You become dictator of the USA, seizing absolute power over it's military and economic power. What do you do next?

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Nuke DC, San Francisco, Seattle, Austin, and New York City. Then I would institute a Stalinist revolution with Trotskyist characteristics.

Sell out and pump everything into transhumanist efforts.

Shouldn't you kill off Congress, the Media, the Pentagon?

And why would you nuke San Francisco?

The nuke would be launched without warning during a session of Congress.


They would be brought to heel later via nationalization


Would be instrumental to establishing global communism. I would allow it to exist until the revolution had succeeded. I think its destruction would be a good way to commemorate the end of history as we know it.

Massive anarcho-communist media/education campaign.

1. Purge the government and associated agencies of christfags, conservatives and anyone likely to cause trouble and install loyal ones in their places
2. Nationalise (forcibly if required) all industry and services, turn control to the workers via a soviet syste
3. Disband all churches and religious organisations (force almost certainly needed), and deal with their former property
4. Remove religion from schools, and have a detailed propaganda campaign to install secular beliefs.
5. Homogenise the fast food industry to make it less appealing, and try and push fresh ingredients and sources.
6. Cut military spending, use saved money to implement a state health service
7. Lift prohibitions on many low class drugs and pardon those arrested for them
8. Demilitarise police force, push training programs to make officers more diplomatic and less trigger happy
9. Change the pledge of allegiance
10. Redesign flag
11. Ban consumerism, and try and push people more towards finding contentment in more constructive ways.

Probably more but I don't want to be writing all day.

Fuck off red liberal.

The churches are the biggest source of conservatives and other annoyances and the military is bloated as fuck.

fuck off, warguy, nobody wants your bullshit

How are you going to defend the homeland when you are too busy castrating the military for your pipe dream uptopian bullshit? We can enjoy communism when the bourgeoisie are weak and defeated.

Like fucking who? Russia is too busy picking on ISIS to bother with murica and relations with China may actually improve

Crash the fed with no survivors, see what happens.

Withdraw from all overseas military operations
Abandon NAFTA/NATO
Nationalise all heavy industry, banking, education, infrastructure
Disarm cops
Seize property to end homelessness
Destroy all religious institutions
Redistribute land to exploited farm workers

All of them? What about community churches? Sounds like you might be just a little butthurt about certain social issues. In reality religion is fairly impotent in western countries like America.

Just admit that you're a christfag. We need to remove spooks and sources of reactionaries

Force all women to do a squat routine to build at least a bubble butt.

Enforce beauty standards for state issued girlfriends :^)

Churches don't produce capitalists. If you want to eliminate capitalist clerics then that makes sense but to try to eliminate a major part of traditional human life reeks of utopianism. Also religion plays little role in contemporary capitalism.

- Nationalize all media
- Nationalize all businesses operating in the financial, education, healthcare, infrastructure, and arms-manufacturing sectors
- Imprison all Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians, and any others reactionary forces that could be considered enemies of the new state
- Cut all financial dealings with and sanction all known sponsors of terror; including but not limited to: Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Qatar, Iran, etc.
- Give all possible support to the YPG
- Implement Single Payer Healthcare
- Implement Universal Higher Education
- Implement a Robin Hood Tax
- Implement a progressive corporate tax
- Implement a progressive capital gains tax
- Implement a maximum wage
- Implement capital controls
- Implement strict inheritance tax
- End all subsidies for environmentally destructive industry
- Renegotiate all free trade agreements to fair trade agreements, ensuring that they are only conducted among countries with similar development levels and have fair labor and environmental protections. If that means a trade war with countries like China so be it.
- Turn the government into the employer of last resort
- Raise minimum wage to $15
- Embark on massive affordable housing construction
- Lift the embargo on Cuba and offer subsidies to keep them afloat
- Open borders to refugees from Ukraine, Palestine, Mexico, and other conflict zones subject to extreme vetting procedures with threat of deportation if caught committing crime
- Increase the surveillance state's capabilities to something like the UK (cameras on every street) to help cope with the influx of refugees
- Enforce more stringent requirements for becoming a police officer including more training
- Equip every cop with a camera that uploads to a data storage center that can review incidents
- Forcibly unionize every business
- Implement the Swedish Wage Earner funds for all businesses
- Draft a new constitution enshrining everything into law
- Ban abortion
- Ban gay marriage
- Ban sex reassignment surgery
- Ban Islam and all other non-Christian religions
There we got the start to a market-socialist economy and salvation.

