I'm a Greenlandic Inuit and a Communist living a remote isolated village in Greenland that doesn't appear on any maps

I'm a Greenlandic Inuit and a Communist living a remote isolated village in Greenland that doesn't appear on any maps.
I'm currently using the Tor browser and internet is crap
Ask me anything Holla Forums

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Have you ever hunted a seal, and then returned its bladder to the ocean?

ate seal. Never hunted

I need to get a few more hours of sleep. I just woke up in a cold sweat so I decided to prepare an AMA before I get back to sleep. See you tomorrow leftypol!

is it true that you greenlanders mate with the mermaids when you turn 18?

no. You're thinking of the Icelanders

Really? I'm moving to Iceland then.

well the Mermaids in real life are the ones with the bottoms being human and tops fish. They're extremely dumb due to it. We kinda hunted the other Mermaids to extinction here

Are you serious? How did you become a communist?

good riddance, you second hand jizz pancake.

just perfect
silent like a fish

meh ordinary women are extremely dump too

Boyfriend taught me theory. I consider myself a Council Communist while he an Anarchist. He introduced me with Bookchin

what?

Anyway few more hours of sleep so continue to ask away

How familiar are you with Pannekoek and Paul Mattick?

gay? or just another woman emulating whatever her male authority figure believes in

gay

a gay inuit that lives in a small isolated tribal enviroment?
tbh you probably could get communism to work
but dont let anyone move into your village tbh
avoid all liberal westerners or religious foreigners
they'll subvert and destroy whatever you try to build tbh

Pannekoek i had to google. He was a textbook note in history so I never knew who he was and Mattick I haven't even heard of. The only Council Communist I know of is Rosa Luxembourg and the gang

Well not exactly gay inuit. More of a bisexual inuit so I get an extra level of being a special snowflake I guess. Relationships with women flopped for me and I never really was interested in guys till I found my ex then I finally fell for my boo after I broke up with my ex. Sorry English isn't a first and works do tend to skip sometimes

wew
maybe your village could find some place for an old queer fluid QTPGT Attack Helicopter like myself?

also it should be known that it was very hard for me to convert since Danish have their own Cold War mentality and more than likely any communist that had existed in Greenland before the cold war got snuffed out before they could publicly speak

pfffft
we're all bi lad tbh you either know it or you're still repressed in some way tbh


this place needs ID's tbh you want this special guy here

Okay actually heading to sleep this time. Goodnight/morning Holla Forums and I will continue in a few hours at min if I don't have to do work first

I'm the only gay Eskimo, I'm the only one I know…

Do you build snowmen?

Will you fight the capitalists from snowbunkers?

ls alcoholism as bjg if a problem as the stereotypes suggest? Literaly the only stereotype we icelanders have of you greenlanders besides igloos is alcoholism and drug abuse. Its actually sort of sad when you think about it.
Also, how are the local politics in Greenland? What are the main political parties and how are they? Is there an acctive left?

not true sorry. We mate with elves here, not mermaids, you are thinking of norway

How many dicks have you sucked

at once?

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What do you do for a living? And do you get shit for being bisexual?

What are the biggest political topics, locally and greenland wide?

You've never hunted? The fuck are you doing there?

probably a product of americanisation

Dane here:
What? Why have I never heard of this?

I tried whale meat one time and it was nasty, how often do you guys eat game meat like that?

How comfy is Greenland? I've had relatives who lived in the Northwest Territories so I'd imagine it would be pretty similar. They said it was extremely chill (no pun intended), lots of snowmobiling, hunting, camping etc and apart from the high cost of food was generally great.

What's your take on Greenland's extremely night suicide rate? Have you or anybody you know attempted/committed suicide and what do you think is the main factor contributing to the problem?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4lQvHoGB_As

Are the girls there cute?

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I remember one Inuit from reddit having an argument with an environmentalist. It was a huge thread and I found his comments reasonable, so I clicked on the user history to get all his comments on the topic, but it was full of gay things instead. So there may be a third gay Inuit in the world, unless that was you or your bf.

In what sense are you a communist? Does it just make sense to you intuitively? Are you a book-worm? Are you openly talking about being a communist? Are you suggesting to others to organize everything in a more collective way?

How's the internet in Greenland?

It's slow as fuck and when it rains I have no internet.

We're isolated, it can be 24 hours of darkness or 24 hours of sun, the food is shit, and just religion offers a chance to make your life better by ending it. Oh and alcoholism in some places doesn't help at all. But my village is too poor to afford it since it's expensive to have luxuries shipped from helicopter here

Never used a Reddit account and boyfriend is Burger (he's sweet though)

I could be wrong but parents whenever I utter the mention of Socialism feel a bit…odd. Since we aren't American-tards that think the Nordic Model is Socialist. I've only been to 3 villages and every person I've talked with (usually the old as that's part of my job) have a fear of actual socialism thankfully non of them can keep up to date with Venezuela because…oh boy

Honestly it depends

I don't hunt. Every body fishes here or imports food.

Greenland is very weird. Some parts Life is hell other parts it's lovely. I'm somewhere in the middle.

