Blood

blood

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Oyasumi

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goodnight nasai

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You fucking killed the thread Lili

Hope this is not Chris' blood...

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What a mansion!

Ian I copied you

Of all the things I've done with my life, that truly is the moment I wanted to see replicated

Good job

Soto give me attention wtf

You're so needy sometimes

Also what are you watching this season?

The latest ep of Junni Taisen was p good
Already saw Sheeps death coming but nigga could've at least tried to put up a fight against the drunk Tiger
Horse's death was p lolz

I doubt Monkey died but who knows


Ah, good times

Not that series apparently :^)

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Watch it dude, it's really good actually

Animegatari is my current drinking game
Take a drink everytime they reference an anime
The Los Angeles Convention Center (Anime Expo) made a cameo in it too I was trippin out

The Bitch one is pretty funny

Blend S is cute but that's about it, more like Bland S amirite? lmao

Imouto one is pretty lolz and I want a sadistic loli tax accountant now

Didnt even touch Umaru2

Inuyashiki is just modern day robocop with an old geezer
I lol'd when the Yakuza dude made the other guy suck his dick tho other dude was like "are you fuckin high?" then you just see him gagging lmao

Ousama was pretty funny, MC gets mad cucked 2 eps in

I dropped Fate/Apocrypha

The rest is too girly for me

Watch Net Juu no Susume and Junni Taisen

Jesus christ Emma you really are a fuckin weeb

No wonder you don't have a bf

good

shes 32 btw

Does it look like I care?

smh

Fate/Apocrypha is trash tbh, but I'm watching for Astolfo.

You have shit taste, watch Mahoutsukai no Yome and Girls Last Tour.


wtf I'm a boy

Holy shit soto is such a weeeeeb

i guess older characters suit older people

Maika is fine the way she is

Fuck the Silver bitch tho

Astolfo couldn't save the series on his own RIP

Wow coming from the idolfag
Whats GLT about anyways?

Yeah but judging from your tastes in anime you're obvs a total faggot so yes bf


P E R H A P S


Wts Im not even old

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I want Maika to call me trash.

Yeah, silver hair bitch is annoying.

Dude, it's because Joanne of fucking Arc fell in love with a dude who has existed for 5 days with no personality and they thought that that was good writing.

Girls Last Tour is about cute girls in post-apocalyptic world, but with healing sorta like Flying Witch.
Just watch the OP tho
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Wanna be my bf? (best friend)

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Horo is a pretty cute character (pls no bully)

why is moogs looking at me? .///.

She doesn't have to be sadistic to call you trash
Cause she'd just be telling the truth ^W^

So is MCs lil bro actually a girl or wtf is going on
Feels like haganai all over again with the trap but maybe isnt really a trap

Got me fucked up with that fucking plot

Oh yeah Ive seen 2 eps of it, Ive read through the threads tho on /a/
Did they lose their tank already? Also oops spoilers

Only if you call me Onii-chan

i made a clock in class today

Wow thanks onii-chan

Yeah, she's actually a girl but doesn't tell people that.
This one's actually not a trap tho, no yaoi holes needed.

They still have the tank. It's comfy. They made music last episode :^)

Proud of you babe

yeah loops are cool

good job!

is this what support feels like

What kind of loop were you using?

Np Emma

for loop

Das not my name.

Pretty much yeah, lol.

It's full sized.
Which one?

Nice nice, those are some pretty good loops.

Why don't you want to be called emma anymore

I made a pineapple but boss said it was shit and said to make it better x.x

Autism?

Oh yeah, I forgot
I'm supposed to call you Wish

I died when he had a game about eating his imoutos feces
Nigga has some srs problems and yet he's got like bitches all over him
Must be nice

It's on ep5 rn?
Might just catch up to it

Osake wa Fuufu ni Nantte kara
It's so cute and comfy
And they have a different cocktail every ep
Its like a 4 min short tho lol


I was supposed to call her my gf but I fucked up

Much better tbh.

I kinda want to play that game, just to experience it to be honest. Was it the one with the beautiful ending?
The ultimate self-insert character.

Yeah, episode 6 airs Friday. I'll probably buy the manga soon :^)

I'll try it out tonight just for you bbg.

Oh
While I understand,
that's dumb


Now you'll never get her

Not sure what you expect me to say, it's not my name so why call me it, right?

i am hackerman

So if an anime mates with a furry will their offspring be neko?

I gotchu anata

Where does he fucking buy those lmao
His figures were on point though

Oh wow, buying the manga?
You must really like it
It seems so sad though

She's so cute

if so id like to be reborn

yes

okay

How many banks have you hacked already?


