Most Retarded Ideology

Ancap

I mean we at least tried monarchism enough to know it works sometimes.

Anarchists and leftcoms are going to jump on this.

Anarkiddes, obviously

Ancap or Fascist, but those are pretty much the same. Within the left probably third worldists or anti-imperialists because they're supporters of capitalism and armchair activists.

Anarchists are generally good at not taking bait and Leftcoms will just link to libcom or endnotes.

Juche?

Dare to post with a flag of your own ideology, cowards.

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Holla Forums and /r9k/ have this Alpha Beta dynamic going on. They basically admit to themselves that they need a strong Alpha as a leader or monarch to lead them.
Yet fail to see how this doesn't make them into cuck.
But then again, they made cuck porn popular in the first place, so whatevs.

Monarchism is in some ways desirable despite being shit from a managerial perspective because it inherently "admits" power is arbitrarily doled out from birth instead of "earned" through competence, qualification, etc. Give me monarchism over bourgeois democracy any day. Even a constitutional monarchy like the UK is preferable to the US because you can point to the queen when someone starts spouting American-dream "anyone can make it" bullshit.

Neoliberalism is the dumbest "educated" ideology, vanilla despotism is probably the clunkiest "stupid person" ideology. (since it's more "just do what i say okay" instead of necessarily understanding the power of nudging, etc.)

This seems more like a "what's the most retarded form of government" than "what's the most retarded ideology" though. In which case, I mean, I guess Nauru's democracy is probably up there?
seriously read their story, tiny island of a few thousand people got rich from phosphate mining and wasted literally every penny. people on a 20mi island with one road bought fucking sports cars.

Fucking revisionist!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It checks out.

Depends.
nazbol is the dumbest in that it's stupid.
basic liberal/conservative partisans are the dumbest in that it requires the least thought put into politics to successfully call yourself that in the west.

monarchism so far has had the most stable and long lasting ideology in history.

With being a coincidence that euro countries that still have royalty to be the most prosperous.

Monarchies survived for so long because they had state religions dedicated to justifying and legitimizing their dynastic rule.

An attempt to bring back secular hereditary rule in this day an age, without the presence of a unifying religious tradition would literally be the worst and most unstable government ever.

primitive communism has lasted for the longest time

fact: nazbols are the race with the highest average I.Q.

Neo-Monarchists see democracy as a means to pacify the population against an endless cycle of tyrants. By removing the democratic process and elevating the assasination of a tyrant to a noble act, monarchists see a future where corruption can and is encouraged to be removed by force.

Caesar was socdem ground zero. There's a lecture about this on Youtube. I can't remember the guy's name though.

Caesar was a faggot and a twink. In a just world, we would bring him back to life so he could be fucked to death by Nazbol Supercock Executioners.

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How is Nazbol worse than the typical capitalist nationalist ideologies

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The radical center

Probably the weird reactionary/theocratic NRx types, or the Evola type "traditionalists"

"Primitive communism" never existed. We were always capitalists.

This guy's a troll, right? I honestly can't tell anymore these days

I'm just educated enough to know that capitalism is the natural way. Marxism was just a prank gone too far that killed hundreds of millions. It failed because humans always desire freedom.

it's shitposting, you moron

1984 was not an instruction manual. Orwell really was ahead of his time.

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oh boy have i got a meme for you

madmonarchist.blogspot.com/

why aren't you an anarcho-monarcho-communist yet user?

An-caps

Slavic Neo-Nazis. Yep, they exist and yep, they're dead fucking serious.

uhm i dont see why anyone would oppose this tbh

Joke: AnCap AnMons
Woke: Leftist anti-industrialist Tolkienite AnMons

Neoliberalism because it objectively does not work. Libertarianism because it exists solely to provide moral support for neoliberalism

I believe there is a board. Prepare to cringe.

Slave Society (The Roman Empire) is the absolute worst. But Monarchism is close.

Japanese ethic nationalism with aesthetics copped from Germanic neopaganism. Find something more retarded, I dare you.

I don't understand that's amazing.

thats a japanese folk metal band and they do not support alt-right views lol. you added the neo-pagan shit yourself.

t. closet Holla Forumsack

because that have no sense

trips confirms dapperton for autist

Neo-Liberals, Ancaps, anything with Pacifism in it, Internationalists and Globalists each for different reasons but all have one thing in common

Their nothing but Pure Ideology

Posadism ? Distributist Anarcho-monarchism ?

Marxism-leninism.

That does not exactly sound like a totally terrible idea.
While outlandish, I could see such an idea gaining a following.

I would certainly prefer that to anything offered by neo-liberalism.

Anarchism

Marxism-Leninism

Marxism-Leninism obviously.

