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thats like.

wow am i glad i know how to ride a bike after 5 years. almost like.

learning changes your muscle memory and how ur brain works or somethin. idk. im not musically trained so this might be....

inaccurate ?

I'm like butterknife tier edgy ^W^


Hell yeah

I cant wait for all those lights man

And why's that?

Nah you're not wrong, muscle memory is a huge part of playing drums. Still, you're using all 4 of your limbs in a lot of really complex situations with a lot of finesse playing drums wheras riding a bike is just coordination and balance



Yeah, I had a lot of fun last year

Probably because I'm basically a dyke. PX

like i said i'm not musically trained. so.

i wouldnt know. i just play drums. i dont actually PLAY them like a musically trained drummer would play them. :(

one day i want to be... just like u.
so maybe then i wont be bad and unmusically traine.d

Capitalize your i's pls

thats around the time i was gone for a pretty long time like 2013-2015

or like late 2013, explains why i dont remember you being a shithead from all the cocaine

And she likes that?

Oh for fuck's sake just stop dude we get it

I was pretentious there are you happy

GREEN BEAN GREEN BEAN

theeeeere we go.

no shame in wanting to brag about stuff. but u gotta improve at how you do it. you did it how i like to call the

"11th grade redditor" way

take some lessons and maybe u can then claim to be trained in being brag·ga·do·cious

!! good luck !!

I'm not trying to brag tho ;~;

Also you play drums too? That's cool, another thing we have in common surprisingly

i play the doody outta some drums
i play fast

ride > hi hats

pinocchio snare > any other snare

Nice! My favorite cymbal ever was my David Garibaldi signature ride, it sounded so crisp

Oh yeah dude

It was around late 2014 and early 2015 when I was going hard with the coke
Ah good times

Colbs plays the drums pretty damn well

Sure.

braggers

dont get me wrong.

i have a crappy frankenstein setup.

lotta cheap stuff.
not first act cheap... but nothing great.

honestly it fits the soundof what i like to play though


disgusting fast grimy trashcan fire bedroom punk/hardcore/powerviolence whatever

and tweepop

Who's bragging?

yea my friends partying and doing acid and whipits all the time right now, i think he's starting to lay off the coke a little but we;ll see

The fuck

newbelgium.com/imgs/default-source/beer/fat-tire/hero_2017fattire.png?sfvrsn=9ee9e27c_2

this is a pretty damn good accessible beer

you know they have to stay hip with the 6 year old anime niches

That drunk drum session was dank

Well then go for it!

That's what I had, but I asked for cymbals for birthdays and stuff. I love most genres from jazz to funk to metal so I need a really all-purpose kit

The fuck is a Viceland?

Hipstercuckshit

yea Vice is prertty retarded with how they gather and display information

I have a boyfriend.
Also girls was plural.

Oh right, Echo. How's that going?

I watched a video from Vice once- Never again. Not the youtube algorithm won't stop pooing all their politics shit into my reccos.

thats why you watch horrible vice videos on the vice site and read the articles or if you watch something on youtube, and you don't want it pooing all over your recommendations, just sign out before you watch it. hard to remember to do that though

I did watch it on the Vice site, dropped their dedicated player and just embed youtube these days, if memory serves.

braggers bragging about brag

Luka do you still have that plushie I sent you for Christmas?

I am much happy.


That doesn't tell me anything.

oh shit thats how they get in your crap, its like they cant even afford to host their own videos

Glad to hear!

rawr


you should tell me

have some comfy views

bubble bubble toil and trouble

are you trying to make me hungry?

im hungry

bubble bubble bbbbubuububububle tea

All those fucking carbs though

No wonder you guys are all fat af

I had bulgogi and salmon sushi today

No carbs what's up

im actually getting skinny enough to really start feeling the michigan cold, i dont know why but my appetites been pretty low the past few years but now i'm hungry

Fuck Im jelly

I've been craving KBBQ for a while now

Just been broke as shit though

I'll take you for some kbbq for your bday

stress eating, my friend

you stress eat? im sure there are pretty good ways to control that

Shiiieeeettttttt

Im down


Dont get go full anoxeric mode like Rin either


That's a big no-no

i literally cant, my metabolism is too slow and even if i speed it up with exercise i dont ever get too skinny

im at the point where you can clearly tell i have some stomach you could try to grab but you can't really get your fingers on it,

