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what would you do for a klondike bar?
I'm disappointed in you John
theyre not great...
so i dunno. not much.
Figured I'd ask.
This isn't dom, john posts like this
Oh shit lili is posting
what's your favorite desert then?
come on stephen
I'd share a treat you'd like in return
What's up lewd viking?
Its okay I don't remember you very well either but welcome back
lili post pics of your boipussy
Cooking. Just prepared the pork and threw it in the oven.
Start slow you savages
Lili post picture of belly with partial shirt pull up
lili post pics of your fuckin mom
*kindles the thread*
tfw didnt pay attention and posted in old thread
this guy is still bullying people
that fucking butterball thing Scarlet
Jesus Christ, I looked at the trap, Matthew!
The pleasure is mine
Just came back from the library a while ago
Tired and fucked up, so just killing time until the fam gets back
I am the bully
Using MSPAINT, draw on her until you are satisfied that you would fuck it.
Scarlet has some fucked up tit scars if that's what I'm seeing.
might just be the imprint of a bra
some compression shorts can give me a similar thing from wearing them all day.
I wonder if I could bully the newby to death.
until you are satisfied that you would fuck it
Not on your life.
as in... store bought availability ?
mmmm.... maybe either
ice cream sandwiches.. orrrrrr snickers ice cream bars.
Dessert in general ?
mmm. idk i dont really like many desserts honestly. i want a nice filling meal with lots of savory. i think i could count boba tea bc of how sweet it is.
ooo or maybe like. churros. those are really good.
baked desserts are the ones i like as long as they dont include fruit
is.. is the only reason you talked to me bc i was the newest newby ;;
Bed is quite comfy right now indeed
Neet life kind of sucks on the downside ;-;
Naw, you seem interesting. And have potential for a good shitposter.
I'll slay you. I swear.
neet life can be good, but not for an extended time
underneath that big angey stinker known as
is a soft lovable big ol cutie stinker !!
Are you even a national of Kekistan? I doubt you are NORMIE.
Aren't they cute dallas
Ok, I'll admit that my imagination could only get me so far too.
vaporeon poster wears compression shorts
Like Christ- I'm one ugly son of a bitch but goddamn that's such a trainwreck of awful even I have to say something.
they're good for exercise and some pairs double as swimsuits.
I was formerly able to handle it for a year but I try to avoid that now
The pressure of being a shut in is too much once I start to dwell on it
i would like some compression shorts...
theyre really cute and comfy.
Yea I would totally do that for swimsuit sure
Friendly reminder that people who ha e regular goals to work towards live longer and saner lives
I don't usually. I only have when I forgot my swimsuit once during swim class. It worked out.
You take swimming classes? What's the major difference? Does it get in the way is it uncomfortable
I consider myself somewhere in the middle
Maybe I'm relatively sane, but I can't say for sure if I'll live super long
It gives you a shiny cock outline that everyone else has to fucking see.
oooohhhhh, is it really a onepiece you own??
It's hard for me to look at someone with a penis in a sexual way. It's like kind of like looking over a cliff and thinking about walking over the edge. The brain just asks you if you lost your brain.
wait i get it now
you're saying the compression shorts were more embarrassing than the proper mens swimsuit
i was going to say vaporean poster having shiny cock outline in a womans swimsuit is too much lewd even for me
thats why people have to blur the line for themselves and ease over, it's like learning how to be a faggot, but why?
in all honesty why would anyone WANT to be straight ?
I have a very strong urge to not do that. It's like a bloody murder kind of jumping into a fire and getting shot at at the same time kind of thing.
thats good, you want to be straight and fuck bitches, or maybe not even that, you just don't want to take dick, i assume you have at least been to a cliff to look over it so maybe you travel and do a bit of hiking
sounds like your genetic material might actually be potentially valuable since i dont even know who you are!
Some people care about not being a disappointment to their father.
I just can't do the penis thing at all. It just is too much. I have a good imagination with heights. You have time to think about what you just did after you walk off a high place before you hit the ground. I like survival shows.
My genetic material is ok in some ways but not so much in plenty of other ways.
