Stock

Hi, i have 500$ witch companies should i invest in.

With $500 do bonds tbh.

Amazon, Netflix, or Facebook, their stocks are sure to continue to climb :^)

None. Wait a year and buy when the market bottoms out.

Go get your pecker some thicc lma0

short a portfolio of companies that have women for CEOs but are not in the S&P 500

Buy gold, unironically.

A used HiPoint 9mm can be had for less than $450. Use it to kys for this thread, go to /biz/

Literally the worst fucking time to invest in stocks. Or gold, or cryptocurrency, or marketable bonds. Just keep things in cash. Do a 1-2 month CD if you want to keep yourself from spending the money, it'll be piss poor return, but we don't live in the 90s anymore, non-risk interest is basically gone.

Invest in the Night Witches

let me guess, their advice is 'invest in bitcoin'

Invest in the company of hookers and blow

invest in ethereum. bitcoin is a dead man walking.

Donate it. Earning a return will make you want to keep investing, which in time will make you begin to defend that which must be destroyed.

Got friends in the Ethereum business. Can confirm.

butt plugs, lots & lots of butt plugs
then buy a, gun, 1 bullet & kill yourself

forgot to sage

an SKS, a couple boxes of ammo, and some range time.
then go kill cops.

>>>/biz/

High-yield indexes since it is a small amount and you are young.

Pls gib any one (1) use case for Ethereum that either
a) Already exists
b) Does not rely entirely on vaporware
Bonus points if you avoid buying into ICOs or other tokens