Lenin rises from his grave in russia

what happens ?

forgot to take off my shitposting flag

Putin dies within the next 3 hours

Smashies have a seizure and cause so much havoc that Putin is not only able to kill Lenin but ban leftism in general for the next 100 years

New civil war in Russia. Lenin vs Putin. Anarchists everywhere refuse to take sides because "uh, both would have states" and claim neutrality despite dedicating most of their time to criticizing Lenin and virtually never mentioning Putin.

Don't leave out the part where middle class college kids go to liberal protests just so they can wait for the moment where cops start abusing their power against the protesters to have an excuse to break shit without any coordination or goal and throw bricks at cops while the bourgies all laugh in their 10000 ft towers

Really, Putin would kill him again, Putin is a counter-revolutionary bastard

Stalin should of shot him in the crib

serves him right
lenin betrayed the anarchists

He literally never had them on his side in the first place you stupid bastard.

Furthermore

Fuck you

Putin calls him communist and everyone jumps and gets rid of him

You realize that Marxism-Leninism is more popular than it's ever been in Russia and Eastern Europe generally right?

That was mostly 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧trotsky🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 fam, lenin was actually open to the idea of cooperating with anarkiddies.

you realize Putin despises M-L (because he's a kleptocrat federalist strongman and not a gangster bureacrat) and the people love him and will do as he wishes because he represents what they believe to be their sincere and honest best interests right?

That's just how the anarkiddie brain works

The apocalypse happens next because we got fucking zombies.

He kills himself after seeing the modern Communist movement

They are literally liberals. They feel entitled to a monopoly on the revolution and if they don't get it it's because someone was just jealous or something. Fucking stupid children all of them

People like Putin because they perceive him as being anti-American imperialism and willing to use the State to curb the abuses of the private sector that fuck them over (whether this is true or not isn't the point, the people obviously believe it)

They like this because it reminds them of when the USSR was an M-L state, which they empirically love, as shown by various stats and polls.

I'm sure some of them are just stupid right wing cunts but various studies have shown that the majority of Russians and Eastern Europeans prefer life pre-1990s.

It seems anarchists even manage to ruin the fictional return of the messiah.

the communist party sides with putin

he will vanish , or a mindless zombie

Immediately dies again after witnessing the world as we know it in the current year.

nope

Have you ever talked with russia anarchists or are you just a pathetic sectarian? And judging by the left here in germany its the non anarchists who still think that putin is somehow leftist, while the anarchists are far more clear eyed.

Lenin gets umbrella'd by the Russian state within a few hours and put back in the mausoleum.

How many of the people who post this screengrab here do you guys reckon can even name the title of the book it's from?

Bolshevism was invented by jewish bankers to overthrow comrade Putin!

Putin drops a tactical nuke on red square.

He realises Stalin fucked up the country.
He won't be able to do much communism with today's Russian population, because Stalin murdered the good commies and left the spineless bootlickers alive whose descendants share about the same values.

Anyone who reads this post or can do a search. It's Bookchin's The Third Revolution.

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is there a way to get his books reprinted? there is a demand for it, why no supply?
capitalism doesn't even do what it's supposed to be good at

Really, the best thing we can hope for is that somebody just scans and uploads them to places like the anarchist library. This would require somebody shell out hundreds of dollars to obtain them of course, with all the volumes of The Third Revolution coming out to around 400 american dollars

Civil War breaks out but Leftcoms refuse to take a side and claim that both are wings of capital and post Gilles Dauve articles everywhere. When Lenin orders to double production in a weapon factory they quote that as an example that the law of value still operates.

Anarchists wait until the war reaches its big turning point, and one day before the decisive battle they decide that this is perfect time to create their own commune in a region detrimental for the war effort.

Bookchinites support a ethno-nationalist US proxy fighting against Lenin because they have established a community council somewhere and have cute female fighters.

Meanwhile maotists stay butthurt and shitpost online

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Good job not being able to read yourself, stupid nigger.

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Meanwhile Maotists are executed because all they are interested about is selling Mao's little shitty book, screaming 'check your white privi.lege first-worldist scum!' and killing sparrows.

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good

Nothing, the man wasn't a Nazbol god who could conjure socialism out of his ass. He was in the right place at the right time to assume an important role in an event driven by broader historical forces which don't exist today.

You forgot the part where the Leninists revoke the autonomy of the Soviets and dismantle proletarian democracy thus defeating the entire purpose of the revolution.