I am 100% heterosexual.
i mean someone has to have kids
i fear the day my dad finds out tbh..
so does this mean... no movie date ?
test tube babies
are not actually a thing that works yet
Well you are a girl so it is okay ^^
I don't understand why I keep coming back to this place. Maybe it's because I feel like we're all in some kind of open forum... oh, maybe that's why.
Why would I own a one piece?
here it is
Monty Burns can't lie. There it is folks: The purpose of shitposting.
purpose is just something you define or have defined for you
Mr Freed Man
uh huh thats what the straight agenda wants you to think...
w-what is that supposed to mean.
Never thought of it that way. Can multiple people share the same definition though? If so isn't that an exception?
Enlightened... with the power of weed.
are you sassing me woman
probably goes better in my head than it would irl to be honest
Most things do.
hmm, is it fair to say we live by only truths? if you live for a false purpose its more likely than ever it will be exposed in this age of reason and technology, i suppose it would make more sense for ideologies that exist among multiple individuals independently of each other to have a higher probability of being true, or at least well structured
i just have a hard time imagining what it would look like and i havent googled compression shorts yet
believe it or not i have seen like weird men's onepiece bathing suits, its usually like old European men for some reason
One of the most well thought out shitpost I've ever seen. Talk about more enlightenment...
720 CRAZE IT!
Compression shorts are just like bike shorts basically
you are giving me too much credit
yea i looked them up it looks like spandex for men
No, for real though. A moment ago I didn't understand shipost purpose, you elaborated on it. Quite profoundly at least.
more or less
wick moisture and keep things in place.
i stand on the shoulder of giants
How're you? Besides being a baka baka :3
it is annoying to be walking around or riding your bike and suddenly have a testicle that is threatening to get smashed on something
not you dallas, better posters before you
i almost added a clause just for you, honestly, but i don't like making you feel too special
Why would that be the case?
still very sick...
lots of cough lots of sneeze. green beans dont have taste. i'm just eating saltines anddddddd
mostly just because loose jeans and boxers at the same time let things dangle more than is safe
I miss the tea serving shitposter.
when there are still posters thinking about wet bulge outline
is it gay in here or is it just dallas
who is that ?
Oh I misread it.
I thought you were asking it as a question implying that compression shorts would lead to that.
You underestimate my power.
Its the best we can do atm
tea is good
god no i assume they are to prevent just that
They do a good job of that.
oh and i didnt mention.
my two little nephews are over at my house.
and i can hear them crying and wailing. for the past hour. across the house.............
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i want to sleep until i feel better
excellent to hear, nice to have a good comfortable swimming or walking experience
That sounds like Hell. How do you not murder everyone?
well that was weird
i used to babysit these children too...
that was a terrible time. i'd wake up. watch them for 8/9 hours. and want to go back to sleep.
children wear me out theyre just so AAAAAAA
if I ever left my room that would be relevant.
there is always exploring a pillow fort
Theyre the wurst
My room is too small for that.
i have a pretty big room and some spare coushins, we just have to invent portal technology
I have a really small room.
Packed with things.
Though I like it that way.
its fair enough being comfy in a nice comfy space that's familiar to you
gotta say though building pillow forts was pretty fun
lets go to a late night r rated movie so that there are no children !!!!!!!
no screaming BABIES
(honestly ive never had a baby/kid in the theatre problem in my life. saying this is gonna make it happen next time)
I really wouldn't mind a bigger room but I would just use it to horde more stuff.
I have the smallest room in the house. I was offered a bigger one, but like I don't like change so I turned it down.
That sounds a plan. Stinky kids
ah you just dont generally like change all that much, i understand, it would be fun to have more space for a collection of whatever in general
what sort of stuff fills up your room really?
my bed is about 1/3 of it. my desk and keyboard and bookshelf another third. Closet has my dresser in it and some random things I keep around for no reason. I have about a 6x4 of free floor space.
were you ever a kid ?
i dont think i was. hmmmm...
yea but you implied you like collecting stuff so i assume you at least have a small collection of something, correct me if you are wrong
can you think fo what you might want to do with more space?
if i am wrong**** wow!!