Jfc

I mean, eroge shops don't judge. Amazon maybe? :^)

I want to build a collection of stuff eventually anyways.
Sad? If anything it's iyashikei dude.

Yeah, but too fat....

enough to buy happiness

Now since money doesn't buy happiness does that mean 0 banks or infinite banks?

thats just something poor people tell themselves

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Well going by that I could buy things that make me happy with under $100 even.

So 1 bank?

I hear they sell that where the jetset meets the maritime.

Wish isn't your name either but at least Emma sounds better to me. And now it has an added bonus of maybe annoying you slightly
I'mma stick with emma if it's all the same to you

Wow pls no swearing

I wish I could find an eroge shop here in Cali
I'd like to meet the people who shop there

You're gonna need some bookshelfs lol

WOW
She can help it she drinks like everyday

Two syllable names always seem to flow the easiest when used in a sentence.

Thanks MFF, you're too kind.


I'm h*cking sorry, man.

Just move to Akiba dude. We can share an apaato.

Yeah, but those are pretty cheap and I need things to fill up rooms anyways.

She probably had those lumps of fat before getting drunk daily.

Dude, this is a christian website, we don't allow such profanities as "H**k*ng" here.

That's not even close, nigga
This is Lloyd


agreed.

I envy anime fans who have an entire island of Otaku's making compelling characters. Furries have retarded Americans pushing their liberal agenda into their amateur tier endeavors.

really makes you think

No one likes furries but other furries.

No one likes weebs, not even other weebs.

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

I dunno know if we'd be able to share an apaato tho
I'm kind of a neatfreak and you might be a huge slob
You might be the type of person who drinks straight out of the jug/carton and I'd get p triggered

Pretty true, what about figures though?
You don't even own one yet lol

You're just jealous cause you're flat as a board

Oh sorry, I meant fre*king.


Whoops, you anons are too hard to guess when I've been out of it.


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Not really, no.

Sounds like a setup for UMR-3
I know how to use cups Soto.

Those are for degens.

Guys are supposed to be flat though.

Thanks a bunch

I find it to be a fun map at least~

No one likes slavs except other slavs.

I'm pretty sure that MFF guy is dead so long as Sabrina is

Nah, he was here before that and is still here albeit not often

He started off stalking Pritty so

Come to think of it, not even Slavs like being Slavs or other Slavs.

I'd try it right now, but I just woke up so I think at least tea would be good first.

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Or Mexicans.

Wow go kiss your mom rn and tell her you love her

Holy shit, I probably would be beta enough to clean up after you and like nag all day.
I sure hope you do
I might leave the toilet seat up when Im drunk and I'd make you wash the dishes cause fuck that lmao

So you aint buying a Illya figure then?
fuckin up

I keep forgetting you're a dude

You nerds wish you had this godly computer chair

I'm more American than you.

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I like how normally, women hate being stalked by dudes
But here most women take the stalking to be really sweet

Well maybe not most
I'mma say like 6/10 times though

Pretty sure he posted this


Tea warms the body and makes you prone to sweating.
Ideal playing temperature is chilled.


She's asleep though...

You're supposed to be the most alpha poster here, what happened?
Washing dishes is the worst because it makes my fingers pruny :^)

I mean, I totally am, but they're still for degens.

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But I need some caffeine. Besides I'm gonna sweat anyway because nerves.
I could put it outside for a couple of minutes I guess.

The fact that you think I'm so lowly just shows how retarded you are. I'm not a Mexican.

I barely remember any of that. I just remember that we had a sort of relationship for a long while.

The world may never know

I don't need any extra towels or the bed made, housekeeper.

Addict.
Gross.

I have bad circulation so I just have periodically frozen hands and I'm always cold, it's great.


Speak of the devil.


Except here he is now. Always lurking :^)

It's acceptable if it's tea.

Kinda jealous, I'm always hot. Good thing it's freezing outside so I can just open the window.
But playing with numb hands must be even worse than playing with sweaty hands.

Even though I read almost nothing forever and a day, i'd always try to keep the latest thread up in my browser forever and a day too. I happened to see a reply so I'm replying. If I was elsewhere, I probably wouldn't have seen it and would never even looked for it.

So lucked out this time
Also it's early as shit wtf

Maybe I want to live out UMR3 irl
It would kinda be cool at first but then I'd lose my shit at the spoiled brat
lmao how long does it take you to wash dishes?
Nigga it should only take a few mins not half an hr

Okay, you're not a degen you're trash
get it right

You mean cappu =w=

You're never hot :^)
It is, that's why I say I can't stream~


Aki-lucky.

Where else would you be?


Nigga it's past 11pm here.

