Thread wars: i'm hungry edition

thread wars: i'm hungry edition

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wow i love this new thread i appreciate it existing

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Actual official Scootalooo mase bread

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you know if i just keep posting my own thread in my thread

brand new thread

You are making me angry.

keep doing it please

Nani

wait hang on lemme post again see if this works

I've only really looked at my supermarket which is kind of bigger and higher traffic than most, but I think it's in most of them. It's kind of all game meat though, so it's a bit expensive but not that much more than beef.

This looks like some quality, authentic shitposting right here.

upvote

Can you enjoy this dick sobner?

Oh fuck I guess not

Do you fucking know who youre talking to?

You're pretty cute for a fag

Can't figure out this array modifier in Blender.

dont swear please. i would appreciate it

You're gay though

I dunno, some faggot of legendary status.

I follow the rules. Tjere will be no 2nd hijack. You’ve slighted me. My jimmies are at critical rustling.

I imagine beef is USA import heavy? I just don’t really know of Australia having a cattle industry... does it? I know that there is a famed sheep industry so inbetblamb is muck cheap

Wow pls no bully

Can I send you PMs of me swearing?

tbh if there are rules i didnt know

can i be linked to these rules please
this isnt a facetious question it sounds like it but i am asking actually bc i dont see any...

Nigga we're all farmland. We export a fuckload lot of beef, even. Lamb is also at least common because it's 'australian', but I dunno how cheap it really is comparatively.

He's referring to his own etherial meme rules

Lili just cyber scoots to make him feel better

i dont like this

I can't believe soto wants to pass around the new guy's green bean

Forcing me out of my warm bed to take up my trip.

HARUMPH

I figured that'd be the case, its just odd how I, probably most brits, have never really been made aware of Aus' beef industry. I guess its less of a meme because of our own dairy industry. Seems more amusing if the focus is on sheep. Lamb is FUCKING expensive here.

That's probably all of Doots cybers tbh

Hey! When I cyber Blood chan, it is out of love

/thread

pack it up

I'll pack you up

Rand Paul stands his ground on his private property because the individual must never be subordinated to the collectivist herd mentality of the neighborhood! Cairca 2017ad(+5 af)

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

I'd cum inside lili's butt tbh

I wouldnt do that, because I am a supreme gentleman and think Lilly's lady feelings wouldnt appreciate that.

The brits have like, some cows, right? One or two, here and there?

I think lambs cheaper than beef here? I dunno, I never buy lamb because it's fucking shit.

lili if youre gonna shorten my name
and im a boy

I can't believe scoots won't even cum instead ol' Lil-o. Fukken rude, ay?

Why would anyone want Lili?

stop bully

Literally two cows for the whole country my dude.... Fukken ay lmao my man

Boy? Girl? What is the difference?

I'm on day 21 so far of nofap but I recently figured out how to shut down my libido so lets see how this technique pans out.

NO NUT NOVEMBER

Uh, good to know?

Is Scoots one of those cows?

aw shit woops I messed up already

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-nut

IT NO NUT NOVEMBER

yes everyone continue to talk about me

i am the center of attention.

(no talk about nut though this is not good)

because im the best !

too much to be honest

its okay !! bully is okay.

its no (nut) everyday for me !

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Why do thread jackings seem to almost always involve scoot

Maybe I can be your nut, mom and dad will never have to know.

As the master of the thread hijack... I am always at the epicenter of them.

(((heh,,, we actually tricked them.... all according to plan.....)))

THEY'LL NEVER FIND OUT THE RUSE

Plan means keikaku.

Perhaps Lilly would make a good apprentice. They've alot of potential.

SAIYAKU

liliiana* rides solo.

lone wolf.

SORRY BUD

Your mouth says No
but your eyes say "crippling depression"

soto*

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Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

oh is that it ... :/ dang

thought i was the opposite !!

your eyes say no but your mouth says "crippling depression"

Just remember the old saying; "Misery Loves Scootalooo".

Sage advice.

back to anonymous phone posting. breakfast must be made and attained.

im gonna. go to sleep. someone left a door open... and now theres mosquitos. im getting bit up !!!!!!!

grrrrr.

time to hide under the covers. and try not to die. ive got so many bites.

goodnight my lil green beans !!!!!!!!!!