I was born a man
me too !
If I had the space and funds I would. I like collect cat ears and pokemon plushes and stuff like that. I want figurines but I have no space for them.
oh cat ears huh? thats right i heard you used tyo hang with Julian, so i guess i should expect cute things like that from you~
what kind of figurines would you get pokemon or something else
Hang is an overstatement. We got along fine but were not close by any means.
Remilia and shinobu figures.
okay fair enough, information isnt always reliable, you definitely seem cuter so far i promise
oh thats cool, kind of gives me a slightly better idea of your tastes
If that's how you want to think of me that's fine.
I'm really not close with many people so saying I hang with them is tough. Mostly since reaching me is difficult.
thats not what i am intending to imply, i dont easily trust gossip from other people, i'd much rather talk to the person themselves.
yea i remember trying to add you on something before so i was confused when were talking about your steam to nezi earlier, none of my business though.
anyways i think a collection of figures would be cool if you don't go overboard with it.
when you were*
two beans in a bowl
two big ol crunchy bean stinkers !!
yum yum crunchy cold green beans.
well anyways, sorry if you got the wrong impression, i wasn't trying to imply anything negative haha
Oh, I went to go get a drink from 7/11.
On the way back to my car a guy offered to trade me a nug for buying him a hotdog.
I add people on steam, I just don't log onto it and haven't for years so it's not an actual place you can reach me is what I was saying.
I would go overboard with figurines, I go overboard with everything.
did you seriously just get weed for a hotdog? what did you do??
that's fair enough, no point in adding me if we aren't even going to talk. and as i said i respect your decision to keep people at a distance where you can come and chat when you want to and just choose to be alone when you want to as well.
just have some self-control, it's cool if you like get a few but it's good to set like hard limits on yourself or it's easy to just keep stretching it, idk. when you say you go overboard on everything i', not sure what that would even entail.
I turned him down.
I have no self control.
I go overboard in everything. Like if I am going to read a book I stay up all night and read for 15 hours straight and screw myself over for the next day. Or if I want to watch a long show I have to watch the whole thing from start and everything related.
wow i can see why you are so cautious about getting involved with people, it's dangerous to be so invested in things
especially things that could potentially demand attention every single day
Anyways you are a cute vappy and I can appreciate your company here just fine -pets pets-
That's not why I do it but I guess that could apply.
I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE
I don't believe you, you are a false idol.
Can tie in with just being antisocial generally
I am the god of shitposters
I cant believe youve done this
Are them those squishy heart biscuits?
Mhm. Comfort food.
Ready for the weekend? I have failed to make my coffee cake this week. This illness has sapped me of the energy to be flamboyant in the kitchen.
Atleast im feeling alot better all of a sudden.
My chunky Winston does that, he sits like a sphinx on your chest if you lay on your back.
it is the worst. when ur sick. and u wanna be dancey fun.
but you literally cannot
Doob, I hope you get to do some baking this weekend. You and Winston can wear little chef hats.
My fat kitty will lay on your chest, but my calico will just get on your pillow and slowly nudge you off of it so she can stretch and just take over.
Yeah exactly, ive spent the last few days holed up at home.
I am pretty annoyed because I had plans to do things, but those things required strenuous efforts. Efforts I had neither energy nor will to do.
It would be just my luck to feel better when work beckons in the morrow.
I cleaned most of the house but I forgot to eat anything all day.
Maybe, I possibly could. I will have to see how I am on sunday after work.
Calico is a little sumbish, she sounds like hellkitty. Calling Justin Galaxy.
Grab some nourishment.
i will say thats the only good thing about me being sick rn...
is not having any responsibilities. (work)
there were some things i wanted to do this week but they aren't anything i cant do... later.
may we make it thru this sickness together !!
this is not appropriate miss please delete your post this is a vocal warning....
I got grilled cheese and ketchup.
May we live to see another day, another fridge of green beans, another day of emo melancholy, another bout of earth shaking autistic rattles.
Damn this pestilence, DAMN it to hell!
Hah! Oh boy, kraft cheese?
Yeah. The singles.
a gigantic fridge filled to the brim.
with green. beans.