But you'd get railed in the booty for free.
Uhh, like 5-10 minutes depending on how many there are.
I dunno fam, I wrinkle easily.

Yeah, I enjoyed Eromanga-sensei so I'm trash.

Here and two other threads also. I don't pay attention 99.999% of the time but when I do, it's always a hoot.

Cappu and woffee good too =w=

What a coincidence, me neither.
But that's just because I straight up suck.

I'm sorry, but who gives whom towels, Towel Boy?


Yeah I know I'm right

Semen energy is an acceptable trade off for having to clean the kitchen and make waffles imo.

Two other threads? Why?


Shut up, you broke Newu's heart to go e-fuck Rin.

I thought 200pp was free though. What happened to that confidence?


You're so amazing and smart all the time, you're my idol!

Excuse me?

84% of me eradicated 6 million of you.

Go to bed then

Deng I can't pass up on that offer lol
You're so frail man
Easily pruny fingers AND a rekt esophagus from 2much acid?
I bet you cry real easily too

I dropped it by ep 7
My older sister really liked it tho

It has been shown to act as an antidepressant when absorbed.

that's pretty fucking gay

But I'm not sleepy. I've been staying up past 5pm because I'm retarded.

Dude, I know. Anemic on top of that too :^)
I'm fairly emotional so I let my temper get the best of me and get upset incredibly easily, so crying is a natural.

What the heck? What's wrong with you?


Does that mean when you shoot it out that you get depressed?

It goes way, way back. They are where I was originally from.

What?


And now that same 84% is sucking "feminine penises" and propagating the ruination of Europe.

He certainly isn't going to do it when he's passed out from doing the deed.


It's why I started nofap

e v e n
m o r e
g a y

What can I say, I'm a pig.

Oh, don't worry I'll do it.
It's tolerable if it's not too many streams in a row or if they aren't growing spaced.
Doesn't mean it has to be a stream map, either.
I already have a couple of maps I could potentially do.

I forgot about the 20 million slavs killed, not just the SIX MILLION JEWS.

Merkel will be disposed of and the fourth Reich shall control Europe.

this Nekopara game is pretty gay tbh

Smiles is a slut

bump

oh, nevermind

there's a button you press that let's you pet the cute kitties

this game is nice ^_^

I sure hope you mean 5am

Holy shit, anemic too?
You must be thin af
I bet you need help opening jars and shit. That shit is adorable imo

I've never seen you get mad or cry so Im pretty sure thats bs

I dunno what was going on during that time
Probs a mid life crisis lmao

Ew, ponyfaf.


You're always right so you're my idol.


That just sounds like it'd cause even more depression tbh.


豚豚豚豚豚豚

I mean, you quickly run out of jumpy free pp maps that have little streams. Because of how music works really.

Merkel is your nation now. It's literally devolved into self hate and guilt.

Oh shit, yeah, 5am.

Eh, I watch what I eat, but I did suffer through the freshman 15 like everyone else :^)
I know how to open a jar, I'm not that hopeless.

I dunno, I don't really open up to people like that all that easily anymore. It's a lot more common when I do.
I end up ruining things with people I get close to because of it though.

Go back and finish it pussy.

lol there's an achievement for petting the kitties :3

Yours is a nation of corruption and drugs.

hehe :3

is that a mf jojo reference?

Well I only have to do one by the end of the year right?

Then I'll happily play the actually hard pp maps.

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not so much

I suppose, yeah.

Go FC that shitty Another map.


What other groups would be autistic to form communities?

I'm not as cool as you, I sleep at 3 to 4am
You must love that 7am jackhammering

Oh man, you must've freaked out seeing that "spike" in fat
Did you get scared and like start eating less or start exercising?

Yeah sounds about right
Special snowflakes will get mad and say its like one sided or someshit

You also seem like the type of nigga that closes yourself in your room when dealing with irl shit and just watches "Iyashikei" anime instead of talking it out with someone

I should know cause Im pretty much the same, just add alcohol

nah, it is ponies but I'm not so much of a ponyfag

I mean, usually my cat will howl several times before then so I'd be up anyways so I've just been staying awake since I sleep in a bit late.

I just started counting my calories :^)

Wait, what? You lost me about special snowflakes.

If I get too emotionally charged it'd be good to take a break from things to compose myself, but I'm usually too caught up to think of that.
I just go until I do something dumb and ruin things~


Which pony would you fugg?

oh shit nigga, here we gooooo!

ah yes

this is a nice video game after all

But I can't. They are pastel colored hooooerses

lewd

Yeah, but which would you fugg?

but I don't get into hoers vag

u wot m8
I think you need to get your dog checked

Oh so that's why you do that now

I lost myself there too lmao
How often do you do something dumb and ruin things?