I'm impulsive and struggle with addiction

it's difficult


I know but it's hard to not do it

We'll go to some good Temecula KBBQ shit yo. Expensive af

try setting up a swear jar but for food

put a quarter in every time you eat something you feel like you really shouldnt and then spend the jar when you feel like you have done well for a pre-determined amount of time

then my reward will be small if I don't mess up a lot, and a larger reward if I mess up a ton

do you even braincells

I am back.

you still have to wait for it, and its less money you can spend on snacks

food tastes yummy
must consume
tasty food
food is life

its like say you are addicted to AIR
LMAO

Air doesn't make you fat though.

if i can not buy a pack of cigarettes and keep buying them for 50 cents off people i can not bye a honeybun too

buy*

I have thousands of dollars, I don't need quarters to buy snacks

the idea is to not suck for a long time not enjoy all the times you sucked, why do you think swear jars are even a thing

Something tells me he doesn't have thousands of dollars.

honey tastes sweet and good

my friend fucked his teeth up off honey buns and chewy candies

who even is that lmao

I'm not allowed to say.

he shoulda

got gud

its not like its very hard to guess, we can play hangman for it

_ _ _ _ _ _

doesn't seem like this would work out well for me


dang you got me, it was all a clever ruse

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i

shit didnt think this one out

hello it is saturday aka

plain facts day.

plain fact of the day of plain facts day:


tall women. are cuter than short woman.

well either way i wish you good luck in getting your self control ironed out

Has the right number of letters though.

REEEEEEEE

Truth

six is really common for around here so i was kind of just trying to cheat, there really aren't that many people who JUST want to be obnoxious while totally sober though

is it nezi trying to be new

yes loco four letters is six

Always

Loco for the win.

maybe neziwi

Neziwi

yes, feed me daddy


this is wrong though


impossible

Neziwi, you fucking idiot.

oh wow thats fucking lamer than i would have even guessed i was going to say murder

He was banned.
It's impossible to return.

woof woof

hahaha give me a second on the uptake you know how room temperature my IQ is


proxies?

Meow.

Not real.

there's a difference between pretending to be new and posting anonymously

never said I was new

various animal noises

there's a difference between being anonymous and using a new name, new pictures, and a new posting style

Nobody particularly cared either.

and what squash said

this might be the most boring discussion ive seen in a long time

look at how much i dont care !!!!!

I don't think you understand what 'anonymous' means you stupid cunt

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This post is a joke, and I hope you're ashamed of yourself.

no ty
im no daddy

Then lose the name and images.
You're still identifiable.

hahahahahaha

oh but im the stupid cunt

wow forbidden from using images

forbidden from using an identifier so people know which user they're talking to

any other rules you wanna force onto "anonymous" posting

kill yourself you fucking retard

Oh man. He's still pissed because of the text to speech thing isn't he?

Golly.

no one is saying you have to do it we are all just calling into question why you are doing it

or maybe it's kanra

This is why I wouldn't let you give me head pats, Nezi.

no it is not

Nah. It's Nezi.
He got too defensive for us to be wrong.

If you have an actual personality people can usually pick you out nameless and no images.

lack of a personality is a good identifier also

that and he straight up did not deny it and even implied it was him but i mean if not everyone is paying attention

No bully, guys.

you guys ruined any chance of nezi ever joining my overwatch team and i hope you are happy with yourselves

I'm so full of hate.

He raged when I used text to speech when he could have just disabled it.
He'll never love me again.

text to speech is literally always funny though

Fuck. I know, right?

does anyone else remember the days of soi soi soi soi soi soi XDDD

I'll join, mercy main btw

i am finally in a discord where people i like are in public voice chat and I can't join because i am staying with my family

i want to die

Zenyatta main here.

he me your blizzard now ahhhhhhhhh

give*

i dont know how that turned into me

HE* HE-MAN MASTER OF ETERNIA

i love mercy to!!!

Vri#1809

I also like Mercy

homie i added you and we played with test

mercy has a surprisingly good kill game pistoling down people who dont pay attention

I was half-joking, I don't play much anymore but you can add me w00p#2913

/tts If you don't like slash tts just freaking turn it off, like, what the hay?

thanks, ill text this to a discord server i never use so i can add you on my main PC later

isnt george a zenyatta main too? i like him a lot too, this character gets more love than i expected

pew pew


;~; you were joking???

what a strange name! :O

wooper? Yan?

Better to tell people to kill themselves over it.

one day ill be as good as luka and test at overwatch

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Okie

i always go to shield mercies on a team first when they ARE THERE, like even if they are completely ignoring me i try to protect them. unless your mercy sucks, then drop that hoe

randos just make me mad

like i KNOW i'm not good at the game, so if you are this much worse than even me its like playing with toddlers learning how to walk and turn the camera at the same time like no i cant do that anymore not with another game

/tts Freaking KY yourself Furry Faglord.

