thread wars: i'm hungry edition
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wow i love this new thread i appreciate it existing
Actual official Scootalooo mase bread
you know if i just keep posting my own thread in my thread
brand new thread
You are making me angry.
keep doing it please
wait hang on lemme post again see if this works
Lili are you fucking high rn?
i dont smoke !!!! or drink. so no. im not !
I don't think you need to be high to not want a scootthread.
I’m so mad right now.
This must be the final bettayal.
scoots !!!!!!!!!! :( dont be mad please. i really just dont like the header.
make the next thread. just pick a good header. and ill be sure to post a lot IN IT !!!
So what do you do for fun?
Nigga Im so drunk rn
I dunno who madfe thread first but I just wanna shit post
mmmm enjoy things
Lili doesnt like the header cause he's gay and it hurts his feelers
I've only really looked at my supermarket which is kind of bigger and higher traffic than most, but I think it's in most of them. It's kind of all game meat though, so it's a bit expensive but not that much more than beef.
This looks like some quality, authentic shitposting right here.
Can you enjoy this dick sobner?
Oh fuck I guess not
Do you fucking know who youre talking to?
You're pretty cute for a fag
Can't figure out this array modifier in Blender.
dont swear please. i would appreciate it
You're gay though
I dunno, some faggot of legendary status.
I follow the rules. Tjere will be no 2nd hijack. You’ve slighted me. My jimmies are at critical rustling.
I imagine beef is USA import heavy? I just don’t really know of Australia having a cattle industry... does it? I know that there is a famed sheep industry so inbetblamb is muck cheap
Wow pls no bully
Can I send you PMs of me swearing?
tbh if there are rules i didnt know
can i be linked to these rules please
this isnt a facetious question it sounds like it but i am asking actually bc i dont see any...
Nigga we're all farmland. We export a fuckload lot of beef, even. Lamb is also at least common because it's 'australian', but I dunno how cheap it really is comparatively.
He's referring to his own etherial meme rules
Lili just cyber scoots to make him feel better
i dont like this
I can't believe soto wants to pass around the new guy's green bean
Forcing me out of my warm bed to take up my trip.
I figured that'd be the case, its just odd how I, probably most brits, have never really been made aware of Aus' beef industry. I guess its less of a meme because of our own dairy industry. Seems more amusing if the focus is on sheep. Lamb is FUCKING expensive here.
That's probably all of Doots cybers tbh
Hey! When I cyber Blood chan, it is out of love
pack it up
I'll pack you up
Rand Paul stands his ground on his private property because the individual must never be subordinated to the collectivist herd mentality of the neighborhood! Cairca 2017ad(+5 af)
I'd cum inside lili's butt tbh
I wouldnt do that, because I am a supreme gentleman and think Lilly's lady feelings wouldnt appreciate that.
The brits have like, some cows, right? One or two, here and there?
I think lambs cheaper than beef here? I dunno, I never buy lamb because it's fucking shit.
lili if youre gonna shorten my name
and im a boy
I can't believe scoots won't even cum instead ol' Lil-o. Fukken rude, ay?
Why would anyone want Lili?
Literally two cows for the whole country my dude.... Fukken ay lmao my man
Boy? Girl? What is the difference?
I'm on day 21 so far of nofap but I recently figured out how to shut down my libido so lets see how this technique pans out.
NO NUT NOVEMBER
Uh, good to know?
Is Scoots one of those cows?
aw shit woops I messed up already
nut the squad are roasting you fucking merciless
IT NO NUT NOVEMBER
yes everyone continue to talk about me
i am the center of attention.
(no talk about nut though this is not good)
because im the best !
too much to be honest
its okay !! bully is okay.
its no (nut) everyday for me !
lili doesnt jack off
Why do thread jackings seem to almost always involve scoot
Maybe I can be your nut, mom and dad will never have to know.
As the master of the thread hijack... I am always at the epicenter of them.
(((heh,,, we actually tricked them.... all according to plan.....)))
THEY'LL NEVER FIND OUT THE RUSE
Plan means keikaku.
Perhaps Lilly would make a good apprentice. They've alot of potential.
liliiana* rides solo.
Your mouth says No
but your eyes say "crippling depression"
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
oh is that it ... :/ dang
thought i was the opposite !!
your eyes say no but your mouth says "crippling depression"
Just remember the old saying; "Misery Loves Scootalooo".
back to anonymous phone posting. breakfast must be made and attained.
im gonna. go to sleep. someone left a door open... and now theres mosquitos. im getting bit up !!!!!!!
time to hide under the covers. and try not to die. ive got so many bites.
goodnight my lil green beans !!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3
Don’t die in the night
i will try not to !!!!!!!!!!!
yesss a whole can of soda
Insulin drops when water caffeine fasting for 24 hours so I need potassium salt and calories on a shrunken stomach. One can has enough sugar to get enough calories in.
I cant believe squiddy is thinking of cummies
Please, nobody would be unable to believe that.
squid cum has sperm in it thats sharp and latches onto things because of the nature of reproduction in the water
there was a story i was watching on discovery of some lady eating squid and accidentally biting a semen pouch and she said it felt like getting punched in the throat
"'I've probably had hundreds of spermatophores ejaculate on my fingers and never felt a sting.'"
