♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Coffee and Jazz Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Coffee and Jazz Edition
whos that ?
Spec made me this folder
I haven't seen the show
I smelled fresh thread so I came running.
ill pm you
I tried. Only resulted in "shut down", followed by tears. So I'll grind my teeth and just say nothing unless asked.
And yep, it's a pain, and why I don't really like visiting too much
Size distributions and other physical characteristics of chondrules using large datasets
Is it porn ?
what made you want to do a paper on that?
What does it smell like?
dont tell me yours
lol no. I'm a man, not a woman.
Was mothers. Would prefer to keep my mouth shut than make her cry
I am no ban!!!
desperation and loneliness.
Because he's in a graduate program for geology and actually accomplishing something in a scientific field instead of just pretending to do so on the internet.
outta left field
you're left handed.
men cry hu
I know I bawled like a baby when I lost my pets
yo but the crying is a catharsis
I'm going to bed friends.
also tell me goodnight
I need (you)s to sleep
you're a man?
eww what's that thing?
the "really nigga" face.
Why the fuck would you be sad he's a man, an incredibly gay one at that?
ill miss you
what vidya do you play, Tsuchi?
Because the stupid sack of shit liked him as a poster and thus imagined him as a girl in his eyes.
Plus I don't think hu ever talked about their gender here
Those are the opposite of good smells!
Don't think I've cried in quite a while. Shed a few tears when we had to euthanize our 16-year-old cat, but I felt more regret than anything. Poor bastard couldn't even jump up into the couch from the floor and always threw up. Really should have been euthanized earlier than he was. Poor animal
It can be, but doing it is difficult
I never said they smelled good.
It is okay, time for cawwwfeeee
just gotta let it go man.
emt a shit
I'm a girl now
That's actually quite difficult
Should bring air fresheners, then!
Grim is a bully.
Projected 5D checkers with myself.
It's just weird as hell to be sad that a dude you talk to on an imageboard isn't a girl.
hugs help with that stuff
when was the last time you hugged someone
like legit squeezed
I didn't see you respond.
No amount could help this dreadful place.
how's your night
Uh.... A legit hug with squeezing in it?
I don't know. Can't remember
cato you ignored me :(
does everything have to be a fight with you?
BUt you're here, so it is better
I got invited into a discord server and am struggling to keep up!
Nothing about this is a fight.
I am giving flippant responses.
what made your night shit man
happy friday my dude
aiite first thing if we meet is gonna be a brohug of the century
I thought I could go to bed at 10, but I woke up 2.5 hours later. Now I'm here.
about your paper. geology? sounds interesting.
why that topic?
why that method?
went to bed too early or what??
Cato don't do it.
He doesn't deserve it.
how does that work?
I like space and I wanna make a difference for humanity. Understanding what asteroids are made of is an important step toward our future as a space-faring civilization.
B-but I suck at hugging. My sister tries hugging me all the time, but I can never accomplish more than putting my arms around her
simply convert your feelings for the person into a controlled physical form
does understanding asteroids really do that?
He just said the same thing to me that you said to kisshot, no?
By giving non-serious answers to irrelevant questions.
I might just need more practice
Considering I woke up around 2pm yeah I did.
I just really wnated to sleep.
you do seem a very non-serious irrelevant kind of person.
*noms on food*
lol epic meal time is outdated
b-but...... you said you weren't? u_u
Yeah, asteroids are gonna be super useful once we get off planet.
For one thing, they have a bunch of water and at this point, water = rocket fuel
What am I missing here?
sorry. couldn't hold it back.
Same to you, I might go make some waffles now. Wew
Sex and Gender are two different things
cawfee and waffles!
cop a woman
would be easy with your looks
aww shittt you had to fight it till the sleep schedule reset
where doe epicmealtime come into this
luka turn the retard switch OFF
It wuld be fine if I didn't have work tomorrow but I do.
You seem like the kind of person who can't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
don't we have a hell of a time getting anything off planet? that's why we send robots?
from what I've heard, we're stuck on terra ferma, at least our generation.
I thought you worked late nights
spoken like a very non-serious irrelevant kind of person.
literally just copied and pasted
that's how much I care
I am betting 50 years at the latest
All we need is to put the orbital infrastructure in place, then we can escape the gravity well
or at least build on the moon
what sort of orbital infrastructure could possibly help us escape the gravity well?
those hyperspace launchers from Cowboy Bebop come to mind.