Mhm pretty muchh

It's fun to goof around with friends, but trying hard and you will just get frustrated

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get a good team together!

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maybe the issue I had was that previously I asked you all how to disable it and instead of being helpful you just laughed at me and kept doing it

then it ruined a project I was working on the second time

I asked upwards of five times for you to stop originally and asked how to disable it and nobody cared enough to help me in the slightest

treat me like shit and I get upset, it's not rocket science

Yeah sure bitch here instead of talking to me when I wanted to talk to you

That works

yea exactly, and im not that good so no pressure

a lot of the posters here are very good though!!!

google how to disable text to speech and then do it

you sure it's not kanra

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positive, ive talked to kanra more than both of you probably, and he text walls bigger

okey

I think I told you a few days ago..


My OTP, I ship it


I got to diamond one season I think but I'm sure I'm really super duper bad now

......
Angel?

I've made my bed, and now I must lie in it.

Sigh

aren't you supposed to make your bed after you get up ?

oh god that's actually unironically him now, goodbye

Kyle knows I l-...ike him, I guess.

And you hate me I know

haha

Milk bread is the greatest invention since pizza


Mhm, 10 points for you


Bye

I like Youmu.

Angel? Hi!

well we shall see how well you do when you start playing again!

;~;

You just told us all to fucking kill ourselves.
You did not once ask us how.

Haihai Colbs


I kinda know.. I played the halloween event thingy a couple weeks ago and I couldn't aim like at all..

Time to become a mercy main for real

Want to fuck?

How have you been! It's been ages!

I've been okayy, still studying and stuff. I kinda missed this place I guess because I didn't think I would ever post again..

Wby?

...

haha well i still need to get used to keyboard and mouse so im going to have a hard time getting good as well!

Still studying the same kinda stuff?

I have a career and I'm kinda just living day to day lol. Nothing too exciting

Ian. Why Frann?

And Ian too.

...

...

I guess...


Sorry, no can do.
Polygamy is not for me.

I like her. Also I like Viera in general, this is not an exclusive Fran folder

:____;

I played the DS game with her in it.
I remember really liking it, but I wasn't too into her as a character.

She's from FFXII originally

...

I never played that one, but I knew the one I had was a spin off.
I was kind of new to FF when I played it.

What? I said I like you.

I'll accept it tomorrow, too sleepy rn ^^


It's kinda suprising how fast you get bad at stuff when you don't do it for a while. I'm really bad at most games now, feelsbadman


I'm finishing my psych bachelor this year and I'll get my master next year and then roll into clinical education hopefully

What kind of job? Also tfw clobs has become a wagecuck

I asked how last time it was an issue before this time, I asked multiple times for you guys to stop and that's when I asked how to disable it and none of you would tell me

Download and play Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. It's fucking great.


Liar

That's really cool!

I work in car insurance, claims adjuster. It's fun, we get to investigate car accidents

It's neat

What is Google?


I did. Was a fun game.

Seriously stop dude. I'm trying to talk to you but you don't want to

I'm just going to stop trying after this and let you self-destruct

yea its shocking actually, i tried playing twisted metal 4 again from when i was a little kid and i could barely even fucking move around, then i remembered the controls were just always shitty and felt less bad

Well, I mean.
I'm a cunt, so I have to deeply ruminate on if I like anyone.

dont swear ding dong

youtube.com/watch?v=0lMB2Bt5X_I

Literally took me 5 seconds.

Hmmph.

I am a greatly unpleasant woman, so I have to deeply ruminate on if I like anyone.


I did my best.

Not well enough!

Yuh, it finally feels like I'm doing something I actually want to do so that's nice

That actually sounds pretty neat, do you also have to investigate the bloody accidents...?


Omg yeah, I played on the gamecube with friends not too long ago again and I would like to blame the controls but it was really really bad ;;

Oh, Ian, oh I love you so much.

That's awesome

Do you ?

Oh my golly gosh, you're so needy.


I like you.

rumina te ??? ?

I just like to be acknowledged is all

How deeply did you have to ruminate on that?

Think deeply on something.


You're alright.

:3

haha yea, good old fashioned games where they just did not know what the fuck they were doing while creating them, or just common sensibilities with some game types had not been ironed out yet

I looked deep into my core and just saw hollow empty darkness.
So I looked a bit a bit deeper and I think I saw a dull rock of some kind with your name engraved on it.