Even the egg holders?
grilled cheese and ketchup
I love you, but...
even the eggholders......
grilled cheese and ketchup
can't delete posts here as far as I know but sorry m'lady won't happen again
All of you die.
how are you feeling today?
working on it♥
hi sabrina, how are you? ^^
sauce on where that pic is from plz
coughing has increased big time. a lot.
when you find a song that has a lot of potential and a good sound, but the lyrics are kinda lame and they don't expand on the buildups enough
take some Dayquil or something fam
never i can sit thru this i can do it
Yes, as many as you can hold...
Agreed. That is why I sent you that friend request on steam.
howdy howdy. i'm really sleepy today, so i had a super sugary drink to get a jolt and now my teeth feel gross. how are yooooouuu?
I kinda do want grilled cheese now.
Hi, Luka! I think it's from Bleach, but I'm not sure. I found it in another thread a long time ago. :-/ Sorry I can't be more help.
Would you have me any other way Houston?
Here's a thing I have for some reason. I don't even remember savin' half this stuff.
M A S O C H I S T
haha that's better than being sleepy though! what drink did you have?
left work immediately again for the millionth time, haven't been able to work for a while .-.
watercooled dual GTX 1080 SLI
in a laptop
don't worry I'll give you attention
how are you doing??
Like me and my downloads folder, it is a terrible state.
look at this
Oh no. Are you sick? :(
I'm not proud to admit this, 'cause I rarely drink soda, but I had a Mountain Dew. It did the trick though.
Aw! I have a semi-racist one too!
Okay I guess.
I really want to take a nap but I feel I should try to just stay up. I'll prob end up napping.
How about you?
It's ok neko responded I don't need you.
I love that series of reaction images!
girls kissing girls boys kissing boys
That's terrible and adorable.
Woah! When did that happen?!
lol this is an amusing one
petting my kitty and thinking bout getting some beer
you should def stay up tho cause i just got here :D
09 October 2017, 23:56:13
not really sick, my psoriasis just getting worse
new meds soon
mtn dew is good but it's like 77g of sugar in a bottle lol
the cane sugar one though is good if you ever get to try it!
what band is that again? good charlotte?
oh i dont know i just was thinking about gay
(theres a good soda store around that theatre we went to. they have a lot lot lot of great cane sugar sodas unavailable elsewhere. jackson hole soda company's high mountain huckleberry is my favorite uwu)
honestly i uploaded that webm expecting it to be porn
HAH WOAH WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT HAH
too bad I'm never in that area .-.
never tried that one, have you had Captain Eli's Blueberry Soda?
Cheerwine is good 2
and Iron Beer
I'll stay up for a bit longer, I'll need a nap at some point though.
i have tried. none of that.
except cheerwine. i do not like.
it's the weekend so you hould stay up forever
Buncha Hollywood scumbags. How Woody Allen is still allowed to walk the street is beyond me.
I gotta admit that Gal Gadot is pretty dang cute.
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope soon is really soon. Hang in there, sweetheart.
b-b-but that's the best soda known to mankind!!!
I woke up at midnight...
it's ok I have this motivational webm to get me through!
((this may be a wrong opinion. i cannot confirm))
Imagine if that shit had come out today?
People would flip.
(((CULT OF OUTRAGE)))
I have no control over my life.
It's sweet that they tried!
His name comes up, but no one seems serious about asking him tough questions about what he did to his daughter and step-daughter.
I want her to marry me.
move out of your parents' house
I like living with my parents.
It is an injustice, the man is a pervert. And like the rest of these "celebrity" criminals needs to be brought to heel.
tbh. driving around town for a little bit made me feel a tiny bit better. that is good.
i need more gal gadot to fantasise with while not masturbating
bad feeling been... improving ?
Me and my mom get along great better than like living the poor life with a room mate I don't like.
that's why you get one you do like
I feel I will survive now.
i don't really see how showing your dong to groupies is sexual misconduct
i am still not great.
but i def feel.... like. i can make it. i'll be okay.
confident. drinking good fluids.
drinking good fluids
everyone just stop being sick ok
i will try !
