Heterosexual white Christian male thread only.
Heterosexual white Christian male thread only
I'm 6 foot and 180 pounds
it means ph my god
get with the times old man
Acidic my god?
dude weed lmao
Like I'm so high right now.
Three whole marijuanas.
Did I mention hwo hihg I am right now?
Dude, weed lamo.
Fucking weed wizards man
hehe I didn't know you were into weade tsuchi nyakn :3
I'm soaking mad weed 560
You may be twice my size but sound like a cute girl and moan just like one too
whats up takky?
I've been looking for a 3 foot 90 pound boi for a while
I cut off my head so I could get a new perspective on life
Dullahan is secretely a turn on of mine
WHAT A COINCIDENCE
I'll zzZuck ya dick
You haven't heard me moan
What kind of tunes are you listening to tonight?
Maybe you fell asleep in a Discord call like Test and now everyone knows.
Anyone have a 3d printer?
If anyone here did, it would only be used to print dicks.
No that didn't happen
I think only one person from the threads has heard me moan
Gotta go rags
have anice niht
ooh, okay. You're probably right lol
I think I found which one I'm getting anyway, just wanted to see if anyone knew anything about them.
nini autism chan
Soto, bully me pls
I forgive you.
It's going to be okay.
Holy shit. Almost in my thing to get Gold 4. I'm making it up the ranks.
The big leagues
I've won almost every game I go solo.
My duo friend its 50/50.
I'll bully you in private or on skype :3
What game is this ?
do you have discord, Soto-kun~?
*Oui la la.
I ain't got time for Franch.
Yeah, it's thatsotoguy
lol my bad
Thanks Subtle bby
Subtle was really quick to gknow Soto's username.
rly makes u thin
The k was already there.
I typed "give out" first then changed it to "know".
Regardless, we know you two were cybering.
I would e-date Subtle ngl
lol I won a duo game without a partner, had to 1v2 for the win
But would he e-date you or just keep being a side hoe like he is now?
Side hoe probably
He's always sending dick pics to Emma
There's no way I can compete with a real canadian girl with a weird looking chin
What happened to your partner
Mettabots was better.
tf is a battlebot
I just never got one for the last 2 games, I have bad luck lol
Other game I got 4th.
i wanna play
can your PC run pubg? you need around 80 frames or higher or there's a decent amount of input lag
omg three games in a row no partner wtf
how unlucky can I get
i dunno yet
Get in game with duo and I instantly start loosing.
What are these toxic retards?
well what are your specs
#1 rule of duos with randoms is always expect it to be a 1v2 since they're gonna be useless
i play overwatch at medium high decently
you have a serious problem with not answering questions directly tbh
We did fine.
Our Kat immediately flamed and started intentionally feeding at 3 min after 1 death.
intel pentium 4 @ 3.6GHz
1gb ddr ram
250gb 10k rpm hdd
how u get dat mcuh hurts i only have 2.8
I'll Pentium your Vietnamese intel bby
why is she naked
Don't you sleep naked?
nope i like clothes on my skin it helps wiht autism
Sleeping naked or at least without a shirt is comfy af
sleeping naked is the way to go. and it makes spooning so much better
i dont like being exposed unless im in a secure environment like a bathroom or a loli's pussy
feku post hair
im not a pedophile its just my autism i swear!
i cut it a month ago
good thing im not a girl
my family kept bothering me about it and i really didnt want to deal with society so i just cut it one day on my own
lmao enjoy your garbage ass haircut
No wonder you never get laid
i have a penis
i choose not to interact with 3d
atleast i dont rely date raping my victims for my sex
Lol fucking rekt
Widowmaker has a lewd white spot on her inner thigh when ulting
rip credit card
hiding it in her ult only view
i don't think many else could've found this
Crude and lewd
That's only for Ban
Just cause he likes that kinda stuff
Holy shit you're retarded.
Are you 12?