Don’t die in the night

i will try not to !!!!!!!!!!!
thanks.

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youtube.com/watch?v=0bQFYwuObr8

yesss a whole can of soda

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Insulin drops when water caffeine fasting for 24 hours so I need potassium salt and calories on a shrunken stomach. One can has enough sugar to get enough calories in.

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I cant believe squiddy is thinking of cummies

Please, nobody would be unable to believe that.

squid cum has sperm in it thats sharp and latches onto things because of the nature of reproduction in the water

there was a story i was watching on discovery of some lady eating squid and accidentally biting a semen pouch and she said it felt like getting punched in the throat

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"'I've probably had hundreds of spermatophores ejaculate on my fingers and never felt a sting.'"

Not like this

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i wonder if i can kill scoot with more squid sex facts

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What're YOU lookin' at?

I mean I'd more go for the tentacle throwing dick thing but sure.

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some squids actually have a functional "penis", the tentacle arm is found in those that do not have it

(((This ain't a scene)))

I can't believe Scoots can't believe Squid's thinking of cummies.

Habeeb it

I can't believe everyone won't stop bringing up that I have cummies on the mind.

I can't believe this shitty meme has taken over the thread.

Mostly just you, really.

i can't believe it's not butter

Memories of cummies.

What, Not Butter!

Essence of Cummy.

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Dear God

i laughed while reading this entire post out loud to myself

laughed hard

Sexy Battleship.

I was going to post this but then all of a sudden I realized that it wasn't far from the subject at hand. Then I had some mental imagery that I had to block.

squid is getting a hole box of nothing

The squid penis screen*

Censored

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theguardian.com/technology/2017/nov/07/facebook-revenge-porn-nude-photos
pls gib us your noods, goy

And sell us ads based on the properties of our privates? Yeah rite

good job facebook

wow good morning my friends.

im gargling salt water. apparently. its supposed to help with a sore throat but im not.... feeling any different.

warm salt water, not cold

gooooooooooooooooosh dangit

im not doing it again until later. that was terrible. the taste reminded of when.... i was younger at the beach and got hit by a wave and kept getting pulled underwater and couldnt breathe !!! ill try warm water later. i did all 8 oz cold. x.x

(((Goldberg)))
:^)

yea thats gross, i almsot drowned as a kid in a pool but lots of adults were around

warm water helps the salt dissolve better

what stinks more than my throat is that.

my head hurts. but its not like. just there. everytime i take a step it hurts more.

its that stinky pain

i dont like school

dont go then u ding dong

Anyone making this decision for the social media network they work with should be shot
Too bad there are an awful lot of casuals who are going to fall for this ;-;

My bets are they will develop AI to recognise images that have been modified
The sad bastards have their ways

sounds like when i used to get migraines

This but unironically.

Gargle Goggle

that's a little more complex than what looking at it very basically might entail and would come too close to truly violating privacy if you ask me

maybe its up to a percentage of the entire image and not just like a sturdy inflexible key but even then there would have to be unique ways around this

i think this is another retarded idea that will soon be forgotten

dont go then u ding dong

dont go then u ding dong

Facebook already holds too much power so I wouldn't be surprised if they're tempted to go that route

I question as to what they will actually do to stop offenders and punish them

pls gib me your noods, I'll make sure nobody else can get them, and if they do, won't be able to share them with others. Just trust me

k

welcome back

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facebook is like a hungry internet predator

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Hi am tadaima

I'll only go to school if someone drives me.

Nice try Hu

The most power hungry one?

gimme

hi tadaima i got home half an hour ago

It'll cost you 25 keys if you want me to show you mine

Oh, I never left

brb food

brb rabadabadooo

:c

Hello boys and not boys

just boys

Define boy

not girl

I like the new poster.

h-haha no new posters here

or boys

Define girl

Im new

I'm poo

no u

and you are no

what?

Yes Im no u u no

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i need coffee for this shit

quality posting.

ty

In other words, no.

youtube.com/watch?v=wUaAXLv5n44

Are we counting "girls" as girls or boys?

Depends of your interpretation of girl and boy

I'm a girl btw

What's your definition?

