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what would you do for a klondike bar?

I'm disappointed in you John

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tuck you

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theyre not great...

so i dunno. not much.

Figured I'd ask.

This isn't dom, john posts like this

Oh shit lili is posting

t....tuck?

what's your favorite desert then?

dessert*

come on stephen

I'd share a treat you'd like in return

What's up lewd viking?

Hm

Its okay I don't remember you very well either but welcome back

lili post pics of your boipussy

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*tucks*

Cooking. Just prepared the pork and threw it in the oven.
How's you?

Start slow you savages

Lili post picture of belly with partial shirt pull up

lili post pics of your fuckin mom

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*kindles the thread*

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It happens

LOL NOOBS.

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*explodes*

Jesus Christ, I looked at the trap, Matthew!

The pleasure is mine

Just came back from the library a while ago
Tired and fucked up, so just killing time until the fam gets back

(nezi)
some ya

I am the bully

Using MSPAINT, draw on her until you are satisfied that you would fuck it.

Scarlet has some fucked up tit scars if that's what I'm seeing.

No explosion

might just be the imprint of a bra
some compression shorts can give me a similar thing from wearing them all day.

Sounds comfy

I wonder if I could bully the newby to death.

Not on your life.

as in... store bought availability ?

mmmm.... maybe either
ice cream sandwiches.. orrrrrr snickers ice cream bars.

Dessert in general ?

mmm. idk i dont really like many desserts honestly. i want a nice filling meal with lots of savory. i think i could count boba tea bc of how sweet it is.

ooo or maybe like. churros. those are really good.

baked desserts are the ones i like as long as they dont include fruit

is.. is the only reason you talked to me bc i was the newest newby ;;

scootsy...

Bed is quite comfy right now indeed
Neet life kind of sucks on the downside ;-;

Naw, you seem interesting. And have potential for a good shitposter.

I'll slay you. I swear.

neet life can be good, but not for an extended time

dont worry

underneath that big angey stinker known as

scootsy

is a soft lovable big ol cutie stinker !!

Are you even a national of Kekistan? I doubt you are NORMIE.

Aren't they cute dallas

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Ok, I'll admit that my imagination could only get me so far too.

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Like Christ- I'm one ugly son of a bitch but goddamn that's such a trainwreck of awful even I have to say something.

No.

they're good for exercise and some pairs double as swimsuits.

I was formerly able to handle it for a year but I try to avoid that now
The pressure of being a shut in is too much once I start to dwell on it

i would like some compression shorts...

theyre really cute and comfy.

Yea I would totally do that for swimsuit sure

Friendly reminder that people who ha e regular goals to work towards live longer and saner lives

I don't usually. I only have when I forgot my swimsuit once during swim class. It worked out.

You take swimming classes? What's the major difference? Does it get in the way is it uncomfortable

I consider myself somewhere in the middle
Maybe I'm relatively sane, but I can't say for sure if I'll live super long

It gives you a shiny cock outline that everyone else has to fucking see.

I'm shy

oooohhhhh, is it really a onepiece you own??

It's hard for me to look at someone with a penis in a sexual way. It's like kind of like looking over a cliff and thinking about walking over the edge. The brain just asks you if you lost your brain.

wait i get it now

you're saying the compression shorts were more embarrassing than the proper mens swimsuit

i was going to say vaporean poster having shiny cock outline in a womans swimsuit is too much lewd even for me

thats why people have to blur the line for themselves and ease over, it's like learning how to be a faggot, but why?

in all honesty why would anyone WANT to be straight ?

I have a very strong urge to not do that. It's like a bloody murder kind of jumping into a fire and getting shot at at the same time kind of thing.

thats good, you want to be straight and fuck bitches, or maybe not even that, you just don't want to take dick, i assume you have at least been to a cliff to look over it so maybe you travel and do a bit of hiking

sounds like your genetic material might actually be potentially valuable since i dont even know who you are!

Some people care about not being a disappointment to their father.

I just can't do the penis thing at all. It just is too much. I have a good imagination with heights. You have time to think about what you just did after you walk off a high place before you hit the ground. I like survival shows.