Stop being a bully tsuchi
what white spot i dont get it
He makes it impossible to not make fun of him when he's look up a videogame character's skirt and then complaining the developers are perverse when, again, he's looking up a goddamn videogame character's skirt.
its right there
it disappears when u don't ult
i dont see any spots
Time for school! Bye!
you'd have to be in game to see it ;~;
He seems like he'd run around trying to look up women's skirts then claim they were perverse for having the indecency to wear vaguely sensual underwear when he's the goddamn creeper looking up people's skirts.
no he's talking about a white spot on her thigh that none of us can see, and apparently you have to be in game to see it (aka couldn't get a screenshot)
Says the fucking nerd
the first one
why are you posting misleading context
If it was in game then it would show in a screenshot.
I think he's just being autistic and trying to explain why he's capping upskirt shots instead of just saying "yeah, I'm jerking off to Widow right now" like a goddamn normal person.
why did you trick me i wanted to see it
its right there in the screenshot ;~;
He's the definition of autism.
He's like 30 and still acts like "b-but daddy told me touching my peepee makes my palms hairy :(" and whatever other drivel to rationalize it.
her legs look normal youre tricking me
circle it for me im blind
it's too naughty
i won't do it
people are getting angry :(
lets just pretend it doesnt exist and stay pure :)
Does he live in any reality?
who r u
a good boye
Japanese culture is notoriously awkward about sex. Mainstream ideas back then are odd to us now.
Maybe you're just a pervert.
whats worrying you?
sounds like you're just trying to justify some unsettled sexual cognitive dissonance
unranked Duo FPP has to be the most fun I've ever had in a game
carrying some random to a victory is so satisfying, I love how excited they get :3
He lives in fucking Canada. What the fuck does Japan have anything to do with him?
Piss off kanra
But WHO are you ?
The underage gay Chinese dude.
whats a mystery
Is he even still underage ?
Are you still underage ?
How long has it been ?
Um, variety of human experience.
you know thos can can dancers?
just another expression of human sexuality
maybe try to be open to new things, Tsuchi.
18 years? idk now what?
youre pretty mysterious too
What does Japan have to do with literally anything I said regarding Luka or are you just going to non-sequitur onto topics in lieu of contributing anything meaningful to any discourse, as per usual?
non sequitur ur mom
this conversation went from confusing to downright ridiculous
I couldn't really think of generic tranny insult here to somehow come across as being facetious so:
lmao u hav a dick ur a dude
I'm not insane. You're saying saving and jerking off to porn of Widow is more normal than capping in-game upskirt shots.
We know that developers have to add every detail of a character, and we know that some lewd shots are intentional, like Dead or Alive, or Street Fighter, or Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball. not uncoincidentally, made in Japan.
is funne cuz I just dont know anymore :'D
i gotta have mystery!
Blizzard is an American game developer.
Again, Japan or its culture are entirely irrelevant and just quoting wikipedia tidbits as "facts" where they're not useful completely retarded.
you think i can find hot chicks there?
hows your water situation?
lamo git recked kid
ones that have dicks
my water results are inconclusive
theyre shipping the sample to another city to get analyzed
the waters been chlorinated
it's risky right now
but ill try some
You're talking about attitudes towards sex in video games. Like Widow rule 34.
Scantily clad, flexible female characters, performing suggestive animation, is more common in Japan, but Widow being a very sexual character, Blizzard/America too.
takes all the wind out of it explaining it this way.
i think ill wait til 2d vr porn
how bad can the bacteria be? can you take showers?
what have you been drinking up until now?
Literally none of that is related to Japan and why Luka is capping upskirt shots.
You're just spewing non-sequitur in lieu of anything actually relevant.
the bacteria was poo related from farms or sewers
it would make people vomit and put bacteria in your intestines
you can do anything non-food related with it.
i haven't been drinking anything.
It's like going on a rant about Hinduism when asked why Jews don't eat certain parts of a cow: you just spew something unrelated in hopes people think you know anything.
"He seems like he'd run around trying to look up women's skirts then claim they were perverse for having the indecency to wear vaguely sensual underwear when he's the goddamn creeper looking up people's skirts."
"If it was in game then it would show in a screenshot.
I think he's just being autistic and trying to explain why he's capping upskirt shots instead of just saying 'yeah, I'm jerking off to Widow right now' like a goddamn normal person."
and since you seem super insecure, expressed by calling others weird, it's related because I gave you VERY related cases where it wouldn't be considered weird.
do you get why I said what I said now? was it so unrelated?