It's kinda pointless. I don't live in an Igloo but some people do in the real remote parts of Greenland. Usually just to hunt. Never heard of someone making permanent resident in a bunker

Any other questions?

How's the weather?

Well then

Why do you still live in greenland? Can the land be developed there? Do you live in one of those funny danish-style villages with wooden houses?

What do you do for a living?

Due to my build I carry supplies to some more isolated villages that aren't close to the village. It's a part time job and gives decent pay

Also I just live here because I have a hard time saving up money

Right now or in general?

Yes

What do you think of this?
youtube.com/watch?v=2KCxfk_fF6w

Its funny that city liberals cant believe that its real.

Greenland or Communists in Greenland?

Video is too much on net

Well if you want currently it's partially cloudy but overall clear day

Any more? I'll do this for another few hours and if it's revived I might do I again

About how many people live in your town?
Have you always lived there?
Do people often move to different towns in Greenland?

Any proof that you are actually from Greenland?
What do most people in your town do for a job?
Is internet shitty in all of greenland?
Were there any actual socialists in the history of Greenland?
Is there a drug problem like that Icelandic person said in their stereotype?
What's the stereotype of Icelandic and Danish people?

You say that you were introduced to socialism by your boyfriend, and that Denmark had their own anti-socialist policies during the Cold War; so I assume that there isn't a lot of socialists in Greenland. But other than your boyfriend, have you met other socialists?

Additionally, what is it about socialism that you find appealing?

Any more? I'll do this for another few hours and if it's revived I might do I again

Dunno man, greenland life seems weird as fuck to me, but I live in a completely urbanized country.

What do you do for fun? What are your hobbies? Why don't you hunt?

What is the politics of Greenland like? Are there any okay/good political parties?

To answer in order. I think we only have under 200
Yes, lived in the village for just about my whole life
And it depends if you're rich enough or if you get a government job in Nuuk

I can give pictures from out my window during the midnight sun if you want proof.
Fishing is a pretty big industry. Mainly for food though with the occasional hunters.
No the internet isn't shitty for everyone but I live in the worst district for internet which has the pay the most for the same amount of net since it's harder to get it to us. Nuuk has best bet on the island.
I don't know if we ever had any Socialists in Greenland outside of SUCCdems
Alcoholism is a big problem but we're too isolated for alcoholism to be rampant but we have at least one technical alcoholic who's rich enough to waste money on booze monthly. drug problem on the other hand have heard of but never seen.
And we just see Iceland as Evles in our village and Danish people we just see as smug pricks since whenever there's any discussion about Greenland on the internet those Danish nationalists ALWAYS come in. Even so much as one as promoting genocide against us so that Whites can hold the majority here

Outside of Holla Forums and the internet. No :^(

You need to kill yourself asap my man.

Independence when?

Why are you a communist?

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do you want independence from Denmark?

How accepting are you guys of new comers? Was thinking of teaching in the bush to pay off student loans. If I liked the lifestyle how opening to staying are these communities, or would you be glad to get rid of a white dude once my contract runs out?

Can I move to greenland and survive while doing communism

The whale meat I've eaten just tasted like a mild beef.

Why not go to Svalbard instead? Apparently you don't need any documents to stay, as long as you can sustain yourself lawfully.

Hopefully soon

Yes absolutely

To answer your question it really depends. The government might want to kick you out and my village has no white residents so it honestly it hard to tell. If your contract runs out but you keep working (since we CANNOT afford to maintain welfare since it racks up our Danish debt) you'll be all good.

Probably. I suck when it comes to speaking skills so if there's a theorist like Bakunin's assistant in Catalonia I think we'd eventually get a support for Communism going along in Greenland. Just no Tankies please since we have too small a population and have massive anti-authoritarianism ideaset so trying to convince people that Stalin was a good guy will never fly here

Another thing since i'm online?

post pics of your village

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That's right out my window

Woman with a masculine penis and identifies as a man? I guess

When will we get rid of the Kadlunait and establish Inuit communism?

What do you dislike about the Danish being in control of Greenland?

Well they refuse to give us good trade deals so we're eternally fucked in the ass in debt that they can want back at any minute

Does anybody else in your village know that you are a communist?

If so, what do they think about it?

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You can't do communism with just one person.

No because the only Communism people know is Marxist-Leninist autism

Have you Googled Bookchin?

Thoughts on the Danes? Not the government, the Danish people. What are their tourists like?

How many people live in your village? Is it one of these places where everybody knows everyone? Is there a lot of community spirit through that or do people stick to themselves? How are you getting access to consumer goods?

Well, that's not very green at all.

Did you know that the name Greenland originally was a ruse made by Erik the Red who claimed that he discovered a green, fertile because he didn't want to admit to have only found rocks and ice?

Why haven't you embraced gay Nazism?

This has made me realized Greenland is hardly populated and a great place in the future to establish a communist colony

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Why does the person in a remote village in Greenland speak better English than you

What is your opinion of the "national dish" of Iceland, hunting the longest-lived vertebrate in the world (something that can't even remotely be a sustainable practice) to make this repulsive crap that nobody actually enjoys eating but pretends to because muh tradition? The Greenland shark can live 392 ± 120 years and likely doesn't even reach sexual maturity until 150 years.