My genetic material is ok in some ways but not so much in plenty of other ways.

I am 100% heterosexual.

i mean someone has to have kids

i fear the day my dad finds out tbh..

so does this mean... no movie date ?

test tube babies

are not actually a thing that works yet

Well you are a girl so it is okay ^^

I don't understand why I keep coming back to this place. Maybe it's because I feel like we're all in some kind of open forum... oh, maybe that's why.

Why would I own a one piece?

yes this

here it is

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Monty Burns can't lie. There it is folks: The purpose of shitposting.

purpose is just something you define or have defined for you

Mr Freed Man

uh huh thats what the straight agenda wants you to think...

u-uh.... uhhh...............

w-what is that supposed to mean.

Never thought of it that way. Can multiple people share the same definition though? If so isn't that an exception?

Enlightened... with the power of weed.

are you sassing me woman

probably goes better in my head than it would irl to be honest

Most things do.

hmm, is it fair to say we live by only truths? if you live for a false purpose its more likely than ever it will be exposed in this age of reason and technology, i suppose it would make more sense for ideologies that exist among multiple individuals independently of each other to have a higher probability of being true, or at least well structured

i just have a hard time imagining what it would look like and i havent googled compression shorts yet

believe it or not i have seen like weird men's onepiece bathing suits, its usually like old European men for some reason

One of the most well thought out shitpost I've ever seen. Talk about more enlightenment...

*pet pet*

WEEDLMAO

720 CRAZE IT!

Compression shorts are just like bike shorts basically

you are giving me too much credit

mmmmmmuuuurrrrrrrrrr...........

yea i looked them up it looks like spandex for men

No, for real though. A moment ago I didn't understand shipost purpose, you elaborated on it. Quite profoundly at least.

more or less
they're comfy
wick moisture and keep things in place.

i stand on the shoulder of giants

4.20pm

How're you? Besides being a baka baka :3

You're welcome.

it is annoying to be walking around or riding your bike and suddenly have a testicle that is threatening to get smashed on something

not you dallas, better posters before you

i almost added a clause just for you, honestly, but i don't like making you feel too special

Savage

Why would that be the case?

Nyoron~ :3c

still very sick...

lots of cough lots of sneeze. green beans dont have taste. i'm just eating saltines anddddddd

drinking tea.

shiny cock

mostly just because loose jeans and boxers at the same time let things dangle more than is safe

I miss the tea serving shitposter.

is it gay in here or is it just dallas

who is that ?

Oh I misread it.
I thought you were asking it as a question implying that compression shorts would lead to that.

You underestimate my power.

Its the best we can do atm
owo

tea is good

god no i assume they are to prevent just that

They do a good job of that.

oh and i didnt mention.

my two little nephews are over at my house.
and i can hear them crying and wailing. for the past hour. across the house.............

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i want to sleep until i feel better

excellent to hear, nice to have a good comfortable swimming or walking experience

That sounds like Hell. How do you not murder everyone?

well that was weird

i used to babysit these children too...

that was a terrible time. i'd wake up. watch them for 8/9 hours. and want to go back to sleep.

children wear me out theyre just so AAAAAAA

if I ever left my room that would be relevant.

there is always exploring a pillow fort

Theyre the wurst

My room is too small for that.

goodmorningnoon

i have a pretty big room and some spare coushins, we just have to invent portal technology

I have a really small room.
Packed with things.
Though I like it that way.

its fair enough being comfy in a nice comfy space that's familiar to you

gotta say though building pillow forts was pretty fun

lets go to a late night r rated movie so that there are no children !!!!!!!

no screaming BABIES

(honestly ive never had a baby/kid in the theatre problem in my life. saying this is gonna make it happen next time)

I really wouldn't mind a bigger room but I would just use it to horde more stuff.
I have the smallest room in the house. I was offered a bigger one, but like I don't like change so I turned it down.