Not like this
i wonder if i can kill scoot with more squid sex facts
What're YOU lookin' at?
I mean I'd more go for the tentacle throwing dick thing but sure.
some squids actually have a functional "penis", the tentacle arm is found in those that do not have it
(((This ain't a scene)))
I can't believe Scoots can't believe Squid's thinking of cummies.
I can't believe everyone won't stop bringing up that I have cummies on the mind.
I can't believe this shitty meme has taken over the thread.
Mostly just you, really.
i can't believe it's not butter
Memories of cummies.
What, Not Butter!
Essence of Cummy.
i laughed while reading this entire post out loud to myself
I was going to post this but then all of a sudden I realized that it wasn't far from the subject at hand. Then I had some mental imagery that I had to block.
squid is getting a hole box of nothing
The squid penis screen*
pls gib us your noods, goy
And sell us ads based on the properties of our privates? Yeah rite
change a pixel
good job facebook
wow good morning my friends.
im gargling salt water. apparently. its supposed to help with a sore throat but im not.... feeling any different.
warm salt water, not cold
im not doing it again until later. that was terrible. the taste reminded of when.... i was younger at the beach and got hit by a wave and kept getting pulled underwater and couldnt breathe !!! ill try warm water later. i did all 8 oz cold. x.x
Carrie Goldberg, a New York-based lawyer who specializes in sexual privacy, said: We are delighted that Facebook is helping solve this problem – one faced not only by victims of actual revenge porn but also individuals with worries of imminently becoming victims.
yea thats gross, i almsot drowned as a kid in a pool but lots of adults were around
warm water helps the salt dissolve better
what stinks more than my throat is that.
my head hurts. but its not like. just there. everytime i take a step it hurts more.
its that stinky pain
i dont like school
dont go then u ding dong
Anyone making this decision for the social media network they work with should be shot
Too bad there are an awful lot of casuals who are going to fall for this ;-;
My bets are they will develop AI to recognise images that have been modified
The sad bastards have their ways
sounds like when i used to get migraines
This but unironically.
that's a little more complex than what looking at it very basically might entail and would come too close to truly violating privacy if you ask me
maybe its up to a percentage of the entire image and not just like a sturdy inflexible key but even then there would have to be unique ways around this
i think this is another retarded idea that will soon be forgotten
dont go then u ding dong
dont go then u ding dong
Facebook already holds too much power so I wouldn't be surprised if they're tempted to go that route
I question as to what they will actually do to stop offenders and punish them
pls gib me your noods, I'll make sure nobody else can get them, and if they do, won't be able to share them with others. Just trust me
facebook is like a hungry internet predator
Hi am tadaima
I'll only go to school if someone drives me.
Nice try Hu
The most power hungry one?
hi tadaima i got home half an hour ago
It'll cost you 25 keys if you want me to show you mine
Oh, I never left
Hello boys and not boys
I like the new poster.
h-haha no new posters here
and you are no
Yes Im no u u no
i need coffee for this shit
In other words, no.
Are we counting "girls" as girls or boys?
Depends of your interpretation of girl and boy
I'm a girl btw
What's your definition?
Same, lmao teehee
Let's make yuri, lol.
What ? No.
P U R E
U R E
Not with you it isn't.
It's however they portray themselves, I more interested in personality than gender if you ask me
I tend to never believe anyone on the Internet about their gender
im the same except for that last bit
Understandable. I just have trust issues personally.
Im a boi teehee lol desu
I can sell them to the highest bidder.
Throw the green beans in the trash
oh man im stuffed
what do you think?
There is something girly about this post
As much as I trust you that is something I would give deep thought before committing
"that is something I would give deep thought before committing"
Do you really think you deserve that right now?
Excellent, right into my trap.
Soon as I post nudes to someone stuff may happen and I lose my way a little
Some day, just don't get your hopes too high yet
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY
I was waiting for that
Did you not post something publicly already ?
Does it matter?
You're the judge.
Show some patience, slut
I may have shown my face but nothing lewd like that!
Wait who are you.
I'm apparently retarded.
but for real though
why is directinput
It was more or less a response to "Soon as I post nudes to someone stuff may happen and I lose my way a little".
I think you're the slut here
I take your opinion into consideration.
Ask Archives, he may have a pic of me if you're interested
I'm saying maybe.
ywn have a stuffed ikt daki
Post a better OTP.
I thought you were muu for a moment.
Echo you missed it, I got a new bote yesterday
Kyle pls go.
Is it the cutest bote ever?
Do you feed her well?
And who are you?
Amatsukaze isn't a dog ???
She's a pillow.
You don't feed pillows.
Then how do they grow extra thicc?
liliana REPORTING IN !!!! HELLO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I imagine you probably don't know me.
Nice to meet you though.
She looks like one on that.
You two friends now?
Oh my, nice.
Almost makes me wanna play phone games
You inject them with more thiccness.
She has a twin
Man I hate that phrase. Oh hey look this shit's on wikipedia.