Same, lmao teehee
Let's make yuri, lol.

What ? No.
That's gay.

FRICK!!!!!!
YOU!!!!!!!!!
YURI!!!!!!!!
IS!!!!!!!!!
P U R E
U R E
R E
E

Not with you it isn't.

It's however they portray themselves, I more interested in personality than gender if you ask me
I tend to never believe anyone on the Internet about their gender

im the same except for that last bit

hmph.... gimee....

Understandable. I just have trust issues personally.

N
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Im a boi teehee lol desu

I can sell them to the highest bidder.

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Throw the green beans in the trash

:3

oh man im stuffed

what do you think?

unf

There is something girly about this post

As much as I trust you that is something I would give deep thought before committing

"that is something I would give deep thought before committing"

Ehm.

Really?

Do you really think you deserve that right now?

Excellent, right into my trap.

Soon as I post nudes to someone stuff may happen and I lose my way a little

Some day, just don't get your hopes too high yet

DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY

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I was waiting for that

wow

Did you not post something publicly already ?

Does it matter?
You're the judge.

Show some patience, slut

I may have shown my face but nothing lewd like that!

Same

Wait who are you.
I'm apparently retarded.

but for real though

why is directinput

It was more or less a response to "Soon as I post nudes to someone stuff may happen and I lose my way a little".
I think you're the slut here

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Unironically?

I take your opinion into consideration.

Moshy
Ask Archives, he may have a pic of me if you're interested

Damn you...

I'm saying maybe.

Why live?

Post a better OTP.

Oooooooooh.
I thought you were muu for a moment.

Echo you missed it, I got a new bote yesterday

Kyle pls go.

Oh no.
Is it the cutest bote ever?

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Do you feed her well?

Fair enough.
And who are you?

Amatsukaze isn't a dog ???

HI LILI!

azurlane.koumakan.jp/w/images/6/69/Shoukaku.png

Pretty cute

She's a pillow.

You don't feed pillows.

Then how do they grow extra thicc?

liliana REPORTING IN !!!! HELLO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

post irony

Henlo

Echo.
I imagine you probably don't know me.
Nice to meet you though.

She looks like one on that.
You two friends now?

Oh my, nice.
Almost makes me wanna play phone games
Almost.

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You inject them with more thiccness.

She has a twin

Man I hate that phrase. Oh hey look this shit's on wikipedia.

"Over the years, it has become an increasingly common form of rhetoric on imageboards such as 4chan, Holla Forums, Krautchan, Ylilauta, and Circleboard."

Less so than Yuudachi and Shigure.

Who two?

thats pretty funny

i feed my pillows. they have. to eat to grow up to be

big and fluffy !!!!! if you have pillows you have to feed them !

Man. Kind of wish someone would depose Test and Moogs from power. Kind of terrible authorities really.

Likewise. Have a nice evening?

Why does she have to be so adorbs?

do NOT put syringes up your daki!

Cause you're a furry and she's a wolf~

Long live the king.

SH! Don't you dare tempt me with those bandages

No injection pls

Shame azure lane isn't popular enough for uhm...all the potential art.

Yuudachi doesn't even.
It's forced.
Yuudachi a cute.
You and the new desu.

Oh yeah it's lovely.
Haven't slept at all since yesterday though, so feeling a little drowsy.
And can't for another 3 hours either.
How's yours?

whoopsie!

I can see it, honestly.
Though it's not as pronounced as some.

I dunno, I guess.
I started being amicable and got called a friend?

Well then, achievement unlocked, grats.

"syringes"

It's like the number 1 tag on pixiv recently.

Hmm.

Best thing about being a neet is that you're usually free to sleep any time and pace.
I think I may be going out of phase with my sleep lately too

It's quite alright, bit of a draft coming in. Digging through some old mixes for different kinds of music.
In the mood for sex if someone could make it here

;~;

You heard me correctly faget.

I may have had other places in mind.
Buuuut yeeeah, right, right. I guess I just didn't check very recently.

Hmm.

What is a king when compared to a GOD?!

