ITT: we pretend we are liberals

ITT: we pretend we are liberals

MAGA!!

Single-payer healthcare is too extreme. We should focus on protecting Obamacare and Obama's legacy.

i can't believe bernie voted against SANCTIONS on RUSSIA

berniebros will defend this, absolutely sick, bernard is a russian plant, #notarealdemocrat

What do you mean the US elections are rigged? That's some very DANGEROUS insinuations right there okay?

McCain is an all American hero, you triggered libtard normie!

MAO MAKES ME CUM

Trump and russia are the greatest threat to western democracy ever. We need to overthrow assad and establish democracy to keep russia at bay.

I can't believe trump married a soviet Yugoslavian girl instead of a black transgender american !

wow i love shovin my cool dr who hillary clinton pop figure in bumhole bc it shows how much of a bae sex positive ready player one star wars feminism is also i like hitler

transgender people should have the same oppertunities to get killed or maimed while fighting against enemies that the cia created.

John McCain is an American hero, I wish we had 50 Republican senators just like him so we could return to an era of civility and bipartisanship, and get government moving again!

The freer the markets, the freer the people!

Watt about muh regulations defending LGBTQ+ rights ?

Do you guys like my new t-shirt?

Labour needs to recapture the centre ground by making Liz Kendall leader. It's outrageous that the Conservative party has delivered 2 female Prime Ministers while Labour has yet to deliver even 1.

Bill Clinton was a great leader!! He just has a bad rep because of that sex scandal, and totally not because of three strikes law or anything.

Hitler wasn't a good guy, but he was a good LEADER.

Africans should stop complaining about their countries being ruined by colonialism, lol, get over it.

Slavery wouldn't be racist if the slave owners and slaves were equally diverse. Abolishing slavery is too extreme. We just have to reform the system to where it no longer favors one race.

The red scare was right-wing paranoia, communists just want more welfare instead of a violent revolution in which they kill everyone that disagrees with them to take over the world in global revolution.

*watches the west wing*

THIS. IS. NOT. NORMAL

We need more people of color in oppressive intuitions

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Look I don't think Hillary is perfect either but we're talking about fucking Trump here

Bernie Sanders was FUCKING A WHITE MALE
How could he possibly have been a good choice for President?

Obama?
Osama?
Coincidence?

that meme never get’s old.

Whoa, end slavery? Isn't that a bit radical? Nothing radical ever worked, we need to improve the system until it's perfect. Here's what I propose: minorities get tax breaks when buying slaves. Women, negros, whatever, the goal is to make their percentage in the ruling class be equal to their representation in the overall population. Then we achieve the same among the slave class. I'm sure we'll have no shortage of human flotsam to sell in Charleston, am I right? So then, when all social classes have the same demographic makeup, we'll finally have achieved equality, without even needing to do something reckless like abolishing slavery!

You know, someone really ought to do something.

It's that guy from Planet of The Apes, right?

We should all be Soviet Yugslavians here.

Down with imperialism! What? Isreal is not a racist apartheid state with jewish only racial settlements in the west bank. Your just a nazi! The entire world is racist for reporting these lies and the US media is the only correct source on isreal. The democrats are right for supporting isreal. I'm proud that the US alone vetoes any bill in the UN that would stop settlement expansion

I know sweatshops are a bit exploitative, but without them, they'd be even worse. As long as I'm paying a cent higher than the peasant would usually make, I'm helping these people at the same time they help me.

Thank god neoliberals didn’t exist in the 1800’s.

The free market will take care of it

#IStandWithHer #Resist #SheSwearsSheHadNoHandInStartingACivilWarThatCreatedMillionsOfInternationalRefugees

We need to change slavery from the inside, we can't just replace it with something else - it's human nature!

Donald DRUMPF must DIE

WE MUST STOP TRUMP! HE IS LITERALLY STALIN!!!!!

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Did you guys see Spider-Man Homecoming? Wasn't it great?? The MCU can do no wrong!

I'm very socialist. I believe in universal healthcare, and state funded education also dude weed lmao. What? Seize the means of production and dismantle capitalism? That's some communist stuff there, that's very excellent. Communism simply doesn't work and has killed over 100 million people.

you get the point

It's almost as if a change of president isn't what the US fears at all

Trump 2020!

Capitalism isn't the problem here. It's human greed, rich CEOs who care more about making money than helping people. So we should give our government, which totally not completely beholden to all these rich fucks, power to control all these various things I want. What could go wrong?

We need a healthy mix of socialism and capitalism. Socialism is when the government does stuff. Both the radical left and radical right are flawed. I know this even though I've never read either sides' political literature.

crony capitalism is the problem, if we had a true free market we wouldn't have any problems. the freer the market, the freer the people!

this poster is a vile communist, mixed economies are fascism.

What do you mean the world has 'sociohistorical trends'? Your ideologically-tainted 'history' doesn't account for the fact that an individual will always want to profit, it's just how the world works.

Why would anyone need an AR15, that's fucking stupid
did you know that .00001% of the country dies every year to shootings?
but Sandy hook made me sad so we should ban the mean looking goods
it doesn't matter that most gun crime is blacks killing eachother with hand guns in the ghetto
those ignorant rednecks just need to give up their Fully automatic semi automatic rifles

what we need is a mixture of Capitalism and Socialism.

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no

no

"The fascists of tomorrow will call themselves anti fascists"
~Winston Churchill

sickle cell anemia is a social construct

Suck tranny cock or you're a bigot, sinner.

Is this for or against

Poor babies

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With enough fact twisting you could make anyone look like a communist.

Wew lad. Get rid of that "It's fucking awesome" on the end.

Castro was a fascist

Proof or GTFO.

He said he supported Trump in an accelerationist, ironic sense, versus that chick who was just treading water.

We better not extinguish smallpox, I mean it's been with us since forever, it must have a point if it has been around for so long.

Ah, makes better sense. :P So Zizek is responsible for the accelerationism meme?

It was great .

I'm not gonna vaccinate my kids because it has scary ingredients in it

No, that idea goes way back

We should support our national governments in these times of war, as it's in the best interests of everyone.

The explosion of the maine was an inside job.

Yeah that's part of the joke.