Literally none of this has to do with Japanese customs whatsoever.
cultural attitudes towards sexuality
can can dancers
widowmaker being a ballerina
the way she moves
her Christmas animation
how people draw her online
the Japan part is because Japan isn't shy about these things. their video games. their cartoons. their advertisements. their tropes. their idol groups. there is this respectable shyness they have. this is what I think of when I think of Luka.
imfinna nut to sum in game up skirt shots
everything I've said is related to what you've said
you accused me of a non-sequitir here
I'm saying it isn't.
all of you have said weirder shit than this.
Nothing about that has anything to do with Japan.
Again, you can keep saying trivia answers but that doesn't make you informed, it means you watched Jeopardy once.
Oh, you're here. I'll leave sorry.
You are doing this for no reason other than you are bored and seeking a reaction. No one minds that you are here.
EVERYTHING ULTIMATELY HAS TO DO WITH EVERYTHING ELSE
you called things weird
weird is subjective to culture
I gave you examples of cultures where particular attitudes towards sex, the exact kind you were criticizing Luka for, exists in Japan.
and I have watched Jeapordy way more than once.
eww people are showering in poo water
Literally none of this has to do with Canada or general western norms but hey, talk about Japan all you want.
Keep trying to pretend to be retarded, I guess.
hopefully its cured soon
do you really need evidence?
I'm pretty awful right now.
how do you define culture?
how do you define a norm?
how do nations or countries or people learn cultures or norms?
do they change? why do they change? think about the last couple centuries of sex in Western civilization.
Kind of want to male impregnate Canary-chan
Kinda want to male birth Scoot's semen baby?
I've explained it 3 times now.
at least admit you see how it can be related back to what you said.
or refute how I relate it back to what you said.
stop making me explain this. I hate doing this.
*kicks a ball in scootaloo's face*
IF YOU HATE IT
WHY DO YOU DO IT E EVERY TIME YOU'RE HERE
Hu will be here soon.
because I'm terrified of being misunderstood.
so I repeat myself as many times as people don't get it, or try to misrepresent me.
I assume they're not doing it just to fuck with me.
He's a fag anyway.
oh hi squiddy
eenope. He's a faggot too.
how did I end up posting 19 times again
fuck you people
fuck you gil.
happy belated scoots .
wtf.......... don't bully my friends................
who do you ....think you are.........
Squiddy is australian anyway and my little flag is american.
Now it's australian.
Oh hai spec chan
Close but not quite.
I blame my VPN.
That's all the gay fags that I know though
But you still haven't posted anything relevant.
stealer of avatars
Your expectations are way too high
then my secret identity is safe
WE'VE GOT A FOREIGNER
CLOSE THE WALL
I don't think he minds
i mind, how do i differentiate??
dars if thats' your
you got me fucked up
name, ID, flag, silly
Wish bard wasn't a salty cunt
thats too much effort. besides eu flags are all the same to me
He's honestly baffling;y moronic.
It's not difficult though. One is a white cross on a red background, the other is Aquafresh
Not all disabilities are Visible
I was thinking it was night time
but you're probably just waking up huh?
expectations too high
I apologize for making fun of those with fetal alcohol syndrome.
nah, just an yet another introductory course and no group yet, so I'm done for today already
i mix up ur flag and england all the time
Don't blame you there, they're close. Just reverse the colours
why dont all of you just use union jacks?
Cause we aren't English. We wuz vikangs and shiet
tfw hu is a viking
He's a literal gay Dane. There's no way that that's a viking.
arent danish supposed to be dogs or something?
eenope. still a viking
smell like them anyway
but a great dane is a literal dog
holy shit I'm slow. This is almost embarrassing
darn how would i make it embarrassing then?
by not realizing danish isn't a dog, but a pastry
TIL hu is a pastry.
do you have crumbs in your keyboard
Neru is Norwegian.
He was Norwegian.
You have a point.
Oh fuck it's Darwin
How ya been you old ass nigga?
big pastry 4 u
in 6 hours ia have to go to the dentit and i'm feeling very NERVOUS
Why? Does it in any way hurt, do you brush frequently?
been scheduled to come back in for a while
Last time I went in and got a filling and root canal done on the top p right side and thi time I think it is going to be either bottom right or top left side
I brush about daily but when i was younger i didnt so much and got some cavities and now sometimes have toof pain
still i have to go in at my bed time and then it's going to hurt for a week or so after :~:
Your bed time is 11am.
