What would the internet be like if the eastern bloc was still around ?

what would the internet be like if the eastern bloc was still around ?

would you browse eastern bloc imageboards ?

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I hope it would be the timeline where they went for automation and cybernetics and the internets are used to spread communist ideals to the west.

Sure, it would still be censored, but I think people would be able to communicate more and better and they wouldn't be all like "we want jeans and mcDonalds".

and corporate whores wouldn't exploit the internet and have it slowly be turned into just another mindless toy for idiots

Imagine the USSR having a Twitter account posting memes from Holla Forums.

Fuck, I wanna live in this timeline.

That would be an interesting timeline, since if I'm not mistaken they collapsed right around the dawn of the really early internet

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I imagine it'd be a lot like China's or North Korea's internet. So… not really much in the way of good memes.

Would the USSR have a Twitter Account? I personally doubt it. Since you know. No country has a Twitter Account. Their figureheads do

the east german version would look even tackier
I'd use it

it hurts

that's where you're wrong kiddo

I stand mistaken. Anyone know if Greenland or Denmark have one? I want to ask that Greenland Inuit what his thoughts are on the Twitter Account

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They almost did it.

Implying that any public utility that grew out of it wouldn't be censored to fuck and back is a bit hopeful though.

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this is the worst timeline

It would be awesome for piracy, image having a Comecon VPN.

We would debunk actual soviet tankies all day

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I'd go on it.

There would be a lot fewer buy-a-bride ads and spam, for once.

implying you could get access to imageboards in the eastern bloc
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A man sits infront of a 1990s Amiga 4000 as a poorly animated, and laggy series of eastern bloc flags go across the screen, each accompanied by thier respective anthems. The year is 2014, and for this man the things that are common place for us in the free western world, are nonexistent for him. He's government doesn't allow luxuries like Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, or even Amazon, he can't even research the history of his nation on Wikipedia, just a homepage run by the state the endures him "everything is fine under communism". This is daily 21st century life in the eastern bloc.

You know, at some point Soviets just plain didn't really care about communism. Not hate, just don't give a shit about it. By the time it was nearing the split, most people wanted to keep things as they were, but not enough to actually do anything more than street protests. And the majority of the former CPSU members disbanded to centrist demogogues or rightists of all stripes. If we got to chat with them, they'd probably be bored out of their skulls when we asked them about the system and Soviet life.

What do you mean? There IS such a thing as .su.

people seized government buildings and stayed there until yeltsin ordered tanks to fire on the fucking building

user, I'm afraid you're mixing up the 1991 flopped coup with the 1993 constitutional crisis.

i wish some coding nerd would create a DDR website

My enemas are pretty simple. I am a FFer so I want and need a deep, total cleanout. I want my ass clean for 12 hours if need be.
use a fleet enema bottle. Just my preference. I use the larger size, there is a very small fleet enema that can be used but it requires several more bottles shot up my ass. The larger size 5oz is quicker. I shoot 4 of those up my ass. I then get down on all 4's. I then drop down on my shoulders while keeping my ass high in the air and let that water run deep in my colon. Trust me, this will take practice as you will have the major urge to release it.
For the sake of keeping your bathroom floor clean, STAY NEAR YOUR TOILET! You will have a major urge to release but it will subside if you can hold it. I then stand up and shoot 4 more(another 20oz) of water up me and yes it gets really hard to hold it in but I once again get down on my shoulders, ass up and let that water run deep in my colon.
By that point I am SO FUCKING ready to release. It feels so good to plop down on the toilet and let that eruption go from my ass. I feel like it cleanses my soul!
I gently push all the water out. BUT IN NO WAY AM I FULLY CLEANED OUT YET. The worst has yet to come out and needs to be lured out. That nasty shitty water that if not cleaned out will likely come out while later getting fucked.
Inserting a dildo makes quick work of luring out all of that shitty nastiness. As deep as you can take the dildo will lure out the water faster. Any good bottom at that point should be inserting a dildo, just for hole prep for fucking. It is a good way to open up your hole anyway, to get it ready for a good hard cock pounding.
But it also serves the purpose of luring out that final shitty water. IMO I can't get that dirty water out unless I insert a dildo for a few minutes. While I insert the dildo, I hold it in and brush my teeth, shave etc and get ready for the shower. I leave the dildo in for at least 10 minutes while brushing teeth etc. I pull it out and out comes the remaining dirty water. One more quick fleet bottle to rinse and into the shower I go.
It takes me 10 minutes to enema and push it out. Another 10 minutes or so of dildoing to get the water out while prepping, shaving etc.
I can be fully enemad, showered and out the door in under an hour and be 100% confident of my hole being clean for up to 12 hours after the enema.

Well, you have Chyna.

surely you mean nyaa.

lurkmore is like the russosphere version of encyclopedia dramatica, they got some really crazy memes, dark Gogol-ian magical realism for the cybernetic age

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Huh, I could swear this thread had been killed by Holla Forums's niggotry.

Have a bump.