How black military dad's deal with their kids.
when I turned 15 I beat the crap out of him for the first time so I at least have that win on my belt.

Nope black.

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butthurt pollack.

I still think its bait but OP would have to be in for the long game

I like how they just sort of arbitrarily claim that all ugly people who agree with them are actually some completely different invading class that they don't even associate with.

Their entire ideology is just liberalism with a thick layer of these psychological mechanisms designed to feed their adolescent narcissism. They're literally incapable of self-criticism, even when they admit to being spergs it's in the form of some attention-begging complete mental breakdown and self esteem dip, not actual even handed recognition. Imagine their boy Donny getting up on a stage and admitting that he's fat. It's never going to happen. Why do you think Ben Garrison draws him with a fucking supermodel jawline and a football player build? They can't fathom the idea of being in any way less than average, to the point of actually lying point blank to THEMSELVES. Paper thin ideology.

Their "race realist" schtick is falling apart more and more every day, they've already been successfully folded into the liberal conservative establishment of America without issue, and they are ideologically incapable of associating with anyone below 8/10 or admitting individually that they're any less than that. The "Alt Right" isn't dying, it never even fucking existed. Just a retarded aesthetic for impotents with a pathological and slightly sexual hatred for black people.

What's happening in that first picture? Yeah, right-wing dweebs don't want their movement to be associated with people perceived to be lower than average in any way (even though it's full of them). This board has the same problem too, though.

There was this capitalist scumbag walking down the street and then I said, "hey freak you socialistism rules you can't even own anything you fucking idiot" and he told me to get a job. I just lost it and ran at him screaming for my life (I though I had been raped) and he punched me face. Next thing I knew I was on the ground and he was a few feet away giving a police report. Everyone was laughing because I pissed myself on the way down, and the porky bastard walked over and put his cigar out on my head. "You're going to jail son, get straight" he said and laughed when the police came over and dragged me to jail. Now I'm being charged with assault. What do /leftypol?!?!?!?

Most anons here will openly admit to being virgins or otherwise socially inept. There are a lot of oldfags here with no illusions about the average imageboard crowd.

And you wonder why white people don't like you

Hey, at least it worked.

You're posting on Holla Forums so obviously it didn't

But he's posting on Holla Forums's best board so something obviously did work.

Least I'm not posting on pol as a self hating nigger and can actually get laid.

You faggots just got time outs in the corner and get beat up by old men so something obviously didn't work.

Citation not needed, nigresses will literally fuck anything for a drumstick

Why would you need a citation if you find it believable?

I know niggers can't read but come on.

My bad homeslice my brain didn't register the not.

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Anyone else remember "Cuck Carts"

Holla Forums your board is infested with hispanic people

I was thinking about this the other day, it's a shame they didn't start labeling other items cuck x tbh, it would be the point the cuck meme loops back round to funny.

Build a firewall.

Nobody was laughing with them. Redundant repetitive jokes is the humor of morons. Laughter requires unexpectedness, surprise, but a sense of relatability.

Calling something a cuck over and over again isn't that funny. It's why so so long ago on image boards people were talking about the importance of OC and not recycling content but that died out and most of those people left for tumblr or twitter.

Calling something a cuck cart is only as funny as it is unexpected someone would care about a tiny cart meant for elderly women

Good post

Anotha one

How old was OP? I give him 14-15 at most. Children are contrarian inconsistent attention whores devoid of original thought.

That grandfather has my respect for not continuing to beat him while he's on the ground. Massive amounts of nice. Lame
for sperging to his daughter about how her son upset him tho.

It can be annoying seeing people complain about that shit, but at least most non-tankies aren't obsessed with that perfect Man shit.

One of the times you can say "thank the spooks for alienation" until you realise that alienation is what made them nazis in the first place.

bestiality is illegal in my state

Reminder that Sam Hyde literally killed his burgeoning career because of the meme
youtube.com/watch?v=zQlh6uK0uawF

Saved for prosperity

Wonder what he's up to these days

Making very bitter and angry content
some of it is kind of funny though

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As much as user was a cunt to his grandfather I can sympathize with the fact that relatives can be pricks.

Look guys. it's a fake story.

Is this one fake? Seems like carefully crafted propaganda.

That one… maybe, with some "establishments". It is crafted propaganda, the guy set out to humanize a Nazi soldier. It's not hard because they actually were humans. Even US anti-fascism propaganda acknowledged the fascist German as human succumbing to weakness and vice. (They didn't extend this to the Japanese though…)

Wait which one is Afroplasm

UPBOATED, my fellow redditor!

Why are you gay?

Maybe we should gather a bunch of old WW2 vets from the allies countries, arm them with era appropriate equipment, and have them hunt down all the world's polyps.

all of them.