Same, ive kept myself going with Irn Bru and caffeine drinks.
im bouncing between....
tea. gatorade. sparkling water.
no one replied to us ;;
Sounds kinda yummy
im here im queer get used to tits
that's not the face of disdain my dude
that was like 2 hours ago dude
also suspicious timing
I don't like anyone tho.
Just my moms.
how about now?
I don't like anyone tho.
Just my moms.
what did he mean by this
he's right though
moms are everything
i'm gonna be such a mess when my mom dies
although i might die of cancer before lol
kyle i would hope you would be sad if i died
i would be sad if you died but tbh i don't really know you so i wouldn't be sad as if an irl dude died
When mom shoots a hot load on your face
my laptop's dying so i'm gonna go get that beer
gender fluid moms
I'd probably wonder why you weren't here after a few weeks.
no one's in contact with me so you would never really know ;;
gender fluid fluids
so 'bout that
gender fluid beans
dispair from all the disdain
Disdain for beans
i told my dad i was gender fluid and he legit made fun of me lol ;;
TP whats your discord so i know if you die
dont an hero
I came out as trans about a month ago.
i never got into discord and i don't sign into steam anymore but i have an account i could sign into
didnt you make this joke in the discord already
i mean if you're that inconsistent with it whatever seems like you dont even care that much
Yeah, but I was worried Barry would be bothered so I pretended to be joking.
illl get the milk bones and rope toys
LOL SQUASH IS A TRANNY MELT
although if steam has added any additional security measures i might be screwed cause the hotmail account i used to make that is asking me for another email so i either need to make another troll email or link it to my irl and i don't really want to do that
i donno i kinda like not being that invested in it
i do enjoy a few people here yet
i shouldn't even still be doing this tbh
i'm old af and been doing this forever
well dont get me wrong its good you arent that attached, if you were it would be unhealthy
i linke things this way too tbh
maybe you shouldn't be retarded and give out your passwords
yeah man like don't get me wrong i love my fridays
i really really look forward to it
cause i get wasted and diarrhea all over threads
but like back in the day i would lurk ALL THE TIME
it was a big part of my life
now it's just a friday thang
i never gave out my password
the only reason i can even remember my hotmail password is cause it's either triforce1234
i had a couple more active ones
i never gave out my password
gives out his password
i get you, its good to have control over yourself for sure, and having more to do is very healthy
give TP a break, he tries hard
i mean i just watch more shit instead
it's not like i'm out being social or anything
even exposing yourself to proper entertainment once in a while gives you something to talk about
dont be like me and consume nothing but youtube videos
yeah i end up being consumed by yt tho ;;
I have seen the face of god.
h-hi <3 ;;
luka i ended up seeing thor
it's crazy that that was cate blanchett
she is lookin gooood for a menopausal woman
it's odd how baddog and that user left at the same time as swiftly as they appeared ;;
Hosting people is exhausting
And I wasn't even the one doing it
SOCIALIZE WITH THE GUESTS
It really wasn't
My cousin and his fiancee were here for supper
oh that sounds nice
you don't like them?
Laugh @ Green Bean
i almost pulled my nail on accident trying to smoosh a fly.
it hurt. laugh at me !!!!
I do, people are just exhausting
im still here im just switching PC's
i hear you
so much effort ;;
downgrading actually, from nice PC i built and like to crappy laptop for bed
How was the week my boi
maybe like all of us anti-social people should
like, meet or something
a lot of them have done that though
i'm just happy i finally mcguyver'd a fix to my lappys overheating issue
i finally got my car back today after a week of my schedule being all not consistent
i mean the really real anti-soc's
are you sure about that
yea i keep an actual fan under this piece of shit at all time
am i sure they have met up? absolutely sure. you must be pretty behind huh.
i have this chair that is the perfect level of my couch
but like the material of the chair just does not let it breathe
so like i found leftover cuts of metal grates when we put up shelves to put under it
a serious life changer when you stream as hot as me
I did my first full week of work in 2 years
It was rough
i just want to watch youtube on this piece of shit man it even gives me trouble for that sometimes
i can imagine
gonna stick with it?