Noisey bakas!
That sounds a plan. Stinky kids

ah you just dont generally like change all that much, i understand, it would be fun to have more space for a collection of whatever in general

what sort of stuff fills up your room really?

my bed is about 1/3 of it. my desk and keyboard and bookshelf another third. Closet has my dresser in it and some random things I keep around for no reason. I have about a 6x4 of free floor space.

were you ever a kid ?

i dont think i was. hmmmm...

yea but you implied you like collecting stuff so i assume you at least have a small collection of something, correct me if you are wrong

can you think fo what you might want to do with more space?

if i am wrong**** wow!!

I was born a man

me too !

If I had the space and funds I would. I like collect cat ears and pokemon plushes and stuff like that. I want figurines but I have no space for them.

oh cat ears huh? thats right i heard you used tyo hang with Julian, so i guess i should expect cute things like that from you~

what kind of figurines would you get pokemon or something else

Hang is an overstatement. We got along fine but were not close by any means.

Remilia and shinobu figures.

okay fair enough, information isnt always reliable, you definitely seem cuter so far i promise

oh thats cool, kind of gives me a slightly better idea of your tastes

If that's how you want to think of me that's fine.
I'm really not close with many people so saying I hang with them is tough. Mostly since reaching me is difficult.

thats not what i am intending to imply, i dont easily trust gossip from other people, i'd much rather talk to the person themselves.

yea i remember trying to add you on something before so i was confused when were talking about your steam to nezi earlier, none of my business though.

anyways i think a collection of figures would be cool if you don't go overboard with it.

when you were*

two beans in a bowl

two big ol crunchy bean stinkers !!

yum yum crunchy cold green beans.

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well anyways, sorry if you got the wrong impression, i wasn't trying to imply anything negative haha

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Oh, I went to go get a drink from 7/11.
On the way back to my car a guy offered to trade me a nug for buying him a hotdog.

I add people on steam, I just don't log onto it and haven't for years so it's not an actual place you can reach me is what I was saying.
I would go overboard with figurines, I go overboard with everything.

did you seriously just get weed for a hotdog? what did you do??

that's fair enough, no point in adding me if we aren't even going to talk. and as i said i respect your decision to keep people at a distance where you can come and chat when you want to and just choose to be alone when you want to as well.

just have some self-control, it's cool if you like get a few but it's good to set like hard limits on yourself or it's easy to just keep stretching it, idk. when you say you go overboard on everything i', not sure what that would even entail.

I turned him down.
I have no self control.
I go overboard in everything. Like if I am going to read a book I stay up all night and read for 15 hours straight and screw myself over for the next day. Or if I want to watch a long show I have to watch the whole thing from start and everything related.

wow i can see why you are so cautious about getting involved with people, it's dangerous to be so invested in things

especially things that could potentially demand attention every single day

Anyways you are a cute vappy and I can appreciate your company here just fine -pets pets-

That's not why I do it but I guess that could apply.

Thanks.

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I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE

scootsy.

SCOOTSY.

I don't believe you, you are a false idol.

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Can tie in with just being antisocial generally

I am the god of shitposters

hemlo

I cant believe youve done this

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Are them those squishy heart biscuits?

Mhm. Comfort food.

Ready for the weekend? I have failed to make my coffee cake this week. This illness has sapped me of the energy to be flamboyant in the kitchen.
Atleast im feeling alot better all of a sudden.
My chunky Winston does that, he sits like a sphinx on your chest if you lay on your back.

it is the worst. when ur sick. and u wanna be dancey fun.

but you literally cannot

Doob, I hope you get to do some baking this weekend. You and Winston can wear little chef hats.

My fat kitty will lay on your chest, but my calico will just get on your pillow and slowly nudge you off of it so she can stretch and just take over.

Yeah exactly, ive spent the last few days holed up at home.
I am pretty annoyed because I had plans to do things, but those things required strenuous efforts. Efforts I had neither energy nor will to do.
It would be just my luck to feel better when work beckons in the morrow.

I cleaned most of the house but I forgot to eat anything all day.

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Maybe, I possibly could. I will have to see how I am on sunday after work.
Calico is a little sumbish, she sounds like hellkitty. Calling Justin Galaxy.

Grab some nourishment.

i will say thats the only good thing about me being sick rn...

is not having any responsibilities. (work)
there were some things i wanted to do this week but they aren't anything i cant do... later.

may we make it thru this sickness together !!

this is not appropriate miss please delete your post this is a vocal warning....

