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thats like.
wow am i glad i know how to ride a bike after 5 years. almost like.
learning changes your muscle memory and how ur brain works or somethin. idk. im not musically trained so this might be....
inaccurate ?
I'm like butterknife tier edgy ^W^
Hell yeah
I cant wait for all those lights man
And why's that?
Nah you're not wrong, muscle memory is a huge part of playing drums. Still, you're using all 4 of your limbs in a lot of really complex situations with a lot of finesse playing drums wheras riding a bike is just coordination and balance
Yeah, I had a lot of fun last year
Probably because I'm basically a dyke. PX
like i said i'm not musically trained. so.
i wouldnt know. i just play drums. i dont actually PLAY them like a musically trained drummer would play them. :(
one day i want to be... just like u.
so maybe then i wont be bad and unmusically traine.d
Capitalize your i's pls
thats around the time i was gone for a pretty long time like 2013-2015
or like late 2013, explains why i dont remember you being a shithead from all the cocaine
And she likes that?
Oh for fuck's sake just stop dude we get it
I was pretentious there are you happy
GREEN BEAN GREEN BEAN
theeeeere we go.
no shame in wanting to brag about stuff. but u gotta improve at how you do it. you did it how i like to call the
"11th grade redditor" way
take some lessons and maybe u can then claim to be trained in being brag·ga·do·cious
!! good luck !!
I'm not trying to brag tho ;~;
Also you play drums too? That's cool, another thing we have in common surprisingly
i play the doody outta some drums
i play fast
ride > hi hats
pinocchio snare > any other snare
Nice! My favorite cymbal ever was my David Garibaldi signature ride, it sounded so crisp
Oh yeah dude
It was around late 2014 and early 2015 when I was going hard with the coke
Ah good times
Colbs plays the drums pretty damn well
Sure.
braggers
dont get me wrong.
i have a crappy frankenstein setup.
lotta cheap stuff.
not first act cheap... but nothing great.
honestly it fits the soundof what i like to play though
disgusting fast grimy trashcan fire bedroom punk/hardcore/powerviolence whatever
and tweepop
Who's bragging?
yea my friends partying and doing acid and whipits all the time right now, i think he's starting to lay off the coke a little but we;ll see
The fuck
newbelgium.com
this is a pretty damn good accessible beer
you know they have to stay hip with the 6 year old anime niches
That drunk drum session was dank
Well then go for it!
That's what I had, but I asked for cymbals for birthdays and stuff. I love most genres from jazz to funk to metal so I need a really all-purpose kit
The fuck is a Viceland?
Hipstercuckshit
yea Vice is prertty retarded with how they gather and display information
I have a boyfriend.
Also girls was plural.
Oh right, Echo. How's that going?
I watched a video from Vice once- Never again. Not the youtube algorithm won't stop pooing all their politics shit into my reccos.
thats why you watch horrible vice videos on the vice site and read the articles or if you watch something on youtube, and you don't want it pooing all over your recommendations, just sign out before you watch it. hard to remember to do that though
I did watch it on the Vice site, dropped their dedicated player and just embed youtube these days, if memory serves.
braggers bragging about brag
Luka do you still have that plushie I sent you for Christmas?
I am much happy.
That doesn't tell me anything.
oh shit thats how they get in your crap, its like they cant even afford to host their own videos
Glad to hear!
rawr
you should tell me
have some comfy views
bubble bubble toil and trouble
are you trying to make me hungry?
im hungry
bubble bubble bbbbubuububububle tea
All those fucking carbs though
No wonder you guys are all fat af
I had bulgogi and salmon sushi today
No carbs what's up
im actually getting skinny enough to really start feeling the michigan cold, i dont know why but my appetites been pretty low the past few years but now i'm hungry
Fuck Im jelly
I've been craving KBBQ for a while now
Just been broke as shit though
I'll take you for some kbbq for your bday
stress eating, my friend
you stress eat? im sure there are pretty good ways to control that
Shiiieeeettttttt
Im down
Dont get go full anoxeric mode like Rin either
That's a big no-no
i literally cant, my metabolism is too slow and even if i speed it up with exercise i dont ever get too skinny
im at the point where you can clearly tell i have some stomach you could try to grab but you can't really get your fingers on it,
I'm impulsive and struggle with addiction
it's difficult
I know but it's hard to not do it
We'll go to some good Temecula KBBQ shit yo. Expensive af
try setting up a swear jar but for food
put a quarter in every time you eat something you feel like you really shouldnt and then spend the jar when you feel like you have done well for a pre-determined amount of time
then my reward will be small if I don't mess up a lot, and a larger reward if I mess up a ton
do you even braincells
I am back.
