Why aren't you faggots part of the Judean People's Front?

Why aren't you faggots part of the Judean People's Front?

i'm a card carrying member of the judean people's front, you splitter

How do I join?

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Fuck off im with the peoples front of judea

What happened to the popular front?

What ever happened the Judean Popular People's Front?

They split from the party

Sorry, but the JPF just don't hate the Romans the way I do.

Long Live Brian Thought!

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It's like you want us to become the new Samaritans.

One of the leftypol memers should do a thing on this shitpost

I mean…
You fucking splitters, all of you

M8
sorry to brake it to you, but they are literally a front for the Romans. Also I heard one of their party higher-ups used the name of Jehovah in vain,
theirs was a huge cover-up for him.
The Liberation Organisation of Judea on the other hand,
is building true resistance to Roman oppression.
They organised their own stoning session and provide free circumcisions to Palestinians.
If you are a true Palestinian, then please stop dick riding these Roman shills.

oh fuck off
you're all provocateurs on the roman payroll
divide and conquer, this shit is old as the world itself
all you ever do is split our support base and siphon people's frustration into some useless slacktivism

as God is my witness, what goes around comes around
someday you Liberation Organisation dogs will be stoned to death for your threachery of the Chosen People, God's wrath be upon you

The LOJ are nothing but a bunch of lifestylist schmucks who think they're just a stone's throw away from liberation. It's performative meshuggah! They're spinning your wheels! The only organization with half a clue is the Popular People's Front for the Liberation of Judea. The PPFLJ has been working hand in hand with the lime burners, weavers, masons, and carpenters guilds to organize the biggest slow down in the Empire's history.

We need to critically support Parthia against Roman imperialism tbh.

God almighty please strike these splitters for they are denying your will

there is only one God in heaven, and there is only one true party of the Chosen People on earth

Gehenna awaits all splitters
Amen

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isnt being in a liberation front just slavery. we should just all sit down and jerk each other off voluntarily in a union of egoists and these romans will just go away.

join the popular front NOW

where coming for that toothbrush goy

We should have left putzes like you in the desert.

roman you need to go back

we will make Judea great again
we're going to built a Wall
a Wall so high that you can touch stars from it
a Wall so hard that not even battering ram could make a dent in it
this Wall will separate animals without souls from the Chosen People, the only People

go back to your silly gods roman
the Hour of Judgement is approaching, sinner!

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Egoist Union of Judea is shit tier

t. Spooked splitter

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t. Josephus Flavius

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99% of israel supporting zionists are right wing. Leftist support palestine.

The Joke

you head

It's just a thread referencing Monty Python's Life of Brian. Chill.

I am part of the peoples front of judea, splitter.

Judean People's Front buncha revisionists if you tell me

You filthy Babylonian kikes need to correct your ways and join the Samaritan People's Party.

Oppurtunists, all of you. A true leftists and dialectitian would support the Roman Empire. Only through the development of a hegemonic empire that will subsequently succumb to its internal contradictions in a cataclysmic collapse of Slave Society can we create the material circumstances for the next step in human civilisation: Feudalism.

Fuck off, we're the people's front of judea