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im not going to bed until the weird chara poster does

Thanks, Fred!

Your're all gay.

also like holy shit whats the point in smoking tons of weed if im not even going to enjoy it


oh, it's fucking on now bitch

Oh, no. No. You're screwed.
I have the weekend off.

I do this shit for fun. I will outpost you for fucking 72 hours, my good man, you are screwed if you try.

Squid Kid.

Haaaaaaaaaai

YOU ARENT THE WEIRD CHARA POSTER YOU NARCISSISTIC DUMB PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!

too bad i never sleep ! hahahaha ME AND YOU ARE STUCK IN THE THREAD FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I do admit to narcissism.

you better hope weird chara poster went to bed or imma stab the shit out of you

Nah you'll go down faster than he does, well, speaking of going down..

dont tell me about how much you like sucking dick i dont care

yeah, you won, weird chara went to bed and I'm just an imposter posting their avatar.

no you arent

I'm still awake negro

is a fgt

you can't tell.

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see it likes to watch


i hope you have bad dreams when you sleep

Especially you

72 hour challenge motherfucker.

there is no way i am staying here after test stops helping make it fun

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!!!!!!!! IKT HELLO

henlo sir

Go to bed, nibba

Where is the proof

let them stay up with the big kids for once

not a chance, in dreamworld I am a god.
I carry with me conscious memories of all of my dreams, I am a fucking dreamlord.

You have no idea whom you are speaking to, with such blatant disregard and terrible conduct!

punish me, make me regret it

exc1use me. I DO NOT KNOW MANY LILIANAS THAT YOU WOULD CALL SIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RARARARARARa respect my PRONOUNS you imbecile !!!!!

You really want me to post like chat logs or what?

No, you're new. I am not a malevolent dream god.

Instead, I will give you a gift.

You don't have those saved.

the only gift you could give me now is some iota of entertainment

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hey random go pick up some instant coffee

Tomorrow when you wake up, you will remember the whole thing, including the part where I come in.


Now, if you wanted entertainment I think you picked the wrong thread, this ain't fuckin broadway son. Life is what you make of it, but you made a fool out of yourself; perhaps if you do consider some aspect of this barrel bottom as a form of entertainment then you could contribute an iota of talent towards it and not being a dull and predictable piece of shit that expects too much from other people when not giving his own, probably why his girlfriends leave him.

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ive actually done pretty well with this one, she's regularly very horny

what a slut.

Coffee is bad 4 u.


Your keyboard smashing when you're flustered is kinda cute though.

its cold enough in my room to comfortably wear my BIG WARM hedgehog ONESIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i love it. i love hedgehog.

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you post literally three pictures and say everything is cute, do you need attention? recognition?

watch this i'll post a fourth picture you havent seen !

ok

!!!

and the best part is i can fuck her all i want and still have weird ass fetishes i keep private because she's a dumb girl and as long as it doesn't involve another woman, she doesn't care at all

Aw jeez, I didn't know you were single.

bcn mv,m,bbn

TP actually makes more sense than Chiri to me

i am actually a make sensing type dude

my whole life is formulating

Yeah, it only prevents alzheimer's statistically.
Pretty bad for you I say.

cuter too

sometimes i just get sick of addressing dumb stuff people say and don't do it, saves me a lot of time

It's because of something called bias; you're actively giving 'Chiri' negative traits so all other things remain positive in contrast, even if they could potentially be morally wrong.
The song TP posted actually details in its lyrics this phenomenon and you can very easily choose to bypass the truth, by conscious decision, through your biased and trained moral center- what is true in reality cannot be true to you because it becomes filtered; you receive filtered reality.

h-heh....

bump
^_^;

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It's not real reality, even if the majority of others disagree with you, because your reality is 'right'.

Even when reality dictates that you're 'wrong'.

isnt it past your bed time ?

you live on the same continent, shouldn't you be asking this of yourself?

i got up at like. 5 pm.

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then don't judge people.

I'M NOT !!

i guess it wasnt the best response. i just wanted a reason to talk to luka ...

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then talk to Luka.
Don't scold them publically.

i wish i got scolded

IM NOT SCOLDING ITS NOT A DEEP OF A RESPONSE AS YOURE MAKING IT !!!!!!!!!

no you dont. u ding dong. scolding is for babies and chumpers !

well either way cat's out of the bag so you really have nothing to do now because Luka read all of this, I'm glad I could help straighten you out otherwise could you imagine if all you said was that last post scolding luka and that was it?