you still have to wait for it, and its less money you can spend on snacks
food tastes yummy
must consume
tasty food
food is life
its like say you are addicted to AIR
LMAO
Air doesn't make you fat though.
if i can not buy a pack of cigarettes and keep buying them for 50 cents off people i can not bye a honeybun too
buy*
I have thousands of dollars, I don't need quarters to buy snacks
the idea is to not suck for a long time not enjoy all the times you sucked, why do you think swear jars are even a thing
Something tells me he doesn't have thousands of dollars.
honey tastes sweet and good
my friend fucked his teeth up off honey buns and chewy candies
who even is that lmao
I'm not allowed to say.
he shoulda
got gud
its not like its very hard to guess, we can play hangman for it
_ _ _ _ _ _
doesn't seem like this would work out well for me
dang you got me, it was all a clever ruse
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shit didnt think this one out
hello it is saturday aka
plain facts day.
plain fact of the day of plain facts day:
tall women. are cuter than short woman.
well either way i wish you good luck in getting your self control ironed out
Has the right number of letters though.
REEEEEEEE
Truth
six is really common for around here so i was kind of just trying to cheat, there really aren't that many people who JUST want to be obnoxious while totally sober though
is it nezi trying to be new
yes loco four letters is six
Always
Loco for the win.
maybe neziwi
Neziwi
yes, feed me daddy
this is wrong though
impossible
Neziwi, you fucking idiot.
oh wow thats fucking lamer than i would have even guessed i was going to say murder
He was banned.
It's impossible to return.
woof woof
hahaha give me a second on the uptake you know how room temperature my IQ is
proxies?
Meow.
Not real.
there's a difference between pretending to be new and posting anonymously
never said I was new
various animal noises
there's a difference between being anonymous and using a new name, new pictures, and a new posting style
Nobody particularly cared either.
and what squash said
this might be the most boring discussion ive seen in a long time
look at how much i dont care !!!!!
I don't think you understand what 'anonymous' means you stupid cunt
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This post is a joke, and I hope you're ashamed of yourself.
no ty
im no daddy
Then lose the name and images.
You're still identifiable.
hahahahahaha
oh but im the stupid cunt
wow forbidden from using images
forbidden from using an identifier so people know which user they're talking to
any other rules you wanna force onto "anonymous" posting
kill yourself you fucking retard
Oh man. He's still pissed because of the text to speech thing isn't he?
Golly.
no one is saying you have to do it we are all just calling into question why you are doing it
or maybe it's kanra
This is why I wouldn't let you give me head pats, Nezi.
no it is not
Nah. It's Nezi.
He got too defensive for us to be wrong.
If you have an actual personality people can usually pick you out nameless and no images.
lack of a personality is a good identifier also
that and he straight up did not deny it and even implied it was him but i mean if not everyone is paying attention
No bully, guys.
you guys ruined any chance of nezi ever joining my overwatch team and i hope you are happy with yourselves
I'm so full of hate.
He raged when I used text to speech when he could have just disabled it.
He'll never love me again.
text to speech is literally always funny though
Fuck. I know, right?
does anyone else remember the days of soi soi soi soi soi soi XDDD
I'll join, mercy main btw
i am finally in a discord where people i like are in public voice chat and I can't join because i am staying with my family
i want to die
Zenyatta main here.
he me your blizzard now ahhhhhhhhh
give*
i dont know how that turned into me
HE* HE-MAN MASTER OF ETERNIA
i love mercy to!!!
Vri#1809
I also like Mercy
homie i added you and we played with test
mercy has a surprisingly good kill game pistoling down people who dont pay attention
I was half-joking, I don't play much anymore but you can add me w00p#2913
/tts If you don't like slash tts just freaking turn it off, like, what the hay?
thanks, ill text this to a discord server i never use so i can add you on my main PC later
isnt george a zenyatta main too? i like him a lot too, this character gets more love than i expected
pew pew
;~; you were joking???
what a strange name! :O
wooper? Yan?
Better to tell people to kill themselves over it.
one day ill be as good as luka and test at overwatch
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Okie
i always go to shield mercies on a team first when they ARE THERE, like even if they are completely ignoring me i try to protect them. unless your mercy sucks, then drop that hoe
randos just make me mad
like i KNOW i'm not good at the game, so if you are this much worse than even me its like playing with toddlers learning how to walk and turn the camera at the same time like no i cant do that anymore not with another game
/tts Freaking KY yourself Furry Faglord.