Leninist-Marxism of course

They split over use of the oxford comma in the party's newspaper.

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Tripfagism >>1815810

Hair ˈōdin! An peopre of YŌVOPPA!

Anarcho-Brocialism

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would my mistress require me to cuddle her alot?

basically yes

do we have a posadist flag ? we need a posadist flag

tbf, all of those ideologies makes more sense than Anarcho-Capitalism or Neo-liberalism

I don't get the appeal. I guess its supposedly more stable and safer then letting the plebs vote but monarchies have countless wars both civil and external

Most retarded overall:

"An"-cap
National "anarchism" (basically, neo-tribalism whereby tribes are based on biological background as opposed to free association)

Most retarded leftist ideologies:
EuroComm
Communization Theory
Autonomism
"Post-Marxism"
Third Worldism
Mutualism
Agorism (I know most agorists are "an"-caps but many consider themselves left)

Every ideology that doesn't fundamentally work like the human immune system.

I only accept ideologies that would keep you alive if you applied it to the integrity of your own body.

Open border and globalist fags need to get all their white blood cells removed and then dive into a landfill.

If your ideology doesn't keep you alive in such a scenario, it's out the door.

Do nationalists ever get tired of basing their political beliefs on nonsensical metaphors? My favorite is still "humans vs. orcs.

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national "anarchism" is retarded, it's in the name, anarchism by definition has no borders and thus no nations. If a black man wants to move in next door to your commune, the only way you can make him leave is with force. This is literally statism, ergo not anarchism.

user do i really have to explain to you why blood cells dont need workers rights but people do

Fully Amish Luxory Gay Earth Communism

are you…are you retarded?

Anarcho-para-Amish-Collectives can work, in my honest opinion.

AnPrim
taking the concept of 'reactionary' to its logical conclusion

wait till you hear about Jewish neo-nazis…

2 days ago I would've said Posadism, but now I think it might actually be Board-ownerism.

I have to agree, ideological purity is on image boards is the most retarded one by a long step.

youtube.com/watch?v=8wkdakUo97Y&t

The empire lasted for 1400 years.
Stalinism did for 50 and got put into an East Asian zoo after that.

I might be a brute and a brainlet but I'll always feel more balanced and sane than those people.

These are GOAT though, the others you listed are dogshit though.

If you wan a stable, prosperous and non LARPy society, monarchism is the way to go. Oh and from a historical perspective it is unstoppable, all societies will eventually fall back to monarchism

Out of curiosity, Mr. Monarchist Man, what do you think of countries that are currently monarchies like Spain, the UK or Morocco?

Also explain this.

An union of egoist amoebas sounds kind of awesome, actually.

Read Maurras

Top one is actually the flag of the defunct Libertarian Not Socialist Green Party

tbh I think, even within circles of people that would disagree with ancap because they disagree with the inherent philosophy no matter what, people tend to underestimate how thought out it is. I doubt anybody on Holla Forums has read any ancap literature and yet y'all are quick to throw an autistic temper tantrum because other people won't read your theory.
Overall the most autistic ideology is probably anprim, "queer anarchy" or turd positionist. I've also heard someone describe themselves as an advocate for "post structuralist anarchy", which I think means a stateless society in which everybody gets philosophy degrees and then starves to death because you can't know nothing and an equally valid metanarrative interpreted from reality is that you're well fed so it doesn't matter anyways.

Jesus, there's a le epic wordfilter for pretty much any phrase you people don't like. How childish.

If you can't take the banter, don't come here.

Broflakes need a safe space, typical.

Anti-imperialism

Yeah, obviously I'm very personally upset and not making a random offhand comment about an ideology I said was autistic anyway, and turning "third" to "turd" is top tier epic banter.

fpbp

don't waste your time here lol, they're controlled oppisition. Mostly retarded lolcows, trannies, underage b&, and tranny underage b& kek

I've read some ayncrap stuff and it's only well thought-out if you think the real world is some hermeneutic social experiment with ten participants.

Have you ever read anything marxist?

Of course. I went to uni for critical theory before I grew out of that phase.

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Monarchism is just dictatorship pre enlightenment. The monarch tells you he should rule forever because the blood in his veins is blessed by god.

In terms of insight it's probably the post-left. What a bunch of smug retards.

I don't think monarchy is dumb, because I don't think a revulsion towards politics and interpersonal manipulation is dumb. The more I have to use social contacts at committee meetings the less I want to live.

Toss up between Anarcho-Capitalism and Anarcho-Primitivism. Monarchism and whatever the fuck the American Libertarian party is follow up on those.

Communism is pretty autistic i'd say. Commie faggots