:smack_bum:

:sob:

thanks

big dick

you have such a large wang

it is infuriating

its only 2:20 am

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Just take chances, little one.

Life isn't that big and mean, you can conquer it.
People are actually just people. It's better if you talk to them.

oh youre a west west west canada.
i thought you were east x.x


yeah i know ding dong its rare i resort to stupid small talk things like that

hi luka :3

That's why I hate small talk. Everybody's conditioned to say the same thing, so I like to change it up and make people laugh as a first impression if I can. That, or my go-to when I'm asked 'how are you?' is 'about the same' and that reminds people how lame small talk is and if they see me again they stop asking because they know exactly what I'm going to say.

Stop being gay

That's what I thought, nerd.

i really dont like small talk. so anytime i do it on accident. i get really upset with myself like. HEY


YOU DUMBY. YOU JUST DID IT. sort of thing. and idk sometimes i just. wanna get through the situation so im not thinking...

mjnb,vjg.,bgjllj

So, it's okay if you talk to people and occasionally get advice here and there and you don't hate the person who thinks they went out of their way to help but is anxious about the end result and is worried if they did good or left a negative impression?

No.


hi

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I'm fucking with you;
Chiri doesn't have emotions.

chiri is kinda stone cold

why does she have like, prehistoric ape teeth that jut out ouf the front of her skull when she tries to smile?

im trying to understand your sentence. but i just. keep getting more confused.

what

calm down

we can't all have meth teeth

:)

Break it down into chewable parts if you can't read a long sentence on its own.

So, it's okay if:
you talk to people and occasionally get advice,
here and there, and you don't hate the person
(who thinks they went out of their way to help
(but is anxious about the end result and is worried if they did good or left a negative impression?)
)

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:'D

you wish you could have my teeth, your stuff is kinda just basic.

at least i still have all my full teeth though

you are fucking struggling over there

This song makes a snapchat sound at like 20 seconds and I keep checking my phone.

youtube.com/watch?v=rKFV26r-SqU

come over sometime. i can teach you better english !

i sort of ? get what youre saying. but not entirely.

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twitter
facebook
snapchat

all scams

you are an idiot for putting your info there

being a drone and using snapchat for almost 6 years


(me)

Your generation missed it by a few decades.

Well, that's quite an invitation, seeing as I've broken no grammar rules perhaps you are the one who needs education if you are unable to follow.


Still have mine too!

nope

I'd add TP on Facebook if I wasn't worried he'd post some weird shit at me.

Can't let people know who we really are.

Just say you are a stupid popsicle stick and you get a head pat.

think about how all of those "free" services make their money

by spamming ads and data mining you

Ad revenue is how they stay free.
Like, it's not a secret.

i can't understand their emote system

don't worry

All that data they got from my dick pics must be worth a lot.

There's a weird amount of stuff with that's real similar to the steam notification sound in it for some reason, it's awful.

also spamming your personal info

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i dont value headpats that high. PLuS i can get them FROM OTHER PEOPLE !!!

no


no u dont understand bro its a subliminal ad scam scheme that sells pics of ur face to the nsa for big money

when companies like that get as big as they are

it's time to not use them

ie amazon

Microtransactions are fun :D

hi big dick

one headpat if you call yourself a potato.

I don't really care as long as my SSN and shit aren't leaked to people.

I don't even remember what steam sounds like.

Snapchat is just burned into my brain.

i could talk to anyone you fucked and get your ssi

youre gonna have to try HARDER than that !!!!!!

None of them have it.

i could make a facebook post like

hey people kyle has fucked

he told me to ask you for his ssn

no offense but i imagine most of the people who you have fucked aren't exactly the sharpest bunch

Seven headpats if you call yourself a potato?

i will never call myself a potato

I can't believe you've become such a normie.
What a horror.

SSNs are not an STD, TP.
You don't get them by fucking.

Green bean is literally a potato

well then the joke can't work because I would have negated the deal by saying I don't pat potatoes because I ROAST THEM *mic drop*

you can do better

i can only imagine the level of crabs you have by now

I get tested every 3-4 months.
I have yet to catch an STD.

lol you have that much shady sex?

you certainly already have an array of std's

I wish I had more crabs, fresh ones. Yeah, def gonna have to hit a seafood restaurant soon, that's something I really have a craving for outside of like fresh real clam chowder, oh my god, west coast clam chower...


You could do worse.

can't get an std if i dont have sex !


yes ! i could ! im doing my best though. i MUST !