Mhm pretty muchh
It's fun to goof around with friends, but trying hard and you will just get frustrated
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get a good team together!
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maybe the issue I had was that previously I asked you all how to disable it and instead of being helpful you just laughed at me and kept doing it
then it ruined a project I was working on the second time
I asked upwards of five times for you to stop originally and asked how to disable it and nobody cared enough to help me in the slightest
treat me like shit and I get upset, it's not rocket science
Yeah sure bitch here instead of talking to me when I wanted to talk to you
That works
yea exactly, and im not that good so no pressure
a lot of the posters here are very good though!!!
google how to disable text to speech and then do it
you sure it's not kanra
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positive, ive talked to kanra more than both of you probably, and he text walls bigger
okey
I think I told you a few days ago..
My OTP, I ship it
I got to diamond one season I think but I'm sure I'm really super duper bad now
......
Angel?
I've made my bed, and now I must lie in it.
Sigh
aren't you supposed to make your bed after you get up ?
oh god that's actually unironically him now, goodbye
Kyle knows I l-...ike him, I guess.
And you hate me I know
haha
Milk bread is the greatest invention since pizza
Mhm, 10 points for you
Bye
I like Youmu.
Angel? Hi!
well we shall see how well you do when you start playing again!
;~;
You just told us all to fucking kill ourselves.
You did not once ask us how.
Haihai Colbs
I kinda know.. I played the halloween event thingy a couple weeks ago and I couldn't aim like at all..
Time to become a mercy main for real
Want to fuck?
How have you been! It's been ages!
I've been okayy, still studying and stuff. I kinda missed this place I guess because I didn't think I would ever post again..
Wby?
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haha well i still need to get used to keyboard and mouse so im going to have a hard time getting good as well!
Still studying the same kinda stuff?
I have a career and I'm kinda just living day to day lol. Nothing too exciting
Ian. Why Frann?
And Ian too.
...
...
I guess...
Sorry, no can do.
Polygamy is not for me.
I like her. Also I like Viera in general, this is not an exclusive Fran folder
:____;
I played the DS game with her in it.
I remember really liking it, but I wasn't too into her as a character.
She's from FFXII originally
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I never played that one, but I knew the one I had was a spin off.
I was kind of new to FF when I played it.
What? I said I like you.
I'll accept it tomorrow, too sleepy rn ^^
It's kinda suprising how fast you get bad at stuff when you don't do it for a while. I'm really bad at most games now, feelsbadman
I'm finishing my psych bachelor this year and I'll get my master next year and then roll into clinical education hopefully
What kind of job? Also tfw clobs has become a wagecuck
I asked how last time it was an issue before this time, I asked multiple times for you guys to stop and that's when I asked how to disable it and none of you would tell me
Download and play Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. It's fucking great.
Liar
That's really cool!
I work in car insurance, claims adjuster. It's fun, we get to investigate car accidents
It's neat
What is Google?
I did. Was a fun game.
Seriously stop dude. I'm trying to talk to you but you don't want to
I'm just going to stop trying after this and let you self-destruct
yea its shocking actually, i tried playing twisted metal 4 again from when i was a little kid and i could barely even fucking move around, then i remembered the controls were just always shitty and felt less bad
Well, I mean.
I'm a cunt, so I have to deeply ruminate on if I like anyone.
dont swear ding dong
youtube.com
Literally took me 5 seconds.
Hmmph.
I am a greatly unpleasant woman, so I have to deeply ruminate on if I like anyone.
I did my best.
Not well enough!
Yuh, it finally feels like I'm doing something I actually want to do so that's nice
That actually sounds pretty neat, do you also have to investigate the bloody accidents...?
Omg yeah, I played on the gamecube with friends not too long ago again and I would like to blame the controls but it was really really bad ;;
Oh, Ian, oh I love you so much.
That's awesome
Do you ?
Oh my golly gosh, you're so needy.
I like you.
rumina te ??? ?
I just like to be acknowledged is all
How deeply did you have to ruminate on that?
Think deeply on something.
You're alright.
:3
haha yea, good old fashioned games where they just did not know what the fuck they were doing while creating them, or just common sensibilities with some game types had not been ironed out yet
I looked deep into my core and just saw hollow empty darkness.
