Pedagogy (How to Raise a Holla Forums Child)

Say that you have somehow found a mate, fucked up the whole anti-natalist thing (or never were anti-natalist), and you have subsequently spawned or adopted. Going on your own formative experience and other knowledge, how would you shape a literal anarkiddie into a grown-up Leftist, rather than Holla Forums, your Boomer dad, or you?

step one)
Be a homo

Step two)
Cannot physically have kids

Step 1: have a communist revolution and establish the dictatorship of the proletariat
Step 2: send your kid to school

or surrogated, but I think that's pretty selfish and bourg

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I don't do anything, because I was a child once, and understand you can't force your children into being something. I'd love my child for him/herself, not some idealist uber-commie wunderkind. You really think you'd be a gommie if your parents had made you read the manifesto instead of watch Scooby-Doo? If they grew up to be a dumbass, I'd just argue with the little shit. If they're anything like my autistic self, they won't be able to resist. Then I'll crush them with my Gommie experience. EZ PZ.

Make sure they have access to literature, go outside, and talk to them about shit without pushing anything onto them.

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I would try to teach them how to learn and think for themselves. And when they hit their edgy teenage phase, I'll hit back with literature.

Respect them as an individual
Spend lots of time in nature
Introduce them to people of all ages and backgrounds.
Read to them age appropriate material but also material above their level (the classics)
Do not let them touch the internet until they can easily read books of depth.
Take them to leftist events, your co-op, your local community.
Don't freak out if they want to be something different than you.
Love them, go to their events, spend time with them, listen and hug them.

That's why I was about to suggest that instilling critical and independent thought as a skill is the first thing to think about in this aspect of parenting, but I wanted a more open-ended start.

Get them to watch Soviet children cartoons. Worked for me.

But just lol, Holla Forums has more practical and immediate potential parents than Holla Forums

Is this surprising?

I've been trying to reply to this post for about a minute or two, and I don't understand what you're saying, lol.

I'm glad to hear that communism is still sexier.

I'm a commie and I grew up reading my dad's copies of Lenin and (trying and failing) to read his copy of Capital. Now granted he didn't "make me" read them, he just left them on the shelf and talked to me about worker's rights, unionism and told me stories about the Bolsheviks and when I was old enough and curious enough I picked them up myself.

paste a porno mag cover over a copy of Das Kapital

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That sounds good too. If the boy wants read Gommunist literature Id help him, but I wouldn't want him to sperg about it at school. That'd be my biggest fear. I mean, can you imagine your son coming home after being bullied for something he's ostensibly right about? I imagine I'd be pretty upset. Maybe it'd be for the best, but idk. I guess you could go full glorious commie dad, but that would probably alienate your son from yourself, or from his peers if he followed your footsteps. This is why I hate making plans far into the future, things are always simpler in the present.
But probably a lot more maddening

but seriously though, i wouldn't talk about it really unless (s)he asked. If I just force it upon them without letting them grow old enough to develop critical skills first, they'll just grow up to be a propaganda machine that spouts rhetoric without understanding it. We don't need more of those.

There's nothing at all contradictory about an anti-natalist adopting kids. In fact the logic that leads to anti-natalism also leads to adopting kids to rescue them from lives with more suffering. Minor point.

Teach them to use the internet and do research. I'm extremely confident that the natural tendency of humans is to get along within a social group (because that's what is evolutionarily advantageous). Liberal ideology casts the whole human species as the tribe, even if it contradicts this left and right. As long as I keep the kid away from reactionaries or point them to people who debunk reactionaries, the material and ideological circumstances are already there for them to grow up leftist. Basically my job is just to be a good parent - take care of the kid, challenge them, and nurture their sense of independence. Sound boring? Well it's not my fault history is a product of material forces. Be glad you live in a time when it's time for revolution again.

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Unless he's an actual autist, there's probably not much to worry about on this unless you explicitly instruct him to spread the good news the way some evangelical parents do with their children. Most kids have more of an intuitive understanding of social dynamics with other kids (and indeed adults) than most adults give them credit for. And let's face it, he's gonna get bullied for SOMETHING and in the final analysis, it won't much matter what it is, either to him or his bully.

Im not worried if he gets bullied, he'll be a champ, it'll be fine. Id just feel bad if it was directly my fault. I think this thread was bait anyways, and I probably shouldn't have bumped it at all.
This thread is getting a bit shit as well

She's a psychotherapist; he's anti-psychiatry. If he's consistent with what he actually advocates he would like them make up their own mind. And I'm pretty sure you made up the third point entirely.

Stefan is an sophist egomaniac, but he can be right about certain things. Peaceful parenting is one of them; his shitty childhood and relationship with his parents was good for at least one thing.

Why the fuck would you willfully send your child to an institution designed to instill obedience and get them used to being under a hierarchy that will continually force them to do shit they don't want to do, so as to create good future citizens/workers? That's not even to mention the fact that schools are an objectively bad way to teach children and ultimately waste their time while driving out the curiosity and willingness to learn that naturally exists in children. Even if you believe they'll likely have to be a prole like everyone else, at least they can be a class conscious prole that didn't waste their childhood and teenage years. It doesn't take 12 years of studying to get a high school equivalency, and universities don't care how will you did in school or even if you ever went, just if you're knowledgeable.

There's nothing wrong with obedience and hierarchies. You just need to teach them how to identify legitimate hierarchy that's all. Structure is good for a growing mind.

I think he's said part of the peaceful parenting thing is to disinvite your kids from family stuff if they behave poorly, e.g. family dinner. So while it's inaccurate I don't think point 3 is entirely pulled out of his ass.

Choosing to not spend time with them to teach them that acting like a dick makes people not want to spend time with them isn't the same as starving them as punishment.

Yes, as long as they choose to join and obey an hierarchy and are free to leave anytime they want, or else it would be actual slavery.

Read them lots of fiction, I'm talking, a quality bedtime book before bed every night this is possible which would ideally be every night. Above all other things do all you can to get them to engage with education, if it doesn't click, try every available means you can. Generally kids aren't stupid, but different types of ability and learning is real. Also never let them go to school on an empty stomach, even if this means whoring your anus.

Teach them to be frugal, this means, as they become a teenager, providing them with their own money to budget which is enough so they can be social and explore their interests and education, giving them no more than this, and expecting a certain standard of behaviour in return, and removing these muh privileges when this is not met. I would expect my kid to be working part time 20-30 hours a week once they leave school, although if they enter higher education i would be understanding that they may not want to work around finals time etc, but would pay for everything throughout high school and would help them to pay rent and university fees etc.

This standard of behaviour however should be lose but not irresponsible, and should not instil an atmosphere where the child feels they need to hide things from you. Put the foot down only when you absolutely need to, otherwise let them generally learn from their own mistakes.

For instance, if they come home drunk at 15 and throw up all over the house, call them a lightweight and make them clean it up. Leave it at that.

But they get caught maybe bullying kids at school I honestly believe they should perhaps maybe get a little slap, show them really what its like.

Probably some other shit also, that would be my basics. Provide for them so they can have a decent life as a child and teen but don't spoil them, don't let them run around being a cunt but also don't stifle them in the key stage

I am going to brainwash it with traditionalist magic; yoga, meditation, alchemy, qaballah and the hermetic sciences

he will then slowly become an occult NAZBOL GOD just like me.

I'll speak to my children about class when they are 16, anything before that is redundant and their understanding of socialism wouldn't be based on logical conclusions but emotions and authority, except on a very basic level. In the meantime I'll teach them how to not get fucked by the system.