Eh you can eat if it's not going extinct any time soon

Just don't put it to waste please

What?

Hurray! :D

Go fuck yourself

I've hardly met Danish tourists but mentioned before most Danes online are fucking dickheads if you mention Greenland get more autonomy or if its independence…oh boy

Yes very fine fellow

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Please answer me

Since this thread hasn't ticked over the 20 mark. Anyone want to ask more questions?

How do you feel about your country getting BLEACHED by Danes?

Oh didn't notice. The answer is we have under 100
The exact number has left my mind because I haven't counted recently.
And no we aren't inbreds since we always have a population cycle everyone few generation so we don't all become related

Excuse me?
You mean colonized?
Since the bleaching I can think of is "becoming white" and We're still a majority here

Also an update;
I've just discovered the Getchan YouTube channel since I made this thread. I'm sad Greenland most likely will never make it onto the map since I have a horrible voice

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What's your favorite song?

I have a fondness for Mother anarchy

Are you a virgin?

how you gonna secure such a huge landmass

The Mercator projection is not an equal-area projection.

Sage'd because we're off topic.

What about Nunavut and the Canadian Inuit peoples? Do they speak the same language as you? How similar are all the far north Asian/Americans in general? Are you forced to learn English+Danish+Your native language?

Yes, actually

The Canadians I'm not too sure of having the same language. I'd make a guess for no judging by how there's other native languages on the land.
Also yes, we are forced to Learn Danish and English, I actually excelled when it came to learning those languages. But your native language being taught is up to the parents instead of the school system once they start teaching (mainly because our language is pretty hard to learn and most often the teachers are Danish)

wow that makes me feel small now

How long are Greenlandic words?

Are there any Socialist theory or text translated into Greenlandic or Danish?

Thoughts on this Party? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-Green_Alliance_(Denmark)

Does Greenlandic face any language extinction issues?

Is it true that agriculture happens in Southern Greenland?

What part of Greenland do you live in?

What’s the political situation in Greenland?

How is global warming affecting you? How do you feel about half the planet moving to Greenland over the next century?

I just counted because i was mistaken. 260 people live here. Don't know how I messed that up

I think it's remoteness is actually ideal, it's remoteness is its security.

They are pretty long by American and English Standards. I'd say the language that's more close to us might be the Germanic languages.

When it comes to translation nothing is translated to Greenlandic but there is Danish books

The party doesn't appear on the ballot box but they seem pretty cool, I live in

We've got 3 native languages here and if I'm not mistaken one might go extinct soon

Yes that's pretty true since it's all snow where i live

Western Greenland. We actually almost got hit by the Tsunami recently

Well we're like Northern Ireland. Only parties based in Greenland show up

no one except my friend knows I'm bi

I think I'll tell you guys the name of my village. It's called Tasiusaq. You will most likely not find it on maps at all

Yeah we continue to notice it, everyone is honestly really concerned. The ice melts faster and the water freezes slower. And when you have people like Ben Garrison going full retard it makes me so fucking angry

English is a Germanic language.I think you mean standard of the German language.

my mistake.

Do most native people speak danish in their daily lives or one of the native languages?

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Hey bud, allow me to apologize on behalf of the Danes. We really did some fucked up shit to you guys and your country. And continue to do so today.
It's frankly disgusting how the colonial relationship between Denmark and Greenland isn't talked about at all.

English barely counts as a Germanic language. It's 75% latin/ French derived.

The farther away you are from the ports the more likely they'll speak the native language

Upernavik is the closest to where I live if you guys can't find us on Google maps

Wikipedia say Tasiusaq is in eastern Greenland

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasiilaq

Also is Greenlandic spoken in Nuuk?

It's literally on google maps, mate.

google.nl/maps/place/Tasiusaq,[email protected]/* */,-46.0030279,8.13z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x4eaae44388c25a95:0xd33b3b5663b93b7b!8m2!3d60.1940459!4d-44.817412

Or maybe it's this one.

google.nl/maps/search/Tasiusaq,[email protected]/* */,-56.6006078,9z/data=!3m1!4b1

Swedecuck reporting in AMA

Second one seems more accurate. Amerifat checking in and couldn't find the other Tasiusaq

amerifat asking: Why do you and the Danes hate each other?

Did you make that flag?

I personally doubt it

No

Dane here: Because those traitorous assholes split from our glorious union and ruined our empire

and reviving thread

I'm sorry if this was asked before, but how do you envision a class struggle even happening in those places? Like, what do you do politics-wise from there?

I can't talk for shit but if others who are good at converting, go ahead

What are your thoughts on the recent Holla Forums bullshit for taking down /ourboy/

Are you a trap?

are you a faggot or just trying to cause shit?

Greenland Communist here.
Ask me shit

Thought of joining the YPG or some other internationalist group? Your society seems like it is too isolated for revolution at the moment - are you one for taking action or for changing minds?