You really are clueless, aren't you?

funny pic
:D

this guy gets it

not that great, but keep trying, eventually you might get some e-peen.

I was not the right place to look for that, specifically, but I can always be here if you need any advice.

yes kyle

but my balls aren't on fire

disgusting. i do not want anything related to this. i would just like to flirt with everyone on a non sexual level.

Morning, love.


Nor are mine.

Toilet Seats can give you STIs.

sometimes the symptoms lay dormant for years

*hugs tight*

thank you cuckwork

Oh, I see. So you just enjoy the feelings that come with basically roleplaying but not committing in any way to somebody, you want to flirt like you don't care?

i wanna subaru impreza wrx sti

WEEB

ive always been a big flirttttt.

im mr extrovert irl and i dont ever want to commit to someone to be honest. i like to flirt but remain alone.

THAT IS WHY I GET TESTED REGULARLY, YOU KNOB SQUATTER

subaru's are way too trendy

don't be a big dicked weeb

2jz swapped gt86 rocketbunny kit is where it's at you stupid cunt.

man that must really suck

getting a q-tip jammed up your urethra every 3-4 months

not worth it tbh

Don't squeeze me.
I'll fart.

That's pretty terrible.
It sounds like you're actually trying to make friends with people and have some real one on one talks, maybe that's what you really want IRL.

but then again you lie a lot

so i assume that you don't get tested at all

>_<
smelly!

What?

*Poot*

he'll fart even if you don't squeeze him because he's old and is a furry, dog-kin, likely pretending to be a carnivore so meat farts all day.

you have never gotten tested have you

for whatever reason. everyone i meet or talk to irl.

theres never a deep connection. i attempt to become close friends. but they dont ever. its probably bc im loud and obnoxious and abrasive. i dunnnnnooooooo

i dont really think about it often

I get tested every 3-4 months.
As I stated above.

ewww lol

and as i stated above

you are lying

Do you ever wonder why that is?

How do you evaluate yourself, and, could you maybe think of flaws you have- could you repair yourself, could you overcome those flaws to be a more well-rounded person?

chronic liars don't even realize they are lying most of the time

*Nuzzle*


So prove I don't get tested.

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prove you do

show any receipt

the burden of proof is on you broseph

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That's bullshit, I'm an expert.

You made the allegation.
So it's actually on you.

Plus I have no interest in posting my medical records on here.

CHIRI

YOU

DOG

i almost believed you

yeah i think about how to self improve a lot. less focused on how others perceive me and more on how i perceive myself. sorry right now isnt really... the best time for this discussion ? im kinda. occupied...

because you are lying

That or you aren't worth it to me to prove wrong.

nah it's that you are full of shit

it wouldn't be that hard to prove if you werent

and you're such a bitch that you will never admit that you are lying

Tee hee~

I love that you thought outside the box and got the joke.

YOU DOG

You'll get me someday, Tyler.

i'm bored...

Suggest a remedy.

you have to

fuck the box

i think i'll play a normie draft game.

noice

bust up the bottom laaaaaneeeee

I might get some food and hop on after a bit.

i lol'd and i don't even moba

lol


ok. i just am trying one game with strangers in the reddit.
i'll be a little bit.

Aren't moba's for retards who can't fps?

Alright. I might have someone coming.

yay warm ups!

it's funny because luka is notoriously terrible at mobas even though she spends hella hours on their

in theory, even a novice could heal stronger than her on a good day

welp I just cut into my finger while slicing bavarian sausage for a sandwich so look who has the fucking leet skills here.

there*

CHIRI DID YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU
AHH I SAID IT, THERE IT IS.
I LOVE YOU CHIRI.

Not impressed. Done before and better years ago with actual tripcode hax, hence no trip here.

Next Chiri has the actual balls to post again.

I can FPS which means I suck at Moba.

only thing I'm good at is driving games.

fightan games is my specialty !

oh, I do actually like fighting games too. especially the Street Fighter series .. after Sakura Kasugano's introduction in SF Alpha 2 I main her because she's a counter-ryu in playstyle while also being a ryu- she has longer leg reach but is also generally slower, clumsier, but also has better air, though her hadokens dissipate and are like half-powered.
I think a lot of ryu players adopted Sakura because of this, so she's popular because of basically being a clumsy, ditzy female Ryu.