I got grilled cheese and ketchup.

May we live to see another day, another fridge of green beans, another day of emo melancholy, another bout of earth shaking autistic rattles.
Damn this pestilence, DAMN it to hell!

Hah! Oh boy, kraft cheese?

Yeah. The singles.

a gigantic fridge filled to the brim.

with green. beans.

Wonderbread?

Even the egg holders?

I love you, but...

even the eggholders......

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can't delete posts here as far as I know but sorry m'lady won't happen again

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good.

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All of you die.

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how are you feeling today?

working on it♥

hi sabrina, how are you? ^^

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sauce on where that pic is from plz

absolutely terrible

coughing has increased big time. a lot.

yum~

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take some Dayquil or something fam

never i can sit thru this i can do it

meow

Yes, as many as you can hold...

Agreed. That is why I sent you that friend request on steam.

hissssss

howdy howdy. i'm really sleepy today, so i had a super sugary drink to get a jolt and now my teeth feel gross. how are yooooouuu?

I kinda do want grilled cheese now.

Hi, Luka! I think it's from Bleach, but I'm not sure. I found it in another thread a long time ago. :-/ Sorry I can't be more help.

Heeeee....

....mean. :3

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*smack*

Would you have me any other way Houston?

Nawwww.
Here's a thing I have for some reason. I don't even remember savin' half this stuff.

M A S O C H I S T

-pets-

haha that's better than being sleepy though! what drink did you have?

left work immediately again for the millionth time, haven't been able to work for a while .-.

ty

Sassy cat

...

WHEN WILL

don't worry I'll give you attention

naughty cat!

Mi amore!
how are you doing??

Like me and my downloads folder, it is a terrible state.

look at this

Oh no. Are you sick? :(
I'm not proud to admit this, 'cause I rarely drink soda, but I had a Mountain Dew. It did the trick though.

Aw! I have a semi-racist one too!

Okay I guess.
I really want to take a nap but I feel I should try to just stay up. I'll prob end up napping.
How about you?

It's ok neko responded I don't need you.

I love that series of reaction images!
MOAR

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girls kissing girls boys kissing boys

forever

girls/girls/boys

That's terrible and adorable.

Woah! When did that happen?!

lol this is an amusing one

petting my kitty and thinking bout getting some beer
you should def stay up tho cause i just got here :D

OMG

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not really sick, my psoriasis just getting worse
new meds soon

mtn dew is good but it's like 77g of sugar in a bottle lol

the cane sugar one though is good if you ever get to try it!

oh....ok :(

what band is that again? good charlotte?

oh i dont know i just was thinking about gay

(theres a good soda store around that theatre we went to. they have a lot lot lot of great cane sugar sodas unavailable elsewhere. jackson hole soda company's high mountain huckleberry is my favorite uwu)

honestly i uploaded that webm expecting it to be porn

HAH WOAH WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT HAH

too bad I'm never in that area .-.
never tried that one, have you had Captain Eli's Blueberry Soda?
Cheerwine is good 2

and Iron Beer

I'll stay up for a bit longer, I'll need a nap at some point though.

i have tried. none of that.

except cheerwine. i do not like.

it's the weekend so you hould stay up forever

Buncha Hollywood scumbags. How Woody Allen is still allowed to walk the street is beyond me.

I gotta admit that Gal Gadot is pretty dang cute.

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope soon is really soon. Hang in there, sweetheart.

b-b-but that's the best soda known to mankind!!!

I woke up at midnight...

it's ok I have this motivational webm to get me through!

((this may be a wrong opinion. i cannot confirm))

Wutdaheck?

Wadu hek?

what for????

Imagine if that shit had come out today?
People would flip.

(((CULT OF OUTRAGE)))

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I have no control over my life.

It's sweet that they tried!

His name comes up, but no one seems serious about asking him tough questions about what he did to his daughter and step-daughter.

I want her to marry me.

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move out of your parents' house

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I like living with my parents.