But if you did...


Actually though, they can get pretty rowdy.

Mmn, seems like as often as every week or two recently.

On a side note, my older sister is really comfortable being naked in her house with her husband who is p much my best friend

Whenever I come over she's probably naked and like she's so fucking calm about it and it's so fucking gross man

She brushes it off by saying "Oh you've seen me naked before so it's okay"

I just laugh it off and just say "Y-Yeah" but it's not okay, like where the fuck did her morals or dignity or fucking shame go?
Like I know it seems to run in the family that we lack all of those things but come on she fucking needs to at least show some respect

I don't want to see that shit, it's fucking gross
Her husband is like kinda ruining her but like I can't really do shit about it
She's happy but I mean god damn put on some fucking clothes

Don't mind me Im just ranting

You guys are all gay

You do drugs off trannies at anime conventions.
WHAT MORALS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

It's been a while. Most of the time they don't even talk about them.

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where did that first reply come from?

Kinda like how we don't talk about anime? :^)

Exactly. I mean sometimes though but almost all the time not.

hay

Only hyperactive cat I've seen is my nieces kitty
She's quiet af but run around all over the place
Kinda funny she's named after an anime cat
Jiji from Kikis Delivery Service, she's all black too

Holy shit that's pretty bad
Have you tried like not fucking shit up?


Actually it's the other way around :^)

I'm just saying, being a degenerate is fine and all but at least have the decency to put on some clothes if your brother is coming by to say hi

lmao your sister is elf yamada-san

I mean, I talk about it a lot I guess.

Jesus Christ.

It's not visually appealing at all though

Whenever my cat comes inside she gets hyper and darts up and down the halls.

Yeah, I know. If I knew how to I would stop it, but I think I'm hopeless tbh.

Why? Is she tubby?

emma and soto here and no hay back smh

You're literally fired constantly from jobs for alcohol abuse.

Hay is for horses.

Better than being addicted to meth tbh

Pics of your pussy pls

You're not hopeless at all
You can open jars, remember?


I guess you can say that

She's really been letting herself go lately


But I still have the decency to put on clothes

I think you're missing the point here


Oi oi

Yamada Elf-san

whatever nigga

Why would anyone wear clothes in their own home?

Nothing wrong with any of it I guess.

Wow it must be depressing having to watch your sister's figure progressively go to shit as she corrupts herself into a hambeast :

Which one was that?

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Camera shy.

Oh shii, tru. At least I can do that.


Everything is wrong except things that I say aren't.


I already forget the name.

Responsibility Response

possibly

I'll just FC them all.

Like it's cool to be naked when you're alone or with your SO

But if you have someone over and you still don't put on clothes there's something wrong there


I can't really do shit about it
Yeah it kinda sucks but shikata ga nai, ya know?


What a qt
Nigga looks short and floofy af tho

looks like my GTX 1070 can't handle Nekopara
rip

game 2 stronk

thank


Well no, certainly.


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Pretty smol and qt, until it's night time and you want to sleep :^)

Maybe.

Worth the insomnia tbh

Does the little nigger fuck up your bed or scratch other shit?
JijI always fucks up the TP and shreds it to bit

The most I put on when people are over is underwear and possibly athletic shorts.

My dog is a lazy bones until it's time for him to go walkies or eaties.

someone gave me some of there corona's after that 4loko i need to eat some of this alcohol off

My parents always taught me to dress nice if we were gonna have people over

Maybe I'm just 2conservative4u lmao

Your dog looks like a fox, wow

What kind is he?

im bout to go to bed but I hope yall are doing well

Um no he's a German Shepherd

Have a good night.

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You do crack off of trannies' shriveled up dicks.
Again, WHAT MORALS?

homie are you fucking blind

the point is to keep your weird mistakes self-contained to you and not subject others to them

i dont get why i have to tell you retards this obvious shit

The nonexistent ones I pretend to have just so people can lower their guard/trust me irl, duh

yea hanging out with soto would obviously be the last mistake id ever make

thank

Like, I'm friends with religious/conservative people irl

The trick is to dress nice, have good manners, not swear, and most importantly treat others how you want to be treated.

Another trick of mine is to not talk about my weird hobbies aka 90% of my hobbies.

It works wonders


Be smarter than Ian, Kon, Grim, Ene, Freeman, Ghostie (lmao), etc

Not wearing pants in your own home is your own problem. It's their fault for coming over.


Just openly be an awful person. Nothing could go wrong.

I am thirsty.