Don't think that'll happen
Kanra can you put a name on so I can filter you cross-thread
rip in pepperonis
We have the space station, we can get people out without toooo much hassle
the biggest problem is all the stuff you have to bring. If you could just build most of what you need in space or produce it on the moon, it is much easier to go where you want
Hu, come cook me a snack
I work from two pm to midnight tomorrow
but if I don't get back to bed until 9 am
it's going to be a bit tiring.
If you feel tired right now go right to bed
if not grind it out my man
can you lick a high voltage line
what can make this less than 50 years?
Nah, is alright
Sure, brb, 2000 miles
If we are on the moon seriously, I am calling that space-faring
I am mainly worried about when we look at asteroids economically
I would walk 500 miles
Exhausted, but not tired.
this sound like scifi.
that's kinda the point
I wanna help make it happen, so I am doing science
guess I'm just on the outside looking in.
Gonna need a visum too, and ordering tickets. Won't be there anytime soon
Red hair a cutie
That is most people, to be honest
And I would walk 500 more
time to pass out
good night and good luck
But what about the sea! Can't walk
Sweet dreams Grim
new pictures when?
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door
When artists makes good ones
That would make headers for sure!
find them plz!
Most are too lewd
A merry tbNlMtqrYS0 to you too, Cato~
only non-lewd pls
It's why I don't have many pics. Too many lewd ones that won't be saved
It is a song!
You're a song
when will you post new ones?
This was a new one~
Found it yesterday anyway
Get some sleep
my body is dumb
Not if you're tired now
Coffee and eurobeat
body = tired
brain = awake
brain controls body
you'll never wake up to the sound of anti-lag system violently firing in your room
Do nothing and become bored, then you might sleep
Turn off pc mayb
wats a normal tyme for people to wake op
i woke up at 6pm
yes but you're feku
let body rest
by physically laying down then?
you control brain? your brain gets bored of being awake, and turns off?
no government control brain
sore wa doiu imi desuka？
watashi no understand des
will you be my japanese wife
my family tells me that too but I'll stay awake for hours reading and it doesn't help either.
I could just lay in bed and do nothing and not sleep
but then I'll be tired AND bored
doesn't even work either
brains are dumb
you can't make your brain stop hating asparagus, or loving rock music, or wanting to do X or Y
why are you a fake Hu
its spelt waifu
and no i dont like bronys
you're a slave to your brian? ;~;
Nah, that's too late!
Nah, would be tired and tired~
Breakfast was a success!
But it's lunchtime now
Yeah, up at 7!
implying you didn't just have it
implying I hadnt had it a while ago and had been doing other house related chores.
Implying I wasn't simply telling people that "I told you I went for breakfast... Now I am back, and that previous venture was a success" in s succinct manner.
Implying you aren't a grandiose vagabond homosexual
Takes one to know one.
tfw you have skin picking OCD so hard your nose is starting to hurt from being picked too much
don't give it attention by replying
my stupid, stupid brain
become a fake human being
that ain't how it works
i cant be your waifu anyways im a boy
how to fix it?
ur not my moms nezi don't tell me what to do
i wanna have a snek
help with sneks
this world sucks not enough snake porn
Plenty of dolphin porn though.
snek a best
post trouser snek
tfw smooth but your legs are two tones lighter than the rest of your body
not having short shorts tan lines
i think i'll just sunbathe nude
being a flagrant faggot
Faye Valentine not knowing who she is, hungry, after escaping cryo hospital, eats steak
but tanlines are 3good
k e k
tanlines are cute on girls
boys can be girls
Where's my Blondie?
just waking up?
I don't know. Where is she?
Yeah. I don't work until 2 today.
hopefully you'll feel ready by then.
it's 95% humid today
i havent slept since we last talked
I dun wanna.
i'll be waiting
Blood chan ♥
Go to bed.
I'm going to go play LoL and work on that arcade event.
So interesting. And then what?
What time is it there?
the sun is really bright in this morning haze
I'm lucky that the trees block the sun a bit in the morning.
But yeah, should go to bed here soon.
thankfully i have my sleep mask uwu
Is it a cute one?
it's soft on the inside
and velvety on the outside~
hows it going lover?
pretty good, Nier Automata finally finished downloading, so I might play that today...
I had a good run this morning too. How are you? Did you just wake up?
I am just polaying skyrim, because skyrim belongs to the nords.
NiEr is good stuff!
owwwy ;-; you're too strong
omg i want to play Skyrim but my computer isn't strong enough, what do?
But it is strong enough to handle NiEr?
Why is this place so dead?
Well, blood-chan is e-sucking my dick... but not sure where anyone else is...
Actually, Blood chan is sucking my dick.
Blood-chan x Scoot?
They're talented, I give em that
How does one suck two dicks simultaneously without making them touch?