*pets*

#Bless

It is Christmastime my friends

Been there, and while being able to sleep whenever is nice the whole thing overall just makes me feel like shit, usually and I end up looking for something to do even if I don't have to, to suppress it.
That's pretty straight forward.

youtu.be/FJBgzX2HMe8?t=1478

Is my dick a syringe?

Gross.

Also it hasn't been out that long.

NO

You STOP THAT

I read doujins for the plot.

Besides, there's porn on pixiv.

Reeeeeee

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want a hippopotamus for Chriistmas
Only a hippopotamus will do 🎵

good song

wish pls fix this for me

💥🔫

*meows*

What did you get for me?

Sex isn't so straightforward for me.
Still a virgin and lost hope after my last split.

At least you try to entertain yourself, that's something.

Not the syring i'm thinking, but if that floats your goat, sure!

youtube.com/watch?v=KrVC5dm5fFc

i WONDER WHAT TO BUY LOCO FOR CHRISTMAS, PROBABLY A NOTHING

Aw.
Well idk, tinder?

Gross.

Okay sure.

I don't own any goats...

Never tried it. Most of my local area is chavs and people who I'm not confident share the same interests

You're a goat!

thank u

a memcpy crashes how 2 fix

You're gross.

You might be surprised but being interested in sex is something a lot of people have in common. Unless you're into something gross like watersports or pet play.

Pet play isn't gross

Well I've got bad news for you.
But yeah I have specific fetishes I'd like to be fulfilled (optional, of course).

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Well that makes things a bit tricky.

I know, it's like I'm cursed. The best I can do is just hide it and act normal
Tough as it is I don't have much a choice tbh

docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-hardware/design/device-experiences/oem-highly-secure
And most laptops are selling with 4GB standard due to rising memory prices
gj MS

Wait, how bad could it possibly be...the two I mentioned aren't all that uncommon.

Are you a goat fucker?

Probably tbh

nullptr

kinda cute

but it memcpy's from a a non-zero thing to a freshly allocated thing

Well I can't tell you now that gore and hypermess is definitely a nono, I have SOME standards mind you.
I feel like I may be humiliated if I mention some of mine ;~;

I dunno, are you a goat girl?

actually it could crash later nvm i m probably wrong

*CAN

??????

Nazrin

I prefer cat girl

:O
>_<
A NAZI?!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Reeeeee~

Ikt what is a good laptop that I should keep my eyes on for black friday? Thinking of throwing €1000 or so.

it sounded like your memeing right after the drop
It's only fair that I do this right back at you :3

barf

i love mice and rats. i want pet rats. thats my first. goal when i get a new job !!!!

i really. really want rats. i want to hold them and play with them and have them chill on my shoulder or a shirt pocket when i am playing a game. or watching anime.

rats. i love rats.

Same size?

Oh, ur dumb.

I thought I was a boy but idk

Not Nazi.

ナズーリン
Na Zū Ri N

It's not that much really. This is with VAT and everything, 25% taxes yadda yadda.

Old laptop called quits, can't be bothered spending more on something that I won't be using more than my last 2 semesters.

liliana is like a mouse

Wait what

I don't judge, but I'm not prying either.

If Lili likes mice so much why isn't she posting treasure rat?

What

by that i mean theyre a RAT

bully >:(

goatboi then xD

Nice to know.
I'm fondly submissive these days, just hinting

Every day until you like it.

whats a treasure rat ?>>1902677

see

uh....most people aren't huge fans of rats
but if it makes you happy :x

The girl that is posting.

Not a bad start.

I'm sorry pls no h8

cute goatboi owo

Most people aren't fans of *wild rats.

If they're tame and in their cage most people usually won't mind them - it isn't like arachnophobia where I will legitimately not go to my friend's house because of her pet tarantula.

Like I was dom before then I went through a somewhat regressive period that made me bring on more submissive instincts.
Or maybe none at all, I'd rather be under someone's full control

R A T S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE RATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So it was Deer yesterday and today it's rats.
Oh joy.

Dunno what you want!

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ok no h8 :3

just make a new thread stinker

No. The agreed upon rules dictate that you use up already existing threads before making new ones.
Just post in it you cunt.

nope

only 1k?
must be weak

mine was 2k!!!!! muahaha
mine moar powerful~

Nazurin