11pm, I get up at 4am for work.
do you like the morning shift?
thats a name i havent heard in years
Taking care of your teeth is important, man.
Can't just get new ones without paying a fuckton for it.
Cut down on sweets too~
brb smoke and a pancake
Be ar be traveling home from work
II do have a weakness....for sweets.....
have you tried weed infused panckaes with weed infused butter
The only edibles I've ever tried were chocolates
I've also tried some medicinal puppy chow that was good
what about yourself?
you ate dog food?
im a pure boye and ive nver drugged in my life
if you dont like sweets you have a sour heart
you wanna get lmao weede w/ me?
ding ding ding
one time i inhaled second hand marijuanas but nothing happened
Traffic isn't too bad in the morning or when I get off at 330.
Told I should be off at 130 today.
d-did you shotgun it? o ///o
Early outs are the greatest
where are you working nowadays grids?
no it was juststupid stoners on a beach
STOP BULLYING ME
ever drink alcohol?
I didn't bully!!
yeh it was nice
me atm enjoyin the sweet taste of victory of my defeated opponents
what did you drinku?
A place called detroit thermal systems, we build Ford air con units.
stuffs that made me fuzzy
that sounds like a pretty solid job what do you think of it and also how is the pay?
Please stop fatshaming me.........This body is beautiful and I don't care what YOU!!!!!!!! or any other patriarchial unit has to ssay..........
lol he says that in hopes you will stop but dont give him what he wants and keep calling him fat
skinni boi nipps tho
No more sweets now
okay, bend over
11.50 an hour and 18.50 anything over 40hours
I could be making 60-80grand a year if I work within my skill set elsewhere, just waiting for the right place, I should also be putting my resume out there more.
Sounds pretty solid for the time being t b H
although definately not the best....
Do you enjoy it there? and what are you interested in pursuing if you had your own way?
my brother went to the hospital last night because he was having troubles breathing but he got diagnosed as having anxieety and they sent him home with some xanex
bitch :dog: okay im gonna lay it out for all you tops :eggplant::eggplant::eggplant: BOTTOMING IS NOT BOURGEOISE. :top::top:to be a bottom you have to WORK.:thumbsup::ok_hand::ok_hand: you got to buy :dollar::dollar::dollar:your fuckinng enema:electric_plug: or if you are poor you fucking water bottle it and hope for the best. :poop:You have to CLEAN YOUR ENTIRE ASSHOLE.:poop::poop::poop: this is a DANGEROUS ACT.:no_good::grimacing: you have to stretch t all out so U DONT TEAR:hushed: AND BLEED:scream::scream: AND FUCKJNG DIE MID FUCK.:hospital::love_hotel: it is emotional and physical labour.:point_down::clap: whereas TOPS can just fuckig waltz in there shove their dick:corn::eggplant::mushroom::cherries::eggplant: in bada bing bada boom :volcano::volcano: they are done but WHO is left with the sore asshole ??? :peach::point_down::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:not the fucking top!:thumbsup::bust_in_silhouette: bottoming is an act of the working class. :cherries::eggplant::eggplant:because we are WORKING. topping:clap: is :clap:inherently:clap: bourgeoise:clap: because:clap: everything :clap:is :clap:handed:clap: to:clap: you:clap: on :clap:a :clap:silver:clap: platter:clap:. check your fucking :eggplant:top :eggplant:privilege. :innocent::smiling_imp::innocent:
I'm gonna go kms
That blows though..
take me with you
wtt blowjob for vodka,
Hello you two.
hai hai vapey
glad you joined us
You were not one of the two.
It's an okay job, recently hours have been short.
I want to go into firearms development, engineering, cnc prototyping eventually manufacturing running my own company.
that sounds like the fucking life
Lol grids you wanna be tony stark
too late now~
Well, I guess I do.
What you wanna do with life?
oh fuck man i WASN'T prepared to answer this
I wanna get a roomate
and live in a small house that would preferably have an extra room that I could put mats on the floor to train in
I wanna work 5 or 6 days a week at my fast food job
If I can live like I live now forever I would be happy
without the fleas of course
I'd like to spend my time practicing playing instruments and learning music theory with training jiu jitsu and maybe get Gracie certified as a blue belt so I can say I have the same belt as my dad
maybe do some competition stuff, win or lose
i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.