Its magic forty, magic
It's dead because it's a shitty community that should have died ages ago.
Well, I hoped you guys to be more interesting than /waifu/ threads, but this place is boring aswell.
If you see Togame or Beatrice tell them to suck my dick.
HURR ITS DYING WE NEED MORE PSOTERS LIKE HU
Yet here we are
Hu is just another generic poster.
They don't even do anything really.
you can't kill that which has no soul
Toasting in a Scoots tread.
Where is my bloodchan?
S/he is getting boinked.
By this dicc
Only if I get more Asuna from you.
C'mon, be a bro~
I know I am but so are you. Chin chen ching chong.
I don't know I haven't tried it, what do?
You may boink the Blood chan all you want for this kindness!
oh shit Chen is here
You have been sold. Enjoy your boinker.
Sold to who?
Scoots. Owns. You. Now.
it is friday my dude
but... i did not initiate the imprinting sequence yet
Come and give hugs
I thought you hated league
Gotta get down.
I forced it. Fun fact, it's initiated forcefully by booping your nose.
Who could ever hate neru league clips?
ignore me that says meriipu not merupii or whatever her name is
I overthought it
I'm so used to watching her die in league
Lol u suck
-walks up to you in chibi form and lifts my arms-
i can't reach you u_u
u shouldn't do that
im not looking for a master atm
Too late, boops delivered via png.
-picks you up-
no i refuse to be dominated anymore...
gets this close to your face
Nigga I don't care what you want. You just a hoe, now you do as you're told and make some doe.
What the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! KANRA IS EVA????!?1/1/?1/?
neru only plays lulu and its boring as shit
are you not muu
Grim, who was Kanra again?
You RP as Blood-chan's "master" but you also say "boops" and you posted that blonde anime loli
Now that I think about it more, maybe you're just Eva and not also Kanra
Why would you think I fussed with someone else?
What the fuck? You and I have something special, I would never fuse with someone else behind your back! Ffs Erio.
how absolutely autistic do you have to be to interact with blood chan on a regular basis
i mean the levels of lack of self awareness we're talking here
can you having to live with that all your life
but you're not my master
**how absolutely autistic do you have to be to live as loco
i mean the levels of lack of self awareness we're talking here
can you having to live with that curse all your life**
i think you would like me if you got to know me...
No, I'm your pimp. The ones paying are your temporary Masters.
Get it right and I won't have to smack you.
How fucking autistic do you have to be to Live as Rin?
I mean, the levels of lack of self awareness we're talking about here.
Can you having to live with that all your life?
Would interact with a Rin on a regular basis/10
I'd rather talk to blood chan than loco tbh
|Rolled 1 (1d2)|
1 = reply to Blood-chan
2 = don't reply to Blood-chan
did dice wrong = go back to reading
rifk where my tp?
I heard you fused with Spoilers
But do you know the password
but i have a bf user
rin is cute so its okay!
That depends, what might I get for knowing the password~?
He never needed to know before.
Unless he likes watching, then sure why not. Cuck'll cuckle their cucks, I guess?
<3 Good you kept it.
MRW every time I come to one of these threads.
we should kill people together
oh he's not a cuck
he'll kill you
<2 What's up with the pink hearts
I'll honor the password's request
ay gurl how u
One does not simply kill Godzilla. They usually just get stepped on.
Or if they are lucky they get a spectacular death through the fire and flames, of radioactive-ness. So like two songs in one.
i wasn't actually sunbathing nude. that was a joke.
Just cool kickin' it live in the bull pen, young homie. You know how we do.
Not a lot! About to head out right soon~
How have you been though, qt 3.14? :3
i want moar! <3
Well, there's really not any other material for CCS.
Whatever, scofflaw. I'll have you hanged.
Ya got stuff to do. Understandable. Gotta keep busy. I've been pretty busy myself. Work work work. But I'm taking a tea break. :3
-pets your hair-
What's new though
I haven't talked to you in like a year
i'm already hung
i'm not apologising for that joke
When do we start?
Oh, that's always a good thing to do! Cannot break yourself down.
Always gotta have some breaks in there. <3
rest in peace u_u
It's Friday; when is TP o'clock?
Do you actually smoke weed
How many LIES were there
What do you call a black doctor?
Although it means literally zero whether I do or not, yes.
Got some good (you)s last night
Jesus be damned. That is great.
I only have the absolute best
This is true~
Gonna head off.
Have a good one~ *Hugs*
I just got back from taking my little sister to work and bringing her back home.
I should probably eat something soonish
I will prob make some tuna soon to eat.