"Over the years, it has become an increasingly common form of rhetoric on imageboards such as 4chan, Holla Forums, Krautchan, Ylilauta, and Circleboard."
Less so than Yuudachi and Shigure.
thats pretty funny
i feed my pillows. they have. to eat to grow up to be
big and fluffy !!!!! if you have pillows you have to feed them !
Man. Kind of wish someone would depose Test and Moogs from power. Kind of terrible authorities really.
Likewise. Have a nice evening?
Why does she have to be so adorbs?
do NOT put syringes up your daki!
Cause you're a furry and she's a wolf~
Long live the king.
SH! Don't you dare tempt me with those bandages
No injection pls
Shame azure lane isn't popular enough for uhm...all the potential art.
Yuudachi doesn't even.
Yuudachi a cute.
You and the new desu.
Oh yeah it's lovely.
Haven't slept at all since yesterday though, so feeling a little drowsy.
And can't for another 3 hours either.
I can see it, honestly.
Though it's not as pronounced as some.
I dunno, I guess.
I started being amicable and got called a friend?
Well then, achievement unlocked, grats.
It's like the number 1 tag on pixiv recently.
Best thing about being a neet is that you're usually free to sleep any time and pace.
I think I may be going out of phase with my sleep lately too
It's quite alright, bit of a draft coming in. Digging through some old mixes for different kinds of music.
In the mood for sex if someone could make it here
You heard me correctly faget.
I may have had other places in mind.
Buuuut yeeeah, right, right. I guess I just didn't check very recently.
What is a king when compared to a GOD?!
It is Christmastime my friends
Been there, and while being able to sleep whenever is nice the whole thing overall just makes me feel like shit, usually and I end up looking for something to do even if I don't have to, to suppress it.
That's pretty straight forward.
Is my dick a syringe?
looking for porn
Also it hasn't been out that long.
You STOP THAT
I read doujins for the plot.
Besides, there's porn on pixiv.
I want a hippopotamus for Chriistmas
Only a hippopotamus will do 🎵
wish pls fix this for me
What did you get for me?
Sex isn't so straightforward for me.
Still a virgin and lost hope after my last split.
At least you try to entertain yourself, that's something.
Not the syring i'm thinking, but if that floats your goat, sure!
i WONDER WHAT TO BUY LOCO FOR CHRISTMAS, PROBABLY A NOTHING
Well idk, tinder?
I don't own any goats...
Never tried it. Most of my local area is chavs and people who I'm not confident share the same interests
You're a goat!
a memcpy crashes how 2 fix
You might be surprised but being interested in sex is something a lot of people have in common. Unless you're into something gross like watersports or pet play.
Pet play isn't gross
Well I've got bad news for you.
But yeah I have specific fetishes I'd like to be fulfilled (optional, of course).
Well that makes things a bit tricky.
I know, it's like I'm cursed. The best I can do is just hide it and act normal
Tough as it is I don't have much a choice tbh
And most laptops are selling with 4GB standard due to rising memory prices
Wait, how bad could it possibly be...the two I mentioned aren't all that uncommon.
Are you a goat fucker?
but it memcpy's from a a non-zero thing to a freshly allocated thing
Well I can't tell you now that gore and hypermess is definitely a nono, I have SOME standards mind you.
I feel like I may be humiliated if I mention some of mine ;~;
I dunno, are you a goat girl?
actually it could crash later nvm i m probably wrong
he doesn't know her name
I prefer cat girl
Ikt what is a good laptop that I should keep my eyes on for black friday? Thinking of throwing €1000 or so.
it sounded like your memeing right after the drop
It's only fair that I do this right back at you :3
i love mice and rats. i want pet rats. thats my first. goal when i get a new job !!!!
i really. really want rats. i want to hold them and play with them and have them chill on my shoulder or a shirt pocket when i am playing a game. or watching anime.
rats. i love rats.
Oh, ur dumb.
I thought I was a boy but idk
Na Zū Ri N
It's not that much really. This is with VAT and everything, 25% taxes yadda yadda.
Old laptop called quits, can't be bothered spending more on something that I won't be using more than my last 2 semesters.
liliana is like a mouse
I don't judge, but I'm not prying either.
If Lili likes mice so much why isn't she posting treasure rat?
by that i mean theyre a RAT
goatboi then xD
Nice to know.
I'm fondly submissive these days, just hinting
Every day until you like it.
whats a treasure rat ?>>1902677
uh....most people aren't huge fans of rats
but if it makes you happy :x
The girl that is posting.
Not a bad start.
I'm sorry pls no h8
cute goatboi owo
Most people aren't fans of *wild rats.
If they're tame and in their cage most people usually won't mind them - it isn't like arachnophobia where I will legitimately not go to my friend's house because of her pet tarantula.
Like I was dom before then I went through a somewhat regressive period that made me bring on more submissive instincts.
Or maybe none at all, I'd rather be under someone's full control
R A T S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE RATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So it was Deer yesterday and today it's rats.
Dunno what you want!
ok no h8 :3
just make a new thread stinker
No. The agreed upon rules dictate that you use up already existing threads before making new ones.
Just post in it you cunt.
must be weak
mine was 2k!!!!! muahaha
mine moar powerful~