So I looked a bit a bit deeper and I think I saw a dull rock of some kind with your name engraved on it.
So that's how I cam to that conclusion.
Very poetic.
Was it a tombstone, tho
Time to get groovy
Aaa that reminds me I once saw the aftermath of a fatal car accident in the street of my parental-home
I'm pretty sure they had auto aim in a lot of old games for a reason..
Atleast Smash is always fun to play with friends ^^
Aw, that's awful...
*pets*
a pizza ya dingus
yea i would love to let you kick my ass at smash sure sounds fun!
in the mean time you can make me look awful at overwatch while "sucking"
I'm a massive faggot, please rape my face
Worse, it was the living tombstone.
Only for you.
It was a rock not a stone, gosh, Test, keep up.
told you guys this was him
Echo-chan :)
Luka :)
what did he mean by this
oh my bad that wasnt test
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meow?
i saw the blue anonymous and automatically thought it was alchemist without a picture
jokes on you
it was me
On it.
Oh, the kind that pioneers used to ride for miles?
Meow!
suspicious as fuck
but you can't rape yourself, silly goose
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nah, not at all fam
I guess.
I wasn't a pioneer.
:)
I can't believe I'm inventing personas now.
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test pretends to be an user without even trying
How are you :D
lemme educamate you famalam
You're aware you misspelled Alchemist tho, right?
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thats the joke
he's like off brand test
we can call him tist
You can't be sure it was on purpose.
But is he golden?
no but you can make a better shitpost by pretending like it was
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whatchu talkin bout
i ain's spell shit wrong
I even misspelled Betty, it's clear it's a joke.
Wasn't really making that joke there, but I'll take it.
i didnt get the joke so i just shitposted a song!! :D
tist i want to woo you, give me sweet affection
ooga booga
you kno were da wite wimin at
Oh shit, the mail thing was hidden for so long that I don't even check it anymore. It always just said some gibberish when I moused over and checked.
You called him Tist.
And gold's symbol is Au.
This was way too difficult to get.
Yea that joke was a little too out there for me to get right away im afraid haha
Before the explanation, I mean.
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maximum shitposting mode engage
Yeah, I just think about a lot of dumb things.
Oh well.
ay
can i get me som wite wimin up in this bisnitch?
well fuck
y-yea
sad
because Blizzard are now banning one-trick players
smh
too late, joke's dead
I'm out of nigger charas
i was out of ways to not make that seem too creepy anyways
she has cute long hair ^_^
Not normally.
you know i was gonna say something abouut.
long hair is the cutest but short/medium hair is also the cutest
when that doesnt make any sense. they cant both be.... the cutest. theyre both cute. hair is nice. cute.
yea normally they are a chocolate eating crapstain like this
What do you mean
;~;
awwww
player who only play one hero are bannned!!!!!
:(
moew?
How can I join the Holla Forums community?
I already have an assortment of avatars and a badass looking tripcode
you did it
post and talk to people wow you did it
Just start shitposting my dude
What's your name?
join in!
post a bunch!
every single day !
from now on
forever
holy fucking shit lmao
Change your name to Ikarous and vehemently insist you aren't Blood-Chan and that you don't even know who that is.
Hmm
Meow!
This got fairly intimidating by the end.
yup this is gonna go just fine
Lets just hope you're interesting, Monroe
All the other newfags that have joined are fucking boring as shit and don't clean their room
I give birth to a human curse. I can ask for grace, which I will not get. My soul will be swallowed and vomited and swallowed again. Forever. A sick joke, but no one laughs. My blood will stay. Death isn't the end. I'm in hell. This is hell.
yea and we all secretly dislike them and talk dirty behind their backs
just kidding, we'll do it right in your face
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
yea !
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lol it took me awhile to recognize that one
nice meme
ok
What's up, ok?
Just messaging people on chat platforms like most nights.
I don't like hiding things from people
I'll tell you how it is
Even if it's mean
Rawr~
you'll say it just because its mean you little liar
I clean my room
whats with the hand
My friend was saying it was because he was being useless for his team and wouldn't change
Heh, you made that your name. Cute.
Do you enjoy it? What brought you here?
I've known of Holla Forums for a long time but never tried posting because it's so intimidating.
Ya got me ^W^
I don't believe you
Lemme see
changing does nothing
changing to a hero that you're less expeireinced on is worse!!!
they are wrong
they are all wrong!!!!! only im allowed to be right!!!
reeeeeeeee~
us? intimidating? nawh, you must have us confused with some other community
lol
Sorry if you felt that way, we always like new people.