It is an injustice, the man is a pervert. And like the rest of these "celebrity" criminals needs to be brought to heel.

why

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tbh. driving around town for a little bit made me feel a tiny bit better. that is good.

GJ

i need more gal gadot to fantasise with while not masturbating

Tendies

lazy

has your

bad feeling been... improving ?

Me and my mom get along great better than like living the poor life with a room mate I don't like.

kill

that's why you get one you do like

Yeah
I feel I will survive now.
You?

i don't really see how showing your dong to groupies is sexual misconduct

i am still not great.

but i def feel.... like. i can make it. i'll be okay.

confident. drinking good fluids.

this

everyone just stop being sick ok

i will try !

Same, ive kept myself going with Irn Bru and caffeine drinks.

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im bouncing between....

tea. gatorade. sparkling water.

Gatorade
Orange?

all gay

no one replied to us ;;

lemon LIME

Sounds kinda yummy

im here im queer get used to tits

that's not the face of disdain my dude

that was like 2 hours ago dude

also suspicious timing

I don't like anyone tho.
Just my moms.

how about now?

that's despair

this tbh

what did he mean by this

hmph

he's right though

moms are everything

i'm gonna be such a mess when my mom dies

although i might die of cancer before lol

Fingers crossed

;;

kyle i would hope you would be sad if i died

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i would be sad if you died but tbh i don't really know you so i wouldn't be sad as if an irl dude died

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my laptop's dying so i'm gonna go get that beer
bye bye

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I'd probably wonder why you weren't here after a few weeks.

no one's in contact with me so you would never really know ;;

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so 'bout that

gender fluid beans

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dispair from all the disdain

Disdain for beans

i told my dad i was gender fluid and he legit made fun of me lol ;;

TP whats your discord so i know if you die

dont an hero

I came out as trans about a month ago.

i never got into discord and i don't sign into steam anymore but i have an account i could sign into

didnt you make this joke in the discord already

i mean if you're that inconsistent with it whatever seems like you dont even care that much

Yeah, but I was worried Barry would be bothered so I pretended to be joking.

illl get the milk bones and rope toys

LOL SQUASH IS A TRANNY MELT

although if steam has added any additional security measures i might be screwed cause the hotmail account i used to make that is asking me for another email so i either need to make another troll email or link it to my irl and i don't really want to do that

i donno i kinda like not being that invested in it

i do enjoy a few people here yet

i shouldn't even still be doing this tbh

i'm old af and been doing this forever

well dont get me wrong its good you arent that attached, if you were it would be unhealthy

i linke things this way too tbh

maybe you shouldn't be retarded and give out your passwords

yeah man like don't get me wrong i love my fridays

i really really look forward to it

cause i get wasted and diarrhea all over threads

but like back in the day i would lurk ALL THE TIME

it was a big part of my life

now it's just a friday thang

i never gave out my password

the only reason i can even remember my hotmail password is cause it's either triforce1234
or triforce4321

i had a couple more active ones

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i get you, its good to have control over yourself for sure, and having more to do is very healthy

give TP a break, he tries hard

baller

i mean i just watch more shit instead

it's not like i'm out being social or anything

even exposing yourself to proper entertainment once in a while gives you something to talk about

dont be like me and consume nothing but youtube videos

yeah i end up being consumed by yt tho ;;

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fhghdgjh

I have seen the face of god.

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h-hi

:)

luka i ended up seeing thor

it's crazy that that was cate blanchett

she is lookin gooood for a menopausal woman

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it's odd how baddog and that user left at the same time as swiftly as they appeared ;;

Ouf
Hosting people is exhausting
And I wasn't even the one doing it

don't hide

SOCIALIZE WITH THE GUESTS

THIS

IS

SUPPOSED

TO

BE

FUN

DONT

YOU

SEE

It really wasn't
My cousin and his fiancee were here for supper

oh that sounds nice

you don't like them?

Laugh @ Green Bean

i almost pulled my nail on accident trying to smoosh a fly.

it hurt. laugh at me !!!!