I'm only an awful person online
Cause they can't do shit to you through the internet :^)

I'm an awful person in person and there rarely is consequence for that.

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Okay finished that pineapple.

Hey guys what should I sculpt?

a penis.

k

scult a person sculpting a penis.

The ting go skrrrrrrrrrrrrra

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Morbin luka

it midnight for me ^_^

Timezones are funny!

The dingo skra*

so, morning

I thought the dingo go... off with baby

im watching kitty vids ^w^


Reeeeeeeeeee

early morning

Nyan! Cats are the cutest!

*eats you*


how're you?

I cant believe luka ate squiddy


Feeling ill, but i got games to make me feel better ^^

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:O
what games? new ones?

gotta watch what you eat.

ha! go luka go!

Just rust atm, probably gonna try dont starve later though(thanks!)

relaxing games

sushi


rust fun minecraft simulator xD chop trees and gather stones

and yeah! that don't starve game is challenging!

hmmmmm

gotta build da bases

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cute babook

*snuggles*

pets

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So lolz

comfy

what

wow

what is this

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nice
I can't believe it actually sold for it's real worth for once!

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cOOKING BRUNCH, YAY

brucnh had yay

we did it reddit

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good morninG !!

what the heck happened


revive the thread bring it to life

literally
fucking
nothing

squiddy dont swear !

I'm clear, you're clear.
Everyone clear.

Paddles charged.

Three Two One Zzzzap!

Impossible.
Look at the flag.

Uh oh.

The thread was in a puddle of its own piss, I might have just murdered it.

I'm still obscured, you don't speak for me.

one of my closest friends is an aussie who actively doesnt swear


so eat it

I was using a defibrillator on the thread, Squiddy.

YOU BRING ME TO LIFE

aw

just a s-song, baka

For some reason I thought you said "Everyone's clear", not "Everyone clear".

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Get out baddog

They must be a fake aussie then.

fake aussies killed the thread again

probably not going to do that till work no

Oh
Damn
I assumed it was test posting user again, not actually you.

oh shit, i didn't know I forgot my trip.

Dont you just hate australians?

i am indifferent about aussie's, my friend has an australian cousin and he had a cool accent

i want all snot drained from my body using an industrial vaccum

SUCC

Of course Lili would want the industrial succ.

i just want my snot and sickness to be gone...

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everyone getting sick in the fall

when liliana cannot find her keys

just like a real girl

actually i have an arab friend and he loses his keys daily

Is Liliana a girl now?

Whats up good lookin?

aaaaaaaaaaaa i never. lose my keys.... although i may live super messy.. i always always always put them on my amp on my desk. aLWAYS. but they are not there. :(

not a gi r l !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i found my keys. on my bookshelf....

I was SO worried there.

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garsh

someone post the cutest poster's we've had here we can draw new blood by convincing everyone how cute we all are

my mom made me chicken noodle soup !! yummy.

i already made my tierlist yesterday ding dong

#1

this would require IRL pics of people not words

so then youre just saying a thread full of pictures of me ?


im flattered....

good try

How disgusting.

I'm getting better at overwatch

overwatch gamer professional revy signing on !

Man, I used to love Reinhardt, but he is a fucking chad.

I'm not pro I'm less garbage

I play Pharah
Got a triple boop on lijang night market

Naisu, Pharah is pretty godly. Moira, y/n?

Well you don't even need to bother with this since I win- Now shut up.

I'm not on ptr so I haven't tried her out

Enough cute lists. We need to compile a dossier of poster's who've engaged in sexual harassment and clean house.

ooo how about both.

post the cute list after the house has been cleaned.

You don't need to bother with this because I win.

I have a lot of respect and admiration for Sabrina "Honey" as a poster. I’m beyond horrified to hear this story. I honestly do not remember the encounter, it would have been over 30 minutes ago. But if I did behave as she describes, I owe her the sincerest apology for what would have been deeply inappropriate posting behavior, and I am sorry for the feelings she describes having carried with her all these seconds.

“This story has encourage me to address other things about my life. I know that there are stories out there about me and that have been fueled by the fact that I have been so protective of my privacy. As those closest to me know, in my life I have had relationships with both men and women. I have loved and had romantic encounters with men throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a gay man. I want to deal with this honestly and openly and that starts with examining my own behavior.

- Scootalooo

Come to think of it, soliciting nominations for cuteness might lure and out potential predators. Hmmm.


Anonymous is the second name on the list. Aardvark is first, per tradition.


It takes a big man for you to dance around the subject and throw a fabulous smoke bomb. Kudos to you, sir, and non-apology accepted.

What kind of slack jawed feelings faggotry is this shit?

nu

Do what you must, I've already won.

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