Sakura's ground and pound in the corner is really good too, her iframes are really easy to chain and you can slap people around while reading them.

ew street fighter.

sf 3rd strike and usf4 are only acceptable sf games. i did main sakura in usf4 !! very cute.

i mostly play tekken 7 these days (i main LEO !!!! big ol cutie). i do also play some anime fighters like guilty gear(i play MAY big pirate hat CUTIE !!) and i wanna get into bbtag when it releases !!!!! it looks like. a lot of fun.

but yeah i kind of avoid sf like the plague these days. sf5 deserves to be in a garbage BIN

ah back in the oold days though we had an actual SF2 Alpha arcade down at the game place we went lunch at, they even got the Street Fighter 3 arcade box when it came out, and I was disappointed afterwards that it never got popular because I loved rocking Ibuki.

after that, as the years went by, I had access to the Soul Caliber series (I even played the original Soul Blade arcade at that place back in the day!) and I mained mostly with Taki, they removed Seung Mina but put her back in later, I could rek with Talim and Mitsurugi as well, and I wanted to learn Xianghua but I never really liked her style.
So despite Taki's tits getting bigger every game, I still main'd her cause I knew all her moves naturally.

M A X I !!!!!!!!!!

My roommate would only play Nightmare or Ivy, so I would always kick his ass, and his friend played Kilik so I was at least challenged sometimes, often turning to Talim for the dexterity/speed even though her hits are generally weaker.

pff, maxi.

Now I remember more, my roommate and his friends also were good at cervantes and voldo, but there wasn't anyone I couldn't take when using taki or mitsurugi. I liked talim for her agility but that was mostly to fuck with people. if I had to be serious I would always pick Taki.

they just gave her balloon tits which was disappointing.

then there's stupid fucking Tira who got recycled into SF as Juri.

I mostly liked Talim because she was agile, fast, and fought with tonfa.

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welp that should have been aborted when they detected the fetal alcohol syndrome.

Nice pents btw

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Making the Tonfa bladed like that removes, like, 90% of what Tonfa are good for.

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Kilik and Taki are best though.

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my tummy. it garbles. and grumbles.

fooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

pho

Funny story, I'm getting Pho later today like around 10

HONESTLY this would sooooo


SOOOOOO hit the spot right now.

make me some sweetie !!

watching cat videos with my sis on nico nico on my NINTENDO SWITCH !!!!!!


I L O V E TECHNOLOGY !!!!!!!!

Freaking plebeians didn't even know about NND before it had English and Nintendo put it on everything.

nico nico isnt in english on the switch

u gotta use a japanese eshop account to download it and its still all in JP

Pretty sure it should be. There's probably a setting somewhere that you just don't understand Japanese well enough to find.

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i just use it to watch things that are linked to me and just browsing odd things


no need for english

Why do you have people linking you videos on a Japanese video site?

Have you even figured out how to turn off comment scrolling?
Is that even a thing on the switch?
Gonna be kinda disappointed if not.

nicovideo.jp/watch/sm32286264
I freaking hate this site sometimes.

Why are you up so early Rin?

Why am I up so early?

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I'm always up this early.
I need to start getting ready soon, like, before 10.

But it's 10:45 :thinking:

Not in relevant timezones.

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:thinking:

Also, Katsuragi drops in E1
You should farm it

Try waking up at 3:30 every morning.

beeeecaaaause some are only on nico nico


also
i LIKE the comment scrolling !!!!! unless its a LOT lot of comments. then i turn OFF

Good ones are brought to YT within the day, tbh.

Damn nigga you got a death wish or something?

I think its 6:46

wrong.

UNDERGROUND COOL JAPANESE VIDS STAY ON NN !!!!

My work day starts at 5:30 AM on a non overtime day.

As someone guaranteed to have had an NND account since long before you knew what it was?

No, they really really don't.
"Underground" NND Memes are literally all over youtube, and anything worth watching makes its way there anyway.
The only reason to try to insist that NND is better in any way is because of salty weeabness or, like I guess just shit taste.

Go back to bed, Ban


You work today?
But it's Saturday

No, I have the weekend off.

I have a really strong urge to get drunk rn

But it's only 7am

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I don't have a problem I swear :^)


Nice

Whatcha gonna do today?

Probably play NES games or something.
Maybe Banjo Kazooie.

Of course not

Some bitch was trying to bind me so I broke the spell and retaliated. Don't fuck with someone who has the master key.

Just pop a CC breaker tbh

A combo breaker?

I know she hates angels so I summoned all of them at her kek.

Crowd control breaker

chop chop

Chop chop?

It was a black ribbon I cut open. Typical wiccan technique.

get you some bitches to come over to drink with you and TC.