OooOOOooooOooooo

Nuke NYC and DC.

Nuke Silicon Valley twice.

Destroy all Aircraft Carriers / ICBMs in case of successful counterrevolution

Institute national Reign of Terror; declare boomers, an-caps, neolibs / necons, intelligentsia and Hollywood enemies of the people.

Declare Cultural Revolution in all Universities; mass population swaps / forceable deportation between rural areas and cities.

Arm and fund grassroots revolutionary millitias; name them as the legitimate successors after the reign of terror.

Facilitate armed seizure of all productive assets and infrastructure by revolutionary militias and revolutionary unions.

Fracture the nation into smaller autonomous zones

Constant revolution / terror until I am deposed by force.

You are the hero that the world desperately needs user.

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There's the strawman fallacy and then there's this. That has to be some kind of record.

You didn't just beat up a scarescrow, you built an entire house out of bales of straw and then napalmed it.

Kill self

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Twisting what I said so you can defend your spooks is strawmanning.

Were I in charge, religion would be out on its ass and no amount of
Is going to change it, you'd just get purged. I seek to eliminate the spooks, not preserve them.

What about Wall Street bankers?
Samantha Bee? Chris Matthews?


Why?


What else would you like to accomplish?
I would hold a big, ceremonial execution of the bourgeois, including talk show hosts, billionaires, radio hosts, celebrities, the Saudi Royal family and other porkies, hosted by Slavoj Zizek.

Humans under primitive communism had all sorts of religions. It's not going away. Read Eliade. The goal should be to channel the religious impulse into pro-socialist, revolutionary sects and away from reactionary ones.

Strawmanning by definition means that I took a characteristic of yours and said you where wrong because of it. I merely made fun of you for being a socialist and needing a state to get rid of the spook rather than just disregarding it altogether. I might as well have just called you a faggot for all of an argument that I made.

Also


I made fun of you out of principal, not religious dogmatism. Pic related.

Thanks for proving me right, you were indeed twisting my words to suit you.


If this board proves anything, it's that people have the capacity to learn and improve. Insisting we will always be plagued by these hives of reactionaries is simply untrue

Kill all anglos, obviously.

How am I being the one twisting words here?

You are the one greentexting things I never said, not me.

I said I would kick religion out, you then went on a tirade about tradition and culture and other irrelevant shit.

To make a joke and see if nazbols would jump in. I have a little theory that nazbols have the words "tradition, culture, white" ctrl-f'd and dogpile anyone who says these keywords in a negative fashion. I never expected for you to be so intent on not having fun and jumping on every little thing I said like an insecure 13 year old girl who was just told she has small tits, holy fuck.

You realise you've been called on your bullshit and are now desperately backpeddling in an attempt to not look retarded.

Here's a not for the future, if you were trying to trap a nazbol then perpetuating an argument with someone who isn't won't get you where you want.

All I did was make fun of you, correct your mistaken attempt at accusing me of making the stawman fallacy, and admit to trying to bait nazbols into dogpiling just to see if I could. There really isnt any backpedaling here because I never said I didnt intend to make fun of you. I admitted to making fun of you and trying to see if keywords would get the nazbols in on this too.

Also, so you dont try to add your own unique definition to "backpedaling"

Why yes, yes you were. Thanks you kindly for the clarification.

Religion isn't inherently reactionary. That's like claiming that language is reactionary.