I have work in an hour and a half unfortunately.
Would you rather have a late start or go in early ?
I like going in early minus the waking up part.
I feel about the same.
I prefer the opening shift, though I do hate waking up early.
Actually, I take that back. Most of my mongoloid coworkers can't finish their closing duties so when I open I have to do them as well as my own tasks.
I guess thats understandable.
I just don't like getting home so late.
I read hentai for the plot.
I don't love it, but I have no structure or meaning to my life so it doesn't matter in the end when I get home.
Whats something that would even wanna make you get home early ?
Sakura Kinomoto is a 10/10 avatart btw.
I have no idea.
Getting more time with people I guess, since if I get home after midnight most are heading to bed shortly after.
Normally the only thing that makes me wanna come home early is when I have a crush on someone and wanna bug them.
That make sense. I do not have any of those though.
That sounds kinda lonely.
You'll find someone you like eventually.
I have to go shower and get ready now.
I knew you were actually an old lady.
Ayy, fuck you.
I used have Patsy fuckin' Cline CASSETTE TAPES nigga.
not ZZ Top 8-tracks
suspension of disbelief
Glenn Miller 45s.
I bet you had multiple copies of Rhinestone Cowboy.
Wrong Glen sweetheart.
That's Glen Campbell who just died. But you seem like you had it.
I can't think of a single Campbell song I like actually... outside of like Highwayman but that doesn't count because Cash did it better.
i just want a lot of money
bep, i wish i had anything exciting to report, but it's been a pretty boring day. i hope you're faring better.
i'm going to try to squeeze some me time in soon. might do some camping!
Hm...not much is new personally. Professionally, I got a promotion and more busy these days. I'm not rich, but it's nice not to be living in constant fear of spending a dollar or two.
How have you been?
scoob, that's a determined face.
i forgot what i was doing
not really. i woke up very late. my swimming trunks arrived so i can go swimming with the imouto. but i didn't see her today because my mam is still mad at me. she's being very childish. between this and the drink thing I'm wondering if she's not off her hormone meds and back to mood swinging. i'm going to ask her about it tomorrow.
also I doodled some.
And do what with it?
are you talking about me?
i have a bf ._.
he does me
ssssssh... just cum
you're being so lewd v.v
This ERP between Scoots and Ikarous is kinda hot.
but i have a loving bf already
I hope they do it in thread.
Well, guess I am going murdering alone...
i bet you also watch porn you pervert
Oh yes. The evenings murdering.. I suppose you'll want to hide...
Ugh. I'm sorry to hear about your mom. I got into an argument with mine last night too. :(
I hope you get to spend some time with lil' sis. That's precious time, Bep.
What'd ya doodle?
Determino! *flicks wand*
What's the frequency, Kennth?
you're just tryna get me to cheat on my bf
-suddenly becomes productive-
y-your're a wizzard, 'Brina
hey. how'd you know my google name?
aw, i'm sorry. it sucks to have to baby them, doesn't it?
also, i've got like another three weeks with her. don't fret.
also, i drew cars.that looked like letters of the alphabet.
And why would I do that? you already seem tempted to do that already. Wanna murder this dick?
You have no proof of that.
You quoted the proof.
you know I cannot answer that
I did not.
Ikt + Archives just for revenge of the cute avatars
Too late, already shipped
That is answer enough for me love~
Cuuuute. Hey, Yan doodled me a picture of a phone hanging up a person. Remind me to show you some time! It's really cute!
I have approximate knowledge of many things.
Hey! I've been productive all day! :P
What did I do that proves this again ?
I only like 1 person at a time though and I like someone else
Your ship is sinking
Oh yeah. Are you Christopher Steele's cousin?
;) ay baby
Oh? Wanna share? I smell a profound LIE!
Who is it?!
Ban x Squiddy
Archives x Luka!
i'm guessing you mean like. putting them on a receiver. not murdering them.
I am gonna assume Luka until you prove me wrong!
oh my god
don't let Luka find out !
Thats completely fine with me.
Because I'm right!
Oh hey, Doots.
yeah I know
Goddamnit, that isn't the same as saying I'm right!
are jimmy fallon and james corden like masochism thing
is it how the USA punishes itself
Archives is a slut.
Isn't it the exact same ?
Wouldn't the safest assumption be that it's a real life person?
Could be "yeah, I know you think you are right"
The obvious joke.
Listen, no one watches them here, and the fact that you know their names makes you a faggot
pick me up
Don't worry, its a tight kept secret that no one knows about.
nobody has a real life here
How is that lewd ?
Because it's you!
I still don't get it.
i am a good girl c:
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