Yeah, I don't know anything about wiccan stuff

Paganism runs in the family.

huehuehue

whew 6 wins where me and a twitch utterly crush bot lane

its easy, when i'm the one playing lulu

the twitch even gets s ranks when i support them!!!

Girs all like oh my god when i come around

Squash where do I find more fucking bottles and a bigger wallet

Ive been capped at 500 rupees for like half the game already lmao

Giovanni gives you one for killing 20 poe, and you can get one from bobber fishing on the west side of the fishing pond at the base of the river leading to Zora's Domain.

Agatha gives you wallets for giving her golden bugs.

Ive got a few amount of poe souls

but other than that I guess Im fucked lol

Those golden bugs always were a pain

I know there are a good number around the lake.

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dick

Wheres her penis?

no no no no

:D well done

nice

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delet this

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This shit killed me lmao

'Sup Soters?

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Sup SD, how's it going man?

Had an activity day organized by work, our budget was about 2k, alcohol was included in that, so pretty great.
You?

what do you know about webgl?

Sounds like a hell of a good time, what did you guys actually do or where did you go?

I've been up for a while now, just played some vidya and now just watching anime
There's a party later today but that aint till 6

*pet*


Nothing. Why?

Is this the part where post traps for Hu?

what a waste of time and effort

We met at a bar, drank some beers, went to play paintball with like rubber bullets they actually hurt and ended up with a few round bloodied bruises.
Then we went to eat at a fancy restaurant, my meal was about 33 dollars with like 65~75 dollars for drinks.
Neat, I hadn't been out drinking with anyone for quite a while, so it was a nice change.


No, u.

he loves traps
especially the ones on HRT

you

because you did that thing, and I was hoping to get an explanation about what a shader is

like this?

those are okay once they decide it's time to kill themselves, and then go through with it successfully

All you.

Oh Airsoft? Yeah that shit hurts like hell if you arent wearing protective equipment

Oh you mustve ate a pretty damn good meal, and if your bill for drinks was twice as much as it was for food then you mustve got a good buzz going on lol


lmao

did that thing? What thing?
I've really not done anything with graphics, but I believe shaders describes how things are meant to be rendered. Some applications supports importing of pre-compiled shaders, which can speed up rendering since you won't have to create the shaders while running the applications.
I think the internet will be able to provide you with much better information than me


wrong

So Hu do you hate Rin?

Cause he's a disgusting trap too

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He's far too weeb for me

So does that mean I'm too weeb for you too?

What a shame

Not really airsoft, since airsoft bullets are a lot smaller, those were like this.
i.ytimg.com/vi/AeNd5Jw1MMc/maxresdefault.jpg
Quite a bit of beer, 3 glasses of red wine and Irish coffee on top.
The alcohol tax here adds a lot to the price, not to mention restaurants charge extra for having the license to sell alcohol.


Nope!

Fur > Weeb

Soto is all like, well I don't disagree

Delete furries tbh
glad they all fucked off to that other discord

Jfc those things look like they will fuck you up big time
And I thought Airsofting hurt lol

Why do you guys get taxed on alcohol so much, Mordin was telling me they get taxed up the ass in Sweden and its fairly hard to buy it cause they close early and on like sundays or some shit

To be fair out here buying alcohol at a bar is fucking pricey too
At the stores its pretty damn cheap


Be my Midna so I can turn into a wolf for you


nani

Indeed

you did a paper on hiding images by storing them in the last bits or something? and turns out WebGL is a lot about accessing and processing stored bits, and uses that data to know how to draw its what part and how.

I just started learning yesterday, but was learning it all of yesterday.

yea, figure I'd learn it today if you didn't have an answer, but you came to mind, so I wanted to ask before I started and hopefuly save myself the time~

yea, you enter the data, compile the shader from GLSL (a strictly typed C++ like language), and I'm confuddled on the part where you have to define how big components are, because the shader looks for certain sized values like floats, and they're stored as 32bits or whatever?

I've forgotten what memory is.

Serious, honest question

when a guy gets too old to be dressing up like a trap and they start looking like shit, what do they do? do they just stop and move on to some other regular guy activity or like what?

Nope, you're not typing in nippon every few posts, so it's fine


yup!

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They wear fursuits to cover up the old?

Airsoft things go like 150 feet per second at average, those things go 262 feet per second.
Sweden is a lot cheaper than here it is, no clue at all, probably because alcohol is one of the most used things, so the politicians think it's a nice way to make some extra for the government, but people go abroad to stock up on a lot of alcohol.
A pint here is like 6-7 euros, so about 8 dollaridoos for a beer in a restaurant/bar.