Become a neocon, start a war with Iran, use the DEA to enforce my strict anti-marijuana stance, end gay marriage permanently,join the ranks of the satanic new world order, make getting a RFID chip in your hand mandatory, ect…

nuke all cities and build them up again like proper human homes.

You mind pointing out exactly ==WHERE== I fucking backpeddaled on making fun of you? Because im pretty damn sure I clarified that shit in the first reply I made to you and made it even clearer why I was making fun of you as opposed to backpedaling on an argument that I never made.

A full Communist version of this
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Good morning FBI

1. I called you on your strawman
2. You attempt to backpedal by saying "but I was only baiting nazbols"
3. I point out the obvious backpedal
4. You're now throwing a temper tantrum now that your bullshittery has been cut through.

Honestly your plan was shit before your spooked as fuck spoiler.

The realest guy in the room.

I would gladly have you frame my murder in the name of the cultural revolution, user.

obviously this
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I'm not the FBI or any alphabet soup agency.


Can we avoid autistic cat fights?

Everyone else, what would you do if you became dictator of the USA?

Launch all the nukes at the Vatican, with two strays going to Isreal and Saudi Arabia. This, in turn, would result in the US getting turned into a glass parking lot by every other nation on the planet. The economic impact would pretty much bankrupt the surviving nations, and with the most cancerous bastion of capitalism being a radioactive crater, the rest of the world can move on.

I made a point in this post explaining that I wasn't making a stawman because I
(a)didn't use any obvious characteristic of yours to attempt to weaken or defeat what you had to say because of it and
(b)I wasn't even making an argument. I was stirring the pot to piss you off and that I might as well have called you a cocksucker for all the non-argument that I had made.


I also pointed out here that I intended to make an ass out of you AND incite nazbols to gang up on you as well. It is not backpedaling because I never rescinded or take away from my original stance that I was making fun of you.

I just want to remind you that YOU where the only one to even IMPLY that I was ever making a serious argument when I made my initial sitpost
, I never even entertained that idea.


And here I am, correcting you for your misaccusation once again.


Attributing qualities to my posts that arent either grossly apparent or admitted to is the crux of a strawman argument. How about instead of attacking the tone of my arguments and attempting to twist them into convenient strawmen for you to topple you instead take on the content and central arguments of them. I think that you would have a hard time with those.

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don't nuke the Vatican it's too fucking small and you'll more than likely nuke the rest of Rome and have literally have the oldest city in Europe vanish. You could literally occupy Vatican in under 24 hours or 5 minutes if Italy decides to be a pussy and switch sides like they always do whenever it's obvious they're going to lose

The US is a lost cause, so instead of trying to prevent the inevitable, I would burn the country out in the best way possible: with a suicidally aggressive global war on the pork. Use the entirety of the military might available to kill so many ruling class people that the web of property ownership becomes too convoluted to maintain.

Start purging the population

fucking how, they're capitalist
Also I'm pretty fucking sure that USA under communism would attract way more attention than ISIS, given that ISIS is essentially funded by USA.

Immediately strip the supermarkets of toothbrushes and give them to the homeless.

Set up a database of all toothbrushes, an official toothbrush register and a large enforcement wing.

Flip a coin on every kids and make them trans at birth

Declare a one world government and declare war on guns

Get the CIA to start selling drugs to fund anti gun militias in the third world, arm them with confiscated guns from the US

Borrow several gorillians to spend on reparations for slavery

Make progressive stack applicable to all of society, so that whenever anybody speaks all others must first wait for POC to speak first.

Drones flying around listening to see if you used a racial slur

Make mark zuckerberg ruler of the whole internet, entrust him with censorial powers

delete all anime

The great porno purge

Make "so much for the tolerant left" a mantra repeated by children at school in the morning. Tell them it is a jubilant celebration of revolutionary terror, tolerance of fascism leads to fascism, and the mantra is what saved the fatherland.

two chicks at the same time

1. Make christianity the mandatory state religion.

2. Create camps for illegal immigrants, then swift deportation.

3. Replace the heads of media/goverment/congress and install national patriots in their place.

4. Show people the truth about the jew and the holocaust en masse.

5. Forcefully disband all communist and marxist associations, with force if needed be.

6. Disband all LGBT and similar associations, essentially cut out the fun from our culture.

7. Reinstall white pride movements, and make people understand that race does exist, you should be proud of your race. Doesn't matter what race you are.

