Is gardening an inherently bourgeois passtime ?

Is gardening an inherently bourgeois passtime ?

No. Shitposting is.

No. Growing your own food is threatening to the Bourg, who would prefer you just stick to landscaping.

No. Gardening was quite the pastime in the DDR. Most people lived in appartments but small plots just outside the city were very cheap and a good place to spend some time with the family.

Growing your own food and stuff is pretty cool. So is gardening; need to have a nice garden to relax in after a days work on the community bread factory

The only inherently bourgeois activity is exploiting the proletariat.

Gardening under capitalism definitely is. It's mostly done by baby boomers while inhaling herbicide fumes, making them even dumber and more reactionary than they were originally.

You won't fucking step foot on my shrubbery bitch

It is just. Growing. Some tomatoes.

Anti-porky as a passtime for sure

Ornamental gardening is burg as fuck because it's just wasted resources on pretty flowers for the most part.
An eatable garden is revolutionary as fuck tho.

Growing your own food is bourgeois now

yes, growing plants, the literal foundation of civilization, is bourgeoisie

It's a hobby for baby boomers to kill time while they make free money from their trust funds and real estate properties.

that doesnt make any sense

Yes, legally, only people born after 1940 and before 1960 are allowed to garden, it is a sinful hedonistic practice that goes against nature. When is enough enough, when man plays God?

Yeah, because the youth are all totally homeowners who don't have to go to work and have tons of free time to dick around in their garden.

How could I have missed it?

it takes like 10 dollars and 5 minutes a day to grow something on your balcony dipshit

not if it's permaculture

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It takes me 10 minutes to enema and push it out. Another 10 minutes or so of dildoing to get the water out while prepping, shaving etc.
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Farming/vegetable gardening is awesome. If you haven't ripped up all your lawn and put in plots for growing stuff then you're a wannabe bourgie shit.

Seize the means of food production.

Should plant stuff in public parks and other public spaces. There's a big influence difference between talking about something and acually showing it (via irl or memes).

Socialist ideal is suburbia with no grass, only food.

No. 90% population were peasants in the feudal times and grew their own food in fields and gardens.

If it’s just inedible plants then it pretty bourg.

If it’s food then it isn’t. Also growing your own food is pretty smart because when kulaks burn grain you won’t starve. If your good at grading enough you’ll have extra food to give to your community. It’s truly production for use and owning the FRUTS of your own labor.

Why are communists so lifeless?

But it is? Its not like food bearing plants look any worse or anything, just plant a bush with edible berries instead of poison ones.

NO, stay away from my fucking Tulips you fucking brute. Stay out, stay out of my garden faggot

Its the attitude of only being able to see things in terms of utility.


Russia's Youth and Its Culture: A Nation's Constructors and Constructed

Other than food, yeah kinda.

I live in Nevada and hate people with grass and flowers and shit. They waste water just for some 1950s Porky propaganda aesthetic. Not to mention that they typically hire people to do it for them, which in of itself show that they prefer the idea of this shit more than the reality of it.

It's usually the home owners association that forces you to do sit like that.
Source: I own a house that's in an HOA.

Flowers can be used to attract predators that control pests, you mung. You can keep your fucking tulips.

Yes.

They didn't permaculture. And they wasted produce by raising livestock. Without the unnecessary culture of carnism starvation wouldn't exist.

Permaculture actually incorporates both food and non food plants synergistically to increase yield of a land whilst reducing effort needed.

No. Read the fucking bread book

agriculture is the worst thing that happend to mankind

I hate when I see perfectly manicured lawns. It's such a waste, honestly. Some of my grass is left so my dogs have an area to run around and play in when they go outside, but the pointlessness of mowing and making your yard look nice ("muh property values!!!!!! only N I G G E R S don't have pride in their yard!!!!!!!!") is total bullshit.

I also think it's bullshit we have graveyards. All that wasted fucking space and cost of upkeep. For dead people.

What happens if you break HOA rules?

If you already live in a reasonably fertile area, and most of what goes into your garden is just personal labor, it's no different from any other hobby, even if it's purely decorative.

Although, I'll admit to feeling a certain reflexive disgust toward landscaping that blatantly incorporates a lot of non-native elements, like palm trees in California or white coral beaches in Hawaii.

If you put a lot of non-labor capital (especially water and fertilizer, especially especially if either are scarce in the area) into gardening, however, that's quite deplorable. If you use poisonous chemicals, fuel/energy, or underpaid hired labor, that's grounds for instant guillotine.


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Graveyards are for the living.
Not saying they are useful or should exist but that's how it is.

It's therapeutic, and flower seeds are generally not too expensive unless you're getting some weird exotic plant. So, no, proles can enjoy it too.

this. living off the grid is a GOOD thing.

Goldman Sachs doesn't care if you raise chickens or garden. That being said it certainly isn't bourgeois. It's a good, productive use of time that saves you money and also helps keep you sane under capitalism.

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No OP, it's the opposite. Gardening and helping others to do so is fostering dual power in the community. Kropotkin spends a good amount of time in the bread book detailing how food must be secured in the community for gardening to be successful.
I have my own garden. Unfortunately I don't have enough space at my apartment so I only grow basil in pots here, but I have a nice full garden at my parents place down the road. Yesterday harvested an armful of lettuce, a bunch of kale, green and wax beans, and a ton of raspberries that I made into jam yesterday. In my experience and I've done this for a number of years now, gardening teaches self sufficiency and allows one to foster disconnection from the capitalist system by which food is distributed in our world. You'll be sure as fuck if an area shows revolutionary potential the first thing porky does is cut off its food supply. So I can't speak less than the highest praise for community garden programs and the local farmers markets we have here

Wow I fucked that up. Should be secure food for the revolution to be successful. How silly

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