I do, people are just exhausting

im still here im just switching PC's

i hear you

so much effort ;;

people SUCK

fancy

downgrading actually, from nice PC i built and like to crappy laptop for bed

How was the week my boi

maybe like all of us anti-social people should

like, meet or something

lmao

a lot of them have done that though

i'm just happy i finally mcguyver'd a fix to my lappys overheating issue

lovely

i finally got my car back today after a week of my schedule being all not consistent

you?

i mean the really real anti-soc's

are you sure about that

yea i keep an actual fan under this piece of shit at all time

am i sure they have met up? absolutely sure. you must be pretty behind huh.

i have this chair that is the perfect level of my couch

but like the material of the chair just does not let it breathe

so like i found leftover cuts of metal grates when we put up shelves to put under it

a serious life changer when you stream as hot as me

Sounds rough
I did my first full week of work in 2 years
It was rough

i just want to watch youtube on this piece of shit man it even gives me trouble for that sometimes

i can imagine

gonna stick with it?

i saw it too

i liked her without the weird horns

i really gotta pee.

humongous pee.

GIANT. WHIZ.

meow

once i switched adblockers and hardwired my internet connection

youtube has been surprisingly fast for me

I have to

i mean i'm a big blanchett fan since elizabeth

and i was thinking it was her

but wasn't sure til the credits

it kinda sucks though we saw it in a regular theater

not a dinner theatre

the sound was a little soft and there were hella kids

good for you man

yeah i'm not gonna lie

what you are doing sounds like it really sucks

but we all have to do really sucky things

you know?

oh yea no it goes fine its just 720p60 videos and up that get me, i still watch plenty of videos on it

Ur not a kitty.

lol tech snob

I need a job not in an office behind a desk
I can feel my soul slipping away

i wish luka were my fat kitty

i would just keep feeding her and feeding her

because her meows would be so cute

yeah i've said this exact same thing

i eat lunch at a desk

shit sucks lol

i get to move around a little at least

its not snobby to want 720p60

its standards

hey i would like a desk job someone pass me one

(or any job)

Shit sucks
I don't get to move around except for my breaks
Or to use the bathroom

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It's a shit meme frame-rate

my ass, i can notice between 60 and 30 instantly

yeah ?

snobby af

oh yeah i'm running around like three warehouses actually

it's a little fun

i still prefer 60 fps in videos to 30 fps and ill stand by this, any comments?

he's saying 30fps live action movies look just as good as 60fps ones action scenes dont need to be high framerate and neither do games unless you are playing them and not watching them on some platform that say lets you watch it in 60fps

are you taking anything for anxiety?

my brother takes xanies

i just kinda deal with mine

I don't
I need to though

i smoke a lot of weed too which probably makes me a little more anxious sometimes lol

im still a bit lost...

but.
my thing is usually.

24fps for film/cinematic type things.

60fps+ for literally anything else. youtube videos look great in high framerates. vlogs, how tos, informational videos, etc.

sports in high fps is good.

i dont see why anyone can see 60 fps being bad for everything aside from games to be COMPLETELY. honest.

Yes, just look at the mess that was the Hobbit trilogy. Besides the director being a hack, it was visually shit because of the fucked frame-rate messing with the natural blur that occurs when cameras are moved.
The ideal FPS is 28 or so for films.

that's not what I'm saying
I'm saying higher framerates on cameras fuck things up, cameras aren't videogames.
I'm also not saying it doesn't matter for watching games, but I'm also saying you're a fucking pleb for watching games hence

holy christ filtered both of those autists

No, shit, it's 24 fps.

also who on earth would willingly watch the hobbit trilogy

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i agree the hobbit trill was overrated

also

i have still never filtered a single person

what an interesting dynamic we got going on here

fun friday night on Holla Forums

how new are you

im so new people dont even know who i am half the time

I don't smoke weedx

okay ill smoke weed with TP instead

i got sucked back into it

i was able to quit for a few years

i really like it

this is a (we'd) free thread please do not

I have asthma

i mean at least i'm not doing prescription drugs amirite

new

new

n e W

i had TERRIBLE ASTHMA growing up

of course now i smoke cigs and weed

FUCK YOU GOD

How is watching some dude flip a pancake at 60 fps any better than at 24? There's no point and it takes up more space.

;~;

woof woof