When are you going to find time to do all that if you're working 6 days a week?
hmm welll that's what I work normally so no extra work load
I get off work between 9 and 10 pm so get home and showered up and settled in by 11 p.m
Then I can practice guitar for anywhere between 1 to 3 hours
sometimes I slack sometimes I don't
but I have the whole night free til my latest bedtime around 10 p.m
on saturdays my buddies get together to practice live rolling
If my roomate is also into training we would probably train drills at night for about an hour or two or so 2 to 3 days a week
My roomate priobbly wouldnt be fully nocturnal like me but the buddy I'm tossing it up with stays up til like 3 or 4 a.m so it works out fine
Even if I had less time I could spend my whole life at it really
It took me like 3 years to get decent at guitar
6 years in and I'm still constantly improving
as long as sticking with something even if you could only do it once a week you;ll get better i think
gotta go to work
just wanted to say hi
morniing autism chan
How many hours a week do you work?
I wish I had a passion for playing instruments, it would at least give me something to do.
Bye, see you around.
only pulll between 25 and 30 usually
Oh okay, it's just a bunch of quick shifts.
That would leave you plenty of time.
Three years seems like a long time to get good at guitar.
yeah It took me quite a while to buckle down and start leaning the actual theory
I started off playing bass self taught just from playuing along to youtube videos and stuff for 2 or 3 years before switching to a guitar
Developed my Relative Pitch and got what I call musical common sense to learn basic theory principles without learning the actual principles just cause it sounds good if that makes sense
Switched over to guitar..
At first I didn't even know any chords I'd just play what sounded good like I did on bass but it was way harder on guitar
Eventually I found out that some chord shapes found good and then even later I found out the names to those chords
Finally buckled down and learned all the major and minor chord shape in the Open position and s and got down to learning the CAGED method to move them around
I got someone who wanted to learn gguitar from me so I had to buckle down more and learn how to form triads and form Alterred chords like augmented or diminished or suspended 2s and 4s
As of late I've been caught up in A Minor Fingerstyling bullshit because I kinda miss my Classical guitar
since I played It I've been in a flamenco feel
what about you do you have a hobby ?
I mean I t's understandable not to have an instrument cause expensive..
but your surrounded by them aren't you?
you just don't wanna play?
You've seen my instruments, I have plenty. I keep three in my room, but they're mostly untouched now.
All that technical stuff I'm not too good at. I mostly played because of a mix of my parents wanting me to, and an annoying amount of innate talent for it.
I don't have any hobbies, I don't even watch anime anymore really. I just sit around and do nothing with my spare time.
please make a new thread....
Do you have any friends in real life?
Spending time with friends socializing is one of the best time wasters
I've been tripping out for the past few months about about getting older and time ticking away and so I've been really inspired to hit the guitar and also get down on rolling
I want to one day master a skill
I haven't had real life friends for a couple of years now.
I don't leave my room if I can avoid it. I work then come home and sit in my room. I cook for my family sometimes, but that is about it.
is it slowing your browser down?
use erio's one
And here I thought you wanted to be a heated sleeping bag.
It is however a simple life, but what when the roommate moves on, or the many other variables life can throw at you?
wow how do you get your social fix?
Are you alright?
I get in a really bad place if I can't socialize irl
And then I spend as much time as I can here.........
no not yet I think it's more the shit internet
But the cap is coming ssoon......
Isn't that what this place is for?
well yeah but you're only ever here for like2 or 3 hours lol
I'm here longer, I just don't say anything.
i wanna draw again someday...
You should do it, if you enjoy it
You do it
you really get off to that?
tbh I need to be
or at least a side character............
did you just say
I don't get off to it, I just scroll down until someone I feel I can talk to appears. You or squish or erio or nezi maybe.
be a good boy now~
are ....are you shy?
Do my vapor-wave comments really bother you that much?
go to the new thread located here
i want to enjoy it
i want to start
but i'm looking for inspiration, a spark, to be my first step.
i need a direction. i just don't know what is forward yet.