Tell me something interesting about yourself!
Whoops sorry need to drop my Holla Forums persona
i like your name. its cute.
I would have to go to my room for that
If you're being useless and refuse to change because you can't play anything else just makes you a dick
See what being soft on the noobs gets you?
ian stop eating the new persons ass
but dont dogs like to sniff each others butts
IAN CAN'T STOP EATING ASS
And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
nope
it bad to change to something you can't play
at least you have use if you play one trick
since you know how to play the one trick
So what you're saying is that your name is not important?
I'm not sure. I guess I'm pretty normal.
I like yours too. You make me feel cozy inside
What the shit
woah !!!!!!!!!!!
thank u !!!!!!
THIS IS GOOD TO HEAR. !!!!!!
If tyou're a one trick and not doing anything, that makes you even less useful than someone who can't play another character who is at least trying
Sorry for being welcoming?
Nothing stands out to you?
but one trick is playing the game?
dallas just sent me this enjoy it with me
Nah, not really. Standard person I guess ;_;
ass eater
Monroe, what's your favorite food?
Well okay then.Stick around, I'll find something unique about you yet
spaghetti
red sauce or white sauce
The point is that it's a team game
If you aren't being a productive member of the team, you're wasting everyone's time, which is what they're trying to remove
white sauce
remove everyone until there's no one left to play
and it all crumbles...
what do you get banned for now? sucking?
do i have to stop playing overwatch
Isn't White Sauce just Alfredo Sauce?
im proud of u
homie you know how many different names the same shit has
You get banned for being useless too much and refusing to play any other character even if your team is getting decimated and you steadfastly refuse to play anything else
yeah
;~;
mean teamates can spam bans and target you down for not doing good enough...
wow waste of 40 bucks
no but in all seriousness ill just have to try harder
Alfredo is the proper way to say it tho
White sauce is okay, but Lili slightly ruffled my feathers when he said Red Sauce lmao
Since when are colors flavors
That's like saying my favorite Gatorade flavor is Blue
yo man get me one of those white flavor gatorades at the store dont be a fucking square about it okay
everyone down here calls the gatorades by their color
the state that makes gatorade
calls them by their colors
so eat it
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GIT GUD
Where is down here
12 OUNCE MOUSE
12 OUNCE MOUSE
i like the glacial cherry one best
F L O R I D A you ding dong
fuckin casuals
GET OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL
I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY LIKE THE RING OF A BELL
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Meet up with Nezi irl and do lewd things with him
Havent tried that one yet
Oh you mean arctic ice?
you know i didnt like anco before this song
but then they made it and now
i really dont like them
try harder
you are actually blind if u didnt realize i met up with nezi like 5 days after i got here
no, blue flavor
cool thanks for the feedback :) send me more cool songs you like and i'll do the same!
LOL holy shit
STGSTV best anco prove me wrong.
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i dont even like animal collective
wew
shhhhhh
Wanna hear a secret? I know one.
[loud electronic screeching]
you're just making me want to replay system shock 2
And you're making me want to listen to STGSTV again.
post it here and we will both listen to it, me for the first time
Be prepared for ear rape, and more ear rape.
Then to top it all off, some pleasant tracks.
i am ready for this ride
my friend introduced me to this group and he is really into math rock and crappy stuff like that which i actually hate
however as long as i have something to do while im listening to stuff ill usually give it a fair chance
shit you really are a masochist huh?
math rock
crappy
H E L L O ?
It gets less painful, and some of the best things/most memorable things come from abrasive experiences.
I broke my hand today.
that fucking sucks homie
you should be more careful on roofs!
a nigger broke my wrist in middle school
wasn't fun
we'll see about that im going to hold you directly responsible if this album does not blow my mind and you will have to find some other way to compensate me
I was using a drill and it torqued on me hard.
It doesn't hurt too bad, just have a cast now.
I AM GOING TO FUCKING GET YOU FOR THIS
yea that happens really easily if you dont have a proper grip on it. ive had to use drills for putting up billboards, punching screws straight into soft metal with no prepping a hole on a ladder
warned you about the ear rape
just hold out to penny dreadful, it gets better after the third track
It was a half inch corded drill, with a half inch bit, and it got me.
just get to the new thread i cant hear myself think AHHHHHH
new
new
antisocial people act antisocially, other people treat them as antisocial, and it makes them more antisocial
griff at least post in the new thread
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