8. Prohibit irrelevant shiting and meddling, it only creates more problems then it solves. This concept is pushed and supported by zionists, for forced globalization and enslavement of the people.

9. Push all resources and military power to destroy zionist jews, raise israel to the ground.

10. Ban all government handouts, create extreme capitalistic society. You earn as good as you are snowflake.

11. Push for increase in birth rates, popularize the traditional family values.

12. Redesign the flag.

Conquer all of south america and Canada insuring a stronghold of communism in the western hemisphere

Create work camps for all small business owners in rural Minnesota

1) End Gerrymendering
2) Term limits for senators and congress
3) End wars in middle east
4) Open labor counsels who work with worker unions and purge the oligarchs in charge of companies
5) Make it illlegal to have more than 25% of your employees non-American.
6) Healthcare for all
7) Support Assad and embargo Saudi Arabia
8) Spring up puppets in Mexico, Canada, the EU, etc to help support a world revolution
9) Lift embargo on Venezuela, Cuba, and Russia
10) Reform the education system to be less propagandized
11) Lower age of consent
12) Set limits to house prices and federally enforce employment quotas
13) Healthcare for all
14) Free water for all
15) Accept Puerto Rico, DC, and Guam as states and American Samoa a territory
16) Invest in cultured meat production and green energy
17) Child limits and forced tube-tying or vasectomies for people with too many kids
18) Free birth control
19) Close many of our foreign military bases
20) Manipulate the parties in favor of socialist parties

Pick one.

Those two are not in contradiction with each other.

Man dunno bout folkmotes

biggest problem in this hypothetical scenario, assuming military coups are not a possibility, would ironically be russia and china

Implement sharia law

still wont get you laid fedoralord

Imagine being this deep in the trashcan

Now that I killed 2/3 of the american population I've achived world peace… But I won't do nothing to help americans tbh.

Slave moralist, fuck off

I wonder who's behind that post

America is the most religious Western nation by far

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Epic theological and philosophical skills, user.

I hope the irony is not lost on you.
Christianity is far more compatible with socialism than with how it's currently hijacked by braindead republicans

kill every : member of this board, Feminist, Muslim, Marxist, Leftist, Jew, Nigger, then host a bacon festival for the rest.

I don't
epic duuude lmao xD

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What do you mean by this? Allow workers to take meth on the assembly line so that they can get shit done faster? What possible applications would drugs have in industry?

Nuke entire country.

abolish the prices system and then hand all of the power to democratically confederated municipalities

Hemp for example

Ahh, I thought you meant the hardcore stuff like meth and heroin. Hemp really isn't a drug, tbh, its mostly just illegal because of some paper thin excuses that it takes away from a persons lucidity andight be habit forming. Kinda stupid reasoning when compared to tobacco products and their harmful effects.

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Quite ballsy advocating communism in elementary school, I'll give him that.

Uphold Marxism-Ryanism

genocide white americans
send blacks back to africa
send latinos back to latin america
give the whole land back to the natives

That Ketki girl sounds like a fucking fascist if you ask me

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Nuke Saudia Arabia, Israel, begin building communism in the USA.


What will you all say when the majority of proles openly resist communism and denounce you?

You know, I would love to see your fascism be tried in America. After it fails, maybe we can have socialism.

Why do blacks and latinos get to go back but whites get killed? What about Europe?

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I'd launch all the nukes in the world for you my nigga.

mandatory triweekly communal public rosa luxemburg cum tributes for all boys over 12, to then be lapped up by an elite corp of genetically engineered hapa sissy toilet slaves