So that's how I cam to that conclusion.

Very poetic.

Was it a tombstone, tho

Time to get groovy

Aaa that reminds me I once saw the aftermath of a fatal car accident in the street of my parental-home


I'm pretty sure they had auto aim in a lot of old games for a reason..
Atleast Smash is always fun to play with friends ^^

Aw, that's awful...

*pets*

a pizza ya dingus

yea i would love to let you kick my ass at smash sure sounds fun!

in the mean time you can make me look awful at overwatch while "sucking"

I'm a massive faggot, please rape my face

Worse, it was the living tombstone.

Only for you.


It was a rock not a stone, gosh, Test, keep up.

told you guys this was him

Echo-chan :)
Luka :)

what did he mean by this

oh my bad that wasnt test

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meow?

i saw the blue anonymous and automatically thought it was alchemist without a picture

jokes on you
it was me

On it.


Oh, the kind that pioneers used to ride for miles?

Meow!

suspicious as fuck

but you can't rape yourself, silly goose

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nah, not at all fam

I guess.
I wasn't a pioneer.

:)

I can't believe I'm inventing personas now.

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test pretends to be an user without even trying

How are you :D

lemme educamate you famalam

You're aware you misspelled Alchemist tho, right?

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thats the joke

he's like off brand test

we can call him tist

You can't be sure it was on purpose.

But is he golden?

no but you can make a better shitpost by pretending like it was

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whatchu talkin bout
i ain's spell shit wrong

I even misspelled Betty, it's clear it's a joke.

Wasn't really making that joke there, but I'll take it.

i didnt get the joke so i just shitposted a song!! :D


tist i want to woo you, give me sweet affection

ooga booga
you kno were da wite wimin at

Oh shit, the mail thing was hidden for so long that I don't even check it anymore. It always just said some gibberish when I moused over and checked.

You called him Tist.
And gold's symbol is Au.

This was way too difficult to get.

Yea that joke was a little too out there for me to get right away im afraid haha

Before the explanation, I mean.

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maximum shitposting mode engage

Yeah, I just think about a lot of dumb things.


Oh well.

ay
can i get me som wite wimin up in this bisnitch?

well fuck

y-yea

sad

because Blizzard are now banning one-trick players

smh

too late, joke's dead
I'm out of nigger charas

i was out of ways to not make that seem too creepy anyways

she has cute long hair ^_^

Not normally.

you know i was gonna say something abouut.

long hair is the cutest but short/medium hair is also the cutest

when that doesnt make any sense. they cant both be.... the cutest. theyre both cute. hair is nice. cute.

yea normally they are a chocolate eating crapstain like this

What do you mean

;~;
awwww


player who only play one hero are bannned!!!!!

:(

moew?

How can I join the Holla Forums community?
I already have an assortment of avatars and a badass looking tripcode

you did it

post and talk to people wow you did it

Just start shitposting my dude

What's your name?

join in!

post a bunch!

every single day !
from now on

forever

holy fucking shit lmao

Change your name to Ikarous and vehemently insist you aren't Blood-Chan and that you don't even know who that is.

Hmm

Meow!

This got fairly intimidating by the end.

yup this is gonna go just fine

Lets just hope you're interesting, Monroe

All the other newfags that have joined are fucking boring as shit and don't clean their room

I give birth to a human curse. I can ask for grace, which I will not get. My soul will be swallowed and vomited and swallowed again. Forever. A sick joke, but no one laughs. My blood will stay. Death isn't the end. I'm in hell. This is hell.

yea and we all secretly dislike them and talk dirty behind their backs

just kidding, we'll do it right in your face

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

yea !

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lol it took me awhile to recognize that one

nice meme

ok

What's up, ok?

Just messaging people on chat platforms like most nights.

I don't like hiding things from people

I'll tell you how it is
Even if it's mean

Rawr~

you'll say it just because its mean you little liar

I clean my room

whats with the hand

My friend was saying it was because he was being useless for his team and wouldn't change

Heh, you made that your name. Cute.

Do you enjoy it? What brought you here?

I've known of Holla Forums for a long time but never tried posting because it's so intimidating.

Ya got me ^W^


I don't believe you

Lemme see

changing does nothing

changing to a hero that you're less expeireinced on is worse!!!

they are wrong

they are all wrong!!!!! only im allowed to be right!!!

reeeeeeeee~

us? intimidating? nawh, you must have us confused with some other community

lol

Sorry if you felt that way, we always like new people.