Nah!

there was a US senator who got fired, and people were upset because they thought it was because his furry double life was discovered, but it was really because the furry double life also revealed a fetish page which included rape

hmph

He was probably a trap earlier in his life who took out his frustration on the young.

god I wish I was weeb

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Furry scum

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if anyone here has ever read Gerald's game it's a bit like the starting scene to that, dude had a wife and kids and stuff but also like a furaffinity page

Yes, they would be 32bits, since GPUs don't really work too well on 64bit floating point data.

They end up killing themselves

not even kidding lmao


Oh that, yeah that shit is pretty annoying.
He's just autistic like that though, there's no use pointing it out to him either cause he just does it more


Final form Midna was so fucking hot though, link fucked up and just shouldve fucked her instead of Zelda


Ouch, why do you do that to yourself lmao

Oh it's actually cheaper over there then here
A beer at a bar or fancy restaurant in like LA is 9 to 12 dollars

You can literally buy a 12 pk of beer for like 12 to 14 bucks at a grocery store though

Wolf Link and Ganon OTP.

I just stopped paying attention to them~

I learned memory and pointers years ago, for a week.

I've forgotten what memory is.

That price is at like every bar there is here, so folk really just buy beer from the alcohol store and then drink together to save a lot of money.
12 pack is about the same here, but then again they're cans, bottles cost a shit ton more.

no i mean i'm not really surprised to be honest

like every day i'm happy having a penis and referring to myself as a male with no stipulations is a good day to me, it's starting to border on religion honestly with how these people treat it

wolf link x midna would unironically be pretty hot

wolf link x zelda moreso

MASSIVE TIDDIES

Well, youa re a fucking idiot, so there is that.

just after i got back from an anime convention with a bunch of midna's too

soto is alright tbh

memory is just a whole damn lot of bytes :3
And each byte is 8 bits, and every single bits can be accessed by using the logical AND operator with 2 hexadecimal digits.
Hex is a Godsend when you're doing low-level stuff


She's a good ship

Fuck happened to discord?

Wew 400mg worth of caffeine pills in my belly and nothing else except tonnes of water. It was enough to actually make me jittery, which is something that rarely happens anymore because of this retarded tolerance.

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It was super fucky
The list of people wasn't updating, I was listed as defeaned despite not, I couldn't leave but I could switch to the AFK channel, which wouldn't actually switch me.

I heard this thing once about a woman on a farm with a couple of guy friends and the woman starts to joke around with the big rottweiler for laughs, and of course the rottweiler mounts her, and the guys can't get it off because it'll maul them and the girl, and so the girl just has to be there on her hands and knees and take it until the dog finishes, with the guys watching her and all

and I think you know even if it's a dog you have something rubbing inside you and against your clit like that you'd probably cum, right?

i havent been on the discord in 12 hours or id try to contribute but if something is wrong, odds are its jsut discord being a piece of shit yet again

I use to have this pic of Midna jerking off Wolf Link and it was pretty hot.

I'm quite sure there's a flash game of that.

well, loco

i mean, i've heard women says dogs are actually pretty good too, it's not just squash

just being honest

that sounds like a pretty weird story though if it didnt get inside it wouldnt do much

its like girls only moan and shit when you play with their breasts in the moment if you just start grabbing and squeezing some titties it probably won't be much appreciated unless she just likes being randomly felt up like thaty\

aaaand so what does that mean?

in a basic program, you tell a pointer the size of the data to get from the memory, and do something do it?

Actually, dogs just hump a little while and then stop. It's not really intense at all if you don't take the knot. Unless you're into stretching out your hole like a loose bucket.

vaginas can get pretty loose when girls are sex addicts, but yea, weird topic to be getting into this much but dogs aren't very accurate with that stuff either, usually they need human assistance to make that kind of thing work

i saw this middle aged lady in a really bad porno a few years ago and she had this thing that looked like a fucking rubber python she was trying to shove in there, pretty traumatic

I saw one where the girl was complaining about the bone in his penis stabbing the side of her vaginal wall so her spotter had to line it up correctly. It always makes me cringe when the dog pulls out the knot when she isn't ready and she's visibly in excruciating pain with blood coming out. DX

geez

thank god ive never watched anything like that, the porn i saw just had weird toys and shit and was in someones backyard

it was like one of those things you watch to learn rather than actually get off to it, it was almost like a national geopraphic

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