i saw it too
i liked her without the weird horns
i really gotta pee.
once i switched adblockers and hardwired my internet connection
youtube has been surprisingly fast for me
I have to
i mean i'm a big blanchett fan since elizabeth
and i was thinking it was her
but wasn't sure til the credits
it kinda sucks though we saw it in a regular theater
not a dinner theatre
the sound was a little soft and there were hella kids
good for you man
yeah i'm not gonna lie
what you are doing sounds like it really sucks
but we all have to do really sucky things
oh yea no it goes fine its just 720p60 videos and up that get me, i still watch plenty of videos on it
Ur not a kitty.
lol tech snob
I need a job not in an office behind a desk
I can feel my soul slipping away
i wish luka were my fat kitty
i would just keep feeding her and feeding her
because her meows would be so cute
yeah i've said this exact same thing
i eat lunch at a desk
shit sucks lol
i get to move around a little at least
its not snobby to want 720p60
hey i would like a desk job someone pass me one
(or any job)
I don't get to move around except for my breaks
Or to use the bathroom
It's a shit meme frame-rate
my ass, i can notice between 60 and 30 instantly
oh yeah i'm running around like three warehouses actually
it's a little fun
In games it matters.
In anything else it's shit.
You aren't watching lets plays, are you?
paying 5$ for people to do my HW
there we have it.
the final truth. any high fps is bad outside of games.
finally someone says it....
maybe your video games are making you sick
I wanted to work in a warehouse
I'll raise that final truth to the ultimate truth.
It isn't compatible with motion blur induced by camera sensors. It can only be used for slow mo and shit.
i'm kinda lab/office/warehouse
it's actually not too bad
but now that i'm established like rock solid dependable
people throw shit at me from every direction
and it stresses me the fuck out
Breathing doesn't help me get over the nausea the anxiety causes me
honestly i dont understand what that sentence was supposed to mean.
youre saying that 60fps+ on live action recording is not good because of camera sensors aside from slow motion ?
i still prefer 60 fps in videos to 30 fps and ill stand by this, any comments?
he's saying 30fps live action movies look just as good as 60fps ones action scenes dont need to be high framerate and neither do games unless you are playing them and not watching them on some platform that say lets you watch it in 60fps
are you taking anything for anxiety?
my brother takes xanies
i just kinda deal with mine
I need to though
i smoke a lot of weed too which probably makes me a little more anxious sometimes lol
im still a bit lost...
my thing is usually.
24fps for film/cinematic type things.
60fps+ for literally anything else. youtube videos look great in high framerates. vlogs, how tos, informational videos, etc.
sports in high fps is good.
i dont see why anyone can see 60 fps being bad for everything aside from games to be COMPLETELY. honest.
Yes, just look at the mess that was the Hobbit trilogy. Besides the director being a hack, it was visually shit because of the fucked frame-rate messing with the natural blur that occurs when cameras are moved.
The ideal FPS is 28 or so for films.
that's not what I'm saying
I'm saying higher framerates on cameras fuck things up, cameras aren't videogames.
I'm also not saying it doesn't matter for watching games, but I'm also saying you're a fucking pleb for watching games hence
holy christ filtered both of those autists
No, shit, it's 24 fps.
also who on earth would willingly watch the hobbit trilogy
complains about plebs
lair of plebs
i agree the hobbit trill was overrated
i have still never filtered a single person
what an interesting dynamic we got going on here
fun friday night on Holla Forums
not ironically fake filtering for shits and gigs
how new are you
im so new people dont even know who i am half the time
I don't smoke weedx
okay ill smoke weed with TP instead
i got sucked back into it
i was able to quit for a few years
i really like it
this is a (we'd) free thread please do not
I have asthma
i mean at least i'm not doing prescription drugs amirite
n e W
i had TERRIBLE ASTHMA growing up
of course now i smoke cigs and weed
FUCK YOU GOD
60fps+ for literally anything else. youtube videos look great in high framerates. vlogs, how tos, informational videos, etc.
How is watching some dude flip a pancake at 60 fps any better than at 24? There's no point and it takes up more space.
sports in high fps is good.