Tell me something interesting about yourself!

Whoops sorry need to drop my Holla Forums persona

i like your name. its cute.

I would have to go to my room for that

If you're being useless and refuse to change because you can't play anything else just makes you a dick

See what being soft on the noobs gets you?

ian stop eating the new persons ass

but dont dogs like to sniff each others butts

IAN CAN'T STOP EATING ASS

And you don't seem to understand

A shame you seemed an honest man

And all the fears you hold so dear

nope

it bad to change to something you can't play

at least you have use if you play one trick

since you know how to play the one trick

So what you're saying is that your name is not important?

I'm not sure. I guess I'm pretty normal.


I like yours too. You make me feel cozy inside

What the shit

woah !!!!!!!!!!!

thank u !!!!!!

THIS IS GOOD TO HEAR. !!!!!!

If tyou're a one trick and not doing anything, that makes you even less useful than someone who can't play another character who is at least trying

Sorry for being welcoming?

Nothing stands out to you?

but one trick is playing the game?

dallas just sent me this enjoy it with me

youtube.com/watch?v=wHAHZyAsUiw&feature=youtu.be

Nah, not really. Standard person I guess ;_;

ass eater

Monroe, what's your favorite food?

Well okay then.Stick around, I'll find something unique about you yet

spaghetti

red sauce or white sauce

The point is that it's a team game
If you aren't being a productive member of the team, you're wasting everyone's time, which is what they're trying to remove

white sauce

remove everyone until there's no one left to play
and it all crumbles...

what do you get banned for now? sucking?

do i have to stop playing overwatch

Isn't White Sauce just Alfredo Sauce?

im proud of u

homie you know how many different names the same shit has

You get banned for being useless too much and refusing to play any other character even if your team is getting decimated and you steadfastly refuse to play anything else

yeah
;~;
mean teamates can spam bans and target you down for not doing good enough...

wow waste of 40 bucks

no but in all seriousness ill just have to try harder

Alfredo is the proper way to say it tho

White sauce is okay, but Lili slightly ruffled my feathers when he said Red Sauce lmao

Since when are colors flavors

That's like saying my favorite Gatorade flavor is Blue

yo man get me one of those white flavor gatorades at the store dont be a fucking square about it okay

everyone down here calls the gatorades by their color

the state that makes gatorade
calls them by their colors

so eat it

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GIT GUD


Where is down here

12 OUNCE MOUSE
12 OUNCE MOUSE


i like the glacial cherry one best

F L O R I D A you ding dong

fuckin casuals

GET OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL
I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY LIKE THE RING OF A BELL

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Meet up with Nezi irl and do lewd things with him


Havent tried that one yet


Oh you mean arctic ice?

you know i didnt like anco before this song

but then they made it and now

i really dont like them

try harder

you are actually blind if u didnt realize i met up with nezi like 5 days after i got here

no, blue flavor

cool thanks for the feedback :) send me more cool songs you like and i'll do the same!

LOL holy shit

STGSTV best anco prove me wrong.

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i dont even like animal collective

wew

shhhhhh

Wanna hear a secret? I know one.
[loud electronic screeching]

you're just making me want to replay system shock 2

And you're making me want to listen to STGSTV again.

post it here and we will both listen to it, me for the first time

Be prepared for ear rape, and more ear rape.
Then to top it all off, some pleasant tracks.

i am ready for this ride

my friend introduced me to this group and he is really into math rock and crappy stuff like that which i actually hate

however as long as i have something to do while im listening to stuff ill usually give it a fair chance

shit you really are a masochist huh?

math rock

crappy

H E L L O ?

It gets less painful, and some of the best things/most memorable things come from abrasive experiences.

I broke my hand today.

that fucking sucks homie

you should be more careful on roofs!

a nigger broke my wrist in middle school
wasn't fun

we'll see about that im going to hold you directly responsible if this album does not blow my mind and you will have to find some other way to compensate me

I was using a drill and it torqued on me hard.


It doesn't hurt too bad, just have a cast now.

I AM GOING TO FUCKING GET YOU FOR THIS

yea that happens really easily if you dont have a proper grip on it. ive had to use drills for putting up billboards, punching screws straight into soft metal with no prepping a hole on a ladder

warned you about the ear rape
just hold out to penny dreadful, it gets better after the third track

It was a half inch corded drill, with a half inch bit, and it got me.

just get to the new thread i cant hear myself think AHHHHHH

new


new

antisocial people act antisocially, other people treat them as antisocial, and it makes them more antisocial

griff at least post in the new thread

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